00:00Hey, everyone! I heard a rumor that Granny is coming to visit my schoolhouse!
00:06Hit the like button if you want me to show her what Baldi's Basics is really all about!
00:21Alright, Granny! It's your turn to visit the schoolhouse!
00:25What? You wanted to see Baldi? Well, now's your chance!
00:36Ooh, yeah. That smile's a bit creepy, lady.
00:50Oh, Baldi! You want to play hide and seek?
00:55Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:03Hey, watch where you're swinging that thing, lady!
01:10What are you doing in my schoolhouse? Aren't you a little too old to be in my school?
01:16Go back to your shanty!
01:21Alright, you asked for it!
01:24This isn't Granny's house, you know, but welcome to my schoolhouse!
01:29I'm gonna give you one last chance to turn around and walk out of here before you see what Baldi's Basics is really all about!
01:40Oh, now you listen here, you old witch!
01:48You better think real good before you hit me with that bat, you hear me?
01:52Oh, good! You're not as dumb as I thought!
01:58Well, it's time we play a little game!
02:02I hope you like math, cause if you don't, well, let's just say this shiny new ruler I got from Santa Claus last Christmas is going to make you feel like you're two years old again after I get done with you!
02:17I'm done with you!
02:47I'm done with you!
02:48I'm done with you!
03:09Hello again Granny!
03:11Are we having fun yet?
03:13Let's have some real fun!
03:16It's time for everyone's favorite subject.
03:20Math!
03:22Answer my three problems correctly to win a special prize!
03:28I'd rather play hide and seek!
03:31Well, there'll be plenty of times for that later.
03:35Here, let's do the first problem.
03:38What is 10 plus 2?
03:41Come on, lady.
03:47I know you're old and slow, but geez, answer the problem already.
03:53Oh, wow.
03:58Hey, for an old lady, you're really good at this.
04:02I bet you have quite an education.
04:06It's a shame you can't hit anything with that bat, though.
04:11Whoa!
04:13Hey, watch where you're swinging that thing.
04:16What the heck?
04:18Alright, well, listen here.
04:21Are you done swinging that thing?
04:25Oh, okay, good.
04:27Let's just do the second problem.
04:29What is 22 plus 7?
04:32Oh, come on.
04:37I got the last one.
04:39Don't you want your prize?
04:45Oh, my!
04:46You're on a roll!
04:47That's the correct answer!
04:50Now let's try something a little harder.
04:53What's this right here?
04:54Take all the time you need, Granny.
05:00You'll never, ever guess the answer to this problem.
05:04You have to be a complete...
05:06Oh, wait a minute.
05:08Huh?
05:09Let me check something.
05:11I probably should have picked a different answer.
05:16You're basically the devil.
05:18Oh, well, it's time for your prize.
05:22Here's a shiny quarter.
05:25Use it to buy special items to survive your stay.
05:30And I hope you get an answer wrong so I can finally use my shiny new ruler on you.
05:37I'm here to bring you my new ruler on you.
05:50Gotta sweep sweep sweep!
05:51I love the coming friend here, and here I come.
05:58Give me something great.
06:00No items, no pass.
06:11Take that!
06:12Here, take that!
06:14Come back here!
06:15Take that!
06:16Take that!
06:17Take that!
06:27Did you just beat up a student in the halls?
06:30Me?
06:32Oh no, my dear.
06:34This student is sleeping during school.
06:36I think you should punish him.
06:44Huh?
06:45No sleeping in the halls.
06:46Wait, 30 seconds.
06:48Detention for you.
06:52Granny, over here.
06:56You know you want to follow me.
06:59Ta-da!
07:10It's Baldy!
07:12Oh, come on, Granny.
07:16You know you're excited to see me.
07:19Well, get more excited because we're going to do some math.
07:23You hear that, Granny?
07:27What's that sound?
07:29Oh my gosh.
07:32It's a math problem.
07:33What is six times six?
07:36Thirty-six?
07:37Wow, you actually said something.
07:41I didn't think you talked very much.
07:44You sound kind of creepy, so talk less, okay?
07:47Okay.
07:48Well, that answer is right.
07:51What's the second problem right here?
07:53Dad, I don't know.
07:59Wow, people are smart .
08:08What are you looking at, huh?
08:11You got a problem with me, old lady?
08:23Hey, you little...
08:24What the heck was that fun for?
08:28Hey, don't even think about doing what I think you're...
08:32All right, you know what?
08:36You're gonna get it now!
08:38You got the answer wrong, and I'll be coming for you real soon!
08:53Back in the old days when you were a child,
08:57the teacher whooped your fanny real good.
09:01Guess what's about to happen to you?
09:03Oh, this should bring back some real fond memories!
09:08I don't want to play with no one!
09:20Let's play!
09:24I don't have time for games, you stupid little girl!
09:27I am coming right here, Lord Michael!
09:34I am looking for you!
09:37I am the program to the...
09:40Hey, stop right now!
09:43You're going the wrong way!
09:45I said stop it, you little demon on wheels!
09:50Ow!
09:52Woah!
09:53Ow!
09:54Ow!
09:54Ow!
09:55Ow!
09:56Ow!
09:56Ow!
09:56You're lying, you're lying, I'm not lying...
09:57I got still.
09:58Ow!
09:58Ow!
09:59My daddy!
10:00Hey...
10:03How did you get way up there?
10:05Get down here this instant to receive your punishment.
10:10You have nowhere to go! What are you gonna do? Get your precious Slenderman to save you?
10:20You have no friends that could possibly scare me!
10:25What in the heck is going on around here? Granny, is that you doing that?
10:32Hello? Who's there?
10:36Huh? Whoa! Who in the heck are you?
10:43Let's taste death!
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