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00:00Hello?
00:01Oh my God, someone call campus security!
00:03You think the library lost its mascot!
00:06Oh my God!
00:07There she is, my little nerd, all grown up out in the wild.
00:11Oh.
00:12When did that happen?
00:13Like I would ever miss the annual
00:14Thompson-Carter family retreat.
00:16I'm not your brother.
00:18Hands off, buddy.
00:21Hi, Alex.
00:23Speak of the devil.
00:26If it isn't Knox Carter,
00:27the NFL's sluttiest quarterback.
00:30What are you doing here?
00:32Thought you were too rich and famous for us now, hotshot?
00:34NFL's sluttiest quarterback.
00:36Kinda liking that one.
00:38If you don't like the house my name bought,
00:41you're welcome to leave.
00:42Yeah, yeah, your name might have bought this house,
00:44but it's my name she's yelling in the stands.
00:46Where's Carter?
00:47Go, where's Carter?
00:51You wanna bet?
00:56Boys!
00:58Let your sister breathe.
00:59She is not our sister.
01:02Sister, god, sister, tomato, tomato.
01:04Either way, I'm the only one that gets to suffocate her.
01:08Miss you, 2D.
01:09Now, let me get a good look at my goddaughter.
01:14Damn, girl!
01:16When did you get hot?
01:19I mean, you have always been gorgeous, but come on now.
01:23Stop.
01:23Ah.
01:25We're more like your mother every day, I swear.
01:29But you have a better ass, that's for sure.
01:31What?
01:31She's as flat as a pancake.
01:33Now, boys, just because she has a great ass does not mean you get to hit on your god sister.
01:38They weren't.
01:38They weren't.
01:39Oh, please, they're animals.
01:40I blame their father.
01:41We can literally hear you.
01:42Good.
01:43All right.
01:44Now, be gentlemen and carry her bags to her room.
01:47So, no funny business.
01:50Leave the heavy lifting to me, bro.
01:52Oh, my god.
01:53I know you have a weak shoulder.
01:54Ah.
01:55Weak my ass.
01:57I am so glad there's another vagina in this house.
02:04Feels like nothing.
02:14Looks like everything.
02:16The vibe is unstoppable.
02:24The essence of effortlessness is underwear.
02:29The essence of underwear is me.
02:40Under me.
02:43Under you.
02:44Under.
02:46Where?
02:47L'aware.
02:48For him.
02:49Oh, my god.
02:50Okay.
02:51Let's...
02:52Oh, my god.
02:53Okay.
02:54You're telling me you are spending the next week under the same roof as the hottest quarterback
03:00and tight end in NFL history, and you're not fucking them.
03:03Oh, my god.
03:04What?
03:05Are you concussed?
03:06Okay, first of all, our moms were, like, best friends.
03:09We grew up together, okay?
03:10They're like my brothers.
03:11Yeah, and by that, you mean, like, group bath time?
03:14Gross!
03:15Oh, second of all, Knox, he is a total dick.
03:21As soon as he got famous, he basically ditched us to just go be a total nanohore.
03:25I'm pretty sure he's fucked every single one of his team's cheerleaders.
03:29And Wes is...
03:31Yeah, he's a total sweetheart.
03:35He's always there for me.
03:37He's always making me laugh.
03:39He's always cheering me on, but...
03:43But we're just friends.
03:44Mm.
03:45Be so for real.
03:46You have never, ever, not even once fantasized about letting one of those beefcakes into your
03:53end zone.
03:55Oh, I knew it!
03:57I knew it!
03:58Which one?
03:59Which one?
04:00The slut or the sweetheart?
04:02Both Alex Thompson, you dirty girl!
04:07Shut up!
04:08Okay, I may have had a crush on them back in high school, but it was forever ago.
04:14I'm older and wiser now.
04:16Which brings me to my third of all.
04:18I have a boyfriend.
04:19Ugh, how could I forget Drew the douchebag?
04:22Oh, come on.
04:23He is not a...
04:28Douchebag!
04:34Drew?
04:36Baby, what are you...
04:37I thought you said that you were on your family retreat thing.
04:41Like, out of town.
04:42More like at a house twenty minutes away, you dumbass.
04:45You're cheating on me, Drew.
04:46Are you fucking kidding me?
04:47Uh, cheating.
04:48You told me you were single.
04:49Uh, douchebag.
04:51I'm so sorry.
04:53Babe, baby, it's not what it looks like, okay?
04:55She came on to me, and I was just...
04:57I was lonely, okay?
04:58I was missing you.
05:00And you're always so busy with school.
05:02I told you I have needs.
05:03If you just paid a little more attention to me, I'd never...
05:07Fuck!
05:08That enough attention for you?
05:09We're done.
05:10I have a brand deal tomorrow!
05:11You know that!
05:13You and me, we're getting drunk.
05:15Oh, finally.
05:17Shh.
05:18There's a little nerd.
05:21Hi.
05:22And she's blitzed.
05:23I don't know.
05:24You and me, we're getting drunk.
05:26Oh, finally.
05:27Oh, no.
05:28Oh, no.
05:29Oh, no.
05:30Oh, no.
05:31Oh, no.
05:32Oh, no.
05:33Oh, no.
05:34Oh, no.
05:35Oh, no.
05:36Oh, no.
05:37Oh, no.
05:38Oh, no.
05:39Oh, no.
05:40Oh, no.
05:41Oh, no.
05:42Oh, no.
05:43Oh, no.
05:44Oh, no.
05:45Oh, no.
05:46And she's blitzed.
05:48Oh, no.
05:50I did not know you drank, Missy.
05:52I can't get my shoe off.
05:53Help.
05:54Okay.
05:55Okay.
05:56Come on.
05:57Here, here, here.
05:58Oh, my God.
06:00Yeah.
06:01Oh, my God.
06:02Yeah.
06:03Yeah.
06:04Yeah.
06:05Must pull it right there.
06:06Yeah.
06:07Yeah.
06:08All right.
06:09Yeah.
06:10Yeah.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Yeah.
06:13So much better.
06:14Yeah.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Freedom.
06:17Oh.
06:18Hey, what's this?
06:20You're bleeding.
06:21Oh, I'm fine.
06:23It's not my blood.
06:25Whose blood is it?
06:27Did you punch someone?
06:29My boyfriend.
06:31Drew.
06:32Ex-boyfriend.
06:33Drew the douchebag.
06:35You punched Drew.
06:36I punched Drew.
06:37What?
06:38Hey.
06:39Okay.
06:40Good catch.
06:41Oh.
06:42Oh.
06:43Oh.
06:44Oh.
06:45Okay.
06:46You smell good.
06:47Thanks.
06:48You smell like booze.
06:49Okay.
06:50Okay.
06:51You must have really got him.
06:52Hmm.
06:53There we go.
06:54Might be a little sting.
06:55Ow.
06:56Bad doctor.
06:57Hey.
06:58You are a little fighter tonight.
06:59Mm-hmm.
07:00Mm-hmm.
07:01Give it.
07:02Give it.
07:03Give it.
07:04I...
07:05I...
07:06I...
07:07I didn't take you as the brawler type.
07:08Didn't know you had an end.
07:10I didn't take you as the brawler type.
07:11Ow, bad doctor.
07:17Hey, you are a little fighter tonight.
07:20Mm-hmm.
07:21Mm-hmm.
07:25Give it.
07:27Mm-hmm.
07:29Give it.
07:32I didn't take you as the brawler type.
07:36Didn't know you had it in you.
07:39Oh, yeah?
07:40You want to see?
07:41Careful now.
07:42Yeah.
07:43Want a piece?
07:43Maybe.
07:44Mm-hmm.
07:45Oh, oh.
07:46Okay.
07:47Okay, you win.
07:49You win.
07:49I surrender.
07:59What the hell?
08:01Um, Alex hurt her.
08:03You're hurt?
08:05What happened?
08:07Who did this?
08:09Like you care.
08:11Alex.
08:14My boyfriend cheated on me, okay?
08:17So I punched him.
08:22I told you that guy was a piece of shit.
08:24Oh, my God.
08:24I'm going to fucking kill him.
08:26I'm going to fucking kill him.
08:26Hello.
08:27I already told you I took care of it.
08:29Because I'm a grown-ass woman who can fight her own fights, okay?
08:32So you can take your alpha, overprotective, male bullshit, okay?
08:37And just shove it.
08:41Okay.
08:46Getting a little handsy there, bro.
08:49What?
08:50Doctor, you serious?
08:50You don't have to do this.
08:53I mean, it's defending her on her thing.
08:54She doesn't need you playing doctor, either.
08:57Leave her alone.
08:58Okay.
08:59Okay.
08:59I don't want you playing inside.
09:01Later, I'll have to do it.
09:13I don't want you.
09:14I don't want you to.
09:15I'm not sure if you're out there.
09:17I'm a child.
09:18I don't want you to.
09:18I don't want you to eat.
09:19Looking for these?
09:31Yes.
09:36How'd you get home last night?
09:39An Uber.
09:41Next time you call me.
09:44Understand?
09:45I'll come get you.
09:46Any time, day or night.
09:50You're gonna punt some bimbo out of your bed to come babysit?
09:54I'm very flattered.
10:00Any time, day or night.
10:08I can take care of myself.
10:16My jersey looks good on you.
10:22Maybe it's Wes's.
10:25No, it's mine.
10:32You could wear this to sleep, huh?
10:35Thinking about me in bed?
10:38No.
10:38No, of course not.
10:42Liar.
10:45Go on.
10:47Take your medicine.
11:00Open.
11:01Open.
11:08Swallow.
11:29Good girl.
11:34Are you gonna kiss me?
11:37Of course not.
11:43Why?
11:45Do you want me to?
11:50You good, bro?
11:52Yeah.
11:53All good.
11:55Alex?
11:56He being a dick?
11:59Always.
11:59Thanks for the Advil, Knox.
12:03You're welcome, Alex.
12:09Excuse me.
12:18Do you mind?
12:18Looks good.
12:28Hey.
12:33Smells yummy.
12:33What you got?
12:34Hey, just in time.
12:36You want some?
12:37Please and thank you.
12:39Ow.
12:40Hey, hey, hey.
12:42Ouch.
12:43This looks bad.
12:43We need to ice this.
12:45It's not as bad as it looks.
12:46Hey, hey, hey.
12:52You're being too rough.
12:53And you have to be gentle.
12:56Better?
12:58Yeah.
13:08Wes, uh, I need to talk to you privately for a second.
13:13Let's go.
13:13Come with me.
13:15What the fuck?
13:16Let's go.
13:16Off.
13:17Dude.
13:18What the fuck?
13:19Dude, what is going on with you and Alex?
13:21Me?
13:22What is going on with you and Alex?
13:23You've been staring at her like she's a piece of meat since the second she walked in.
13:27And, yeah, obviously she looks good.
13:30But I thought you guys, like, hated each other.
13:32I thought you guys were just friends.
13:34Dude, you know she's off limits.
13:36Yeah.
13:36I know that, dickhead.
13:38Do you?
13:41Fuck.
13:43Man, we are brothers.
13:44Okay, we can't let some girl come between us, especially not Alex.
13:47Right.
13:48We have preseason coming up.
13:49Right?
13:50We're on the same fucking team.
13:51Right?
13:52I said right.
13:53Okay?
13:53I said right.
13:55All right.
13:56Let's make a deal then.
13:58Neither one of us touches Alex.
14:00Agreed?
14:00Agreed.
14:06Agreed.
14:15Where the fuck are you?
14:19Hmm.
14:20Seriously, I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
14:22Come on.
14:23A little hair of the dog never hurt anyone.
14:25Now drink up.
14:28Yeah, attagirl.
14:29Now, I think it is about time we found you a rebound.
14:33So, which one of those NFL hunks are you losing your beat card to?
14:38Andy, I am not.
14:39I'm focusing on me, okay?
14:41On school.
14:42Women in STEM.
14:43Remember?
14:44Oh, my God.
14:44Alex, live a little.
14:45Women in STEM need to get off, too.
14:47I mean, Christ, what has taken you so long?
14:49I know Drew was a douche, but he was also cherry-popping hot.
14:54I don't know.
14:54We did other stuff.
14:56Just never felt right, you know?
14:58Mm-hmm.
14:59And how does it feel now that you're sleeping between two studs, hmm?
15:02Like you want to run it deep for a touchdown, huh?
15:06Like, oh, yeah.
15:08Spike, daddy, I'm wide open.
15:11Show me those pinks.
15:12Hey.
15:13There you guys.
15:15Hopefully we're not interrupting.
15:16No, no.
15:17Plenty seeing y'all here, though.
15:18Great minds think alike, huh?
15:20And what were you two talking about?
15:21Nothing, just...
15:22Finding Alex a new man.
15:24Maybe you boys can help?
15:27Would you look at that?
15:28I'm empty.
15:29Time to go flirt with the cute bartender.
15:31So, a new man, huh?
15:49That's none of your business.
15:51So why don't you go back to sexting whichever Victoria's Secret model's unfortunate enough to be the next notch on your credit bedpost.
15:57She got you there, Noxie.
16:02But don't worry, princess.
16:05I will take care of you.
16:07I'll keep you company.
16:12Alex, slow down.
16:15Don't worry, daddy.
16:17I'll be fine.
16:18Okay.
16:24I think you've had enough.
16:27I think she can do what she wants.
16:31She's a big girl.
16:34You want this, Alex?
16:38Okay, watch it.
16:41You are such a control freak.
16:43You know that?
16:51Careful there, sweetheart.
16:54That mouth's gonna get you in trouble.
16:55You know what?
17:04I have had enough.
17:06You were right.
17:08So I'm gonna go.
17:09You're so scared.
17:10I'm gonna go.
17:11I'm gone.
17:12Come on.
17:23You're so scared.
17:26I'm like, wow.
17:26I can't do that.
17:27I'm like,лом.
17:27I'm here.
17:28I'm like, van.
17:30I'll cut your fale.
17:30Hey Alex, think fast!
18:00No!
18:02Too easy.
18:04That has literally never been funny.
18:06Idiot, dude.
18:07I had to get your head out of this book somehow.
18:09It's vacation, for fuck's sake.
18:11How about a little pre-pre-season training with the boys?
18:13Come on, you wanna play with us?
18:21Fine.
18:22Hey.
18:23I'll play.
18:24Here we go.
18:25Yes.
18:26But, put some shirts on, will you?
18:29Okay?
18:30No one needs to see all that.
18:31Oh, someone is so innocent.
18:33Can't handle a little bit of this.
18:35What the hell, man?
18:37Gotta work on your hands, bro.
18:39Doesn't fucking play time.
18:40Yeah, my hands are just fine, bro.
18:42Alex knows.
18:43Go long.
18:47Maybe you should go long, buddy.
18:50I'm the quarterback, dumbass.
18:53Well, maybe Alex should be QB.
18:55Oh, sadly, I don't think I have the ego for it.
18:57Hmm.
18:58Thank God for that.
18:59It's easy, I'll show you.
19:00That guy out of the way?
19:02Alright, just put your finger on the...
19:04Okay, no, no, no, no, no.
19:05If she's gonna learn, she's gonna learn the right way.
19:08I'll teach you.
19:09Go catch.
19:19So, to throw the perfect spiral, you're gonna wanna grip it like this.
19:25Not too hard.
19:27Lightly.
19:28Just with your fingertips.
19:32Feet.
19:33Shoulder width apart.
19:36If you wanna go deep, you're gonna have to use your hips.
19:43Yeah.
19:44Like this.
19:50Alright.
19:51So, we're gonna step into it, and release on three.
19:56One.
19:58Two.
19:59Three.
20:01Oh!
20:02There we go!
20:03Perfect.
20:07Yo!
20:09What the f***?
20:10Yo, what the hell?
20:11Ben?
20:12Thought we agreed.
20:13No playing touch.
20:14Dude, we're not.
20:16Huh!
20:17Sure could've f***ing fooled me.
20:18Alright.
20:19Let's play tackle then.
20:20No problem.
20:21What?
20:24Guys, stop!
20:25Fuck you, man!
20:26I said she's off limits!
20:28Peps, get off him!
20:30Someone wanna tell me what's got the two of you wanting to kill each other?
20:33Alex?
20:34I think it's time you and I have a little girl talk.
20:38Boys?
20:39Go cool off.
20:40Go cool off.
20:41Woo!
20:42Woo!
20:43So?
20:44Just got my sons fighting over you, huh?
20:45What?
20:46No, of course not.
20:47Oh, please.
20:48It's just like that one time I bought him one of those ATV ride-on car toy things for Christmas.
21:00They were never good at Sherry.
21:01There we go!
21:02Woo!
21:03All I'm saying is, you know you're the daughter I've always wanted, right?
21:04And if we can make it official.
21:05What?
21:06No, of course not.
21:07No, of course not.
21:08Oh, please.
21:09It's just like that one time I bought him one of those ATV ride-on car toy things for Christmas.
21:14They were never good at Sherry.
21:17All I'm saying is, you know you're the daughter I've always wanted, right?
21:28And if we can make it official.
21:30Wendy, listen to me.
21:31Nothing is going on.
21:33Okay?
21:34Wes and I, we're just friends.
21:37Okay?
21:38I would never do anything to jeopardize that.
21:39And Knox...
21:47No.
21:48I mean...
21:50Of course I've thought about it.
21:51How could I not?
21:52You would-
21:53No.
21:54No.
21:55After Drew, I'm swearing off.
21:56Fuck, boys.
21:57Yes.
21:58Smart girl.
21:59Mm-hmm.
22:00Mm-hmm.
22:01I mean, if you're not interested, they are not.
22:05Mm-hmm.
22:06They care about you.
22:08A lot.
22:10And if they get the wrong idea, I do not need a pair of heartbroken, blubbering little idiots.
22:16What?
22:17Okay, seriously?
22:18Mm-hmm.
22:19Okay.
22:20Maybe, Wes.
22:21Maybe, Wes.
22:22But you think Knox cares about me.
22:23Seriously?
22:24I...
22:25He's either flat-out ignoring me or bossing me around.
22:26He's insulting my life decisions and my boyfriends.
22:27Honey.
22:28Are you blind?
22:29That is because he has been your self-appointed protector since you were four years old.
22:40He used to go in your room at night and sleep on the floor when you had nightmares.
22:44You don't remember that?
22:45Trust me.
22:46He cares.
22:47We're gonna go wedding dress shopping.
22:48Woo!
22:49And do some, of the people here.
22:50I don't know.
22:51It doesn't matter.
22:52Hey!
22:53It doesn't matter.
22:54We're gonna go wedding dress shopping.
22:55Woo!
22:56Nice to see you soon.
22:57Fees!
22:58You've been busy and serious.
22:59Well, take who's out here, but there' nice to be side of this.
23:09You've been sick and screwed up.
23:12Weird, good boy, could I not drink this?
23:16I know, yeah, he didn't give this laugh.
23:35Young man, there is a lady present?
23:38Come on.
23:42Couldn't you wait till after dinner?
23:44I like cookies during dinner.
23:46You know, I'll have more after dinner, too.
23:48What is this?
23:52Alex, I didn't notice that earlier.
23:53What happened to your hand?
23:54Oh.
23:56You know me, a brawler.
24:00No, it's just when I broke things off with Drew, I might have done so a little forcefully.
24:05Fuck him.
24:08I told you when you started dating that guy was a piece of shit.
24:12A manipulative gaslighting.
24:13Hey, hey, you take it easy?
24:15All right, we're at dinner.
24:18Disloyal piece of shit.
24:19You know, if you would have listened to me when this all started, we would have never been in this position.
24:23I'm so sick of this hot and cold bullshit.
24:26So you totally ghost, don't text for months, and now you want to micromanage me?
24:30What, I can never date anyone without your approval?
24:32That's what you're saying?
24:33No, that's not what I'm saying.
24:36Look, all I'm saying is you deserve someone who's going to show up for you.
24:41Someone who's going to be there when shit gets hard.
24:45And you know all about showing up, hmm?
24:48You missed the last three Thanksgivings because of fucking brand events.
24:50I'm not talking about me.
24:53All I'm saying is you deserve better, Alex.
25:02Amen to that.
25:05I think that we need to celebrate the fact that you are finally free.
25:11So come on, guys.
25:13Oh.
25:13Alex is free.
25:15She's free.
25:16Cheers.
25:17Cheers.
25:17In fact, I think that you guys should take her out tonight.
25:23Huh?
25:24Be her wingman.
25:26You can help her score a little touchdown.
25:31I'm, I'm, I, I can't, I, I have a date.
25:38Of course you do.
25:39Of course you do.
25:41All right.
25:42You and I can go have some fun while this one gets his dick wet.
25:44How about that?
25:44Uh, language, young man.
25:48There is a lady present.
25:50Much sincerest apologies, m'lady.
25:51Hmm.
25:52Deepest apologies.
25:55We'll have fun tonight.
25:56Leaving these two at home.
26:00All right, young lady.
26:01Shirley Temple, huh?
26:02All right.
26:03So things are getting pretty crazy tonight.
26:04Yeah, well, you know, last time I got drunk, I bit off a little more than I could chew.
26:10That you did.
26:11That you did.
26:12Which I did not mind taking care of you.
26:19Anyway, I'm sorry about earlier with Knox.
26:22God, I know he can ride you pretty hard.
26:25He definitely needs to find a better use of words.
26:27But, he's right, Alex.
26:30God, you deserve so much better than that guy.
26:35And, speaking of deserving better, I, uh, I don't know.
26:44I have not stopped thinking about that night with you and me in the kitchen.
26:49So, I don't know, I was just wondering if...
26:55What the fuck?
26:56Alex?
26:59Why are you always here?
27:01Who the fuck is this?
27:03Wait.
27:05Shit, you're Knox Carter's brother, right?
27:07The tight end?
27:07No, he's...
27:09Wes Carter.
27:10Her boyfriend.
27:13Seriously?
27:15Wow.
27:17You didn't waste any time, did you?
27:18At least I waited until after we broke up.
27:21Okay?
27:21Fuck off, Drew.
27:22You heard the lady.
27:24Fuck off, Drew.
27:27You know what?
27:29She's all yours.
27:34But a little heads up.
27:37She's nothing but a cock tease.
27:39Yeah.
27:40So, I wouldn't waste any time on her.
27:42Fuck!
27:45Again?
27:45You don't fucking talk about her like that.
27:48She's not worth it, dumbass.
27:50Didn't you hear what I was saying?
27:52Fuck!
27:54Oh, fuck!
27:54Okay, okay.
27:55Hey, hey.
27:56Call the fucking cops!
27:58My bad, man.
27:59This is...
28:00No, get the fuck away from me, you monster!
28:03No, don't touch me!
28:04Hey!
28:05Fuck!
28:05Wes.
28:06You need to get out of here, okay?
28:07I will handle this.
28:08I gotta talk to the police and...
28:09No!
28:10Call my mom or Andy, okay?
28:11Get her right home.
28:12I don't want you in trouble.
28:12Go!
28:13I'll be fine.
28:14Stop!
28:15Stop, please.
28:16Stop filming, guys.
28:17Please!
28:18Kill this monster!
28:20Kill this monster!
28:23I should have fucking been there.
28:30No, you shouldn't have.
28:32So you would have killed him.
28:34Right.
28:35And then Wes wouldn't have been there to save the day.
28:41Why are you being such a dick?
28:43Huh?
28:44I thought you'd be happy he kicked Drew's ass.
28:50Do you like him?
28:53What, Drew?
28:55Wes.
28:56You guys are always laughing and hugging and touching.
29:00We're friends.
29:02Right.
29:02Friends.
29:07And if I did like him, would that be so terrible?
29:10Hmm?
29:11To like a guy who makes me laugh, who cares about me, who shows up?
29:16You're the one who said...
29:17I know what I said.
29:22Are you jealous?
29:28But what about your date?
29:30P.R.
29:34My manager set it up.
29:37Good for our brands.
29:38Mutually beneficial.
29:40Look, she's...
29:42She's nice.
29:44She's pretty.
29:48But...
29:49She's not you.
30:01She's not you.
30:01She's not you.
30:07So?
30:08Neither were the other 200-something girls you fucked this past year.
30:12Didn't seem to stop you.
30:15I fucked them.
30:17Because I couldn't have the one girl I really wanted.
30:23Because I'm not good for her.
30:24That's not true.
30:33What do you want, Alex?
30:37You can have it.
30:40Anything.
30:45Everything.
30:45You.
30:56What about the driver?
30:58Oh, there's...
30:59There's a partition there.
31:09Wait, wait, wait.
31:11I thought you hated me.
31:12Does it feel like I hate you?
31:27Easy.
31:32I'm in charge here.
31:33I'm in charge here.
31:35See?
31:48Don't you like it when you're listening to me?
31:56What?
31:57I haven't.
32:00I'm a virgin.
32:01I'm a virgin.
32:05No need to be a dick about it.
32:11I thought I should tell you.
32:12It's not that big of a deal.
32:13Yes, it is.
32:16Because it means we're not having sex.
32:21What?
32:22Seriously?
32:24Why not?
32:25Because your first time shouldn't be in the back of a fucking car, Alex.
32:31It should be special.
32:32It should be special.
32:35What's more special than an Escalade?
32:44Such a smartass.
32:47You love it.
32:49I do.
32:54Please.
32:56You said I could have anything.
32:57You said I deserve everything.
33:05You sure?
33:11Say it.
33:17I'm sure.
33:18I'm sure.
33:18I'm sure.
33:18In an Escalade?
33:39What the hell happened?
33:41You go out with one brother and you end up fucking the other?
33:43It's a long story.
33:45Well, tea time.
33:45Okay, fine.
33:47Drew shit out of the door.
33:49And then Wes beat the shit out of him.
33:51And then Nox picked me up.
33:53And I don't know.
33:53It kind of just happened.
33:54Oh my god.
33:55I mean, seriously.
33:56I cannot believe you fucked the Nox Carter last night.
34:01You are my hero.
34:03Like, just everything.
34:05Just everything.
34:06It's so good.
34:11Hey, what's up, dude?
34:12You want to play some catch?
34:14Ooh!
34:15You fucked her?
34:19God, I knew you were an asshole, but Jesus Christ, man.
34:21You can't just treat her like that.
34:22Like she's some random girl that you can fuck and never call again.
34:25No, dude, dude.
34:26It's not like that.
34:27I love...
34:28I care about her a lot.
34:31You think I don't?
34:32You think you're good enough for her?
34:36Nox, you?
34:39Because you're not.
34:39You're a playboy.
34:41You were just on a date with another girl last fucking night.
34:46She deserves better.
34:48Nox, you said that yourself.
34:51And if you really care about her, then leave her the fuck alone.
34:54Nox, you said that yourself.
35:02Well, what now?
35:04I mean, are you guys like hate fuck buddies?
35:07Or should I be expecting a save the date?
35:09I don't know.
35:11We didn't really get a chance to talk about it.
35:13What?
35:14Did you run out on him after the fourth round?
35:18Alex, you dirty girl!
35:20I freaked out, okay?
35:21Sue me!
35:22And not only did I lose my virginity to somebody I thought was the bane of my existence,
35:26but I did it while his brother, the one I almost kissed less than 72 hours ago,
35:32was sitting in jail for beating up my ex-boyfriend, and I'm fucking everything up.
35:38I can't date Nox, right?
35:41He's controlling, and he's infuriating, and-
35:45The sex god, everything you never knew you wanted, the love of your life.
35:49No.
35:50I mean, yeah.
35:52I mean, maybe?
35:54I don't know.
35:55I don't know.
35:56When Nox got famous, it-
36:00It felt like he abandoned me.
36:03And I know that's stupid, but-
36:06He just- He broke my fucking heart.
36:08And I don't know if I want to fall for him again, you know?
36:14I want to want what's good for me.
36:16Wes is the one who's always been there for me.
36:19He's sweet, and he's funny, and he's-
36:23He's exactly the kind of guy I should be with.
36:26But you can't stop thinking about his bad boy underwear model brother.
36:32This isn't fair.
36:34The heart wants what the heart wants, babe.
36:37Okay.
36:37We need to talk.
36:51Hey.
36:52Hey.
36:53About last night.
36:54Last night was a mistake.
36:58We shouldn't have-
37:00We're not right for each other.
37:06You didn't like it?
37:08I didn't say-
37:09That's not what I'm saying.
37:11What, are you afraid of hurting my feelings all of a sudden?
37:14Since when?
37:15You can be honest if you didn't like it.
37:16Of course I fucking liked it.
37:19That is not the point.
37:21Then what is the point, Knox?
37:23The point is, I fucked you in a limo that I got for another girl.
37:28The point is, I'm the NFL's sluttiest quarterback.
37:30Remember?
37:32I'm a piece of shit, Alex.
37:33You don't want that.
37:34You don't need me.
37:36Hitting me with this shit again.
37:37Stop telling me how to live my life.
37:40Okay?
37:40It's mine, not yours.
37:42You don't get to tell me what I want or what I need.
37:45I'm trying to do what's best for you.
37:49Be with me.
37:49And I will end up hurting you.
37:56Like you are right now.
38:02This can never happen again.
38:05It's over, Alex.
38:10Get out.
38:12Out!
38:19Can I come in?
38:35Nox told you.
38:52Technically you did.
38:54I sort of overheard you and Andy earlier.
38:58Wes, I'm so sorry.
38:59No, no, no, no.
39:00God, you have nothing to be sorry about.
39:03Nothing.
39:04I'm sorry that he hurt you and I can't say that I'm the least bit fucking surprised about it.
39:11But I'm sorry.
39:14It is not your fault.
39:17I should have known better.
39:20You don't have to, you know, take care of me.
39:24Alex, maybe I want to.
39:30Don't you feel this too?
39:31This, this pull between us?
39:35I, I don't know what I feel.
39:42I know that you make me feel good.
39:46Happy.
39:48Safe.
39:49I know that you make me laugh.
39:55I know that I love being with you.
39:58But the rest of it, I don't.
40:02Isn't that worth exploring?
40:05I mean, I...
40:06Can I kiss you?
40:11That was, um...
40:33Terrible?
40:34What the hell was that?
40:39That was like...
40:40You're kissing my brother.
40:41Yeah.
40:44Should we try again?
40:46No, no, definitely not.
40:48We're okay.
40:49I wasn't that bad.
40:51Right?
40:52Oh, God.
40:54Friends.
40:55You're family.
41:09Excuse me, young lady.
41:11Where do you think you're going?
41:13Dee, um...
41:15This has been so great.
41:16Um, but I have to get back to the dorms.
41:18I should study.
41:20You're leaving early.
41:21My cry's almost here.
41:25I love you.
41:26I love you more.
41:29Oh.
41:44What the hell did you do?
41:46Nothing.
41:47He slept with her.
41:49Oh.
41:51Finally.
41:52Well, what's the problem?
41:54Mom, he...
41:54I told her it was a mistake.
41:57Knox William Carter.
41:58I know I raised you better than to hit it and quit it.
42:01No, no, no, no, no.
42:01I...
42:02Look, I did it for her, Mom.
42:05I'm...
42:05I'm not good enough for her, Mom.
42:08What are you talking about?
42:11You have been that girl's guardian angel since she was born.
42:16You've looked out for her your entire life.
42:19I have never seen a man more dedicated.
42:23Trust me.
42:24I've looked.
42:27Honey, what makes you think that you're not good for her?
42:34Wes...
42:34Wes said...
42:35Wes?
42:38Look at me.
42:39You think maybe you were a little jealous when you said that?
42:56Maybe.
42:56You were going to find someone, sweetheart.
43:01But it's not Alex.
43:04You know that, right?
43:07Yes.
43:09Yeah.
43:11So you think you want to say something to your brother?
43:13Do you really love her, Nox?
43:21I mean, do you really love her?
43:27I love her.
43:32Then that makes two of us.
43:33So if you ever hurt her again,
43:39I'm going to have to fucking kill you.
43:40Oh.
43:51Oh.
43:53My voice.
43:55I got guys.
43:56I'm getting a car to catch.
43:57I got to go.
43:58Yeah.
43:58I got to go.
44:03Alex, wait.
44:04Alex.
44:04If you're going to give me shit for calling an Uber or ruining tradition...
44:08Alex.
44:09...or anything else I'm doing that you have a problem with,
44:11I don't give a fuck...
44:12I'm sorry.
44:15Oh.
44:18Oh.
44:21Well, good.
44:22You should be.
44:24You're right.
44:25It's your life.
44:26And it's up to you.
44:29Whether you want me in.
44:32I just couldn't help myself.
44:33All I want,
44:34all I've ever wanted,
44:36is you, Alex.
44:40I've loved you since I was five years old.
44:45You love me?
44:46Of course I do.
44:48Of course I do.
44:49That's why I always want to
44:49make sure you make it home safe from the library
44:52when you're studying too late,
44:53or why I want to beat the shit out of any guy who disrespects you,
44:57or
44:57why I always want to
44:59make sure you have enough Advil,
45:01or
45:02why I want to start being the guy
45:05who shows up.
45:07And most of all,
45:08I want to be the guy who stays.
45:11I thought I had to keep my distance,
45:15and
45:15I thought I didn't deserve you,
45:17which is why
45:17I distracted myself with all this partying,
45:20and women,
45:20and sex,
45:20but
45:21it was all to keep myself from thinking about you,
45:24the one woman
45:24I've ever wanted,
45:26but
45:26I couldn't do it.
45:30So what do you want,
45:31Alex?
45:34You can have it.
45:35anything.
45:38Everything.
45:40Everything.
45:46Do you still have that Escalade?
45:49Yeah.
45:50I love you too,
45:58by the way.
46:00I thought you hated me.
46:04Does it feel like I hate you?
46:05I hate you.
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