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00:00:00My first time, just gone like that.
00:00:18Oh my god, it was him I was with?
00:00:23I just want to thank everyone for their incredible contribution.
00:00:30As we roll out our new product, the Indusible Man condoms.
00:00:35This innovative condom is ultra thin with seamlessly placed ridges.
00:00:39It's ultimately seamless for him and complete pleasure for her.
00:00:45I believe there's a lot of market value in this product and I could not be more proud of what we've created together.
00:00:54Vivian, what the hell are you doing using my conference room?
00:00:57I'm sorry, Mr. Bates, but I believe I have this room reserved for the 2 p.m. slot.
00:01:03I trust you can see your way out.
00:01:06As I was saying.
00:01:08I'm shutting this project down.
00:01:11What?
00:01:11Excuse me, but you haven't even tested the design yet.
00:01:17It's flawless.
00:01:19Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:01:21You're ultra rich condoms.
00:01:24The market's saturated with them.
00:01:26I bet you haven't even tested them out yourself.
00:01:29Have you?
00:01:30That is none of your business.
00:01:35I have conducted plenty of market research and the feedback is glowing.
00:01:40You just can't stand that I might have actually come up with something better than you.
00:01:45I'm cutting the funding.
00:01:47That's vinyl.
00:01:48You prick.
00:01:49This isn't even about the product.
00:01:51This is just because you wouldn't know how to pleasure a woman if she talked to you.
00:01:54For Christ's sake, you really understand something like that?
00:01:57That's not this.
00:01:57Okay, okay, okay.
00:01:59Mr. Bates, please.
00:02:01It really is a nice product.
00:02:02Not that I tested it myself, but I've heard it's pretty good.
00:02:04Shut up, Nick.
00:02:06Everyone, out.
00:02:09I need to talk to Miss Sawyer privately.
00:02:10You're insane!
00:02:28You don't think she's going to kill you, is she?
00:02:31You prick.
00:02:43You have been jealous of me ever since we were kids and I beat your ass in the science fair.
00:02:48You can't stand the idea that I might actually outshine you.
00:02:52Vivian, starting a product line isn't child's play.
00:02:55You don't even know what you're doing.
00:02:57You know what?
00:02:59I don't have time for this.
00:03:00Girl, you don't think they're going to fuck in the conference room, do you?
00:03:07Best you're 50 bucks, don't you?
00:03:11Oh, and you're such an expert.
00:03:14You've been riding on your daddy's coattails.
00:03:17You don't know innovation.
00:03:19You don't get viral marketing.
00:03:21You don't understand what a customer really wants.
00:03:27And you do?
00:03:28Look, a lot more goes into product distribution than a good idea.
00:03:32You're in way over your head.
00:03:36Why are you so close to me?
00:03:38You're the one that tripped me.
00:03:41Help me up!
00:03:46Vivian!
00:03:48Get off me!
00:03:50Right.
00:03:50I set you up with one of my friend's sons, and he is New York City's most eligible bachelor.
00:04:09Mom, you picked the worst possible time.
00:04:12I'm in the middle of a product launch.
00:04:13I don't have time for your blind dates.
00:04:16Vivi, you're going to want to meet this one.
00:04:19He's loaded.
00:04:20I mean, I don't know.
00:04:21You turn on the charm, and maybe he'll invest in your products.
00:04:26I hate it when you make a good point.
00:04:29Angie's restaurant, 5 p.m.
00:04:32They're standing on the floor.
00:04:33Very hip.
00:04:34Don't be late.
00:04:35I made reservations.
00:04:37Wait.
00:04:37Tonight?
00:04:38I don't have-
00:04:39Bye!
00:04:42Alex, I hate to push this again.
00:04:45Well, then don't.
00:04:47Listen.
00:04:48I've arranged a meeting with a lovely young girl.
00:04:51I know her family.
00:04:52They're good people.
00:04:52You two?
00:04:53You two should talk.
00:04:55I have a work meeting tonight.
00:04:56Can't make it.
00:04:57Well, then push it.
00:04:59Need I remind you that I can pull the plug on your inheritance anytime I want?
00:05:03Dad!
00:05:04What?
00:05:05Don't be late.
00:05:08Dad, I guess I have to sabotage this myself.
00:05:15Nick?
00:05:17I need a new shirt.
00:05:21What the fuck am I supposed to say?
00:05:28Hi, my mom set me up on this date.
00:05:31I don't really want a boyfriend, but hey, do you happen to have two million dollars to
00:05:36invest in my condom brand?
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Hi, my name's Vivian.
00:06:00If you're interested in investing, I have an exceptional line of adult products.
00:06:05You got to be kidding me.
00:06:10You're the lovely girl.
00:06:11Of course you'd ask my dad to set this up to get back in my good graces.
00:06:16I always knew you wanted me.
00:06:18Don't delude yourself, prick.
00:06:21For your information, I had no idea who I was meeting today.
00:06:24My mom put me up to this.
00:06:27Right.
00:06:27You expect me to believe that you didn't beg my dad to set this shindig up?
00:06:32Oh, please.
00:06:33You know as well as I do, our parents have been trying to set us up since high school.
00:06:38You probably tricked us into this.
00:06:40Sure.
00:06:41As charmed as I am by your groveling, some of us don't have time to burn.
00:06:47I got somewhere to be.
00:06:51No, no, no, no.
00:06:52Vivian, what is she doing?
00:06:54Son, what are you doing?
00:06:55Get in there.
00:06:56Good.
00:06:57I can't stand breathing the same air as you anyway.
00:07:00Richard, what do we do?
00:07:09Do you think they're on to us?
00:07:11I don't know.
00:07:12But my stupid son is standing your daughter up.
00:07:16Not on my watch.
00:07:19Give me that.
00:07:24Oh!
00:07:29Oh!
00:07:30Shit!
00:07:30I'm sorry.
00:07:31I have a meeting to get to.
00:07:33I'm really, really sorry.
00:07:34Is there anything I can do?
00:07:36Not unless you have a spare suit.
00:07:38Well, let's just get you back to that table here.
00:07:40And I will take this back to my apartment.
00:07:42And I'll throw it in the wash.
00:07:43Just take an hour.
00:07:44And I'll just be back in an hour.
00:07:47Now, there you go.
00:07:55Oh, great.
00:07:57You're back.
00:07:58Look, I...
00:08:00What happened to your suit?
00:08:01What happened to your suit?
00:08:01It's kind of a whole story.
00:08:04Well, I have to run.
00:08:06Wait.
00:08:07Where are you going?
00:08:08I'm meeting someone for drinks.
00:08:11You have a date lined up after our date?
00:08:13Not that it's any of your business, but not every meeting has to be a date.
00:08:18Besides, where were you running off to so quick?
00:08:21Well, I did have a business meeting, but some crazy lady with some crazy hat plowed into me with her coffee.
00:08:27And I'm not going to show up looking like a dirty rag after a morning rush.
00:08:33Well, good luck on your suit.
00:08:34Well, good luck on your suit.
00:08:35I don't care.
00:08:38Hang on, hang on.
00:08:39You can't just leave me here waiting for an hour.
00:08:42Dining alone is humiliating.
00:08:44You know what's humiliating?
00:08:46Having your funding pulled by your boss's son in the middle of your product launch.
00:08:51I spent three years developing that product, and now I'm back to square one trying to find an investor.
00:08:57Okay, look.
00:08:59If I sit here and I listen to your pitch, I mean, consider it.
00:09:03Will you stay with me until my suit is ready?
00:09:06Promise not to laugh?
00:09:07I promise to try not to laugh.
00:09:10Hmm.
00:09:13I promise to try not to laugh.
00:09:17Hmm.
00:09:21I want to protect her love.
00:09:32When the moment matters, heroes choose wisely.
00:09:36Strength and sensitivity.
00:09:43Invisible man, ultra-ripped condom.
00:09:46Seamless and invisible for him.
00:09:48Absolute pleasure for her.
00:09:50Invisible man, love, boldly.
00:09:58That was actually...
00:10:00I told you.
00:10:02I knew you majored in marketing, but I didn't think you were any...
00:10:05That was any good?
00:10:07Do you let anyone finish their sentences?
00:10:09So what do you think?
00:10:11You want to invest or what?
00:10:13Look, Vivian, I've got to be honest with you.
00:10:17Condoms like this is a dime in a dozen.
00:10:21And I meant it when I said that the market is saturated with them.
00:10:24But product is only as good as its marketing.
00:10:27And the marketing...
00:10:29It's good.
00:10:32You got a gift.
00:10:33Are you serious?
00:10:34Are you serious?
00:10:36What?
00:10:37No conviction in your abilities?
00:10:39Plenty of conviction in my abilities.
00:10:41None in you.
00:10:42Ouch.
00:10:43But you'll back it.
00:10:46I'll consider putting it back on the roster.
00:10:49Have a pitch deck on my desk by Monday and I'll see what I could do.
00:10:52You won't regret this.
00:10:54I hope not.
00:10:57Vivian?
00:10:59Alan?
00:11:00Who the hell is that?
00:11:05Alan?
00:11:07Who the hell is that?
00:11:08My ex.
00:11:15Alan, what are you doing here?
00:11:17Well, Alan Birch.
00:11:20Nice to meet you.
00:11:21Pleasure.
00:11:23Anyway, I was going to our special spot and I walked past and saw you sitting here so I thought maybe...
00:11:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:11:30Our spot?
00:11:31Your spot?
00:11:32You two have a spot.
00:11:34Is that all right with you?
00:11:37Wait.
00:11:38This is the guy you're meeting up after meeting me?
00:11:42Alex, my mom sent me up on this date.
00:11:44I'm just grabbing drinks with Alan after.
00:11:48Look, man.
00:11:49Am I interrupting something?
00:11:51No, you're not interrupting anything.
00:11:54Oh.
00:11:55Alex, our parents set us up on a blind date.
00:11:58I'm not exactly screwing you over.
00:12:01Well, if he's not interrupting anything, I guess there's nothing further to talk about.
00:12:07You can kiss the funding.
00:12:08Goodbye.
00:12:09Excuse me?
00:12:10Oh, you're excused.
00:12:11Wouldn't want to take away from your very important date.
00:12:16Goodbye, Miss Sawyer.
00:12:18Pissing.
00:12:19Oh, are you jealous?
00:12:20You know, I don't blame you, Mr. I'm 27, and I've never had a girlfriend.
00:12:26I, too, have had a girlfriend.
00:12:27What the fuck is going on?
00:12:31Oh, Jesus.
00:12:33I hope Alex doesn't screw this up for us.
00:12:35Vivian can just swallow her pride for once.
00:12:38I mean, are we crazy?
00:12:42I mean, they haven't exactly gotten along since high school.
00:12:45They were inseparable as kids.
00:12:47Yeah.
00:12:48I hope it just doesn't blow up in our faces, though.
00:12:51You know, that was really impressive, what you did with the coffee.
00:12:57That accent.
00:12:59Oh, you mean this old thing?
00:13:01Thank you, Richard.
00:13:02That's so kind of you.
00:13:04Yeah.
00:13:06How long do we have before we have to get back?
00:13:09About an hour, give or take.
00:13:17Are you serious?
00:13:18You and me?
00:13:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:13:26Am I interrupting something or?
00:13:30Sit.
00:13:31Sit.
00:13:34Alex here is loaded and he's going to pay for a meal.
00:13:37I'm not going to pay.
00:13:38You're not profit.
00:13:39No, I'm not going to pay for this.
00:13:41Waiter.
00:13:46Jesus Christ.
00:13:48So, if you get married and have kids,
00:13:50Am I going to pay for their college tuition, too?
00:13:55What?
00:13:58Why haven't we been doing that for years?
00:14:02I don't know.
00:14:09I don't know.
00:14:13Is it time? Should we be getting back?
00:14:16I think you could still use another spin cycle, don't you?
00:14:21I could give you another spin cycle.
00:14:23Oh, my God.
00:14:30Look, Vivian, I was expecting tonight to be just two of us.
00:14:36Of course.
00:14:37Alex, why don't you go pay for our meal now?
00:14:41We'll take it from here.
00:14:42That is, of course, unless Daddy forgot to give you your allowance for the week.
00:14:49I have my own money.
00:14:51Look, man, if it is...
00:14:53No!
00:14:54Nonsense.
00:14:55Alex has got it.
00:14:57Right, Alex?
00:15:02There.
00:15:03Happy?
00:15:04Very.
00:15:05You can leave now.
00:15:07Oh, no.
00:15:08I paid for a four-course meal.
00:15:11I'm staying for dessert.
00:15:12Don't you have a very important business meeting to attend to?
00:15:16I still don't have my fucking suit.
00:15:18Then buy a new one.
00:15:21Look, Viv, how about we just leave?
00:15:25Fine.
00:15:27I'll do that.
00:15:31Enjoy dessert.
00:15:32Alex, I'm so sorry again.
00:15:49Here's your clean suit.
00:15:52Alex, huh?
00:15:53I don't recall telling you my name.
00:15:56Shit.
00:15:57It's okay, Miss Sawyer.
00:15:58I know it's you.
00:15:59Good accent, by the way.
00:16:00Oh, fuck.
00:16:03Dad, you can come out, too.
00:16:10What are you two doing here?
00:16:12People watching.
00:16:12Running errands.
00:16:14Running errands.
00:16:14People watching.
00:16:17Selling.
00:16:17Pying porn.
00:16:19Enough.
00:16:20Look, I know you're trying to get me and Vivian together.
00:16:23That's never going to happen.
00:16:25We can't stand each other.
00:16:27Besides, she already has her.
00:16:29Alan.
00:16:29You guys have known each other since you were kids.
00:16:32You're both single.
00:16:34What is the holdup?
00:16:35You're both single.
00:16:36Why don't you date each other?
00:16:40Alex, I think Vivian just left with her old boyfriend, Alan.
00:16:44Great.
00:16:45Seems like an amazing guy.
00:16:47What's that got to do with me?
00:16:48Look, I know he might seem like he's good for her, but he is not good for her.
00:16:53He is a playboy.
00:16:54Please, I am begging you.
00:16:55I think you would treat her so well.
00:16:57With all due respect, Ms. Sawyer, that's not my responsibility.
00:17:01Feel free to take over the table.
00:17:03I've lost my appetite.
00:17:06Hmm.
00:17:09Oh, Richard.
00:17:11What?
00:17:12You've given me quite an appetite.
00:17:13How have you been?
00:17:17Nothing good.
00:17:19Is she really that happy with him?
00:17:28Why is it so hot?
00:17:30Oh, I can turn on the air con.
00:17:32I've already had my meal.
00:17:33Why is this bothering me?
00:17:39How have you been?
00:17:41Nothing good.
00:17:42And you?
00:17:43I'm good.
00:17:44I just finally finished my clinical hours.
00:17:46And I'm officially Dr. Ellen Butch, licensed MD.
00:17:50Oh, funny.
00:17:52The guy who made me turn to therapy ends up being a therapist.
00:17:57I deserve that one.
00:17:58Just giving you a hard time.
00:18:00No one's a saint in college.
00:18:03Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:18:05I'm finally ready to be with a girl that I like.
00:18:09And I was hoping that we'll meet again.
00:18:12I only wanted to meet again.
00:18:15May I?
00:18:25Damn it.
00:18:26Drive.
00:18:27Oh, okay.
00:18:30Are you okay?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:39Hey, kids.
00:18:41Am I interrupting your little date?
00:18:42Oh, my God.
00:18:44You're obsessed.
00:18:46Why don't you go get your own date?
00:18:48Can't get one.
00:18:50Can you?
00:18:50I hope you know what you're getting yourself into.
00:18:53She's rude.
00:18:55She has no filter.
00:18:56And she's the single most insufferable and ill-mannered woman I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.
00:19:01So if that's what you're into.
00:19:03I love every part of her.
00:19:05I always have.
00:19:06And I always will.
00:19:08How long has always been, huh?
00:19:10Maybe you met Vivian in college.
00:19:12But I've known her since her diaper days, pal.
00:19:14What is this?
00:19:15A dick measuring contest?
00:19:18Wait.
00:19:18I get it.
00:19:20You hired him to swoop in on our date to embarrass me, didn't you?
00:19:24Alex, not all of us have to pay for our dates.
00:19:27Yeah, come on, Viv.
00:19:29It started to rain now.
00:19:30Let's get out of here.
00:19:31I have a car.
00:19:37Hey, boss.
00:19:39It's raining.
00:19:40Should we get in the car?
00:19:41Hey, Nick.
00:19:42I need you to dig up everything you can find on Alex Birch.
00:19:45I don't believe this nice guy crap.
00:19:48You see.
00:19:55Jesus, Viv, you look hot today.
00:19:58Well, the implication that I do not look hot every day.
00:20:01It does not go unnoticed.
00:20:02Obviously not what I meant.
00:20:04Look, what came for you?
00:20:06I didn't even care with a note.
00:20:10Hey, could these be from Alex?
00:20:14They must be from Alan.
00:20:17He started obsessed with you.
00:20:19How did they go last night?
00:20:21Great.
00:20:22It went great.
00:20:24Don't you have some schedules to send out?
00:20:27Oh, you're no fun.
00:20:29I'll see you later.
00:20:31Alan.
00:20:41I like Alan.
00:20:43He's done the work.
00:20:45Yeah, it's good work.
00:20:47Good morning, Viv.
00:20:53I remember you loved red roses.
00:20:56Well, good morning.
00:20:57What's up?
00:20:58Well, if you're not in a mood for a small talk, I'll cut to the chase.
00:21:02Do you want to go on a date with me tonight?
00:21:04Oh, so fragile.
00:21:23Oh.
00:21:24Oh.
00:21:25Richard, we've been worried about the children for years.
00:21:33This night is for us.
00:21:35Oh, what a perfect night to try Vivian's new aphrodisiac.
00:21:40Ooh.
00:21:42Naughty, naughty.
00:21:45You're so debonair.
00:21:47You're like a blonde James Bond.
00:21:51Sean Connery.
00:21:52I'm not into it.
00:21:53Danny Craig. No offense, Danny.
00:21:55No offense, Danny.
00:21:59I thought you said they were going to be out all night.
00:22:02They must have come back early.
00:22:03Jesus, what are we going to do?
00:22:07We have to get out of here.
00:22:08Come on.
00:22:20What's with the mood lighting?
00:22:21I thought we were just having a coffee.
00:22:28I have no idea what this is, but it looks like my mom's handiwork.
00:22:33But I'm not complaining.
00:22:35I can use a drink.
00:22:38Okay.
00:22:38What's with the special wine?
00:22:54Oh.
00:22:55Don't get the wrong idea.
00:22:57Okay, that's a new product I'm testing.
00:23:00I must have forgot I left it out.
00:23:03Okay, well, see?
00:23:04The way you love your job is what I admire the most about you.
00:23:10Do you want her to see us like this?
00:23:23We leave, we change clothes, and then we stop them.
00:23:27We're on the second floor.
00:23:28We don't have a choice.
00:23:29Twice, my son, so goddamn useless.
00:23:35I'm just feeling, like, really dizzy and kind of hot.
00:23:48Well, I think you need to rest now.
00:23:51I will take good care of you.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:54Okay, let's go.
00:23:55Turn around.
00:24:05Sure, boss.
00:24:06Are we heading home, or?
00:24:07Let's go find Vivian.
00:24:08I have to tell her, there's something off with Alan.
00:24:11Okay, you drank way too much.
00:24:30It's hot.
00:24:33How can a virgin like you design sex toys?
00:24:50Maybe I should test them out and give you some feedback.
00:24:54Give that to me.
00:24:56Come here.
00:24:57Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
00:25:21Come on, open up.
00:25:25Vivian, open up.
00:25:27What did you do to her?
00:25:31We were just talking, man.
00:25:32Get lost.
00:25:34Get out of here, or I'll call the police.
00:25:37Okay.
00:25:44Vivian, Vivian, wake up.
00:25:46Vivian, Vivian.
00:25:47Vivian.
00:25:47My product is flawless, and you are always picking on me.
00:26:06Why?
00:26:07Good grief.
00:26:09You're still talking about your product at this hour?
00:26:12Do you even know what just happened?
00:26:13How do you know that it doesn't work if you never even tried it?
00:26:21It's seriously getting hot.
00:26:23You're the designer and a virgin?
00:26:25How do you know your product's user-friendly?
00:26:28You won't invest in me because you think I'm a virgin, and you don't believe in me, and you don't want me.
00:26:39You're absolutely right.
00:26:42Maybe I should give the product a shot.
00:26:45I don't want to stop.
00:26:57It's getting hot.
00:26:58Don't stop.
00:26:59Just wait till you try my product.
00:27:04I don't want to stop.
00:27:05Oh, thank God it was just the second floor.
00:27:28Oh, I don't want to see this.
00:27:33Oh, I don't want to hear this.
00:27:35No, no, no, cover, cover.
00:27:38As an investor, I like to try my products.
00:27:46We're in.
00:27:46We're in.
00:27:49We're in.
00:28:09We're in.
00:28:10Oh, you bastard! What the hell happened? Fuck! I can't remember anything!
00:28:30Can you stop shouting? My head is pounding.
00:28:33Shut up! Shut up!
00:28:37It was my first time.
00:28:40I didn't know, I...
00:28:42I really wanted my first time to be special.
00:28:45Hey, for what it's worth, it was special to me.
00:28:53What?
00:28:55Alex with Vivian? How could this have happened?
00:28:59I've never told her since you were kids, but I never expected.
00:29:02Oh, please, you've been trying to make this happen forever.
00:29:05Laying the condoms and the wine out and practically set a trap.
00:29:09Did you please give us some privacy?
00:29:11Plan B?
00:29:13Whatever happened to the conviction in your own product?
00:29:17How are you so quiet?
00:29:19We used your condom last night. Aren't you sure it worked?
00:29:23Yeah, but we didn't use condoms during our first trial of the dancing egg.
00:29:27Oh.
00:29:28On second thought, go ahead and take it.
00:29:29We don't want to risk having a kid with you anyway.
00:29:30What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:31It means one of you is bad enough.
00:29:33Such an asshole.
00:29:34Babe.
00:29:35We're making time.
00:29:36You're making time.
00:30:00Asshole.
00:30:02Babe, meeting time.
00:30:04Coming, coming.
00:30:08Why are all geniuses so sketchy-brained?
00:30:17How's the check on Alan going?
00:30:18Well, he's just a therapist, nothing out of the ordinary.
00:30:22Just ordinary family, ordinary life,
00:30:25except for being incredibly good-looking.
00:30:28You think he's good-looking?
00:30:29Hot, even.
00:30:32But not as hot as you, of course.
00:30:35You're hot. You're crazy hot.
00:30:36You're big hot. Massive hot.
00:30:38Can I please stop calling that boss hot right now?
00:30:40Just keep an eye on him.
00:30:42I don't want to mess him with Vivian.
00:30:44Yes, boss.
00:30:45A hot boss.
00:30:59Alan?
00:30:59Alan?
00:30:59Hey, pretty cool.
00:31:04Are you free for dinner tonight?
00:31:07Maybe a late lunch?
00:31:10How about Angie's?
00:31:11Sounds good.
00:31:12Alan, I have to ask, um, I remember you took me home last night.
00:31:20Yeah, you drank way too much.
00:31:24I remember covering you up with a blanket before I left, you know?
00:31:28Alan, how's it going with you?
00:31:31Oh, I slept real good.
00:31:33Yeah, nothing happened.
00:31:35All right.
00:31:36I mean, are you still working on those adult projects?
00:31:38It's surprising to me.
00:31:40How's it going with that?
00:31:41Yeah, I'm currently trying to find an investor.
00:31:44Oh, I might know some top investors in the city.
00:31:47They might be able to help you.
00:31:48Really?
00:31:49I mean, Alan, that would be incredible.
00:31:51You're a lifesaver.
00:31:53Well, you know, it's a little bit difficult to get the investors back.
00:31:57Those kind of products.
00:31:59Yeah, I know.
00:31:59I've tried it a million times.
00:32:01I know how hard it is.
00:32:02Better than anyone.
00:32:03I know some of the guys.
00:32:05How about you pay a down payment deposit to me,
00:32:08and I will get you into the investors' convention next week downtown?
00:32:12The funding is guaranteed.
00:32:14Sorry, um, deposit for an investor?
00:32:17Just a standard procedure, you know,
00:32:20just to show the investors that you're serious.
00:32:23Don't worry about it.
00:32:26Okay, um, well, how much do I owe you?
00:32:32Now we're talking.
00:32:39Don't sign that.
00:32:43Don't sign that.
00:32:45Use your brain, Vivian.
00:32:46When does an investee pay an investor up front?
00:32:50Alex, this is a private meeting.
00:32:52Meeting?
00:32:53I thought we were on a date.
00:32:56Come on.
00:32:57He's a scam artist.
00:32:59Praying on naive people like you.
00:33:01Alex, you are being ridiculous.
00:33:02I have known Alan for forever.
00:33:05You've known me forever.
00:33:06And I have a little experience when it comes to this sort of thing,
00:33:09in case you forgot.
00:33:10You might have marketing experience,
00:33:12but I'm the junior CEO of Auroa Global Group.
00:33:16Asking for a deposit without a contract?
00:33:18Do a little work when it comes to your scams.
00:33:21Vivian?
00:33:22Don't listen to him.
00:33:23He clearly has no idea what he's talking about.
00:33:27Come on, Viv.
00:33:29You know I would never hurt you.
00:33:35No.
00:33:37She's gonna pull my funding.
00:33:39Twice.
00:33:40You really think I can trust you?
00:33:42Get out.
00:33:43I'm a paying customer.
00:33:48You can't kick me out more than anyone else in here.
00:33:51Fine.
00:33:51If he won't leave, then Alan and I will.
00:33:54Come on.
00:33:54Let's go, Alan.
00:33:55I've invested in hundreds of projects.
00:33:58I know what I'm talking about.
00:34:01Okay.
00:34:01I've had enough.
00:34:02Listen.
00:34:03If you need time to think about it, fine.
00:34:06But I can't stand here while he insults me.
00:34:13I'm gonna go.
00:34:16Bye.
00:34:19Do you really have to ruin every prospect I get?
00:34:22At this rate, I will never get an investor.
00:34:25Look, I know we bicker a lot, but this was beyond petty,
00:34:28and I am really disappointed in you.
00:34:33I was just trying to help.
00:34:40Hi, Viv.
00:34:41I got you a coffee on my way over.
00:34:44There you go.
00:34:49Whoa.
00:34:50Are you okay?
00:34:52Cancel my meetings.
00:34:53I'm not feeling well.
00:34:54I'm going to need to go home.
00:34:58This is really bad, but...
00:35:00God, why do I feel so terrible?
00:35:05Well, is it food poisoning?
00:35:08Unless...
00:35:09I don't want to stop.
00:35:12It's so hot.
00:35:13Don't stop.
00:35:14Just wait until you try my product.
00:35:23It can't be.
00:35:25It can't be.
00:35:26Oh, my God.
00:35:29It fucking can be.
00:35:31What am I going to tell my mom?
00:35:33What am I going to tell Alex?
00:35:36Vivian.
00:35:37How did you get in here?
00:35:39I know your passcode.
00:35:41I got her as soon as I could.
00:35:42Is everything okay?
00:35:43What's wrong?
00:35:44You want her to talk about something?
00:35:46Does he actually care about me?
00:35:49You might want to sit down for this.
00:35:52Oh, come on.
00:35:53I'm a grown adult.
00:35:54It's okay.
00:35:56What's going on?
00:35:56You can tell me anything.
00:36:05Yeah, I told you you'd want to sit down.
00:36:08You're pregnant?
00:36:12You're pregnant?
00:36:15God, and you insisted on using that damn thing.
00:36:18Okay, give the dancing egg a little bit more credit.
00:36:22If I recall, you liked it even more than I did.
00:36:25What about the condom?
00:36:27You told me not to bother.
00:36:28And you listened to me?
00:36:30I thought I took that plan B, but so much was happening, and I was so scatterbrained, and
00:36:35it doesn't really matter, okay?
00:36:37Plan B, condom, dancing egg, I'm fucking pregnant, okay?
00:36:41It's done.
00:36:42And now we just need to figure out what comes next.
00:36:45Well, we should get married and raise it together.
00:36:47Married?
00:36:48Alex, shit, that is a little hasty.
00:36:50I was just talking about whether or not I was going to keep it.
00:36:53Well, you said it yourself.
00:36:54It's done.
00:36:56Unless you don't want to keep it.
00:36:59I think I want it.
00:37:02Then we should get married.
00:37:05Unless you're trying to raise the child as a single mother.
00:37:08Alex, we can't get married and we don't love each other.
00:37:12Who cares if we don't love each other?
00:37:15I want to take responsibility and we won't let anything happen to you or our child.
00:37:21But you don't want to get married, right?
00:37:23What do you want to do?
00:37:26I don't know.
00:37:27I just need some time and I think we both should think this through, okay?
00:37:35All right.
00:37:37And Alex, please do not tell my mom about this.
00:37:41Oh, God, no.
00:37:42Can you imagine if my father found out about this?
00:37:45They would be insufferable.
00:37:47Vivi!
00:37:49Speak of the fucking devil.
00:37:51Why is your mom here?
00:37:54Vivi!
00:37:55Mom, hi!
00:37:59Hi, honey.
00:38:00Are you okay?
00:38:02Julie called and told me that you left work early because you weren't feeling well, which
00:38:06isn't like you.
00:38:07So I made you some soup and tea like when you were little.
00:38:11Hi.
00:38:18Alex?
00:38:20What are you doing here?
00:38:21I, um...
00:38:21Mom.
00:38:22I knew it!
00:38:23It wasn't just a one-off.
00:38:24You said it was a drunken accident, but you two have been dating all along, haven't you?
00:38:28What?
00:38:28No.
00:38:29Ew.
00:38:30Ouch.
00:38:33Alex was just coming over...
00:38:35Shit.
00:38:36What was Alex coming over to do?
00:38:38Fake.
00:38:40Alex was just coming over to tell me he was going to invest in my new product, weren't you?
00:38:46Oh!
00:38:47That's wonderful!
00:38:49It's about time, right?
00:38:50We had a long, hard think about it and decided it was finally time.
00:38:56Must have been one hell of a test run.
00:38:57Mom?
00:38:58Ew.
00:38:59Gross.
00:39:00I'm just saying.
00:39:02I'm so happy you two are going into business together.
00:39:04I think this is an absolutely fabulous thing.
00:39:07So is it too early to call you son, or...?
00:39:09All right, Mom.
00:39:11Thank you for the soup, and I think it is time for you to go.
00:39:14Bye, Alex.
00:39:19Why would you tell her I'm investing?
00:39:21Well, you said you would last night, remember?
00:39:24I was pretty drunk.
00:39:54Yeah, well, drunk mistake or not, you have to admit my products are amazing.
00:39:59Well, we didn't get to test them all out.
00:40:02Yeah, well, my condoms are designed so that it doesn't feel like you're wearing anything.
00:40:07But you said it felt incredible.
00:40:10You felt incredible.
00:40:12Did you...
00:40:14enjoy it?
00:40:22Damn it.
00:40:24Hey, Mr. Bates, I have an update on Alan.
00:40:29Um, I can't talk about this now.
00:40:31Meet me at the office.
00:40:34I am sorry.
00:40:36I have to go.
00:40:41Nick, what you got?
00:40:44Well, you remember that Alan Burst that you had me look into?
00:40:47Turns out, all of his credentials, doctored.
00:40:51He didn't even go to medical school.
00:40:54He didn't even work as a therapist.
00:40:55All he did was hop around from therapist's office to therapist's office all throughout the state
00:40:58until their financial records went into the red,
00:41:01and then he would mysteriously disappear.
00:41:03I knew I smelled the rat.
00:41:06Mm-hmm.
00:41:07Well, well.
00:41:09I think it's time we called in Mr. Bertrand for a chat.
00:41:12Alan, hasn't your new girlfriend gave all your money yet?
00:41:22I cannot bet.
00:41:24Just one step to go.
00:41:26If you don't get money within half a month,
00:41:31tell the devs to clutter your office address will be my good choice.
00:41:39Just half a month, I swear.
00:41:42You better keep your word.
00:41:48Damn it.
00:41:51I gotta get this shit done.
00:41:53Alan?
00:42:00I brought an Italian.
00:42:03Don't.
00:42:10And, sir, there's more.
00:42:14Turns out that Mr. Bertrand has multiple Title IX reports filed against him.
00:42:19Things got so bad, he actually had to drop out of medical school
00:42:21because he had a sexual assault case up against him.
00:42:24What?
00:42:25Now, the sexual assault case was eventually dropped,
00:42:27but still, it's just...
00:42:29Well, it's not a good look.
00:42:31I need to tell Vivian.
00:42:37Come on, come on.
00:42:39Pick up.
00:42:46Are you going to answer that?
00:42:48No.
00:42:49Can't talk.
00:42:58Alan is over.
00:42:59Fuck.
00:43:00He's there right now.
00:43:02Nick, I gotta go.
00:43:06I brought your favorite.
00:43:07I'm not really drinking right now.
00:43:09Don't be ridiculous.
00:43:10I remember that back in the college you used to throw your play to.
00:43:14Yeah, well, I am kind of coming back.
00:43:18Really?
00:43:19Well, don't mind if I have some.
00:43:21Not at all.
00:43:22Go ahead.
00:43:27Vivian, I'm glad you let me come over.
00:43:30And I've been thinking about us lately.
00:43:33Really?
00:43:34Yeah, thinking how we used to be together.
00:43:38I miss that.
00:43:40Me too.
00:43:41Come on, come on, come on.
00:43:48I've been wondering how you went to the adult products after college,
00:43:55considering you are a virgin and everything.
00:43:58Well, I was a virgin when we dated.
00:44:02Well, you're not anymore.
00:44:04I thought you were waiting for the right time and the right guy.
00:44:09Yeah, well, it kind of just happened.
00:44:11Vivian, the virgin no more.
00:44:15God, I always hated that nickname.
00:44:18I never understood why it was such a big deal.
00:44:22Well, if you're not waiting for anyone,
00:44:25maybe we can be together.
00:44:28Alan, I kind of would prefer if we just took things slow.
00:44:34Dammit, Vivian!
00:44:38Are you safe, right?
00:44:47What the hell are you doing here again?
00:44:49Why are you here?
00:44:51I've warned you before.
00:44:54I've warned you before.
00:44:56Oh my God, are you crazy?
00:44:59Dude, what the hell?
00:45:02We're just chatting here.
00:45:03This guy nearly raped you before, and you're defending him?
00:45:07What are you talking about?
00:45:09We're just friends.
00:45:10Am I allowed to have friends?
00:45:12I just don't want him to trick you.
00:45:15Well, man, I know you have biased feelings against me,
00:45:18but calm down for a minute.
00:45:22Quit the nice guy act.
00:45:24Alex, get out!
00:45:27Now you want me to leave because of him?
00:45:31Yeah, if you can't be kind to my friends,
00:45:33then I would like you to leave.
00:45:35Vivian, I don't want you to be torn between us, okay?
00:45:39So, don't worry.
00:45:41I'm gonna leave.
00:45:43You can call me anytime, okay?
00:45:48What are you still doing here?
00:45:50Get out.
00:45:51It's my obligation to take care of you and our child.
00:45:57That was an accident, wasn't it?
00:45:59It's our responsibility to take care of this child.
00:46:02We have to think about what's best for it.
00:46:04This vibrator is my newest product.
00:46:16It's got a cute design,
00:46:18better suited for female aesthetics and anatomy.
00:46:22And look, it has multiple vibrations and modes.
00:46:26Who knew something so small could bring so much joy?
00:46:29Because every woman deserves a little wonder crafted just for her.
00:46:38I haven't had a man over in months.
00:46:41Lumi Bloom, designed with you in mind.
00:46:44Female joy perfected.
00:46:45Wanda, what's taking him so long to go off with her?
00:46:59Diva, I'm surprised you're still sitting down for this one.
00:47:02Every time she presents,
00:47:04he completely does her fault.
00:47:06Oh, he's probably just thinking about new ways to insult her.
00:47:10That's good.
00:47:11The design shows real creativity.
00:47:13Wait, you really actually like it?
00:47:19There's still room for improvement.
00:47:22And the investment section is a mess,
00:47:26totally unreadable.
00:47:28But it has potential.
00:47:32Aurora will back you 100%.
00:47:34Meeting is adjourned.
00:47:37Oh my God, they're fucking...
00:47:39Like rabbits.
00:47:40Fuck out.
00:47:41Did you actually like it?
00:47:45Because you usually rip me to shreds in these things.
00:47:48I just didn't want to embarrass you in front of everyone.
00:47:50It's not good for the baby, you know.
00:47:53Wow.
00:47:54Okay, great.
00:47:56Noted.
00:47:56Would he kill you to say something nice?
00:48:06Julie, can you call the factory and have them send out the samples of the vibrator?
00:48:10I sent you the designs.
00:48:12Sure thing.
00:48:12Oh, wait.
00:48:15Wait.
00:48:16You and Alex.
00:48:17Right?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20What makes you say that?
00:48:22We asked her what happened in that Catherine's room.
00:48:24You're not stupid.
00:48:31Can you keep a secret?
00:48:32Pregnant!
00:48:37Keep your voice down.
00:48:39Girl, that's your virgin.
00:48:41Well, it only takes just one time, doesn't it?
00:48:45Who else knows?
00:48:46Just us, so let's keep it that way, okay?
00:48:50If my parents find out, then they will never stop together.
00:48:53Would that be so bad?
00:48:56He doesn't see me that way.
00:48:59Do you?
00:48:59I don't know.
00:49:03Maybe.
00:49:04It doesn't really matter.
00:49:07You know, I'm just trying to take this one day at a time.
00:49:10I have to get back to work, so just don't tell anyone.
00:49:14Okay?
00:49:15I'll see you later.
00:49:19Ooh.
00:49:20You all right there, sugar?
00:49:21Yeah.
00:49:22You doing okay?
00:49:24Yeah.
00:49:25Bitch, you know something, don't you?
00:49:26No.
00:49:27Come on, come on, spill diva, spill.
00:49:29Come on.
00:49:31Fine.
00:49:32Fine.
00:49:33Fine.
00:49:45Hey, you.
00:49:48Um, look.
00:49:49Look, I'm sorry for being a dick, Erlien.
00:49:54Peace offering?
00:49:54thank you he's so hot and cold i never know how he really feels about me
00:50:03pregnant pregnant
00:50:09joy i told you not to tell anyone
00:50:14how you only told nick nick's not best friend
00:50:17nick who did you tell i told many many
00:50:24don't look at me like that like i'm a gossip god forbid a man want to spread joy around here
00:50:29i'm gonna be a grandpa dad let's focus no i'm focused on the fact that my daughter found out
00:50:40she's pregnant and didn't tell me mom i was gonna tell you i swear i was i just alex and i were just
00:50:47trying to figure out what we were gonna do and besides you should be happy you've been trying
00:50:52to push us together forever i am how we're doing but you should have told me
00:50:57look can we talk about this later we're in the middle of work
00:51:01you know for once in his life alex is right
00:51:06what vivian miranda if you are free tonight why don't you come to my place for dinner
00:51:13you guys can enjoy that you are not getting out of this one kiddo
00:51:18we'll be there mom you can't speak for me
00:51:23oh okay we will be there
00:51:28oh miranda are you heading my way by any chance
00:51:34split a cat after you
00:51:37alex cooked all of this himself he's quite the chef isn't he
00:51:51alex i didn't know you cooked
00:51:53i dabble
00:51:54so when are we gonna set the date for the wedding
00:51:58wedding
00:52:00mom no
00:52:02you are getting married aren't you
00:52:04no mom we're not
00:52:06miss sawyer
00:52:08i don't think this is an appropriate time to be discussing this
00:52:12we haven't talked about this at all
00:52:14and alex and i weren't in a relationship before i got pregnant
00:52:18we're not in a relationship now so why should we get married
00:52:21honey
00:52:22you remember how hard it was for me to raise a child as a single mother after your father left
00:52:29this planet don't you
00:52:30people co-parent without being married all the time
00:52:33alex have you even asked her yet
00:52:36no dad
00:52:37well that is not very gentlemanly i thought i raised you better
00:52:41mr bates is there maybe somewhere i could go that's quiet i think i need a second
00:52:46of course dear
00:52:49um you know alex's bedroom is right down the hall
00:52:53um why don't you just rest in there
00:52:55take this tower
00:53:00dad she just said she needs a minute
00:53:03now
00:53:04we lock him in
00:53:10we lock him in
00:53:11good idea
00:53:13what are you doing in here
00:53:24been sent to bring you this
00:53:26i'm not really hungry
00:53:28i don't think that was the point
00:53:30look i appreciate it but i kind of just want to be alone
00:53:34fine by me
00:53:36the door's locked
00:53:41those assholes
00:53:47dad open the door
00:53:51yeah i really need to go to the restroom
00:53:56there's a bathroom in there love
00:53:58we'll let you out in the morning
00:54:00looks like we're stuck here
00:54:02look
00:54:03just take the bed and i'll sleep on the floor
00:54:06don't be ridiculous we've shared a bed before
00:54:09fine
00:54:12fine
00:54:24don't worry i'll be a perfect gentleman get a grip this is ridiculous
00:54:46is she scared of me or just disgusted
00:54:54what are you doing you should drink this you haven't had enough water today fine
00:55:03go to sleep did you think i was going to
00:55:14she looks like a doll what's wrong with me why is my heart racing do i actually have feelings for
00:55:34this girl but she's always fighting me never listens she doesn't feel the same
00:55:40relax she's just asleep don't overthink it jesus christ this girl's got a grip
00:55:49is she dreaming about me
00:55:56uh hi yeah
00:56:08vip sorry again about yesterday look i just got a call from the investor he's interested in meeting
00:56:13you today holy shit holy shit well what is it can you be at the office in a 30 minutes
00:56:20make it 40 stall them i have to go
00:56:24scott please call me david you must be vivian julie let me in that's okay a thousand percent
00:56:34um did you get here okay yeah no problems
00:56:37all right so this is our project data and we would really appreciate it if you'd help us with
00:56:42the prototyping well i can see why alan speaks so highly of you this is excellent alan was the
00:56:50one who told you to invest in me he did he told me how remarkable you are and based on what i see
00:56:54here he's telling the truth well i guess i have to thank him that you know to be honest this meeting
00:57:01is just a formality i already know i want to collaborate with you in fact i want to get
00:57:06loomy bloom on the shelves by the end of the month is that pretty oh my god really yeah um wow i really
00:57:12appreciate it mr scott and i won't let you down call me david and i'm sure i won't regret anything
00:57:17now i've got to run to another meeting now i'll have my people send over the paperwork later today
00:57:22and i'll be in touch hey are you finished with work and do you have time for a date alan i never
00:57:35expected you to go to such lengths to help me say my thanks for later because i have ordered us a meal
00:57:40should we go
00:57:41and to you
00:57:46honestly alan i'm just really grateful that you're able to get me an investor
00:57:54i you really don't have to do any of i believe you understand my feelings for you i like you
00:58:00okay and you're an exceptional woman i am confident that you will succeed do you really think that
00:58:05yes of course come on i know the contract with david timeline is tight and you're under a lot of
00:58:11pressure so this is why i have arranged a contact for you with new york's top tier factory so you can
00:58:18deliver in time and in full volume oh my god alan that's amazing i don't even i don't even know what
00:58:24to say i was so stressed out about that um gosh i don't even know how to begin to repay you
00:58:29um honey are you sure the kids are gone oh i'm sure and vivian's new toys are all in this office
00:58:45and let me just tell you my daughter is a genius her creations flawless say no more i am picking up
00:58:57but you are laying down do we have to do it laying down
00:59:01oh vivian dad
00:59:05miranda what are you two doing here
00:59:10i told you there were rats in the office i told her to get an exterminator but she never listens to me
00:59:16don't worry don't worry i was voted number one ratter in my frat days back in india i got you
00:59:20wait wait where's vivian i thought we were supposed to have an investment meeting
00:59:24oh uh julie said she just she just left and listen son i need you to open your eyes
00:59:32vivian is a very attractive young woman and she has plenty of suitors
00:59:37oh damn it is it the same alan again
00:59:40you two are not allowed in vivian's office okay
00:59:47hey sure
00:59:49take these to go
00:59:54i'm sorry alan i just i really just see you as a good fuck
01:00:04come on just give me another chance i mean if we met since we met again i think fate has brought us
01:00:11together for a reason to the girl that i love
01:00:15look vivian i have to come forward about my feelings for you i can't keep hiding it if i ask you to marry me
01:00:25will you say yes alan i don't understand why you can't just say yes deep down i know you have feelings for me
01:00:35oh what is it is it because of the other guy alex no no there's nothing between me and alex i i don't have feelings for him
01:00:46then what's the issue if you marry me i will make you happy
01:00:52i'm sorry alan i'm pregnant with alex's baby
01:00:59what
01:01:00yeah so whether or not alex loves me or not it doesn't really matter because we're raising the baby together
01:01:07but we can always be really good work friends right
01:01:11you're right vivian absolutely right
01:01:25what is alex doing no i need to focus on work
01:01:48but i haven't been able to reach him for the entire day
01:01:51just hope nothing's wrong
01:02:04alex what are you doing at my doorstep and why do you smell like a vat of wine
01:02:12where's the diamond ring huh did you follow me i don't even have feelings for you after all you
01:02:18don't love me i don't love you we're just parents to a child
01:02:23exactly then why are you here go back to your wine jar and soak it
01:02:40i don't know why are you here go back to your house
01:02:45did you say yes to his proposal i refused
01:02:51i jack a little too much maybe i'll forget about it tomorrow
01:02:55maybe i will too
01:02:57i can't believe the lumi bloom pre-sale already sold out hasn't even at the stores yet
01:03:15yeah don't freak out someone's dragging us online right now what they're claiming the invisible man
01:03:20columns are defective something about harmful ingredients that's bullshit it hasn't even come out
01:03:26yet and we have quality inspection reports this can't be real issue a statement and track the ip
01:03:31we need to find out who's behind us vivian nick just told me what happened all right you guys are
01:03:38looking into the article's origin i just don't understand everyone with us like this this can't
01:03:43be happening this is my first major product rollout did you do a proper quality check on the launch
01:03:48product of course the quality's solid what about the factory could they have been making defective
01:03:54versions no alan was the one who recommended it to me
01:04:00fuck julie issue that statement okay we need everyone to know that aurora group does not condone
01:04:07the use of harmful chemicals in our product and and nick call our investors and tell them what's going
01:04:12on okay we can't let this get ahead of us what about you
01:04:16i'm gonna make sure that this never happens again
01:04:26online what's up babes
01:04:30you unimaginable bastard
01:04:33have you lost your mind did you intentionally send me to the worst factory in north america or did you just
01:04:40pay everyone to fuck everything up this is hot tea and this is egyptian cotton you broke that article
01:04:47didn't you i don't know what you're talking about
01:04:53what the is your problem huh i was doing you a favor i don't know who's behind those article issues
01:05:01maybe maybe he was just designing a shitty fucking product oh yeah your mom's a shitty product
01:05:07you're fucking psycho that's enough
01:05:08that's enough
01:05:10yeah and i'll do it again
01:05:12oh right right calm down
01:05:15you better take down that article okay or i'm gonna sue you for defamation if you were lucky i don't
01:05:21know where you live or i'd come to your house and i'd curb stop your fucking faces look i think you've
01:05:27made your point let's get out of here yeah yeah let's go
01:05:35women right you're both crazy
01:05:47hey relax now that alex has been taken care of we just need the it guys to pull through
01:05:53everything's gonna be okay the stress isn't yeah it's not good for the baby i know
01:06:04it just confirmed the ip address belonged to alex birch they took down the article
01:06:09hopefully too much damage hasn't been done so bad i i need to schedule a new product launch hang on
01:06:17this statement has not cleared us up yet launching a new product might make the backlash worse
01:06:23alex i can't just sit here and do nothing you said it yourself i i know how to market i know how to
01:06:29sell a product i can get you a place in time but i can't promise the investors will come you don't have
01:06:35to leave that to me you know they're streaming this like oh she hasn't started if you can't explain
01:06:48the products issues her crew is over get it together viv you've got this just focus
01:06:58hello everyone i am vivian sawyer the founder of invisible man and louis bloom product vivian did you know
01:07:05your product almost killed someone that statement has been proven to be false and inflammatory our
01:07:10reporters are working on clearing it up our materials list is on the website selling defective products
01:07:17can lead to prison time are you ready for jail aurora products are safe then explain the viral reports
01:07:23about your dangerous products i am trying to if you just stop interrupting
01:07:35these are our product reports along with a statement from the original author claiming that his statement
01:07:43was false she's telling the truth aurora products are completely safe she always did know how to handle
01:07:52herself she's lying invisible man products are dangerous it almost killed my girlfriend
01:07:59what tell us more me and my girlfriend we both use the product and we both had a rash miss sawyer
01:08:10explain yourself well i i'm trying to just everyone calm down don't listen to him everyone stop wow
01:08:22vivian and i have used the invisible man products ourselves i can testify they are completely safe
01:08:30is he insane the invisible man brand was funded by my fiance we've posted online the quality reports
01:08:39proof that the products are safe now if anyone tries to spread more lies they will have to face the
01:08:47aurora's legal team until they are bankrupt fiance don't worry i'm here now if you'll excuse us
01:08:56mr alex mr alex mr alex mr alex mr alex where would the wedding be have you saturday
01:09:05don't worry i'll take good care of you both no i can't hear you right she
01:09:13what she is a she not in it how do you know it's a girl could be a boy
01:09:19it's definitely a daughter i've always wanted a daughter and i'd love to have a little you running
01:09:25around
01:09:29um i'm pretty hungry okay we could stop somewhere okay what do you want to eat
01:09:37pull off at that burger joint at my house burger vivian your body's a temple you need to be eating
01:09:43healthy the baby needs nutrition i know you are not telling a pregnant woman what to eat listen
01:09:50anything else i'll get you anything else i want a burger anything else
01:09:59that punch actually hurt i hope you learned a very valuable lesson today has he always been this
01:10:13cute so we're really getting married yeah that's what you want i did tell everyone
01:10:21one yeah for the company well of course it was for the company right i mean we can have separate
01:10:33rooms we don't have to have a traditional marriage can we talk about something else oh um okay
01:10:40uh mom mr bates there it is i just got thank you so much yeah what are you two doing here
01:11:02uh yeah we got you uh a swarming gift honey oh swarming gift but i'm not moving uh yes of course you
01:11:11are you're having a child together so you're gonna be moving in together it's better for the child
01:11:17come on here yeah have a seat i got you this
01:11:26that's a company black car you spend as you like and there are villas across the country
01:11:31sports cars you live wherever you want drive whatever you want vivian you and
01:11:40a grandchild will want for nothing this is it's too much richard i just cut them a bottle of wine
01:11:50and some flowers are you sure this isn't too much it's nothing vivian you are like a daughter to me now
01:11:58you're too kind alex why don't you help her get her stuff oh no we'll well i'll move later
01:12:06okay well i have hired a physician and a nutritionist and a beautician and a housekeeping
01:12:13staff on call 24 7 whatever you need mr bates no please vivian call me dad
01:12:20well i'm just really honored to be a part of this family and we are thrilled to have you isn't that
01:12:29right
01:12:38what's this thank you so are you being so sweet all of a sudden you know if i didn't know any better i
01:12:45think you'd like me it's for uh the baby living baby
01:12:57got your bow shut up everyone can see it
01:13:01you're right come again you're right i like him
01:13:13girl what tell him why you actually know this is some arranged marriage you haven't
01:13:19here scared just grow up and tell him how you feel yeah because that went so well last time sorry
01:13:25hey alex i was just wondering if you wanted no that's stupid um alex i think you're great and i
01:13:40was wondering if maybe you and me vivian um what are you doing here well i was just stopping by to say
01:13:49hi how are you um i'm a little busy right now um can we talk later busy doing what i was uh
01:14:01asking stacy anderson to prom and i think she might say yes
01:14:07but i could ask some of my friends and i'm sure that i can find my own prom date
01:14:12oh for god's sake vivian that was high school i'm not gonna risk it i skipped prom heard from a
01:14:25friend that he had a blast hooked up with some freshman girl in the bathroom i met alan in college
01:14:31and well alex you know he probably hates me for ruining his life trapping him with a baby yeah because
01:14:40all my mags they can walk us a special hobbit scene when they get pregnant get a great bitch
01:14:56hey you need me um so i have a friend who doesn't know how to tell a girl that he's in love with her
01:15:12what should he do so you like vivian what
01:15:18what
01:15:24like come on don't be ridiculous i'm talking about my friend here
01:15:31alex
01:15:33you don't have any friends ouch i can still fire you all right so pretending that i'm stupid for
01:15:41a second i would tell your friend that he should stop talking to his assistant
01:15:44and go and tell the girl that he loves her is there a more cowardly way to go about it
01:15:51i always just tell the girl that you love her wait can you
01:15:59can you have two bouquets of a dozen roses sent to vivian's office
01:16:02so your friend loves vivian
01:16:10nick get out of my office
01:16:17shit i hope this works
01:16:19i have a present for you
01:16:27what who who sent these oh i don't know but they sent two
01:16:37diamond ring nick you're welcome nick you sneaky bastard now what do i do
01:16:47i mean it is it looks like an engagement ring since it's yours i put it on alex did you send me
01:16:56these flowers i sent you the flowers but um are you gonna propose
01:17:04i thought we were already engaged so why go through the trouble of surprising me at work and getting
01:17:09me a ring no proposal is better than a half-assed one you know you're the first woman in romance
01:17:16history to get pissed off at a diamond ring oh so sorry i have standards just put the damn ring on do it right
01:17:27fine
01:17:36vivian if i propose to you seriously will you marry me
01:17:46big what's wrong um i don't know i just i guess i thought it would be different i've been dreaming
01:17:59of this moment ever since i was a little girl and this is it's all for the show you don't even like me so
01:18:07you shouldn't be proposing who said i didn't like you what bib i've liked you since we were kids
01:18:17look i know you're just trying to make this easier um but you really don't have to lie to me in fact i
01:18:22would rather you didn't i swear to god i wanted to ask you to prom but i was too shy to say anything so i
01:18:31took stacy anderson because her boyfriend was out of state we hung out at the punch bowl all night
01:18:39it's you bib it's always been you she's always been such an asshole to me
01:18:51you know i've always been hard with the emotional stuff and you're kind of hard to talk to vivian
01:18:58okay that's not true i am it's true you are traitor i'll just i'll go
01:19:10so will you marry me
01:19:17oh my god hold on
01:19:19i have an investors meeting in 10 minutes downtown at the cafe uh can we talk about this later let me
01:19:31take you no it's it's fine i got it uh but let's put a pin in this okay thank you for the flowers they're
01:19:40beautiful
01:19:57uh
01:19:59uh
01:20:10Where am I?
01:20:14Help!
01:20:15Is anyone there?
01:20:18Edwin, what's going on?
01:20:22Vivian, I like you.
01:20:25I really do.
01:20:28I think I've even fallen in love with you.
01:20:31A little bit there.
01:20:34Ellen, you don't have to do anything that you're going to regret, okay?
01:20:39That solely depends on you.
01:20:42I mean, why did you choose him over me?
01:20:47Maybe because he's richer than me?
01:20:52I didn't take you far, the shallow girl.
01:20:54Ellen, this isn't about Alex.
01:20:57It's always about Alex.
01:21:00Don't worry.
01:21:01He's not going to fight us anymore.
01:21:03He won't bother us.
01:21:05What are you going to do to him?
01:21:09Something I should have done a long time ago.
01:21:13I'm going to make you mine.
01:21:15I'm going to make you love me.
01:21:17You're in shame.
01:21:23What?
01:21:26You can dish it out.
01:21:29Or you can't take it.
01:21:32Hit for Ted, babes.
01:21:34Come on, Ted.
01:21:35Fuck you!
01:21:38I know you kind of like that stuff.
01:21:41But you like bad boys.
01:21:44We'll hear later.
01:21:46You can't make me love you.
01:21:50Maybe.
01:21:51Maybe not.
01:21:53But I can make you mine.
01:21:55That's weird.
01:22:05Vivian!
01:22:10Nick!
01:22:11I installed a tracker on Vivian's phone.
01:22:13I need you to go to my office laptop and check her location now.
01:22:16I'm on it.
01:22:17See, I know you had a thing for Alex from the beginning.
01:22:22Since we were kids.
01:22:23You always gave him.
01:22:25You didn't give me any time.
01:22:29I did everything for you.
01:22:31I adore you.
01:22:32I worship you.
01:22:32But it was never enough!
01:22:35Hmm?
01:22:36Why did you choose him over me?
01:22:39Tell me.
01:22:39I can make anything happen for you.
01:22:42You just tell me what you want.
01:22:46You're psychotic.
01:22:53Say you love me.
01:22:54I despise you.
01:22:58Look at me.
01:22:59Look at me.
01:23:00Say you love me!
01:23:04I love that you will never have the satisfaction of hearing me say those words of words.
01:23:19It's Alex, isn't it?
01:23:22You love him.
01:23:24Yeah.
01:23:25I do.
01:23:27When did this happen?
01:23:28Since we were kids.
01:23:30It's always been him.
01:23:32It's always been him.
01:23:34Say you love me.
01:23:39Say I'm the only one you love.
01:23:42Say it!
01:23:43Shut up!
01:23:45No!
01:23:50It's okay.
01:23:52I like it a bit rough.
01:23:54You make me sick!
01:23:57I can't eat.
01:23:58Open up.
01:23:59No.
01:24:00No, please!
01:24:01Stop!
01:24:02No one's gonna find you here!
01:24:04Help me!
01:24:04No one's gonna find you!
01:24:05Help!
01:24:06Just just...
01:24:06Alex, help!
01:24:08Vivian!
01:24:10You motherfucker!
01:24:13Come on!
01:24:14Come on!
01:24:16Come on!
01:24:17Come on!
01:24:19Alex!
01:24:20Alex, you're gonna kill him!
01:24:24Alex, stop!
01:24:26Look at me!
01:24:27Look at me, baby!
01:24:28Baby, it's done!
01:24:30You got him!
01:24:31Right in hell!
01:24:32You came!
01:24:42Always!
01:24:45I'm gonna be late for my meeting!
01:24:52I know this is not how you imagined it, but I have a question to ask you.
01:24:57Yeah?
01:24:57Yeah.
01:24:57Yeah.
01:24:57Yeah.
01:24:57Yeah.
01:24:57Yeah.
01:24:57I know this is not how you imagined it, but I have a question to ask you.
01:24:59Yeah.
01:24:59Yeah.
01:24:59Will you marry me?
01:25:09Yeah.
01:25:10Yeah.
01:25:10Yeah.
01:25:11Tell me again when you knew?
01:25:22Right when you moved in next door.
01:25:24We were eight.
01:25:26You had pigtails and a little teddy bear.
01:25:29And when you got out of your mom's SUV, I knew there'd be no other girl for me.
01:25:33Do you love me?
01:25:35Do you love me?
01:25:37I told you a million times, and I'll say it again, I love you.
01:25:44And I'll probably ask a million more.
01:25:46Let's go, girl.
01:25:48What a wonderful honeymoon.
01:26:06Well, enjoy it while it lasts, honey.
01:26:08Sooner enough, we'll be back taking care of the twins again.
01:26:11Darling, Vivian designed some new products, so we could maybe...
01:26:18Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:26:25Thanks for...
01:26:25Bye.
01:26:33Bye, Buh-bye and you get to see it, Peter.
01:26:34Bye.
01:26:35Here we go.
01:26:36Yeah.
01:26:36Bye.
01:26:37Bye.
01:26:37Bye.
01:26:40Bye.
01:26:40Bye.
01:26:42Bye.
01:26:43Bye.
01:26:43Bye.
01:26:45Bye.
01:26:46Bye.
01:26:47Bye.
01:26:48Bye.
01:26:50Bye.
01:26:51Bye.
01:26:51Bye.
01:26:52Bye.
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