00:00Dad, I love that you're here, but I don't need you to check on me.
00:03I just want to help.
00:04I know you're going through something with your marriage.
00:08Casey, everybody knows.
00:09It's a place like a fishbowl.
00:10That guy knows.
00:11He doesn't know.
00:12Excuse me, you know that my husband left me for a grad student, right?
00:15Yes.
00:18What can I do for you, Greg?
00:20I'm here to make sure that Katie's job is safe.
00:22She burned down the faculty house.
00:24It was an accident.
00:25She also assaulted a professor.
00:27I still love you.
00:28Ow!
00:28That was on purpose.
00:32You're a best-selling author.
00:33Parents have actually heard him.
00:34We really could use your help.
00:36In the book, Rooster, sex a few times.
00:3816 times.
00:39Well, good.
00:39You counted.
00:4017 if you include the oral sex.
00:42Have to include that.
00:44Yeah, let's include it.
00:46Look, we all mess up.
00:48But at our cause, we are all good people.
00:51You are a bad person, and I hate you.
00:54Hey, Rooster!
00:56Oh, hey there!
00:57The kids call you Rooster?
00:58Some of the kids think I'm kind of like my character.
01:01Nice washboard.
01:04Are you okay?
01:05Anytime Katie has a problem, I swoop in.
01:07But I can't fix us.
01:09I'm not Rooster.
01:10This is college.
01:11You can be the Rooster if you want.
01:13Hey, Sailor.
01:14Cock.
01:15I don't think it's a good idea.
01:17I am not going to succumb to peer pressure.
01:21Let's go.
01:21All right.
01:22All right.
01:23Let's go.
01:23Hey, girl.
01:26We do hard things to make ourselves stronger.
01:30But we can't continue unless you put some gasoline on the fire.
01:34Crush it, Rooster!
01:35I'm going to crush it!
01:37Ah!
01:38Shit!
01:38Ha!
01:40Shh.
01:41Nobody's spoken.
01:43Oh, shit!
01:44I'll take some food!
01:44Okay, okay, you go!
01:46No, no, no, no!
01:48Did she say how long to wait?
01:49Because I think we are supposed to start...
01:51Oh, all right.
01:52Nice mustache, jerk.
01:53I can hear you.
01:55Yeah, I know.
01:55I know.
01:56No, I didn't.
01:57I'm sorry.
01:58I want to get better!
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