00:00I was an NFL superstar.
00:02Yeah!
00:03You don't need to do it in slow-mo, man.
00:05We could just do that in the computer.
00:06I'm going as fast as I can, Rusty!
00:10You were bound for light and football.
00:12Yeah, but I only bet on myself.
00:13Showed out how, like, a waitress worked for tips.
00:15If you want respect, this documentary is the way to get it.
00:18We pull this off, people gonna see me in a whole new light.
00:21What's your little movie called?
00:23I'm a loser?
00:24We don't have a tattoo yet!
00:25We all deserve a second chance.
00:28And then, bam, Hall of Fame.
00:30Bam, they make a movie of your life.
00:31Bam, Pedro Pascal plays me.
00:33And he wants me on set?
00:35Okay, I guess.
00:37Interviews are like jazz.
00:40He is the whitest person.
00:43You have got to be kidding me.
00:45I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
00:47Really could be a win-win-win.
00:49I want you to come film me dunking on a regulation ten-foot hoop.
00:53Shoot me so you can't see the ground.
00:56I'm back!
00:57I'm back!
00:58I'm back!
00:59I'm back!
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