00:00Norman, listen, I know you asked me not to call you at home, all right?
00:06But look, I just had an idea.
00:08A fashion model who's really a cop.
00:11Already got a title, man.
00:12Hit and Runway.
00:15I'm a playwright.
00:16I'm working on something new.
00:17There's a great part in here for you.
00:19Ned, the shy anthropology student.
00:21There's no nudity in it yet.
00:23I put my phone number in the top right-hand corner of every page.
00:26If you want something, you've got to be able to look at yourself in the eye and you've got to say it out loud.
00:32I am a sexy man.
00:33Now, how do you feel?
00:34Like Richard Nixon.
00:36I'll get you a date with joy.
00:37Will you write my script with me?
00:39I happen to like Jewish men.
00:42I happen to like Jewish men a lot, too.
00:45What I basically see is there's some kind of smuggling ring going on down at the modeling agency.
00:51Then, it hits me.
00:52How to model smuggle cocaine.
00:54Breast implants.
00:56I wanted to make this work for short of a complete frontal lobotomy.
00:59Have you ever collaborated on a screenplay?
01:02It's kind of like a marriage, only the two people actually have to talk to each other.
01:05Jack is not going to fall for a girl named Geraldine.
01:08Small breasts, apologetic with a slight stammer.
01:11Joey's falling in love with me?
01:12I do teach a beginning class in Jewish studies at a new school.
01:16What do you teach, Rabbi?
01:17Call me Saul.
01:22Joey.
01:23Rabbi Pincus.
01:24At a Christmas party?
01:29You know, this is just some of the best writing I've ever done.
01:32It stinks!
01:33She's beautiful, but nobody can see because she's wearing glasses?
01:36We're writing an action film, not your life story.
01:38If I had one pimp, you're telling I'd be a millionaire by now.
01:42Did I tell you my partner was gay?
01:44No.
01:44All right, listen to this.
01:45He wants to write this scene where Geraldine takes off her glasses and suddenly has this beautiful woman on it.
01:50You know, I just think that's dumb.
01:53You've got to be more vulnerable to get in touch with the woman inside you.
01:57I'm not saying that you have to take it up the kazoo to be creative.
02:00It helps.
02:01My personal life has nothing to do with this.
02:04Of course it does.
02:05Where are these characters going to come from?
02:07My glasses, Michael.
02:08Yeah, all right.
02:09Let me see.
02:12I don't know.
02:14Dan lifts them from her face and puts them in his pocket.
02:19What did Gwen actually say when you took off her glasses?
02:21I don't know.
02:22I wasn't taking notes.
02:23Okay.
02:23Ah, got it.
02:24Okay.
02:25Don't break them.
02:27I need them to see.
02:29How'd you know that?
02:30I was a young girl myself once.
02:32Dan.
02:34Kisses.
02:38Oh, I'm getting myself goosebumps.
02:44Hidden runway.
02:45That's what it's called.
02:45If I were you, I'd keep the story.
02:47Change the title.
02:54Bye.
02:54Bye.
02:55Bye.
02:56Bye.
02:57Bye.
02:57Bye.
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