00:00Dad, me encanta que estás aquí, pero no necesito que me quede.
00:03¿Quieres que te quiero?
00:04Sé que estás haciendo algo con tu marido.
00:06¡Shh, shh, shh, shh!
00:08¿Qué?
00:09Todo el mundo sabe.
00:10Es un lugar como un fijo, ese hombre sabe.
00:11No, no.
00:12¿Me sabe que mi esposa me dejó como un estudiante de grados, ¿verdad?
00:16Sí.
00:19¿Qué voy a hacer para ti, Greg?
00:20Estoy aquí para asegurarse de que K's job es seguro.
00:23Ella destruyó la casa de la facultad.
00:25¿Qué fue un accidente?
00:26Ella también asesinó a profesor.
00:28Yo still amo.
00:29¡Ow!
00:30¡That was on purpose!
00:33You're a best-selling author, parents have actually heard of.
00:36We really could use your help.
00:38In the book, Rooster has sex a few times.
00:39Sixteen times.
00:40Oh, good. You counted.
00:41Seventeen if you include the oral sex.
00:43Have to include that.
00:46Yeah, let's include it.
00:48Look, we all messed up.
00:50But at our cause, we are all good people.
00:53You are a bad person, and I hate you.
00:56Hey, Rooster!
00:58Oh, hey there!
00:59The kids call you Rooster?
01:00Some of the kids think I'm kind of like my character.
01:03Nice washboard.
01:05Are you okay?
01:07Anytime Katie has a problem, I swoop in.
01:10But I can't fix this.
01:11I'm not Rooster.
01:12This is college.
01:13You can be the Rooster if you want.
01:15Hey, sailor.
01:16Cock-a-doodle-doo.
01:18I doodle-doo.
01:19I don't think it's a good idea.
01:21I am not going to succumb to peer pressure.
01:24Let's go!
01:25Come on!
01:26All right!
01:27Let's go!
01:28There you go!
01:29We do hard things to make ourselves stronger.
01:33But you can't continue unless you put some gasoline on the fire.
01:37Crush it, Rooster!
01:38I'm gonna crush it!
01:39Rooster!
01:40I'm gonna crush it!
01:41Ah!
01:42Yeah!
01:43Ha!
01:44Shh.
01:45Nobody's spoken.
01:47Oh, shh.
01:48I'll chase him!
01:49Okay, okay.
01:50You go!
01:52Did she say how long to wait?
01:54Because I think we are supposed to start...
01:56Oh, all right.
01:57Nice mustache, jerk.
01:58I can hear you.
01:59Yeah, I know.
02:00I know.
02:01No, I didn't.
02:02I'm sorry.
02:09No, I didn't.
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