00:00Somewhere in here I have Kim Kardashian's pants.
00:03If I had to describe Andre in one word it would be
00:06Unique, crazy, funny, talented, insane.
00:09My plan was scrape her DNA and clone her.
00:12But Andre is a brilliant idiot.
00:14It's true.
00:15I'm a fucking idiot.
00:16For not getting a colonoscopy when I turn 50.
00:21His motto used to be no cops, no doctors.
00:23I felt like I was getting into the best shape of my life.
00:25I lost 30 pounds and about once a week I would bleed out of my ass.
00:30Turns out I had cancer.
00:32He said it was stage four.
00:33It's fascinating that I am dying.
00:35One way to deal with it is to make this film.
00:40Andre and I find humor in shitty situations.
00:43This is sad, you gotta take this seriously.
00:45Fuck that.
00:46We're actually having fun and I know that sounds crazy.
00:49Come on kids, you wanna take your picture with anal cancer?
00:54He comes up with crazy Andre ideas.
00:56Donating my body's television.
00:58A head transplant.
00:59Some of them come to be actual things.
01:01I found deathyells.com.
01:02Saying you should work on your last words.
01:05You wanna go out something powerful.
01:06I'm gonna get you God!
01:11No.
01:12No.
01:13Horrible.
01:14You have a capacity to find the comedic in everything.
01:18As I lose weight with the chemo I'll look better and better.
01:20I'm looking forward to that.
01:23Is being vulnerable weak?
01:25No.
01:26Vulnerable's being real.
01:27It's actually strong.
01:29I've had all this anticipatory grief and now it's really happening.
01:35I'm not afraid of dying.
01:37I'm afraid for the people that I'm leaving behind.
01:43It is beautiful, funny, and it's also very sad that you have cancer, Andre.
01:48Son of suckers!
01:49Woo!
01:50Yeah.
01:51That was pretty good.
01:52I feel like I taste blood in my throat.
01:53Ha!
01:54Ha!
01:55Ha!
01:56Yeah.
01:57That was pretty good.
01:58I feel like I taste blood in my throat.
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