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00:00The Wheel.
00:14The Wheel!
00:19The Wheel!
00:21Welcome to The Wheel!
00:26Celebrity experts on My Christmas Wheel tonight.
00:30Giles Brandris on A Christmas Carol.
00:34Josie Gibson on Toys.
00:37Joanna Page and Matthew Horne on Gavin and Stacey.
00:42Nitro on New Year's Resolutions.
00:47Tim Vine on Cracker Jokes.
00:50Zara McDermott on Christmas Food.
00:53And Big Nasty on Reindeer.
00:59Merry Christmas.
01:01Merry Christmas.
01:02Oh, what a wonderful thing.
01:05It's Christmas Day and you've chosen to spend it with me.
01:09I'm honoured and you all look so wonderful.
01:12First off, we must talk about your Christmas outfit.
01:15Christmas sorted, fam.
01:17Do you want to talk us through it, Big Nasty?
01:18So, on a great Christmas, you need a liquidated beverage.
01:22Yes.
01:23Some people like a snowman.
01:24Yes.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Can't go wrong without a turkey.
01:27Correct.
01:28Yeah, I mean.
01:29Snowflake, because it looks beautiful outside.
01:31White Christmas.
01:32White Christmas, you don't know.
01:33Yes.
01:34Yeah.
01:34And I represent in the Black Christmas, you know, you've got buff chicks.
01:37Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:38I'm drinking rum.
01:40What is this?
01:41You've got to play the game.
01:42Yes, yes.
01:43Don't hate the player.
01:44Very philosophical.
01:45Hate the game.
01:46You know what I like?
01:46How are you feeling, mate?
01:48I know you're feeling, mate.
01:50It's feeling.
01:50I know, I know, I know.
01:51Oh, my God.
01:52OK, excellent.
01:53Well, as our viewers scramble around for the subtitles button, we welcome Big Nasty.
02:00Always a pleasure.
02:01Gilo.
02:02Yes.
02:03So, you've gone for the Crocs.
02:04I'm so excited about my Christmas Crocs, given by my son with a little joke, too.
02:09He arrived with them.
02:10Oh, yes.
02:10Saying they're Crocs for Mum and Dad.
02:12A pair of old Crocs for a pair of old Crocs.
02:15So...
02:16He's up to you.
02:17He knows the stuff.
02:18Yes.
02:18Do you like them?
02:19Yeah.
02:20I am a citizen of the Republic of Krakostan.
02:22Yeah.
02:23I'm a citizen.
02:24Now, I don't know where to look when I look at you.
02:26Um...
02:27Do I need some tinsel somewhere?
02:28I don't know.
02:29I just don't understand.
02:31There's not enough tinsel to cover me up, unfortunately.
02:33So, when you were dancing around the wheel, you can dance with your pectoral muscles?
02:37Yeah.
02:37They haven't wanted their own, unfortunately.
02:39Gilo, have you ever attempted such a thing?
02:40Do you know I'm taking Nitra home?
02:42What?
02:43Where my wife is her Christmas present.
02:46She has very sweetly agreed.
02:50And do you think...
02:50You're kind of sea-holding all the...
02:52Wow.
02:55The funny thing is, I...
02:56Like, this is easily...
02:58LAUGHTER
03:00LAUGHTER
03:02I like you, you know.
03:09You're the guy.
03:11OK, good.
03:13Um, Viney...
03:15How are you?
03:16Nice to see you.
03:16I would have taken my top off.
03:18Yes.
03:18But I've actually got the map of Italy tattooed on my chest.
03:21Right.
03:21And I've got really sore Naples.
03:23LAUGHTER
03:24But now it's great to be, because I actually live in an advent calendar.
03:27Oh, yes.
03:28Yeah, it's freezing at the moment.
03:28All the windows are open.
03:30LAUGHTER
03:31Viney, you're always welcome.
03:34All right, well, we've got amazing categories.
03:36We are here, of course, to win money for charity,
03:39because it's Christmas.
03:40And we have three special contestants waiting beneath us
03:45on the contestant wheel.
03:46So let's find out who they are.
03:49Who's down there?
03:50Well, we have...
03:52Well, we have...
03:53Mel Gertreuth.
03:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:55Richard Osmond.
03:59Legend.
04:01And Paddy McGinnis.
04:03Oh, close three.
04:06So, it is a one in three.
04:09Who's it going to be?
04:10Spend the contestant wheel.
04:12Who have we got?
04:14It's Mel!
04:18It's Mel!
04:20It's Mel!
04:21Come on!
04:23Come on, thank you!
04:25Hello, darling.
04:27Hello, big nuts.
04:28Stay with Giles.
04:29Stay with Giles.
04:30Mel, you've gone for the blanket.
04:31I couldn't...
04:32It's Christmas Day.
04:33Come on.
04:33Yes.
04:34You've gone early with the blanket.
04:35I've gone...
04:36I've gone nanoblanket.
04:38Let's find out, first Mel...
04:39Yes, yes.
04:40...about Christmas.
04:41So you go early with the nanoblanket?
04:43Oh, always.
04:44Lots of indulgence?
04:45A lot of telly.
04:46Yes.
04:47A lot of kipping, actually.
04:49Mm-hmm.
04:49Do you nap nitro, or...?
04:51Do you sometimes get woken up by your own muscles?
04:55And these pectoral muscles, they strike me as a hazard.
04:59They can be a hazard on the game.
05:00Do you know...
05:01Do you know when that's happening?
05:03Are you activated?
05:04How do you mean?
05:04He doesn't even know when he's doing it.
05:06Yes, what are you talking about?
05:08I'm sorry.
05:09That is transfixing.
05:11Can you communicate with your pecs in Morse code to Giles,
05:14and he'll tell us what you're saying?
05:17I didn't think we knew each other that well.
05:22Um, so, should you win tonight's show?
05:26And that is what we're here to try and help you to do.
05:29What would you do with the money?
05:31I would give it to an amazing charity called Insulate Ukraine,
05:34Excellent.
05:35And they're a brilliant charity run by really young people.
05:39They're out in Ukraine, and they've developed a window,
05:42which is shatterproof, and they're installing these windows
05:45all along the front line so that people in their flats and houses
05:49can have light and warmth.
05:51They're amazing.
05:53They're off the scale.
05:53So I really want to win some money for them.
05:55OK, brilliant.
05:56What a brilliant charity.
05:57Well done.
05:58Excellent.
05:59All right.
06:00So these are the categories.
06:02All you've got to do is clear the wheel of these categories
06:05to win money for your charity.
06:07What are you feeling most confident about?
06:10I'm going to go cracker jokes.
06:15Timothy Byer.
06:16Well.
06:16The world's leading authority on cracker jokes.
06:19I mean, I was at home earlier on today,
06:21and a chocolate went past at 100 miles an hour.
06:23It was a Ferrari Rocher.
06:24LAUGHTER
06:25You know what?
06:27This is the perfect day for you.
06:29Well, let's see.
06:31You aren't definitely an expert.
06:34That's why you're in gold.
06:35Come on.
06:35CHEERING
06:36So, who are you going to shut down?
06:40Who do you think is not funny?
06:44Oh, that's...
06:45LAUGHTER
06:45LAUGHTER
06:46That's terrible.
06:47No, no, that's not the reason.
06:48Everyone's so funny on this wheel.
06:51No, they're so funny.
06:52Oh, God.
06:53I think I might have to shut...
06:54I might have to shut Big Nasty down.
06:56It's because he's behind you.
06:58This is what people do.
06:59Big Nasty, you have been shut down.
07:01Oh, I feel...
07:02LAUGHTER
07:02So, you don't want to land on Big Nasty,
07:04you do want to land on Tim Vine.
07:05It's your first spin.
07:06OK, come on, guys.
07:06Let's start knocking off some of these categories.
07:08Spin the Christmas wheel!
07:10Here we go!
07:10CHEERING
07:11CHEERING
07:12Keep going.
07:30Go to GILO!
07:31Go to GILO!
07:33Go to GILO!
07:35CHEERING
07:36Yeah!
07:37Yes!
07:38CHEERING
07:39Good choice.
07:40Excellent.
07:42OK, so, because it's Christmas, we're going to, you know,
07:46go outside of the norm.
07:47Yeah, lovely.
07:48And we're actually going to bring on a Christmas cracker.
07:50And I'm going to pull it with you.
07:52Lovely.
07:53Then I'm going to ask the joke.
07:54Yeah.
07:55And then it is up to the two of you to determine the punchline.
07:59Ooh!
08:00Oh!
08:01And if you determine the punchline, then this category is removed.
08:04£3,000 in the bank.
08:05This is fantastic.
08:06Can I just say, I feel very competitive suddenly.
08:08So, let's pull this.
08:09OK.
08:10One, two, three.
08:11Oh!
08:12Well done, you.
08:13Is there a little present in there?
08:14Is there a hat?
08:15Oh, there is a hat, actually.
08:16Correct.
08:17And it sort of goes with your top.
08:18Yeah, lovely.
08:19Goes with the top.
08:20OK.
08:21Happy Christmas, everybody.
08:22Right, come on.
08:23OK, so, no help from the wheel.
08:25This is the question, or dare I say, the joke.
08:28Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars?
08:34What are you two thinking?
08:36Because...
08:37Windows.
08:38Windows.
08:39Open windows.
08:40Oh, very good.
08:41There aren't the openings.
08:42There aren't the openings there used to be?
08:44There aren't the openings there used to be.
08:46Why is it difficult?
08:47Why is it getting more difficult?
08:48To buy advent calendars.
08:50Why is it getting more?
08:51Numbers.
08:52Numbers.
08:53Numbers?
08:54The numbers, the days.
08:55Because they're numbers up.
08:56I think Viney's got it, look at Viney's face.
08:57Of course he's got it.
08:58I can't even see him.
08:59Oh!
09:00No, come on, come on.
09:01We haven't got the numbers anymore.
09:02The numbers don't add up anymore.
09:04All right.
09:05OK.
09:06Oh, no, no, no.
09:07I think just on this occasion, I'm going to go to Tim Vine, and if he gets it, I'm going
09:13to give it to you.
09:14You got it.
09:15Stop it.
09:16Yes, because I'm going to break the rules.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:18But we don't know if he's going to get it.
09:19OK.
09:20Look at the tension in his face.
09:21Numbers.
09:22I'm going to ask, why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars?
09:26Because their days are numbered.
09:27That's the correct answer!
09:28Oh!
09:29Oh!
09:30Yes!
09:31Fantastic!
09:32Fun.
09:33OK.
09:34£3,000 in this bank.
09:35Yes.
09:36The game has started.
09:37Yes.
09:38Woo-hoo!
09:39Ooh, lovely.
09:40So, what are you going to go for next?
09:44I think I'll go for New Year's resolutions.
09:47Oh, lovely.
09:48Nitro is our expert on New Year's resolutions.
09:53That's why he's in gold.
09:55So, who would you like to shut down on New Year's resolutions?
10:02Might have to be Giles.
10:03Yeah.
10:04And look at me, I may not survive for the New Year.
10:06Quite right.
10:07Hey, you're funny!
10:09At this rate, you're going to be invited round to the nasties.
10:13I'm looking for Christmas.
10:14But, Gile, you have been shut down.
10:17So, let's spin this wheel, see what happens.
10:20Come on, Nitro!
10:22Ooh!
10:23Ooh!
10:24Ooh!
10:25I wish it could be Christmas every day.
10:30When the years are singing, the end begins to rain.
10:36Ooh!
10:37I wish it could be Christmas every day.
10:44It could be, it could be, it could be our expert.
10:47It could be Matt and Joe, it could be Matt and Joe.
10:48Or it's going to be, keep going.
10:51Oh, it's Matt and Joe.
10:56Come on, Matt and Joe.
11:00Do you have New Year's resolutions?
11:02For the last 40 years, I've done Don't Bite My Nails.
11:05OK. It's never worked.
11:07No.
11:07I don't have a resolution, but I have a goal.
11:10OK.
11:11Next year, from here on in, I would like
11:14to persuade Nitro to name his pecs Gavin and Stacey.
11:18LAUGHTER
11:19That's very smart.
11:21Let's ask the pecs how they feel about it.
11:24Um...
11:25Wait, was that...?
11:27Yeah?
11:28LAUGHTER
11:29Gilead, did you get that, yeah?
11:30I did get it. Yeah, yeah.
11:32Pretty cheeky.
11:33He says he'd rather they were called Ant and Dec, but they...
11:35LAUGHTER
11:38LAUGHTER
11:40OK.
11:42Let's have a look at the question on New Year's resolutions.
11:45New Year's resolutions, right.
11:47Often the reason for a New Year's resolution,
11:49UK adults allegedly consume approximately how many calories on Christmas Day?
11:55It's a good question.
11:56Really good.
11:57Relevant.
11:583,000 calories, 6,000 calories, 9,000 or 12,000 calories.
12:06Experts, lock in your answers of what you think people consume on Christmas Day.
12:13What are you three thinking?
12:16Normally, for a woman, it's about 2,000 or 1,800 or 2,000 calories.
12:21Yeah.
12:22So double it for starters, because it's Christmas Day, and then what's on top as well?
12:25Yeah.
12:26So, 6 or 9, maybe it's...
12:2912,000 as an average is too much.
12:31Yeah.
12:32We knock out 12, because I mean...
12:33Let's knock out 12.
12:34But mind you, if you go through, like, a whole box of the chocks, that could be 12, couldn't
12:40it?
12:41Look at your plate.
12:42You've got your gravy, you've got your Tate's, you've got your stuffing.
12:46Stuffing is chocker with calories, isn't it, surely?
12:48Yes.
12:49Everything's done in Blooming Goose, um, goose fat.
12:52Picks in blankets.
12:53Picks in blankets.
12:54Your lunch alone is pushing 2,000, I would say.
12:57I'd say more, that's...
12:58It's got to be more, isn't it?
12:59Then you go back in the evening, then you go for your doorstop sandwich, come 6 o'clock,
13:03and it's all over again.
13:04It's the cranberry, the stuffing, the turkey, plus the massive wedges of bread.
13:07And what about the booze?
13:08For those that drink...
13:09What about booze on top of that?
13:10And booze.
13:11I think so.
13:12Oh, my God.
13:13Could we do nine?
13:14I mean, do you think...
13:15Nine?
13:16We could think 9,000.
13:17I think it could be nine.
13:18It could be...
13:19Nine.
13:20Let's go nine.
13:21Shall we go nine?
13:22Let's go nine?
13:23It's Christmas.
13:24You're going to lock in.
13:25Let's go nine.
13:26Nine's been locked in.
13:27Oh, my God.
13:28Let's go nine.
13:29So, are you still on this wheel?
13:31Is it 9,000 calories?
13:33Tension!
13:34Ooh!
13:35Ooh!
13:36Ooh!
13:37Ooh!
13:42Oh!
13:43Is it a six?
13:44Yes!
13:45It is.
13:46Six.
13:47Put in nitro put?
13:48Six.
13:49Six as well.
13:50Well, I'd like to say you've done well, but let's be honest.
13:53We gave you the first one and you got the second one wrong.
13:56But you could come back immediately.
13:58Until then, it's goodbye to lovely Mel.
14:01We love Mel!
14:02Well done, guys.
14:03You could come back.
14:04Maybe see you again.
14:05You could come back.
14:06Maybe see you again.
14:07You could come back.
14:08Maybe see you again.
14:09Maybe see you again.
14:14Oh, no.
14:15All right.
14:16Well, the situation is that we've still not meant Paddy or Richard.
14:20But let's see what happens.
14:22It's a one of three.
14:23Who's it going to be?
14:24It's for the contestant wheel.
14:25Who have we got?
14:26It is someone new.
14:27It's Paddy!
14:28Oh, what?
14:29Come on, Paddy!
14:30Yeah!
14:31How are you?
14:32So tell us about Christmas for Paddy over the years.
14:47Well, I've got two teenagers and a nine-year-old.
14:50Correct.
14:51So as children get older, the presents can be expensive, but they get smaller.
14:55So if my youngest daughter has loads of presents, which might be cheaper,
15:00and they've just got one present, which is expensive, but it's on its own,
15:03it's a disaster.
15:04So Christmas, for me, it's like...
15:07You're almost like a UN peacekeeper.
15:10Because Christmas is so much for children that you feel childish.
15:14You count other presents.
15:15Even I do it with my wife.
15:16You count the presents.
15:18With your other half, it's just, you go, what do you want?
15:21And then you just give up money for it and they get it themselves, don't they?
15:24Yeah.
15:25My wife has wish lists on various websites, and I just buy what's on the wish list
15:29So she just opens presents now and goes, correct.
15:32That's sort of the best.
15:33Wonderful.
15:34Raw months is not a dad.
15:36Um, so, we are all here to help you win big money, Paddy.
15:42Who are you playing for tonight?
15:43Should you win?
15:44Uh, Alderhay Children's Hospital.
15:46That's an amazing joke.
15:48APPLAUSE
15:49All right.
15:50So, we've only knocked off one category, cracker jokes.
15:54So we've got six remaining.
15:56What are you drawn to?
15:57Well, I really, just because it's Christmas Day, I just want to, uh, play with Big Nasty.
16:02Come on, Paddy!
16:03Are we having it?
16:04We're having it!
16:05We're having it!
16:06We're having it!
16:07All right.
16:08Reindeer has been selected.
16:10I'm not...
16:11Our expert, of course, is Big Nasty.
16:13He's in gold!
16:14APPLAUSE
16:15Now, it's obviously a very niche subject.
16:19Who do you feel from this wheel cannot help you on reindeer?
16:22Who are you going to shut down?
16:23Right, well, we'll say Josie then.
16:25Josie?
16:26I hate you.
16:27You've been shut down on reindeer.
16:29Oh, thanks, honey!
16:30Right.
16:31We need to land on our expert.
16:32Let's see what happens.
16:33Spin the wheel!
16:34Come on!
16:35Here we go!
16:36Come on!
16:37Come on, Big Nasty.
16:38Come on, run, Rudolph.
16:39Now I've got to make it down.
16:44Time for wicking Harry Potter, he can take the freeway down.
16:47Run, run, Rudolph.
16:52I'm reeling like a merry crown.
16:54Oh, goodness. Oh, it's very worrisome.
16:58Stop! It's very worrisome.
17:00Stop! Stop!
17:04Wow. Come on!
17:06Kneeling. We're in the game.
17:08This has worked so well. Yes.
17:11I once went to Iceland for Christmas.
17:14Lovely. Many years ago, before I became a veggie,
17:17and we had, I'm horrified to tell you, reindeer on Christmas Day.
17:22You can eat it. Oh, well...
17:23Here's a bit of a downward. Oh, don't have nightmares, kids.
17:26OK.
17:27As children around the country burst into tears...
17:30..and they're saying...
17:32Gilo is here to help.
17:35Let's have a look at the question on reindeer.
17:39Which of these statements about reindeer noses is false?
17:44They are full of blood vessels.
17:47They are used to store fat for winter.
17:49They provide an excellent sense of smell.
17:52They are covered in hair.
17:55Straight off the bat... Yes.
17:57..I think the false statement is they're covered in hair.
18:02They have bald noses.
18:04Yeah, cos Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
18:07Rudolph the hairy red-nosed reindeer.
18:09It is.
18:10I mean, I've seen them close quarters.
18:12They're very hairy creatures. Yeah.
18:15But I'm thinking that you think of the nose
18:17as providing a sense of smell.
18:19Hmm.
18:20And you notice they say they provide an excellent sense of smell.
18:23So I'm thinking they provide an excellent sense of smell is false.
18:30But that's me being counterintuitive.
18:32So go with your instinct, Paddy.
18:34I don't really know what the answer is.
18:36This is my instinct, but you've totally told me.
18:40He does this. He's confused you.
18:42He's confused you.
18:43How many times have you been on the wheel?
18:45A few.
18:46Quite a few.
18:47And what's your success rate?
18:48Not great.
18:49Very, very small.
18:50I don't think...
18:51It's not great.
18:52I've got to be honest.
18:53I don't think I've ever...
18:54He confuses people.
18:55Yeah, that's exactly what's happened.
18:56Well, Penny, I'm so sorry.
18:58No help there.
18:59What are you going...
19:00Go for your instinct, man.
19:02Right.
19:03So, I'm going to go, they're used to store fat for winter.
19:08It just sounds ridiculous.
19:10OK, that's locked in.
19:11Locked in?
19:12Well done.
19:13Let's have a look.
19:15Is it they are used to store fat for winter?
19:18I mean, that sounds absolutely like you say.
19:20That's ludicrous.
19:21You don't store fat in your nose.
19:23No.
19:24Or do you?
19:25At all.
19:26I don't know the answer.
19:28Let's find out.
19:29Oh, God.
19:30Please.
19:31Yes!
19:32No!
19:33What?
19:34Yes!
19:35He was giving me the bar.
19:38He was giving me the bar.
19:40I could feel it.
19:41How did you get it right?
19:42Yeah, of course.
19:43Excellent.
19:44So, £6,000 now in this bank.
19:47Yes.
19:48Two categories remaining.
19:50Reindeer have been removed.
19:52Now, what are you going to go for?
19:54I'll go toys.
19:55Toys has been selected.
19:57Yeah.
19:58Josie is our expert.
20:00That's why she is in gold.
20:02Yes!
20:03Lovely, Josie.
20:05So, who are you going to shut down on toys?
20:08Er...
20:09Zara.
20:10OK, Zara.
20:11Yeah.
20:12This is the state of your wheel.
20:13We want Josie.
20:14Come on.
20:15We probably don't want Giles.
20:16Let's see.
20:17Oh, no!
20:18I've got my answer ready.
20:19It's a slinky.
20:20OK.
20:21Oh, it's a slinky, slinky, slinky, slinky.
20:23Hey, that's old spin, you know?
20:25Oh, it's a slinky, slinky, slinky.
20:28Hey, that's old spin, you know?
20:30I don't understand, isn't it?
20:31That's it.
20:32That's it.
20:33Hey, that was lit.
20:34Hey, that was super lit, you know?
20:36Erm...
20:37OK.
20:38Spin the wheel!
20:39Yes!
20:40Here we go!
20:41Come on!
20:42Oh, dear, it is Merry Christmas!
20:46And the lights are over.
20:47Zara shut down!
20:48This is what we want!
20:50This is what we want!
20:52Come on, Josie!
20:54It's already just begun!
20:59OK, we are staying down.
21:01All right.
21:03I don't think it's going to be Josie.
21:05It's going to be...
21:08We've got this.
21:09Matt and Joe.
21:10Whoo!
21:12On Toys.
21:14Let's have a look at the question.
21:15OK.
21:16For £3,000, you're placed on this wheel.
21:18Here it is.
21:22In the standard version of each of these games,
21:25which of these is the highest number?
21:29Coloured spots on twister mat?
21:32Marbles in Kaplunk?
21:34Fanatomy, body parts, in Operation?
21:38Or disc holes on a Connect Four grid?
21:42I'm the champion of Connect Four in my house.
21:46I am unbeatable.
21:48And there are lots of disc holes.
21:51I mean, it's like, there's a lot.
21:53Would it be 8x8?
21:55It could be, yeah.
21:57What about marbles, like in Kaplunk?
21:59There's a lot in there, isn't there?
22:00There's a lot.
22:01There's a lot.
22:02There's a lot, and I think there's more than 64,
22:04which is probably about what there is on a Connect Four grid.
22:08So you think there's more than 64?
22:10That's a lot of marbles.
22:11Yes, that is a lot of marbles.
22:12But from what I...
22:13I mean, I was smaller, but I remember it being quite big.
22:15Yeah.
22:16I don't think there's 64 marbles in Kaplunk.
22:18Shall we just go on Connect Four?
22:20Are we going to do it?
22:21Connect Four!
22:22Connect Four has been locked in.
22:24Oh, that was...
22:27It was a 50-50.
22:29Are you still on this wheel?
22:31Is it disc holes on a Connect Four grid?
22:36Have you come to the right answer?
22:38Are you still with us?
22:39Let's find out.
22:40Come on, Paddy.
22:41Yeah!
22:42I'm getting!
22:43Come on, children.
22:44Very, very good.
22:45So, £9,000 of this bank.
22:46Amazing.
22:47We are at my favourite part of the game.
22:48It's the Christmas money spinner.
22:49Hooray!
22:50Hooray!
22:51Hooray!
22:52Hooray!
22:53Hooray!
22:54So, it's £1,000 for the bank, for every correction.
22:55Hooray!
22:56Hooray!
22:57Hooray!
22:58Hooray!
22:59Hooray!
23:00Hooray!
23:01Hooray!
23:02Hooray!
23:03Hooray!
23:04Hooray!
23:05Hooray!
23:06Hooray!
23:07Hooray!
23:08Hooray!
23:09Hooray!
23:10Hooray!
23:11Hooray!
23:12Hooray!
23:13Hooray!
23:14Hooray!
23:15Hooray!
23:16The category is Christmas dinner.
23:18Paddy, select someone to start us off.
23:20Start with the guys in front.
23:21OK, let's start spinning the wheel.
23:23OK, we are asking for any food that I put on my Christmas dinner plate.
23:34Any food that I eat on Christmas for lunch.
23:38What are we going for?
23:39Turkey.
23:40Yes, sir, I do.
23:41What do you think I eat?
23:42Your chip puddings.
23:43Yes, I do.
23:44Potatoes.
23:45Of course, I love a roast potato.
23:46What do you think, sir?
23:47Just sticks in blankets.
23:48Of course, every year.
23:49Why would I not?
23:50Honey drizzle parsnips.
23:51Yes, I do love a honey drizzle parsnips.
23:52Yes, I do love a honey drizzle parsnip.
23:53You know me so well, Jilo.
23:54Sprouts.
23:55I love sprouts.
23:56I'm afraid not.
23:57I'm afraid not.
23:58Honey drizzle parsnips.
23:59Yes, I do love a honey drizzle parsnip.
24:00You know me so well, Jilo.
24:01Sprouts.
24:02I love sprouts.
24:03I'm afraid not.
24:04I'm a redcurrant jelly man.
24:05Look at this thing.
24:06Look at this thing.
24:07Not really.
24:08So close.
24:09I'm sorry.
24:10I take redcurrant jelly.
24:11I can only be honest with you guys.
24:12That it is £6,000.
24:13You did very well, guys.
24:14So now we have £15,000 in the bank.
24:15Wow.
24:16Things are starting to motor.
24:17Now we do have some bad news.
24:18Unfortunately.
24:19The toys question, our expert Josie did get that wrong.
24:26So you will be shut down in a redcurrant hue.
24:29But four categories remaining.
24:31What are you going to go for next, Paddy?
24:32Oh, no.
24:33Do I have a redcurrant jelly?
24:34Yeah, I'm sure.
24:35I've got a redcurrant jelly.
24:36I can only be honest with you guys.
24:37That it is £6,000.
24:39You did very well, guys.
24:40So now we have £15,000 in the bank.
24:41Wow.
24:42Things are starting to motor.
24:44Now, we do have some bad news.
24:46Unfortunately, the toys question,
24:47remaining what are you gonna go for next paddy you're kind of on a roll here i'm gonna go christmas
24:52food christmas food is our category our expert is zara and she is in gold
25:02who would you like to shut down on christmas food in addition to josie this is a tricky one
25:06because i feel so everyone could have a good go at this correct um actually what am i thinking giles
25:11yeah oh yeah him giles who only eats reindeer on christmas day has been shut down which means
25:22we've created a danger zone for christmas oh i never thought that so let's see what happens spin the
25:29wheel don't land in the danger zone oh we do love a danger zone for christmas
25:41okay zara here we go here we go
25:59come on zara here we go yes come on very exciting yes on christmas food which means if you get this
26:13right 10 000 pounds in the bank a lot of money good luck both of you let's have a look at the question
26:20on christmas food in a you gov poll ranking christmas chocolates which of these was not
26:30the most popular in its respective variety box the purple one in quality street mold teasers teasers
26:40in celebrations hazel in caramel in roses cream egg twisted in heroes i've seen
26:48a lot of fights break out on christmas day all those purple ones they are popular and you know
26:55what i don't think i've ever seen a celebrations box with all the maltesers in because i feel like
27:01people take them out a lot and eat them because that's my favorite and you know what also as well
27:07i think them that cream egg i don't think that's going to be popular because a cream egg is a classic
27:12you want the egg yeah not a fan of cream egg maybe that's the answer you go then
27:18so what what are you going to lock it cream egg okay the twisted yeah you're looking in cream egg twisted
27:24excellent work or is it let's have a look is it the cream egg twisted
27:31so what are you going to go for next i'm going to go new year's resolutions new year's resolutions has
28:00been selected nitro is our expert he's in gold
28:07who are you going to shut down on new year's resolutions just purely because she's young i think
28:14zara i don't think she has to worry about resolutions like the rest of us have you ever
28:17made a new year's resolution i don't really believe in new year's resolutions there you go
28:21okay so this is the state of the wheel let's get another expert i'm going to ride with nitro let's
28:36hope we land back over there spin the wheel here we go come on here we go
28:43oh
28:49it's gonna be red he's gonna be red oh
29:10oh no hold on oh come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
29:18oh after all that it is what it is it's bad fortune you did so well you could come back
29:27but until then it's goodbye to paddy bye paddy oh cool cruelty
29:41that makes me emotional i know it is sad but we could see him again is he your favorite oh yeah so
29:47far yeah and but giles is your favorite expert no no that's my og yeah yeah it's different oh come on
29:53yeah the og do you know what og stands for no neither do i no what's that still what an original
30:00gangster oh you know what i mean you are an original gangster i i take that
30:07okay well only three categories remaining on this game who is going to get the opportunity to steal it
30:16spin the contestant wheel who have we got at christmas who have we got
30:23it's a bit of fun isn't it well it certainly is um so bridget tell us about christmas and the
30:41osmond christmas i think that the later you open your presents on christmas day the more middle class
30:46you are yes that is true i met someone the other day i swear this is true yeah this family before
30:53they open their presents they go for a walk
30:58a pre-present you've got your presents under the tree and someone's going to do what should we go
31:03for a walk go to a train to see the woods you know what no why don't we ask on our presents i'm
31:07gonna whip around the wheel we're going for average times you've opened presents on christmas day
31:11average time opening presents well probably about six o'clock in the morning six a.m what about you
31:16jilo four a.m i'd say well if we have seven grandchildren right oh of course four a.m yeah and then by
31:266 30 they're bored have you ever woken up before midday of course okay um and when do you open your
31:35presents well you're looking at around six seven yeah but then as any true professional dad does
31:41he power naps on the sofa no that's what you do every day there's a difference what time are you opening
31:48the presents on average i would say now it's about nine or ten a.m oh i see you're in that zone
31:55you are the most middle class we've had so far viney i'm completely amazed by this i mean it's normally
32:01about uh three o'clock in the afternoon in the afternoon after lunch yeah oh so middle class
32:11you are the poshest so far when are you opening when are you opening seven pm
32:18nitro i know i know tell the truth i'm telling the honest truth
32:24why are you waiting all day to open your presents because you know there's other things to enjoy
32:30you know obviously i train first then i eat and then get off get off
32:36go away nobody can relate to that oh my god oh my god oh sorry so i head off that way
32:41do you know what nitro thank you for ruining christmas so of course yeah we are here to raise money for
32:48charity we are if you win tonight yeah what would you do with that money who gets the money it goes to um
32:54there's a i've got a lot of dementia in my family and there's a wonderful charity down in sussex
32:58called the good company people and they just arrange just weekly social events where people with
33:03dementia their families all come together big community thing there's music evenings there's
33:06all sorts of different things and it's such a it's such a wonderful charity and one of those
33:10ones that run on an absolute shoestring so it would go to the good company people oh that's a very
33:15good very good charity all right brilliant well we are all here to help you thank you win big money
33:23for that charity so what are you going to go for first richard gavin and stacy gavin and stacy
33:30has been selected our experts of course on gavin and stacy are gavin and stacy you're in gold
33:38what a thrill to have you here so who do you think you'd like to shut down in this instance
33:45narcy respectfully i'm going to uh shut you down you are you are shut down spin the wheel come on here we go
33:54oh
34:00oh it could be keep going keep going it's going to either be josie oh keep going
34:20oh
34:27oh
34:29gavin and stacy yeah gavin and stacy fan um yeah i love all the characters i love
34:33i love all and i love joe
34:35have you ever seen the program no but i do love joe
34:41like you love you love joe yeah that's excellent yeah so you've not seen the program so it looks like
34:47you might be on your own but you're a big fan of gavin and stacy absolutely love it let's have a look
34:52at the question come on in a long-running joke nessa claimed to have dated which politician who then
35:00made a surprise cameo at her wedding john prescott ken clark john major boris johnson
35:09just because i know how hilarious the show is i would have gone boris johnson i don't i don't see
35:16i would think of those it would be
35:18john prescott really be my guess yeah i can't believe that any of the others would would do a
35:26a cameo on gavin and stacy oh i think boris johnson would be all over that i don't think
35:31a cameo in gavin and stacy he would love that i'm not trying to sell it to you because i don't know the
35:38answer i would say he would have had a good time there's a party going on boris johnson's going to
35:44be there okay let's do that do you reckon right all right no actually oh no wait you are locking in
35:50i think maybe ken clark wow all right uh let's go for john prescott yeah all right let's john prescott's
35:56been locked in huge amount of tension tonight with our content this is like terrifying yeah no i i
36:04i've not seen you like this yeah you've locked in prescott is it john prescott or are you off the
36:11wheel i'm sorry wow you nearly went boris johnson well that's because josie is very charismatic
36:30sorry sorry you didn't need me you're richard osman you didn't need me you're richard you remember
36:39okay 28 000 pounds that's amazing i mean i have to say all thanks to paddy mcginnis yes but you are
36:49the man in pole position a christmas carol and new year's resolutions remain let's go with a christmas
36:56carol carol has been selected giles is of course the original gangster and our expert on a christmas
37:04carol which means he is in gold yes who would you like to shut down on a christmas carol josie would
37:12it be in fact an enormous relief were i to shut you down it would be such a relief let's do that
37:17thank you josie josie you are shut down this of course is the all-important axis spin the wheel here we
37:26here we go
37:40it might be time for vine
37:56oh you've picked a vine time to join us
38:00okay literature is my thing really i was reading a book called the history of glue couldn't put it
38:09down excellent excellent work okay so it's for 3 000 pounds your place on this wheel don't forget
38:19you're richard osmond osmond okay thank you let's have a little bit of question
38:23which of these spirits does scrooge encounter first in a christmas carol christmas past christmas
38:34present christmas yet to come jacob marley well it definitely goes past present yet to come and
38:41yet to come yeah even does he meet jacob marley before i think this is past i'm leaning towards
38:47that jacob marley appears to him first of all and says what's going to happen yeah yeah that's the
38:52first thing kind of the version i've got in my head is he's sort of asleep by the fire and he's
38:57woken up by the chain and there's jacob marley yeah i think so as well okay you are locking in
39:03jacob marley jacob marley's been locked in
39:09okay is it jacob marley are you still on this wheel
39:14and we are down to our final category and i think it's fitting that it's new year's resolutions which
39:36is the conclusion of most people's festive periods and it is the conclusion of this game so our expert
39:44in news resolutions is nitro you're in gold
39:50gyro you did get the question in your category wrong and you have been shut down for this spin
39:59so there will be two shut down players also big nasty's never been spun in the game which means
40:04you're going to be lit in silver which means if you land on big nasty it's worth double money
40:10so who are you going to shut down in addition to jilo doubling your chances of losing your place on
40:14this wheel i'll shut down tim tim's been shut down so this is a very busy
40:22wheel isn't it two shutdowns a silver obviously we want the gold it's traditional for me to be the
40:29arrow so i'm going to take my place on this arrow and hope that nitro returns come on then spin the
40:37wheel here we go
40:51what's happening oh oh it could be our silver come on man look at that oh oh yeah
41:13oh what a wonderful conclusion here we go so new year's resolutions is the category it's to clear
41:24the wheel let's have a look at the question it's for six thousand pounds
41:30according to a you gov poll brits of which age group were most likely to make a new year's resolution
41:39for 2025 18 to 24s 25 to 39 year olds 40 to 59 year olds 60 plus years old 30s the new 20s really in it
41:53so if you like this you're looking like 25 39 but that time romance going ham you go i mean yeah i'm
42:01gonna go with nasty i'm gonna go with you missus is in your ears saying why are you going out so much
42:10do you know i mean you're like you need to act your age you get what i mean you're getting all of them
42:14conversations there dad dad remember football on saturday you start questioning hanging out friday
42:21with the lads or getting up early morning for football with the kids and all of that stuff
42:25you go i mean 25 39 that's a glory age isn't that yes what do we think when you reach 60 you just
42:38accepted life for what it is really in it yeah you tend not to do uh i would say that their point the
42:44youngest one people tend you know they don't they don't need to they're like zara they don't need to
42:48you know they're still living at the pound chain they're all right yeah uh and 60 plus yeah you've
42:54listen you've you've so many resolutions under the bridge which uh which didn't work so why bother oh so
43:06if you think about it 25 to 39 is interesting so that's when you just start losing those magical
43:12powers you had in your 20s you start thinking hold on what do i need to do i need to learn italian
43:1840 to 59 and you've got kids and you're just like you know just waking up on new year's day is is a
43:26victory um
43:30uh i genuinely agree with nasty i think so should we should we lock in 25 to 39 let's do it
43:37hours 25 to 39 yeah has been locked in a little ballistic you know
43:43let's find out if you have cleared the wheel it was an enjoyable discussion but is it the right answer
43:54have you cleared this wheel or are you off the wheel is it 25 to 39 year olds
44:02oh what is it
44:11oh because it's new to them and exciting maybe maybe we were fooled by zara yeah we were fooled by zara
44:22who's they didn't even know what they were i'm shocked 18 and 24 is talking about changes
44:27sorted out their life what happened to old school kids and you got grazed on your knees and you just
44:31carried on running and stuff like you know what i mean it's gone crazy just carried on running
44:36that's such a poignant thought yeah um to leave you with richard we hope to see you again but for
44:42now it is goodbye to richard osmond
44:56so richard could of course come straight back up it's a one in three as to who is going to have the
45:03opportunity to clear this wheel and then try and cash out for their charity this christmas spin the
45:10contestant wheel who have we got good to see you back hello so only one category remains new year's
45:33resolutions our expert of course is nitro he's involved who are you going to shut down on these
45:44resolutions okay i think zara i'm going to shut you down but she doesn't believe in me no she doesn't
45:49believe in me so you're not interested in this you are shut down okay these resolutions so we are very
45:56very very very very much hoping you get an expert yeah don't get zara let's see what happens
46:10oh you're right you're not going to get shut down it's either going to be nasty or gylo
46:34oh there's fun either way it's going to be shyla
46:44am i allowed to call you gylo is that your special uh when we're you'll need to ask
46:49china how it feels about you is that something that me and you share or are you prepared something you
46:53and i do share and i think it's rather lovely that we have this special thing absolutely but
46:57if you fancy a threesome let's go for it okay i respect your style you know i'll call you gylo
47:05that's me and you are the party liaison officer you know yes but i respect your behavior thank you
47:10respect respect i respect your style old man that's my old age ambition to be eloquently on the east
47:21office i would love to be called gylo by you mel oh okay let's see to clear the wheel for 3 000
47:29pounds in the bank let's have a look at the question on new year's resolutions okay according to a poll
47:35reported in january 2025 by men's health which of these is the number one bugbear for gym users leaving
47:45weights scattered everywhere not wiping down equipment after use taking selfies in busy areas excessive
47:54grunting during exercise well my wife is very much against that last one excessive grunting during
48:01exercises often she says that to me actually in the intimacy of our bedroom um you don't agree you need
48:08to come raven we've got to take him out of the town we've got to take jowls out that's a one turn
48:16around on the strip yeah i'd be for me and natural 24 hours and i'd be for that's who we need to
48:27sweat down i swear that you're gonna go out with a bank it's gonna be so sick in that jino would you be
48:35up to this uh say sure in ibiza with with with my bro here is that is that an acceptable my bro yes
48:43oh geez yes yes okay all right it's a really good plan okay so those plans have been set do you know
48:50what gylo i would have said not wiping down the equipment after use just because it is it must be
48:57really nasty to approach a piece of equipment yeah and to have it covered in some what you're doing
49:02yeah yeah so you're locking in not wiping down equipment after that has been locked in that's the
49:10best you've been i don't know if it's right or wrong but that's the best you've been ever on this show
49:14because normally you would shift halfway through that you would have gone but then
49:18and then it's at least 40 minutes thank you because i was going to discuss the use of the word bugbear but
49:22let's not go into that okay okay let's see if you have got this question right and you've cleared the
49:36wheel is it not wiping down equipment after use good luck
49:48well done absolutely we went with the guts guys we went with the guts amazing oh my days so
50:07we have in the bank 34 000 pounds so now you are in pole position to win this money for your
50:20charity yeah you are going to be assisted in one final question the cash out question yep by one of our
50:30christmas celebrity experts to find out who that is i now have to reveal the leaderboard
50:38so one of you's come top one of you's come last josie how are you feeling now you've not been
50:44successful before in leaderboards have you no i'm normally at the bottom so even if i made it halfway
50:49up the leaderboard i'd be happy okay and if i was on top well let's find out who it is this christmas
50:55who came top of the leaderboard well done okay who came second also very honorable it is jilo
51:11congratulations very good this is good for you third place on the wheel tonight
51:17amazing work smack bang in the middle tonight we have it's nara congratulations well done great work
51:36now we are left with nitro nasty and viney so let's see who came fifth who've we got
51:47we have nitro in sixth place okay so who came sixth who came last in sixth place is
52:03we are the champions i definitely are you sure about that because i was pressing some of the right
52:09answers here no you were but unfortunately it was less than anybody else on this wheel well it's big money
52:14time over here mel now i can't lie tim's a bit shaken by this outcome so his brain is frazzled so you
52:24can choose who could help you yeah from only three people okay the expert who came in the middle zara
52:31the expert who came top and that's matthew and joe yeah or the expert who came last have i ever let you
52:40down is two so if you choose zara you're going to be playing for the entire bank and that bank is 34 000
52:50for your charity if you decide to what we deem play safe and go with not one brain but two who have come
52:58top tonight you'd be winning half that amount 17 000 pounds but if you want to gamble tonight and play
53:06it's tim vine we're doubling the bank you'd win 68 000 pounds vineage i'm going vineage yeah it's a
53:13no-brainer i'm going with vineage which is probably the wrong terminology
53:18it's tim vineage it's you and me baby christmas time mistletoe and vine very good so
53:40your question is going to come from three new categories it's either going to be on christmas
53:45decorations christmas pop stars or christmas movies let's spin the category wheel to find out
53:53which of these it's going to be what are we going for i would go for decorations or popcorn i don't know
54:03what would you go for vineage oh it's gonna be it's gonna be oh fun fun christmas movies
54:15it's for 68 000 pounds okay it's for your charity yeah i'm going to read the question
54:22the four possible answers yeah and then in this instance you only have 30 seconds to frantically
54:29discuss between you okay at the end of those 30 seconds you have to immediately lock it in
54:33michael i feel sick i've consumed 9 000 calories worth of goods yeah this christmas day okay
54:40vineage we've got this we've got this this is for the big money it's to win the show let's have a look
54:48at the question on christmas movies which of these christmas films stars dudley moore as an elf called
54:54patch santa claus the movie bad santa the santa claus or santa who start the clock 30 seconds to discuss
55:00it's not bad santa no um santa claus the movie i'm not gonna lie to you vineage i've not seen any of
55:09these four films okay i i think i think we should perhaps go with santa claus the movie then i think
55:15that might be the old one maybe yeah the santa claus feels more than yours the santa claus doesn't it
55:20santa who have you even heard of santa i haven't heard of santa claus the movie let's try that
55:25actually have you see have you seen it vineage no i haven't already seen bad santa
55:31what are you locking in need to lock it in now santa claus the movie has been locked in
55:40it's for 68 000 pounds for your charity you've never seen those movies yeah i've never seen any of
55:48those four movies i've seen one of them finally seen one of those movies so it is a guess i feel so
55:55sick vineage oh and bottom of the lead i know i know what happened there i know you've either won
56:0368 000 pounds for a charity or you are off the wheel you cannot return it's your only chance to win the
56:10show is it santa claus the movie have you on tonight's show
56:23that's what's going on
56:38come on buddy come on buddy break free break free
56:44Oh!
56:45Oh!
56:46Oh!
56:47Oh!
56:48Oh!
56:49Oh!
56:50Oh!
56:51Shall I talk you through how I want it?
56:54How did we even do that?
56:57Oh, that's amazing.
56:58Tell us more about the charity.
56:59It's...
57:00They're just...
57:01Oh, I'm getting...
57:02Oh, no.
57:03They're going to be so delighted with this.
57:05It's Insulate Ukraine and they're a small outfit.
57:08They're run by three young guys and they're absolutely brilliant.
57:11This will provide about...
57:13I think about 6,800 windows.
57:16That's amazing.
57:17Shutterproof windows from the front line.
57:19Very, very good.
57:20Well done, guys!
57:22Well done, Viney!
57:24So waiting below us is, of course, Richard and Paddy.
57:28We are going to give them £10,000 each for their charity.
57:31Oh, brilliant!
57:32The Alderley Hay Children's Hospital and the good company people.
57:36£10,000 each for them because it's Christmas!
57:39And £68,000 for Mel's charity.
57:44An incredible victory.
57:46Well done, all of you.
57:47Merry, Merry Christmas to everybody.
57:49Thank you very much.
57:50Goodnight, bravo!
57:52Last week!
57:53Happy
57:54Happy Christmas.
57:55Thanks for your started.
57:56Cheers!
58:0020 years
58:15You are finished...
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