00:00Somewhere in here, I have Kim Kardashian's pants.
00:03If I had to describe Andre in one word, it would be unique, crazy, funny, talented, insane.
00:09My plan was scrape her DNA and clone her.
00:12But Andre is a brilliant idiot.
00:14It's true.
00:15I'm a fucking idiot for not getting a colonoscopy when I turn 50.
00:20His motto used to be no cops, no doctors.
00:23I felt like I was getting into the best shape of my life.
00:25I lost 30 pounds and about once a week, I would bleed out of my ass.
00:30Turns out I had cancer.
00:31He said it was stage four.
00:33It's fascinating that I'm dying.
00:35One way to deal with it is to make this film.
00:40Andre and I find humor in shitty situations.
00:43This is sad, you gotta take this seriously.
00:45Fuck that.
00:46We're actually having fun and I know that sounds crazy.
00:49Come on kids, you want to take your picture with anal cancer?
00:54He comes up with crazy Andre ideas.
00:56Donating my body's television.
00:58A head transplant.
00:59Some of them come to be actual things.
01:01I found deathyells.com saying you should work on your last words.
01:05You want to go out something powerful.
01:08I'm coming to get you, God!
01:11No, no, horrible.
01:13You have a capacity to find the comedic in everything.
01:17As I lose weight with the chemo, I'll look better and better.
01:20I'm looking forward to that.
01:22Is being vulnerable weak?
01:24No vulnerable is being real.
01:26It's actually strong.
01:29I've had all this anticipatory grief and now it's really happening.
01:34I'm not afraid of dying.
01:37I'm afraid for the people that I'm leaving behind.
01:43It is beautiful, funny, and it's also very sad that you have cancer, Andre.
01:48So long suckers!
01:55Yeah, that was pretty good.
01:57I feel like I taste blood in my throat.
01:58Yeah, that was pretty good, folks.
01:59Thank you, folks.
02:00Thank you, folks.
02:00Thank you, folks.
02:01Thank you, folks.
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