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00:00:00It's a book called T-Cover.
00:00:01How about the blackmail?
00:00:02Somebody left the net.
00:00:04It's a book called T-Cover.
00:00:05But here, I have a book called T-Cover.
00:00:09It's called T-Cover.
00:00:10It's called T-Cover.
00:00:12It's called T-Cover.
00:00:15It's called T-Cover.
00:00:18Maria, welcome.
00:00:21Hello.
00:00:25Hi.
00:00:26Oh, my God!
00:00:28I'm not going to die!
00:00:30I'm not going to die!
00:00:32I'm not going to die!
00:00:34I'm not going to die!
00:00:36Why are we coming?
00:00:38It's coming from Mario Saba!
00:00:40You're not going to die!
00:00:42Why are you eating pineapples?
00:00:44Oh, fuck!
00:00:46What's this?
00:00:48I need to go!
00:00:50I'm going to go!
00:00:52I'm not going to go!
00:00:54I'm not going to die!
00:00:56I'm not going to die!
00:00:58I'm not going to die!
00:01:00Sorry!
00:01:06What are you doing here?
00:01:10Online games?
00:01:12Yes, online games.
00:01:14Okay, I'm going to go.
00:01:18You're still there?
00:01:20Yes!
00:01:22No, I'm going to die!
00:01:24I'm going to die!
00:01:26Okay!
00:01:28I'm going to die!
00:01:30Okay!
00:01:32Okay!
00:01:33Okay!
00:01:35I just got to die!
00:01:37Oh
00:02:07Late ka na naman, Joma
00:02:14Jopet po
00:02:15Isang late mo na lang, Joseph
00:02:19Tatanggalin na kita
00:02:20Hila
00:02:23Kung tatanggalin mo si Jopet
00:02:25Eh sino na lang magsasakripisyo dito sa surplus
00:02:29Sumaba mawala ng tao dito
00:02:32Pero ano, kumain ka ano ah?
00:02:39Hindi pa eh
00:02:40Pero kainain natin to
00:02:41Sige, salamat ah
00:02:43Ayan, may sobra na naman tayong sushi
00:02:51Salamat pari ah
00:02:52Oo, basta ikaw
00:02:54Itadakimasu
00:03:02Nagda-doubt ka pa eh
00:03:03Gawin hindi hindi
00:03:04Kasi naman
00:03:05Ako to, nagda-doubt ka pa eh
00:03:07Kaya sarap pasyado nito
00:03:08Eh matik enzahin, basic to sa akin eh
00:03:11Mmm
00:03:12Hayop
00:03:13Ledge
00:03:14Sarap pre
00:03:15Mas kaya kapitig ako
00:03:17Kaya-kaya ako pa
00:03:18Mmm
00:03:20Mmm
00:03:21Mmm
00:03:27Ah
00:03:32Ma'am
00:03:39Bawal po tao dito
00:03:40Kailangan nyo lumabas
00:03:41Konnichiwa Jopet-kun
00:03:44Hiro Konde Hoshishima
00:03:54Sarap ng tulog ah
00:03:57Hindi ka pa rin nagbabago Jopet
00:03:59Yummy
00:04:03Anong ginagawa mo dito?
00:04:05Siyempre, para balikan ka
00:04:08B-babalikan mo ako?
00:04:11Pagkatapos mo akong iiwan?
00:04:13Ano pinaglalaroan mo na lang ako, Yummy?
00:04:15Ita nga
00:04:16Babalikan ko yung inorder ko dati
00:04:19Yung mga Japanese bowls
00:04:21Bibilihin na ng boyfriend ko para sakin
00:04:25Hey
00:04:26Spino
00:04:27isation
00:04:28La
00:04:29Lare
00:04:33Yung mga
00:04:34Kaya
00:04:35ortSoft
00:04:36Adina
00:04:37perfectly
00:04:38Red
00:04:45Adina
00:04:47Anong halaya po
00:04:48Fighting
00:04:50swinging
00:04:51Yami
00:04:52Masyado niya pa sinasabuhay
00:04:54Yung pangalan niya
00:04:55It's not yummy. It's a yummy feeling.
00:04:59Really?
00:05:00She's here to show me that she's new.
00:05:03Shhh!
00:05:04Prey, don't you know what to do?
00:05:10You're going to have a day
00:05:12that you'll see someone who needs you.
00:05:16Wow, ah.
00:05:20Who are you, Prey?
00:05:21Me?
00:05:22Or we'll have a surplus?
00:05:25Oh, you're going to have a lot of money.
00:05:27You're going to talk to me.
00:05:29You're going to have a lot of money.
00:05:31You're going to have a lot of money.
00:05:40Oh, Jopeth.
00:05:42You're going to get married to your job?
00:05:45I'm going to get married.
00:05:51Come on, Anak.
00:05:55Marketing for us?
00:05:56You're going to take one more things.
00:05:57Bye.
00:05:58Oh.
00:05:5949 million.
00:06:00You know, my son, I know that it's hard for you to be able to leave you with your ex.
00:06:11You can see that you've seen yourself.
00:06:17You're a bad boy.
00:06:21You know, you've had a lot of relationships.
00:06:25What's going on there?
00:06:30I'm going to go.
00:06:31I'm going to go.
00:06:32I'm going to go.
00:07:00I'm going to go.
00:07:02Go.
00:07:03Go.
00:07:04Go.
00:07:05Go.
00:07:06Go.
00:07:07Go.
00:07:08Go.
00:07:11Go.
00:07:16Go.
00:07:17Go.
00:07:18Go.
00:07:30I don't know.
00:08:00I don't know.
00:08:30I don't know.
00:08:32I'm afraid.
00:08:36I'm afraid.
00:08:38I'm coming.
00:08:40I'm coming.
00:08:42I'm coming.
00:08:44I'm coming.
00:08:46I'm coming.
00:08:50I'm coming.
00:08:52I'm coming.
00:08:54I'm coming.
00:08:56I'm coming.
00:08:58I'm coming.
00:09:00I'm coming.
00:09:02No!
00:09:03No!
00:09:04No!
00:09:05Sit!
00:09:06Daddy!
00:09:07No!
00:09:08No!
00:09:09No!
00:09:10No sex!
00:09:12No!
00:09:13No!
00:09:14No!
00:09:15No!
00:09:16No!
00:09:17No!
00:09:18No!
00:09:19No!
00:09:20No!
00:09:21No!
00:09:22No!
00:09:23No!
00:09:24No!
00:09:25Okay.
00:09:26Mario Osama.
00:09:27You know English?
00:09:28Ah!
00:09:29Cosi?
00:09:30Yes!
00:09:31Okay!
00:09:32Alright!
00:09:33I work.
00:09:34I work.
00:09:38You know work?
00:09:40Chitago?
00:09:41Chitago.
00:09:42Yes!
00:09:43I.
00:09:44Chitago.
00:09:45Go.
00:09:46Work.
00:09:47Okay?
00:09:48You.
00:09:49Stay here.
00:09:51Smile.
00:09:52Sleep.
00:09:53Sleep.
00:09:54Wait for me.
00:09:56Okay?
00:09:57Stay.
00:09:58Smile.
00:09:59Sleepy.
00:10:00Yes.
00:10:01Yes!
00:10:02Okay.
00:10:03Very good.
00:10:04Uh.
00:10:05Here.
00:10:06You wear this.
00:10:07Okay?
00:10:10No, no, no, no, no.
00:10:14Stay.
00:10:15Smile.
00:10:16Sleep.
00:10:17Sleep.
00:10:42Ahh!
00:10:43Ang aga-aga!
00:10:44Pagod na pagod!
00:10:45Sorry, bro. I was in the morning.
00:10:47What did you do?
00:10:49Cheshire,
00:10:51do you read about people
00:10:55that they're not true
00:10:57but they're alive
00:10:59in the real life?
00:11:01Hmm.
00:11:03Ah, this one.
00:11:05I read about my literature class.
00:11:07Pygmalion and Galatea.
00:11:09What's this story?
00:11:11Ito.
00:11:13Ito kasi yan.
00:11:15Once upon a time,
00:11:17nung unang panahon,
00:11:19may isang pang-uukit.
00:11:21Pangalan niya,
00:11:23Pygmalion.
00:11:27Wala kasi siya kasama sa bahay.
00:11:29Kaya para hindi siya malungkot,
00:11:31para hindi siya mag-isa,
00:11:33ginugol niya yung oras niya
00:11:35sa pag-uukit
00:11:37ng isang babaeng rebunto.
00:11:41sa sobrang ginugol niya yung oras niya.
00:11:45Bigin sobrang ganda.
00:11:47Sobrang sexy.
00:11:51Sobrang nainlove siya.
00:11:53Ayun.
00:11:55Piniling niya sa Diyos na
00:11:57ang katawan-tao na lang yun.
00:11:59Parang machete.
00:12:01Pani, ha?
00:12:03Ang taas, di ba?
00:12:05Kasi machete lang naman kaya ko.
00:12:07Kasi machete.
00:12:09Pinahirapan mo ko doon.
00:12:11Oh, sorry.
00:12:12Ito talaga, pe.
00:12:18Kung sa'yo nangyari yun?
00:12:20Ano kaya gagawin mo?
00:12:22Good question, ha?
00:12:24Kung sa'kin nangyari yun?
00:12:27Well, hindi ko alam.
00:12:30Pero ano sa tingin ko?
00:12:32Hindi na lang ako mag-overthink, di ba?
00:12:34Kasi ganda yun, di ba?
00:12:36Ilang tao ba mayroon sa mundo?
00:12:38Tapos ilan lang ba ang pwedeng maka-experience nito, ha?
00:12:43Eh di siyempre.
00:12:45I-enjoyin mo na lang, di ba?
00:12:47Pero teka.
00:12:49Kanina pagod ka lang. Eh, weird mo ka eh.
00:12:53Ano ba niyong mga bat?
00:12:55Ganito yung mga tinapanong, no?
00:12:56Wala, wala.
00:12:57Eh...
00:12:59No.
00:13:00Pwede siyo nari pa kayo dito?
00:13:02Ano kumero dito?
00:13:27Policy,ыпak oku.
00:13:50Eh!
00:13:54Uncu?
00:13:55Maria Osama
00:13:59Pono?
00:14:01Eh?
00:14:03Eh?
00:14:05What is this?
00:14:11I don't know.
00:14:13I don't know.
00:14:15I don't know.
00:14:17I don't know.
00:14:19I don't know.
00:14:21Ah!
00:14:23I don't know.
00:14:25Hmm?
00:14:29Hmm?
00:14:31Hmm?
00:14:33Hmm?
00:14:35Ehehehe.
00:14:37Hehehehe!
00:14:39Anu-sa!
00:14:41Ah? Maria Osama.
00:14:43Na?
00:14:45Nani? Mi?
00:14:47Hi.
00:15:17Hi.
00:15:25Who are you?
00:15:34What?
00:15:39What?
00:15:42What?
00:15:47Oh, my God.
00:16:17I don't know what to do.
00:16:47I dare you, Jopet, boy.
00:17:06Jopet?
00:17:08Jopet?
00:17:11Jopet?
00:17:17Sana naman itong batang doon.
00:17:38Pre, mamadali ka ata.
00:17:40Oo, kailangan ko lang umuwi, boys.
00:17:42Ano, Jops? Session ulit tayo sa bahay niyo.
00:17:45May bago akong CD ni Maria Osama.
00:17:48160 minutes.
00:17:50Ayun na lang muna. Next time na lang.
00:17:52Sige, sige.
00:17:53Saadong busy para kay Maria Osama?
00:17:54Ikaw ba yan?
00:17:55Sabi.
00:17:56Uy, kailangan ka namin ng pangatlo.
00:17:58Ang awkward pag dalawa lang.
00:18:03Sige, basket na lang?
00:18:04Basket na lang tayo.
00:18:05Sige, par.
00:18:15Uuu…
00:18:33Dang.
00:18:34Oh, well, what's the name?
00:18:41Oh, well, what do you have to call it?
00:18:46What's up with your wife?
00:18:52What is it like?
00:18:55Ahh, well, what's up with Maria?
00:19:00It's an exchange student, and my bank file.
00:19:05Then, it's not going to stay here.
00:19:07So, I told you that it's going to be here.
00:19:10It's a great job.
00:19:12It's a great job.
00:19:14It's a great job that you call it.
00:19:17I'm patient.
00:19:19I didn't say anything.
00:19:21It's very fast.
00:19:23It's like that.
00:19:25You're welcome here, Maria.
00:19:27We have two of them here.
00:19:30And she's kind of...
00:19:33She's kind of...
00:19:35She's kind of liberated.
00:19:38Why?
00:19:40I don't know if she's hungry.
00:19:43But I'm not sure what I'm saying.
00:19:46You're kind of familiar with me.
00:19:49You're an artiste?
00:19:51No, it's an artiste.
00:19:53You're an exchange student.
00:19:56I think...
00:19:58I've been looking for her.
00:20:01She's like a little dog.
00:20:04Why are you looking for her?
00:20:06What's that, Maria?
00:20:08What's that?
00:20:09I don't want to see you.
00:20:11I know.
00:20:13But it's impossible.
00:20:18It's not me.
00:20:20I know.
00:20:21What's that, Maria?
00:20:22I'm not sure.
00:20:23It's kinda such an artiste.
00:20:24Who's I'm?
00:20:25She's like...
00:20:26You're a monster.
00:20:27You're a monster.
00:20:28Who's I'm looking for her?
00:20:33Am I looking for her?
00:20:38She's not a baby.
00:20:39She's not a boy in...
00:20:40I'm looking for her.
00:20:41She's like a boy.
00:20:42I'm looking for her.
00:20:43And I'm looking for her.
00:20:44How do I look for her?
00:20:45Who's I Uh-bye?
00:20:47Icari. I'm Icari.
00:20:55Ah, Icari?
00:20:57Why?
00:20:59Because I told you not to go outside, I said you wait here for me.
00:21:03And then you go outside.
00:21:05No, no, no.
00:21:17I'm sorry.
00:21:19I'm sorry.
00:21:29Okay.
00:21:31How about this?
00:21:33Tomorrow, day off.
00:21:35No work. Tomorrow.
00:21:37Okay?
00:21:39We can go out.
00:21:41You and me.
00:21:47Yes.
00:21:49Ayusoko.
00:21:51Huh?
00:21:53Huh?
00:21:55They too?
00:21:57Yes.
00:21:59got one.
00:22:09No.
00:22:11Damo, damo?
00:22:13Damo, damo.
00:22:15Danna, damo.
00:22:17Together.
00:22:19Good boy.
00:22:49Ah! Better. Better. Nice.
00:22:56Nice! Better. I like this the most, huh?
00:23:01Okay. Good. The best.
00:23:12We're just fighting it, Maria. It's okay.
00:23:16Watashi Wash.
00:23:18At least, hindi mo na gagamitin yung damit ko.
00:23:27Jopet clone.
00:23:30Onaji.
00:23:33Same, eh?
00:23:35No, no. Not same.
00:23:38Not mannequin. Better.
00:23:41Prettier. Huh?
00:23:44Real. Not plastic.
00:23:49Alive. Real.
00:23:52Arigatou gozaimasu, Jopet ko.
00:23:58Jopet clone.
00:24:09Jopet?
00:24:10Oh, yummy.
00:24:13Kakataon naman lang na tayo nagkikita.
00:24:15Kung hindi siya yung pasamang last time, ha?
00:24:19Okay.
00:24:20Okay mo.
00:24:21Kung bed ko magpalit, hindi keri ko.
00:24:25Hindi mo ba yung chulo sa akin yan?
00:24:28Ah, yummy.
00:24:30Si Maria.
00:24:32My girlfriend.
00:24:33My girlfriend.
00:24:34Huh?
00:24:35Girlfriend?
00:24:36Yes.
00:24:37Girlfriend.
00:24:38Girlfriend.
00:24:39Hi.
00:24:40Well.
00:24:41Good job.
00:24:42I never thought na makakahanap ka agad ang kapalistang kasing tanda ko.
00:24:48Ah, mga walang dali na yung yan.
00:24:50Pero wala naman natang comparison.
00:24:53Let's go, Maria.
00:24:54No!
00:24:55I want to fit that dress too.
00:24:58Please, help me.
00:25:03Babe, tulungan mo din ako magfit my damit today.
00:25:12Yes!
00:25:14Yes!
00:25:15Stop it!
00:25:16What are you doing?
00:25:17Shh!
00:25:20Hi!
00:25:22Hi!
00:25:23Ah!
00:25:24Ah!
00:25:25Ah!
00:25:26Ah!
00:25:27Ah!
00:25:28Oh!
00:25:29Stop it!
00:25:30Ah!
00:25:31Yeah!
00:25:32Ah!
00:25:33Yes!
00:25:34Yes!
00:25:35Oi!
00:25:36Yes!
00:25:37Oh!
00:25:38Ah!
00:25:39Ah!
00:25:40Ah!
00:25:41Oh!
00:25:42Ah!
00:25:44Ah!
00:25:45Ah!
00:25:45Ah!
00:25:46Ah!
00:25:47Oh!
00:25:48Oh!
00:25:50Joel!
00:25:51Nein!
00:25:52Hai!
00:26:06Miee!!!
00:26:08Eee!
00:26:09Hi!
00:26:11Good job, Maria. Good job.
00:26:15Tomo arigato, Maria.
00:26:18Tomo arigato, Jopitkun.
00:26:23Tama, tama.
00:26:25Tomo, tomo.
00:26:31Now, I sing on your mic.
00:26:34Huh?
00:26:35Huh?
00:26:40Uy, pre.
00:26:41Lu, nandito ako.
00:26:43Ba't parang ilang araw ko nang wala sa wisyo?
00:26:46Ang sinin mo naman ako.
00:26:48May problema ka ba?
00:26:49Sabi mo naman, oh.
00:26:50So, wala akong prulog, pre.
00:26:53Napagod na pagod na ako.
00:26:55Tuyong-tuyo na ako.
00:26:57Tuyong-tuyo?
00:26:58Why didi balik natin yung energy mo?
00:27:00Huh?
00:27:01Oh, gawa ko to.
00:27:03Sige, sige.
00:27:05Subuhin mo.
00:27:06Subuhin mo.
00:27:07Subuhin mo.
00:27:08Subuhin mo.
00:27:09Subuhin mo.
00:27:12Oh, kasarap, di ba?
00:27:13Malasa.
00:27:14Pwada, pwada.
00:27:15Eh, hindi yung busi natin.
00:27:17Oh, ikaw na.
00:27:18Ito na.
00:27:19Ito na.
00:27:20Hmm.
00:27:21Ang gusto ko.
00:27:22Eh, hindi. Ito nga.
00:27:25Oh, yun lang.
00:27:26Oh, diba?
00:27:28Oh, diba?
00:27:29Hmm.
00:27:30Oh, ayos.
00:27:31Oh, diba nung wala yung pagkatuyo mo?
00:27:35Ang energy ka na.
00:27:36Hmm.
00:27:37Ah, pulang-pulang pa.
00:27:38Oh, sige pa.
00:27:39Hmm.
00:27:40Oh, ikaw din, kawan-kaw din.
00:27:41Hmm.
00:27:42Hmm.
00:27:43Hmm.
00:27:44Hmm.
00:27:45Hmm.
00:27:46Hmm.
00:27:48Hmm.
00:27:49Hmm.
00:27:50Hmm.
00:27:51Hmm.
00:27:52Hmm.
00:27:53Hmm.
00:27:54Hmm.
00:27:55Hmm.
00:27:56Hmm.
00:27:57Hmm.
00:27:58Hmm.
00:27:59Hmm.
00:28:08Hmm.
00:28:09Huh.
00:28:10Hmm.
00:28:11Hmm.
00:28:12Hmm.
00:28:13Hmm.
00:28:14j Vas.
00:28:15Hmm.
00:28:16Hmm.
00:28:17Hmm.
00:28:18Hmm.
00:28:21Hmm.
00:28:22What's this?
00:28:24What's this?
00:28:26What's this?
00:28:28What's this?
00:28:30What's this?
00:28:32What's this?
00:28:34What's this?
00:28:36I know Coco, but me feed you.
00:28:40What?
00:28:42What are you doing?
00:28:44Ow!
00:28:46Ow! Stop!
00:28:48You? Like her?
00:28:50You? Like her?
00:28:52No! Don't!
00:28:54You? Like her?
00:28:56You? Mine now!
00:28:58Girlfriend don't! Me!
00:29:00Me! I do everything now!
00:29:02Ow! Stop!
00:29:04Get out of my bed!
00:29:06Get out!
00:29:12Maria, please!
00:29:14Please!
00:29:20You?
00:29:22You?
00:29:24You?
00:29:26Now...
00:29:28Che Che!
00:29:30Che Che!
00:29:32Che Che!
00:29:33Che Che!
00:29:34That's why you're angry!
00:29:36You're not obvious?
00:29:38You want me to!
00:29:40What?
00:29:42You want me to?
00:29:44What do you think? Why are you enjoying us? Why are you enjoying it? Why are you enjoying it?
00:29:54Why are you enjoying it? Why are you enjoying it now?
00:29:58Do you know how hard to do it and how hard to do it with this lens?
00:30:03Do you know how to do it every day?
00:30:09Did you really do it?
00:30:11Yes! I did it! Even if I don't want to eat it, I'm not going to eat it here, but I'm doing it because of you!
00:30:21I'm doing it because I want it! I'm doing it because you want it!
00:30:26And because you want it!
00:30:28But you don't want it!
00:30:31You're loving it!
00:30:34I'm loving it!
00:30:36I'm loving it!
00:30:38And you're loving it!
00:30:39And maybe you'll like it!
00:30:47It wasn't for Col Seat!
00:30:50Alright, he's wearing this suit!
00:30:52Why…
00:30:54hello…
00:30:56But it's all that you want!
00:30:59Erica…
00:31:01Jopet-kun, Sadu, I, Servu, I, please you, I make you happy.
00:31:24Do you love me, Maria?
00:31:33Love?
00:31:37What is love?
00:31:41Love?
00:31:54Oh.
00:31:56Nasaan si Maria?
00:31:58Nasa karto po, Tay.
00:32:03Alam mo, Tay, kahit dati pa, pantasya ko na talaga yun si Maria.
00:32:10Ganda, sexy, bait.
00:32:16Gusto niya laging okay ako.
00:32:21Pero parang may mali.
00:32:27Alam mo, anak, pantasya ko rin nun yung nanay mo.
00:32:32Maganda, mabait, malambing.
00:32:37Kaya lang, ang hindi ko alam, hindi pala akong pantasya niya.
00:32:42Kaya yun.
00:32:44Nung naging entertainer siya sa Japan, hindi na tayo binalikan.
00:32:50Hindi lahat ng pantasya, anak.
00:32:51Maganda pag nandiyan.
00:32:52Hindi lahat ng pantasya, anak.
00:32:53Maganda pag nandiyan.
00:32:55Hindi lahat ng pantasya, anak.
00:32:56Maganda pag nandiyan.
00:32:57Hindi lahat ng pantasya, anak.
00:32:58Maganda pag nandiyan.
00:33:00Hindi lahat ng pantasya, anak.
00:33:01Maganda pag nandiyan.
00:33:07elles, ay ang ginagay.
00:33:08I-ppang, ay ang siya.
00:33:09Ma-iita, Ben.
00:33:10Sanyang kama ng walang loob..
00:33:15Uy!
00:33:17Hindi na pa na ako iwasan.
00:33:19Wow, kami.
00:33:21Umiiwas.
00:33:22Eh, ikaw nga yung hindi makagilap namin.
00:33:24Sorry na.
00:33:25I'm busy lang ako sa work.
00:33:28Kung habol mo yung geisha, may kariwaw vol 2.
00:33:31Volume 2.
00:33:32It's gone.
00:33:33It's gone.
00:33:34We're going to reply.
00:33:35You're lost, bro.
00:33:37That's why I'm going to tell you.
00:33:40What happened to me today?
00:33:43I can't explain.
00:33:45I don't know if...
00:33:47I don't know if it's magic,
00:33:49or super power,
00:33:50or...
00:33:52What did you see?
00:33:54Sure.
00:33:57I don't know.
00:33:59I don't know.
00:34:01Sino?
00:34:03I don't know.
00:34:05I don't know.
00:34:07I don't know.
00:34:08Sino?
00:34:09Yeah!
00:34:10Sige na,
00:34:11talaga.
00:34:12Basta,
00:34:13papakita ko na kasi inyo.
00:34:14Tara!
00:34:19Uy,
00:34:20yung mga laway nyo!
00:34:21Maria,
00:34:22oh my God!
00:34:23Maria!
00:34:24Maria!
00:34:25Maria!
00:34:26Maria!
00:34:27Maria!
00:34:28Maria!
00:34:29No!
00:34:30No!
00:34:34Ah,
00:34:35Konnichiwa,
00:34:36Waki-san!
00:34:37Huh?
00:34:38Huh?
00:34:40Pinguri?
00:34:41Mufo?
00:34:42Eihun?
00:34:43Eihun?
00:34:44Eihun?
00:34:45Eihun?
00:34:46Eihun?
00:34:47Eihun?
00:34:48Tama?
00:34:49Maria, ozama de...
00:34:50Tama-sia.
00:34:51Tama-sia.
00:34:52Tama-sia.
00:34:54Wait niya.
00:34:55Tama-sia.
00:34:57wakit niya?
00:34:58Ah!
00:34:59Ahum?!
00:35:00Waatulah!
00:35:01Hamotula?
00:35:02Ha-ha?
00:35:03Hatulah!
00:35:04So?"
00:35:05wanting do it!
00:35:06Maria, ozama de..
00:35:07Why theztou?
00:35:08Harit.
00:35:09Tama-coörer.
00:35:15So, bale,
00:35:16Ipinok sabihin?
00:35:17Ng ambos.
00:35:18Parang magic lang?
00:35:20Pag kinis keses mo mon Ew nalabas cam genii?
00:35:22I don't know, brother, I just knew that I had to go to my laptop.
00:35:28Oh my God, it's like being sad that I'm not afraid and I'm not afraid.
00:35:32What?
00:35:33Oh, it's like that.
00:35:34What's happening to me?
00:35:36Galpate! Galpate!
00:35:38Yay!
00:35:40Tell me, Subumoto.
00:35:42Subumoto?
00:35:43Tell me, Bukake.
00:35:46Bukake.
00:35:47Tell me, Lucky Titi mo.
00:35:49Lucky Titi mo!
00:35:51Uy, huwag niya nga pagdripan.
00:35:54Wait outside.
00:35:56Waiter outside.
00:36:02Pagod na ako sa kanya!
00:36:04Pagod na ako sa kanya.
00:36:07Sinasabi mo lang yun kasi na-experience mo na.
00:36:10Nagdamot mo.
00:36:12Ilang beses ka pa na nagpasakop sa hapon?
00:36:14Parang hindi ka tunay na Pilipino.
00:36:16Huh? Taksid.
00:36:18Bakit mo nasasabi yan?
00:36:20Ba't gusto mo siyang malis?
00:36:23Eh kaya kung ano'y siya pinakilala sa inyo kasi gusto ko na siyang mawala?
00:36:27Oh my God!
00:36:29Oh my God!
00:36:30Amin na lang!
00:36:31Amin na lang!
00:36:32Amin na lang!
00:36:33Amin na lang!
00:36:34Amin na lang!
00:36:35Amin na lang!
00:36:36Ang kalam!
00:36:38Ikalango!
00:36:39Ikalamot!
00:36:42Ikalangan!
00:36:43Ang malaٹ!
00:36:44Amin na lang!
00:36:45Ang bilaimba!
00:36:46Ang main!
00:36:47Ang main paOSSirool!
00:36:49Ang malay as bajay ng iba!
00:36:52kalam!
00:36:53Ay Tong!
00:36:54Ayyan na!
00:36:55Ayyan ka!
00:36:56Ahyan na!
00:36:57Ayyan na!
00:36:58Okay na!
00:36:59There we go!
00:37:01On the wheel!
00:37:02'.
00:37:06We can also give up.
00:37:09What?
00:37:10Which face?
00:37:14I got a mess, huh?
00:37:15Exactly?!
00:37:17Oh man!
00:37:20That place?
00:37:22See, he's Angelifah.
00:37:25Maybe she was set up, right?
00:37:29That could have gone into 2 hours
00:37:33Oh oh oh
00:37:50The power of the church council
00:37:53Akinah yung Bauer. Kailangan nilang kal
00:37:57haha
00:37:59I can't do this anymore!
00:38:01Demonyo! Demonyo!
00:38:02Let's do this!
00:38:03Demonyo!
00:38:04I can't do this!
00:38:06I can't do this!
00:38:07I can't do this anymore!
00:38:08I can't do this anymore!
00:38:09Demonyo itong babae to!
00:38:12Brother!
00:38:13Yung trust ko!
00:38:15I get it siya na kay Tidya.
00:38:17Continue, Tidya!
00:38:18May ababold ako dito na bahay ko!
00:38:22Okay itong hypnotherapist na nakuha namin.
00:38:24Five star reviews ba ay!
00:38:26Saan niya ba nakuha to?
00:38:28Bakit hindi sila nung albularyo but that's not what's important.
00:38:31I'll see you, sige!
00:38:34Pagpitig ko ng aking mga daliri,
00:38:36makakalimutan ko ang lahat.
00:38:42Tumingin ka dito.
00:38:58Sinong gustong tumayo?
00:39:08Ayosin mo na.
00:39:09Mayan ako tatay.
00:39:10Mayan ako tatay.
00:39:15Package deal!
00:39:16Ha?
00:39:19Sigurado pa kayo lagaan ito?
00:39:21Digit yan pre.
00:39:22Sinurge ko pa yan sa black market.
00:39:24Narandasan din daw niya.
00:39:25Yung naranasan mo.
00:39:26Ay hindi na siya kasama dun sa package.
00:39:28Buti na lang ha!
00:39:30Package deal.
00:39:31Package deal.
00:39:32My bad.
00:39:33My bad.
00:39:41Hindi na ako nag-iisa.
00:39:43Tinatawanan pa nila ako tatay.
00:39:47Pero ikaw?
00:39:49Ikaw ang pruwa ba ng totoong pinomino na ito?
00:39:52Ano ba nangyari sa'yo, Paps?
00:39:56Ang pangalan niya'y Hinata.
00:40:00Sa sobrang lakas kasi ng binhi natin,
00:40:03nabubuhay sila.
00:40:05Sarugulo nato.
00:40:06Shhh!
00:40:08Kwento lang.
00:40:09Tapos, tapos.
00:40:11Okay naman kami nung una.
00:40:14Kaso nang tumagal,
00:40:16Puro sex na lang yung gusto niya.
00:40:19Sex sa kama.
00:40:20Sex sa siya.
00:40:21Sex sa...
00:40:22Sex sa garaje.
00:40:23Sex sa kotse.
00:40:24Sex sa kung saan-saan.
00:40:25Yung utin ko nga nga ito, Paps!
00:40:26Pag-itig!
00:40:28Okay lang!
00:40:29Okay lang!
00:40:30Naniniwala ako!
00:40:31Okay! Sige!
00:40:32Nagukwento ka lang kung mga tao dito.
00:40:36Ayaw mo yun?
00:40:37Magandang babae?
00:40:38Ginusto ka?
00:40:39Siyempre gusto.
00:40:41Pero komplikado.
00:40:43Buti nga sa'yo,
00:40:44tao eh.
00:40:46Ito yung akin.
00:40:48Ah!
00:40:49Mariana!
00:40:50Mariana!
00:40:51Mariana!
00:40:52Mariana!
00:40:53Mariana!
00:40:54Mariana!
00:40:55Mariana!
00:40:56Mariana!
00:40:57Mariana!
00:40:58So yun nga,
00:40:59dahil ganyan yung sitwasyon,
00:41:00naghanap ako ng paraan.
00:41:02Paraan para...
00:41:05mawala si Hinata.
00:41:10Oh!
00:41:11Natuplasan ko, Paps.
00:41:12Natuplasan ko.
00:41:13At ang tanging solusyon para mawala siya.
00:41:15At ang tanging solusyon para mawala siya.
00:41:19Delete history.
00:41:24Sobrang anti-climatic.
00:41:29Maria!
00:41:30Maria!
00:41:31Patingin ba yung boyo?
00:41:32Patingin ulit mo sa inyo?
00:41:33Patingin ulit mo sa inyo?
00:41:34Patingin ulit mo sa inyo?
00:41:43Kailan ba babalik si...
00:41:44Johnnard?
00:41:45Apo!
00:41:46La!
00:41:47Drop it po!
00:41:50Eh, di ko nga po alam kung kailan eh.
00:41:54Itong laptop, naiwan niya po oh.
00:41:56Hmm?
00:42:13Konbanwa!
00:42:14Ay!
00:42:15Ay!
00:42:16Jopet!
00:42:17Wait lang!
00:42:18Jopet!
00:42:19Teka lang!
00:42:20Lang!
00:42:21Ba't kami nagmamadali?
00:42:22Kailangan ko kanapin si Maria.
00:42:23Bakit pa?
00:42:24Bakit pa?
00:42:25Teka lang.
00:42:26May feelings ka, no?
00:42:27Hindi!
00:42:28Kailangan ko muna siya.
00:42:29At least ka usapin.
00:42:30Diba?
00:42:31Bago natin gawin yan.
00:42:32Bakit pa?
00:42:33Teka lang.
00:42:34May feelings ka, no?
00:42:35Hindi.
00:42:36Hindi.
00:42:37Hindi.
00:42:38I-delete history mo na yan.
00:42:39Kung masan man siya,
00:42:40makawala na lang rin naman eh.
00:42:41Kailangan ko muna siya.
00:42:42At least kausapin.
00:42:43Diba?
00:42:44Bago natin gawin yan.
00:42:45Bakit pa?
00:42:46Teka lang.
00:42:47May feelings ka, no?
00:42:48Hindi.
00:42:49Hindi.
00:42:50Hindi.
00:42:51Hindi siya totoong tao.
00:42:52Dude!
00:42:53Hindi lang siya basta-basta virus, okay?
00:42:55Hindi lang basta virus si Maria.
00:42:58Alright. Sige.
00:42:59Kawakausapin muna natin.
00:43:00Nasaan ba'y laptop mo?
00:43:02Nasaan Japan, Sir Plus?
00:43:04Work laptop ko kasi yun eh.
00:43:06Naiwan ko sa work.
00:43:08Oh.
00:43:09Nagpuporno ka sa work laptop mo?
00:43:11Ha?
00:43:12Nagpuporno tayo sa work laptop mo?
00:43:13Ha?
00:43:14Nagpuporno tayo sa work laptop mo.
00:43:15Ay nalala kami.
00:43:16Nakaikinood lang kami sa'yo yun.
00:43:17Nakarap ako yun eh.
00:43:18Ayun yung malalaman.
00:43:19Pinagpuporno ka sa work laptop mo.
00:43:20Ha?
00:43:21Nagpuporno tayo sa work laptop mo.
00:43:22Ay nalala kami.
00:43:23Nakaikinood lang kami sa'yo yun.
00:43:24Nakarap ako yun eh.
00:43:25Ayun yung malalaman.
00:43:26Pinagpuporno tayo sa work laptop mo.
00:43:27Ha?
00:43:28Hanapin nga si Maria.
00:43:29Lola.
00:43:35Lola.
00:43:36Cheche.
00:43:37Pasensyo na sa abala ha.
00:43:38Parang mo ako laptop.
00:43:39May laptop?
00:43:40Wala nanditing laptop.
00:43:43Ha?
00:43:44Binigay na ni Lola kay Maria.
00:43:50Lola.
00:43:51Ba't mo binigay kay Maria yung laptop?
00:43:53Kahit pautal-utal.
00:43:55Ganito niya sa amin.
00:43:57Lahat.
00:43:58Lahat.
00:43:59Siya kung paano mo gamitin yung work laptop?
00:44:02Ha?
00:44:03Para sa porn mo.
00:44:04Ha?
00:44:05Ang klase.
00:44:06Sorry na, Pre.
00:44:08Pero pwede ba?
00:44:09Balik muna tayo sa topic.
00:44:11Bakit yung binigay kay Maria yung laptop?
00:44:14Lola.
00:44:15Dahil buhay niya yun.
00:44:17At sa tingin ko, siya dapat ang mag-desisyon kung ano ang gusto niyang gawin sa buhay niya.
00:44:29Ang tagal-tagal mo na dito, Jopet.
00:44:31Bakit hindi mo malang naitanong kung paano ko na ipaitayo itong surplus na ito?
00:44:38Ako'y tinatawag nilang comfort woman.
00:44:44Hindi ko binusto.
00:44:46Pero nangyari na.
00:44:48Magagalit ba ako dahil sa nangyari sa akin?
00:44:51Para saan?
00:44:53Anong mababago nun?
00:44:55Kaya nagdesisyon akong gamitin ito.
00:44:58Yung koneksyon.
00:45:00Yung kaalaman ko sa buhay hapon.
00:45:03Para itayo ulit ang sarili ko.
00:45:06Hindi ako magtatago lang.
00:45:09Hindi mo ako pwedeng i-delete history.
00:45:12Tulad ng gusto ninyong gawin sa kanya.
00:45:16Hindi nila ako mabubura sa kasaysayan.
00:45:20Sa tingin ko, ayaw din niya.
00:45:32Ay, Puchang.
00:45:33Mariyong sama?
00:45:35Ma-hm six, bye.
00:45:37No, ma-hm six, miss!
00:45:40Di ba ikaw to?
00:45:41Di kaynong nga bare?
00:45:42Si Mario sama?
00:45:44Ang ma- Faima sula ka na ba ba.
00:45:46Ma-myum sap tamirin.
00:45:47sorts a the bar nothing.
00:45:48Oh, my God.
00:46:18Oh, my God.
00:46:48Oh, my God.
00:47:18Oh, my God.
00:47:48Oh, my God.
00:47:50Your life, yours.
00:47:53My God.
00:48:00Oh, my God.
00:48:01Oh, my God.
00:48:07Oh, my God.
00:48:09Oh, my God.
00:48:10Oh, my God.
00:48:11Oh, my God.
00:48:12Oh, my God.
00:48:13Oh, my God.
00:48:17Oh, my God.
00:48:19Oh, my God.
00:48:21Oh, my God.
00:48:23Oh, my God.
00:48:27Oh, my God.
00:48:28Thank you, Maria-san.
00:48:42Thank you, Maria-san.
00:48:58Thank you, Maria-san.
00:49:19Sir?
00:49:20Ito kasi ka lang dumating.
00:49:23Ang haba ng posisyon eh. May lamay.
00:49:29Talaga?
00:49:31Drop it? Ano ba?
00:49:32Sorry, sorry, okay. Isa pa, isa pa.
00:49:34Isa pa, isa pa, isa pa, isa pa, isa pa, isa pa.
00:49:36Wait, wait.
00:49:37Okay.
00:49:38Thank you, guys.
00:49:43Sir?
00:49:44Bakit ngayon ka nang dumating?
00:49:47Asensyon na, Mama.
00:49:49Ano bang pwede ko gawin parang makabao eh?
00:49:51Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:49:56Ito yung may offer mo.
00:50:00Gusto mo, free breadsticks?
00:50:03Kaso nakakabawang nang hindi niyo.
00:50:05Suta!
00:50:06Wala ka ba talaga ng talent-talent?
00:50:08Okay lang.
00:50:09Eh, kasi naman bakit pa natin inaarte ito?
00:50:11Ito tong buhay naman ito.
00:50:12Ha?
00:50:13Tsaka, sa ibang bagay ang talent ko.
00:50:16Talaga.
00:50:17Sige nga, taruan mo yung talent niyo.
00:50:21Huah!
00:50:23Tum!
00:50:24Philtro hum!
00:50:25Tum!
00:50:26Tum!
00:50:28Tum!
00:50:29Tum!
00:50:30Tum!
00:50:32Tum!
00:50:34Atum!
00:50:36Tum!
00:50:37Tum!
00:50:38Tum!
00:50:39Tum!
00:50:40Tum!
00:50:42I am very pleased to meet my Filipino fans.
00:51:09I am very pleased to meet you.
00:51:30Oh nice photo.
00:51:39Hi Maria, you can stay here while I go get the car, okay?
00:51:58Hi.
00:51:59Hi.
00:52:00Hi.
00:52:01Hi.
00:52:23Me?
00:52:33You? Me?
00:52:36Maria Asama.
00:52:40Iしてます.
00:52:53shave it!
00:52:55Move it!
00:52:56Move it!
00:52:59Move it!
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