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00:00:00My first time, just gone like that.
00:00:18Oh my god, it was him I was with?
00:00:23I just want to thank everyone for their incredible contribution.
00:00:30As we roll out our new product, the Indusible Man condoms.
00:00:35This innovative condom is ultra thin with seamlessly placed ridges.
00:00:39It's ultimately seamless for him and complete pleasure for her.
00:00:45I believe there's a lot of market value in this product and I could not be more proud of what we've created together.
00:00:54Vivian, what the hell are you doing using my conference room?
00:00:57I'm sorry, Mr. Bates, but I believe I have this room reserved for the 2 p.m. slot.
00:01:03I trust you can see your way out.
00:01:06As I was saying.
00:01:08I'm shutting this project down.
00:01:11What?
00:01:11Excuse me, but you haven't even tested the design yet.
00:01:17It's flawless.
00:01:19Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:01:21You're ultra rich condoms.
00:01:24The market's saturated with them.
00:01:26I bet you haven't even tested them out yourself.
00:01:29Have you?
00:01:30That is none of your business.
00:01:35I have conducted plenty of market research and the feedback is glowing.
00:01:40You just can't stand that I might have actually come up with something better than you.
00:01:45I'm cutting the funding.
00:01:47That's vinyl.
00:01:48You prick.
00:01:49This isn't even about the product.
00:01:51This is just because you wouldn't know how to pleasure a woman if she talked to you.
00:01:54For Christ's sake, you really understand something like that?
00:01:57That's not this.
00:01:57Okay, okay, okay.
00:01:59Mr. Bates, please.
00:02:01It really is a nice product.
00:02:02Not that I tested it myself, but I've heard it's pretty good.
00:02:04Shut up, Nick.
00:02:06Everyone, out.
00:02:09I need to talk to Miss Sawyer privately.
00:02:10You're insane!
00:02:28You don't think she's going to kill you, is she?
00:02:31You prick.
00:02:43You have been jealous of me ever since we were kids and I beat your ass in the science fair.
00:02:48You can't stand the idea that I might actually outshine you.
00:02:52Vivian, starting a product line isn't child's play.
00:02:55You don't even know what you're doing.
00:02:57You know what?
00:02:59I don't have time for this.
00:03:00Girl, you don't think they're going to fuck in the conference room, do you?
00:03:07Best you're 50 bucks, don't you?
00:03:11Oh, and you're such an expert.
00:03:14You've been riding on your daddy's coattails.
00:03:17You don't know innovation.
00:03:19You don't get viral marketing.
00:03:21You don't understand what a customer really wants.
00:03:27And you do?
00:03:28Look, a lot more goes into product distribution than a good idea.
00:03:32You're in way over your head.
00:03:36Why are you so close to me?
00:03:38You're the one that tripped me.
00:03:41Help me up!
00:03:46Vivian!
00:03:48Get off me!
00:03:50Right.
00:03:50I set you up with one of my friend's sons, and he is New York City's most eligible bachelor.
00:04:09Mom, you picked the worst possible time.
00:04:12I'm in the middle of a product launch.
00:04:13I don't have time for your blind dates.
00:04:16Vivi, you're going to want to meet this one.
00:04:19He's loaded.
00:04:20I mean, I don't know.
00:04:21You turn on the charm, and maybe he'll invest in your products.
00:04:26I hate it when you make a good point.
00:04:29Angie's restaurant, 5 p.m.
00:04:32They're standing on the floor.
00:04:33Very hip.
00:04:34Don't be late.
00:04:35I made reservations.
00:04:37Wait.
00:04:37Tonight?
00:04:38I don't have-
00:04:39Bye!
00:04:42Alex, I hate to push this again.
00:04:45Well, then don't.
00:04:47Listen.
00:04:48I've arranged a meeting with a lovely young girl.
00:04:51I know her family.
00:04:52They're good people.
00:04:52You two?
00:04:53You two should talk.
00:04:55I have a work meeting tonight.
00:04:56Can't make it.
00:04:57Well, then push it.
00:04:59Need I remind you that I can pull the plug on your inheritance anytime I want?
00:05:03Dad!
00:05:04What?
00:05:05Don't be late.
00:05:08Dad, I guess I have to sabotage this myself.
00:05:15Nick?
00:05:17I need a new shirt.
00:05:21What the fuck am I supposed to say?
00:05:28Hi, my mom set me up on this date.
00:05:31I don't really want a boyfriend, but hey, do you happen to have two million dollars to
00:05:36invest in my condom brand?
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Hi, my name's Vivian.
00:06:00If you're interested in investing, I have an exceptional line of adult products.
00:06:05You got to be kidding me.
00:06:10You're the lovely girl.
00:06:11Of course you'd ask my dad to set this up to get back in my good graces.
00:06:16I always knew you wanted me.
00:06:18Don't delude yourself, prick.
00:06:21For your information, I had no idea who I was meeting today.
00:06:24My mom put me up to this.
00:06:27Right.
00:06:27You expect me to believe that you didn't beg my dad to set this shindig up?
00:06:32Oh, please.
00:06:33You know as well as I do, our parents have been trying to set us up since high school.
00:06:38You probably tricked us into this.
00:06:40Sure.
00:06:41As charmed as I am by your groveling, some of us don't have time to burn.
00:06:47I got somewhere to be.
00:06:51No, no, no, no.
00:06:52Vivian, what is she doing?
00:06:54Son, what are you doing?
00:06:55Get in there.
00:06:56Good.
00:06:57I can't stand breathing the same air as you anyway.
00:07:00Richard, what do we do?
00:07:09Do you think they're on to us?
00:07:11I don't know.
00:07:12But my stupid son is standing your daughter up.
00:07:16Not on my watch.
00:07:19Give me that.
00:07:24Oh!
00:07:29Oh!
00:07:30Shit!
00:07:30I'm sorry.
00:07:31I have a meeting to get to.
00:07:33I'm really, really sorry.
00:07:34Is there anything I can do?
00:07:36Not unless you have a spare suit.
00:07:38Well, let's just get you back to that table here.
00:07:40And I will take this back to my apartment.
00:07:42And I'll throw it in the wash.
00:07:43Just take an hour.
00:07:44And I'll just be back in an hour.
00:07:47Now, there you go.
00:07:55Oh, great.
00:07:57You're back.
00:07:58Look, I...
00:08:00What happened to your suit?
00:08:01What happened to your suit?
00:08:01It's kind of a whole story.
00:08:04Well, I have to run.
00:08:06Wait.
00:08:07Where are you going?
00:08:08I'm meeting someone for drinks.
00:08:11You have a date lined up after our date?
00:08:13Not that it's any of your business, but not every meeting has to be a date.
00:08:18Besides, where were you running off to so quick?
00:08:21Well, I did have a business meeting, but some crazy lady with some crazy hat plowed into me with her coffee.
00:08:27And I'm not going to show up looking like a dirty rag after a morning rush.
00:08:33Well, good luck on your suit.
00:08:34Well, good luck on your suit.
00:08:35I don't care.
00:08:38Hang on, hang on.
00:08:39You can't just leave me here waiting for an hour.
00:08:42Dining alone is humiliating.
00:08:44You know what's humiliating?
00:08:46Having your funding pulled by your boss's son in the middle of your product launch.
00:08:51I spent three years developing that product, and now I'm back to square one trying to find an investor.
00:08:57Okay, look.
00:08:59If I sit here and I listen to your pitch, I mean, consider it.
00:09:03Will you stay with me until my suit is ready?
00:09:06Promise not to laugh?
00:09:07I promise to try not to laugh.
00:09:10Hmm.
00:09:13I promise to try not to laugh.
00:09:17Hmm.
00:09:21I want to protect her love.
00:09:32When the moment matters, heroes choose wisely.
00:09:36Strength and sensitivity.
00:09:43Invisible man, ultra-ripped condom.
00:09:46Seamless and invisible for him.
00:09:48Absolute pleasure for her.
00:09:50Invisible man, love, boldly.
00:09:58That was actually...
00:10:00I told you.
00:10:02I knew you majored in marketing, but I didn't think you were any...
00:10:05That was any good?
00:10:07Do you let anyone finish their sentences?
00:10:09So what do you think?
00:10:11You want to invest or what?
00:10:13Look, Vivian, I've got to be honest with you.
00:10:17Condoms like this is a dime in a dozen.
00:10:21And I meant it when I said that the market is saturated with them.
00:10:24But product is only as good as its marketing.
00:10:27And the marketing...
00:10:29It's good.
00:10:32You got a gift.
00:10:33Are you serious?
00:10:34Are you serious?
00:10:36What?
00:10:37No conviction in your abilities?
00:10:39Plenty of conviction in my abilities.
00:10:41None in you.
00:10:42Ouch.
00:10:43But you'll back it.
00:10:46I'll consider putting it back on the roster.
00:10:49Have a pitch deck on my desk by Monday and I'll see what I could do.
00:10:52You won't regret this.
00:10:54I hope not.
00:10:57Vivian?
00:10:59Alan?
00:11:00Who the hell is that?
00:11:05Alan?
00:11:07Who the hell is that?
00:11:08My ex.
00:11:15Alan, what are you doing here?
00:11:17Well, Alan Birch.
00:11:20Nice to meet you.
00:11:21Pleasure.
00:11:23Anyway, I was going to our special spot and I walked past and saw you sitting here so I thought maybe...
00:11:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:11:30Our spot?
00:11:31Your spot?
00:11:32You two have a spot.
00:11:34Is that all right with you?
00:11:37Wait.
00:11:38This is the guy you're meeting up after meeting me?
00:11:42Alex, my mom sent me up on this date.
00:11:44I'm just grabbing drinks with Alan after.
00:11:48Look, man.
00:11:49Am I interrupting something?
00:11:51No, you're not interrupting anything.
00:11:54Oh.
00:11:55Alex, our parents set us up on a blind date.
00:11:58I'm not exactly screwing you over.
00:12:01Well, if he's not interrupting anything, I guess there's nothing further to talk about.
00:12:07You can kiss the funding.
00:12:08Goodbye.
00:12:09Excuse me?
00:12:10Oh, you're excused.
00:12:11Wouldn't want to take away from your very important date.
00:12:16Goodbye, Miss Sawyer.
00:12:18Pissing.
00:12:19Oh, are you jealous?
00:12:20You know, I don't blame you, Mr. I'm 27, and I've never had a girlfriend.
00:12:26I, too, have had a girlfriend.
00:12:27What the fuck is going on?
00:12:31Oh, Jesus.
00:12:33I hope Alex doesn't screw this up for us.
00:12:35Vivian can just swallow her pride for once.
00:12:38I mean, are we crazy?
00:12:42I mean, they haven't exactly gotten along since high school.
00:12:45They were inseparable as kids.
00:12:47Yeah.
00:12:48I hope it just doesn't blow up in our faces, though.
00:12:51You know, that was really impressive, what you did with the coffee.
00:12:57That accent.
00:12:59Oh, you mean this old thing?
00:13:01Thank you, Richard.
00:13:02That's so kind of you.
00:13:04Yeah.
00:13:06How long do we have before we have to get back?
00:13:09About an hour, give or take.
00:13:17Are you serious?
00:13:18You and me?
00:13:21Am I interrupting something, or...?
00:13:30Sit!
00:13:31Sit!
00:13:34Alex here is loaded, and he's gonna pay for a meal.
00:13:37I'm not gonna pay...
00:13:38You're not loaded!
00:13:39No, I'm not gonna pay for this...
00:13:41Waiter!
00:13:46Jesus Christ.
00:13:48So, if you get married and have kids,
00:13:50Am I going to pay for their college tuition, too?
00:13:55Why haven't we been doing that for years?
00:14:02I don't know.
00:14:11I don't know.
00:14:14Is it time? Should we be getting back?
00:14:16I think you could still use another spin cycle, don't you?
00:14:21I could give you another spin cycle.
00:14:23Oh, my God.
00:14:30Look, Vivian, I was expecting tonight to be just two of us.
00:14:36Of course.
00:14:37Alex, why don't you go pay for our meal now?
00:14:41We'll take it from here.
00:14:42That is, of course, unless Daddy forgot to give you your allowance for the week.
00:14:49I have my own money.
00:14:51Look, man, if it is...
00:14:53No!
00:14:54Nonsense.
00:14:55Alex has got it.
00:14:57Right, Alex?
00:15:02There.
00:15:03Happy?
00:15:04Very.
00:15:05You can leave now.
00:15:07Oh, no.
00:15:08I paid for a four-course meal.
00:15:11I'm staying for dessert.
00:15:12Don't you have a very important business meeting to attend to?
00:15:16I still don't have my fucking suit.
00:15:18Then buy a new one.
00:15:21Look, Viv, how about we just leave?
00:15:25Fine.
00:15:27I'll do that.
00:15:31Enjoy dessert.
00:15:32Alex, I'm so sorry again.
00:15:49Here's your clean suit.
00:15:52Alex, huh?
00:15:53I don't recall telling you my name.
00:15:56Shit.
00:15:57It's okay, Miss Sawyer.
00:15:58I know it's you.
00:15:59Good accent, by the way.
00:16:00Oh, fuck.
00:16:03Dad, you can come out, too.
00:16:10What are you two doing here?
00:16:12People watching.
00:16:12Running errands.
00:16:14Running errands.
00:16:14People watching.
00:16:17Selling.
00:16:17Pying porn.
00:16:19Enough.
00:16:20Look, I know you're trying to get me and Vivian together.
00:16:23That's never going to happen.
00:16:25We can't stand each other.
00:16:27Besides, she already has her.
00:16:29Alan.
00:16:29You guys have known each other since you were kids.
00:16:32You're both single.
00:16:34What is the holdup?
00:16:35You're both single.
00:16:36Why don't you date each other?
00:16:40Alex, I think Vivian just left with her old boyfriend, Alan.
00:16:44Great.
00:16:45Seems like an amazing guy.
00:16:47What's that got to do with me?
00:16:48Look, I know he might seem like he's good for her, but he is not good for her.
00:16:53He is a playboy.
00:16:54Please, I am begging you.
00:16:55I think you would treat her so well.
00:16:57With all due respect, Miss Sawyer, that's not my responsibility.
00:17:01Feel free to take over the table.
00:17:03I've lost my appetite.
00:17:06Hmm.
00:17:09Oh, Richard.
00:17:11What?
00:17:12You've given me quite an appetite.
00:17:13How have you been?
00:17:17Nothing good.
00:17:19Is she really that happy with him?
00:17:28Why is it so hot?
00:17:30Oh, Richard on the air con.
00:17:32I've already had my meal.
00:17:33Why is this bothering me?
00:17:39How have you been?
00:17:41Nothing good.
00:17:42And you?
00:17:43I'm good.
00:17:44I just finally finished my clinical hours.
00:17:46And I'm officially Dr. Ellen Butch, licensed MD.
00:17:50Oh, funny.
00:17:52The guy who made me turn to therapy ends up being a therapist.
00:17:57I deserve that one.
00:17:58Just giving you a hard time.
00:18:01No one's a saint in college.
00:18:03Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:18:05I'm finally ready to be with a girl that I like.
00:18:09And I was hoping that we'll meet again.
00:18:12I don't even know what I'm saying.
00:18:15May I?
00:18:25Damn it.
00:18:26Drive.
00:18:27Oh, okay.
00:18:33Are you okay?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:39Hey, kids.
00:18:41Am I interrupting your little date?
00:18:43Oh, my God.
00:18:44You're obsessed.
00:18:45Why don't you go get your own date?
00:18:48Can't get one.
00:18:50Can you?
00:18:51I hope you know what you're getting yourself into.
00:18:53She's rude.
00:18:55She has no filter.
00:18:56And she's the single most insufferable and ill-mannered woman I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.
00:19:01So if that's what you're into.
00:19:03I love every part of her.
00:19:05I always have.
00:19:06And I always will.
00:19:08How long has always been, huh?
00:19:10Maybe you met Vivian in college.
00:19:12But I've known her since her diaper days, pal.
00:19:14What is this?
00:19:15A dick measuring contest?
00:19:16Wait.
00:19:18I get it.
00:19:20You hired him to swoop in on our date to embarrass me, didn't you?
00:19:24Alex, not all of us have to pay for our dates.
00:19:27Yeah, come on, Viv.
00:19:29It started to rain now.
00:19:30Let's get out of here.
00:19:35I have a car.
00:19:37Hey, boss.
00:19:39It's raining.
00:19:40Should we get in the car?
00:19:41Hey, Nick.
00:19:42I need you to dig up everything you can find on Alex Birch.
00:19:45I don't believe this nice guy crap.
00:19:48Yes, sir.
00:19:54Jeez.
00:19:55Viv, you look hot today.
00:19:58Well, the implication that I do not look hot every day does not go unnoticed.
00:20:02Obviously not what I meant.
00:20:04Look, what came for you?
00:20:06I didn't even care with a note.
00:20:10Hey, could these be from Alex?
00:20:14It must be from Alan.
00:20:17He started upstairs with you.
00:20:19How did they go last night?
00:20:21Great.
00:20:22It went great.
00:20:24Don't you have some schedules to send out?
00:20:27Oh, you're not fun.
00:20:29I'll see you later.
00:20:29Alan.
00:20:43He's done the work.
00:20:45Yeah, it's good work.
00:20:51Good morning, Viv.
00:20:53I remember you loved red roses.
00:20:56Well, good morning.
00:20:57What's up?
00:20:58Well, if you're not in a mood for a small talk, I'll cut to the chase.
00:21:02Do you want to go on a date with me tonight?
00:21:04Oh, so fragile.
00:21:23Richard, we've been worried about the children for years.
00:21:33This night is for us.
00:21:35Oh, what a perfect night to try Vivian's new aphrodisiac.
00:21:42Naughty, naughty.
00:21:45You're so debonair.
00:21:47You're like a blonde James Bond.
00:21:51Sean Connery.
00:21:52I'm not into it.
00:21:53Danny Craig, no offense, Danny.
00:21:59I thought you said they were going to be out all night.
00:22:02They must have come back early.
00:22:03Jesus, what are we going to do?
00:22:07We have to get out of here.
00:22:08Come on.
00:22:20What's with the mood lighting?
00:22:21I thought we were just having a coffee.
00:22:28I have no idea what this is, but it looks like my mom's handiwork.
00:22:33But I'm not complaining.
00:22:35I can use a drink.
00:22:38Okay.
00:22:38What's with the special wine?
00:22:45Oh.
00:22:46What's with the special wine?
00:22:47Oh.
00:22:56Don't get the wrong idea.
00:22:58Okay, that's a new product I'm testing.
00:23:00I must have forgot I left it out.
00:23:03Okay, well, see?
00:23:05The way you love your job is what I admire the most about you.
00:23:10Do you want her to see us like this?
00:23:23We leave, we change clothes, and then we stop them.
00:23:27We're on the second floor.
00:23:28We don't have a choice.
00:23:29Twice, my son, so goddamn useless.
00:23:35Oh.
00:23:37Whoa.
00:23:39I'm just feeling, like, really dizzy and kind of hot.
00:23:43All right, well, I think you need to rest now.
00:23:51I will take good care of you.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Okay, let's go.
00:24:03Turn around.
00:24:05Sure, boss.
00:24:06Are we heading home, or?
00:24:07Let's go find Vivian.
00:24:08I have to tell her, there's something off with Alan.
00:24:11Oh, okay, you drank way too much.
00:24:31It's hot.
00:24:32Yeah?
00:24:32It's hot.
00:24:34What did you do?
00:24:38Hmm?
00:24:41How can a virgin like you design sex toys?
00:24:50Maybe I should test them out, give you some feedback.
00:24:54Give that to me.
00:24:57Come here.
00:24:57Come here.
00:25:01Whoa.
00:25:02Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
00:25:22Come on.
00:25:22Open up.
00:25:25Vivian!
00:25:26Open up!
00:25:27What did you do to her?
00:25:31We were just talking, man.
00:25:32Get lost!
00:25:34Get out of here.
00:25:35I'll call the police.
00:25:37Okay.
00:25:44Vivian.
00:25:45Vivian, wake up.
00:25:46Vivian.
00:25:47Vivian.
00:25:47Vivian.
00:25:48Oh.
00:25:50Oh.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:53Oh.
00:25:54Oh.
00:25:55Oh.
00:25:56My product is flawless, and you are always picking on me.
00:26:06Why?
00:26:07Good grief.
00:26:09You're still talking about your product at this hour?
00:26:12Do you even know what just happened?
00:26:14How do you know that it doesn't work if you never even tried it?
00:26:20It's seriously getting hot.
00:26:23You're the designer and a virgin.
00:26:25How do you know your product's user-friendly?
00:26:30You won't invest in me because you think I'm a virgin, and you don't believe in me, and
00:26:38you don't want me.
00:26:39You're absolutely right.
00:26:41Maybe I should give the product a shot.
00:26:47Really?
00:26:55I don't want to stop.
00:26:57It's getting hot.
00:26:58Don't stop.
00:26:59Just wait till you try my product.
00:27:04I don't want to stop.
00:27:05It's so hot.
00:27:07Don't stop.
00:27:08Just wait till you try my product.
00:27:24Oh, God.
00:27:25Oh, thank God.
00:27:27It was just the second floor.
00:27:28Oh, I don't want to see this.
00:27:33Oh, I don't want to hear this.
00:27:36No, no, no.
00:27:37Cover, cover.
00:27:40As an investor, I like to try my products.
00:27:46We bring in the paper.
00:27:58Oh, you bastard.
00:28:26What the hell happened?
00:28:28Fuck.
00:28:28I can't remember anything.
00:28:30Can you stop shouting?
00:28:31My head is pounding.
00:28:33Shut up.
00:28:35Shut up.
00:28:37It was my first time.
00:28:39I didn't know.
00:28:41I really wanted my first time to be special.
00:28:44Hey.
00:28:46For what it's worth, it was special to me.
00:28:52What?
00:28:54Alex with Vivian?
00:28:56How could this have happened?
00:28:59I've never told her since you were kids, but I never expected.
00:29:02Oh, please.
00:29:03You've been trying to make this happen forever.
00:29:05Laying the condoms in the wine out and practically set a trap.
00:29:09Did you please give us some privacy?
00:29:11Did you please give us some privacy?
00:29:25Plan B?
00:29:26Whatever happened to the conviction in your own product?
00:29:29How are you so quiet?
00:29:32We used your condom last night.
00:29:34Aren't you sure it worked?
00:29:36Yeah, but we didn't use condoms during our first trial of the dancing egg.
00:29:40Oh.
00:29:41On second thought, go ahead and take it.
00:29:44We don't want to risk having a kid with you anyway.
00:29:47What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:48It means one of you is bad enough.
00:29:59Such an asshole.
00:30:02Babe, I'm making time.
00:30:04I'm coming.
00:30:05I'm coming.
00:30:05Why are all geniuses so sketchy-brained?
00:30:17How's the check on Alan going?
00:30:18Well, he's just a therapist.
00:30:20Nothing out of the ordinary.
00:30:22Just ordinary family, ordinary life.
00:30:25Except for being incredibly good-looking.
00:30:28You think he's good-looking?
00:30:29Hot, even.
00:30:32But not as hot as you, of course.
00:30:34You're hot.
00:30:35You're crazy hot.
00:30:36You're big hot.
00:30:37Massive hot.
00:30:38Can I please stop calling that boss hot right now?
00:30:40Just keep an eye on him.
00:30:42I don't want to mess him with Vivian.
00:30:44Yes, boss.
00:30:45A hot boss.
00:31:01Alan?
00:31:02Hey, pretty cool.
00:31:03Are you free for dinner tonight?
00:31:07Maybe a late lunch?
00:31:10How about Angie's?
00:31:11Sounds good.
00:31:15Alan, I have to ask.
00:31:18I remember you took me home last night.
00:31:20Yeah.
00:31:21You drank way too much.
00:31:24I remember covering you up with a blanket before I left, you know?
00:31:28How's it going with you?
00:31:31Oh, I slept real good.
00:31:33Yeah, nothing happened.
00:31:35All right.
00:31:36I mean, are you still working on those adult projects?
00:31:38It's surprising to me.
00:31:40How's it going with that?
00:31:41Yeah, I'm currently trying to find an investor.
00:31:44Oh, I might know some top investors in the city.
00:31:47They might be able to help you.
00:31:48Really?
00:31:49I mean, Alan, that would be incredible.
00:31:51You're a lifesaver.
00:31:53Well, you know, it's a little bit difficult to get the investors back.
00:31:57There's any products.
00:31:59Yeah, I know.
00:31:59I've tried it a million times.
00:32:01I know how hard it is.
00:32:02Better than anyone.
00:32:03I know some of the guys.
00:32:05How about you pay a down payment deposit to me, and I will get you into the investors convention next week downtown.
00:32:12The funding is guaranteed.
00:32:14Sorry, um, deposit for an investor?
00:32:17Just a standard procedure, you know, just to show the investors that you're serious.
00:32:23Don't worry about it.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:27Um, well, how much do I owe you?
00:32:31Now we're talking.
00:32:33Don't sign that.
00:32:43Don't sign that.
00:32:45Use your brain, Vivian.
00:32:46When does an investee pay an investor up front?
00:32:50Alex, this is a private meeting.
00:32:52Meeting?
00:32:53I thought we were on a date.
00:32:56Come on.
00:32:57He's a scam artist.
00:32:59Preying on naive people like you.
00:33:01Alex, you are being ridiculous.
00:33:02I have known Alan for forever.
00:33:05You've known me forever.
00:33:06And I have a little experience when it comes to this sort of thing, in case you forgot.
00:33:10You might have marketing experience, but I'm the junior CEO of Aroa Global Group.
00:33:15Asking for a deposit without a contract.
00:33:18Do a little work when it comes to your scams.
00:33:21Vivian, don't listen to him.
00:33:23He clearly has no idea what he's talking about.
00:33:26Come on, Vivian.
00:33:28Come on, Vivian.
00:33:29You know I would never hurt you.
00:33:36No.
00:33:37She's going to pull my funding twice.
00:33:40You really think I can trust you.
00:33:41Get out.
00:33:45I'm a paying customer.
00:33:48You can't kick me out more than anyone else in here.
00:33:51Fine.
00:33:51If he won't leave, then Alan and I will.
00:33:54Come on.
00:33:54Let's go, Alan.
00:33:55I've invested in hundreds of projects.
00:33:58I know what I'm talking about.
00:34:00Okay.
00:34:01I've had enough.
00:34:03Listen.
00:34:03If you need time to think about it, fine.
00:34:06But I can't stand here while he insults me.
00:34:15I'm going to go.
00:34:16Bye.
00:34:19Do you really have to ruin every prospect I get?
00:34:22At this rate, I will never get an investor.
00:34:25Look, I know we bicker a lot, but this was beyond petty,
00:34:28and I am really disappointed in you.
00:34:33I was just trying to help.
00:34:40Hi, Vivian.
00:34:41I got your coffee on my way over.
00:34:44There you go.
00:34:49Whoa.
00:34:50Are you okay?
00:34:52Cancel my meetings?
00:34:53I'm not feeling well.
00:34:54I'm going to need to go home.
00:34:58Is it frill the butt?
00:35:03God, why do I feel so terrible?
00:35:06Is it food poisoning?
00:35:08Unless...
00:35:10I don't want to stop.
00:35:12It's so hot.
00:35:13Don't stop.
00:35:14Just wait until you try my product.
00:35:17I can't, Vivian.
00:35:25It can't be.
00:35:28Oh my God, it fucking can be.
00:35:31What am I going to tell my mom?
00:35:33What am I going to tell Alex?
00:35:36Vivian.
00:35:36How did you get in here?
00:35:39I...
00:35:39No, your passcode.
00:35:41I got her as soon as I could.
00:35:42Is everything okay?
00:35:43What's wrong?
00:35:44You want her to talk about something?
00:35:46Does he actually care about me?
00:35:49You might want to sit down for this.
00:35:52Oh, come on.
00:35:53I'm a grown adult.
00:35:54It's okay.
00:35:56What's going on?
00:35:56You can tell me anything.
00:36:05Yeah, I told you you'd want to sit down.
00:36:08You're pregnant?
00:36:12You're pregnant?
00:36:13God, and you insisted on using that damn thing.
00:36:19Okay, give the dancing egg a little bit more credit.
00:36:22If I recall, you liked it even more than I did.
00:36:25What about the condom?
00:36:27You told me not to bother.
00:36:28And you listened to me?
00:36:30I thought I took that plan B, but so much was happening, and I was so scatterbrained,
00:36:35and it doesn't really matter, okay?
00:36:37Plan B, condom, dancing egg, I'm fucking pregnant, okay?
00:36:41It's done.
00:36:41And now we just need to figure out what comes next.
00:36:45Well, we should get married and raise it together.
00:36:47Married?
00:36:48Alex, shit, that is a little hasty.
00:36:50I was just talking about whether or not I was going to keep it.
00:36:53Well, you said it yourself.
00:36:54It's done.
00:36:56Unless you don't want to keep it.
00:36:59I think I want it.
00:37:02Then we should get married.
00:37:05Unless you're trying to raise the child as a single mother.
00:37:08Alex, we can't get married, and we don't love it.
00:37:11Who cares if we don't love each other?
00:37:13Who cares if we don't love each other?
00:37:15I want to take responsibility, and we won't let anything happen to you or our child.
00:37:21But you don't want to get married, right?
00:37:24What do you want to do?
00:37:25I don't know.
00:37:27I just need some time, and I think we both should think this through, okay?
00:37:35All right.
00:37:37And Alex, please do not tell my mom about this.
00:37:41Oh, God, no.
00:37:43Can you imagine if my father found out about this?
00:37:45They would be insufferable.
00:37:46Unufferable.
00:37:47Bibby!
00:37:49Speak of the fucking devil.
00:37:51Why is your mom here?
00:37:55Bibby!
00:37:57Mom, hi!
00:37:59Hi, honey.
00:38:00Are you okay?
00:38:02Julie called and told me that you left work early because you weren't feeling well, which
00:38:06isn't like you.
00:38:07So I made you some soup and tea, like when you were little.
00:38:11Hi.
00:38:18Alex?
00:38:20What are you doing here?
00:38:21I, um...
00:38:21Mom.
00:38:22I knew it!
00:38:23It wasn't just a one-off.
00:38:25You said it was a drunken accident, but you two have been dating all along, haven't you?
00:38:28What?
00:38:28No.
00:38:29Ew.
00:38:30Ouch.
00:38:33Alex was just coming over...
00:38:35Shit.
00:38:36What was Alex coming over to do?
00:38:38Fake.
00:38:40Alex was just coming over to tell me he was going to invest in my new product, weren't you?
00:38:46Oh, that's wonderful.
00:38:49It's about time, right?
00:38:50We had a long, hard think about it and decided it was finally time.
00:38:56Must have been one hell of a test run.
00:38:57Mom?
00:38:58Ew.
00:38:59Gross.
00:39:00I'm just saying.
00:39:02I'm so happy you two are going into business together.
00:39:04I think this is an absolutely fabulous thing.
00:39:07So, is it too early to call you son, or...?
00:39:10All right, Mom.
00:39:11Thank you for the soup, and I think it is time for you to go.
00:39:13Woo!
00:39:14Bye, Alex.
00:39:15Bye.
00:39:15Why would you tell her I'm investing?
00:39:21Well, you said you would last night, remember?
00:39:26As an investor, I like to try my products.
00:39:29I was pretty drunk.
00:39:54Yeah, well, drunk mistake or not, you have to admit my products are amazing.
00:39:59Well, we didn't get to test them all out.
00:40:02Yeah, well, my condoms are designed so that it doesn't feel like you're wearing anything.
00:40:07But you said it felt incredible.
00:40:10You felt incredible.
00:40:12Did you enjoy it?
00:40:15Damn it.
00:40:25Hello?
00:40:26Hey, Mr. Bates.
00:40:27I have an update on Alan.
00:40:29Um, I can't talk about this now.
00:40:31Meet me at the office.
00:40:34I am sorry.
00:40:36I have to go.
00:40:41Nick.
00:40:43What you got?
00:40:44Well, you remember that Alan Burst that you had me look into?
00:40:48Turns out, all of his credentials, doctored.
00:40:52He didn't even go to medical school.
00:40:54He didn't even work as a therapist.
00:40:55All he did was hop around from therapist's office to therapist's office all throughout the state
00:40:58until their financial records went into the red, and then he would mysteriously disappear.
00:41:04I knew I smelled the red.
00:41:07Well, well.
00:41:09I think it's time we called in Mr. Burch in for a chat.
00:41:14Alan, hasn't your new girlfriend gave all your money yet?
00:41:22I cannot bet.
00:41:25Just one step to go.
00:41:26If you don't get money within half a month, tell the devs to clutter your office address
00:41:35will be my good choice.
00:41:39Just half a month, I swear.
00:41:42You better keep your word.
00:41:44I've got to get this shit done.
00:41:58Alan?
00:42:00I brought Italian.
00:42:02And sir, there's more.
00:42:13Turns out that Mr. Birch has multiple Title IX reports filed against him.
00:42:19Things got so bad he actually had to drop out of medical school because he had a sexual assault case up against him.
00:42:24What?
00:42:25Now the sexual assault case was eventually dropped, but still it's just...
00:42:29Well, it's not a good look.
00:42:30I need to tell Vivian.
00:42:37Come on, come on, pick up.
00:42:46Are you going to answer that?
00:42:48No.
00:42:56Can't talk. Alan is over.
00:42:59Fuck. He's there right now. Nick, I gotta go.
00:43:06I brought your favorite.
00:43:07I'm not really drinking right now.
00:43:09Don't be ridiculous. I remember that back in the college you used to throw your pleasure.
00:43:14Yeah, well, I am kind of coming back.
00:43:18Really? Well, don't mind if I have some.
00:43:21Not at all. Go ahead.
00:43:27Vivian, I'm glad you let me come over.
00:43:30And I've been thinking about us lately.
00:43:33I'm thinking how we used to be together.
00:43:37I miss that.
00:43:37I miss that.
00:43:38Me too.
00:43:38Come on. Come on! Come on! Come on!
00:43:41I've been wondering how you went to the adult products after college, considering you are a virgin and everything.
00:43:47I've been wondering how you went to the adult products after college, considering you are a virgin and everything.
00:43:58Well, I was a virgin when we dated.
00:44:02Well, you're not anymore. I thought you were waiting for the right time with the right guy.
00:44:09Yeah, well, it kind of just happened.
00:44:11Vivian, the virgin no more.
00:44:15God, I always hated that nickname.
00:44:18I never understood why it was such a big deal.
00:44:22Well, if you're not waiting for anyone, maybe we can be together.
00:44:28Alan, I kind of would prefer if we just took things slow.
00:44:35Damn it! Vivian!
00:44:37Are you safe? Right?
00:44:47What the hell are you doing here again?
00:44:49Why are you here?
00:44:51I've warned you before.
00:44:54I've warned you before.
00:44:56Oh my God! Are you crazy?
00:44:59Dude, what the hell?
00:45:02We're just chatting here.
00:45:03This guy nearly raped you before, and you're defending him?
00:45:07What are you talking about? We're just friends.
00:45:10Am I allowed to have friends?
00:45:12I just don't want him to trick you.
00:45:15Well, man, I know you have biased feelings against me, but calm down for a minute.
00:45:22Quit the nice guy act.
00:45:24Alex, get out!
00:45:27Now you want me to leave because of him?
00:45:31Yeah, if you can't be kind to my friends, then I would like you to leave.
00:45:35Vivian, I don't want you to be torn between us, okay?
00:45:39So, don't worry.
00:45:41I'm gonna leave.
00:45:43You can call me anytime, okay?
00:45:45What are you still doing here?
00:45:50Get out.
00:45:53It's my obligation to take care of you and our child.
00:45:57That was an accident, wasn't it?
00:45:59It's our responsibility to take care of this child.
00:46:02We have to think about what's best for it.
00:46:04This vibrator is my newest product.
00:46:16It's got a cute design, better suited for female aesthetics and anatomy.
00:46:22And look, it has multiple vibrations and modes.
00:46:26Who knew something so small could bring so much joy?
00:46:29Because every woman deserves a little wonder crafted just for her.
00:46:38I haven't had a man over in months.
00:46:41Lumi Bloom, designed with you in mind.
00:46:44Female joy perfected.
00:46:45Wanda, what's taking him so long to go off with her?
00:46:59Diva, I'm surprised you're still sitting down for this one.
00:47:02Every time she presents, he completely does her fault.
00:47:06Oh, he's probably just thinking about new ways to insult her.
00:47:10That's good.
00:47:11The design shows real creativity.
00:47:13Wait, you really actually like it?
00:47:19There's still room for improvement.
00:47:22And the investment section is a mess.
00:47:26Totally unreadable.
00:47:28But it has potential.
00:47:32Aurora will back you 100%.
00:47:34Meeting is adjourned.
00:47:37Oh my god, they're fucking...
00:47:39Like rabbits.
00:47:40Fuck out.
00:47:41Did you actually like it?
00:47:45Because you usually rip me to shreds in these things.
00:47:48I just didn't want to embarrass you in front of everyone.
00:47:50It's not good for the baby, you know.
00:47:53Wow.
00:47:54Okay, great.
00:47:56Noted.
00:47:56Would he kill you to say something nice?
00:48:06Julie, can you call the factory and have them send out the samples of the vibrator?
00:48:10I sent you the designs.
00:48:12Sure thing.
00:48:12Oh, wait.
00:48:15Wait.
00:48:16You and Alex.
00:48:17Right?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20What makes you say that?
00:48:22We asked her what happened in that Catherine's room.
00:48:24You're not stupid.
00:48:25Can you keep a secret?
00:48:35Bregnant!
00:48:37Keep your voice down.
00:48:39Girl, that's your virgin.
00:48:41Well, it only takes just one time, doesn't it?
00:48:45Oh, that's nice.
00:48:46Just us, so let's keep it that way, okay?
00:48:49If my parents find out, then they will never stop us together.
00:48:53Would that be so bad?
00:48:56He doesn't see me that way.
00:48:59Do you?
00:49:01I don't know.
00:49:03Maybe.
00:49:04It doesn't really matter.
00:49:07You know, I'm just trying to take this one day at a time.
00:49:10I have to get back to work, so just don't tell anyone.
00:49:14Okay?
00:49:15I'll see you later.
00:49:16Oh, you all right there, sugar?
00:49:21Yeah.
00:49:22You doing okay?
00:49:24Yeah.
00:49:25Bitch, you know something, don't you?
00:49:27Nah.
00:49:27Come on, spill, diva, spill.
00:49:30Come on.
00:49:31Fine.
00:49:32Fine.
00:49:35Hey, you.
00:49:46Um, look.
00:49:49Look, I'm sorry for being a dick earlier.
00:49:53Peace offering?
00:49:59He's so hot and cold.
00:50:01I never know how he really feels about me.
00:50:04Look, look, look.
00:50:05Look, look.
00:50:06Pregnant?
00:50:08Pregnant?
00:50:09Julie, I told you not to tell anyone.
00:50:15I only told Nick.
00:50:16Nick's my best friend.
00:50:18Nick?
00:50:19Who did you tell?
00:50:21I told many.
00:50:23Many.
00:50:24Don't look at me like that like I'm a gossip.
00:50:28God forbid a man want to spread joy around here.
00:50:33I'm going to be a grandpa.
00:50:35Dad, let's focus.
00:50:37No, I'm focused.
00:50:38On the fact that my daughter found out she's pregnant and didn't tell me.
00:50:42Mom, I was going to tell you.
00:50:43I swear I was.
00:50:45I just...
00:50:46Alex and I were just trying to figure out what we were going to do.
00:50:50And besides, you should be happy.
00:50:51You've been trying to push us together forever.
00:50:53I am happy, darling.
00:50:55But you should have told me!
00:50:57Look, can we talk about this later?
00:51:00We're in the middle of work.
00:51:01You know, for once in his life, Alex is right.
00:51:06What?
00:51:06Vivian, Miranda, if you are free tonight, why don't you come to my place for dinner?
00:51:13You guys can enjoy that.
00:51:16You are not getting out of this one, kiddo.
00:51:19We'll be there.
00:51:20Mom, you can't speak for me.
00:51:26Oh, okay, we will be there.
00:51:28We'll be there.
00:51:30Miranda, are you heading my way by any chance?
00:51:34Split a cap?
00:51:35After you.
00:51:47Alex cooked all of this himself.
00:51:49He's quite the chef, isn't he?
00:51:51Alex, I didn't know you cooked.
00:51:53I dabble.
00:51:56So, when are we going to set the date for the wedding?
00:51:59Wedding?
00:52:01Mom, no.
00:52:02You are getting married, aren't you?
00:52:04No, Mom.
00:52:05We're not.
00:52:07Miss Sawyer, I don't think this is an appropriate time to be discussing this.
00:52:12We haven't talked about this at all.
00:52:15And Alex and I weren't in a relationship before I got pregnant.
00:52:19We're not in a relationship now, so why should we get married?
00:52:22Honey?
00:52:22You remember how hard it was for me to raise a child as a single mother after your father left this planet, don't you?
00:52:30People co-parent without being married all the time.
00:52:34Alex, have you even asked her yet?
00:52:36No, Dad.
00:52:37Well, that is not very gentlemanly.
00:52:40I thought I raised you better than...
00:52:41Mr. Bates, is there maybe somewhere I could go that's quiet?
00:52:45I think I need a second.
00:52:47Of course, dear.
00:52:50You know, Alex's bedroom is right down the hall.
00:52:53Well, um, why don't you just rest in there?
00:52:59Take this to her.
00:53:01Dad, she just said she needs a minute.
00:53:03Now!
00:53:09We lock him in.
00:53:10We lock him in?
00:53:12Good idea.
00:53:13Good idea.
00:53:13What are you doing in here?
00:53:24I've been sent to bring you this.
00:53:27I'm not really hungry.
00:53:29I don't think that was the point.
00:53:31Look, I appreciate it, but I kind of just want to be alone.
00:53:35Fine by me.
00:53:40The door's locked.
00:53:43Those assholes.
00:53:50Dad, open the door.
00:53:53Yeah, I really need to go to the restroom.
00:53:57There's a bathroom in there, love.
00:53:59We'll let you out in the morning.
00:54:01Looks like we're stuck here.
00:54:03Look, just take the bed and I'll sleep on the floor.
00:54:07Don't be ridiculous.
00:54:08We've shared a bed before.
00:54:11Fine.
00:54:13Don't worry, I'll be a perfect gentleman.
00:54:43Get a grip.
00:54:44This is ridiculous.
00:54:47Is she scared of me?
00:54:48Or just disgusted?
00:54:54What are you doing?
00:54:59You should drink this.
00:55:01You haven't had enough water today.
00:55:03Fine.
00:55:03Go to sleep.
00:55:13Did you think I was going to...
00:55:14Wait.
00:55:15She looks like a doll.
00:55:28What's wrong with me?
00:55:30Why is my heart racing?
00:55:32Do I actually have feelings for this girl?
00:55:35But she's always fighting me.
00:55:37Never listens.
00:55:38She doesn't feel the same.
00:55:40Relax.
00:55:41Relax.
00:55:43She's just asleep.
00:55:45Don't overthink it.
00:55:46Jesus Christ.
00:55:48This girl's got a grip.
00:55:52Relax.
00:55:53Is...
00:55:54Is she dreaming about me?
00:55:56Oh, hi.
00:56:07Yeah?
00:56:08Viv.
00:56:09Sorry again about yesterday.
00:56:10Look, I just got a call from the investor.
00:56:12He's interested in meeting you today.
00:56:14Holy shit.
00:56:15Holy shit.
00:56:17What?
00:56:17What is it?
00:56:18Can you be at the office in 30 minutes?
00:56:20Make it 40.
00:56:21Stall them.
00:56:22I have to go.
00:56:27Mr. Scott?
00:56:28Please, call me David.
00:56:30You must be Vivian.
00:56:31Julie, let me in.
00:56:32I don't know if that's okay.
00:56:33A thousand percent.
00:56:35Did you get here okay?
00:56:36Yeah, no problems.
00:56:37Oh, right.
00:56:38So this is our project data,
00:56:40and we would really appreciate it
00:56:41if you'd help us with the prototyping.
00:56:43Well, I can see why Alan
00:56:45speaks so highly of you.
00:56:47This is excellent.
00:56:49Alan was the one who told you to invest in me?
00:56:51He did?
00:56:52He told me how remarkable you are,
00:56:54and based on what I see here,
00:56:55he's telling the truth.
00:56:57Well, I guess I have to thank him that.
00:56:59You know, to be honest,
00:57:00this meeting is just a formality.
00:57:02I already know I want to collaborate with you.
00:57:04In fact, I want to get Lumi Bloom on the shelves
00:57:07by the end of the month.
00:57:08Is that pretty?
00:57:08Oh, my God.
00:57:09Really?
00:57:10Yeah.
00:57:11Wow, I really appreciate it, Mr. Scott.
00:57:13I won't let you down.
00:57:15Call me David,
00:57:16and I'm sure I won't regret anything.
00:57:18Now, I've got to run to another meeting.
00:57:20Now, I'll have my people send over the paperwork,
00:57:21later today,
00:57:23and I'll be in touch.
00:57:29Hey, are you finished with work?
00:57:31And do you have time for a date?
00:57:33Alan,
00:57:34I never expected you to go to such lengths to help me.
00:57:37Say my thanks for later,
00:57:38because I have ordered us a meal.
00:57:41Should we go?
00:57:45After you.
00:57:47Honestly, Alan,
00:57:51I'm just really grateful
00:57:52that you're able to get me an investor.
00:57:54You really don't have to do any of this.
00:57:57I believe you understand my feelings for you.
00:57:59I like you, okay?
00:58:01And you're an exceptional woman.
00:58:02I am confident that you will succeed.
00:58:04Do you really think that?
00:58:05Yes, of course.
00:58:07Come on.
00:58:07I know the contract with David timeline is tight,
00:58:10and you're under a lot of pressure.
00:58:12So, this is why I have arranged a contact for you
00:58:15with New York's top-tier factory,
00:58:17so you can deliver in time and in full volume.
00:58:20Oh, my God.
00:58:21Alan, that's amazing.
00:58:22I don't even know what to say.
00:58:24I was so stressed out about that.
00:58:26Um, gosh, I don't even know how to begin to repay you.
00:58:31You know how to repay me.
00:58:34Um, honey?
00:58:37Are you sure the kids are gone?
00:58:40Oh, I'm sure.
00:58:42And Vivian's new toys are all in this office.
00:58:45And let me just tell you,
00:58:48my daughter is a genius.
00:58:50Her creations?
00:58:52Flawless.
00:58:53Say no more.
00:58:55I am picking up what you are laying down.
00:58:59Do we have to do it laying down?
00:59:01Oh.
00:59:03Vivian.
00:59:05Dad?
00:59:08Miranda?
00:59:09What are you two doing here?
00:59:11Oh, God!
00:59:12I told you there were rats in the office.
00:59:13I told her to get an exterminator,
00:59:15but she never listens to me.
00:59:16Don't worry, don't worry.
00:59:17I was voted number one ratter in my frat days back in Yale.
00:59:19I got you.
00:59:20Wait, wait.
00:59:21Where's Vivian?
00:59:22I thought we were supposed to have an investment meeting.
00:59:24Oh, uh,
00:59:26Julie said she just,
00:59:27she just left.
00:59:28And listen, son.
00:59:30I need you to open your eyes.
00:59:33Vivian is a very attractive young woman,
00:59:35and she has plenty of suitors.
00:59:38Oh, damn it.
00:59:39Is it the same Alan again?
00:59:40You two are not allowed in Vivian's office.
00:59:47Okay?
00:59:48Hey.
00:59:49Sure.
00:59:53Take these to go.
00:59:54I'm sorry, Alan.
01:00:02I just, I really just see you as a good father.
01:00:05Come on, just give me another chance.
01:00:07I mean, we met, since we met again,
01:00:10I think fate has brought us together for a reason
01:00:12to the girl that I love.
01:00:15Look, Vivian,
01:00:18I have to come forward about my feelings for you.
01:00:22I can't keep hiding it.
01:00:24If I ask you to marry me,
01:00:26will you say yes?
01:00:28Alan.
01:00:30I don't understand.
01:00:31Why you can't just say yes?
01:00:33Deep down,
01:00:34I know you have feelings for me.
01:00:37What is it?
01:00:38Is it because of the other guy?
01:00:40Alex?
01:00:41No.
01:00:41No, there's nothing between me and Alex.
01:00:44I don't have feelings for him.
01:00:48Then what's the issue?
01:00:49If you marry me,
01:00:51I will make you happy.
01:00:53I'm sorry, Alan.
01:00:56I'm pregnant with Alex's baby.
01:01:00What?
01:01:01Yeah.
01:01:02So whether or not Alex loves me or not,
01:01:04it doesn't really matter
01:01:05because we're raising the baby together.
01:01:07But we can always be really good work friends, right?
01:01:11You're right, Vivian.
01:01:13You're absolutely right.
01:01:15What is Alex doing?
01:01:43No, I need to focus on work.
01:01:48But I haven't been able to reach in for the entire day.
01:01:52I just hope nothing's wrong.
01:02:04Alex, what are you doing at my doorstep?
01:02:07And why do you smell like a vat of wine?
01:02:10Shh.
01:02:12Where's the diamond ring, huh?
01:02:14Did you follow me?
01:02:16I don't even have feelings for you.
01:02:18After all, you don't love me.
01:02:19I don't love you.
01:02:20We're just parents to a child.
01:02:23Exactly.
01:02:24Then why are you here?
01:02:26Go back to your wine jar and soak it.
01:02:29Did you say yes to his proposal?
01:02:47I refused.
01:02:51I jacked a little too much.
01:02:52Maybe I'll forget about it tomorrow.
01:02:55Maybe I will too.
01:02:56I can't believe the Lumi Bloom pre-sale already sold out.
01:03:13Hasn't even hit the stores yet.
01:03:15Viv, don't freak out.
01:03:17Someone's dragging us online right now.
01:03:18What?
01:03:19They're claiming the Invisible Man columns are defective.
01:03:21Something about harmful ingredients.
01:03:23That's bullshit.
01:03:25It hasn't even come out yet.
01:03:27And we have quality inspection reports.
01:03:28This can't be real.
01:03:29Issue a statement and track the IP.
01:03:31We need to find out who's behind us.
01:03:34Vivian, Nick just told me what happened.
01:03:37Our IT guys are looking into the article's origin.
01:03:40I just don't understand who want to fuck with us like this.
01:03:42This can't be happening.
01:03:44This is my first major product rollout.
01:03:46Did you do a proper quality check on the launch product?
01:03:49Of course.
01:03:50The quality's solid.
01:03:51What about the factory?
01:03:53Could they have been making defective versions?
01:03:55No.
01:03:56Alan was the one who recommended it to me before.
01:04:00Fuck.
01:04:01Julie, issue that statement, okay?
01:04:04We need everyone to know that Aurora Group does not condone the use of harmful chemicals in our product.
01:04:09And Nick, call our investors and tell them what's going on.
01:04:13Okay?
01:04:13We can't let this get ahead of us.
01:04:15What about you?
01:04:16I'm going to make sure that this never happens again.
01:04:27What's up, babe?
01:04:28What's up, babe?
01:04:29You unimaginable bastard!
01:04:33Have you lost your mind?
01:04:35Did you intentionally send me to the worst factory in North America?
01:04:39Or did you just pay everyone to fuck everything up?
01:04:42This is hot tea!
01:04:44And this is Egyptian cotton.
01:04:45You broke that article, didn't you?
01:04:48I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:51What the fuck is your problem?
01:04:55Huh?
01:04:55I was doing you a favor.
01:04:59I don't know who's behind those article issues.
01:05:01Maybe, maybe he was just designing a shitty fucking product.
01:05:04Oh, yeah?
01:05:05Your mom's a shitty product!
01:05:07You fucking fuck!
01:05:08That's enough!
01:05:09That's enough!
01:05:10Did you punch me?
01:05:10Yeah, I know!
01:05:11Do it again!
01:05:12Oh, right, right.
01:05:13That's just calm down.
01:05:15You better take down that article, okay?
01:05:18Or I'm going to sue you for defamation!
01:05:20If you were lucky, I don't know where you live or I'd come to your house and I'd curb shove your fucking faces!
01:05:26Look, I think you've made your point.
01:05:29Let's get out of here, yeah?
01:05:31Yeah.
01:05:32Let's go.
01:05:35Women, right?
01:05:37You're both crazy.
01:05:47Hey, relax.
01:05:49Now that Alex has been taken care of, we just need the IT guys to pull through.
01:05:54Everything's going to be okay.
01:05:56The stress isn't good for-
01:05:57Yeah, it's not good for the baby.
01:05:58I know.
01:06:04IT just confirmed the IP address belonged to Alex Birch.
01:06:07They took down the article.
01:06:10Hopefully, too much damage hasn't been done.
01:06:12So bad.
01:06:14I need to schedule a new product launch.
01:06:17Hang on.
01:06:18The statement has not cleared us up yet.
01:06:21Launching a new product might make the backlash worse.
01:06:23Alex, I can't just sit here and do nothing.
01:06:25You said it yourself.
01:06:27I know how to market.
01:06:29I know how to sell a product.
01:06:30I can get you a place and time, but I can't promise the investors will come.
01:06:35You don't have to.
01:06:37Leave that to me.
01:06:38You know, they're streaming this like a ocean that hasn't started.
01:06:47Vivian can't explain the product's issues.
01:06:49Her crew is over.
01:06:50Get it together, Viv.
01:06:52You've got this.
01:06:53Just focus.
01:06:55Hello, everyone.
01:06:59I am Vivian Sawyer, the founder of Invisible Man and Louis Bloom products.
01:07:04Vivian, did you know your product almost killed someone?
01:07:07That statement has been proven to be false and inflammatory.
01:07:10Our reporters are working on clearing it up.
01:07:12Our materials list is on the website.
01:07:15Selling defective products can lead to prison time.
01:07:18Are you ready for jail?
01:07:19Aurora products are safe.
01:07:21Then explain the viral reports about your dangerous products.
01:07:24I am trying to.
01:07:25If you just stop.
01:07:28Interrupting.
01:07:29These are our product reports, along with a statement from the original author, claiming
01:07:42that his statement was false.
01:07:44She's telling the truth.
01:07:46Aurora products are completely safe.
01:07:50She always didn't know how to handle herself.
01:07:53She's lying!
01:07:55Invisible Man products are dangerous.
01:07:57It almost killed my girlfriend.
01:08:00What?
01:08:00Tell us more!
01:08:04Me and my girlfriend, we both used a product, and we both had a rash.
01:08:10Ms. Sawyer, explain yourself.
01:08:11I'm trying to just, everyone calm down.
01:08:15Don't listen to him.
01:08:16Everyone, stop.
01:08:18Wow.
01:08:19This is a long run game.
01:08:22Vivian and I have used the Invisible Man products ourselves.
01:08:25I can testify.
01:08:26They are completely safe.
01:08:30Is he insane?
01:08:32The Invisible Man brand was funded by my fiancé.
01:08:36We've posted online the quality reports.
01:08:39Proof that the products are safe.
01:08:42Now, if anyone tries to spread more lies, they will have to face the Aurora's legal team
01:08:48until they are bankrupt.
01:08:50Fiancé.
01:08:51Don't worry.
01:08:54I'm here.
01:08:55Now, if you'll excuse us.
01:08:57Mr. Alex!
01:08:58Mr. Alex!
01:08:59Mr. Alex!
01:09:00Where would the wedding be?
01:09:01Have you set a date?
01:09:03Jump!
01:09:05Don't worry.
01:09:06I'll take good care of you both.
01:09:08You know I can't hear you, right?
01:09:11She.
01:09:13What?
01:09:13She is a she.
01:09:15Not an it.
01:09:16How do you know it's a girl?
01:09:18Could be a boy.
01:09:20It's definitely a daughter.
01:09:21I've always wanted a daughter.
01:09:23And I'd love to have a little you running around.
01:09:25Um, I'm pretty hungry.
01:09:32Can we get a stop somewhere?
01:09:34Okay.
01:09:35What do you want to eat?
01:09:36Pull off at that burger joint at the house?
01:09:40Burger, Vivian.
01:09:41Your body's a temple.
01:09:42You need to be eating healthy.
01:09:44The baby needs nutrition.
01:09:45I know you are not telling a pregnant woman what to eat.
01:09:50Listen, anything else.
01:09:51I'll get you anything else.
01:09:53I want a burger.
01:09:57Anything else?
01:10:01Oh.
01:10:04That punch actually hurt.
01:10:06I hope you learned a very valuable lesson today.
01:10:11Has he always been this cute?
01:10:14So we're really getting married?
01:10:18If that's what you want, I'd tell everyone.
01:10:23Yeah, for the company.
01:10:25Well, of course it was for the company.
01:10:30Right.
01:10:31I mean, we can have separate rooms.
01:10:34We don't have to have a traditional marriage.
01:10:36Can we talk about something else?
01:10:38Oh.
01:10:38Um.
01:10:40Okay.
01:10:40Okay.
01:10:40Mom?
01:10:56Mr. Bates?
01:10:57There it is.
01:10:58I just got.
01:10:59Thank you so much.
01:11:00Yeah.
01:11:01What are you two doing here?
01:11:03I, uh, we got you a swarming gift, honey.
01:11:07A swarming gift, but I'm not moving.
01:11:10Uh.
01:11:10Well, yes, of course you are.
01:11:12You're having a child together, so you're going to be moving in together.
01:11:14It's better for the child.
01:11:16Hmm.
01:11:16Come on.
01:11:18Here.
01:11:18Have a seat.
01:11:22I got you this.
01:11:26That's a company black car you spend as you like.
01:11:29And there are villas across the country, sports cars.
01:11:33You live wherever you want, drive whatever you want.
01:11:37Vivian, you and our grandchild will want for nothing.
01:11:43This is, it's too much.
01:11:47Richard, I just got them a bottle of wine and some flowers.
01:11:51Are you sure this isn't too much?
01:11:53It's nothing.
01:11:55Vivian, you are like a daughter to me now.
01:11:58You're too kind.
01:12:00Alex, why don't you help her get her stuff?
01:12:03Oh, no, we'll, we'll, I'll move later.
01:12:06Okay.
01:12:06Well, I have hired a physician and a nutritionist and a beautician and a housekeeping staff on
01:12:14call 24-7, whatever you need.
01:12:16Mr. Bates.
01:12:17No, please, Vivian, call me dad.
01:12:22Well, I'm just really honored to be a part of this family.
01:12:27And we are thrilled to have you.
01:12:28Isn't that right, son?
01:12:36What's this?
01:12:40I thought you could use some.
01:12:41Why are you being so sweet all of a sudden?
01:12:43You know, if I didn't know any better, I think you'd like me.
01:12:47It's for the baby, Vivian.
01:12:50Baby.
01:12:57Got your bath.
01:12:59Shut up.
01:13:00Everyone can see it.
01:13:02You're right.
01:13:07Come again?
01:13:09You're right.
01:13:11I like him.
01:13:13Girl, what?
01:13:15Tell him.
01:13:16Why do you act like this is some arranged marriage?
01:13:18You're having his kid.
01:13:20Just grow up and tell him how he feels.
01:13:22Yeah, because that went so well last time.
01:13:24Sorry.
01:13:25Hey, Alex.
01:13:29I was just wondering if you wanted to know if that's stupid.
01:13:35Um, Alex, I think you're great.
01:13:40And I was wondering if maybe you and me.
01:13:43Vivian.
01:13:45Um, what are you doing here?
01:13:48Well, I was just stopping by to say hi.
01:13:50How are you?
01:13:51Yeah.
01:13:51Um, I'm a little busy right now.
01:13:55Um, can we talk later?
01:13:57Busy doing what?
01:13:58I was, uh, asking Stacey Anderson to prom.
01:14:04And I think she might say yes.
01:14:07But I could ask some of my friends.
01:14:09And I'm sure there'd be more.
01:14:11I can find my own prom date.
01:14:12Oh, for God's sake, Vivian.
01:14:20That was high school.
01:14:22I'm not going to risk it.
01:14:24I skipped prom.
01:14:25Heard from a friend that he had a blast.
01:14:27Hooked up with some freshman girl in the bathroom.
01:14:29I met Alan in college.
01:14:31And, well, Alex.
01:14:34You know, he probably hates me for ruining his life.
01:14:37Trapping him with a baby.
01:14:38Yeah, because all men make their co-workers a special hobbit scene when they get pregnant.
01:14:44Get a great bitch.
01:15:02Hey.
01:15:04You need me?
01:15:04Um, so, I have a friend who doesn't know how to tell a girl that he's in love with her.
01:15:12What should he do?
01:15:15So, you like Vivian?
01:15:18What?
01:15:22What?
01:15:24Nick, come on, don't be ridiculous.
01:15:27I'm talking about my friend here.
01:15:29Alex, you don't have any friends.
01:15:35Ouch.
01:15:36I can still fire you.
01:15:38All right.
01:15:39So, pretending that I'm stupid for a second,
01:15:41I would tell your friend that he should stop talking to his assistant
01:15:44and go and tell the girl that he loves her.
01:15:48Is there a more cowardly way to go about it?
01:15:51Alex, just fucking tell the girl that you love her.
01:15:53Wait.
01:15:56Can you...
01:15:57Can you have two bouquets of a dozen roses sent to Vivian's office?
01:16:04So your friend loves Vivian?
01:16:10Nick, get out of my office.
01:16:17Shit.
01:16:18I hope this works.
01:16:23Yay!
01:16:24I have a present for you.
01:16:27What?
01:16:28Who?
01:16:29Who sent these?
01:16:30I don't know, but they sent two.
01:16:37Diamond ring?
01:16:39Nick.
01:16:41You're welcome.
01:16:43Nick, you sneaky bastard.
01:16:46Now what do I do?
01:16:47I mean, it is.
01:16:48It looks like an engagement ring.
01:16:51Since it's yours, I put it on.
01:16:55Alex, did you send me these flowers?
01:16:57I sent you the flowers, but...
01:16:59So, are you going to propose?
01:17:02I thought we were already engaged.
01:17:06So, why go through the trouble of surprising me at work and getting me a ring?
01:17:10No proposal is better than a half-assed one.
01:17:12You know, you're the first woman in romance history to get pissed off at a diamond ring.
01:17:18Oh, so sorry I have standards.
01:17:21Just put the damn ring on.
01:17:24Do it right.
01:17:27Fine.
01:17:27Vivian, if I propose to you seriously, will you marry me?
01:17:41Babe, what's wrong?
01:17:53Um, I don't know.
01:17:55I just, I guess I thought it would be different.
01:17:58I've been dreaming of this moment ever since I was a little girl.
01:18:01Um, this is, it's all for the show.
01:18:06You don't even like me, so you shouldn't be proposing.
01:18:09Who said I didn't like you?
01:18:12What?
01:18:13Viv, I've liked you since we were kids.
01:18:17Look, I know you're just trying to make this easier, um, but you really don't have to lie to me.
01:18:21In fact, I would rather you didn't.
01:18:23I swear to God, I wanted to ask you to prom, but I was too shy to say anything, so I took Stacey Anderson because her boyfriend was out of state.
01:18:36We hung out at the punch bowl all night.
01:18:39It's you, babe.
01:18:42It's always been you.
01:18:46She's always been such an asshole to me.
01:18:48You know, I've always been hard with the emotional stuff, and you're kind of hard to talk to, Vivian.
01:18:58Okay, that's not true.
01:18:59I am...
01:19:00It's true, you are.
01:19:02Traitor.
01:19:03I'll just, I'll go.
01:19:10So, will you marry me?
01:19:15Oh, my God.
01:19:19Hold on.
01:19:25I have an investor's meeting in 10 minutes downtown at the cafe.
01:19:29Uh, can we talk about this later?
01:19:31Let me take you.
01:19:32No, it's, it's fine.
01:19:33I got it, uh, but let's put a pen in this, okay?
01:19:37I thank you for the flowers.
01:19:40They're beautiful.
01:19:40They're beautiful.
01:19:45Where am I?
01:20:13Help!
01:20:15Is anyone there?
01:20:18What's going on?
01:20:22Vivian, I like you.
01:20:25I really do.
01:20:28I think I've even fallen in love with you.
01:20:31A little bit there.
01:20:34Alan, you don't have to do anything that you're going to regret, okay?
01:20:39That solely depends on you.
01:20:42I mean, why did you choose him over me?
01:20:47Maybe because he's richer than me?
01:20:52I didn't take you far, the shallow girl.
01:20:54Alan, this isn't, this isn't about Alex.
01:20:57It's always about Alex.
01:21:00Don't worry.
01:21:01He's not going to fight us anymore.
01:21:03He won't bother us.
01:21:05What are you going to do to him?
01:21:06Something I should have done a long time ago.
01:21:13I'm going to make you mine.
01:21:15I'm going to make you love me.
01:21:17You're in shame.
01:21:23What?
01:21:26You can dish it out, but you can't take it.
01:21:31Hit for hit, hit for tad, babes.
01:21:34Come on, dad.
01:21:35Fuck you!
01:21:38I know you kind of like that stuff, but you like bad boys.
01:21:44We'll hear later.
01:21:46You can't make me love you.
01:21:50Maybe.
01:21:51Maybe not.
01:21:53But I can make you mine.
01:21:55That's weird.
01:22:05Vivian!
01:22:10Nick!
01:22:11I installed a tracker on Vivian's phone.
01:22:13I need you to go to my office laptop and check her location now.
01:22:16I'm on it.
01:22:17See, I know you had a thing for Alex from the beginning, since we were kids.
01:22:23You always gave him.
01:22:25You didn't give me any time.
01:22:26I did everything for you.
01:22:31I adore you.
01:22:32I worship you, but it was never enough!
01:22:35Hmm?
01:22:36Why did you choose him over me?
01:22:39Tell me.
01:22:39I can make anything happen for you.
01:22:42You just tell me what you want.
01:22:46You're psychotic.
01:22:53Say you love me.
01:22:54I despise you.
01:22:58Look at me.
01:22:59Look at me.
01:23:00Say you love me!
01:23:04I love that you will never have the satisfaction of hearing me say those words of words.
01:23:19It's Alex, isn't it?
01:23:22You love him.
01:23:24Yeah.
01:23:25I do.
01:23:27When did this happen?
01:23:28Since we were kids.
01:23:30It's always been him.
01:23:32It's always been him.
01:23:34Say you love me.
01:23:39Say I'm the only one you love.
01:23:42Say it!
01:23:43Shut up!
01:23:45No!
01:23:50It's okay.
01:23:52I like it a bit rough.
01:23:54You make me sick!
01:23:57Look at me.
01:23:58Open up.
01:23:59No.
01:24:00No, please!
01:24:01Stop!
01:24:02No one's gonna find you here!
01:24:04Help me!
01:24:04No one's gonna find you!
01:24:05Help!
01:24:06Just just just...
01:24:06Alex, help!
01:24:08Vivian!
01:24:10You motherfucker!
01:24:13Come on!
01:24:14Come on!
01:24:16Come on!
01:24:18Alex!
01:24:20Alex, you're gonna kill him!
01:24:24Alex, stop!
01:24:26Look at me!
01:24:27Look at me, baby!
01:24:28Baby, it's done!
01:24:30You got him!
01:24:31Right in hell!
01:24:32Come on!
01:24:41You came!
01:24:42Always!
01:24:45I'm gonna be late for my meeting!
01:24:52I know this is not how you imagined it, but I have a question to ask you.
01:24:57Yeah?
01:24:57Yeah?
01:24:57Yeah?
01:24:57Yeah?
01:24:57Yeah?
01:24:58Tell me again when you knew?
01:25:19Right when you moved in next door, we were eight, you had pigtails and a little teddy bear.
01:25:28And when you got out of your mom's SUV, I knew there'd be no other girl for me.
01:25:34Thanks.
01:25:36Do you love me?
01:25:38Told you a million times.
01:25:41And I'll say it again.
01:25:43I love you.
01:25:44And I'll probably ask a million more.
01:25:47Let's go, girl.
01:25:48What a wonderful honeymoon.
01:26:06Well, enjoy it while it lasts, honey.
01:26:08Sooner enough, we'll be back taking care of the twins again.
01:26:11Darling?
01:26:12Hmm?
01:26:13Darling?
01:26:13Hmm?
01:26:14Hmm?
01:26:14Hmm?
01:26:15Vivian designed some new products, so we could maybe...
01:26:18Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:26:25Thanks for listening to the movies!
01:26:26Корb sequence.
01:26:27It doesn't hurt the twins.
01:26:28It could be very impressive for the twins.
01:26:31You Huerta life.
01:26:33Wow!
01:26:33Huh ha ha ha ha ha.
01:26:35What?
01:26:35I had aảnh
01:26:36who challenged us in her life as of the twins.
01:26:37Well, even, once the twins ever really should literally back to the twins we had this years
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