00:00I'm y'all substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey. I taught school for 20 years in the inner city.
00:05So don't even think about messing with me. Y'all feel me?
00:10Okay, let's take a roll here.
00:14J. Quellen.
00:17Where's J. Quellen at? No J. Quellen here?
00:23Yeah.
00:24Uh, do you mean Jacqueline?
00:27Okay, so that's how it's gonna be.
00:30Y'all want to play.
00:31Okay, then.
00:33I've got my eye on you, J. Quellen.
00:38Balakay.
00:40Where is Balakay at?
00:43No Balakay here today.
00:47Yes, sir?
00:48My name is Blake.
00:51Are you out of your goddamn mind?
00:54Blake.
00:55What?
00:56Do you want to go to war, Balakay?
00:58No.
00:58Because we could go to war.
01:00No.
01:00I'm for real.
01:02I'm for real.
01:04So you better check yourself.
01:08D-nice.
01:11Is there a D-nice?
01:12If one of y'all says some silly-ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath.
01:23Now, D-nice.
01:25Do you mean Denise?
01:26Son of a bitch!
01:29You say your name right.
01:30Right now.
01:31Denise?
01:32Say it right.
01:33Denise.
01:33Correctly.
01:33Denise.
01:34Right.
01:34Denise.
01:35Right.
01:35D-nice.
01:36That's better.
01:38Now.
01:40A-A-Ron.
01:41Where are you?
01:43Where is A-A-Ron right now?
01:46No A-A-Ron, huh?
01:49Well, you better be sick, dead, or mute, A-A-Ron.
01:53Here.
01:54Oh, man.
01:55Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it, huh?
01:59Huh?
01:59I'm just, you know, I'm just asking you.
02:00I said it like four times.
02:02So why didn't you say it the first time I said A-A-Ron?
02:08Because it's pronounced Aaron?
02:10Son of a bitch!
02:13You done messed up, A-A-Ron!
02:15Now take your ass on down to Osag Hennessy's office right now and tell him exactly what you did!
02:22Who?
02:23Osag Hennessy!
02:25Principal O'Shaughnessy?
02:27Get out of my goddamn classroom before I break my foot off in your ass!
02:31Insubordinate!
02:33And churlish!
02:39Timothy!
02:41Present.
02:43Thank you!
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