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00:00Hey, whoa! What are you doing here?
00:06Oh my god, it is here.
00:11David!
00:12What? Al? Al? What are you doing? Calm down. Put down the lamp.
00:15You followed me here from Vegas. You're a creep.
00:19I didn't follow you. Dude, I live here.
00:21No, you don't. This is Kennedy's family home.
00:23Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:25I'm staying in the guest house.
00:27Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:29It is. It is. I am her brother's manager.
00:36You. That is Pierce's manager.
00:39And an emotionless psycho.
00:42You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:46Yes. For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:50I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:53So you're not a stalker?
01:00No.
01:02Yeah, good. Disarm your lamp.
01:04I'm disarming.
01:06Okay. Can we rewind here a little bit?
01:10Okay. So, okay. We're both living here. Yeah. Yep. Yep. And I clearly made a mistake. So I'm gonna-
01:23LAPD?
01:25Hello?
01:28LAPD?
01:29What?
01:30Well, I thought you were stalking.
01:32Oh god, I'm not.
01:33Okay, I wrap the ring here because I live here.
01:35Well, I know that now.
01:37Hello?
01:39I'm coming, officer.
01:41Good afternoon, officer.
01:42We received a call about an intruder on the premises. Are you the one who called it in?
01:52Yeah. Yeah, that's a funny story, actually. This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine. And thank you so much for stopping by.
02:01Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on there, little lady. I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours. Do you happen to know his name?
02:09I don't even know my husband's real name.
02:15Uh, well, you see, the thing-
02:17Uh, the thing is-
02:18It was me, officer.
02:22Oh, so wait. You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
02:30It was an honest mistake. Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
02:33I never mind coming to this house. It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
02:36Uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife? By the way, she's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
02:41Oh, you bet she is. I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one dwellings.
02:47Yeah. Cool, cool, cool. Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way. I appreciate it.
02:51Oh, absolutely. Say hi to your brother for me.
02:53I will. Thank you. Cool. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
02:57We have to get some things straight, right now.
03:03Shit.
03:05Okay, let me explain. I had my reasons.
03:08I need to know what you mean.
03:10Reasons? For what?
03:13For- for why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
03:18Okay, look, I live a very high-profile life, and sometimes it's like- it's hard for me to trust people.
03:25Why are you laughing?
03:31Nothing, because- because you live here, and I live here.
03:37And we got married last night.
03:40Is this like- are you having like a mental breakdown?
03:47No, no, no. My life is- this is such a shit show.
03:52All of my friends, all of them, they all- they took years to pick their perfect partner, and here I am.
03:59Married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim.
04:06That's- oh, who- who insists that I call him Mr. C.
04:12Like he's like some sort of James Bond villain or something. That's great.
04:17This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
04:21I think I'm gonna throw up.
04:25Okay, you doing- I have like a bad gag reflex. You doing it, it's gonna make-
04:29No.
04:30No.
04:31Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
04:33Yeah, just breathe. Breathe, okay?
04:35Are you good?
04:39Okay.
04:40Mr. C.
04:42Whatever your name is.
04:45We need to get a divorce.
04:46But-
04:47Clearly?
04:48I don't know what I was doing.
04:49My friends, they're- they're all getting married, and they're all having kids, and I'm not.
04:52And that's fine, but I don't know what I was thinking.
04:55I do.
04:56I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
04:59Okay, okay.
05:00What?
05:01Okay, so, I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
05:04Uh-huh, uh-huh.
05:05Just a couple and just a few.
05:06But it's not funny yet.
05:07Okay.
05:08Not funny, it's not funny.
05:09Mm-hmm.
05:10So, I know though for a fact that you are the one for me.
05:15Oh, yeah.
05:16How do you- for a fact?
05:17Mm-hmm.
05:18How?
05:19Because you make me feel fixed.
05:34So, so, here's what we're gonna do.
05:36I am gonna go pack my things.
05:38I'm gonna go pack my things, and then I'm gonna get a lawyer, and then he's gonna-
05:41Okay, oh my god.
05:42Can you just let me talk for two minutes?
05:44No, I don't want to because I want to get this taking care on my own.
05:47I think we're- what are you doing?
05:49You don't stop talking!
05:50Stop!
05:51Let me go!
05:52No!
05:53Oh my-
05:56Oh!
05:57Are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
05:59If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
06:05Hey, come here.
06:10Alright.
06:11What am I looking at?
06:12Okay, five years ago, it was nothing.
06:15Okay, just dirt.
06:16Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
06:19Nothing but exposed rhubarb and empty trenches.
06:25So am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
06:29You're neither.
06:30Right?
06:31My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances.
06:36But something that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
06:41Look, Elle.
06:42I'm a rational man.
06:43The fact that you and I are living here in L.A. where there's like 10 million people.
06:51I mean that doesn't just happen.
06:54The odds of that are crazy.
06:55Yeah.
06:56Yeah.
06:57They are.
06:58But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
07:04How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
07:06Maybe you don't have to.
07:07Okay.
07:08What are you proposing?
07:0930 days.
07:10We give it a shot.
07:11Okay?
07:12We don't tell anybody.
07:13And if it doesn't work.
07:14We just go our separate ways.
07:15What do you say?
07:16So like a 30 day trial?
07:17I'm a business man, aren't I?
07:18Yeah.
07:19You are.
07:20But this isn't some subscription service.
07:21This is real life with real consequences.
07:24Higher stakes.
07:25Like getting your feelings hurt?
07:26No.
07:27No.
07:28No.
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08:00No.
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08:02No.
08:03All of our friends are married, Elle.
08:07You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
08:09out there 30 days and if it doesn't work we go our separate ways and neither of us say anything
08:23to anyone got it i accept your terms but i have terms of my own of course you do okay
08:34term number one we sleep in the same bed not to start but that is not a weird ask okay most
08:40married couples sleep in the same bed we're not in the medieval times i'm sorry do you color
08:46close your sock drawer yeah do you not weird okay no term number two one night a week date night
08:56okay starting tomorrow i see 7 p.m okay if you're buying
09:03turn number three we're gonna give this a real shot we should be intimate excuse me how else are we
09:11gonna know if we're compatible wow um have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling
09:16no never had one never had one no time or interest i mean till now okay great awesome i'm your first
09:28pancake that's awesome we're doomed damn those are my terms one night of intimacy per week
09:34take it or leave it take it or leave it you're playing hardball now mr business
09:38my answer no we're gonna go slow snail pace tortoise pace no no fossil pace slow
09:50what is that i don't know you just you get kind of cute when you're all flustered
10:14okay we can keep turn two date nights but we are not sleeping in the same bed and you are not
10:28seeing me naked for a very very long time okay no and for the love of god what is your name
10:39your real name it's oliver oliver it is
10:45i've loved you since the moment i first saw you i won't screw this up
10:58oh you've got to be kidding me
11:12no no no
11:15i'm gonna kill him
11:21what are you doing good morning
11:28why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6 30 in the morning
11:33deals aren't gonna make themselves i'll start the day off right huh
11:38you got okay well could you uh could you start the day right i'm a little bit more
11:43i don't know quietly please
11:46no
11:49no
11:50he says no wow okay yeah because who needs sleep
11:54no okay yeah because who needs sleep
12:01no
12:03no
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12:08no
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12:12no
12:13no
12:14no
12:15no i don't care what you say
12:21i'm not signing that contract under any circumstances
12:26what do you think i'm an idiot
12:40what do you think i'm an idiot
12:52no
12:53no
12:54fine
12:55totally
12:57no no that is unacceptable
13:02one night a week
13:10date night
13:12date night 7 p.m. okay
13:13date night 7 p.m. okay
13:16day night 7 p.m.
13:26the Kindergarten
13:28day
13:29night 7 p.m. okay
13:30night 7 p.m.áng
13:32night 7 p.m. okay
13:34night 7 p.m. okay
13:37night 8 p.m. okay
13:42night 8 p.m. okay
14:44Okay, wow. You choose now to be quiet? Of all times?
14:47Good morning to you, too.
14:50And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling me the loud one.
14:55Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
14:59A wellness event?
15:00Yes.
15:01With who?
15:02My friend Kennedy.
15:08What? What are you thinking?
15:10No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
15:13I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going.
15:18Why, are you jealous?
15:19No. Go for it. I have a zen time.
15:25Yeah, okay.
15:25You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
15:35This is me. Take her or leave it.
15:38Trust me. I plan to leave it.
15:41Well, have fun working.
15:44Or whatever you're going to do.
15:51God, he's boring.
15:51So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
16:03Yeah, it's complicated. But stop, don't make fun of me.
16:09Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
16:12Oh, I do.
16:13We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
16:30Um, so true, girl.
16:32We're here at Casa Corazón.
16:34Great.
16:35Ella with Kennedy.
16:36What could possibly go wrong?
16:39So?
16:39Hmm.
16:40What's he really like?
16:41If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
16:45Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
16:48Complicated.
16:50He's smart.
16:51And intense.
16:53He works...
16:54A lot.
16:56I don't know. He's just different in Vegas.
16:57Of course he was.
16:59Uh-huh. You were drunk.
17:01He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
17:06Ugh.
17:06God, he sounds like my brother.
17:09Funny.
17:17You okay?
17:24Yeah.
17:25Yeah?
17:26Yeah.
17:26I'm gonna go.
17:29Uh-huh.
17:30I'm gonna go get some idea.
17:32Okay.
17:33Do you want me to come with you?
17:34I want you.
17:35I'm okay.
17:36Okay.
17:36I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
17:40Yes.
17:41Yes.
17:42Or, I'm gonna throw up in it.
17:45TBD.
17:47Okay.
17:47Okay.
17:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:07Hi.
18:08Hi.
18:08Hi.
18:09Don't you guys take, um, actual magic mushrooms in them?
18:15Oh, yeah.
18:17Yeah, yeah.
18:18A healthy dose.
18:21Oh.
18:22Shh.
18:23Be well, ether sister.
18:26No, no, no, no.
18:48Oh!
18:54Oh! Oh!
18:56Oh! Hi! Um...
18:58Thank you for driving me!
19:00Do I owe you anything?
19:02I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
19:04Oliver?
19:06Oh!
19:08Oh, he saved me!
19:10My angel!
19:12Oh, hi!
19:18Hey, big boy!
19:32Oliver!
19:34Oliver!
19:38Hey, big boy!
19:42You love...
19:44Oh, my God!
19:46Oh, my God, it's you.
19:51My beautiful.
19:54Are you high?
19:57Wow.
19:58This is just so crazy because earlier her face was turning into yours.
20:04And now your face is turning into hers.
20:07And it's like you're like the same person.
20:12God, you're handsome.
20:14What did Kennedy give you?
20:16Chocolate, baby.
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