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00:00Like a flash, the invincible slayer Dick Saucer is here.
00:30Come on, bitch!
00:50How dare you challenge the mighty sword of Ruth, the Red Lightning!
00:53Ah, shut up!
00:55Mom, Dad, will you stop that?
01:03If you want to fight, why don't you go do it outside?
01:06Ha!
01:07You mean so that you can keep drooling at that sausage guy on TV?
01:11That saucer!
01:12Dick Saucer!
01:13How many times do I have to tell you?
01:15Dick Saucer's the biggest thing in Star and Sea of the City!
01:18He sings like an angel and fights like a devil!
01:20Well, here's what I think of that!
01:23That slime will grow on him!
01:27You're almost as bad as your idiot mother is!
01:31Who's an idiot, oh hubby dear?
01:37Please don't mind your father, Mink.
01:39I think he's just a little jealous.
01:41He's jealous?
01:42That's right.
01:43Your father used to be a very famous swordsman himself, you know.
01:47But there's no comparison between them, Mom!
01:49Compared to the shining moon that is Saucer, father's yesterday's garbage!
01:53Yes!
01:54All of it!
01:55There is nobody in this kingdom who can defeat Ruth, the Great Red Lightning!
01:59Oh!
02:01I just remembered the recording I made this morning!
02:03Whee!
02:05And our very special guest today is the one and only Dick Saucer!
02:11Saucer!
02:13So, you've found Ruth, have you?
02:27That's right, your big majesty!
02:29That's right!
02:30Now that no good rotten trader will pay for his treachery!
02:35Ruth was once my greatest swordsman, but when I sent him to capture the Red Dragon, Ruth
02:41selfishly ignored my orders and married her instead.
02:48For such treachery there shall be no excuse.
02:51Now that he is found, Ruth shall be put to death.
02:55And once he is dead, his beautiful wife will be mine!
02:59I don't think it'll be that easy, sire.
03:02That's right, your majesty!
03:03Just because a husband will be dead, that doesn't mean that she'll marry you!
03:08You think so?
03:11Well, you know how women can be sometimes, you know!
03:14The King's Grushing Prince!
03:17You're in a most ill mood, your majesty.
03:21However, I can change that.
03:24It's you!
03:32I know you!
03:34Who are you again?
03:37I'm Rosario!
03:38My name is Rosario!
03:39Oh yeah, that's right!
03:40Rodiccio!
03:41So just why are you here?
03:42Why?
03:43Isn't it obvious?
03:44Please give me permission to take care of this Ruth, sire!
03:47That's you?
03:48And why should I?
03:49Because Sir Ruth is known as the Great Red Lightning and has never been defeated!
03:53No ordinary man could prevail against him!
03:55Only I, Rosario, can triumph!
03:58So you have a plan, do you?
03:59Yes, you see, Ruth has a daughter, your majesty.
04:03Huh?
04:04What?
04:04Are you saying that I should take Ruth's daughter instead of his wife?
04:07Are you out of your teeny brain?
04:09Oh, what a lovely, empty, shiny head!
04:12In any case, leave all the details to me, my King.
04:15I go!
04:24Good morning, Ming!
04:25Good morning, Lupo!
04:27Good morning!
04:27Good morning, Pia!
04:28Hey, look at what my father just brought me!
04:30Oh, wow!
04:32It's Dick Saucer's new CD!
04:33Yes, I asked my father to pick it up when he went to the market in the city!
04:37And I heard he's going to have a special concert there in ten days!
04:40A Dick Saucer concert?
04:41Saucer!
04:45It's powerful, and it's Red the Red Dragon!
04:50Oh, but it would take us over a week to walk all the way to Siva City to see it!
04:55And besides, they must be sold out of tickets by now!
04:58We're so unlucky living way out here in the suburbs!
05:03Do you want to listen to my new CD?
05:05Maybe I will later, Pia, but I have to go gather food first!
05:08Okay, come over whenever you want!
05:11Bye-bye, Ming!
05:12See you guys!
05:15This information should prove useful!
05:23We're having stew tonight!
05:28I sure wish I could go to that concert!
05:30Oh?
05:32No!
05:33Can it be?
05:34Is that brilliant Dick Saucer concert ticket lying there?
05:39Little girl, come and fall into my clever trap!
05:42Wait!
05:48Whoever lost this ticket must be a big Dick Saucer fan just like me!
05:52And if I take it, she'll be crushed!
05:55I have to leave it here!
05:58Now, how could that little backwoods tramp have figured out my brilliant trap?
06:04But I'll get her!
06:05Uh, I sucked in by mistake!
06:18You did what?
06:20You accidentally killed her instead of taking her hostage?
06:23Well, I kind of got a little excited!
06:25Just because you're excited doesn't excuse shooting her with three poison darts!
06:29Don't worry!
06:30We can still use the body as bait, can we?
06:33Oh, well, in that case, it's okay!
06:34As long as I get Root's wife, I'm cool with it!
06:38You're the man, your majesty!
06:42What's going on?
06:46Hey, would you like to tell me how it is that a girl can live through three poison darts these days?
06:50Maybe she's not still alive!
06:52Wait a second!
06:53Just what did you do to me?
06:57She's a good zombie!
06:58A zombie?
07:03It just destroyed my royal armor!
07:07Now, now, don't get so excited!
07:09Wouldn't you like this nice apple?
07:11Oh, I am so sorry!
07:12That's probably a poison apple anyway!
07:14Say what?
07:15Can it be that my Snow White strategy has failed as well?
07:18You fool!
07:20I'll not repent on underlings!
07:21Now you shall feel the weight of the king's anger!
07:24Ah, you destroyed my wonderful, super-crushing crest!
07:33You've ruined my king's anger!
07:35Okay, that does it!
07:37Now I'm really starting to get pissed!
07:41Captain, no way!
07:43I'm a king, you know!
07:44If you're coming to be closer, I'll cry!
07:46Hey, wait a second!
07:48Would you like one of these, little girl?
07:50A Dick Saucer concert ticket!
07:53Wow!
07:55Thank you!
07:56Thank you!
07:58Oh, oh boy!
07:59Saucer, he's so dreamy!
08:02Hey, hey, hey!
08:03The X is over there!
08:06Oh, man, that was scary!
08:10I can't take this, young lady!
08:21What?
08:21But why not, sir?
08:23Because I'm afraid this ticket is fake, see?
08:26What?
08:26No way!
08:28He tricked me!
08:29That dirty old man!
08:31He's too!
08:33Don't scare an old man like that!
08:35You'll get cursed!
08:36Oh, no, sorry!
08:37I didn't mean you, sir!
08:38Hmph!
08:39Just what is all of this racket?
08:43Oh, nothing at all, Miss Trishvina!
08:45And I already have your special seat reserved!
08:48What is this grungy little tramp doing here?
08:50What did you just call me?
08:52I'm just a poor innocent young girl who's angry
08:54about having been tricked by a block-headed old man
08:57who gave me a fake ticket!
08:58Block-headed?
08:59Tell me, was this old man balder than a baboon's ass
09:03with a face like a squashed frog?
09:05Oh, yeah, that's him!
09:06What did you say?
09:07That squashed frog is my father!
09:10Huh?
09:11That's right, hussy!
09:12I am both the king's daughter
09:14and the president of the Dick Saucer fan club,
09:17Princess Vina!
09:18And all who call my father a squashed frog
09:20will be royally ass kicked!
09:22But you're the one who said it!
09:25No excuses, peon!
09:26Ha ha ha!
09:31Are you surprised dirt, Magnet?
09:32In addition to everything else,
09:34I'm also a black saucer.
09:35Gollum! Attack her!
09:37It's not fair! Why do things like this keep happening to me?
09:59All right, that does it!
10:07Look at yourself, urchin!
10:17Wow! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to kiss you, Exo!
10:21Don't worry. You're not hurt or anything, are you, miss?
10:24Dick saucer!
10:27I'm really sorry about what just happened. Here's my email address. Just count me, okay?
10:31Oh! What did you just do to my innocent little note, you big matey?
10:39Could you be a little more obvious?
10:41Don't get cocky just because you kissed my saucer by accident, you little hussy.
10:46I'm not getting cocky at all, you meanie!
10:48Yes, you are!
10:49Well, why not? Can't I have a little fun, too? I'm just a normal girl who likes saucer like everyone else!
10:54You a normal girl?
10:56Don't make me laugh, you little snake-tailed trollop.
11:00What?
11:02Take notes, honey. It's about to get interesting.
11:05Dick saucer is a world-famous dragon killer.
11:08A girl with a tail and horns would end up on his wall, not in his bed.
11:12If that did happen, the world would turn upside down.
11:15What are you, a steroid pusher?
11:28You're so mean!
11:33The great Dombaramu has come as ordered, Your Majesty.
11:37I have summoned you here for one purpose.
11:39There is someone I wish to become very, very dead.
11:42Oh, and what sort of devil is he?
11:45Um, it's a she.
11:47Dombaramu's going home.
11:48Hey, hold on!
11:49Why? Does the mighty Dombaramu look like a sinner of small children?
11:53But this is no ordinary girl, you idiot! She's the daughter of a dragon!
11:57What? She is a dragon, you say?
11:59Then maybe Dombaramu will not regret this.
12:02I shall do this thing!
12:04The mighty Dombaramu promises you the head of that dragon!
12:07Oh!
12:09Rashi!
12:09Rashi!
12:10Dombaramu is my greatest warrior.
12:23A giant among men, both physically and mentally.
12:26I'm sure he'll live up to my expectations.
12:28Uh, Dombaramu regrets that he forgot to ask who this girl was and what she looked like.
12:33Or maybe not.
12:34Oh, poor Mink. And you were so close.
12:41That's a shame, really.
12:43It's just not fair.
12:44Still, you did get a kiss from Saucer, didn't you?
12:48Come on!
12:49Let me get an indirect kiss!
12:50Hey, Lufo! What is it?
12:51Hey, girls! I brought you some tea and...
12:53Hey!
12:55Hey, how about letting your old man have some fun, too?
12:58Dirty old man!
13:00Stars! Pink, pink stars!
13:02If only Mink was human, there wouldn't be any problem.
13:05Well, if I was human, there wouldn't be a problem!
13:07Huh?
13:08Hey, wait a second! There is a way!
13:10Huh?
13:11There's the people potion!
13:13People potion?
13:14That's right!
13:15It's a legendary potion that's supposed to come from somewhere beyond the western mountains.
13:19There's a story about a slime which greatly desired to become a human.
13:22She used this potion to become a beautiful girl!
13:26Wow!
13:34I hate her!
13:35It's not fair that Mink can be happy when I suffer a fate far worse!
13:40You may be a dragon half, but I'm a slime half!
13:43Slime half!
13:47Oh, dearest mother.
13:49How I wish you were alive right now.
13:52I've decided that I'm going to marry the king.
13:57What are you talking about, Venus?
13:59Yeah, don't be stupid, Venus.
14:01Lily slime like us can't marry humans like the king.
14:04But he doesn't seem very human to me.
14:07You're right.
14:08He does sort of look like us.
14:10But even so, he still won't care for you.
14:13He's a human, not slime.
14:15That's right!
14:16That's why I'm going to become a human myself with this magical people potion.
14:20Oh my gosh!
14:21You've stolen the mayor's secret people potion!
14:24Now we're all going to be in horrible trouble!
14:26I'm sorry, but love has overruled my common sense!
14:32She became a human!
14:34Not getting!
14:37And so, Venus' dream came true.
14:42The love blossomed between them.
14:44But...
14:45Oh, she's there!
14:48That's right, Your Majesty.
14:50And may I say, she looks just like her father.
14:57Oh, you're so happy that you're at a loss for words, aren't you, darling?
15:00Father lost his last hair from the shock.
15:10And now Mother is with the stars.
15:13I was so miserable and alone.
15:17For 13 years, I studied the Black Arts, seeking a way to cure myself.
15:24And then, finally...
15:26At last, I've completed my magic transformation spell!
15:38Mother, I've done it!
15:40Mina is slime no more!
15:45It's only fair that a girl with such a painful past
15:48be rewarded for her suffering with someone perfect like Dick's saucer.
15:52Mink!
15:53I'll destroy you with my own two hands!
15:55Did you say Mink?
15:57You mean you've heard of her, father?
15:59Mina, I want you to stay away from that dragon half.
16:02I shall be taking care of her myself.
16:04That will not be possible.
16:06Mink has stolen a kiss from my precious saucer,
16:09and she must pay.
16:10She is my enemy, father!
16:12Oh, don't be so selfish!
16:14Why don't you go play Monopoly with some of your little friends?
16:17Hey!
16:19Look at you, terrified of one little fireball.
16:21I can't believe you're the king.
16:24Silly fool!
16:25Hmm, that's enough, you tease.
16:28Oh, look!
16:29I can see a hole in your pants!
16:31I can see your underwear, Mina!
16:33Dressing prayer!
16:34Oh, well, I guess I taught you my rebellious daughter, you silly fool.
16:44Don't call me a silly fool that surprise only charming people like myself may use,
16:47not cross-broad-looking buckets like you!
16:49Oh, stop it!
16:51I can't breathe!
16:51I can't breathe!
16:52If you'll just tell me where this people potion is,
17:01I can go and get it by myself, you know?
17:03Don't worry, don't worry.
17:05I'll be glad to show you the way through the mountains.
17:08Besides, I won't just be excess baggage.
17:11Look, I borrowed this from my grandfather's room.
17:13Whoa!
17:14How did you get your family to let you borrow their magic lightning cane?
17:17I didn't tell them I was taking it.
17:20All right, stand back and watch that tree.
17:23Spirits of the sky and air, unleash your power over there!
17:32We're doomed.
17:34And I see you've invited yourself along.
17:37This isn't a field trip, Pia.
17:39Oh, don't worry.
17:40I'll be good excess baggage, Meek.
17:42Somehow, I don't think she knows what that means.
17:45I'll just go on home, Pia.
17:46Make it I don't have time to babysit you
17:48and take your stupid Mappy with you!
17:52No, don't make Mappy mad, Lufa.
17:54You know I'll always be okay with Mappy guarding me.
17:57Isn't that right, Mappy?
18:02I hate that stupid mouse.
18:07I, Damaramu, am starving.
18:09The great Damaramu just realized
18:11that he hasn't eaten in over two weeks.
18:14How regretful it is indeed
18:17that even in his perfection,
18:19the mighty Damaramu cannot overcome
18:21the pangs of hunger in his mighty belly.
18:23Right, Roshi?
18:24Say, I was just wondering why you have a belly button.
18:37That's really very odd, you know,
18:38especially when you consider that you were hatched from an egg.
18:41Well, I am the product of very strange circumstances.
18:47You there!
18:49Give that little mouse to me!
18:51The great Damaramu must have it
18:52to appease his mighty stomach of steel!
18:55No way!
18:56No!
18:57Can't you see that I must eat
18:58in order to stay the pride of the armed forces?
19:01Huh?
19:02Mink!
19:03Go away, you big bully!
19:04Can't you see she doesn't want to give him to you?
19:07How dare you, Winch!
19:08You have committed a grievous sin!
19:10From that sneaky and treacherous blow,
19:12my mighty brain lost 100,003 cells!
19:16Huh?
19:16Mwahaha!
19:18That face is the one!
19:19I, Damaramu, have found the red dragon!
19:22Did you hear that?
19:23I think I may have hit him on the wrong part of the head!
19:25I think he sees a dragon instead of you.
19:28She is the one called Mink!
19:29No mistake about that!
19:31Huh?
19:34What fortuitous timing this is indeed!
19:37I'll kill you with one swing!
19:39Ah!
19:41Ah!
19:41Ah!
19:43Ah!
19:45I am not a dragon, you idiot!
19:47I'm a dragon half!
19:48Pony!
19:49Perhaps Damaramu has underestimated the enemy!
19:52Ha ha ha!
19:53He shall forever regret this!
19:55But now the real action is about to begin!
19:58Die, dragon!
20:00I told you I'm a dragon half!
20:02I, Damaramu, will not let you talk your way out of this,
20:05you sneaky red dragon!
20:07Ah!
20:07Ah!
20:08Hey!
20:08Hut!
20:09Hey!
20:09Hey!
20:10Hey!
20:10Hey!
20:10Hey!
20:10Hey!
20:11Hey!
20:11Hey!
20:12Hey!
20:12Hey!
20:13Hey!
20:13Hey!
20:14Hey!
20:14Hey!
20:15Hey!
20:15Hey!
20:16Hey!
20:16Hey!
20:17Hey!
20:17Hey!
20:18Hey!
20:18Hey!
20:19Hey!
20:19Hey!
20:20Hey!
20:20Hey!
20:21Hey!
20:21Hey!
20:22Hey!
20:23Hey!
20:24Hey!
20:25Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
20:31You can't get away and I won't let you escape!
20:36I ATTACK!
20:47I, Damaramu, shall ever regret this.
20:50Why don't you just give up and go back home?
20:53Damaramu gives up not, Roshi!
21:01Yes! Hold her still for me, Roshi!
21:04Look out, Link!
21:11One more step and Damaramu would have advanced two full positions in rank
21:16and earned 20 camels a week and bored.
21:19I, Damaramu, will forever regret this.
21:23What is it that brings you here, Dick Saucer?
21:27I have heard there is a dragon in your kingdom, Your Highness. If this is true, I beg you, allow me to wield the sword that slays it.
21:33Hmm.
21:34Oh!
21:35Yes, it is true. There is indeed a red dragon on the loose in this kingdom.
21:39Red? The most dangerous kind.
21:41Yes, that is right. Are you afraid, Saucer?
21:42Of course not. I've longed to test my steel against a red dragon. I'm ecstatic.
21:45The red dragon's power is unbelievable. But I know you can do it, Dick.
21:47Does that mean that you're going to allow me to slay this red dragon for you, Your Majesty?
21:49You betcha!
21:50However, there is a single catch to this task, my friend.
21:51Yes, it is true. There is indeed a red dragon on the loose in this kingdom.
21:55Red? The most dangerous kind.
21:57Yes, that is right. Are you afraid, Saucer?
22:00Of course not. I've longed to test my steel against a red dragon. I'm ecstatic.
22:05The red dragon's power is unbelievable. But I know you can do it, Dick.
22:10Does that mean that you're going to allow me to slay this red dragon for you, Your Majesty?
22:14You betcha!
22:16However, there is a single catch to this task, my friend.
22:19This vicious and evil red dragon disguises itself as this girl!
22:25Huh? She's a dragon? But I think I've seen this girl someplace before.
22:30Whee! Saucer's so great! Whee! Whee!
22:35She may act like that in order to get close to you, but don't let her do it.
22:39She's really a vicious dragon! Do you understand?
22:42Yes, I see, sire. I shall leave it once.
22:46Good luck, Dick Saucer.
22:50Come now, Mink. It's time for you to fall into your lover's lethal embrace.
22:55Hey, Mink, why are you laughing? Did you think of something funny?
23:00Something good is going to happen to me.
23:02Oh, really? And why is that?
23:04Oh, it's just a feeling.
23:08What can we say? Mink is a rotten fortune teller.
23:12What is Nink, Mink, Trey?
23:13I like to say, just to think...
23:15Oh my god,what is that?
23:17I'm not a shitbox.
23:19Oh, Trey!
23:20I'm not a bad guy.
23:22I'm not a bad guy.
23:23But, that's a terrible boy.
23:24I'm not a bad boy.
23:25I'm not a bad boy.
23:26Yet, you're down.
23:27You could be a bad boy.
23:28You've been a bad boy.
23:29It's a bad boy.
23:30You've been a hot boy.
23:31You're doing something bad.
23:32You're down.
23:33You're down.
23:34You're all down.
23:35I'm down.
23:36You're down.
23:37You're down.
23:38You're down.
24:09This is me
24:39To be continued...
25:09I love you.
25:39June 1, 8th, 10th.
25:41X7, X8.
25:43Jax, meets pickin'itan, l"!
25:48Dkwa dla me,
25:51to i'�tašeno.
25:58straido dja速 tahono
26:09Whee!
26:16Hey, here I come!
26:18Huh?
26:21Whee!
26:22Whee!
26:23Ah!
26:29Oh?
26:39Why didn't you take your armor off before jumping in?
26:50You're such a weirdo.
26:52I didn't take it off because my mom and dad said never to take it off.
26:55Oh, that's right.
26:57I've heard that your parents are a little overprotective at times, aren't they?
27:00Well, I think this is overdoing it.
27:03Hmm?
27:26So, I've found you at last, dragon.
27:29This vicious and evil red dragon disguises itself as this girl!
27:35Prepare yourself, fiend, for I shall vanquish thee.
27:40Yay, saucer!
27:41Whee!
27:42Whee!
27:43Whee!
27:44Whee!
27:45How can it be?
27:46Can this really be a horrible dragon?
27:49Yay, saucer!
27:51Whee!
27:52Whee!
27:53By the gods!
27:54Just like the king said she would!
27:55Whee!
27:56Saucer's so great!
27:57Whee!
27:58Whee!
27:59She may act like that in order to get close to you, but don't let her do it!
28:03She's really a vicious dragon!
28:05Do you understand?
28:08I'm sorry, young ladies.
28:09I'm only here to deal with the one called Mink.
28:12Saucer's going to deal with me!
28:15Aww!
28:18Now you can drop that preposterous disguise, red dragon!
28:22I can't believe this!
28:24I've wanted to meet you for so long, Mr. Saucer!
28:26Come on!
28:27It's wonderful!
28:28I still can't believe it's true!
28:30You came for me!
28:31This is getting ridiculous!
28:32It is like something out of a fairy-tale, isn't it?
28:37You can't trick me, red dragon!
28:39You may think you can deceive me with that charming girl routine, but I see right through your insidious plot!
28:44Hiya!
28:45Whee!
28:46Whee!
28:47Whee!
28:48Huh?
28:49Did you hear?
28:50Did you hear?
28:51He got me charming!
28:52Aww!
28:53We're jealous!
28:54Never have I beheld such swiftness!
28:55Never have I beheld such swiftness!
28:56At last, I begin to believe that you are the red dragon!
28:59Did you say red dragon?
29:01Well, actually, I'm not, but it's true that my mother is!
29:05Huh!
29:06Dick Saucer is not so easily deceived!
29:07Your horns and wings belie the evil monster inside you!
29:11Why not show us your true form?
29:37Why do you keep dodging away?
29:39Because I don't have any reason to fight with you, of course!
29:42Hmm.
29:43Are you implying that I am not good enough to fight with you, red dragon?
29:47No!
29:48That's not it at all!
29:49Darn it!
29:50In that case, dragon, prepare for my greatest move!
29:54Prepare for the ultimate sword stroke, my mighty saucer special!
29:58Here it comes!
30:07Ready?
30:08Aim!
30:09Aim!
30:15Huh?
30:16Oh!
30:17Darn it!
30:18I'm supposed to be in a concert right now!
30:21We'll finish this later, dragon!
30:23Farewell!
30:24He was awfully rude, wasn't he?
30:25Don't worry about those scratches!
30:26I'll heal you with my magic healing powers!
30:27Did you hear what Saucer said?
30:28These wings and tail sure messed everything up!
30:29Psst!
30:30Oh?
30:31I guess I've got no choice now but to get that people potion so Saucer will want me!
30:33Yeah, cool!
30:34This sucks!
30:35I would've thought that Damiramu would've taken care of her!
30:40I, Rosario, have a plan, your majesty!
30:41What we need right now is a really brilliant plan!
30:46I said that I have a plan!
30:47Does anybody here have a good plan?
30:48You bald moron!
30:49Guards!
30:50Guards!
30:51Get me a rope with a noose!
30:52A joke!
30:53A joke!
30:54A joke!
30:55Just kidding, sire!
30:56I shall get Mink to enter the Brutal Killer Martial Arts Tournament!
30:59The Brutal Killer Martial Arts Tournament?
31:00The Brutal Killer Martial Arts Tournament?
31:02The Brutal Killer Martial Arts Tournament?
31:04The tournament attracts the most vicious and bloodthirsty monsters from all over the world!
31:07If she enters the contest, then we can just sit back and watch them kill her!
31:09And since you're the sponsor, it shouldn't be too difficult to arrange, should it?
31:14Hmm.
31:15I don't have a good plan!
31:16Ah!
31:17Sorry!
31:18Any peace!
31:19What if I have a good plan?
31:20I have a good plan!
31:21You bald moron!
31:22Guards!
31:23Get me a rope with a noose!
31:24A joke!
31:25A joke!
31:26A joke!
31:27Just kidding, sire!
31:28I shall get Mink to enter the Brutal Killer Martial Arts Tournament!
31:31The Brutal Killer Martial Arts Tournament?
31:32Hmm, hey, that's pretty good. Yeah, yeah. Did I just hear you mention Mink?
31:39Ah, yes, Veena. We have a good idea as to how to deal with her. We'll enter her in the tournament.
31:45Oh, that is perfect. I'll enter too, so I can squash that little reptile skag with my own two hands.
31:51So, I take it you approve of my brilliant plan, do you?
31:54Yeah, it rocks!
31:55Hey, wait a second. It was I, Rosaria, who thought it up, your majesties.
32:00Father, I commend you on your brilliance.
32:01It was a piece of cake.
32:03Ha, ha, ha, ha, stupid inbred idiots.
32:05Garns, start a fire with a snake.
32:08A joke, a joke, just a little joke.
32:12I'm afraid that all we have left is 500 gambles.
32:15Oh, no. We have to get on that plane right away, but I don't think that's going to be enough.
32:2450,000 gambles!
32:26That's right, and we don't have any discounts or French fly-free plans either.
32:30I guess we'll just have to start selling Mink's favors.
32:32How about 10,000 gambles for one night with this nicely-tailed little piece?
32:40By the way, I just remembered something you might find interesting.
32:43There is one quick way that a young girl could earn 50,000 gambles.
32:52Batman said if I win this contest, I'll get 50,000 gambles.
32:55Um, hello?
32:56S-tickets are 500 gambles and A-tickets are 350.
33:00What do you want?
33:01Um, well, actually, could you please tell me how I can enter the tournament, sir?
33:05Huh? Enter the tournament?
33:06That's right.
33:07There, for crying out loud.
33:09All right, I suppose I can give you the test.
33:11You see, there are so many putzes who want to be in the tournament every year
33:15that we can't admit them all.
33:17So, we let everybody fight with this as a screening test!
33:21Three, the guardian of the Brutal Killer martial arts tournament, Minotaurus!
33:25So far, only seven people have passed this year.
33:28Can you beat him with your skinny arms?
33:30Can you, little girl?
33:32Ready, go!
33:36Hey, if you will just step this way, please.
33:38So, Mink is on her way to the tournament, is she?
33:40And what's the next stage of my plan?
33:42Don't worry, sire.
33:43Rosario has something very wicked up his sleeve.
33:54Gee, everybody looks so big and strong and mean, Mink.
33:57Oh, don't worry about it.
33:59You're the ultimate killer reptile, remember?
34:02Just who you calling a reptile?
34:04Saucer...
34:06Huh?
34:09Can I have you autograph, please?
34:13So, we meet again.
34:14I must admit, I'm a little surprised to see you here in the tournament.
34:18But I swear that I will get you this time, you loathsome hellspawn.
34:25Excuse me, young lady.
34:27Would you care to try one of my magic stamina drinks before the contest?
34:30Don't be stupid.
34:31And anyway, it's probably ex-lax or something.
34:34No way!
34:35How in the hell do you know that?
34:36Wait!
34:37I'll take one of those, please.
34:38Oh, thank you very much, my sweet young lady.
34:41Oh, Mr. Saucer!
34:45Please take this stamina drink and fight well in the tournament!
34:48Blah!
34:49Hmm.
34:50Don't worry.
34:51I won't lose in the tournament before I meet you, dragon.
34:54But since you're being so insistent, I'll take it then.
34:57You're still a fast operator, aren't you, snake slut?
35:09Princess Mina!
35:10Oh!
35:11Oh!
35:12Princess Mina!
35:13Oh!
35:14So this is that obsessed girl, is it?
35:17She does look mean and stuck up.
35:19I see that your friends have big mouths, but this should keep them from talking.
35:23Brick it!
35:24Oh!
35:25Oh!
35:26Oh!
35:27Oh!
35:28Oh!
35:29Leave him alone!
35:30I'll make you regret that, you lizard hussy!
35:33I'll see you in the ring!
35:35Ladies and gentlemen, the Brutal Killer Martial Arts Tournament is about to begin.
35:41For those who are watching this tournament for the first time, let me give you the rules.
35:45There is no time limit.
35:47Any weapon may be used.
35:48And the winner must either kill his opponent or paste this lovely picture of the king
35:52on his victim's forehead.
35:54I think I'd rather be dead.
35:56Now, let's begin the battle.
35:5850,000 camels and the glory of victory are at stake.
36:01In the first match, two-time defending champion and invincible idol, Dick Saucer.
36:06And his opponent, the strongest warrior from Hippoko Village, Guy.
36:15Come on, attack me.
36:17I won't even use my sword.
36:19What is this?
36:31What is this thunder running through my stomach?
36:34And this earth-shaking growling sound?
36:36Saucer is making strange moves!
36:39Could this be his new technique?
36:41That damn dragon tricked me!
36:50Um, why did you just laugh me?
36:51Look!
36:52Look at the gratitude on Saucer's face!
36:54He's saying thank you for that stamina drink I gave him!
36:57I'm gonna kill her!
37:00I know.
37:01I'll concentrate by singing.
37:03Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Saucer!
37:07Saucer's starting to sing his theme song!
37:10Could he be anticipating his victory already?
37:13Okay, the brown devil is running away?
37:16Uh!
37:17my god saucer loses what an upset what a victory for guy you you just a little in this calculation
37:27i can't believe dick saucer lost he probably wasn't feeling very good today i guess
37:42but at least that means you won't have to fight him isn't that right
37:46oh yeah that's right don't get you comfortable yet dragon girl for your first match will be against
37:53me it's impossible surely you have not forgotten the face of damaramu have you red dragon
38:01one more step and damaramu would have advanced two full positions in rank
38:15and earn 20 camels a week and board i damaramu will forever regret this
38:22you killed yourself with your own sword through your own head we saw it
38:27perhaps no ordinary person could have lived through that dragon
38:31but i am not normal
38:33you see damaramu's brain is very very compact
38:36and since my brain is so amazingly compact it was only nicked a little on one side causing very
38:43little damage
38:44how can anyone's brain be that small
38:48and now the second match the contestants are entering the ring
38:52behold my latest plan your majesty this is a numbing poison bug that i have trained to sting
38:58only mink really go forth and sting my friend
39:05well i see you're as good at training bugs as you are at sorcery
39:10and now for the second bout mink versus damaramu both are first time contestants
39:16behold mink behold the form of your doom
39:30hey wait we have to get all that armor thanks to modern science i have been reborn
39:36gaze upon the awesome might and spellbinding fury of blacksmith tony's mechanical body
39:42screaming damaramu light beam
39:46damaramu machine gun
39:49damaramu steel metal alloy feet
39:53and last but not least
39:55damaramu finger water squirter of doom
39:58don't let them intimidate you
40:00go for it meek
40:01go for it
40:02that's right here goes
40:04oh it really worked
40:10you see you see i'm awesome aren't i your majesty
40:13oh i see you're paralyzed with fright at the sight of meka damaramu
40:20i don't blame you because your ass is toast
40:24damaramu super and i kick this is for poor little roshi
40:29ah
40:31ah
40:32ah
40:33and now the water squirter of doom
40:35wow
40:36mink is no match for him
40:38wham wham
40:39damaramu's a man
40:40oh poor mink
40:42damaramu punch
40:43ah
40:44ah
40:46and now to finish it
40:48you die
40:50damaramu will ever regret this
40:53i have prematurely expended my ammunition while showing off
40:56well i'll use my super alloy kick
40:59ah
41:00ah
41:01damaramu's run out of gas
41:02my
41:03what a stunning sequence of stupidity
41:05that means this match is a draw since neither of us can move
41:09huh i don't think so dragon girl
41:11mega roshi
41:14oh by the seven gods here comes a mechanical bird
41:18but it's so small
41:21damn blacksmith tony sure did a crappy job
41:25but wait i still have my secret pocket sidewinder ultra bomb
41:30davaramu had forgotten he had one of those
41:32oh
41:34oh
41:35oh
41:36oh
41:37oh
41:38roshi
41:39come over here big boy
41:40oh
41:41oh
41:42oh
41:43oh
41:44oh
41:45oh
41:46oh
41:47oh
41:48oh
41:49oh
41:50oh
41:51oh
41:52oh
41:53oh
41:54oh
41:55oh
41:56oh
41:57oh
41:58oh
41:59oh
42:00oh
42:03oh
42:04oh
42:06ooh
42:07oh
42:08ooh
42:09oh
42:10woo
42:11my goodness
42:12the third match is over with just one blow
42:13voo was no match for princess venus fireball
42:14this is one princess who doesn't fight like a lady
42:16huh
42:17see that
42:19that's just a sample of what's waiting for you mink
42:21with my ultimate fireball and black sorcery i am invincible
42:24but if you forfeit now i promise to kill you painlessly
42:26painlessly that's right just keep pretending that you're not scared-to-death gecko girl
42:33wait folks this just in
42:50the son of a set against a warlock what I don't care if you are the warlock son with my fire and
42:58sorcery I'm invincible
43:00wow that happened way too fast folks let's see it again
43:19I could win any time I want but first I'll have some fun with you
43:34I knew you'd fall for that even though you are prince and warlock you're still just a kid and everyone knows the kids like candy I guess I didn't take you seriously enough but I'll never fall for a stinky trick like that again
43:41I knew you'd fall for that even though you are prince and warlock
43:51you're still just a kid and everyone knows the kids like candy
43:54I guess I didn't take you seriously enough but I'll never fall for a stinky trick like that again
43:59oh that was too dirty I mean good move
44:05your body shows your age and now the final blow a cheesy cracker
44:10I don't like cheesy crackers
44:12you
44:21and now the grand finale
44:23you can do it me
44:28you grew up and dying dragon hat
44:30代 zag dian
44:33I'm the one who should rightfully be out there fighting in that tournament right now damn you for this dragon
44:38in that tournament right now damn you for this dragon
44:44you do know why I'm in this tournament don't you dragon half for the money I
44:49guess right oh come on don't play games with me you reptile what did you just
44:54call me I'm no reptile but I am the daughter of a dragon I don't care what
45:00you are it makes no difference to a master demon like me what's a master
45:05demon yeah we demons are the leaders of all monsters and evil beings and my
45:11father the warlike is that a death is the supreme ruler overall I know that you
45:16have played treason against my father dragon half and for that you must die
45:21huh what are you saying I've never plotted any kind of treason against your father
45:25is that a death don't lie to me I know for a fact that you said you're going to
45:29kill my father is that a death what are you talking about I've never even heard
45:33of a zone of death until just now hold on a second I've got to go check what
45:39happened in episode one again good morning good morning ah they cut all my
45:43scenes out of the first part of the video I told you so and now you have no
45:48reason to fight me isn't that right shut up you a demon doesn't care about story got
45:52naughty I'm gonna beat you up anyway how's it feel to be toast huh
46:11you're still alive I see you're no ordinary reptile dragon half but still not even you can stand against my enchanted demon
46:16blade god slayer
46:23yeah
46:25you're still alive I see you're no ordinary reptile dragon half but still not even you can stand against my enchanted demon blade god slayer
46:35I think I'll toy with you for a bit you really don't have to do that on my account but thanks anyway
46:50I wish he would stop destroying the audience or at least the broadcast booth
47:03I was so determined I swore that Sasa would be the first man to see me I swore
47:30you fool you can't do anything to this sword
47:42I'm in
47:48mm-hmm
47:51you did
47:55uh
48:00and then you can only need one thing
48:03whoa
48:03uh
48:09know
48:15I think you won!
48:17Hoey, Finn! You're the best ever! Hoey! Hoey!
48:21Oh?
48:22Ha ha ha! Hoey!
48:24Huh? Oh.
48:45Him!
48:54You're the best!
49:02Almighty!
49:14Yank-yank! Yank-yank!
49:15One, two, three, four, e-r!
49:18Time to go!
49:19Hey!
49:20Tomatoes are not mine,
49:23I'm the one,
49:27I'm the one,
49:30I'm the one,
49:31I'm the one,
51:20Damn you!
51:21I won't forgive you for this, MIG!
51:24And Damaramu is pretty pissed off, too!
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