00:00You're contemplating whether or not I'm back on my meds, huh?
00:03I heard, I heard the old man say,
00:06Danny!
00:07John, get out of that, T.I.A.
00:10What's with the moving cell?
00:11I'm heading up to Ottawa, Canada.
00:12Ottawa?
00:13To start at the new paleontology research center.
00:16Don't freak out when you learn what actually killed the dinosaurs.
00:18It wasn't a meteor, I'll tell you that.
00:21No one wants to believe the truth anymore, man.
00:23The dentist injects you with microchips.
00:25Bill Gates had Princess Di assassinated.
00:27Aliens not only exist, but have been living amongst us since the 1996 Summer Olympics.
00:32Did you know there's a metropolis of squid people living directly beneath Santa Fe, New Mexico?
00:36I just made contact with an associate of mine.
00:389-1-1, what's your emergency?
00:41I have been kidnapped by my brother.
00:43Relax, it's not even loaded.
00:45Whoa, Danny!
00:46What are you doing?
00:47I've been shot.
00:48I'm gonna suck the bullet out.
00:50Oh gross, he's vaccinated.
00:52I have been drugged.
00:53No!
00:54Ah!
00:55Move!
00:56Ah!
00:57Yeah, we even.
00:58Okay.
00:59Whether you like it or not, I'm the one that got you into this mess and I'm the only one
01:01who could get you out, so we have to stick together.
01:03That's them!
01:04Run!
01:05Whoa!
01:06Whoa!
01:07Whoa!
01:08Whoa!
01:09Whoa!
01:10Does this mean anything to you?
01:11Huh?
01:12Ha ha ha!
01:13Ha ha ha!
01:14Ha ha ha!
01:15Ha ha ha!
01:16People need to know about this.
01:17What?
01:18So they can pretend to know what's best for humanity?
01:20Please.
01:21Leave that to us celebrities.
01:23Ha ha ha!
01:24Nice!
01:25Welcome back to Taco Gary's.
01:27Check your weapons in with me, sir.
01:37Bingo!
01:38Bongo!
01:39Now we seal the agreement with a simple genital cupping.
01:42Oh, jeez.
01:43Cheers!
01:44queen
01:47Julio
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