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💖elegram@linkeex1
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00:00Hey, whoa! What are you doing here?
00:06Oh my god, it is here.
00:11David!
00:12What? Al, Al, what are you doing? Calm down. Put down the lamp.
00:15You followed me here from Vegas. You're a creep.
00:19I didn't follow you. Oh, dude, I live here.
00:21No, you don't. This is Kennedy's family home.
00:23Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:25I'm staying in the guest house.
00:27Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:29Okay, it is. It is. I'm, I am her brother's manager.
00:36You, that is Pierce's manager and an emotionless psycho.
00:41Oh, you manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:46Yes, for like four or five years now, give or take.
00:50Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:52So you're not a stalker?
01:00No.
01:02Yeah, good. Disarm your lamp.
01:04I'm disarming.
01:07Okay, can we rewind here a little bit?
01:10So, okay, we're...
01:12We're both living here.
01:15Yeah.
01:16Yep.
01:16Yep.
01:17And I clearly made a mistake.
01:20So, I'm gonna...
01:23L-A-B-D.
01:25Hello?
01:27L-A-B-D.
01:29What?
01:30Well, I thought you were stalking.
01:32Oh, kindly, I'm not.
01:33Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
01:35Well, I know that now.
01:37Hello?
01:37I'm coming, officer.
01:41Just...
01:42Good afternoon, officer.
01:47We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
01:50Are you the one who called it in?
01:52Yeah.
01:52Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
01:55This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine.
01:58And thank you so much for stopping by.
02:01Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:02Hang on there, little lady.
02:04I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
02:07Do you happen to know his name?
02:11I don't even know my husband's real name.
02:15Uh, well, you see, the thing...
02:17Uh, the thing is...
02:18It was me, officer.
02:21Ha!
02:22Ha!
02:22Oh, so, wait.
02:24You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
02:30It was an honest mistake.
02:31Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
02:33I never mind coming to this house.
02:35It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
02:36Uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife?
02:38By the way, she's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
02:41Oh, you bet she is.
02:42I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one
02:47walls.
02:47Yeah.
02:47Cool, cool, cool.
02:49Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
02:51I appreciate it.
02:51Oh, absolutely.
02:52Say how to your brother for me.
02:53I will.
02:54Cool.
02:55Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
02:56Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
02:56We have to get some things straight right now.
03:03Shit.
03:04Okay, let me explain.
03:07I had my reasons.
03:10Readers?
03:11For what?
03:11For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
03:18Okay, look, I live a very high-profile life, and sometimes it's like, it's hard for me
03:24to trust people.
03:29Why are you laughing?
03:31Nothing.
03:32Nothing, because you live here, and I live here.
03:37And we got married last night.
03:44Hey, is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
03:49My life is, this is such a shit show.
03:51All of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner,
03:57and here I am, married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim.
04:05Like this, oh, who, who insists that I call him Mr. C?
04:12Like he's some sort of James Bond villain or something.
04:16That's great.
04:17This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
04:22I think I'm going to grow up.
04:25Okay, you doing, I have like a bad gag reflex.
04:28Like you doing it, it's going to make, okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, just breathe.
04:33Breathe, okay?
04:34Hey, are you good?
04:39Okay.
04:40Mr. C, whatever your name is, we need to get a divorce.
04:46What?
04:47Clearly, I don't know what I was doing.
04:49My friends, they're all getting married, they're all having kids, and I'm not.
04:52And that's fine, but I don't know what I was thinking.
04:55I do.
04:56I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
04:58Okay, so I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
05:04Uh-huh, uh-huh.
05:04Just a couple and just a few.
05:06But it's not funny.
05:07Okay.
05:07It's not funny.
05:08It's not funny.
05:09So I know, though, for a fact that you are the one for me.
05:14Oh, yeah.
05:16How do you, for a fact, how?
05:18Mm-hmm.
05:18Because you make me feel sick.
05:24So, so, here's what we're going to do.
05:36I am going to go pack my things.
05:38I'm going to go pack my things, and then I'm going to get a lawyer, and then he's going to-
05:41Okay, oh my God, can you just let me talk for two minutes?
05:43No, I don't want to, because I want to get this taking care of my own.
05:46I think, wait, what are you doing?
05:48You don't stop talking.
05:49Stop, let me go.
05:51No, go, take care.
05:52Oh, my God.
05:54Oh, are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
05:59If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
06:05Hey, come here.
06:09All right.
06:10What am I looking at?
06:11Okay, five years ago, it was nothing.
06:14Okay, just dirt.
06:16Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
06:20Nothing but exposed rhubarb and empty trenches.
06:24So, am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
06:29You're neither.
06:30My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances, but something that
06:37you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
06:41Look, El, I'm a rational man.
06:46The fact that you and I are living here in L.A., where there's like 10 million people.
06:52I mean, that doesn't just happen.
06:54The odds of that are crazy.
06:55Yeah, they are.
06:57But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
07:01How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
07:08Maybe you don't have to.
07:11Okay.
07:13What are you proposing?
07:1630 days.
07:17We give it a shot.
07:18Okay, we don't tell anybody.
07:20And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
07:25What do you say?
07:29For like a 30-day trial?
07:31I'm a businessman, aren't I?
07:33Yeah, you are.
07:35But this isn't some subscription service.
07:38This is real life with real consequences.
07:42Higher stakes.
07:42Like getting her feelings hurt?
07:48I mean, if that's what you're worried about, El, I mean, that's life.
08:05All of our friends are married, El.
08:07You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
08:1230 days.
08:17And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways.
08:20And neither of us say anything to anyone.
08:24Got it?
08:25Fine.
08:26I accept your terms.
08:28But I have terms of my own.
08:32Of course you do.
08:33Okay?
08:34Term number one.
08:35We sleep in the same bed.
08:37Not to start.
08:38No.
08:39That is not a weird ask.
08:40Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
08:41We're not in the medieval.
08:44Collins, I'm sorry.
08:45Do you color code your sock drawer?
08:48Yeah.
08:48Do you not?
08:50Weird.
08:51Okay.
08:51No.
08:52Term number two.
08:53One night a week.
08:55Date night.
08:57Okay.
08:58Starting tomorrow, I see.
09:007 p.m.
09:00Okay?
09:02If you're buying.
09:03Term number three.
09:05Hmm.
09:05We're going to give this a real shot.
09:08We should be intimate.
09:09Excuse me?
09:10How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
09:13Wow.
09:13Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
09:16No.
09:17Never had one.
09:18How?
09:18How?
09:19What?
09:20Never had one.
09:21No time.
09:22Or interest.
09:23I mean, until now.
09:25Okay.
09:26Great.
09:27Awesome.
09:27I'm your first pancake.
09:28That's awesome.
09:29We're doomed.
09:30Damn.
09:30Those are my terms.
09:32One night of intimacy per week.
09:34Take it or leave it.
09:34Take it or leave it.
09:35You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
09:39My answer?
09:41No.
09:42We're going to go slow.
09:44Snail pace.
09:45Tortoise pace.
09:46No, no, no.
09:46No.
09:47Fossil pace.
09:49Slow.
10:00What was that?
10:10I don't know.
10:11You just...
10:12You get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
10:17Okay.
10:19We can keep turn two date nights.
10:23But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
10:25And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
10:35Okay.
10:37No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
10:39Your real name?
10:41It's Oliver.
10:43Oliver it is.
10:53I've loved you since the moment I first saw you.
10:55I won't screw this up.
11:10Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
11:13No.
11:14Oh, no!
11:20I'm going to kill him.
11:21What are you doing?
11:27Good morning!
11:29Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
11:33Deals aren't going to make themselves.
11:36I'll start the day off right, huh?
11:39You got...
11:39Okay, well, could you start the day right?
11:42I'm a little bit more...
11:43I don't know, quietly, please?
11:45Steve?
11:48No.
11:51No.
11:53He says no.
11:54Wow, okay, yeah, because who needs sleep?
11:56I don't know.
11:58I don't know.
11:58I don't know.
11:58I don't know.
11:59I don't know.
12:056 in the morning, stupid.
12:07Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
12:13Woo!
12:14Excuse me for dancing.
12:40No.
12:43No, I don't care what you say.
12:45I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
12:49What?
12:49Do you think I'm an idiot?
12:52No.
12:55Fine.
13:01Totally.
13:02No, no, that is unacceptable.
13:09One night a week?
13:10Date night.
13:13Seven p.m., okay?
13:13Okay.
13:13Okay.
13:13Okay.
13:13Okay.
13:13Okay.
13:40Bye.
13:47Bye.
13:48Bye.
13:48Bye.
14:02Bye.
14:07I'll see you next time.
14:37Okay, wow. You choose now to be quiet? Of all times?
14:47Good morning to you, too. And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning,
14:52you have a little nerve calling me the loud one.
14:55Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
14:58A wellness event?
15:00Yes.
15:01With who?
15:02My friend Kennedy.
15:07What? What are you thinking?
15:09No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
15:14I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going.
15:18Why, are you jealous?
15:19No. Go for it. I'm zen time.
15:23Yeah, okay.
15:32You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
15:35This is me. Take it or leave it?
15:38Trust me. I plan to leave it.
15:41Well, have fun working.
15:44Or whatever you're going to do.
15:50God, he's boring.
16:00So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
16:03Yeah, it's complicated. But stop. Don't make fun of me.
16:06Nothing. A little wellness retreat can't fix.
16:12Oh, idea.
16:22We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu.
16:27Honoring our soul's remembrance.
16:30So true, girl.
16:32We're here at Casa...
16:34Great. Ella with Kennedy.
16:36What could possibly go wrong?
16:39So?
16:39Hmm.
16:40What's he really like?
16:41If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
16:45Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
16:48Complicated.
16:49He's smart.
16:51And intense.
16:53He works...
16:55A lot.
16:56I don't know. He's just different in Vegas.
16:57Of course he was!
16:59Ah, you were drunk.
17:00He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
17:05Ugh.
17:06God, he sounds like my brother.
17:08Funny.
17:09He, he, he, he, he.
17:19Hey, hey.
17:21You okay?
17:24Yeah.
17:25Yeah?
17:26Yeah.
17:27I'm gonna go.
17:29Oh.
17:30I'm gonna go get some air.
17:32Okay.
17:33Do you want me to come with you?
17:34No.
17:34I'm okay.
17:35I'm okay.
17:36I'm okay.
17:36I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
17:40Yes.
17:41Yes.
17:41Yes.
17:42Or, I'm gonna throw up in it.
17:45TBD.
17:46Okay.
17:46Okay.
17:47Okay.
17:47Yeah.
17:48Okay.
17:48Okay.
17:49Okay.
17:51Okay.
17:52Okay.
17:53Okay.
17:54Okay.
17:55Okay.
17:56Okay.
17:57Okay.
17:58Okay.
17:59Okay.
18:00Okay.
18:01Okay.
18:02Okay.
18:03Okay.
18:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:07Hi.
18:08Hi.
18:09Do you have to take, um, actual magic mushrooms in them?
18:15Oh, yeah.
18:17Yeah, yeah.
18:18A healthy dose.
18:20Oh.
18:21Oh.
18:22Shh.
18:23Be well, ether sister.
18:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:34Oh.
18:51Oh.
18:52Oh.
18:53Oh.
18:54Oh.
18:55Oh.
18:56Oh.
18:57Um, thank you for driving me.
19:01Do I owe you anything?
19:03I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
19:06Oliver?
19:09Oh, he saved me.
19:11My angel.
19:14Oh, my.
19:27Oliver?
19:32Oliver!
19:34Hey, big boy.
19:42Biela.
19:47Oh, my God, it's you.
19:51Hi, Biela.
19:53Are you high?
19:56Whoa.
19:57This is just so crazy because, because earlier her face was turning into yours, and now your face is turning into hers, and it's like you're, like, the same person.
20:12God, you're handsome.
20:14What did Kennedy give you?
20:16Chocolate, baby.
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