00:00.
00:05.
00:10Salon de Chica!
00:13Salon de Chica!
00:16Salon de Chica!
00:19Wow!
00:21Papasok kang tsaka, lalabas kang Diyosa!
00:26Mama, ma'am, na tinahayaan mo na ginaganong-ganong ka lang ng dalawang niya?
00:29Ano ba siya?
00:30Kasi nga, dahil mo buwan ko na siya hindi napapasahod.
00:33Ikaw naman!
00:34Nakikiusap lang ako sa kanya, nasasahod ako naman siya next month.
00:37Iyaan mo na.
00:38Huwag mo lang sahura kung nakikikain naman yan sa atin, Mama No.
00:41Kaya tabi yung suot niya, limang araw na yun sa kanya.
00:44Ano?
00:45Tignan mo yung isa, oh.
00:46Mukhang nga nagbagong buhay, nagpalit ng religion.
00:48Ewan ko ba?
00:49Pero alam mo, Mama Noot, I am very very excited today.
00:52Ay bakit?
00:53For what?
00:54Darating ang ating beloved client.
00:56Nag-confirm siya ngayon, mismo.
00:59Ngayon mismo ang appointment niya.
01:01Wala naman.
01:02Stop!
01:03Stop right there!
01:04Bakit?
01:05Stop!
01:06Sino to?
01:07Yung mainitin yung ulo?
01:08Tignan!
01:09Tignan lang!
01:10Tignan lang!
01:11Ito ba yung nanguntog ng Mama Noot?
01:16Nandiyo na kaya siya?
01:17Asang ba?
01:18Ay!
01:19Makakala siya!
01:20Oh, mag-aizo tayo!
01:21Oh, mag-aizo tayo!
01:22Oh my god!
01:23Oh, mag-aizo tayo!
01:24Ayan na, ayan na din!
01:25Ay sinun to ha!
01:26Bakit nandito yung mga may algo cast ng Mortal Kombat!
01:31Ha!
01:32Ito ba gusto ito!
01:34Atte, aya.
01:35Excuse me!
01:36Excuse me!
01:37Uh, sino kayo?
01:51What about the voice of the boy in it ulo?
01:53Boy in it hovoo?
01:54We better not кaming u reduced!
01:58Where's she?
01:59I saw you at Miss Gaye Quiapo,
02:01mga bayad din kayo,
02:02at saka bakit kayo dumating dito?
02:05Teka, teka,
02:06ganyan ba kayo mag-accommodate ng customer?
02:08Sis, sabi sa'yo eh,
02:10wag na tayo dito.
02:11Chaka na nga yung salon,
02:13chaka pa yung mga tao.
02:14Ay, wag ka ba.
02:16Wag ka mamang tayang sa'yo ha.
02:18Pinaparingan yung dalawa, Mama Noor.
02:20Wag ba?
02:21Pinaparingan kayo,
02:22pinaparingan kayo.
02:23Uy, kasama ka doon!
02:25Hindi nga!
02:25Wag ka mo isasama ka!
02:27Wala ka narinig sa'yo kahit muka kakambag ng SM.
02:30Wow!
02:31Ah, excuse me, ah, what's happening here?
02:34Handali, ah, handali.
02:35Uy, uy, sabi lang, kami lang to.
02:38Uy, sabi lang to.
02:38Nagkakulik ka lang, nag-i-English.
02:40Gwapo ka nga, pero nung umubo ka, nilunok mo naman.
02:43Sayang dawi.
02:46Um, Mama Noor, I'm sorry, I was late.
02:49Because I'm doing something there, so.
02:51Ah, okay.
02:52Marong, kamusta kayo, kamusta kayo, kamusta kayo?
02:54Um, okay naman.
02:55You're here.
02:56Ay, ba ba't ka nadatala dyan, nag-i-English?
02:58Okay, hanggang mo.
02:59Hahaha!
03:00Yung maintenance nyo.
03:02Anong pre?
03:03Huwake, awayin mo na!
03:04Anong pre?
03:05Para uminit yung ulong.
03:06Nasaan yung away?
03:07Ako yung startin.
03:08Sino, sino bububuhin natin?
03:10Sige!
03:11Sino!
03:12Sino pa natin!
03:13Sige!
03:14Stop, stop, stop.
03:15Kalma, calm.
03:16Bibi, kalma.
03:17Away?
03:18Anong calm, calm, calm.
03:20Wala nga, why?
03:21I'm fine.
03:23How about you?
03:24Teka lang, baka nagwa-warm-up siya, Mama Noor.
03:26Baka nga, baka nga.
03:27Let's try a different approach.
03:29Baka ka na dito sa salon, ha?
03:31Masyado ka ng matapang, pinapainit mo ulo ko, ha?
03:34Parang nakalimutan mo na yung dati, ha?
03:36Sinasabi ko talaga sa'yo.
03:37Ano?
03:38Ha?
03:39Takot ka, no?
03:40Hindi ka pag-alit?
03:41Di ka si Sigal.
03:42Di nagagalit, eh.
03:43Mamano, di di nagagalit.
03:44Hindi pa rin siya nagagalit.
03:45Naalala mo itong video na to?
03:47Meron ako niyan.
03:48Tataas ako, tataas ako.
03:49Hindi, hindi.
03:50Alam mo, pasensya na.
03:51I'm sorry.
03:52Kasi, 2026 na eh.
03:53So, New Year, new me.
03:55Wow, bagong-bago yun.
03:56New Year, new me na.
03:57Bakit?
04:01Sino nagsabi sa'yo magbabago ka?
04:03Waki!
04:04Tandaan mo yung sinabi ni Maricel Soriano.
04:06Boom, buddy buddy bunche.
04:07Walang magbabago sa pamilya ngayon.
04:09Mwem, mwem, mwem, mwem.
04:10Bago yun?
04:11Tama, alay na, alay na.
04:12Halit ka na ka dito.
04:13Tika nga!
04:14Tika nga!
04:15Tika nga!
04:16Ano ba?
04:17Bakit nyo ba kasi siya ginagalit?
04:18Mamanot!
04:19Mamanot!
04:20Mamanot!
04:21Tito ka nga!
04:22Ay!
04:23Pag nagagalit kasi yan,
04:24inuuntog niyan yung mga kabaklaan sa muscles niya,
04:27tapos sasayaw pa yan.
04:28Oo, ganon.
04:30Yuto kami na-excite.
04:31Yes.
04:32Sis, sayaw lang pala yung gusto nila eh.
04:34So, kayang-kaya namin yan, sis?
04:36That's good.
04:37Music.
04:38Music, please.
04:39Excuse me.
04:40Nasaaw lang sila.
04:41Masaya ka na naman.
04:42Ay!
04:55Okay na yan!
04:56Stop!
04:57Stop!
04:58Stop!
04:59Teka lang, mahaba pa yung tunog eh.
05:00Hindi yan mahaba.
05:01Mahaba pa yung music eh.
05:02Mamanot!
05:03Sumasakit yung ulo namin.
05:05Becky ka.
05:06Becky ka.
05:07Becky ako.
05:08Nakita-kita tumititig ka eh.
05:10Ikaw, Deb.
05:11Sorry, sorry.
05:12Becky.
05:13At saka hindi naman yan ang gusto namin makita utang na loob na susuka ko.
05:17Kayo talaga.
05:18Hayaan nyo na lang si Bo yung initulo kung gusto nyo talaga magbago.
05:21Basta dito sa Salon Di Chica ang hindi magbabago.
05:24Lagi tayong may latest and hottest.
05:26Chismis!
05:27Okay.
05:28Quiet, quiet.
05:29Okay.
05:30Quiet, quiet.
05:31Hindi nga pa-okay na natin itong magagandang babae.
05:32Siyempre mo po na.
05:33Ay, Chun-Li.
05:34Upo ka muna.
05:35May isang hunk ililing man ang chismis.
05:38Ay naku, naloka raw sa kanya yung mga travel buddies.
05:42Bakit?
05:43Habang nasa ibang bansa, ito, ano ba kasing nangyari?
05:47Uy, teka lang naman.
05:48Kasi pag-travel, travel.
05:49Alang sayon yan, ha?
05:50Siyempre mo maraming malimit mag-travel, di ba ito?
05:52Ito, o.
05:53Sige, parin ka-travel.
05:54Ano ba nangyari?
05:55Huy, hindi nga kumakayo.
05:56Wala akong passport.
05:57Ay, sorry.
05:58Eh, ganito nangyari, mamano.
06:00Nagyaya daw itong actor na po marty party sa isang LGBTQ bar.
06:05Oo.
06:06Pero nagulat daw sila kasi mayroon siyang request na parang ganito ang eksena.
06:09Ay, paano na lang natin.
06:11Ay, maganda po ito.
06:12Acting.
06:13Nice.
06:14Camera.
06:15Action.
06:16Woo.
06:17Woo.
06:18Woo.
06:19Nako, nandito na si Hurlian.
06:20Pare pare.
06:21Woo.
06:22Pare pare.
06:23Ah, guys.
06:26Wait lang, guys.
06:28Ah.
06:29Guys.
06:30Di pa tayo dun sa ibang bar.
06:32Gusto ko yung ano, yung marami niya.
06:34Pogi.
06:35Ah.
06:36Ah.
06:37Bet ko yan.
06:39Ah.
06:40May alam ako, mga bata.
06:42Yung Ginesa bar.
06:44Ha?
06:45Ginesa bar.
06:46Ang kusay naman yun, mama.
06:48Huwag doon ti best.
06:49Which shit girls bet you call doon ti best, mami.
06:51Tsaka kadami na mga Pilipino doon.
06:53Huwag doon doon.
06:54Ah.
06:55Doon na lang tayo.
06:57Sabar sa kablang street.
07:00Masaya daw.
07:26I would say, I was a picture of my girl.
07:29I was a kid. I was a kid.
07:32You know, in the Philippines,
07:34I was a kid.
07:36And...
07:37That's it.
07:39It's not the travel bodies of the actor's request.
07:43They're surprised.
07:45It's okay.
07:47I'm a tired.
07:48Why?
07:49I'm a tired.
07:51You want me to read it?
07:53I'm a theater actor.
07:56What's the clue?
07:57Let's get married.
07:59With the name of her,
08:00there's a letter L.
08:02As in love, wins.
08:03Because she's a friend of her request.
08:06You know, we don't have a clue.
08:09You know what?
08:11You know what?
08:13Why me?
08:14Why are you not here?
08:15Are you familiar with me?
08:17Are you familiar with me?
08:19Are you familiar with me?
08:21With me?
08:22How?
08:23Who?
08:24Who is Alan?
08:25Take a look,誰 and I will kill you?
08:29Do we know like?
08:30Are you familiar with me?
08:32Do you remember now considering that you just show us the camera?
08:34Do you know that?
08:35Hallelujah?
08:36Oh my God!
08:37inches.
08:38Who did you know a dress?
08:40So youaged...
08:41Let me ease
08:42I'm afraid that L was a kiss.
08:44Oh, go kill them.
08:46Hani learnt.
08:47clamp on.
08:48How did she kill it?
08:49Nasa TikTok lang ako.
08:50Umamin ka na mama!
08:52Igaw ba?
08:54Hinong hula mo?
08:56Bakit pa kinukutuhan?
08:57Bakit pa kinukulot?
08:58Bakit pa kinukulot?
09:00Hindi ko mahulahan eh, ang hirap.
09:03Ano ka ba naman?
09:04May clue na nga, hindi mo pa mahulaan.
09:07Napakasimple yung tanong.
09:09Eh hindi ko nga mahulaan eh.
09:11I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay?
09:13Ayan!
09:14Hindi, karina kasi may clue dah.
09:15May binigay na kami clue.
09:16Eh nahulaan nga ng mga babae, dapat mahulaan mo rin.
09:18Oo, simple lang naman, diba?
09:19Nagbigay naman ng clue sa'yo,
09:21tapos dapat alam mo na yan.
09:22Showbiz ka, diba?
09:24Dato nga, diba?
09:25Dapat alam mo rin!
09:27Eh hindi ko nga mahulaan!
09:29Nagagalit na siya.
09:30Ayan na, ayan na!
09:31Di ba magagalit na, nagagalit na?
09:32Di ba, tsaka dati yung ugali mo talagang...
09:35Director's cue, ha? Actor's cue.
09:37Ay!
09:38Okay, ready, game.
09:39Ito ka, ito nga mga babae, nakikinig na sila.
09:42Alam nila yung clue, bakit ka hindi mo mahulaan?
09:44Sa ana!
09:44Eh hindi ko nga mahulaan!
09:45Why are you forcing me, ha?
09:48Do you want me to... your head to my muscle?
09:51Ayun!
09:52Ayun, kunti na lang!
09:53Do you understand?
09:54Kunti pa!
09:55Parang tito mong natin!
09:56Ha?
09:57Para mas magalit pa, nanay mo, street fighter!
09:59Huwag ka na magalit, ha?
10:01Ibubulong ko na lang sa'yo kung sino, okay?
10:03Oh, really?
10:04Yeah!
10:05Oh, thank you!
10:05Who is it?
10:06Bakit mo naman!
10:08Bakit mo pinigilan?
10:09Oh my God!
10:10Bakit mo pinigilan?
10:11At bakit mo sinabi?
10:12Bakit?
10:13Why?
10:14Ika sumusobra ka na, ha?
10:15What?
10:16Isa ka ilamera ka?
10:17Ha?
10:18Kayo?
10:19Sumusobra na kayo, ha?
10:20Pumunta na nga kayo na walang intasyon?
10:22Ay!
10:23Ay!
10:26Unusup mo ang ZWERTUS
10:27At, uh, unusup mo i-pouseyo na po yun sa aming Facebook page!
10:31Tutok lang po dahil susunod na po ang puno ng ZWERTUS
10:35Sa pagbabaligyan ng T-ika!
10:39I'm so big.
11:09I'm so big.
11:39I'm so big.
12:09I'm so big.
Comments