00:00I had a new job. My mother was more or less happy and I was an emerging social media star with more than 1 lakh followers, including...
00:11Does Shahrukh can't really follow you on Twitter?
00:13I thought that I am the badshah of the virtual world.
00:17But in the real world, the badshah was closed.
00:21Kari, please, two more minutes.
00:23What will happen in two minutes? Maggie is a little bit.
00:26Kari, can you go down on me? I think that will work.
00:29What is this? Hashtag Penny Penis Nonsense.
00:32You fucking turned me into a hashtag, man.
00:34I mean, Lachu, has your name or my name written.
00:37Yeah, but people are fucking guessing. They will fucking find a link, man.
00:40This is not a mistake.
00:42Some people are having problems.
00:44Why are you running out?
00:46Is there an issue in your plumbing?
00:47Dude, you need to defend this.
00:50What will you drink?
00:52Lords, why aren't you replying?
00:53Why don't you make coffee?
00:55Okay, what will you drink?
00:57You will listen to me.
00:59But I'm going to take a drink.
01:00I'm going to take a drink.
01:04I'm probably going to keep it here.
01:06But now my account setting is only me.
01:09And everyone only.
01:11There's no energy on you.
01:13Just leave now.
01:15I lied to Meeta about you tweeting about another magazine article.
01:20Because you replied to your personal followers.
01:26Yes, sister.
01:27I'm wearing my penis.
01:28You know, Meeta, there's a difference between being alone and being aloof.
01:35So just because we're letting you be alone, doesn't mean we're going to let you be aloof.
01:40I'll never go out on a date with you.
01:43Oh, cool a brownie.
01:46Can you breathe?
01:49Is your name or a flaw?
01:52Do you know what?
01:58I'm going to tell you something.
02:04Tell me, tell me in your heart I am somewhere, somewhere
02:09Why am I here?
02:11Now, just one question.
02:13Will I rise in love?
02:34Now, just one question.
02:41Now, just one question.
02:45I am still asleep in love.
02:49I am still asleep in love.
02:54I am still asleep in love.
02:58I don't know, I don't know.
03:02I don't know, I don't know.
03:07Why am I alone?
03:12What do I do?
03:14What do I do?
03:16No, no, no, no, no.
03:21Now, just one question.
03:25Like I have fallen asleep in love.
03:30I have fallen asleep in love.
03:34I have fallen asleep in love.
03:38I have fallen asleep in love.
03:42Thank you, Meeta.
03:44That really means a lot.
03:46What are you doing?
03:47Weed?
03:48No, Meeta, I am asking you.
03:53Will you get appreciation for a Twitter handle?
03:56You have never been impressed by pieces that have taken months to develop.
04:01And now you are impressed.
04:05I am sorry?
04:07Are you?
04:09I do not appreciate the story.
04:12No, Meeta.
04:13How could you?
04:14When I have problems.
04:15I am quite okay.
04:16Nothing great.
04:17People are sitting in the pot.
04:18And now you are right.
04:19I have opened a Twitter handle and everyone is going gaga over it.
04:21I am going to order online food.
04:22And I get appreciated for it which I did not even cook.
04:37So now you tell me how am I overreacting to this new shift.
04:41I would love to do that.
04:43But can we do this alone?
04:46Fine.
04:48Good.
04:49Good.
04:53And you, if you have a mind blowing idea, please share it now.
04:56We will be impressed.
04:57We will be impressed.
04:58We will be impressed.
04:59The mood changes.
05:00Last time something happened.
05:01What the fuck is your problem?
05:04This is so unfair, Arunima.
05:08You know, I have never disrespected your work.
05:11I have always appreciated it.
05:14When I am not saying anything, why are you being such a...
05:17What?
05:18You know what?
05:19At least for once, except that someone is trying to do something else.
05:23You know what?
05:24You are just an old school cynic and nothing more.
05:26That's it.
05:27Oh, you know what?
05:28You are a writer who is yet to hit puberty.
05:31Mr. Lord.
05:32Fuck off.
05:34Arunima.
05:36Excuse me.
05:48Arunima.
05:49Arunima.
05:50Arunima.
05:51Arunima.
05:52Arunima.
05:53Arunima.
05:54Arunima.
05:55Arunima.
05:56Arunima.
05:57Chris.
05:58Arunima.
05:59Tarun, can I come in?
06:01Be up please, yaar.
06:02Not in the mood.
06:04I just wanted to say this.
06:07Tarun, that you are doing, what you do, is not easy.
06:15Thanks?
06:16No, seriously.
06:19It's a lifetime for people to come up with an idea like this.
06:22Which sounds so simple, but it's anything but that.
06:26Simple ideas are the hardest.
06:29But I just want to say this,
06:32I admire you.
06:36I adore you.
06:39And you have a special gift.
06:42You're very special.
06:46And I really love you.
06:59I love you.
06:59I love you.
06:59I love you.
07:12I love you.
07:16Oh, oh, oh, oh
07:46Oh, oh, oh, it's done.
08:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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