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00:13On your marks, get set, go!
00:16We're back and we're having a ball. All Stars is the pinnacle of the Love Island High Society
00:22calendar and our well-to-do singletons are searching for love amongst polite society.
00:30So mind your manners, because this is Unseen Bits and we have bridged tons of high-class
00:37unseen clips featuring unrequited love.
00:41Shall we improvise?
00:43Unladylike behaviour.
00:45Have you brought avocado dip over? You know it gives me itchy bum.
00:50An unfiltered tittle tattle.
00:53Every night he stinks of farts in here, it's absolutely disgusting.
00:56To tickle your fancy.
00:57Don't worry.
00:59This is Love Island All Stars Unseen Bits.
01:02That's just childish.
01:10Sorry, lads.
01:11What are you saying?
01:26That's right.
01:27What are you saying?
01:29That's right.
01:30If you wanna dance, save my hand, save my hand.
01:34Welcome to Love Island All Stars Unseen Bits.
01:40We've danced our way back through the week.
01:42Oh my God, how are you saying that?
01:44Why?
01:45Why?
01:48Do every guy grab a girl?
01:51Then you're in the BFG.
01:52I don't know.
01:53And every girl grab a plant.
01:58It's like a stiff leg, yeah?
02:00So like, you're just like...
02:01It's like a little shiver.
02:02Oh
02:12Even Tommy is doing the twist
02:20It's time to put a pep in your step get yourself in a spin and keep on boy
02:32If you wanna dance in my hands, in my hands, these unseen bets will keep you dancing with the all-stars
02:43Are you a good dancer Sean? No, so if I bust a worm could you catch it? Probably send me to a different country
02:54Welcome to Strictly all-stars unseen bets drop it low
03:02Oh shit
03:04Love Island all-stars is all about familiar islanders making a comeback and at the back end of last week
03:12We have some very familiar backs walking into the villa
03:16Before we go forward. Let's look back
03:20That's Curtis just back in 2019
03:24and theirs is
03:262025 all-stars back and
03:28And that is his 2026 all-star back
03:34Cast your minds back to Lucinda's back back in 2021
03:37And here's Lucinda's 2026 back
03:42They both love being back in the villa and this time they weren't holding back
03:46Yeah, okay you two let's stop all this back-and-forth stuff and move this forward
03:50Hey!
03:52How are you, Kai?
03:53Are you the singer?
03:54Heya girls!
03:56Where's Curtis?
03:57And here's some unseen bits from the back catalogue that we've held onto until now
04:01An idea that had my full backing
04:03I can show you, you've not been inside yet either
04:10Well I mean I was here last year when I saw it
04:12Oh yeah!
04:13Third time's a charm and all that
04:14Stop it!
04:15You know what I look like? I look like the emoji
04:19You know the like the dancing emoji
04:21Oh yeah!
04:22With the guy with the long red jacks
04:24Yeah yeah yeah I know what you're on about
04:25I feel like I'm giving that vibe
04:26I know
04:27And also
04:28Wow this is a different colour innit holy
04:29What colour was your one?
04:30I can't remember it wasn't theirs I'll tell you
04:32I mean every night he stinks of farts in there it's absolutely disgusting
04:35Oh well that'd be me as well
04:38After a couple of days there I won't lie
04:40Well you're a film girl or like a series girl
04:42I'm obsessed with Tik Tok
04:43Oh right so you're doing Scrub forever
04:45I just loves it like Scrub
04:46And I'm just at my absolute peak
04:47Do you know what I mean?
04:48Right if you could go on any date an ideal date what would it be?
04:52Get a curry
04:53Oh
04:54A fat curry
04:55Okay
04:56And then watch horror films
04:59The curry we can work with the other stuff I am so on board with you
05:03Really? Do you like horror films?
05:05I don't just tend to watch them on my own and stuff
05:07I would
05:08I would sometimes but I wouldn't tend to do that
05:10In the day
05:11Oh you're not doing it at night
05:13A little bit scared
05:15A little bit scared I might get a bit freaked out
05:17Do you ever come out of London much?
05:19Erm here and there but not really
05:21Do you not go out that much anymore then?
05:24I would say not so much
05:26I feel like I've
05:27I feel like my frontal lobe has developed
05:29What does that mean?
05:30Frontal lobe?
05:31I'm teaching you a lot
05:32Okay go on
05:33So basically I don't know the exact terms
05:35Right
05:36Like my frontal lobe in my brain
05:37It's basically the part of your brain where you become mature
05:40I think anyway
05:41Oh okay right
05:42Yeah
05:43And erm I think it's developed
05:45What does that mean?
05:46You don't go out as much?
05:47Just in general like my frontal lobe has developed
05:49I don't know like the exact thing
05:51Right
05:52But like I feel like I'm like getting a bit like mature
05:55Right
05:56Oh okay right
05:57And how would you?
05:58You're 26 did you say?
05:59Yeah
06:00Cool
06:01Yeah so like I feel like I'm
06:02I don't know I don't go out as much no
06:04I used to quite a lot
06:05Yeah
06:06Been there done it
06:07Do you prefer like a quiet night in then?
06:08Really?
06:09I love putting on my shark
06:11Mark
06:12Cup of tea
06:13Hot water bottle
06:14Cozy pyjamas
06:16Fresh sheets
06:17Ice Stanley mug
06:18I'm similar
06:19I'm similar
06:20An early night of your gym jams with a hottie botty?
06:23What is happen to this show?
06:36At the end of last week we saw Scott and Leanne go on the first date of the series
06:44The alfresco pair got frisky when they abandoned sandwiches for snogging
06:49But for some our blanket coverage just wasn't enough
06:54Social media went into meltdown as you demanded to see more of this couple
06:58About to poop Scott and Leanne on a milk carton because they're missing
07:03Face with tears of joy emoji
07:05Face with tears of joy emoji
07:07The way I keep looking for Scott and Leanne crumbs
07:10Slightly frowning face emoji
07:12Face with monocle emoji
07:14Hold up
07:16Where have y'all been hiding Leanne and Scott?
07:19Face with hand over mouth emoji
07:22Well here are unseen bits we listen
07:25So let's go back to the picnic and add to basket some bits that you missed
07:29I want to enjoy the vibes in the villa
07:32There's people I know who I knew before who I can have good vibes with but
07:36I just want to focus on us
07:38And I feel like I've known you about this
07:40I've got strawberry in my teeth
07:41Three, four weeks to get water
07:42I've got strawberry in my teeth
07:43Wait, isn't it?
07:46Yeah
07:47No, it's fine, you can't even see it
07:49I can feel it
07:50Should we pop the bottle?
07:51Because I have been dreading this
07:52Why?
07:53I don't think I've popped the bottle before
07:55No, I've got faith in you
07:56I'm glad you've got faith in me
07:57Because I don't
07:58Well, I'll have enough faith for the both of us
08:00Right
08:01I think this is how you do it
08:03Let's get that thing off
08:05I wish I could help you
08:06I don't even know
08:07Right, right, right, right
08:09Yeah, Phil
08:10Wait, is there meant to be a thing for it?
08:12No, I think you just pull it
08:15Do you want me to try it?
08:17What?
08:18No, that's absolutely not
08:21If I can do it
08:23Oh, my God
08:24Oh, wait, I'm oily, though
08:26Yeah, no
08:27Yeah, no
08:28No chance
08:29No
08:30Is there not a thing like a screw for it? Sorry
08:35Afterwards, Leanne came home to a hero's welcome
08:38Hey!
08:41And the same cannot be said for Scott
08:44Should we eat Eggie Boff Scott when he comes in?
08:47Yeah
08:48Yes!
08:49Everyone know what Eggie Boff is?
08:50What, he just don't say anything?
08:51Everyone ignore him
08:56Get his ass!
08:57Swear down, he actually got like this meal that's like the size of a milkshake, yeah
09:02He had like, he got like popcorn chicken, chips and everything like that
09:05And I was like
09:06I wouldn't have it
09:07You alright, lads?
09:08I wouldn't have it
09:09That's how I felt about Nando's
09:10Yeah, yeah
09:11Nando's was way too greasy
09:13Way too greasy
09:14I actually like Nando's
09:15To be fair
09:20Yeah, the Nando's, it's like way too salty
09:22I prefer the hot
09:23Nah, the Nando's is actually too bad, there was way too much sauce
09:26No, do you have the rice bowl?
09:27Nah, nah, I didn't
09:28The rice bowl was really good
09:29Anyone got any hair fibres recurring?
09:32Fuck, what's touching me?
09:33Oh! Oh, it's a fly
09:34Nah, the rice bowl was a bit too spicy
09:36Yeah, I'm not big fat and spicy
09:37But it's not that bad
09:38I put the hot sauce on top of it, to be honest
09:40I can't believe it took me 20 seconds to realise what was going on
09:47See what happens?
09:51Even when we put more clips of Scott in
09:53The Islanders just pretend he's not there anyway
09:55South Africa is famed for its wildlife and most famous beasts of the lot are the big five
10:07They are the elephant, the lion, the leopard, the rhinoceros and the...
10:12Now, what's the last one again?
10:14What, what, what? Gecko!
10:16Gecko!
10:17Where?
10:18Yeah
10:19Hello, gecks!
10:20Oh, I love you
10:21Oh, they are cute, aren't they?
10:22Why do they never grow?
10:24Because they're little
10:25Is that just, like, their size?
10:27Yeah, they're not lizards
10:28If you, like, picked his tail, his tail comes off
10:30And he's got a new one
10:31Is that not just lizards?
10:32Do geckos do that as well?
10:33No
10:34A little one, he looked like that and at one time his tail came off
10:36Aw, fair
10:37If you could be any animal in the world, what would you be?
10:39Jaguar
10:41Yeah
10:42If I could be any animal, I'd probably be a giraffe
10:45Oh, God forbid
10:47Why?
10:48Cute
10:49Why?
10:50Cute
10:51Cute
10:52Oh, fair
10:53I reckon I'd be a cat
10:54Or
10:56Because they're independent, they get fed, they get looked after
10:58They've got no feelings, yeah
10:59And then they just fuck off
11:01Or I'd be a blonde, long-haired Dachshund
11:04A slay
11:06A little blonde bombshell
11:08Yeah, cuddles
11:09Slay
11:10All the time
11:11Just running around
11:12Helena, Dachshunds don't have little flippers
11:14That's a penguin you're thinking of
11:16But you can be a little blonde-haired penguin if you want
11:25Every day I spend hours cleaning that kitchen
11:28Organising the utensils and polishing my golden pears
11:31Look at that lovely shiny countertop
11:33Oi, Connor, get off of that
11:36What utensil would you be and why?
11:40Okay, right, right, right
11:41I like this, I like this
11:42I'm gonna start
11:43Yeah?
11:44Go on, go on
11:45Now, nobody say anything
11:48I think everyone's gonna agree with me
11:50Yeah?
11:51We have a whisk
11:52Yeah?
11:53Who do we think it is?
11:54Gotta be Scott
11:55Who likes to mix up a pot?
11:56Gotta be Scott
11:57Mr. Scott
11:58Mr. Scott
11:59So Scott the whisk
12:00Scott the whisk
12:01Yeah
12:02Okay, let me have a look over here
12:03I need to have a little rummage
12:05What the fuck is that?
12:06What is that?
12:07What is that?
12:08That's something you clean the toilet with
12:09Go on
12:10Right
12:11You guys, guys, guys
12:12Who's the biggest mug?
12:14Who is the biggest mug?
12:16That's a good one
12:21What?
12:22Yeah, we're trying to do it on TV right now
12:24So, utensils in the kitchen
12:25Who's the biggest mug?
12:29Me
12:32Right
12:33But who is
12:34King of the spoons?
12:36Oh
12:37I think Kieran because he's a
12:39Kutch
12:40Yeah
12:41He loves the Kutch
12:42He loves the Kutch
12:43So we're gonna go Kieran for the king of the spoons
12:45Utensils
12:46If he was a utensil, what would you be, Tommy?
12:48Erm
12:49I don't know
12:50I don't know why, but I'm thinking Seb for you, Tommy
12:54There's been a lot of drama in the villa this week for our all-stars
13:01So I think they've earned a bit of peace and quiet to recover
13:05Well, I think that
13:07Curtis does not
13:08Oh, here we go, fucking hell
13:11Got my jazzy shorts on, ready to rock and roll
13:13Front row ticket
13:14Now, fuck it, you're getting up and joining in, you two
13:16What are they doing?
13:17What is going on?
13:18Right, we're gonna do it here
13:19Boys behind me, girls in front of me
13:21Looks like they're about to do a recap of it
13:23Are they?
13:24Right, okay
13:25So what do you wanna do?
13:26Salsa or cha-cha?
13:27Your choice
13:28Cha-cha
13:29Cha-cha
13:30We're gonna do a cha-cha
13:31Oh, there's dance lessons, no way
13:33Right, girls, you go backwards on your right leg first
13:37But think of this as a rock step
13:39So you're just gonna go rock, replace
13:42And then what we do is we go side, close, side
13:45And it's side, close, side
13:48And that is the cha-cha-cha
13:50Do you wanna...
13:51Do you wanna...
13:52Shall we improvise?
13:53No, no, no, no, no
13:56And we're all gonna go together
13:57We start on two, okay?
13:59So I'm gonna count us in by going two, three, four and one
14:02And then you go on two
14:03Why?
14:04Why can't you make it confusing?
14:06It's the way the cha-cha works
14:07Okay, go then
14:08Right, here we go
14:09Two, three, cha-cha-cha
14:11Two, three, side, close, side
14:13Two, three, side, close, side
14:15Two, three, side, close, side
14:17Two, three, side, close, side
14:18Two, three, side, close, stop
14:20Hey, perfect
14:21Tommy, you're shit
14:22Oh no, it's a bit much
14:23No!
14:24Hey!
14:25There we go, Scotty boy
14:28Hey!
14:29That was good
14:30I could probably teach some simple lifts as well if anybody wants
14:35Yeah!
14:36Try not to need me in the face, but if you do don't worry, I won't drop
14:44And go over it goes away drop you down
14:57One more time one more time right here we go
15:06Yeah, yeah, that was good
15:12That was so fun, wow, I want to be a dancer now
15:16I wouldn't go that far
15:18Ouch, Curtis, he lifts him up and then he puts him down
15:24Early in the week it looked like things were going well with these two
15:32And this next unseen clip Shaq wants to find out where Helena's head is hat
15:36Talk to me, what's on your mind
15:38Oh, no, no, no, fuck, get off
15:40And there's even something in your hands
15:42Oh, for fuck's sake, his hat is doing me dirty today
15:50I can't even take it off, it's not comfy, but it can't come off of you
15:54That one looks like a sun hat
15:55I can't
15:57Wait, nah, hell, just sit up
15:59Just bring you
16:00All right, okay
16:02Do that
16:02But
16:05What happened next?
16:08Come back later to find out
16:10Quick, it's almost time
16:22Tommy, Tommy, come on Tom
16:24Welcome back to Love Island All-Stars Unseen Bits
16:32Ready?
16:36Yes, take it away, Jess
16:38That looks good
16:41Everybody jump on board
16:44As we squeeze out all the best unseen clips for you
16:49We're like the itch you don't want to scratch
16:52Have you brought avocado dip over?
16:55Yeah, you know it gives me itchy bum
16:57Vegals can't be choosers, love
16:59But it gives me itchy bum
17:01When it comes to life in the villa, we have our finger on the pulse
17:05I've been feeling a little nervous
17:08Don't be, just take Jess's advice
17:10Just jump in, stop being a wuss
17:13I don't want to whip me barnet
17:14Hell yeah, I'm on no self-control
17:17We're here to shake up the villa
17:19Oh no, all my dandruff is going over Whitney's feet
17:21Are you joking?
17:23Jess?
17:25My feet as dry as they are already
17:27I don't need extra crust
17:29And let's get hands on
17:31Right, I like to get a click and a handshake
17:33A click? How many handshakes are you going on?
17:35Look, you're the first handshake here
17:37Okay, what's your first move?
17:39So, I like to come down, swooping into it
17:42That's so African
17:44Is it?
17:45Yeah, you know that
17:46So, we're coming down
17:48Coming down
17:49Click
17:50Click
17:51Let's get two hands involved
17:53And then I'll give you a little kiss
17:54Oh, that's cute
17:56I feel like you've done that before
17:57No, it's brand new
17:58That's too smooth
17:59Oh, I can be a smooth man
18:04I'm bored of that now
18:05Okay, Millie
18:06Let's move on to Unseen Bits
18:11Earlier we saw Shaq and a cat playing with Helena's hat
18:14But what
18:15Hattens next?
18:25Right, maybe I can sink down here
18:26I enjoyed that clip
18:30Hats off to the both of them
18:37This week we all saw Connor and Whitney's relationship move to the next level
18:41Let's see
18:42You're funny
18:43You're funny
18:44You're way too funny
18:50That was a wrap
18:51Things are nice as pie now
18:52But not so long ago the situation was less nice and more pie
18:56Okay
18:59Wait, what are you doing?
19:00Go real kids
19:01Go real kids
19:02You can get some energy
19:03I already told you I'm not listening
19:05I know
19:06Luckily for Connor, none of his fellow islanders saw the colossal swerve
19:10Yeah, that's something you want to keep to yourself, mate
19:12Especially after the custard pie last night, we have to move on swiftly
19:16What?
19:17Oh, you don't even know about this?
19:18No, when will this happen?
19:19What happened?
19:20Oh shit darling, they filled me in on everything
19:22So what's happened is
19:24Last night chatting
19:26Bit of this, bit of that
19:27Obviously having a laugh and stuff
19:28I think I was talking along the lines of how
19:30It's nice how things are moving forward
19:34Went to stick one on her, right?
19:35I've held her
19:37I've held her face
19:38Like I'm not going to kiss you
19:39I've held her face
19:40And she's gone
19:43And I was like
19:44Oh my god, I feel like I just got putted
19:49I was cracking my dudes
19:50We're talking on the topic of the swerve
19:53The swerve
19:54Explain this kiss
19:55What happened?
19:56What happened?
19:57Right, let's re-enact it
19:58I'm going to come sit next to you
19:59I'm not bit of that
20:00Are you actually good at kissing though?
20:01Well, no, because he didn't kiss us
20:03That's so true
20:10I sat like this, we're chatting and stuff
20:12Hi Connor
20:13Oh yeah
20:14And I can't really remember word for word
20:15Yeah, I like how things are going
20:17I really love how things are going too
20:18Getting to know you
20:19You're going really well
20:20What am I watching?
20:21We looked at each other
20:22And I put my hand here
20:23And I've just gone
20:24Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no
20:25No, what?
20:26Swim away, swim away
20:27The official name of that swimming stroke is the 100 metre Butterpie
20:29Right, we looked at each other, and I put my hand here and I'll just go on...
20:35Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
20:36No, what?!
20:37HE LAUGHS
20:38HE LAUGHS
20:39HE LAUGHS
20:41HE LAUGHS
20:43HE LAUGHS
20:45HE LAUGHS
20:46You're bound to me, Darren!
20:48HE LAUGHS
20:50Swim away, swim away!
20:52The official name of that swimming stroke is the 100-metre butter pie.
20:56Or maybe the front swerve.
20:59HE LAUGHS
21:01HE LAUGHS
21:03Warning, it may get hot in the afternoons,
21:06but all-stars, do not leave your water bottles unattended.
21:09Who is that? Who is it?
21:10No, don't.
21:12So deep.
21:13Do sugar.
21:15Don't put that in his bottle.
21:17OK, what about hot sauce?
21:18Do hot sauce, cos you'll have spicy water, that's funny.
21:22Shall I do a bit of sweet chilli?
21:23Ah!
21:26Shall I put a bit in the straw as well?
21:28Yeah, just for extra measure.
21:30Yeah, just for extra measure.
21:31Film saying no a minute ago.
21:33Helena's just put sweet chilli in Shaq's drink.
21:36Well, I was going to put salt, and I said sugar.
21:39We're evil.
21:40Poor boy, you don't know what's coming.
21:43I'm just trying to have fun.
21:46Oh, no, nothing has happened.
21:48I'm just trying to have fun.
21:50I'm just trying to have fun.
21:52What the hell?
21:54Someone put sweet chilli in my bottle.
22:06What the fuck?
22:07That's crazy.
22:08I'm thinking I put water in this, and it's like tasting sweet.
22:10I was like, is that electrolytes?
22:11Oh.
22:12What the fuck?
22:14Who done that?
22:15You!
22:16You're a prick.
22:18There's no way you done that.
22:20Oh, my God, Helena!
22:22There's bear in there!
22:23Oh, my God!
22:24That's...
22:25I've got to throw up.
22:26Now I know who I can trust in here.
22:28Bunch of snakes.
22:29If he thinks that was spicy, wait until he finds a vindaloo they put in his toothpaste.
22:41There has been a lot of dance moves in the villa since Curtis arrived, and it looks like
22:45Tommy is worried about his technique.
22:47I need to learn some more moves, though.
22:49What moves?
22:50Like, I feel like I've got the same routine.
22:52Why?
22:53What do you want changed up?
22:54I don't know.
22:55I just do the same thing every time.
22:56Which is what?
22:57Talk us through the routine?
22:58Yeah.
22:59So we start off with the dry stuff.
23:01Right.
23:02Kissing and dry humping.
23:03So, obviously, you kiss them, then you do the dry stuff, then the jeans come off, and
23:09then start off with missionary.
23:13Legs over the shoulders.
23:14Yeah.
23:15Um, doggy.
23:16Doggy flat.
23:17What's that called?
23:18Flat doggy.
23:19Yeah.
23:20Doggy flat.
23:21Then, like, a spoon in one.
23:23Like, a heavy spoon.
23:25And then, like, a lazy spoon.
23:27And then missionary again.
23:28And then, usually, that's where I'll finish.
23:30Sounds like a good fucking session, mate.
23:31Yeah.
23:32I can't lie.
23:33It's a good routine.
23:34Do you think?
23:35Yeah.
23:36The fact that you've got the stamina to last that long as well is really you should be
23:41proud of yourself.
23:42Yeah.
23:43Yeah.
23:44Yeah.
23:45You're right, Belle.
23:46Tommy should be standing proud.
23:49Jess has something to address with this next unseen clip.
23:56What are you doing, Jess?
23:57I'm dressing up as a man.
23:59Oh, look at a bombshell.
24:01Let's give him main character.
24:03Main character?
24:04No, not the shoes.
24:05Not the shoes.
24:06Not the shoes.
24:07We're too gangster for TV.
24:08That's why you don't see us.
24:09It's the shoes.
24:10It's the fucking shoes.
24:11It's your turn.
24:12Come, Jess up.
24:13I want the most outrageous thing.
24:14Yeah, that's what I've come for.
24:15Right, these, if you get.
24:16Jess is going through all our stuff and putting our shit on.
24:17She's got your pants, a shirt, my hat.
24:18They're just not responsible.
24:19This is literally giving Harry Cooks league.
24:20You gangsta for TV.
24:21That's why you don't see us.
24:22Oh, shit.
24:23Hey!
24:24Hey!
24:25Whoa, whoa, whoa.
24:26Scott, your trousers are on.
24:27How am I gonna get these around my waist?
24:28Because it's giving, like, what the fuck?
24:30I could do it.
24:31No, I could do it, but I could do it.
24:32No, I could do it.
24:33No, I could do it.
24:34I could do it.
24:35I could do it.
24:36No, I could do it, but I could do it.
24:37I could do it.
24:38I could do it.
24:39Yeah, yeah.
24:40It's the same thing.
24:41Yeah, it's the same thing.
24:42It's the same thing.
24:43Yeah, it's the same thing.
24:44Yeah, it's the same thing.
24:45these actually around my waist because this give it like what the fuck I could
24:49fit another person in there I need a cap yeah there's a cap there's a green hat
24:54down there they look like Dumb and Dumber that was Kevin and Perry Kevin and Perry
25:09I can't get these shoes up does this it's a hard work what are we thinking girls oh my god
25:23what are we thinking girls oh my god you've got two new bombshells you're not the bombshells we
25:29called for this is my heart yeah but she's got my heart yeah because I took mine off her dress
25:34and Helena's got my shirt give it back fun fact as social media influencers our all-stars are
25:45normally never more than three feet away from a ring light but here in the villa our all-stars
25:49are forced into an online detox but selfie junkie Belle is determined to get her fix to encourage
25:56others to do the same post lip selfie thank you we just made a run in time is going to be full
26:03from tomorrow but next
26:09you're watching love and all-stars unseen bets what you want a medal on your marks get set go
26:29fucking hell where's Jack coming Tommy you're shit
26:38we've hot stepped our way back for the last seven days to find you all the stuff you missed
26:47and we just can't wait to spill the tea thank god you got rich oh my god no not the lashes
26:54from words of wisdom well it's a new day carpe diem and all that I dm to go go copy before you dm
27:04to go go copy yeah like dm copy you dm to carpet oh Jesus Christ Lucinda the clips that get right
27:14up your nose hold that a second I need my cotton bud sorry lads we care therefore we share someone
27:29farted it was me taste that he was that yeah it was me oh fucking hell I breathed in and it literally
27:36went in my mouth you're welcome and crop dusted me earlier we saw Belle demanding a picture of Curtis
27:44and Millie but hold it flash bang wallet what happened next
27:48thanks Millie I think that's fixed it now
28:02Curtis is known for many things being on love island series 5 being on love island all-stars series 2
28:14being on love island the game series 1 dancing oh and hanging around an empty park
28:19finally what time to call this what would mum say probably stop whinging true
28:31right everyone keeps always bringing up the Hollyoaks I mean it's an iconic moment in my life let's be
28:41honest it is how was how do you go about that Hollyoaks thing oh mate mad times that there's a lockdown
28:46and the opportunity to go do it and I was like yeah sod it I'll throw myself into it why not
28:50can we give it a go should we do it ah do you know the line slightly no I don't got I know I know I
28:57remember right so it's what we're in a park there so we'll say this is the park then yeah yeah right
29:03I started here with me arms blooming crossed leaning against it and it's all about Trish we're trying to
29:08steal her little black book we are right okay she owns this dance school basically right and you come in
29:13and I'm like finally what time do you call this what would mum say and then you've got to say
29:18something like um probably stop whinging yeah true yeah and then you say virtually um something about
29:24like um well she was heartbroken um something like yeah it was heartbroken or the um engaged engaged
29:32yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's clearly blimmin seeing it because he does know some of the lines
29:37I'll tell you that right now I literally just practiced it once so it's like okay oh finally what time
29:42to call this what would mum say probably stop whinging well that's uh I've got my line oh my line
29:51is uh what did I say then um ah what do I say now what BTEC GCSE drama acting we had unbelievable
30:03finally what time to call this what would mum say probably stop whinging true how's Trish oh heartbroken
30:19she thought she was getting engaged couldn't be any further from the truth well that's made my day
30:25that doesn't compare for what we've got planned for who I'm so happy I don't know yeah Trish is great
30:37managed to get a little black book we did as cabin crew Helena has traveled the world and her knowledge
30:49of geography is first class so we have to name countries that begin with the word with a Arizona
30:58that's not that's the state in America I think I got um hey come on
31:03oh you're shit guys Alaska nice nice nice Amsterdam
31:10oh shit Amsterdam Amsterdam
31:12nice that's a city that's a city that's a city for fuck's sake lads what is going on
31:16go on Jack Argentina Africa no that's a continent
31:19huh right drop me out what time's a jam drop me out you'll get it next time Azerbaijan what yeah
31:27Antigua America um I should have known it, that's I'm an air hostess
31:37that's so poor for me I know it's really poor
31:39that's it what
31:40Anora
31:41Anora
31:42Andora
31:43andora
31:43Jack told you the answer
31:44Anora
31:45OK, Helena, let's move on to the letter B.
31:48Brazil.
31:54What was it? Countries.
31:58Helena, come on, think!
32:00That's it.
32:01I've got one.
32:02I've got one.
32:03I'm not good at this.
32:04Oh, Helena, come on, you're literally an air hostess.
32:08Jack?
32:09Bolivia.
32:10Bahamas.
32:11Belgium.
32:12Bangladesh.
32:13Nice.
32:14I've literally been to all of these places and I couldn't even think of any of them.
32:17Back to Helena.
32:18Oh, dear, Helena.
32:19Nil poie, as they say in Egypt.
32:26In a relationship, it's important to have shared interests, as Connor is finding out from Whitney.
32:31So you just do, like, a round, like this.
32:34OK.
32:35So you put the lip liner on once and then this is just a touch?
32:37Yeah, because if he's touching up, you start looking crazy.
32:41So I'm going to run a little side hustle soon, I'm going to be doing make-up.
32:44Don't give me thick.
32:48And this is the freckle thing.
32:50That's the what?
32:51Freckles.
32:52Yeah, do you want some freckles?
32:53Go on, put some freckles on me.
32:54You think so?
32:56All right, we love a man and his feminine energy.
32:59Don't go crazy.
33:00But I feel like, because you have freckles...
33:01Will I be able to wipe it off easy?
33:03I haven't got freckles.
33:04Well, you've got a few.
33:06You're going overboard.
33:08No, I'm not.
33:09Trust me.
33:12Will I be able to wipe it off in a minute?
33:13I don't know.
33:14Nah, don't give me...
33:15Wait, I've got to blend it!
33:16What the...
33:17I've got to blend it!
33:18And then you just...
33:20You see?
33:21Now look.
33:23It's not bait.
33:25OK.
33:26This will be the last time I ever wear them, though.
33:28Oh, sure!
33:29Konequa!
33:30Konequa!
33:31I don't like that!
33:32Konequa!
33:33Konequa!
33:34You've seen the freckles?
33:35Konequa!
33:36She put freckles on me.
33:37No freckles.
33:38Your freckles.
33:39Konequa's out.
33:40Konequa's out.
33:45We love it.
33:46We love it.
33:47Oh, we love it.
33:48All right, Konequa, now you've got to get into the mindset of a woman.
33:51This is it.
33:52No, no, no.
33:53No, it's just a unisex mindset.
33:55Yeah.
33:56You've got to get into the mindset of Justin.
33:57But you are going to a bitch...
33:58Tapping to more of your bitchy side.
33:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:00You've got to go.
34:01So, Konequa's in front of you.
34:02Oh, I'm feeling my boobs.
34:03No, why are you feeling my boobs?
34:06I don't think he's ready for this initiation.
34:11Right, go on, right.
34:12Konequa's in front of you.
34:13You've got to go and earn it now.
34:14Take it.
34:15Let's pick a situation.
34:16Right.
34:17And you're going to have the first grabs, and then we'll tell you how we do it.
34:19Right.
34:20Sammy and Karen.
34:21Go on.
34:22Konequa.
34:23What?
34:24What do you want my opinion?
34:25Yeah, Konequa.
34:26Not your opinion.
34:27Konequa's opinion.
34:28Konequa.
34:29Konequa lives inside you.
34:31Well, I know...
34:32Connor, Connor, take a deep breath.
34:33Close your eyes.
34:34Close your eyes.
34:35Close your eyes.
34:36Deep breath.
34:37He said he's...
34:38Konequa.
34:39Konequa.
34:40Oh, my God, he's feeling his breath!
34:42Konequa.
34:43Konequa.
34:44Konequa.
34:45Konequa.
34:46Konequa.
34:47Konequa.
34:48Konequa.
34:49Konequa.
34:50Konequa.
34:51Konequa.
34:52Konequa.
34:53Konequa.
34:54Konequa.
34:55Konequa.
34:56Konequa.
34:57Konequa.
34:58Konequa.
34:59Konequa.
35:00Konequa.
35:01Konequa.
35:02Konequa.
35:03Konequa.
35:04Konequa.
35:05Konequa.
35:06to find a part of Love and All-Stars Unseen Mets.
35:11Sorry, Millie, didn't mean to shock you there.
35:14It's fun and laughs to the end.
35:20It's round four and the knockout clips keep coming.
35:22We've unnerved all the funny walks.
35:25You look like something out of a film.
35:27You actually do like a 70s film?
35:29Yeah.
35:31Oh, you actually look quite cute.
35:33We've got weird voices.
35:36Nasty noises.
35:38Ah!
35:39I think there's a walkthrough.
35:41And sexy poisons.
35:45But it may have a lingering aftertaste.
35:48Bleh.
35:50That just went breaking back in my mouth.
35:53Sorry.
35:58Do you ever look at a room with a low ceiling and think,
36:00what is the most dangerous thing I can do in here?
36:02Well, Helena does.
36:04Shall we try and do the Dirty Dancing lift?
36:06I'm not really strong on my shoulders.
36:09We'll give it a go.
36:10Come on.
36:11This is what we're going to do.
36:12You're going to come towards me.
36:13I'm going to scoop under.
36:14You've got to jump.
36:15I'm going to hold it there.
36:17Do you need a backup here?
36:19All right.
36:20No, that's a thumbs up.
36:21Just lift your arms up so I can see how...
36:23Fucking hell.
36:24You'll be fine.
36:25You're going to be flat.
36:26Okay.
36:27Run.
36:28Run.
36:29Go.
36:30Ah!
36:31Hey.
36:32Hey.
36:33Nice.
36:34That was sick.
36:35Fuck, I shot myself in.
36:36Come on.
36:37Can I watch that again?
36:39Right, come on, Helena.
36:40We've got the confidence that I have to do it.
36:41Because I had the time of my life No, I never felt this way before
36:52Yes, I swear it's the truth And I owe it all to you
37:00Because I...
37:01If I put my arms up, I would have gone flying forwards.
37:04You nearly did.
37:05Whew.
37:06You're quite strong, aren't you?
37:07Why is everyone surprised?
37:08LAUGHTER
37:09No one puts Kieran in the corner.
37:12As influencers, our all-stars spend a lot of time on social media,
37:17but with no Wi-Fi in the villa, they've invented their very own social network.
37:21LAUGHTER
37:22He's looking there.
37:23Tickle talk.
37:24No!
37:25No!
37:26No!
37:27No!
37:28No!
37:29No!
37:30I'm so ticklish.
37:31What a great fight!
37:32Oh, my God!
37:33Get off me!
37:34Get off me!
37:35Ow!
37:36Tommy is so ticklish.
37:37Yeah, my feet...
37:38Are you?
37:39Yeah, I don't like...
37:40Oi!
37:41Oi!
37:42Oi!
37:43Oi!
37:44No!
37:45Ah!
37:46Why is he looking like a fucking salmon?
37:49Here's an unseen bit of Jess and Shaq trying to come up with the most viral handshakes
38:04since the invention of hand sanitiser.
38:06Hey.
38:07Wait.
38:08One.
38:09There we go.
38:10One.
38:11Two.
38:12Rock.
38:13How are you going to go after this?
38:14Ten.
38:15Yeah.
38:16Hold it, pull it down.
38:17One.
38:18Two.
38:19Rock.
38:20One.
38:21One.
38:22One.
38:23Leanne, do you want to see mine and Jess's new handshake?
38:25Yes.
38:26Come on.
38:27Show me.
38:28Wow!
38:31United by their special handshake, Shaq and Jess are now bonded for life in a social media
38:36collab.
38:40Not even the might of the Love Island Goddess has the power to break this pair apart.
38:45when they received the least votes from the public
38:48and left the villa together.
38:50Jack.
38:51Ooh!
38:53Jess, you have been dumped from the island.
38:56Please say your goodbyes, and I'll see you outside.
39:04Let's charge it to the Love Island All-Star Villa.
39:08I am not going to miss this smelly room, though.
39:10I've left a down room.
39:12The handshake, should we actually do it?
39:13Do the handshake, you've got to do the handshake.
39:15Come on.
39:16Come on.
39:17Come on.
39:18Come on.
39:19Come on.
39:20Come on.
39:21Come on.
39:22Come on.
39:23Come on.
39:24Come on.
39:25I know full well the villa ain't going to be the same
39:27without me.
39:28So I own it.
39:32And Jess was right.
39:33It wasn't going to be the same.
39:35So we only went and built another one.
39:38We're the kids in America.
39:40Woo!
39:41We're the kids in America.
39:43Woo!
39:45And from the USA.
39:46That's your United States of America.
39:48We have some USBs.
39:49That's Unseen Bets.
39:50Get it?
39:51USB?
39:52Yeah, forget it.
39:53I feel like you're going to struggle with the accents.
39:55I think it's more so just the slang that she'll use.
39:59Yeah, but you've just got to ask and then we'll explain it.
40:02Arsk?
40:03You have to ask.
40:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:05Arsk?
40:06I thought you said arse.
40:08What do you look for in a gazer?
40:09What do you look for in a man?
40:11I was like, in a what?
40:13When you start sleeping with men, that's when you get a headache.
40:17I don't think I'd give you a headache.
40:19It'd be a good headache.
40:20Is there such thing as a good headache?
40:22Like, it'd be like a, you would just kind of feel like this.
40:25More like a head massage than a headache.
40:27Yeah, yeah.
40:28That's quite nice to be fair.
40:29I'm down to try new shit.
40:30I don't like mayonnaise.
40:31Like anything besides mayonnaise and, you like mayonnaise?
40:33I love it.
40:34Red flag.
40:35Red flag.
40:36You like ketchup?
40:37No.
40:38Then what do you like?
40:39A little bit of barbecue sauce.
40:41A little bit of gravy.
40:42That's just childish.
40:45Mayonnaise is eggs.
40:46It's eggs?
40:47It's made out of eggs.
40:49Mayo is foul.
40:50Yeah.
40:51Mayonnaise, ranch, blue cheese, Thousand Islands.
40:55You're saying all the things I like.
40:56Relish.
40:57Mushrooms.
40:58I love mushrooms.
40:59Yeah.
41:00Avocados.
41:01Oh!
41:02Guacamole.
41:03Do you see yourself living on a farm one day?
41:05On a farm?
41:06Yeah.
41:07I don't live on a farm now.
41:08That's what I'm saying.
41:09I don't know how to take care of a cow.
41:11Maybe not a cow, but what about some horses?
41:13A horse?
41:24It's time for...
41:25Feature of the Nuts!
41:27...and this week I asked the all-stars too.
41:28Oh!
41:29Show me the party trick!
41:30Whoa!
41:31I actually don't think I do have a party trick.
41:32Do I have any party tricks?
41:33Charge it to the game!
41:34I can't even think of anything that I do that is slightly unusual.
41:38Probably quite a lot, but I would say they're party tricks.
41:40You ready?
41:41I can't even whistle.
41:42Wait.
41:43I'd literally be no fun at a party.
41:44I can't even whistle.
41:45Wait.
41:46I'd literally be no fun at a party.
41:50Something like that.
41:51Right.
41:52I'll be back in two secs.
41:53Right.
41:54I'll be back in two secs.
41:55My party trick is knowing what I do.
41:56Right.
41:57I'll be back in two secs.
42:02My party trick is knowing every country flag in the world, so...
42:09I don't believe you, Scott.
42:10Prove it!
42:11Go on.
42:12Explain it to me.
42:13I can't even whistle.
42:14I can't even whistle.
42:15Wait.
42:16I'd literally be no fun at a party.
42:17Something like that.
42:18Right.
42:19I'll be back in two secs.
42:20My party trick is knowing every country flag in the world, so...
42:25I don't believe you, Scott.
42:26Prove it!
42:27Go on.
42:28Explain it to me.
42:29A red rectangle with a blue rectangle in the upper left corner with five stars in the
42:35blue rectangle...
42:36Samoa?
42:37I can click my wrist on demand.
42:41Well, I'm actually double-jointed in my jaw.
42:44That was a good one.
42:46Do you want to see it?
42:48Pretty cool.
42:53Why am I closing my eyes?
42:57That was really...
42:58It's gross.
43:03I can peel a banana with my feet.
43:13Don't mind me.
43:18No, I can't do it.
43:19It's too hard.
43:20This banana's broken.
43:22Wait, I need to...
43:27There we go.
43:28They don't need to see that.
43:29So...
43:30Flap them back and...
43:35Why can't I get it?
43:38I can do the peck dance.
43:40One of them.
43:41I can do one side.
43:42I can do it sometimes.
43:43I need to, like, focus up here.
43:45Do the other side.
43:46Both.
43:47At the same time.
43:48No, I don't think it's working right now.
43:49Hold on.
43:50No, no, it's not happening.
43:51Oh, shit.
43:52I'm spilling it everywhere.
43:53Okay, I can flip a cup on my butt.
43:54I do have a very long tongue.
44:07Ah!
44:08That was close!
44:09And...
44:10Look!
44:11Ah!
44:12I ran the whole way.
44:13Ready?
44:14Sorry, Helena.
44:15We're out of time.
44:16See you next time for me.
44:17See you next time for me.
44:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
44:19Ah!
44:20Ha ha!
44:23Mm...
44:24Ah!
44:25Ah!
44:28Ah!
44:29I ran the hallway!
44:37ready?
44:38Sorry, Helena, we're out of time.
44:41See you next time for more...
44:44M Beverly resizeitas!
44:46We don't do politics on Unseen Bits, but as we have a Villa in USA, we can't leave without at least one Trump joke.
44:57Oh, don't.
44:58Oh, for fuck's sake, Jack, yours is much better than mine.
45:01Don't know where my head's at right now, after...
45:04Fucking...
45:05Hey, that's much better, bro. Now we're back.
45:11For fuck's sake, that's all Unseen Bits and all yours.
45:14It has, Kieran. Thanks.
45:16See you next time for some more Unseen Bits.
45:19Bye!
45:20Bye!
45:46Bye!
45:49Bye!
46:02Bye!
46:03Bye!
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