00:00I am for free press, fair elections and equal rights for women. I can't say that.
00:09On your mark, get set!
00:27Ah, America!
00:30Admiral General, welcome to New York City. I am here for your protection, but I have to say, I hate Arabs.
00:36I'm not an Arab.
00:37You're all Arabs to me. The blacks, the Jews, those blue tree-hugging queers in Avatar.
00:47Rise and shine. Nobody's...
00:50Make money, make money, that sucker right here, gotta eat, baby. If dead money don't make money, that's how we go to the street, baby.
00:59Somebody help! My wife is in labor! I'm going in.
01:03That's the wrong hole!
01:04What?
01:05Just put your fist up my wrong hole.
01:06If I had the dollar for every time I heard that, going in again.
01:09I'm sorry. Bad news.
01:11It's a girl.
01:12Where's the trash can?
01:13No, no, no, no, no! That's what we wanted!
01:15This is the plan. We're just two ordinary American tourists.
01:25I love being an American. America is number one!
01:33You know, I'm really mad at my own.
01:36You're a Porsche.
01:37That's right.
01:389-11.
01:39Oh, 9-11 is the best.
01:42And I have this. I'm in the car with my 9-11.
01:46What's going on?
01:48Oh!
01:53I'm in the car with another one.
01:55I'm in the car with 9-11-2012.
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