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00:00:06我的网页女友
00:00:08竟然是学校里一直讨厌我的高冷笑话
00:00:10啊
00:00:24啊
00:00:26你是说西西超厉害
00:00:28是你起的
00:00:29怎么了
00:00:34我想ID一模一样
00:00:36不会真那么巧吧
00:00:37这个刚认识的小女孩的姐姐
00:00:39竟然是我的网恋对象
00:00:41啊
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00:00:43我姐也在叫吧
00:00:44那还是这里的笑话
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00:00:47子娜
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00:00:49浪漫的湖雪就在何可开启
00:00:53热恋的夏季在海空里
00:00:56我终于遇见你
00:00:58在明白
00:00:59爱是谁
00:01:01陈夕
00:01:02上厕所你不带纸还得让我给你送
00:01:03麻烦麻烦
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00:01:06人呐
00:01:07上个厕所都不知道带个纸啊
00:01:10还得让我给你送
00:01:12人呐
00:01:13啊
00:01:14哎
00:01:16开门
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00:01:24给你送
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00:01:38呀
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00:01:44That's right.
00:01:46My students are definitely wrong.
00:01:49The school is famous for the school.
00:01:52My wife is a beautiful young man.
00:01:55She is not the same person.
00:01:57I'm a girl.
00:01:59Today I'm going to play for the school.
00:02:01I'm going to buy a water.
00:02:03She's not a girl.
00:02:04My phone is going to be angry.
00:02:06I'm going to be angry.
00:02:07You're not going to play a game.
00:02:09You're going to play a game.
00:02:10You're going to know.
00:02:14You're going to be angry.
00:02:21Let me try again.
00:02:23harbor me.
00:02:25My sister!
00:02:26I'm here.
00:02:27I'm here.
00:02:29I'm going to tell you can't be angry.
00:02:32I'm not mad at her.
00:02:33It is a good girl to help me with your skin.
00:02:35I'm not mad at her.
00:02:37I'm tried.
00:02:44顾晨轩, I was not told you don't want to go out.
00:02:48You're not going to go out.
00:02:49You're going to be worried about me?
00:02:58孔刘?
00:03:02怎么是你这个变态?
00:03:08顾晓华,你听我解释,之前那个事,它是一个误会。
00:03:14别过来, 变态的话, 没有一点可信度。
00:03:22我警告你啊, 离我妹妹远一点, 走。
00:03:26大哥哥再见, 我家郭晨轩, 有空再一起打游戏。
00:03:32想不到网上一直粘着我的撒娇女友, 现实生活中, 竟然是对我恨之入骨的高冷笑话。
00:03:42花。
00:03:44这反差也太大了吧。
00:03:52妹妹找到了。
00:03:53对了宝宝, 我们网练这么久了, 要不要见个面啊。
00:03:57你要见个面啊?
00:04:00见面?
00:04:02不行, 不行, 不行, 不行。
00:04:03这样, 要是让她知道是我的话, 这不就是大型翻车现场吗?
00:04:07她肯定会秒删我的。
00:04:09我最近有点忙, 过几天再说吧。
00:04:13那好吧, 我好期待和宝宝见面呢, 等你哦。
00:04:18得亏这往年期间, 没有互发过这篇。
00:04:22也没有我为了评过, 也没有我为了评过。
00:04:28太好了, 太好了。
00:04:32Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um.
00:04:39少爷,今晚回家了,我派池去接你.
00:04:42不用,我自己回去.
00:04:53欢迎少爷回家.
00:04:59少爷,下午好.
00:05:02热水已放好,饭菜也已准备好,你洗完就可以吃了.
00:05:11不用那么麻烦,换下衣服就走了.
00:05:14好的,少爷.
00:05:21乖儿子,怎么样?在学校还适用吗?
00:05:24要不要给你重新换个学校?
00:05:27别啊,爸妈,打住啊,我呢就想过普通的生活。
00:05:31好,你就别瞎麻烦了.
00:05:33哎呀,你这孩子,放着好好的首富继承人不倒,非要没苦硬吃,是为什么呀?
00:05:40爸,妈,我求你们了啊,就别管我了。
00:05:44你说让他们知道我是海城首富的孩子。
00:05:47这谁还可以跟我做朋友啊,是不是?
00:05:50这样,你们就好好的完成你们的环球旅行。
00:05:53就先不跟你们说了,挂了挂了挂了。
00:05:55对了,我给你往学校那边寄了点瑞士这边的土特产。
00:05:59你记得去取,不聊了,拜拜。
00:06:04土特产?
00:06:06瑞士有什么土特产?
00:06:09咱们儿子喜欢低调,你给他学校寄了一块两百多万的百达斐力限量版手表。
00:06:18他能带吗?
00:06:19哎呀,不带就让他送女孩子嘛。
00:06:22老大不小了,连个对象都没谈过。
00:06:25我都替他着急。
00:06:26哎呀,
00:06:28宝宝,你在干嘛呀?打游戏吗?
00:06:31自从知道郭晨熙就是我的网恋女友之位。
00:06:34每次她给我发宝宝,
00:06:35都感觉到我都在这儿。
00:06:36宝宝,你在干嘛呀?
00:06:38打游戏吗?
00:06:39自从知道郭晨熙就是我的网恋女友之位。
00:06:41每次她给我发宝宝,
00:06:42都感觉到她的宝宝,
00:06:43她的宝宝。
00:06:44她能带吗?
00:06:45她能带吗?
00:06:46在网恋女友之后,
00:06:47每次她给我发宝宝,
00:06:48都感觉怪怪的。
00:06:50晚点吧,
00:06:51我等会儿要和室友去聚餐。
00:06:53好,
00:06:54那里。
00:06:55谁能想到,
00:06:58这冷天高贵的固大小王,
00:07:01私底下反杀这么大?
00:07:03恐流啊,恐流。
00:07:05你硬豪可怎么收拾?
00:07:08喂,喂,喂,喂,喂,
00:07:11喂,喂,喂,
00:07:13喂,喂,喂,
00:07:15我和269都情务。
00:07:18我和您们就 nos,
00:07:19明天有人要在女生宿舍楼下 Weatherhead,
00:07:21给顾小花表白,
00:07:23那顾晨熙
00:07:25可是全面娱大公认高岭之花。
00:07:27那所有男人的梦中情人,
00:07:30有人跟她表白太正常了。
00:07:31她问她
00:07:31没错,
00:07:33冷艳高傲又欲为,
00:07:36But like these women, they all have a性格.
00:07:40We're the ones that we've ever seen before.
00:07:45It's not true.
00:07:47She's a tall woman who is a tall woman.
00:07:49She's a tall woman.
00:07:51She's not a tall woman.
00:07:53That's not true.
00:07:54She's a tall woman.
00:07:56She's a tall woman.
00:07:57She's a tall woman.
00:07:59In my opinion,
00:08:01it's just that
00:08:02the best of my art lord!
00:08:06Yes!
00:08:07Yes, actually.
00:08:08What is it?
00:08:09What?
00:08:10We just come out and eat dinner
00:08:12and eat dinner on the subject.
00:08:13This subject is no matter when it's around the question.
00:08:15So are you weird?
00:08:17Is it so strange?
00:08:19Yes, sir.
00:08:20I'm sorry,
00:08:21why isn't I heard a voice on a beat?
00:08:24It's not because I heard it over the last time
00:08:27and went out to the toilet,
00:08:29and became a bitch against an evil one.
00:08:30Are you okay?
00:08:32You are just one of them.
00:08:35You can't see anyone else.
00:08:37I think...
00:08:39It's okay. You're not so beautiful.
00:08:42I think it's just a normal way.
00:09:00Let's go.
00:09:07I'm sorry.
00:09:09I'm very happy to tell you.
00:09:11I'm not gonna hate you.
00:09:13You're not gonna hate me.
00:09:15You're not gonna do this.
00:09:16You're gonna do this.
00:09:17You're gonna do this.
00:09:19You're gonna do it.
00:09:20Let's go.
00:09:21Let's go.
00:09:25Daddy, I'm telling you.
00:09:27I was not a person who was walking to the bathroom.
00:09:29He's even a friend with me today.
00:09:31He's still sitting here.
00:09:33You know, he's a very angry guy.
00:09:35You're gonna do it.
00:09:36Hi, you're gonna do it.
00:09:38My heart is gonna do it.
00:09:39I think he's gonna do it.
00:09:41This is a change in mind.
00:09:44Hi, here's the ticket.
00:09:45It's the ticket.
00:09:46It's the ticket.
00:09:47You'll get the ticket.
00:09:49Please, take me on the ticket.
00:09:51We won't pay for it.
00:09:52No.
00:09:53We'll be back.
00:09:54We'll have any problems.
00:09:55Let's go.
00:09:56Who's the ticket?
00:09:58He's moving out.
00:09:59Asked not to.
00:10:02Hello.
00:10:03Hello.
00:10:04Come on.
00:10:05Come on.
00:10:06Go.
00:10:12And the woman loved you.
00:10:14I loved you.
00:10:17Who's the person who did that was the last year.
00:10:20I don't know.
00:10:21She got pregnant.
00:10:23She got pregnant.
00:10:25She's so athletic.
00:10:26That's why I can't be loved.
00:10:27I'm so scared.
00:10:28I'm so scared.
00:10:29Why are you here?
00:10:30I'm here.
00:10:31Come on.
00:10:32I'm here.
00:10:36You're right.
00:10:37I love you.
00:10:40This is the 365 day I like you.
00:10:43Can you be my partner?
00:10:48Mom.
00:10:49Don't worry.
00:10:50I love you only.
00:10:54Let's go.
00:10:56I have a boyfriend.
00:10:57What?
00:10:59What?
00:11:00What?
00:11:01What?
00:11:02What?
00:11:03What?
00:11:04What?
00:11:05What?
00:11:06What?
00:11:07I'm going to tell you.
00:11:08Even if I didn't have a boyfriend,
00:11:10I won't like you.
00:11:16It's not a big boy.
00:11:18You're all so scared.
00:11:19You're a little girl.
00:11:20You're like the cool girl.
00:11:23I'm going to go to the United States.
00:11:25How could you get a boyfriend?
00:11:27What?
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30What?
00:11:31What?
00:11:32What?
00:11:33What?
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00:11:55What?
00:11:56What?
00:11:57What?
00:11:58What?
00:11:59I can't believe you.
00:12:05The light of the light of you is going to欺负 you.
00:12:07You're a crazy guy.
00:12:11It's him.
00:12:12He's not a stupid guy.
00:12:14How could he help me?
00:12:15Is he going to help me?
00:12:17Is he going to help me before?
00:12:18You're going to help me.
00:12:22You're going to help me.
00:12:24You're going to help me.
00:12:25You're going to help me.
00:12:26You're going to help me.
00:12:27You're going to have to do it.
00:12:28You're going to die.
00:12:29I'm going to help you.
00:12:30How is it?
00:12:31My birthday was on earth.
00:12:32I'm going to be able to do it.
00:12:33You're going to die and you're hurting.
00:12:35I'm going to die.
00:12:37You're going to die.
00:12:38I know.
00:12:41You also like顾晨熙, right?
00:12:44You're going to know my head.
00:12:47Like you're going to have money,
00:12:50you're going to have money,
00:12:51you're going to have money.
00:12:52He's going to see you like the same.
00:12:54Don't do a dream, okay?
00:12:55You're going to be a dream?
00:12:57Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12:59But now, I'm really proud of you.
00:13:01Okay.
00:13:02Don't worry about it.
00:13:04Don't waste your money.
00:13:06Today I'm here.
00:13:08Don't worry about it.
00:13:10What's going on?
00:13:12Let's go.
00:13:16What's wrong?
00:13:17You're going to take a look at me?
00:13:20What are you doing?
00:13:22Help me!
00:13:24I'm going to kill her!
00:13:27We're going to kill her.
00:13:30You're going to take a look at me.
00:13:32Don't worry.
00:13:34I'm going to kill her.
00:13:36I'll give you a look at me.
00:13:37I won't let you kill me.
00:13:39The girl, you have a picture on the woman.
00:13:43Don't let us take a look at me.
00:13:44What?
00:13:46What is it?
00:13:48What do you want?
00:13:49I'll be playing!
00:13:50I'll be playing!
00:13:52I'll be playing!
00:13:54I'll be playing!
00:13:56Oh my god, I'm so sure that I'm on my own.
00:13:58I'm so sorry.
00:14:01Look, I'm so sorry.
00:14:17What's going on?
00:14:19Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:14:21What's wrong?
00:14:23I'm so sorry.
00:14:25I'm so nervous.
00:14:27Oh my God!
00:14:28The police officer came here.
00:14:29The police officer came here.
00:14:30The police officer came here.
00:14:31Come on!
00:14:32Come on!
00:14:33What?
00:14:34What?
00:14:35You're all going to do now?
00:14:36You're all going to do it!
00:14:50You're all going to wait for me.
00:14:52This thing is not fun.
00:14:55Oh my God.
00:14:57Go!
00:15:02The school teacher will come over.
00:15:04Let's go.
00:15:06Oh.
00:15:07Oh.
00:15:08Oh.
00:15:09Oh.
00:15:10Oh.
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00:15:55This is what I'm doing.
00:15:57I'm not going to be able to do this.
00:15:58And I'm not going to be able to find a problem.
00:16:02I'm going to be hiding in the middle of the woman.
00:16:04If I don't remember,
00:16:06this school is going to be a problem.
00:16:08My dad is a child.
00:16:10The problem is not.
00:16:11You're crazy.
00:16:13You're not going to be fine.
00:16:15Yes, you're not going to be fine.
00:16:18I'm not going to be fine.
00:16:19Now it's not the case for the show.
00:16:22I'm going to be fine.
00:16:25I'm fine.
00:16:27I'm not going to be fine.
00:16:29I'm not going to be fine.
00:16:31I'll tell you,
00:16:32if the young people are going to be fine,
00:16:34you're not going to be fine.
00:16:36You're all going to be fine.
00:16:38Mr. King, you're here.
00:16:41Who is this?
00:16:43You're going to be fine.
00:16:49You're here.
00:16:51What?
00:16:52What?
00:16:53We're going to fight you for this?
00:16:55Mr. King,
00:16:56I'm fine.
00:16:58I'm in school at the same time.
00:16:59I'm going to be shocked.
00:17:00You're going to be mad.
00:17:01What did I do?
00:17:02You're a fool to me.
00:17:04You're a fool to be here.
00:17:06You're not a fool to be weak.
00:17:07Where are you?
00:17:08I'm going to be removed.
00:17:10They are.
00:17:11Mr. King,
00:17:12I'm wrong.
00:17:14If you're a fool,
00:17:15you're a fool.
00:17:16I'm a fool.
00:17:17A fool,
00:17:18you're a fool.
00:17:19How are you going to fight?
00:17:21Even if you're in a fight, you're going to be a punishment.
00:17:27What?
00:17:28What is this?
00:17:29What is this?
00:17:31This is what I'm doing.
00:17:33I'm not alone.
00:17:35I'm not alone.
00:17:37I'm not alone.
00:17:39So I'm out of the way to teach you.
00:17:41You're okay.
00:17:43You're right.
00:17:45Yes.
00:17:47That's what he did.
00:17:49He's a king.
00:17:51One, two, three.
00:17:53You're a fool.
00:17:55You're a fool.
00:17:57How are you doing?
00:17:59You're a fool.
00:18:01I'm not alone.
00:18:03You're a fool.
00:18:05You're a fool.
00:18:07We're a fool.
00:18:09We're not alone.
00:18:11We're not alone.
00:18:13What's this?
00:18:15You're a fool.
00:18:17You're a fool.
00:18:19This is true.
00:18:20It's not important, Mr. Wang.
00:18:21You gotta go out there.
00:18:23You're a fool.
00:18:25Good.
00:18:26You're a fool.
00:18:27You're a fool.
00:18:28Good.
00:18:29You're a fool.
00:18:30I'm not alone.
00:18:31You're a fool.
00:18:32You're a fool.
00:18:33You're a fool.
00:18:34I'm a fool.
00:18:35You're a fool.
00:18:36I'll take a look at the whole person's face.
00:18:38I'll take a look at the test.
00:18:40I'll take a look at the next one.
00:18:42If you have a new life,
00:18:44I'll take a look at it.
00:18:46What?
00:18:48I?
00:18:50Mr. Kahn,
00:18:52you're doing it?
00:18:54I'm so happy.
00:18:56I'm so happy.
00:18:58I'm so happy.
00:19:00I'm happy.
00:19:02I'm happy.
00:19:06You're going to help me today?
00:19:10I don't want to say you're my wife.
00:19:12I'm not looking for you to欺负 me.
00:19:16That...
00:19:18I'm not alone.
00:19:20He's a man who欺负 me.
00:19:22He's a little girl.
00:19:26I'm fine.
00:19:30Actually,
00:19:32there are some confusion between us.
00:19:34If we can open it,
00:19:36we're going to be better.
00:19:38We're going to be better.
00:19:40But you're going to be able to do this.
00:19:42It's a fact.
00:19:44It's a mistake.
00:19:45You're going to explain it.
00:19:46Kahn哥哥,
00:19:47you're so awesome.
00:19:48I'm going to send you the video to my mother.
00:19:51He said,
00:19:52I'm going to invite you to go to our house.
00:19:55Kahn,
00:19:56Kahn,
00:19:57Kahn,
00:19:58Kahn,
00:19:59I'm going to have a meal.
00:20:01I'm going to go to the house.
00:20:03Okay.
00:20:04We're going to go to the house.
00:20:05We'll go to the house.
00:20:06We'll go home.
00:20:07Come on.
00:20:08Oh,
00:20:10I'm so good.
00:20:11Oh,
00:20:12Kahn,
00:20:13Kahn,
00:20:14Jai,
00:20:17I'm going to jump up next to you.
00:20:18Go in.
00:20:19Oh,
00:20:20don't you guys leave the house,
00:20:21I'm going to jump up next to you.
00:20:22Don't you be 32.
00:20:23I'm going to go home inside the house.
00:20:24Oh,
00:20:25Kahn,
00:20:26I'm going to jump up next to you.
00:20:27I will go back, you're not my brother.
00:20:29You're not your brother.
00:20:31You're really gonna see an awesome hero.
00:20:33It's so easy to get your big brother.
00:20:35He's just gonna take you to eat it.
00:20:37He's going to take you to eat it.
00:20:39You can't go through this to me.
00:20:41Don't be kidding.
00:20:43I'm so happy to thank you.
00:20:45What's that?
00:20:47That's what I'm gonna do.
00:20:49I'll help you.
00:20:51That's good.
00:20:53Is this a crazy car?
00:21:01Tell me that you're down.
00:21:03Yeah i got you i don't wanna see.
00:21:03Look at the sound.
00:21:04No one won't.
00:21:09Here is what you're talking about.
00:21:10Look at the sound.
00:21:11Wow!
00:21:12What?
00:21:12Looks like.
00:21:13Anything big?
00:21:13Wow.
00:21:14Wow!
00:21:15What a beautiful car.
00:21:16It's so beautiful.
00:21:17So beautiful.
00:21:18It's so cute.
00:21:18Who's this?
00:21:19Who was this?
00:21:20Who did you give this?
00:21:20I tried it.
00:21:21Who's that guy.
00:21:22The car.
00:21:22She was like that.
00:21:23What are you doing?
00:21:25I'm not a good one.
00:21:27I'm not a good one.
00:21:29I'm not a good one.
00:21:31I'm not a good one.
00:21:33I'm not a good one.
00:21:35I'm not a good one.
00:21:37I'm not a good one.
00:21:39Actually, if you don't use this kind of cold,
00:21:43the sound is pretty good.
00:21:45Dad, my voice is so good.
00:21:53Your face is so bad.
00:21:57I'm not a good one.
00:22:01My eyes are red and bright.
00:22:03I'm still the first time I saw a big man.
00:22:07I'm afraid to drive the car.
00:22:09No.
00:22:11You can't.
00:22:13I'm always so fast.
00:22:23Mom.
00:22:29Are you the only one for my daughter?
00:22:31Yes.
00:22:32You're the only one for me.
00:22:34I'm the only one for my daughter.
00:22:36You're the only one for me.
00:22:38Come on.
00:22:39Go.
00:22:45This is my wife.
00:22:46This is my friend.
00:22:47This is my wife,
00:22:48and she's my brother.
00:22:50And she's my brother.
00:22:52Hello, my name is孔劉. You can call me 小谷.
00:22:56Today, I'm so proud of you.
00:23:00This is what I should do. Actually, I didn't do anything.
00:23:04I know you didn't do anything. You don't have to be able to explain.
00:23:07You seem like you have a lot of礼貌.
00:23:10Are you...
00:23:12Are you all right?
00:23:30Are you okay?
00:23:32Are you okay?
00:23:34What are you doing?
00:23:38If I'm in the same place, I'm going to protect you.
00:23:43Why didn't you do that at that time?
00:23:49Do you think all of the men are like you?
00:23:51Every day, I'm going to talk to you.
00:23:53I don't have to be with you.
00:23:55I don't have to be with you.
00:23:56Every day, I have a lot of things to do with you.
00:23:59I don't know.
00:24:01I don't have money.
00:24:02I don't have money.
00:24:03I don't have money.
00:24:04I don't have money.
00:24:05I don't have money.
00:24:07Mr.
00:24:08Mr.
00:24:09Mr.
00:24:10Mr.
00:24:11Mr.
00:24:12Mr.
00:24:13Mr.
00:24:14Mr.
00:24:15Mr.
00:24:16Mr.
00:24:17Mr.
00:24:18Mr.
00:24:19Mr.
00:24:20Mr.
00:24:21Mr.
00:24:22Mr.
00:24:23Mr.
00:24:24Mr.
00:24:25Mr.
00:24:26Mr.
00:24:27Mr.
00:24:28Mr.
00:24:29Mr.
00:24:30Mr.
00:24:31Mr.
00:24:32Mr.
00:24:33Mr.
00:24:34Mr.
00:24:35Mr.
00:24:36This is the only one of the most famous孔家
00:24:40which is the only one of the most famous孔家
00:24:42and the only one of the most famous孔家
00:24:44can be called as the only one of the most famous孔家
00:24:46Like you such a normal people
00:24:48I encourage you not to think too much
00:24:50The only one of the most famous孔家
00:24:52Well, according to you,
00:24:54you can see孔家
00:24:56that would not be enough for you
00:24:58That is of course
00:25:00I was lucky to meet孔家
00:25:02but only one of the most famous孔家
00:25:04I am sure
00:25:05that it will be my life
00:25:06that I will be the most famous孔家
00:25:10Well, you don't have to say that
00:25:12you have to say that
00:25:14that you will enjoy the most famous孔家
00:25:16Well
00:25:17you are all young people
00:25:19and you don't have to do anything
00:25:21Let's do it
00:25:22Let's do it
00:25:23Let's do it
00:25:24Let's do it
00:25:29It's better
00:25:30Let's go
00:25:31Let's go
00:25:32Let's go
00:25:33Let's go
00:25:35Let's go
00:25:36Let's go
00:25:37Let's go
00:25:38Let's go
00:25:39Let's go
00:25:40Come
00:25:41Let's go
00:25:42I'll give you a cup
00:25:43I'll give you a cup
00:25:44Wow
00:25:49You're winning
00:25:50You're winning
00:25:51孔家
00:25:52You're so cool
00:25:53You can't even play with me every day
00:25:55This is not a good thing
00:25:57I don't have enough time
00:25:58I don't have enough time
00:25:59That you want to do
00:26:00If you want to get my sister
00:26:01And her relationship
00:26:02And her relationship
00:26:03And her relationship
00:26:04I want to do
00:26:05I want to do with顾晨曦
00:26:06And her relationship
00:26:07If you want to get my sister
00:26:08If you want to get my sister
00:26:09If you want to get my sister
00:26:10If you want to get her
00:26:11If you want to get her
00:26:12If you want to get her
00:26:13Well
00:26:14Then you can come
00:26:15To me
00:26:16Then you can
00:26:17You can use
00:26:18合理的理由
00:26:19With my sister
00:26:20My sister
00:26:22And my sister
00:26:24Are not married
00:26:26Is it
00:26:27She's never-in-law
00:26:29Is it
00:26:30She really starts to meet
00:26:31That's a great day
00:26:32She is my sister
00:26:33And my sister
00:26:34She's too young
00:26:35Oh
00:26:36She's too young
00:26:38She's too young
00:26:39She's too young
00:26:40She's too young
00:26:41She's too young
00:26:42Don't you
00:26:43If you want to get her
00:26:44In the middle of that
00:26:45She's such a girl
00:26:46She's too young
00:26:48She's too young
00:26:49I've never met a boyfriend.
00:26:51It's because I like it.
00:26:53It's because I like it.
00:26:55I like it.
00:27:05You like it.
00:27:07Why don't you tell me?
00:27:11My husband.
00:27:13Look.
00:27:15It's a matter of fact.
00:27:17It's a matter of fact.
00:27:19I'm a little bit older.
00:27:21I'm a little bit older.
00:27:23I don't know.
00:27:25I'm not sure if I'm going to take this opportunity.
00:27:29I'll take the two of them to the wedding.
00:27:31Look.
00:27:33What's this?
00:27:35I'm not a little old.
00:27:37I'm not a little old.
00:27:39I'm not a little old.
00:27:41I'm not a little old.
00:27:43I'm not a little old.
00:27:45I'm not a little old.
00:27:47I'm not a little old.
00:27:49I'm not a little old.
00:27:51I'm not a little old.
00:27:53I'm not a little old.
00:27:55I'm not a little old.
00:27:57I'm not a little old.
00:27:59I'm not a little old.
00:28:01I'm not a little old.
00:28:03I'm not a little old.
00:28:05I'm not a little old.
00:28:07I'm not a little old.
00:28:09I'm not a little old.
00:28:11I'm not a little old.
00:28:13So nice.
00:28:15I'm not a little old.
00:28:17I'm not an old girl.
00:28:19I am a little old girl.
00:28:21I'm not a little old.
00:28:23I love you.
00:28:24I don't want you.
00:28:26You're a little old girl.
00:28:27I love you.
00:28:29You're an old girl.
00:28:31You're a little old girl.
00:28:33You sister who likes me?
00:28:35Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:28:37We both are the two of us.
00:28:39We are the two of us.
00:28:41We are the two of us.
00:28:43Can I tell you anything?
00:28:45I'm not sure.
00:28:47I'm not sure you're the one with us.
00:28:51Who is the two of us?
00:28:53I found out that you are really...
00:28:57a lot of people.
00:28:59Oh, my God.
00:29:01You're the one that you've been doing?
00:29:03Yes.
00:29:05Why are you so beautiful?
00:29:07But my sister won't agree with me
00:29:10Because she already has a people like you.
00:29:15People like you?
00:29:17Who are you?
00:29:19I'll tell you that you don't want to talk to others.
00:29:22Before I saw my sister's phone in front of me.
00:29:27She looks like he is in a fight.
00:29:32You don't want to know?
00:29:35I'm so excited to be a kid.
00:29:37I'm so excited to have a talk to her channel.
00:29:42I'm so excited to have a smile.
00:29:45I'm so excited to be a kid.
00:29:51She is.
00:29:53You know,
00:29:54actually,
00:29:55I already knew you were a kid.
00:29:57This time,
00:29:58I'm not going to go away.
00:30:00I'm so excited to be a kid.
00:30:02I'm so excited to be a kid.
00:30:04What's wrong with me?
00:30:34You're the one who's standing in the door.
00:30:37The door is running.
00:30:39Yes.
00:30:40I'm running.
00:30:41You're the one who's standing up.
00:30:49Come on.
00:30:54I just wanted to say something.
00:30:57I'm not saying anything.
00:30:58I'm just...
00:30:59Let me introduce you.
00:31:00You can't even get me.
00:31:02I'm a doctor.
00:31:05What?
00:31:06He's a doctor.
00:31:08He's a man and a man.
00:31:10No, he's wasn't.
00:31:11He's a man.
00:31:13He knows what to say.
00:31:15I'll give you a hundred dollars.
00:31:17You better say anything.
00:31:20No, you're not saying anything.
00:31:22You're giving me a good voice.
00:31:25You're having an old friend.
00:31:26You don't want to take a good friend to me.
00:31:28Well, you look like he looks like.
00:31:31That's not the same, he is like the worst Bible.
00:31:33At the worst rate of people who intégrated me,
00:31:36in my heart, he is an The devil.
00:31:40He is an villain.
00:31:42You can't take this guy for his job.
00:31:44He's not a big guy.
00:31:46I just like him.
00:31:47I don't care.
00:31:48Xxxd
00:31:49I think that he doesn't agree with you.
00:31:52He's a idiot.
00:31:53He's a person like you.
00:31:54You should stay in my friend.
00:31:56He's not a problemsess.
00:31:57她的家世
00:31:59可比你厲害多了
00:32:01呵呵
00:32:02你快得了吧
00:32:04她能由我臣家家世相和
00:32:07這條項鍊價值八十萬
00:32:08別說買了
00:32:10你連見都沒見過
00:32:12她
00:32:13她可比你有錢多了
00:32:15她早就給我姐準備了禮物
00:32:17比你這破項鍊貴重多了
00:32:19就在我房間
00:32:21對吧坑哥哥
00:32:22啊
00:32:24沒錯
00:32:27Oh
00:32:29I don't know what kind of gift is.
00:32:31Let me see you.
00:32:33I can't see you.
00:32:35You can't see me.
00:32:37You can't see me.
00:32:39Wait for me.
00:32:41I can't see you.
00:32:43I can't see you.
00:32:45I can't see you.
00:32:47I can't see you.
00:32:49I can't see you.
00:32:51It's good.
00:32:53I prepared a gift.
00:32:55It's a gift.
00:32:57It's a gift.
00:32:59It's a gift.
00:33:01I'm ready to go.
00:33:05I'm ready to go.
00:33:07I have a good gift.
00:33:09I'm still in the house.
00:33:11I'm still in the house.
00:33:13I'm not going to go.
00:33:15I'm not sure what's going on.
00:33:17I don't want to be the people in the door.
00:33:19Don't look at me.
00:33:21I'll come back.
00:33:23That's great.
00:33:25I don't know you're ready to go.
00:33:35I'm not sure what's going on.
00:33:37This is a gift.
00:33:39This gift is $1,000.
00:33:41It wouldn't be worth enough.
00:33:45This gift looks pretty good.
00:33:47Ah…
00:33:48I know…
00:33:51Uh…
00:33:54is it?
00:33:55Do you feel like some people are really hungry?
00:33:57Well…
00:33:58There are so many people to give a hand to these guys…
00:34:00Some guys can't be taken here!
00:34:02It's nice, that's it!
00:34:05Oh, still, you are the best.
00:34:06You should have to be the best.
00:34:10Your money should be the best.
00:34:12Judge, anyway…
00:34:15Okay.
00:34:19Four.
00:34:20Five.
00:34:22Seven.
00:34:24Three.
00:34:24One.
00:34:25One.
00:34:26One.
00:34:27One.
00:34:28Two.
00:34:29Two.
00:34:32One.
00:34:38How rich?
00:34:42Actually.
00:34:43I still...
00:34:44Right?
00:34:45How can you buy such a expensive card?
00:34:48This card is a real card.
00:34:52It's a real card.
00:34:53It's a real card.
00:34:55Let's take a look at the door of the house.
00:34:56Let's take a look at the door of the house.
00:34:59I'm not sure what I found.
00:35:00This card is true.
00:35:06I'll give you a real card.
00:35:08This card is 200,000,000.
00:35:10I'm sure it's true.
00:35:11But I think it's a real card.
00:35:13It's a real card.
00:35:15It's a real card.
00:35:16It's a real card.
00:35:17My father is the card.
00:35:20With you saw these cards and these cards.
00:35:24The card is all possible to do it in a real battle.
00:35:27These are traditional cards.
00:35:29You couldn't believe they were.
00:35:30I thought the card is a good card.
00:35:35How could I?
00:35:38You're done well.
00:35:39You have to make a card so long.
00:35:41You can't get it on the card.
00:35:43I'm sure.
00:35:43She doesn't have a good gift.
00:35:45She doesn't have a good gift.
00:35:47She doesn't have a good gift.
00:35:55I'm so scared.
00:35:57I said to her.
00:35:59I'll give her a little bit to my husband.
00:36:13I can't see that.
00:36:15This card is worth.
00:36:17You can buy me this card.
00:36:19Three.
00:36:20What a weird card.
00:36:22You really should be kidding me.
00:36:24This is a great gift of the M.D.
00:36:26The M.D.
00:36:27The M.D.
00:36:28The M.D.
00:36:29I'm not sure that it's a good gift.
00:36:30It's a good gift.
00:36:32It's a good gift.
00:36:34You can't buy it.
00:36:36You're a good gift.
00:36:38I'll pay you.
00:36:40I'm not sure you need it.
00:36:42磕一个就算了
00:36:44如果这块表是真的
00:36:46这从今往后
00:36:47可就不要再来打扰兮兮了
00:36:49如何
00:36:50还真是不见棺材不落泪啊
00:36:52好
00:36:53正好
00:36:54我认识百达斐力大下去的精明
00:36:57这表是真是假
00:36:58我让它一查便知
00:37:00对了
00:37:01我这个表呢
00:37:02是在卡外买的
00:37:04代购
00:37:06笑话
00:37:07两百多万的表
00:37:09你找代购
00:37:10你也不怕给你运坏了
00:37:11没办法
00:37:12才大气酸
00:37:14不错不错
00:37:15这家伙还挺会装的
00:37:17你不怕风大闪了舌头
00:37:19我告诉你
00:37:20这表要是假的
00:37:22别怪我对你不客气
00:37:25玩
00:37:26装的还行吧
00:37:30我已经让人查过了
00:37:32这个表呀
00:37:33半年内大夏根本就没有购买记录
00:37:36没错
00:37:37如果有人敢打着我们百达斐力的名号
00:37:39高摇撞骗的话
00:37:40我们会向法院起诉的
00:37:41我刚跟你说过
00:37:43我这款表呢
00:37:44是在海外代购的
00:37:45您要查
00:37:46得去瑞士的总部
00:37:48才能查到购买几度
00:37:50哼
00:37:51就算总部的我也能查到
00:37:52哼
00:37:53还真是不见棺材不落泪
00:37:56也不知道你哪来的自己
00:37:58等等 陈上
00:37:59一个星期前
00:38:00确实有一个信孔的华夏人
00:38:01在瑞士买了星空表
00:38:02你说什么
00:38:03不是
00:38:04那个人全名叫什么
00:38:05抱歉 我权限不够
00:38:07没法查到会员的详细资料
00:38:08行了
00:38:09别那么麻烦
00:38:10让他们查一下定单的尾号
00:38:12是不是4480
00:38:14对
00:38:15对 尾号就是4480
00:38:16而且是那位幸苦的客人
00:38:18负责买了一块
00:38:19他在同一天同一时间
00:38:20他足足买了六块
00:38:21什么
00:38:22六块
00:38:23什么
00:38:24六块
00:38:29这
00:38:30随随便便将到马出一千多万来买表
00:38:32这小子到底什么来头
00:38:34关键百达菲利的先天星空表
00:38:36作为身份和荣誉象征
00:38:38每一块都珍贵不易
00:38:39光有钱也不可能一次性买走六块
00:38:42它得有多大的能耐和背景
00:38:44完了
00:38:45这副装子好像也不过了
00:38:46等等 可怎么缘回来了
00:38:48天安也查清楚了
00:38:50是不是 该履行你的承诺
00:38:53别忘了
00:38:54刚才可是你说的
00:38:55要是这块表是真的
00:38:56就从今往后
00:38:57就再也不打辱希希了
00:38:59你
00:39:00好小子
00:39:02你给我等着
00:39:03天天让你瞎摸碰上死耗子
00:39:05算你运气好
00:39:06不过我告诉你
00:39:07我是绝对不会放弃希希的
00:39:09等就等
00:39:11我还能叛你不成啊
00:39:12小小陈氏集团在我口家面前
00:39:15不过楼椅而去
00:39:16解释一下吧
00:39:17你的哥
00:39:19你真的是隐形大富好吗
00:39:21哈哈哈
00:39:22哦
00:39:23我爸的朋友呢
00:39:25在那个百达府里
00:39:27百达翡翠
00:39:28反正就在那上班
00:39:30对
00:39:31我们在一块儿 串通一气
00:39:33以前吞通气
00:39:34哈哈哈
00:39:35怪不得
00:39:36看起来
00:39:37你也不像是有什么显赫家世的人
00:39:39不过
00:39:40还是谢了
00:39:42没事
00:39:49谢谢啊
00:39:50谢谢你送我回来
00:39:51不是特地送你回来的
00:39:52别误会
00:39:53我只是不想再被陈俊杰骚扰了
00:39:56果然
00:39:57他还是讨厌我的
00:39:59呢
00:40:00你的手表
00:40:01别忘拿了
00:40:02没事
00:40:03你拿着吧
00:40:04就当送你了
00:40:05也不值什么钱
00:40:08你都知道是假的
00:40:09还当礼物送给我
00:40:11其实
00:40:12也可以是真的
00:40:15也可以是真的
00:40:17走了
00:40:19等一下
00:40:24不管是不是真的
00:40:25不管是不是真的
00:40:26我们俩的交情
00:40:27都没到可以互赠五物的地方
00:40:32行吧
00:40:33对了啊
00:40:34你刚才可答应我
00:40:35假扮你男朋友
00:40:36是要给我一千块钱的
00:40:38可不能耍赖啊
00:40:39放心
00:40:40放心
00:40:41少不了你的
00:40:43一千块钱催这么紧
00:40:44我刚刚竟然有一瞬间
00:40:46觉得你这个手表是真的
00:40:49那不是顾小花的车吗
00:40:51这宝石街真漂亮
00:40:52快看
00:40:53顾小花车上怎么下来个难呢
00:40:55还真是啊
00:40:56你们不会还不知道吧
00:40:58顾晨熙为了一个穷屌丝
00:41:00当众拒绝秦子卓这件事
00:41:02教员强的置顶了
00:41:03什么
00:41:04我女生有对家了
00:41:05就这小子
00:41:06看可是我心中的白月光啊
00:41:08顾了小花竟然喜欢一个屌丝
00:41:10老司我不能接受
00:41:15给你
00:41:18谢谢啊
00:41:19顾老板
00:41:20大气
00:41:21油嘴滑舌
00:41:22什么情况
00:41:23顾小花居然给他小费
00:41:25不过是我想的那样吧
00:41:26对了
00:41:27以后要是还有这种事啊
00:41:29找我
00:41:31DANIEL
00:41:32Meanwhile
00:41:33USA
00:41:34поговор
00:41:41可恶
00:41:43这个臭屌丝居然从晨熙的车上下来了
00:41:46恐慧
00:41:47我会 hometown你的
00:41:49Baby, I'm going to die today, please tell me to tell you what I'm talking about.
00:42:10Baby, I'm so proud of you today.
00:42:17Oh, you're so handsome.
00:42:21But in reality,
00:42:22I don't want to talk to you about it.
00:42:26You're not saying that a young student is still good?
00:42:31Yes.
00:42:33Today,
00:42:34it makes me feel like a little bit of a difference.
00:42:40But...
00:42:42But...
00:42:43What do you mean?
00:42:44Tell me!
00:42:47What do you mean?
00:42:49What do you mean?
00:42:50What do you mean?
00:42:51What do you mean?
00:42:52What do you mean?
00:43:01Don't worry.
00:43:02Don't worry.
00:43:04It's a good day.
00:43:05It's a good day.
00:43:07I'll tell you,
00:43:08that guy's famous.
00:43:10Don't worry.
00:43:17Now,
00:43:18Let's start.
00:43:19Let's start.
00:43:20Long,
00:43:21Long,
00:43:22To.
00:43:23To.
00:43:24To.
00:43:25To.
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00:43:28To.
00:43:29To.
00:43:30To.
00:43:31To.
00:43:32马教授 这孔刘竟然连您的课都远迟到
00:43:36我看他明显就是没把您国家特级讲师的身份放在眼里
00:43:40给他挂课都不过分
00:43:42对 就应该给他挂课
00:43:44要不然对我们这种认真听课的人不公平
00:43:47也如此
00:43:53教授
00:43:55教授
00:43:56我们来了
00:43:58教授
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00:47:48Let's go to the孔劉同學.
00:47:50孔劉!
00:47:52孔劉!
00:47:56Ma...
00:47:57Ma...
00:47:58Ma教授?
00:47:59This is the topic of the thesis.
00:48:02Let's go ahead and write this topic.
00:48:08This topic, if you don't answer it,
00:48:11I will give you five points.
00:48:13I was looking for it all the time.
00:48:16If you don't answer it,
00:48:18if you don't answer it,
00:48:20how do you answer it?
00:48:24What?
00:48:25What's the problem?
00:48:29Ma教授,
00:48:30let me answer this topic.
00:48:32What?
00:48:34You were trying to help you to help you?
00:48:36You helped me.
00:48:37Today, I'm going to pay you.
00:48:40This topic...
00:48:42I can only answer it.
00:48:44Ma...
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00:51:02I don't know.
00:51:05You said I was wrong.
00:51:06I don't know.
00:51:07Right.
00:51:09You guys are the ones who teach math.
00:51:13I want to ask you guys.
00:51:14Who can see it on the blackboard?
00:51:21You're not the first one in our first class?
00:51:23Can you see it?
00:51:25I don't know.
00:51:27What?
00:51:28You don't even see it?
00:51:29Is it in the movie?
00:51:31Have you seen it?
00:51:32You don't see it.
00:51:33You don't see it.
00:51:34You don't see it.
00:51:35You're saying you're not lying.
00:51:37Do you think it's possible that
00:51:39this topic is not the case for us
00:51:41in our university.
00:51:42You can't understand this topic.
00:51:44You can't understand this topic.
00:51:47You can't see it.
00:51:48You really can see it.
00:51:51I know.
00:51:52You're not going to be able to
00:51:54in顾晨熙's face.
00:51:56You're not going to hide it.
00:51:58You're going to hide it.
00:51:59You're going to die.
00:52:00That's not cool.
00:52:01That's not enough.
00:52:02You're going to get into it.
00:52:04Are you really a fool of us?
00:52:11What is he doing?
00:52:13But in my opinion
00:52:15You are indeed a fool
00:52:17You can't even know the basic
00:52:19of the general rule of law
00:52:20I don't know
00:52:21I'm still questioning
00:52:22my question of thinking
00:52:23That's enough
00:52:25You don't want to tell me
00:52:27What kind of word
00:52:28What kind of word
00:52:29What kind of word
00:52:30What kind of word
00:52:31What kind of word
00:52:33Is he a special professor
00:52:34He is a special professor
00:52:35You don't understand
00:52:36That's why
00:52:37Do you understand
00:52:38Ma教授
00:52:39I ask you
00:52:40Is it right?
00:52:41That's so funny
00:52:43That's really
00:52:45What kind of word
00:52:46Can you say
00:52:50What?
00:52:51He didn't write
00:52:52Ma教授
00:52:53What did you say?
00:52:55What did you say?
00:52:56Ma教授
00:52:59What kind of word
00:53:00Is he called
00:53:01恐流
00:53:02Is it right?
00:53:03Yes
00:53:04Have you had an interest
00:53:05to join our
00:53:06The
00:53:07The
00:53:08The
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00:53:52最高数学竞赛呀,令无数专家头疼的压轴大题,是一个智能的顶级人才,怎么可能是你嘴中那个跳梁小丑呢?
00:54:07全球最高数学竞赛,压轴大题?
00:54:12没错,这道题啊,是我超错了,它不属于今天上课讲的内容,甚至说,它也不属于博士后以下任何的课程内容。
00:54:22所以,以你们现阶段,看不懂小孔同学的做题方法,很正常。
00:54:29什么?
00:54:30我去,这孔刘什么来头啊?
00:54:34小西,他真的是你嘴里说的变态吗?
00:54:37这简直就是数学天才啊。
00:54:41他怎么会这么厉害?
00:54:43是跟我对他的印象一点都不符。
00:54:46所以,相比之下,我看你才是那个哗众取宠的小丑。
00:54:52我,我,我,我,我,我,我。
00:54:59竟然敢在我的课上,公然扰乱课堂秩序,质疑小孔同学。
00:55:03This is a little bit of a little bit of a little bit.
00:55:05From today's beginning,
00:55:06you don't have to go to my class.
00:55:07Just go to class.
00:55:09What?
00:55:09What?
00:55:10What?
00:55:11Go!
00:55:22You're waiting for me.
00:55:24I don't have to worry about it.
00:55:26Let's go.
00:55:27Let's go.
00:55:33Hey!
00:55:34恐竜!
00:55:35您老实说,
00:55:36您是怎么会解这么难的题的?
00:55:38我好像不能告诉他们,
00:55:42我出身豪文,
00:55:43老爸老婆,
00:55:44为了从小培养我的数学癌法,
00:55:46这些全国排名前的奥数专家
00:55:48专门给我配奖务课。
00:55:52我之前在一个杂志上看到过这道题,
00:55:56所以把这道题的解题,
00:55:58请不如这些都记住了。
00:56:01真的?
00:56:03也是,
00:56:06一个爱闯女厕所的变态,
00:56:09怎么可能会有这样的本事?
00:56:11你这人?
00:56:16没事,
00:56:17反正算你怎么说?
00:56:19这题我答上了。
00:56:31怎么了?
00:56:32睡到吧。
00:56:33睡到吧。
00:56:36睡到吧。
00:56:39给我老实待着,
00:56:40等你爸拿钱来赎你。
00:56:41等你爸拿钱来赎你。
00:56:44小妹妹,
00:56:45别怕,
00:56:46有我在。
00:56:47你是谁?
00:56:48你是谁?
00:56:49你是谁?
00:56:50我也是被抓进来的。
00:56:51别怕,
00:56:53我唱歌给你听。
00:56:55唱歌?
00:56:56黑黑的天空低垂,
00:57:00凉凉。
00:57:01凉凉的繁星相醉。
00:57:04冲而飞,
00:57:06再次够面帅。
00:57:09小哥哥,
00:57:10你唱得真好。
00:57:14嘘。
00:57:15走,
00:57:16我带你出去。
00:57:19小哥哥,
00:57:20你流血了,
00:57:22我害怕。
00:57:24小哥哥,
00:57:25你流血了,
00:57:26我害怕。
00:57:27别害怕,
00:57:28有我在。
00:57:45你知道吧,
00:57:46怎么弄的?
00:57:53小时候贪玩,
00:57:54我要上哪儿?
00:57:56贪玩?
00:57:58嗯?
00:57:59好了,
00:58:00同学们,
00:58:01今年的课就到这里。
00:58:03下课。
00:58:04哎,
00:58:05走走,
00:58:06下课。
00:58:07坐死了。
00:58:08坐死了。
00:58:09坐死了。
00:58:10坐死了。
00:58:11坐死了。
00:58:12喂。
00:58:13啊?
00:58:14哭是吧,
00:58:15孔哥。
00:58:16你不过真跟顾大笑话
00:58:17谈上了吧?
00:58:18就是。
00:58:19而且,
00:58:20他不仅同意跟你这种吊丝
00:58:21坐在一起,
00:58:22公开主动帮你解围。
00:58:23不是老口。
00:58:24你有什么恋爱秘籍?
00:58:25你教教我们呢?
00:58:27别开玩笑了。
00:58:28我跟他真的什么都没有啊。
00:58:30你还装啊?
00:58:31吃饭去吃饭去吃饭去。
00:58:32不是,
00:58:33你说有人,
00:58:34人家的水。
00:58:35孔刘。
00:58:36今晚记得来我家。
00:58:38啊?
00:58:39啊?
00:58:40别别别别。
00:58:41啊?
00:58:42别别别。
00:58:43啊?
00:58:49孔刘。
00:58:50今晚记得来我家。
00:58:51啊?
00:58:52啊?
00:58:53你还说你没有?
00:58:54不是,
00:58:55不是,
00:58:56她的意思是让我去她家给她妹妹。
00:58:58给她妹补课。
00:58:59上上家教。
00:59:00对,
00:59:01上家教。
00:59:02啊?
00:59:03啊?
00:59:04啊?
00:59:05走走。
00:59:06走吧。
00:59:07空哥哥,
00:59:08你是不是喜欢我姐?
00:59:10啊?
00:59:11你为什么要这么问呢?
00:59:13啊?
00:59:14没什么,
00:59:15我就随便问问。
00:59:16其实,
00:59:17我姐没有表面上看着那么不好相处。
00:59:20啊?
00:59:21你到底想说什么?
00:59:22啊?
00:59:23我感觉你和我姐有气。
00:59:28不是,
00:59:29你个小屁孩儿脑子里面都在想什么呀?
00:59:31真的呀?
00:59:32我感觉我姐对你和对其他男人的态度不一样。
00:59:36嗯?
00:59:37确实不一样。
00:59:38嗯?
00:59:39确实不一样。
00:59:40你姐是相当的讨厌我。
00:59:41讨厌你?
00:59:42为什么?
00:59:43啊?
00:59:44啊?
00:59:45这个就说来话长了。
00:59:48当年,
00:59:49上大一的时候,
00:59:50我那室友上厕所没带纸,
00:59:53让我给她送纸去了。
00:59:54我爸,
00:59:55没看清,
00:59:56跑到女厕所去了。
00:59:58我这门,
00:59:59登登登登登,
01:00:00一敲开。
01:00:01这么一看。
01:00:02啊?
01:00:03你姐真,
01:00:04哎呀,
01:00:05所以她到现在,
01:00:07都把我当作一个大流氓。
01:00:09这个病态。
01:00:10我说怎么总感觉,
01:00:12我姐对你态度不一样。
01:00:14原来是这样啊。
01:00:19不过,
01:00:20你也别难过。
01:00:21你别看我姐平时在外面,
01:00:23总是扳着个脸。
01:00:25一副高冷的样子。
01:00:26其实,
01:00:27那都是她装出来的。
01:00:29真实的她,
01:00:30其实是一个超级大蛇口。
01:00:33真的假的呀。
01:00:35真的呀,
01:00:36我姐真是受恐。
01:00:38她只是不知道怎么跟外人相处,
01:00:40所以才总在外人面前,
01:00:42露出一副冷冰冰的表情。
01:00:45其实她,
01:00:46变形特别脆弱,
01:00:48也特别善良。
01:00:49行了,
01:01:00你赶紧写作业。
01:01:01小屁孩。
01:01:08你别看我姐平时在外面,
01:01:10总是扳着个脸。
01:01:11一副高冷的样子。
01:01:13其实,
01:01:14那都是她装出来的。
01:01:15真实的她,
01:01:16其实是一个超级大蛇口。
01:01:19蛇口?
01:01:20看起来真不像。
01:01:22小姑娘,
01:01:23我们这里真不能射掉。
01:01:24老板,
01:01:25我手机没电了。
01:01:26那你们超市能晚点关门吗?
01:01:28我们马上就要打烊了。
01:01:29要不你明天来吧。
01:01:31不是,
01:01:32这个东西我着急用。
01:01:33我也没办法。
01:01:34要不她的单我买?
01:01:39要不她的单我买?
01:01:42要不她的单我买?
01:01:44同学。
01:01:46行。
01:01:47我给你买了单,
01:01:51你不说声谢谢就这么走了。
01:01:53没礼貌的家伙。
01:01:55我手机没电了,
01:01:58钱回宿舍转你。
01:01:59没事,
01:02:00就当我请你了。
01:02:01哥妈。
01:02:02喝吗?
01:02:04不喝。
01:02:06我帮你还帮错了。
01:02:09你跟我少什么脾气?
01:02:12啊,
01:02:13谢了。
01:02:14对了,
01:02:15你买的那个鼓鼓囔囔的什么样?
01:02:17他们家这牌子的姨妈金真不错。
01:02:20对啊,
01:02:21我每次收力气都用它,
01:02:22一点都不漏。
01:02:28那个,
01:02:29祝你那个身体健康。
01:02:31不我呀。
01:02:33醜化了。
01:02:34好,
01:02:35不我哪有武咪。
01:02:36那个。
01:02:39真实的他。
01:02:40其实,
01:02:41是一个超级大�ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
01:02:44高冷笑话。
01:02:45涉恐特?
01:02:46大帅婶乱模。
01:02:48咱们最有不同的你,
01:02:49护特吗?
01:02:50Where are you from?
01:02:53Good-bye, Father.
01:03:01Why?
01:03:03When I need help, I need help.
01:03:11Whenever you come,
01:03:14there is no doubt
01:03:16What are you thinking?
01:03:22You're a friend of mine.
01:03:25What are you doing here?
01:03:27What are you doing here?
01:03:30What are you doing here?
01:03:31We are going to be a guest for the show.
01:03:32Are you sure?
01:03:33Yes.
01:03:34Let's go.
01:03:35What are you doing?
01:03:37Don't you go.
01:03:38You're not a bad guy.
01:03:40You're a bad guy.
01:03:41You're a hot guy.
01:03:42You're a hot guy.
01:03:43Next, let's give us the sound of the most热烈.
01:03:45Good-bye.
01:03:47Let's hear him.
01:03:48Look at the class.
01:03:49acronym.
01:03:52The first time I met you, it's not so close to me
01:04:17Who knows that the relationship is so close to me
01:04:20I'm going to be with you on the beach
01:04:50Oh
01:05:20I didn't say that!
01:05:25He said that if he was with顾景山 singing a song,
01:05:28then he will be dead in Wuhan!
01:05:30Who are you?
01:05:31He wants to meet顾笑花 singing?
01:05:33He wants to meet顾笑花 singing a song
01:05:35that he would be able to go to法國.
01:05:37Why are you doing that?
01:05:38顾笑花, how could he do this
01:05:40of the无理 demands?
01:05:41Um,
01:05:42my friends,
01:05:43let me introduce you to you
01:05:45this person's face
01:05:46who is a poor person
01:05:47named孔劉
01:05:49he is a poor person
01:05:51who is a poor person
01:05:52who is a poor person
01:05:54who is a poor person
01:05:55is a poor person
01:05:57Hey,
01:05:58Mr.
01:05:59You still think you're going to agree
01:06:01to you?
01:06:02Let's go!
01:06:03Poor person
01:06:04Mr.
01:06:05Mr.
01:06:06Mr.
01:06:07Mr.
01:06:08Mr.
01:06:09Mr.
01:06:10Mr.
01:06:11Mr.
01:06:12Mr.
01:06:13Mr.
01:06:14Mr.
01:06:15Mr.
01:06:16Mr.
01:06:17Mr.
01:06:18Mr.
01:06:19Mr.
01:06:20Mr.
01:06:21Mr.
01:06:22Mr.
01:06:23Mr.
01:06:24Mr.
01:06:25Mr.
01:06:26Mr.
01:06:27Mr.
01:06:28Mr.
01:06:29Mr.
01:06:30Mr.
01:06:31Mr.
01:06:32Mr.
01:06:33Mr.
01:06:34Mr.
01:06:35Mr.
01:06:36Mr.
01:06:37Mr.
01:06:38Mr.
01:06:39Mr.
01:06:40Mr.
01:06:41Mr.
01:06:42Mr.
01:06:43Mr.
01:06:44Mr.
01:06:45Mr.
01:06:46Mr.
01:06:47What?
01:06:51What?
01:06:52The girl who promised to sing the song with the Villefus?
01:06:55Listen.
01:06:56What's the thing about the Villefus?
01:06:58It's not always the same thing for the Villefus.
01:07:00I don't know what the Villefus is.
01:07:02I want to see the Villefus is singing.
01:07:05It's a bit like a song.
01:07:07How?
01:07:08You don't want to?
01:07:09I'm going to go ahead and go ahead.
01:07:11I want to.
01:07:13You can tell me who I am.
01:07:16Let's try it.
01:07:22What are you doing?
01:07:24It's all.
01:07:26You won't be able to sing a song.
01:07:28You won't be able to sing a song.
01:07:30That's not enough.
01:07:31I remember when I was young.
01:07:33I had a lot of young artists in my life.
01:07:36Although I didn't sing a song,
01:07:38but I still want to sing a song.
01:07:39You can sing a song with the Villefus?
01:07:41Okay.
01:07:42I'll sing a song.
01:07:43Okay.
01:07:44That's the Villefus.
01:07:45I'm still looking for a song.
01:07:46I want to sing a song.
01:07:47I'm still looking for a song.
01:07:48I want to sing a song.
01:07:51Let's bring you a song,
01:07:52a little song.
01:07:53This song is still the song.
01:07:55This little girl's運氣 is so good.
01:07:56If you take the camera,
01:07:58you'll get out of it.
01:08:00Then you'll get out of it.
01:08:01And you'll get out of it.
01:08:02How did you get out of it?
01:08:08I'm still looking for
01:08:12one, one, one, one, one.
01:08:16Oh my God, this is so good.
01:08:18I can't imagine,
01:08:19how could this man look like this?
01:08:20The sound of the sound so good.
01:08:22Oh, it's so good.
01:08:22Oh, it's so good.
01:08:24Why I'm so angry,
01:08:26why I'm so angry.
01:08:28The song begins to be a bit more.
01:08:32The love of my love will be a bit more.
01:08:37How could this be?
01:08:38Why are you singing so good?
01:08:40It's a good song.
01:08:41You're not going to hear it.
01:08:43You're the one who sings the song.
01:08:44You hear it all.
01:08:46You're the one who sings the song.
01:08:47You're the one who sings the song.
01:08:48You're the one who sings the song.
01:08:49You're the one who sings the song.
01:08:50You're the one who sings the song.
01:08:51I don't know the song.
01:08:52I'm so angry.
01:08:53Oh, no.
01:08:54I'm not going to play.
01:08:56I'm not going to play.
01:08:58You don't know what you're so important to me.
01:09:03Have you ever seen me?
01:09:05Oh, wow!
01:09:08Wow!
01:09:09Wow!
01:09:10Wow!
01:09:11Wow!
01:09:12Wow!
01:09:13Wow!
01:09:14Wow!
01:09:15Wow!
01:09:16Wow!
01:09:17Wow!
01:09:18Wow!
01:09:19Wow!
01:09:20Wow!
01:09:21Wow!
01:09:22Oh, look.
01:09:25You can't really hear me.
01:09:30What are you going to tell me?
01:09:32No.
01:09:33What's wrong?
01:09:34Okay.
01:09:35No.
01:09:36For me, I will be here for you to sing once a song.
01:09:40I will send you a song.
01:09:42I don't want to sing once a song.
01:09:43After the winter, I invite you to sing a song.
01:09:46A song?
01:09:48What song?
01:09:49I'll tell you later.
01:09:54You're so good.
01:09:55Can you connect with me?
01:09:56You have a relationship?
01:09:57You have a girlfriend?
01:09:58You can see me.
01:10:04You're so good.
01:10:05You're so good.
01:10:06You're so good.
01:10:07Can you talk to me?
01:10:08Can you talk to me?
01:10:09You're so good.
01:10:10You're so good.
01:10:12Do you want me to sing a song?
01:10:15Okay.
01:10:19You're so good.
01:10:24Can you talk to me?
01:10:25Can you talk to me?
01:10:26Can you talk to me?
01:10:27Okay.
01:10:28No problem.
01:10:32I've met him for 10 years.
01:10:33Will he be?
01:10:39Can you talk to me?
01:10:40Can you talk to me?
01:10:42You want me to sing a song?
01:10:43Okay.
01:10:44Tell me.
01:10:45What do you want?
01:10:46Do you want me to sing?
01:10:48What do you want?
01:10:49I want you to sing a song
01:10:51You can sing that song
01:10:53You are…
01:10:55For the writing that song
01:10:56I want you to sing your most remembered
01:10:57I don't want you to sing it.
01:10:59You'll want me to sing that song
01:11:00I'll sing my former mom
01:11:13Lorraine
01:11:16Lian
01:11:18Chou
01:11:20Chou
01:11:22Chou
01:11:23Chou
01:11:25Chou
01:11:27Chou
01:11:39How did you cry?
01:11:40I'm alright, thank you.
01:11:43I'll see you next time.
01:11:49How did you cry?
01:11:56The same song.
01:11:58The same song.
01:12:00The same song.
01:12:01The song is me for the last ten years.
01:12:05I would like to like him.
01:12:13But this kind of love is in my heart.
01:12:17In the past few days,
01:12:18he was still an idiot.
01:12:21Why do I like him?
01:12:23It's because he killed me.
01:12:25So I do it for him.
01:12:29But that day,
01:12:30he was holding me to the table.
01:12:33I felt very happy.
01:12:38My God.
01:12:40If I really like him,
01:12:42what I'm doing?
01:12:44How could I do it?
01:12:45Oh,
01:12:46my God.
01:12:47Who would I help me?
01:12:49I'm going to take care of my children.
01:12:51I'm going to take care of my children.
01:12:53Let me tell you.
01:12:55Let me tell you.
01:12:57Go ahead.
01:12:58I'll go.
01:12:59I'll never be back.
01:13:01What do you mean?
01:13:03I'm not going to take care of my children.
01:13:05I'm going to take care of my children.
01:13:06I'm going to take care of my children.
01:13:08I'm going to take care of my children.
01:13:10Let me tell you.
01:13:13Let me talk to you next time.
01:13:14I'll let people play.
01:13:16How am I going to take care of my children?
01:13:17I'm going to take care of my children.
01:13:19Let me tell you.
01:13:20Let me take care of my children.
01:13:21I can't.
01:13:22Let's go.
01:13:27Don't be afraid of me.
01:13:29This is not my email from my friends.
01:13:34That's right.
01:13:36It's the connection between my friends and my family.
01:13:38What are you doing?
01:13:39This is my friend's friend's friend.
01:13:41You don't want to call me.
01:13:44My friend's friend?
01:13:45If you don't want to go to the hospital,
01:13:47you still need to make me sick.
01:13:51I can't.
01:13:53You don't want to call me.
01:13:56I can't.
01:13:57I can't.
01:14:00I don't want to call me.
01:14:02My friend wants to call me.
01:14:04I'll be right back.
01:14:06I'll be right back.
01:14:12Mother, why did you not let me go to the hospital?
01:14:15He still wants to go to the hospital?
01:14:18Mother, don't let him go.
01:14:20Don't let her go.
01:14:22Don't worry, I won't let her go.
01:14:24I've been looking for her for 10 years.
01:14:26How could she get her?
01:14:28Thank you, my sister.
01:14:30My sister loves you.
01:14:34Where are you?
01:14:36Go to school!
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