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00:00I'm Tessa Gray from a small town in Texas. This is my first time in New York City and I only have
00:09one goal, to win the art competition. If I can get the first place, I can finally buy my grandmother
00:17a proper resting place. Take it! I don't want that old hag's ashes stinking up my house!
00:26Please don't go Ray, this is Grandma's home! Not anymore! You and that piloters can get the
00:32hell out! At least find her a proper resting place. She's your mother, Ray!
00:39Sure. One hundred thousand dollars. You've got seven days. No money. I'll throw her ashes in the river.
00:47Alright Tessa, you can do this. For Grandma.
00:57Sir? Sir? Sir, are you okay? I can't breathe. I don't know what to do. Country folks don't know much. Don't get into their business, we'll get scammed.
01:02Can't you see this man's in pain? This life could be on the line. Please tell me what to do.
01:19It's medicine. Oh no, I'm sorry. Just breathe, please. Is that better? Thank you. Just take it easy.
01:34You are a girl with a golden heart. Thank you, my dear. I'm feeling much better now. Do you have a name, girl?
01:50Oh, Tessa. Tessa Gray. Tessa? And do you have a boyfriend, Tessa? You know, I owe you my life. So, uh, how about a proposal? Hmm?
02:02Oh, not with me. I mean with my grandson, Dave. What? Uh, I'm just here for a meaning competition, not to answer.
02:10Oh, nonsense. You would be perfect together. I'll call him now.
02:20Mr. Quinn is the CEO of Quinn Corporation, the biggest real estate empire in the country.
02:26Good morning, Mr. Quinn.
02:30Grandpa? Dave? I've had a heart attack. Could you come round now and, uh, help me?
02:39Dave's not much of a talker, right, sir. But he's a man of good character. A man you can trust.
02:45Grandpa, are you okay? Speaking of the devil, Dave, I am fine. I was just, uh, telling Tessa here. Yeah?
02:56Tessa? Dave. Dave? Tessa. You two should get married.
03:01Uh, what? Grandpa? Impossible. You just met her.
03:06Uh, Dave's right. I-I can't do that.
03:09Oh, oh, my heart. Oh, the pain. It's too much.
03:14All right, all right. Let's get you to the hospital. I'll go with you.
03:17No, no, no, I-I forbid it. Uh, no, you stay here and, uh, Tessa will keep you company.
03:25Joe can drive me to the hospital.
03:27No, Grandpa. That's not-
03:29Shush! Oh, you know, Dave can be very stubborn. But I'm sure you'll figure him out.
03:35And I'll be waiting for the good news.
03:38No.
03:40Come on, Joe. Oh, help me up.
03:42Yeah. Ooh.
03:48All right. What's your game?
03:51Excuse me?
03:53Oh, please. You think I don't recognize a gold digger when I see one?
03:57You are the most arrogant, insufferable man I've ever met.
04:13Yep.
04:14Who do you think he is, full of himself?
04:17Wait! Please!
04:22What now?
04:23Marry me, please.
04:26What?
04:27I just got a call from the doctor. Grandpa needs a month to live.
04:30He doesn't know it yet.
04:31And his last wish was to see his grandson get married and,
04:33since he already thinks you're the one,
04:35this will be a 30-day contract marriage.
04:38In exchange, I'll give you, uh, a hundred thousand dollars.
04:43One hundred thousand dollars?
04:45You've got seven days!
04:47No money?
04:48I'll throw her ashes in the river!
04:50That's enough money for grandmas, too.
04:57Look, we just have to make it believable for my grandpa.
05:00In front of him, we act like a real couple.
05:02But that's it.
05:03No one else can know, or else there'll be consequences.
05:09Deal. I'll marry you.
05:13Grandma, you'll finally have a place to rest.
05:17Just as I thought.
05:19She really is a gold digger.
05:24The painting competition!
05:26I'm late.
05:28Up.
05:32Running away already?
05:34I thought we had a deal.
05:36I'm not running.
05:37I'm entering a painting contest.
05:39The deadline's today.
05:40If I don't get there on time,
05:41well, I'll try again next year.
05:43In that case,
05:48I'll give you a lift.
05:52Wow.
05:54Is this your car?
05:58I didn't know you were rich.
06:01Get in.
06:02We're here.
06:04All right.
06:05Let's see what kind of excuse she comes up with now.
06:22She really is here for the competition.
06:24Interesting.
06:31Grandpa.
06:33I married that Tessa girl.
06:34I'll take you care of her.
06:36To the hospital.
06:40Hello?
06:41Is anyone there?
06:45I have my paintings.
06:46Sorry, miss.
06:47The deadline's passed.
06:55It's fine.
06:57At least Grandma has her resting place secured.
07:07Only 200 dollars left.
07:12Please, just one more week.
07:14I'll be able to pay the room fee.
07:15No money?
07:16You think this place runs on fairy dust?
07:17Get the fuck out of here.
07:18Fuck.
07:24The marriage license is being processed.
07:31We'll visit Grandpa together soon.
07:44No problem.
07:45Sorry, I gotta go.
07:46Can I help you?
07:47No problem. Sorry, I can't go.
07:49Can I help you?
07:51Yeah, I saw you had a cleaning position.
08:00Well, we usually don't hire, um, well, people like you.
08:07Please.
08:08I don't have a place to stay.
08:11Tessa?
08:13Please, I don't have a place to stay.
08:15Please give me a chance to interview. I can be a good janitor.
08:18Do you think you are, huh? The CEO's girlfriend?
08:21Why should I give you a chance?
08:24Get lost.
08:29Is there a problem here?
08:32Is there a problem here?
08:35No, Mr. Quinn, everything's fine.
08:37Mr. Quinn?
08:38I don't tolerate unprofessional behavior at my company.
08:41You're here to assist, not to pass judgment on applicants.
08:44No, no, no, no. She's, she's the one.
08:47She's been making my job very difficult.
08:49She's been forcing me to give her a job.
08:51Stop lying. I saw what happened.
08:55Apologize.
08:59Sorry.
09:01That didn't sound very convincing.
09:03This will be your last chance.
09:09I sincerely apologize for my rudeness.
09:15That's more like it.
09:18Are you?
09:21Mr. Quinn is the CEO of Quinkle.
09:25You're the CEO.
09:26I just gave you $100,000.
09:30Why are you applying for a cleaning job?
09:34Um, the money wasn't for me.
09:40My uncle, he was threatening to throw out my grandma's ashes if I didn't give him $100,000.
09:47I didn't know that.
09:54All right.
09:55You're hired.
09:59Really?
10:01And you said you needed somewhere to stay?
10:03Yeah.
10:04My landlord kicked me out.
10:06You could stay at my place for a month.
10:08For Grandpa's sake.
10:10I'll pick you up tonight after work.
10:11This place.
10:18It's huge.
10:20Thank you for letting me stay.
10:22I really appreciate it.
10:24Help yourself.
10:25Let me know if you need anything.
10:33Hello and welcome to tonight's show.
10:41She really is something.
11:08Having fun by yourself in the kitchen?
11:09I was just trying to make some breakfast.
11:14I guess I don't really understand these high-tech appliances.
11:18Oh!
11:18Oh my god!
11:19Oh!
11:23Sorry, I've got work to get on.
11:25I'm running late.
11:26You know, you don't actually have to go to work this month while you live here.
11:29You don't have to lift a finger.
11:31No, I don't want to sit and do nothing.
11:33I don't want to take advantage of this arrangement.
11:35Um, I've got work to go to Grand Porn.
11:41Bye!
11:44Interesting woman.
11:45Are you serious?
11:55I'm so sorry.
11:56Yeah, you should be.
11:57This is a new dress.
11:59What, small town folks just can't walk properly?
12:03You know, as this was your fault.
12:04Go get me a new coffee.
12:05Right.
12:06Now!
12:17Come on.
12:18How hard is it to press a button?
12:19What?
12:20Never seen a commission before?
12:22Oh, stop.
12:25Oh.
12:26Are you still trying to figure it out?
12:28Small town folk just don't make coffee.
12:34Just because I'm from a small town doesn't give you the right to humiliate me.
12:39This new girl is in trouble.
12:42Mia is one of Lana's people.
12:43You've got a bit of a mouth on you, don't you?
12:45Looks like somebody needs to learn a lesson on how things are done around here.
12:48That's workplace harassment.
12:54I'll report you.
12:56Report me.
12:58Oh, honey.
12:59Let me show you what happens when you cross the wrong people.
13:14Mr. Quinn.
13:14You think workplace bullying is acceptable at my company?
13:20Mr. Quinn, I didn't mean...
13:23Please, you're not going to fire me, right?
13:25I'm one of Lana's top people.
13:27She won't stand for that.
13:29Fine.
13:30I won't fire you.
13:32But from now on, your new job is to make coffee.
13:35For the entire office.
13:37What?
13:39There's like 10,000 employees in this company.
13:41I'm going to be making coffee all day.
13:43That sounds like your problem.
13:44But if you'd rather, I could just hand over the security footage of you harassing one of my employees to the police.
13:50Your choice.
13:54I'll do it.
14:01Lana.
14:02Who's Lana?
14:03Come with me.
14:04I'll work with you.
14:05I'll do it.
14:05I'll do it.
14:07I'll do it.
14:09I'll do it.
14:10I'll do it.
14:11I'll do it.
14:11I'll do it.
14:12I'll do it.
14:12I'll do it.
14:12I'll do it.
14:12I'll do it.
14:12I'll do it.
14:12I'll do it.
14:13He's not going to punish me for what just happened, is he?
14:21OMG, is he proposing?
14:26My grandpa proposed to my grandma using this ring.
14:30It's beautiful.
14:32He always wanted to give it to his grandson's wife.
14:37So you want me to wear it?
14:40Wear it when we visit him.
14:42Then he won't doubt our relationship.
14:43Thanks.
14:54Impossible.
14:57Impossible.
14:57I mean...
14:57How can it fit so perfectly?
14:59Did you...
15:00alter it to...
15:01my size?
15:02Just wear it and don't lose it.
15:06That's consider it.
15:08Maybe he isn't that arrogant?
15:09Who's in there?
15:23What are we going to do?
15:25Aren't we supposed to be secretly married?
15:27If they find us here together, then...
15:30Oh my god!
15:36I kissed my boss!
15:39Sorry, I didn't mean to.
15:42Who's in there?
15:43Yeah, it's me. I'm just grabbing something from storage.
15:47Sorry, Mr. Quinn. Do you need help?
15:49No, thank you. I'm in good hands.
15:55We should have...
15:57get back to work.
15:58That's why I have to get back here.
16:01Can we get back here?
16:04Oh, no.
16:06You're probably going to enjoy my friend.
16:09I'm having a little time.
16:12I'm having a little fun.
16:14And maybe I will keep using this so hard.
16:17Just let me learn something.
16:20I didn't even know what I was doing.
16:22And I already knew what I was doing.
16:24You're watching my friends,
16:26Lana and Dave grew up together.
16:33He cares about her very much.
16:35You're just a lowly cleaning lady.
16:37They think about saving your way to the top.
16:39So, did Dave choose to keep the marriage a secret
16:43because Lana is the one he loves?
16:52Lana, I need a favor.
16:54Well, that's new.
16:55The great Dave Quinn asking for a favor.
16:57There's a new cleaning lady, Tessa.
16:59She's from the country and she's been trying to find her footing.
17:02So you want to help her?
17:04I just wanted to look out for her and make sure she's not taken advantage of.
17:08You care about her?
17:10It's not like that, it's just...
17:13She's in a tough spot and I don't want her struggling more than she has to.
17:17Of course I can help with Tessa.
17:20You and I have been friends for years.
17:23Hey, I bought you some lunch.
17:27Oh, no thank you. I'm not hungry.
17:30I'll grab something from outside later.
17:32I've got to call my family.
17:34Oh, okay.
17:36Where's this Tessa girl?
17:39Hey!
17:40Weren't you supposed to be preparing lunch for me today?
17:45Um...
17:46Sorry, I forgot it.
17:50Well, how about tonight?
17:52I could pick you up.
17:53We can go home together.
17:54Um...
17:56Actually...
17:58I've made plans to have dinner with a colleague tonight.
18:03A colleague?
18:04Oh...
18:05Okay, uh...
18:07Have fun.
18:08Is she avoiding me?
18:12Maybe she really doesn't want this marriage.
18:17Hmm.
18:18So this is the Tessa girl Dave mentioned.
18:22Cleaning lady.
18:23Newbie!
18:24Since you're so hard working, we figured you'd want a little extra responsibility.
18:39All the dirty restrooms.
18:45Garbage filled trash cans.
18:48Any problem?
18:50Oh...
18:52This...
18:53This is impossible to finish.
18:56I guess that means you're not fit for this job.
18:58I'll do it.
18:59Bye.
19:00Tonight.
19:09Bye.
19:26Oops!
19:28Looks like someone missed a spot.
19:29Better clean it up again.
19:31That is enough.
19:32I'm done with this.
19:33No you're not.
19:34You must clean them all.
19:36That's your duty young lady.
19:38Well, not if you're dumping trash on purpose.
19:41Well, who's seen it?
19:43I have.
19:52Mr. Quinn, it's a misunderstanding.
19:55I was just making sure she learns discipline.
19:57She's new, after all.
19:59Discipline?
20:01Right, so you won't mind picking up where she left off from then, will you?
20:08Give him the mop.
20:18Wait, Dave, something doesn't seem right, does it?
20:22He's a supervisor.
20:24Should he really be scrubbing the floors?
20:26Lana, you've been here this whole time?
20:29Watching?
20:33The supervisor should set an example.
20:36Start now!
20:44And he calls himself a supervisor.
20:46This is gold salvage business.
20:49Clumsy and incompetent.
20:51Looks like you're not fit to be the head of the cleaning department after all.
20:55From now on, Tessa will be our new cleaning supervisor.
21:03Tessa will be our new cleaning supervisor.
21:07Why the hell is he being so good to this bitch?
21:09Mr. Quinn, thank you for earlier.
21:25You're not going out with your colleagues?
21:27I thought you had dinner plans.
21:29Um, plan was cancelled.
21:33People might see us here together.
21:35It's after hours, no more care.
21:37Want to go to the mall with me instead?
21:41Um...
21:42Just gonna buy some presents for Grandpa.
21:45Alright.
21:49Come on in.
21:50Alright.
21:51All set?
22:20Let's go.
22:21And this is for you.
22:43Thank you for being here with me today.
22:50All set.
22:54Now, show me your latest collection.
22:57For her.
22:58Thank you, Mr. Quinn.
23:00Isn't that too much?
23:02You're my wife.
23:03You should look the part.
23:04You should look the part.
23:06You should look the part.
23:08You should look the part.
23:10I'm not sure.
23:12You should look the part.
23:14You should look the part.
23:16$50,000 for a dress?
23:42Add it to the pile.
23:44Wait, which pile?
23:46All of them?
23:51They're so in love.
23:52Like, total power couple.
24:04Did you see that?
24:05Our CEO picked up Tessa himself.
24:09A tasteless country girl?
24:11I'm sure it's a one-time thing.
24:13Look, we just have to make it believable for my grandpa.
24:20In front of him, we act like a real couple.
24:22But that's it.
24:23No one else can know, or else there'll be consequences.
24:26Ah, Tessa, I have got you your favorite coffee.
24:31Um, thank you?
24:34Anne, Tessa, I'm sorry about before.
24:37I didn't know you and the CEO were dating.
24:41What?
24:43No, there must be some misunderstanding.
24:47Tessa, you have to tell her.
24:49Yeah, don't be so modest.
24:51You're really something.
24:55Since everyone seems so interested in my personal life, let me make this simple.
25:00Tessa and I, we're...
25:01I'm his cleaning lady.
25:11Um, Mr. Quinn gave me a ride home because I work at his place part-time to clean his house.
25:21What?
25:21I just need extra income, that's all.
25:25I told you, our CEO can't be into a girl like her.
25:29Forget it.
25:30How could you ever compare it to Lana?
25:38Keep up your son.
25:42Our marriage really is a piece of contract for her.
25:50What happened?
25:51Mr. Quinn, your grandfather.
25:53His heart condition's worsened.
25:55You need to come immediately.
25:58Dave, what's going on?
26:00We need to go to the hospital.
26:02Now.
26:10We have consulted the most authoritative medical team,
26:13and it's uncertain how long you can go on for.
26:17I understand.
26:18I'm useless.
26:30I'm useless.
26:31All my money.
26:33All my resources.
26:35And I can't even save him.
26:38You're not useless, Dave.
26:40You're not useless.
26:49You're, sir.
26:54You're asked about it, Dave.
26:55You're welcome.
26:56I don't know.
26:56All my meals are on.
26:58Goodbye.
26:58I mean, you're out.
27:01I love you.
27:03You're out.
27:04I'm still listening.
27:05I love you.
27:06I love you.
27:06I love you.
27:07I love you.
27:08Tessa, let's go home together.
27:38What on earth has she been doing this last few days?
27:44Gotta find out.
28:03What's been going on?
28:05Mr. Quinn, you might find this hard to believe, but your grandfather's condition is improving.
28:14We're optimistic about his recovery.
28:18What?
28:20How is that possible?
28:21You didn't know.
28:22All thanks to your wife.
28:24She's been here every day giving Peter herbal medicine, massaging his limbs and keeping him
28:28company.
28:29Honestly, it's a miracle.
28:30I've been told that we all have someone who'll be there.
28:38I've been warned, I've been warned not to push that hope aside.
28:51Oh, thank you doctor.
29:05Do everything you can for him.
29:06You did all of this.
29:13You're amazing.
29:15You work so hard.
29:30I owe you a proper thank you.
29:32Well, Grandpa's health is the best reward, but I'm curious.
29:39How will you thank me?
29:41So Tessa, you really are trying to steal a date from me.
29:58We'll see about that.
30:00Come on, Ellie.
30:07You've always hated the noise of the city.
30:10You didn't have to hike all the way out here just to check up on me.
30:14How could I stick around at home knowing you were sick?
30:17I'm glad to see her feeling better.
30:19Well, that's because of Tessa.
30:22Without her, I don't know what would have happened.
30:25I need to thank her in person.
30:27She's done a lot for our family.
30:30I think you'll like it, Ellie.
30:32She's got a good heart.
30:37Yeah, no, okay.
30:38I am pleased with this.
30:39I want that.
30:40I'm getting that over there.
30:41You can go over here.
30:43I need this.
30:44This is going to space.
30:45I want that over there.
30:46It's good.
30:47Quick there.
30:49What's on the commotion?
30:51Oh, haven't you heard?
30:52Dave's great aunt and the Quinn, she's passing in for visits.
30:56Oh yeah, of course, Dave told me.
30:58Dave's so close to his family.
31:00If his great aunt takes a liking to me,
31:02maybe she'll tell Dave to consider me.
31:04To be the one for him.
31:12Excuse me.
31:13Could you help me find someone?
31:15She looks like she's just come from the countryside.
31:19You can't just wander into a company like this.
31:22I'm back off.
31:24Can't you see we're tied up with something?
31:26If you're looking for someone, try a police station.
31:29Are you okay?
31:30Not helping is one thing, but pushing her.
31:31What is wrong with you?
31:32Oh, Tessa.
31:33Always a savior.
31:34You know bringing in hobos just hurts the company.
31:36Is your punishment?
31:37I'll be docking your pay.
31:38So that's Tessa.
31:39She not only saved my brother but now she's helping me out too.
31:56What an amazing girl.
32:00She just needs some help.
32:01Maybe try showing her some basic decency.
32:05mouth bitch this is a corporation not a charity i mean look at her did she even shower before
32:11coming in never judge a book by its cover young lady maybe you missed a clue oh you trying to
32:20teach me something you old hag that's enough oh what are you gonna do i see you're looking for her
32:28aren't you peasants auntie dave you you know her of course she's my grandfather's sister are you
32:43hurt you okay i'm fine thanks to tessa if only the others could be as kind as her
32:52i give you an inch and this is how you behave
32:55disrespecting an elder humiliating an employee that's it i gave you a chance and you blew it
33:02you're fired effective immediately help me lana help me lana you think you're blameless dave it
33:11was it was a mix-up if i know she was a great aunt i would have been super welcoming this is when i'm
33:17so so sorry please forgive me listen i'm from the countryside so few people know me
33:25but why blow hot and cold she should have picked up some manners when she was at school
33:32you're fired please you and i've been friends for years i've done so much for you and for this
33:38company please can you forgive me mrs quinn i'm begging you i'll do anything you ask
33:47i'll need a tessa
33:57i'm sorry
34:02fine since this was your first time i'll be generous with that six month salary go
34:14i'll be generous with that six month salary go
34:16so
34:18i'll be honest with you
34:20i'll be honest with you
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