00:00The jury has found you guilty of first-degree murder.
00:03I hereby send it to you.
00:052,500 consecutive life sentences plus 1,000 years.
00:10Once you pass away, you will receive an attempted escape charge with an additional
00:15200 years being added to your sentence, which you will begin serving in the afterlife
00:19once.
00:20Once you get to hell, should you be reincarnated after your death?
00:25And return to earth as another person, you will be arrested at birth and you will spend
00:29your...
00:30Your entire next life in the state penitentiary.
00:35Hey, mate number 304, you got a new roomie.
00:40Bye.
00:41Bye.
00:42Bye.
00:43Bye.
00:45Hey, man.
00:46What's your name?
00:47My name is Sean Cohen, but you know when people call me Diddy, Puff Daddy, Daddy.
00:50You know, whatever you're comfortable with.
00:51What's your name, my boy?
00:52My name is John Hanson.
00:53Nice to meet you.
00:54Got a long time in here, man.
00:55So, might as well get closer.
00:56Hey, my boy.
00:57Got some lotion.
01:00Got some lotion up in here?
01:01We might.
01:02What do you need it for?
01:04You know what, man?
01:05I just had a long day, you know.
01:07My hands, they get a little bit dry, so you got any lotion on?
01:10Got some lotion up in here, my boy?
01:11Um...
01:12Is this one...
01:13Is this one fine?
01:14Baby oil.
01:15This brings me back.
01:17So, what you in here for, my boy?
01:19Yes, I'm...
01:20I'm just in here for a minor traffic violation and then...
01:22I...
01:23I...
01:24Um...
01:25Um...
01:26Was...
01:27Attempted robbery.
01:28And...
01:29Um...
01:30Um...
01:31Um...
01:32Um...
01:33Um...
01:34Um...
01:35What are you here for?
01:36What I'm in here for?
01:37For partying so hard, my boy.
01:38You ever been to a Diddy party?
01:39Who?
01:40We have a party animal in the house.
01:42But I do love a good party.
01:43You know what they say?
01:44Ain't no...
01:45Party like a Diddy party.
01:46Yeah, man.
01:47We just be having freak-offs, you know.
01:49Shit be...
01:50Going wild and crazy.
01:51Freak-off.
01:52You know what the freak-off is?
01:53My boy.
01:54What's a freak-off?
01:55Whoops.
01:56Mind picking that all for me, my boy?
01:58You're the guest.
01:59And you're a clown.
02:00Clumsy one, aren't ya?
02:01No, we can do this the easy way, and we can do this the hard way.
02:05What the hard way?
02:06What the hard way?
02:07The choice is yours.
02:08It doesn't seem like there's a lot of choices here.
02:10I'm gonna show you where the Diddy party is right now.
02:11We finna have our own freak-off right here, right now, my boy.
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