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Elvis and Nixon (2016) is an entertaining historical drama that follows the unexpected and humorous meeting between two iconic figures. The story highlights clever conversation, personal interactions, and unique situations as both individuals navigate a memorable and unusual encounter.   Set in vibrant 1970s locations, the film focuses on character-driven storytelling, humor, and thoughtful dialogue rather than graphic content. With engaging performances, witty exchanges, and a lively narrative, Elvis and Nixon delivers an immersive and enjoyable cinematic experience.   Ideal for audiences who enjoy character-driven historical dramas, lighthearted stories, and narratives full of clever dialogue and memorable interactions, this film offers an entertaining and insightful journey into a unique moment in history.  Elvis and Nixon, Elvis and Nixon 2016, Elvis and Nixon movie, 2016 movies, historical drama film, character driven story, entertaining story movie, humorous interactions film, unique encounter story, 1970s setting movie, engaging narrative film, witty dialogue story, immersive cinema, memorable moment film, clever conversation story, lighthearted historical movie, fun drama film, iconic figures story, character interactions movie, enjoyable narrative film, thought provoking story movie, historical meeting film, entertaining storytelling movie, lively narrative film, engaging characters story, insightful story movie, comedy drama film, clever storytelling movie

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00:03:05Oh, yeah, no need to stop, baby

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00:04:13...treated her as much as the Vietnamese people or any other colonized people.

00:04:18Jackson and his press secretary made no comment about...

00:04:21...kids are saying, smoke pot with your kids.

00:04:23And then you'll understand why the kids are happy.

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00:04:33One, two, three, four...

00:04:35...now the Lord is home!

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00:04:54What's different between the foreign people who are all in front of them?

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00:05:08Gobierno has arrived next to the video game.

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00:05:03Hello, ma'am.

00:05:05One ticket, please.

00:05:08And, uh, where will you be traveling to, sir?

00:05:11Los Angeles.

00:05:13The one in California?

00:05:15That's the one.

00:05:16The one in California.

00:05:20What other one is there?

00:05:21You know, I prayed this day would come so many times.

00:05:25And my cousin.

00:05:27She would always tell me,

00:05:28Margaret, you are never, ever going to meet the king.

00:05:31So just get over it.

00:05:32You've got to hold on to your dreams.

00:05:35You have beautiful eyes.

00:05:36So about the ticket?

00:05:40Oh, of course.

00:05:42Um, we have a flight leaving less than an hour.

00:05:46I'll take it.

00:05:47Yes, of course.

00:05:49I'm so sorry to have to ask, but...

00:05:51Do you have any form of identification?

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00:05:56Not like a...

00:06:01A driver's license or something?

00:06:03Confidentially speaking,

00:06:04this is the first time I've ever flown on my own.

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00:06:11Excuse me, sir.

00:06:14Um, is that a...

00:06:15Oh, this...

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00:06:16This is my .45.

00:06:18Yeah, I got a little pistol on my boot, too.

00:06:21I got permanent.

00:06:21I got a little punch for both of them.

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00:06:53Cougar, I'm in a bit of a pickle here.

00:06:58I was just trying to have a quick flight on American Airlines, and now I'm being detained.

00:07:04You took guns in a plane?

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00:07:07That's why you .

00:07:09Top secret.

00:07:10I had to bolt quick, Jerry.

00:07:12You know.

00:07:14I'll explain it to you when you pick me up at the airport.

00:07:16Yeah, I'm at work.

00:07:17Come on, Jerry.

00:07:18You're the only one I can trust with this.

00:07:24Okay.

00:07:25I'll pick you up.

00:07:26Good.

00:07:27Now, uh...

00:07:28I'm in my little situation here.

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00:07:30I got an idea.

00:07:31If I'm in front of you, ask if you .

00:07:33I don't know if you guys any kids.

00:07:34Come on, honey.

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00:07:36Oh, that's a pretty cozy guy.

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00:07:41Look at that big ol' smile.

00:07:43That looked good.

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00:07:45Thank you so much, Mr. Presley.

00:07:47Anything for law enforcement.

00:07:48Oh, yes, sir.

00:08:02Look at his hands.

00:08:03I knew I could count on you.

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00:08:09How are you, Mr. Tiger?

00:08:12This is my man.

00:08:13I promise these young ladies we'll give them a ride home if you don't mind.

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00:08:53Yeah, that's a great book, man.

00:08:55You should check it out.

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00:09:01I miss our talks, Jerry.

00:09:07Me too-y.

00:09:09I came out here to get you.

00:09:11I got work.

00:09:14How much they paying you at Paramount?

00:09:17You don't even want to say it out loud, do you?

00:09:19Yeah, she just got a promotion.

00:09:21All right?

00:09:21Yeah.

00:09:21How's this for a promotion?

00:09:24I stopped screwing around.

00:09:25Turn around and start up that studio, man.

00:09:27I'm ready.

00:09:28I'll put you right beside me.

00:09:29You can run whatever you want.

00:09:30You know, I'm trying to do my own thing here.

00:09:34There's no problem.

00:09:35I can get you on a jet back from D.C.

00:09:38D.C.?

00:09:38Yeah.

00:09:40See, here's the real deal, Jerry.

00:09:42See, here's the real deal, Jerry.

00:09:45I want to get a badge, a federal badge.

00:09:50You know, like that clown we met at Chasen's that one night.

00:09:54The guy knows...

00:09:55The boy's a bull might go.

00:09:57If a guy like that can have a badge,

00:10:00Mark Cam...

00:10:00I don't know.

00:10:02Does Priscilla know about this?

00:10:04No.

00:10:05What about...

00:10:05How about your daddy?

00:10:06Heck no, man.

00:10:07They're all screaming at me,

00:10:08calling the colonel,

00:10:09saying I'm spinning...

00:10:10Too much cash.

00:10:11I just did 29 days at the International.

00:10:15I sold that...

00:10:15I sold out every night in Vegas.

00:10:16I got plenty of dough.

00:10:19Don't tell...

00:10:20the wrong man how to spend his money.

00:10:23It ain't right.

00:10:25Come on, Panther man.

00:10:29Take this trip.

00:10:30I'm gonna be fine.

00:10:31It'll be fine.

00:10:35Hey, Donald.

00:10:40Let's check.

00:10:40Jerry here.

00:10:40I'm gonna have to call in sick.

00:10:42Yes, I am.

00:10:43So sorry.

00:10:44Keep connecting to the...

00:10:45Hotel Washington.

00:10:47Hello?

00:10:48American Airlines?

00:10:48I was wondering,

00:10:49could I rent the whole...

00:10:50top floor of your hotel tonight?

00:10:53It's actually for me and a guy named Elvis.

00:10:55One day,

00:10:56two days,

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00:10:57One day,

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00:11:00We're still a man at first, understandably, but...

00:11:05I handled it.

00:11:07You always knew, Colonel.

00:11:10That's holding nuts to him.

00:11:12Attaboy, keep the fat man out of this.

00:11:15Oh, and somebody's got to meet us there and take over.

00:11:18Look at these guys!

00:11:20Oh, you're kidding me, man.

00:11:23That's good, but hell should never wear that, man.

00:11:25Oh, really?

00:11:26Yeah, I'm an Elvis impersonator, too.

00:11:28That's frightening.

00:11:29You're good, though, man.

00:11:30You could be second best, baby.

00:11:31You know what I'm saying?

00:11:32Do you do teddy bear?

00:11:33When I'm in the mood.

00:11:34But listen...

00:11:35I got an Elvis song.

00:11:36It's gonna blow you away, man.

00:11:38I'm gonna rock it, too.

00:11:40I'm gonna rock it to the left.

00:11:41I'm gonna rock it to the right.

00:11:42I'm gonna rock it in the middle and rock it.

00:11:45I'm gonna rock it all day.

00:11:46Now that, baby, that is where the rock hula is.

00:11:50It really is.

00:11:55Would you like some coffee?

00:12:04And...

00:12:05Jerry, could you proofread this for me?

00:12:09It's a little...

00:12:10A little letter.

00:12:11Yeah.

00:12:12Sure.

00:12:13Yeah.

00:12:15You wrote a letter to Nixon.

00:12:19You wrote a letter to Nixon.

00:12:20Yeah.

00:12:21That's right.

00:12:22What do you think?

00:12:23All right.

00:12:24I think it's...

00:12:25It's more than a badge.

00:12:26I know.

00:12:27But haven't you seen the TV lately, Jerry?

00:12:30War, crime, riots.

00:12:33It's all going downhill, man.

00:12:35We're at a crossroads.

00:12:36It's make or break time for this country.

00:12:40And this country made me, man.

00:12:42You think there'd be an Elvis Presley if this land was communists?

00:12:45Heck no.

00:12:46That's what's going on in the streets.

00:12:50It's the drugs, too.

00:12:52It's messing with the kids' minds.

00:12:55What kind of man would I be if I didn't offer to help?

00:13:00I knew you were and I'm a big girl.

00:13:01And that's what I'd give up.

00:13:02I came out with my wife and I was a fan of it.

00:13:03It's really...

00:13:04We're going to never say that.

00:13:05The people in the streets will all be so much fun.

00:13:06I've been to the kids and friends.

00:13:07It's true.

00:13:09You've got to say, but you're going to ask me to help me.

00:13:10Back to the kids, we'll get to the kids, I haven't seen him.

00:13:11You're going to ask me.

00:13:12Yes, bye.

00:13:13Bye.

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00:13:20Can I help you, sir?

00:13:24I need to get this...

00:13:25I need to get this letter to the president.

00:13:26There's a mailbox at the corner of, uh, at the end of...

00:13:31Yeah, I got you.

00:13:33Hey, you think there could be some sort of...

00:13:36Special delivery method?

00:13:37It's a matter of national security.

00:13:41Ah, shit.

00:13:45All right.

00:13:46Can you come here for a minute, please?

00:13:48Uh-oh.

00:13:49They coming to get me?

00:13:50Excuse me, officer.

00:13:52Is there a problem?

00:13:53Not at all.

00:13:54Good morning.

00:13:55It's Elvis.

00:13:56It's Elvis.

00:14:00The mailbox is around the corner.

00:14:02Oh.

00:14:03You're at...

00:14:05Ex-military.

00:14:06Right?

00:14:07Marines.

00:14:08Marines.

00:14:09Yeah.

00:14:10Figures.

00:14:11I was just a regular old army myself, you know.

00:14:143rd Armored Battalion, trained at Fort Hood.

00:14:18But...

00:14:19We knew the Marines was where it was at, you know?

00:14:23Well...

00:14:24It takes a certain kind of grit.

00:14:26That's it, man.

00:14:27That's it.

00:14:28I never had a...

00:14:29But...

00:14:30I wish that I did.

00:14:34I'll tell you what.

00:14:35I'll put it inside for you, but I can't guarantee it'll get to the present.

00:14:39in this office.

00:14:40Why not?

00:14:41Well...

00:14:42What's your name?

00:14:43And who are you, sir?

00:14:44Well, I'm, uh, his head of...

00:14:47Personal relations.

00:14:49PR.

00:14:49Yeah.

00:14:50Public relations.

00:14:51Public relations.

00:14:52Well, the thing is, uh...

00:14:54Mr. Presley.

00:14:55Burroughs.

00:14:56I'm undercover.

00:14:57Uh, Mr.

00:14:59Burroughs.

00:15:01Um...

00:15:02We get a lot of mail from...

00:15:04The White House.

00:15:05I'm sure.

00:15:06And, uh, it all has to be cleared through security before...

00:15:09I can reach the president.

00:15:10And sometimes I can take a few days.

00:15:12Ha!

00:15:14But, uh...

00:15:16We'll do our best considering the circumstances, huh?

00:15:21It's important to me, you know?

00:15:24I have a deep respect for what you gentlemen do.

00:15:29I can take a few days off, but I probably thought...

00:15:33We're so glad that I got our own team.

00:15:35I found that there's no other team.

00:15:36I was gonna be afraid of being the best in support of it.

00:15:38Oh, no.

00:15:39No, no, no.

00:15:40We might be afraid of being the boss.

00:15:41We might not be afraid of being the boss.

00:15:47But, uh, this is our team.

00:15:48Oh, yeah, please.

00:15:49I'm sorry.

00:15:50We're so nervous.

00:15:51You, we're so nervous.

00:15:52Yeah, we're so nervous.

00:15:54I'm really nervous.

00:15:55Uh, yeah, it's okay.

00:15:56I feel that little bit.

00:15:57I'm nervous.

00:15:58I feel I can't see you.

00:15:34It's taller.

00:15:39It's taller than I thought it'd be.

00:15:44Oh, shit, it's all right.

00:15:49Hey, everybody.

00:15:54It's a river in town.

00:15:56Came here to take care of business.

00:15:58Ain't gonna mess with me.

00:15:59Got a brand new dance.

00:16:03It ain't no boom.

00:16:04Everybody's doin' it.

00:16:07Talkin' about Bushin' Bull.

00:16:08I said.

00:16:09Bush.

00:16:11Bull.

00:16:13Bush.

00:16:14Oh, get away.

00:16:19Get on down.

00:16:22Get on up.

00:16:24Take it round and round.

00:16:26I said.

00:16:27Bush.

00:16:29Bull.

00:16:29Push.

00:16:33Bull.

00:16:34Come on, push, pull it.

00:16:39I'm B.

00:16:44The president's getting raked over the coals over the...

00:16:49Mrs. Manson trial declaration.

00:16:51You're never gonna believe this.

00:16:53You remember when you talked to a...

00:16:54...by finding a friend for the president.

00:16:55Someone from the outside.

00:16:56Yeah.

00:16:57Well, you'll never guess in a million years.

00:16:59Who just showed up at the northwest gate asking to see him?

00:17:01Okay, look, I'm not in the mood for this.

00:17:02Who?

00:17:03The king.

00:17:04The king of what?

00:17:05If that president doesn't have any appointments with royalty?

00:17:07Not just any king.

00:17:09The king.

00:17:11Elvis.

00:17:12Elvis Presley.

00:17:13Yeah.

00:17:14Yes.

00:17:15At the northwest gate.

00:17:16He just walked up.

00:17:17Right.

00:17:18I'm not kidding.

00:17:19Look.

00:17:19He delivered this to the president in person.

00:17:24He believed.

00:17:25He Jr.

00:17:26I hope he never just found his own rapport.

00:17:28He had quotes.

00:17:29He absolutely ALIVEYSIS believe he didn't talk to cause...

00:17:31I guess.

00:17:32When I thought he was dead, he wasn't still amazing.

00:17:33In my of the kids got wants to come back.

00:17:35And they weren't him.

00:17:36And he was just a man.

00:17:37And he's always a man.

00:17:40And he had something...

00:17:41Not just for the watchload.

00:17:42He decided he played there at the time with a clicker.

00:17:44He said, oh, how did you...

00:17:45He oh, man.

00:17:46He was just a young man.

00:17:48So, we must be stopped, especially just so far.

00:17:50But we'll see who's been back.

00:17:51It's up.

00:17:56Hey, Jer.

00:17:57Glad you made it, Sonny.

00:17:59How you doing?

00:18:00How you doing?

00:18:01Oh, wow.

00:18:03Nice place.

00:18:05Come here.

00:18:06Oh, man.

00:18:09What is that?

00:18:11I don't know.

00:18:12Boss man told me to bring it up from Graceland.

00:18:14Said it's top secret.

00:18:15Where is he?

00:18:16Just taking a nap.

00:18:17Oh.

00:18:18Just like old times.

00:18:19Glad to have you back.

00:18:22I'm not back.

00:18:23You missed it last month.

00:18:24We took the bikes down to New Orleans.

00:18:26And put the girls on the back and just rode.

00:18:29You kept stopping every hour.

00:18:31Or so to point out a place he used to play at.

00:18:33Or toss the ball around.

00:18:34You know how he is.

00:18:35Mm-hmm.

00:18:36And everybody's on their Bonnevals.

00:18:37Except I was on my Harley.

00:18:39And goddamn Charlie Hodge was on a Kawasaki.

00:18:41He gave him holy hell about that way.

00:18:43You still got your Bonneval?

00:18:44No.

00:18:45All right.

00:18:46That's so good.

00:18:47You're in the movie business, right?

00:18:48Mm-hmm.

00:18:51You ever watch The Partridge Family?

00:18:52Mm-hmm.

00:18:53Oh, Lloyd Partridge is such a piece of ass.

00:18:55Next time.

00:18:56I'm in town.

00:18:57Can you set me up with you?

00:18:58I'm not doing that kind of movie stuff.

00:18:59I'm doing more of the editing.

00:19:01Not as glamorous.

00:19:03But I actually did see Faye Dunaway one.

00:19:06Really?

00:19:07Oh, Charlotte.

00:19:08Yeah, she's good.

00:19:09She's still writing that book?

00:19:11I mean, that's a hell of a fantastic...

00:19:13Fuck, I got a caller.

00:19:14Can you keep an eye on him?

00:19:15No problemo.

00:19:17Hey, babe.

00:19:18Hey.

00:19:19Where are you?

00:19:20Uh...

00:19:21I can't...

00:19:21I can't see right now.

00:19:22It's pretty crazy.

00:19:23I always had to take a trip when he needed me.

00:19:25And so...

00:19:26I had to call Graceland.

00:19:28They were all freaking out.

00:19:30Priscilla and...

00:19:31For...

00:19:32But I think I handled it.

00:19:35Maybe.

00:19:36Jerry, you're out of town.

00:19:37Yeah.

00:19:38Yeah.

00:19:39Yeah.

00:19:40Yeah.

00:19:41I don't remember, do you?

00:19:42R...

00:19:43Remember?

00:19:44My parents flying in.

00:19:46Oh, shit.

00:19:47They're gonna love you.

00:19:49Dinner.

00:19:50Yes.

00:19:51I remember.

00:19:52Eight o'clock.

00:19:53I arrive at LAX at six, so I'm...

00:19:56Should be home by seven.

00:19:57Do you promise?

00:19:58Yeah, of course.

00:19:59Why?

00:20:00I can hear you.

00:20:01Right in your voice, baby.

00:20:03You're back.

00:20:04I'm not back.

00:20:05Good.

00:20:06Then come back home to me.

00:20:07There's nothing I want more.

00:20:09I miss you.

00:20:10I miss you.

00:20:11I miss you.

00:20:11I miss everything about you.

00:20:12You miss me?

00:20:13I miss your face.

00:20:14I miss...

00:20:15That's...

00:20:16Sweet, sweet ass.

00:20:17Gee, Miss Elvis Mort.

00:20:19Oh, wow.

00:20:21All right.

00:20:26Listen to me.

00:20:26E?

00:20:31I'll see you next time.

00:20:36Hey, where's he?

00:20:41You're not here.

00:20:42I fell asleep.

00:20:44I leave you with one thing, one thing.

00:20:46We're the only two people who know where he is.

00:20:48He fell asleep.

00:20:49Hey!

00:20:50Did you look in the dining room?

00:20:51Hey!

00:20:56Hey!

00:20:57Hey!

00:20:58Hey!

00:20:59Hey!

00:21:00Hey!

00:21:02This is Ronnie.

00:21:03Ronnie is Jerry.

00:21:04Hey, Jerry.

00:21:05Are you with me?

00:21:06Yeah, I got it.

00:21:07Oh, thank God for that.

00:21:08He was hungry, so we're heading over the stairs with an Adonis.

00:21:11Huh?

00:21:15Thank you, Ronnie.

00:21:16You're welcome, boss.

00:21:18Gentlemen.

00:21:21Hey!

00:21:22Hey!

00:21:23Hey!

00:21:24Hey!

00:21:25Hey!

00:21:26Hey!

00:21:27Hey!

00:21:28Hey!

00:21:29Hey!

00:21:30Hey!

00:21:31Hey!

00:21:32Hi!

00:21:31Hey!

00:21:32Let's get your fever come out there.

00:21:33I'm getting you, um...

00:21:34Wait, what?

00:21:35Excuse me.

00:21:36Are you in line?

00:21:41What did it look like?

00:21:45Looked like you in a wig.

00:21:46Like I said, two televisions, Steve.

00:21:51Liberal.

00:21:53One original maple bar, please.

00:21:55Original ma-

00:21:56My ass.

00:21:57Oh.

00:21:58Sister.

00:21:59Woo!

00:22:00Where'd you get that necklace?

00:22:01It's Elvis Aaron Presley.

00:22:03I know who you are.

00:22:04Oh.

00:22:06Well, my boys, they had it made for me.

00:22:09It has all their names on it.

00:22:11In this tree.

00:22:12Tree of life.

00:22:13Mm.

00:22:14Sweet.

00:22:15Mm-hmm.

00:22:16If I got mine at a store.

00:22:20Sweet.

00:22:21I see you got some sweet rings there, too.

00:22:26Yep.

00:22:27Before you go getting any ideas.

00:22:31You should know that we aim to keep them.

00:22:33Who's we?

00:22:35Me and Lucille.

00:22:36Got it?

00:22:37Yes.

00:22:38Got it?

00:22:39Yes.

00:22:40Got it?

00:22:41Yes.

00:22:41Got it?

00:22:42Yes.

00:22:43Yes.

00:22:44Yes.

00:22:45Yes.

00:22:46Yes.

00:22:47Yes.

00:22:48Yes.

00:22:49Woo!

00:22:50You something else, baby.

00:22:51You all right, man.

00:22:53Thank you very much.

00:22:54Come on.

00:22:58Jerry.

00:22:59Sonny.

00:23:00We got trash.

00:23:01I'll try one of these original, my ass, maple bars.

00:23:06He, uh, I think we should head back to the hotel, just in case we get that phone call.

00:23:11Two more maple bars.

00:23:15Two more maple bars.

00:23:16Two more maple bars, please.

00:23:21Two more pale bars.

00:23:22Ah!

00:23:23Two moreereum bars.

00:23:24Two more

00:23:50I'd like to introduce myself.

00:23:51Not in his goddamn voice.

00:23:54Sorry.

00:23:55I am Elvis Presley, and I admire you and have great respect for your office.

00:24:00I talked to Vice President Agnew in Palm Springs three weeks ago, and expressed my concern-

00:24:05Is that true?

00:24:07I believe so.

00:24:08Continue.

00:24:09The drug culture-

00:24:10The hippie elements, the SDS, Black Panthers, etc.

00:24:13Do not consider me as their-

00:24:15Mm-hmm.

00:24:16Or as they call it, the establishment-

00:24:17Mm-hmm.

00:24:18I call it America, and I love it.

00:24:20Here you come-

00:24:20Sir, I can and will be of any service that I can to help the country out.

00:24:25So I wish not to be given a title or an appointed position.

00:24:29I can and-

00:24:30And will do more good if I were made a federal agent at large, and I will help-

00:24:35out by doing it my way-

00:24:36First, he says he doesn't want a title.

00:24:39Next sentence, he's-

00:24:40He's requesting to be made a federal agent at large.

00:24:43Uh, first-

00:24:45First and foremost, I am an entertainer, but all I need is the federal credentials.

00:24:49Um-

00:24:50Mm-hmm.

00:24:50Let me see that.

00:24:53So you can better understand my approach, I would-

00:24:55love to meet you and just say hello if you're not too busy.

00:24:58Is this a fucking joke?

00:25:00Just out of curiosity, what is a federal agent at large?

00:25:03No such thing.

00:25:04Uh, actually, sir, I-I look-

00:25:05Looked into it.

00:25:06There-there is such a thing.

00:25:07No such thing.

00:25:08There's no such thing.

00:25:09What?

00:25:10Is there something else that we can give him?

00:25:12An honorary badge?

00:25:13I-

00:25:14I-

00:25:15Sir, if-if I may, if the American public saw that President Nixon has-

00:25:20There's a relationship with the most influential entertainer on the planet.

00:25:25And-

00:25:26That could go a long way.

00:25:28I mean, not just with our anti-drug initiative-

00:25:30But more importantly-

00:25:31Well, he could really help us with the youth folk.

00:25:34And we know we have-

00:25:35We have an image problem with the youth.

00:25:36I mean, this-

00:25:37This is a brilliant opportunity for us.

00:25:39I-

00:25:40I've ripped up a memo for you to sign.

00:25:41I don't give a fuck about the youth folk.

00:25:45Here's what I think of Elvis Presley meeting the President of the United States-

00:25:50of America.

00:25:51You must be kidding.

00:25:55It's not just the youth folk.

00:25:57Everybody loves Elvis.

00:25:59Old-

00:26:00Old people.

00:26:01Women.

00:26:02Every single voter in the South.

00:26:05Love.

00:26:06Love.

00:26:07Love.

00:26:08Love.

00:26:09Love.

00:26:10Love.

00:26:11Love.

00:26:12Love.

00:26:13Okay.

00:26:14You got my approval.

00:26:15Love.

00:26:16Love.

00:26:17Love.

00:26:18Love.

00:26:19Love.

00:26:21Nape.

00:26:22You work from a big man?

00:26:23Not yet.

00:26:24Yes?

00:26:25But, uh.

00:26:25I'm sure they'll call as soon as they get the letter.

00:26:28So, I got a...

00:26:30When we call the President of Paramount, I can do that for you.

00:26:34Nah, I got a damn...

00:26:35Dinner's an item.

00:26:36I'm meeting Charlotte's parents.

00:26:37Oh, really?

00:26:38Hey, why don't I call that nice little...

00:26:40I got a dress shop down in Memphis.

00:26:41I'm on Sililax.

00:26:42I can get something nice for Charlotte.

00:26:43She'll forget all about it.

00:26:44I don't...

00:26:45I don't think that's gonna work.

00:26:46Oh, yeah?

00:26:47Works with Sililax.

00:26:48You sure about that?

00:26:50Sorry.

00:26:51Oh, yeah.

00:26:55But I came and...

00:26:57You don't need me now.

00:26:58You got Sonny.

00:26:59He can take care of things.

00:27:00Well, Jerry, you're my head of PR, and this is a PR thing, so...

00:27:05I need you.

00:27:06I need you.

00:27:07I need you.

00:27:08I need you.

00:27:10I need you.

00:27:11I need you.

00:27:12Hairspray.

00:27:13Grown man, you and Harry.

00:27:15Look at this, man.

00:27:16That's my black hair dye right there, and I got four different kinds of s***.

00:27:20This is a face cream.

00:27:21You know what this is?

00:27:22Hemorrhoid cream.

00:27:23See, I guess...

00:27:25I need you to get rid of the puffiness under your eyes.

00:27:28I'm gonna put on these rings, and...

00:27:30drawing all this junk and I've become a thing

00:27:35become an object you know no different than a bottle of coke

00:27:40see the difference between me and you Jerry is that when you walk into a room

00:27:45I see Jerry right when I walk into a room

00:27:50everybody remembers their first kiss

00:27:55my songs playing in the background maybe they remember the moment when their

00:27:59girlfriends

00:28:00split up with them after she saw blue Hawaii

00:28:05but they never see me

00:28:09they never see

00:28:10that boy from Memphis Tennessee

00:28:13he's buried Jerry

00:28:15they bury them so deep

00:28:20under gold jewelry and money

00:28:25flashbulbs

00:28:28stage makeup

00:28:29screaming fan

00:28:30sounds

00:28:35I don't even know if I know who he is anymore.

00:28:40But you do.

00:28:45You know him.

00:28:46You know him.

00:28:48You know this boy from...

00:28:50This is Tennessee.

00:28:52The real Albers.

00:28:55The person.

00:29:00I need you, brother.

00:29:05I need you to come home.

00:29:10All right.

00:29:12I got an appointment I got to keep.

00:29:16I love you, Jimmy.

00:29:17Do me a favor.

00:29:19Just stick around for a little...

00:29:20a little while in case the big man calls, right?

00:29:22Okay.

00:29:23What's the appointment?

00:29:25Hmm.

00:29:26Insurance.

00:29:28Just in case.

00:29:30Where's the damn telephone?

00:29:35It's this way.

00:29:40He's coming here.

00:29:45No.

00:29:46I never thought he would call.

00:29:47I gave him my card backstage.

00:29:49I thought that was the end of it.

00:29:50Oh, my God.

00:29:51You have to watch my phones.

00:29:52I've felt my face at home.

00:29:54Oh, my God.

00:29:54Where did I go?

00:29:55Where did I go?

00:29:55Did you ever say that you had to be crazy?

00:29:56Elvis.

00:29:57Elvis, put a sleep.

00:29:58Elvis, put a sleep.

00:29:59What?

00:29:59Oh, my God.

00:30:00You

00:30:06Hey, laddie.

00:30:07Ahh!

00:30:10Marietta?

00:30:15Marietta?

00:30:15Pam Peterson.

00:30:17I'm so glad you called.

00:30:19I can't believe you're...

00:30:20I remember my name.

00:30:22Well, I remember that face even more.

00:30:25Uh, so what are you doing in Washington, D.C., Mr. Presley?

00:30:30I'm Marietta's top secret.

00:30:34But...

00:30:35The minute I met you, I knew you were a woman of discretion.

00:30:40I want a meeting with J. Edgar Hoover.

00:30:45Well, that's the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

00:30:49But you're...

00:30:50Your department pulls under that, correct?

00:30:52Well...

00:30:53I-I don't know if...

00:30:55I can get you a meeting with Mr. Hoover.

00:30:59Well, now, Marietta's...

00:31:00It's a matter of national security.

00:31:02I can't tell you what it's about at this moment, but...

00:31:05Is there any chance I can meet with the head honcho around here?

00:31:08Maybe you could help.

00:31:10Mr. Finlater, you have a visitor.

00:31:15I have to be at the White House.

00:31:16It's Elvis Presley.

00:31:18Mr. Presley?

00:31:20This is Mr. Finlater, Deputy Director of the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs.

00:31:25Mr. Finlater, this is Mr. Elvis Presley.

00:31:28Famous person.

00:31:29I know who...

00:31:30Mr. Presley is.

00:31:31Your reputation precedes you.

00:31:32Call me Elvis.

00:31:33Yeah.

00:31:35What can I help you with, Elvis?

00:31:37Thank you, Marietta.

00:31:40You're welcome.

00:31:44Hmm.

00:31:45May I sit down?

00:31:46Yeah.

00:31:47No, please.

00:31:48Have a seat.

00:31:49Well, sir, I was gonna go directly to the president.

00:31:50Nixon, but I decided it was best to start at the top.

00:31:53Hmm.

00:31:56Not sure I follow.

00:31:57Well, I am concerned about the youth.

00:32:00of our country, and I would like to go undercover as a federal agent.

00:32:05You'd want to be a federal agent.

00:32:08Yes, sir.

00:32:09You know, I have...

00:32:10I have a military background, and I've always had a deep and abiding interest in law enforcement.

00:32:15I'd like to do whatever I can, whenever I can, for the police.

00:32:18I visit local police departments from...

00:32:20time to time, and I regularly give a little donation to their funds, or...

00:32:25benefits, and in exchange, they usually give me a badge.

00:32:30Or a citation, but mostly just badges.

00:32:35Those are local law enforcement badges, federal badges.

00:32:40You understand, come with many more responsibilities and privileges.

00:32:45Oh, of course.

00:32:46That's exactly why I'm here, sir.

00:32:47And I understand the gravity of what I'm...

00:32:50asking you for, so...

00:32:51I'm willing to do whatever I can for...

00:32:54you and your...

00:32:55department, you know.

00:32:58Whatever it takes.

00:33:00Uh...

00:33:01We...

00:33:03can't...

00:33:04do that.

00:33:05We...

00:33:05can't take donations.

00:33:07We're fully funded by the government.

00:33:09We are the government.

00:33:10We're fully funded by the government.

00:33:11Uh...

00:33:12really, I'd love to help you with this, but, uh...

00:33:14because...

00:33:15I'm a big fan...

00:33:16from way back.

00:33:17Hmm.

00:33:18Um...

00:33:19Let me ask you, have you...

00:33:20have you looked at...

00:33:20some of the FBI credentials?

00:33:22Uh...

00:33:23collectors really keep their eye out for that.

00:33:25FBI badge.

00:33:26Well, sir, I don't mean to be rude, but...

00:33:28I didn't travel all the way to our nation.

00:33:30use capital to work for the FBI.

00:33:31I believe the drug culture is ruining our youth.

00:33:34This is a drug...

00:33:35issue.

00:33:36And I am here specifically to be an agent for the Bureau of Narcotics.

00:33:40You're serious?

00:33:41Oh, yes, sir.

00:33:44And under...

00:33:45cover rock and roller.

00:33:47Sounds ludicrous, but, uh...

00:33:50truth is, not in a million years would a dealer ever see you coming.

00:33:55You see, sir, that's just the thing.

00:33:57You gotta understand, I've been in 31 major motion pictures.

00:34:00That makes me an expert in costume and disguise.

00:34:03You may not know this, but I have a black belt in karate.

00:34:05I've studied Kenpo and Taekwondo.

00:34:08I can supply my own firearms.

00:34:10But I'm also willing to submit to whatever training you deem necessary.

00:34:15Mr. Presley, I really respect everything you're doing in our...

00:34:20fight against drugs.

00:34:21Thank you, sir.

00:34:22But I...

00:34:23I...

00:34:24I...

00:34:25I...

00:34:26I...

00:34:27I...

00:34:28I...

00:34:29I...

00:34:30Don't really have the authority to make you...

00:34:30an undercover agent.

00:34:31Undercover agent at large?

00:34:34That is...

00:34:35Not either.

00:34:36Hmm.

00:34:37I'll tell you what I can do.

00:34:38Okay.

00:34:39I can...

00:34:40I can have Marianne take you down to one of the gift shops across the street.

00:34:44They sell bad...

00:34:45images.

00:34:46Very authentic replicas.

00:34:47The kind they use in the films.

00:34:49And I know they're very popular.

00:34:50especially with the kids.

00:34:51Ha.

00:34:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:34:55Hmm.

00:34:56Mr. Fentilator?

00:34:57You know what?

00:34:58Mr. Fentilator?

00:34:59You know what?

00:35:00I don't need a kiddie badge.

00:35:02I'm not a child.

00:35:03I'm a grown man.

00:35:04I intend...

00:35:05I intend to be treated as such.

00:35:10Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:11Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:12Call me.

00:35:13Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:14Call me.

00:35:15Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:16What did you say to him?

00:35:18Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:19What did you say to him?

00:35:20Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:21Nothing.

00:35:22Nothing.

00:35:25You believe this man?

00:35:26The White House?

00:35:27You think they'll let me have a souvenir or something?

00:35:30Probably not.

00:35:31For my pop.

00:35:32Not like a painted Jefferson or anything, but just an ashtray.

00:35:35Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:36Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:37Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:38Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:39Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:40Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:41Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:42Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:43Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:44Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:45Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:46Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:47Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:48Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:49Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:50Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:51Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:52Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:53Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:54Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:55Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:56Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:57Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:58Mr. Fentilator.

00:35:59Katie, and he's with us.

00:36:00Like I said, Mr. West,

00:36:01I'd do anything to meet the king.

00:36:03He's just...

00:36:04He's my favorite.

00:36:04You know, I've seen blue Hawaii at least 17 times.

00:36:07I got some of his stuff here if you want to see it.

00:36:09He's my favorite.

00:36:14Mr. Schilling, this is Bud Crow,

00:36:16deputy assistant for domestic affairs.

00:36:19Thank you, sir, for calling.

00:36:20I'm hoping it's good news.

00:36:21Well, we're about 90%...

00:36:24Positive, we'll be able to get him in today.

00:36:26He'll still be in town, right?

00:36:28Absolutely.

00:36:29This meeting is very important to Mr. Presley.

00:36:32It is very important...

00:36:34This meeting is very important to us as well.

00:36:36We're about to go in and pitch the president,

00:36:38so should we...

00:36:39We get a yes.

00:36:40I can reach you with this phone number?

00:36:42Yes.

00:36:42Yes, I will be here.

00:36:44Okay, good.

00:36:45Uh, thank you.

00:36:47And, uh, Mr. Schilling,

00:36:48do you...

00:36:49Do you think it'll be possible for us

00:36:51to get a picture with Mr. Presley?

00:36:53Who the fuck set this up?

00:36:57Actually, he did.

00:36:58Mr. Presley made an unscheduled appearance

00:37:01at the Northwest Gate this morning.

00:37:03Seeing...

00:37:03Seeing as though he's only in town

00:37:04for a couple of days,

00:37:06we thought that it would be

00:37:07a good opportunity to...

00:37:08invite him to work with us.

00:37:10He could really bring

00:37:11a more positive attitude

00:37:12to young people.

00:37:13throughout the country.

00:37:15All right.

00:37:17And you think...

00:37:18Do you think we should meet with him?

00:37:19Yes, Mr. President.

00:37:21During my nap hour.

00:37:23Well...

00:37:23Well, sir, uh,

00:37:24between his television

00:37:25and radio appearances,

00:37:26he has a very broad reach

00:37:28to the...

00:37:28very demographic we are targeting.

00:37:30In fact,

00:37:31Bud has put together

00:37:31some figures

00:37:32as talking points, Bud.

00:37:33This year,

00:37:34over a thousand people

00:37:35in New York alone

00:37:36have died from

00:37:36narcotic-related deaths.

00:37:38108 of those teenagers.

00:37:41Now, as Dwight has stated,

00:37:42Mr. Presley has a very...

00:37:43wide following

00:37:44in the entertainment industry.

00:37:45We thought maybe

00:37:46we could produce

00:37:47a television special with him.

00:37:48What sort of television special?

00:37:50We're considering

00:37:51a fun yet informative...

00:37:53documentary-type program.

00:37:55A mix of music

00:37:56and interviews

00:37:56with, say,

00:37:58the world's top...

00:37:58top physicians

00:37:59and psychiatrists

00:38:00discussing the dangers

00:38:02of addiction.

00:38:03What exactly

00:38:04would he be doing

00:38:04on this television special

00:38:06of ours?

00:38:07Well, we were thinking...

00:38:08that he could perform

00:38:10some drug-themed songs

00:38:12that the kids are listening to.

00:38:13these days

00:38:14and then interpret it

00:38:15for the parents

00:38:16so that they could

00:38:16get a better understanding

00:38:18of how...

00:38:18drugs and other

00:38:20anti-establishment themes

00:38:21have infiltrated

00:38:22rock and roll music.

00:38:23Maybe we could encourage him

00:38:25to ask some of his fellow artists

00:38:26to join the campaign.

00:38:27Maybe get together...

00:38:28to develop some kind

00:38:29of new rock and roll

00:38:30musical theme.

00:38:31I see.

00:38:32You mean like,

00:38:32uh, sing a song?

00:38:33Together.

00:38:34That sort of thing.

00:38:35Yeah.

00:38:35You know,

00:38:36hip,

00:38:36but with an appropriate theme.

00:38:38something like maybe

00:38:39get high on life.

00:38:42Get high on life.

00:38:43I like...

00:38:43that's good.

00:38:44Yeah.

00:38:47What else?

00:38:48Well,

00:38:49that would be it, sir.

00:38:50Uh,

00:38:51actually,

00:38:51unfortunately,

00:38:52yeah.

00:38:53he would also like a badge.

00:38:56A what?

00:38:58A badge.

00:38:58He'd like to be made

00:38:59a federal agent at large.

00:39:01And it's really important

00:39:02for him to get that.

00:39:03badge.

00:39:04I see.

00:39:06I see.

00:39:07Right.

00:39:08He'd like to be made

00:39:09a badge.

00:39:11A badge.

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00:39:13He'd like toup że,

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00:39:13So, Mr. President, shall we set this up?

00:39:19No.

00:39:20But, Mr. President...

00:39:21I'm not bringing some goddamn rock...

00:39:23...and roll her into the Oval Office for Pete's sake.

00:39:25Now, Jesus Christ, I mean, you tell him he should...

00:39:28...try again next time.

00:39:29You know, maybe he'll have better luck when a Democrat gets elected.

00:39:32Now, what the hell is...

00:39:33...going on with Ford's counterpart in the house?

00:39:35I read this cockamamie story in The Star.

00:39:38It's the most ridiculous thing.

00:39:40I mean, he's on the sauce.

00:39:41I mean, isn't that it?

00:39:44Damn it.

00:39:45I thought we had him.

00:39:46Nah, he knew it was a no before we even said...

00:39:48...foot in that room.

00:39:49I hate it when he does that.

00:39:50It's like he enjoys stringing people along, you know?

00:39:53He does.

00:39:56So, now what?

00:39:57We take it all away.

00:39:58We take it all away to the Supreme Court.

00:39:59Really funny.

00:40:00Yeah.

00:40:01Just let me deliver the bad ne...

00:40:03...for you guys.

00:40:08I'm going to put it in a little bit.

00:40:13Here we go.

00:40:18I can't believe I'm trying that now.

00:40:23This is glasses.

00:40:24You're really hot.

00:40:26Really?

00:40:27Yeah.

00:40:28I'll get you.

00:40:29I'll get you.

00:40:30Mmm.

00:40:31Mmm.

00:40:32Mmm.

00:40:33Oh!

00:40:33Hey, I'm just showing you your glasses.

00:40:37Oh, really?

00:40:39Should I get her out of here?

00:40:42Good on you.

00:40:43Good on you.

00:40:48Yeah, what?

00:40:51Elvis.

00:40:53Mm-hmm.

00:40:55Nixon can't meet you.

00:40:57Well, we'll do it tomorrow then.

00:40:59You can't do tomorrow.

00:41:01How about this weekend?

00:41:02I'll stay as long as I can.

00:41:04He can't do today and he can't do tomorrow.

00:41:07He just...

00:41:08He just doesn't want to meet you.

00:41:13Hmm.

00:41:15I'm sorry.

00:41:18Hmm.

00:41:20Hmm.

00:41:23I think I need some fresh air.

00:41:28I'll come with you.

00:41:29I'm getting myself.

00:41:33I'm tired.

00:41:36I'm tired.

00:41:38I'm tired and weary, but I must talk.

00:41:43I'm tired and weary, but I'm tired and weary.

00:41:45I'm tired and weary.

00:41:46Oh, God.

00:41:47I'm tired and weary.

00:41:48We're all alone till the Lord comes.

00:41:48to call me away

00:41:53oh yes where the moon

00:41:58you're right

00:42:03is the light

00:42:04and the night

00:42:08is as fair

00:42:11as the day

00:42:13and it'll be peace

00:42:18in the valley

00:42:21for me

00:42:23someday

00:42:24there'll be peace

00:42:27peace

00:42:28in the valley

00:42:30for me

00:42:33oh lord

00:42:34I'll pray

00:42:35no more sorrow

00:42:38and sadness

00:42:40or trouble

00:42:43we'll be

00:42:46there'll be peace

00:42:48in the valley

00:42:51for me

00:42:53oh

00:42:58oh

00:42:59oh

00:43:03oh

00:43:04oh

00:43:08who's he

00:43:09he's our driver

00:43:11he's down

00:43:13meaning he's hip

00:43:15he's cool

00:43:18walk with us

00:43:20look we want to make this work just as much as you guys but

00:43:23he just doesn't see the value in meeting elves

00:43:26so there's nothing we can do today

00:43:28nope

00:43:29what about tomorrow

00:43:31no

00:43:33how about something casual

00:43:35not even a meeting like a

00:43:38drink or something

00:43:39drink or something

00:43:40look jerry

00:43:41look jerry

00:43:42look jerry

00:43:43we tried

00:43:44we tried

00:43:44he's just

00:43:45he's just

00:43:46Nixon is

00:43:47he's just

00:43:48old-fashioned

00:43:50he's just

00:43:51old-fashioned

00:43:52old-fashioned

00:44:16I

00:44:17Boom!

00:44:22My Julie. Sweetheart.

00:44:27While I didn't, while I didn't.

00:44:32I just didn't think to tell her.

00:44:35Well, look, Julie, your father's very busy.

00:44:37You know.

00:44:40Bud.

00:44:41Bud.

00:44:43The president's been looking for you, too.

00:44:45Was he pissed or only...

00:44:47Mildly annoyed.

00:44:49So you two thought this would be a good idea.

00:44:52Mr. President, I had nothing to do with this.

00:44:54Sir, we just...

00:44:55Well, it doesn't make any goddamn difference now, does it?

00:44:57Because...

00:44:57Because the leader of the free world is taking orders from a 22-year-old college girl.

00:45:01Fine.

00:45:02Bring him in.

00:45:03Get an autograph for Julie and a picture.

00:45:05And I want him out in five minutes, tops.

00:45:07You better give me a bio on this, Elvis, so I can prep for this goddamn meeting.

00:45:12George, you're not speaking.

00:45:14George, you're not speaking.

00:45:16George, you're not speaking.

00:45:17George, you're not speaking.

00:45:18George, you're not speaking.

00:45:22So, let's go.

00:45:27Ha!

00:45:29Ha!

00:45:31Woo!

00:45:32Ha!

00:45:37Well, guess it's back to Memphis.

00:45:40I don't think that's a good idea.

00:45:43How come?

00:45:44Well, because...

00:45:47You, Mr. Presley,

00:45:49have a meeting with the President

00:45:50of the United States of America.

00:45:52Hot damn!

00:45:54Ha!

00:45:55Hot damn!

00:45:58Woo!

00:45:59Ha!

00:46:00Baby!

00:46:01Here at...

00:46:02I am a man on the scene.

00:46:05I can give you what you...

00:46:07I can give you what you want,

00:46:08but you got to go on with me.

00:46:10I forgot some good old...

00:46:12And then I got some in store.

00:46:14When I get through throwing it...

00:46:17You got to come back for more.

00:46:20Boys and things will come back...

00:46:22Everybody doesn't...

00:46:23But that ain't nothing but drugstore lovin'.

00:46:25Pretty little thing let me light the...

00:46:28There he is.

00:46:31Well, what do you think?

00:46:32Damn, boss.

00:46:33You look hotter and whorehouse great.

00:46:35Mm-hmm.

00:46:37Let's do this thing.

00:46:42I got a man with my great experience.

00:46:43I know you got you another man, but I can...

00:46:46I know you got you another man, but I can...

00:46:47I love you a little bit of a nail.

00:46:49Wait for a minute.

00:46:51Come up with your friend.

00:46:52I want to thank you man for putting this together.

00:46:54I don't know how you did it but...

00:46:57Couldn't have done it without you.

00:46:59You too son.

00:47:02Yeah.

00:47:03I never thought I'd get to meet a president.

00:47:06Thank you boss.

00:47:07It means a lot to me to know that, you know, I have friends.

00:47:28Mr. Barrow.

00:47:29Barrow.

00:47:30Nice to meet you.

00:47:31I'm...

00:47:32Mr. Crow's assistant.

00:47:33Nice to meet you ma'am.

00:47:35Nice to meet you.

00:47:36Welcome to the White House.

00:47:37Thank you ma'am.

00:47:38Beautiful isn't it Mr. Presley?

00:47:42Yeah.

00:47:43Looks a little like my place.

00:47:47Bye.

00:47:48Bye.

00:47:49Bye.

00:47:52Bye.

00:47:53Bye.

00:47:57Mr. Presley.

00:47:58I'm Agent Duncan.

00:47:59This is Agent Maroder.

00:48:00Agent Duncan.

00:48:02Agent Maroder.

00:48:03It's an honor.

00:48:04Identification.

00:48:05Let's show you.

00:48:07I'm showing my IDs boys.

00:48:08Hold that down.

00:48:12Is this the only identification you have?

00:48:14No sir.

00:48:15That there is my special deputy's badge from my hometown.

00:48:17Memphis.

00:48:18I brought a couple of others from various different locales if you need to see them.

00:48:21That's not necessary.

00:48:22Okay.

00:48:23And what about you gentlemen?

00:48:24And that's your only ID.

00:48:27Uh huh.

00:48:28Okay sir do you have any illegal firearms or weapons on or about your-

00:48:32person?

00:48:33No sir.

00:48:34If I may?

00:48:35Of course.

00:48:37Sir I'm going to ask you again-

00:48:42Do you have any firearms or weapons of any kind on your person?

00:48:45Yes sir.

00:48:46I do.

00:48:47To your associates.

00:48:48Uh that would be the affirmative.

00:48:50Why when I asked you-

00:48:52previously did you reply in the negative?

00:48:54Well I believe you said illegal firearms or these firearms are-

00:48:57not illegal.

00:48:58We're licensed to carry them as special sheriff's deputies of Shelby County under Tennessee

00:49:02and Co-

00:49:02code 3949.

00:49:03Okay gentlemen, all your weapons-

00:49:07is on the table.

00:49:08What's on the table?

00:49:09What's on the table?

00:49:11What's on the table?

00:49:12What's on the table?

00:49:13How can this one here?

00:49:14Well-

00:49:15How can the nueve potem beание beings?

00:49:16What a lie.

00:49:17How can this one here?

00:49:18I am going to know shortcake-

00:49:20Ok.

00:49:22Check out your house.

00:49:23All right then let's make this one-

00:49:27So what is yourראume now if you like the camera to警井-

00:49:33I am the sure of what she is what she is here.

00:49:35So уж be talking about this one-

00:49:39and I am not mad at both.

00:49:41This is Bud Crowe.

00:49:46This is Bud Crowe.

00:49:51Mr. Presley, Bud Crowe.

00:49:54Pleasure to meet you, sir.

00:49:56Mr. Presley would like to bring firearms into the Oval Office.

00:50:00As a gift.

00:50:01In the display case here.

00:50:04Oh, wow.

00:50:06It's beautiful.

00:50:08It's commemorative.

00:50:11Obviously, I appreciate it.

00:50:16I appreciate the uniqueness of this scenario.

00:50:21All right, gentlemen.

00:50:22Let me be clear so there's no misunderstanding.

00:50:24We don't allow weapons of any kind in the White House.

00:50:26Including this gift, which I will accept on the President's behalf after inspecting it.

00:50:31It possibly will find its way to the President.

00:50:37Thank you, sir.

00:50:38I'm a fan of all you do for our country.

00:50:41I'm sorry about that.

00:50:42The Secret Service can be a bit overzealous sometimes.

00:50:44That's all right, bud.

00:50:45Hey.

00:50:46It's a good thing they didn't catch this little fella in my boot.

00:50:49Just kidding.

00:50:51Right this way.

00:50:52I hope you-

00:50:53Right this way.

00:50:54I hope you-

00:50:56If you gentlemen don't mind, I need you to wait in my office for a brief moment.

00:50:59Not at all, bud.

00:51:01Please, step right in.

00:51:03Make yourselves comfortable.

00:51:06I'll be right back.

00:51:07I'll be right back.

00:51:11I hope that's my sleeve is in the building.

00:51:17Hmm.

00:51:18I can't believe I'm actually going to see the Oval Office.

00:51:21Glad you left LA now, aren't you?

00:51:26Gentlemen.

00:51:27Mr. Presley.

00:51:28Uh, I'd like to introduce you to Dwight Chapin.

00:51:31He's-

00:51:31He's the Special Assistant to the President.

00:51:33It's a huge honor, Elvis.

00:51:35I mean-

00:51:36Mr. Presley.

00:51:37Now, uh, before I take you to the-

00:51:41President, we're going to have to go over the protocol.

00:51:43So, Mr. Presley, if you'd please follow me-

00:51:44Protocol?

00:51:45Yes, sir.

00:51:46Hmm.

00:51:47Oh, uh, no.

00:51:49I-

00:51:50I'm sorry.

00:51:51Uh, only Mr. Presley will be allowed in the Oval Office.

00:51:54Yeah, right.

00:51:55Yes, sir.

00:51:56My apologies.

00:51:56Damn.

00:51:57Uh.

00:51:58Uh.

00:51:59Uh.

00:52:00Uh.

00:52:01Uh.

00:52:01Well, why don't you give Dwight or, uh, Mr. Chapin the rundown, too?

00:52:06Uh.

00:52:11.

00:52:11Rundown for what?

00:52:13After I announce you, you may enter the old...

00:52:16The President will be seated at his desk, but please wait by the door.

00:52:21Until he addresses.

00:52:22Of course.

00:52:23Mr. Presley will enter.

00:52:25If he leaves his sunglasses...

00:52:26If he leaves his sunglasses on, then Nixon should wait until Mr. Presley speaks.

00:52:30Is...

00:52:32Sunglasses.

00:52:33The President will then shake your hand and then invite you to sit...

00:52:36...down, he will instruct you where to do so.

00:52:38Roger that.

00:52:39But...

00:52:40...Velvis moves us.

00:52:41If he leaves his sunglasses, that means somebody's about to get a bear hug.

00:52:44I don't know if that's such a good idea.

00:52:46On the coffee table is an unopened bottle of Dr. Pepper.

00:52:50Please do not open it.

00:52:51Please do not drink from it because it's only for the President.

00:52:54Now...

00:52:56As for food, we usually make sure that Elvis has a selection of drinks at his disposal.

00:53:00You know...

00:53:01Nothing major.

00:53:02Just some hot tea with lemon sodas, water.

00:53:05Some snacks.

00:53:06Nice ones.

00:53:07There is also on the coffee table a invited dish.

00:53:11With mixed nuts on one side, M&Ms on the other.

00:53:14I do like M&Ms.

00:53:15Well, I'm...

00:53:16I'm sorry, but those are also only for the President.

00:53:19Should we tell them about the karate?

00:53:21Karate?

00:53:22Alright.

00:53:23You ready?

00:53:24Karate?

00:53:25Alright.

00:53:26You ready?

00:53:26You ready to meet the President of the United States?

00:53:27I betcha.

00:53:28You ready to meet the President of the United States?

00:53:29I betcha.

00:53:31I betcha...

00:53:32I betcha.

00:53:33Assad's been a big idolekin.

00:53:34I can't believe you express my face.

00:53:35It is online.

00:53:36Thank you very much.

00:53:37Before you bye...

00:53:38I did mention the President of the United States that Profilides uses leadership of the American

00:53:41較為 Thorntin.

00:53:42Much for夫.

00:53:43Now, if you'll wait...

00:53:48I'll be right here, please, sir.

00:53:50I'll be right back.

00:53:53I'll be right back.

00:53:58It's an honor, Mr. President.

00:54:03I can't tell you what a great honor.

00:54:07I can't tell you what a great honor.

00:54:11Hello, Mr. President.

00:54:15Your Honor.

00:54:17I can't tell you what a great honor is.

00:54:21I'll be right back.

00:54:23I'll be right back.

00:54:25I'll be right back.

00:54:27Did you know I had a twin brother, Mr. President?

00:54:32The Chronicle, Jesse Guerin Presley.

00:54:37He was born 35 minutes before me, stillborn.

00:54:42And they, uh, they put him in a...

00:54:47in a box on the kitchen table

00:54:49while Mama kept on going trying to push me out.

00:54:52Hm.

00:54:55Sometimes I wonder about that, you know?

00:54:57What that 35 minutes must have been like for her.

00:55:00The happiest moment.

00:55:02And the saddest moment life could possibly throw at you.

00:55:07Sometimes I think God...

00:55:12felt guilty for her, so he gave me the luck

00:55:15that was meant for two people.

00:55:17Makes you...

00:55:21Makes you...

00:55:22I think, you know?

00:55:25And I want, uh, Mr. K...

00:55:27Kissinger and the Speaker in this meeting.

00:55:30Mr. President, are you...

00:55:32ready for Mr. Presley?

00:55:33Yeah.

00:55:34And Krogh, uh, no more than five...

00:55:37I want you to come in exactly at five minutes

00:55:39and say I have to be somewhere.

00:55:41Where shall I...

00:55:42Well, I don't care.

00:55:43Just make up some bullshit.

00:55:45Yes, sir.

00:55:46Uh, Krogh...

00:55:47What do we have on this?

00:55:51What do we have on this?

00:55:52This guy...

00:55:53You know...

00:55:54Deep background.

00:55:55Well, besides yourself, he's one of the most famous...

00:55:57men on the planet.

00:55:58He's married.

00:55:59He travels a lot.

00:56:00Loves guns.

00:56:01Hates the...

00:56:02The Beatles.

00:56:03Black belt in karate.

00:56:04Big football fan.

00:56:05You don't say.

00:56:06Yes, sir.

00:56:08Shall I bring him in?

00:56:10At Krogh.

00:56:13Let me ask you something.

00:56:14You think I could take him?

00:56:18Take him, sir?

00:56:20In karate.

00:56:21You think...

00:56:22I could take him down?

00:56:23I bet you in my day, I could have.

00:56:25You know, I used to be able to bench press.

00:56:27Two-twenty.

00:56:28Of course, he's young and good-looking, too.

00:56:32You know, Krogh, guys like that who were just born good-looking?

00:56:36Well, you...

00:56:37You obviously know.

00:56:38They never had to work for it, if you know what I mean.

00:56:41Not me, no.

00:56:42I...

00:56:42I had to make something of myself to get a girl to notice me.

00:56:46It wasn't just...

00:56:47handed to me by some sort of genetic lottery.

00:56:50I wasn't born looking like a candidate.

00:56:52You know.

00:56:53But that's why guys like me are survivors.

00:56:56Guys like...

00:56:57This...

00:56:58Elvis fellow.

00:56:59No.

00:57:00Underneath all that...

00:57:01Uh...

00:57:02They're weak.

00:57:03They wither at the first sign of trouble.

00:57:07They just crumble like a sand dune.

00:57:13All right.

00:57:14Let's bring him in.

00:57:15Uh...

00:57:16Yes, sir.

00:57:17Mr. Preston?

00:57:18Hmm?

00:57:19The president will see you.

00:57:20Mr. Preston?

00:57:21Hmm?

00:57:22The president will see you.

00:57:22Mr. Preston?

00:57:23The president will see you now.

00:57:27Mr. President?

00:57:28Mr. Elvis Presley?

00:57:29Well...

00:57:32Mr. Presley, it is a pleasure.

00:57:37The president will see you now.

00:57:42Hmm.

00:57:47Oh, you know what that is?

00:57:51That's a moon rock.

00:57:52Very proud to have that here in the Oval Office.

00:57:55That was given to me personally by...

00:57:57The Great American, Mr. Buzz Aldrin, you can lift the glass there and pick it up.

00:58:02If you like.

00:58:03No, that's cool, man.

00:58:05Buzz sent me one, too.

00:58:07Oh.

00:58:08He did.

00:58:09Well, of course he did.

00:58:11Mr. President?

00:58:12Yeah.

00:58:13Put it right there.

00:58:14Well, okay.

00:58:15Hello.

00:58:16Uh...

00:58:17Why don't you have a seat?

00:58:19Sure thing.

00:58:22I want to make a seat if they were sitting there and talking to Indian Tuma Hall

00:58:24on Spotify?

00:58:25You can barely see what I would think of outside of the house and talk toども on the back.

00:58:27Thanks.

00:58:28Ok.

00:58:29Hey guys.

00:58:30Let me see if everyone did.

00:58:31Bye.

00:58:32Hey guys.

00:58:34Hey guys.

00:58:35Bye7.

00:58:36Hi guys.

00:58:37Have a good one.

00:58:39Now.

00:58:40Welcome back.

00:58:41Bye4.

00:58:42Bye.

00:58:43Bye.

00:58:44Bye.

00:58:45Bye.

00:58:46Bye.

00:58:47Bye.

00:58:48Bye.

00:58:49Bye.

00:58:50Bye.

00:58:51Bye.

00:58:27It was a great place you got here, huh?

00:58:29Well, it's really the people's house.

00:58:31I'm just a...

00:58:32temporary guest, as they say.

00:58:35That's right.

00:58:36I was telling one of the guests...

00:58:37When I was outside, it reminds me of my Graceland.

00:58:40Oh, it does, does it?

00:58:42How many square feet is this Graceland of yours?

00:58:47Not sure.

00:58:4810,000, maybe?

00:58:50Well, that is a fine size for a home.

00:58:52Isn't it?

00:58:53Well, I mean, it's more than fine.

00:58:55Of course, the White House here is, I think, about...

00:58:5755,000 feet, something like that.

00:58:59Well, actually, I've made a few additions,

00:59:01so maybe a little more than that.

00:59:03But I don't think it's the size of a man's home

00:59:06that defines him, you know?

00:59:07M&M's are my favorite.

00:59:12Oh, my...

00:59:12M&M's are mine, too.

00:59:15So, Mr. Presley...

00:59:17How can I help you?

00:59:21Well, Mr. President, first of all...

00:59:22I want to tell you what an honor it is to be in your presence.

00:59:25Do you have a bottle opener?

00:59:27Oh, well, there should have been, uh, one.

00:59:30Maybe you could run out and get him one, Croke.

00:59:32Yes, Mr.

00:59:32President.

00:59:34Oh, and, uh, get a Dr. Pepper...

00:59:37for me, too.

00:59:39It's on its way.

00:59:41Hmm.

00:59:42Fuck.

00:59:44So, I, uh...

00:59:46I read your letter.

00:59:47I wrote an...

00:59:47I read it on the plane.

00:59:48I could tell.

00:59:50Mr. President?

00:59:52This is my little...

00:59:57My angel.

00:59:59Lisa Marie.

00:59:59She's two years old.

01:00:01Well, she...

01:00:02She is a beautiful little girl.

01:00:04Yes, sir.

01:00:05She's my pride and joy.

01:00:07This is mine.

01:00:07Your beautiful wife, Scylla.

01:00:09Oh, well, she is very charming.

01:00:12Mr. President?

01:00:15Mr. President?

01:00:17Bud.

01:00:19Mr. Presley?

01:00:19These M&Ms are great.

01:00:21Good to hear, Mr. Presley.

01:00:22You got...

01:00:22Some good fellows working for you, Mr. President.

01:00:25My guys are outside.

01:00:27So, uh...

01:00:31As I really do need...

01:00:32to be going,

01:00:33we should probably get what you wanted.

01:00:37These are some of my closest associates in con...

01:00:42Contrary to what you may have heard, Mr. President,

01:00:44they are not part of any mafia.

01:00:46That is just a crazy rumor.

01:00:47Started by nasty journalists.

01:00:50Oh, they love to make it up.

01:00:52Don't they?

01:00:53Last month,

01:00:55Look Magazine

01:00:56made up some cockamamie...

01:00:57drivel about how I, uh...

01:00:59broke into the dean's office

01:01:01while I was at Duke.

01:01:02You know,

01:01:03you give a man enough money

01:01:04and he'll say anything.

01:01:06You know,

01:01:06they'll just ruin a man's...

01:01:07reputation.

01:01:08They don't give a good goddamn.

01:01:10They just write what they want.

01:01:12Mm, hear, hear.

01:01:12They don't give a good idea to that.

01:01:14Oh.

01:01:17Everyone has a badge.

01:01:19Mr. President,

01:01:20I've shown you these photos

01:01:21because I'm deeply...

01:01:22concerned about the direction

01:01:24our great nation is taking.

01:01:26Yes, of course.

01:01:27Now, I'm, uh,

01:01:29gonna need an autograph

01:01:30for, uh, my jewelry.

01:01:32Is your family there?

01:01:37That was some good-looking kids.

01:01:43Well, they really take after

01:01:45their mother.

01:01:46Well, it takes

01:01:46two good-looking folks.

01:01:47make a good-looking baby,

01:01:48Mr. President.

01:01:50Oh, are you, uh...

01:01:52You're saying,

01:01:53as a gentleman,

01:01:53I'm good-looking, too?

01:01:56Well, of course,

01:01:56Mr. President.

01:01:57Everybody knows...

01:01:57Well, I...

01:01:59Now, plainly speaking, sir,

01:02:01I want to get...

01:02:02people to respect our country,

01:02:04to respect our flag,

01:02:05because that's what's

01:02:06getting lost in our nation.

01:02:07It bothers me to see

01:02:09young people burning flags

01:02:11and smoking dope.

01:02:12And just because

01:02:13I don't smoke dope

01:02:14or grow a beard,

01:02:15does that make me

01:02:16straight or square?

01:02:17Because if it does,

01:02:19heck, I'll take me

01:02:19in a straight or square

01:02:20any day of the week.

01:02:22The kids...

01:02:22The kids today

01:02:23are being brainwashed,

01:02:24Mr. President.

01:02:24It's what they're listening to

01:02:25and what they're watching.

01:02:27That's what's...

01:02:27doing it to them.

01:02:29Take that Woodstock,

01:02:30for example.

01:02:30What the heck was that?

01:02:32I'll tell you what it was.

01:02:32It was an excuse

01:02:33to get naked,

01:02:34get high,

01:02:35and roll around in the mud.

01:02:36Well, I'm with you.

01:02:374, 3, 2, 1.

01:02:42Mr. President,

01:02:44you have your meet and greet.

01:02:46Oh, uh, no.

01:02:47Not right now,

01:02:48thank you.

01:02:49But it's with the delegation...

01:02:51I said it's fine.

01:02:52But it's with the donors...

01:02:55I said it can wait.

01:02:57Oh, and, uh, Krogh,

01:03:00make sure that we get

01:03:01a picture with...

01:03:02with, uh, Mr. President and me.

01:03:04Ollie's outside.

01:03:05He's ready for you.

01:03:05No pictures.

01:03:07Uh, Mr.

01:03:07Presley,

01:03:08it's standard for us.

01:03:09I understand, bud.

01:03:11But not today.

01:03:12Now, if you don't mind...

01:03:17Fuck.

01:03:23Fuck.

01:03:24May I continue?

01:03:25By all means.

01:03:26I have it.

01:03:27I'm very...

01:03:27very good authority

01:03:28that many of the so-called

01:03:29underground groups

01:03:30have been infiltrated

01:03:32by communists.

01:03:33Oh.

01:03:34Yes, sir,

01:03:35and I find it downright

01:03:35anti-American.

01:03:37Just like the Beatles.

01:03:39The Beatles.

01:03:40Well, I don't like them.

01:03:41They are anti-American.

01:03:42Possibly with communist leanings.

01:03:46Well, just look at them.

01:03:47Let's look at the facts,

01:03:49Mr. President.

01:03:50After coming here

01:03:51and making all that money...

01:03:52They split back to England.

01:03:54Start saying all this

01:03:55anti-American stuff,

01:03:57speaking against...

01:03:57Well, some people think

01:03:59they can say anything.

01:04:00Specifically...

01:04:01about our...

01:04:02policies in Southeast Asia,

01:04:05sir.

01:04:05Did you know that?

01:04:07I did.

01:04:07not know that.

01:04:09It was Lennon.

01:04:11Kids think he's some kind of...

01:04:12profit.

01:04:13And, well...

01:04:15What I'm trying to say is, sir,

01:04:16they may not actually be in...

01:04:17the employ of the communists,

01:04:19but if encouraging revolution

01:04:22doesn't sound like...

01:04:22subversive propaganda,

01:04:23I don't know what it is.

01:04:24Well, right, yes.

01:04:26See, I've been...

01:04:27studying communist brainwashing techniques

01:04:30for over 10 years now.

01:04:32in the drug culture, too,

01:04:34Mr. President.

01:04:35And it's my belief that if...

01:04:37we don't do something to handle

01:04:39this situation very quickly,

01:04:42it could very easily...

01:04:42get out of hand.

01:04:44Well, you want to know why the hell

01:04:45the communists are so against drugs?

01:04:47It's because they love to booze.

01:04:50Especially the Russians.

01:04:51I've seen it.

01:04:52You talk about...

01:04:52out of hand.

01:04:53And that's why the communists

01:04:55and the left-wingers

01:04:57are clinking...

01:04:57clinging to one another

01:04:58because they're trying

01:05:00to destroy ourselves.

01:05:02I know, sir.

01:05:03Good, honest Americans.

01:05:05They hate us.

01:05:06They don't hate us, Elvis.

01:05:07They...

01:05:07hate what we stand for.

01:05:10I mean, you and me,

01:05:11we rose from nothing.

01:05:13My pa worked in a grocery store.

01:05:15Your father was a sharecropper, yes?

01:05:17Oh...

01:05:17a whole slew of things, sir.

01:05:18Well, I think we were both

01:05:19somewhat loners.

01:05:20And look where I am today.

01:05:22Look where you are.

01:05:22Well, the lefty sees that.

01:05:24Instead of wanting to walk

01:05:26in our footsteps,

01:05:27why, they get...

01:05:27jealous.

01:05:29Brings all their failures

01:05:30up bubbling

01:05:31right in front of their...

01:05:32faces, and...

01:05:34Well, so, of course,

01:05:35they react like caged animals.

01:05:37Because that's what they are.

01:05:40Just animals.

01:05:42I know, sir.

01:05:45And I want to help to stop it.

01:05:47Well, I think that is just great.

01:05:52Absolutely.

01:05:53So, my boys were telling me

01:05:55something like...

01:05:57a concert,

01:05:58a telethon,

01:05:59a television special.

01:06:00No, sir.

01:06:02I want to go undercover.

01:06:06Undercover?

01:06:07Yeah.

01:06:07Oh, you want to be an actual...

01:06:12I'm sorry.

01:06:12You want to what?

01:06:13I want to be an agent

01:06:14at large.

01:06:16You see,

01:06:17if I can...

01:06:17get a federal narcotics badge,

01:06:19it's my belief

01:06:20that I could protect

01:06:21this nation from...

01:06:22fighting in the anarchy.

01:06:26Well, uh...

01:06:27Let's say I could infiltrate

01:06:31a band

01:06:31or a hippie-commie

01:06:32or as a spy

01:06:34or double-edging,

01:06:35something like that.

01:06:37Only disguised...

01:06:37disguising myself

01:06:38as one of them,

01:06:39hiding my own true feelings.

01:06:42Yeah, I'm not sure.

01:06:42how...

01:06:43Let's say the Rolling Stones

01:06:44or the Grateful Dead

01:06:45or maybe even

01:06:46the Black Panthers.

01:06:47Heck,

01:06:48I could probably slip

01:06:49from one group

01:06:50to the other

01:06:50without even being detected.

01:06:52And then,

01:06:53just when they let

01:06:54their guard down,

01:06:57I...

01:06:57bust them.

01:06:59I'd bust them all.

01:07:02Of course...

01:07:02I'd have to be so deep

01:07:04undercover

01:07:04so that no one

01:07:05would know it was me.

01:07:07But in order...

01:07:07for that to happen,

01:07:08nobody...

01:07:09I mean, nobody

01:07:11can know about this

01:07:12on the...

01:07:12outside,

01:07:13just a select few.

01:07:14You, of course,

01:07:15Mr. President,

01:07:16and...

01:07:17and maybe Mr. Hoover.

01:07:22How much longer

01:07:24is this going to take?

01:07:25Is there, uh,

01:07:26any way we can...

01:07:27speed this up?

01:07:31You want me to tell the...

01:07:32President of the United States

01:07:34to speed it up?

01:07:37How long does it take

01:07:40to get to the airport?

01:07:42It's all it...

01:07:42Thursday traffic?

01:07:44Hour?

01:07:45Hour and a half?

01:07:47Shit.

01:07:47You have somewhere

01:07:48you need to be?

01:07:51You could say that.

01:07:52I'm supposed to be

01:07:53meeting my girlfriend's

01:07:54father for dinner.

01:07:56I'm gonna ask him

01:07:57if I...

01:07:57if I can marry her.

01:08:00Yeah.

01:08:01Right.

01:08:02When I first started

01:08:03working at the White House,

01:08:04the guy that hired Chip

01:08:05and told me something

01:08:06I'll never forget,

01:08:07he said...

01:08:07everyone should get married

01:08:09at least once.

01:08:12Hmph.

01:08:12What's that supposed to mean?

01:08:15Well, in our line of work,

01:08:17the only ones who...

01:08:17with marriages in tech

01:08:18are the ones in front

01:08:19of the camera.

01:08:21And half the time,

01:08:22those are just for...

01:08:22for show.

01:08:24When you work on

01:08:25the world's biggest stage,

01:08:27you gotta choose.

01:08:27Thank you very much.

01:08:32You know, I got in a motorcycle accident a couple of years back in L.A.

01:08:37A gossip columnist broke the story.

01:08:40One of Elvis' buddies gets into my...

01:08:42motorcycle accident and breaks his pelvis.

01:08:45Good thing it wasn't Elvis.

01:08:48Yeah.

01:08:49I carried around that article in my pocket for you.

01:08:52Because it was the first time that me and him were actually mentioned in a magazine together.

01:08:57I was actually proud.

01:09:02So sad.

01:09:07He bent.

01:09:12Here is what I started talking about.

01:09:26He was making the guy who's ever known and told us never made the power back in his completeness.

01:09:31The guy obviously told us that he could never...

01:09:17You know, I got a flight to catch.

01:09:22I'll make you a deal.

01:09:24Yes, sir.

01:09:26We're both realists.

01:09:29One hand washes the other.

01:09:31I'll get you your badge and we'll have you meet with Hoover and...

01:09:36He'll do whatever he does with all the undercover business and so on and so forth.

01:09:41Yes, sir.

01:09:41And return for that.

01:09:43Yeah.

01:09:44Please, Elvis.

01:09:46May I...

01:09:46I get an autograph from I, Julie.

01:09:49My pleasure.

01:09:51And a picture.

01:09:57Well, sir, I don't know how I can be undercover.

01:09:59We won't release it to the public.

01:10:01Elvis, please help me out here, friend to friend.

01:10:06I'll tell you what, Mr. President.

01:10:09I'll take that picture.

01:10:10If you'll take the time to meet my friends, it sure would mean the world to him.

01:10:15Where are they?

01:10:17Right outside.

01:10:18Well, let's get them in.

01:10:19Bro...

01:10:20Bro...

01:10:21Bro...

01:10:22Bro...

01:10:23Bro...

01:10:24Bro...

01:10:25Now, I, uh, believe, uh, Elvis, uh, would like to get his, uh, bag.

01:10:29I'll f*** you.

01:10:30Make the call right away, Mr. President.

01:10:31I need my badge, Mr. Cougar.

01:10:33I'm just going to slam the beat.

01:10:35The Beatles make it happen, but don't let me know.

01:10:37I have to go.

01:10:38I'm sorry.

01:10:39They already said a woman.

01:10:40I need my flight.

01:10:40Jerry, you got to stick around and see me get sworn in, man.

01:10:44I'm sorry.

01:10:45...in his hotel room at 3 o'clock.

01:10:47Uh, would 3 o'clock work for you, Al?

01:10:49That'd be just fine.

01:10:50Mr. President.

01:10:51I was...

01:10:52That works for Mr. President.

01:10:53I'm leaving.

01:10:55When you want to see this badge, Mr. President, could you excuse us for one...

01:11:00...in one moment?

01:11:00Yeah.

01:11:05...in one moment?

01:11:08...in one moment?

01:11:09Mr. President.

01:11:12Jesus, Jerry, you're embarrassing to hell.

01:11:14What about me, man?

01:11:15What's Gibbs?

01:11:16A badge?

01:11:17Yeah.

01:11:18I get it.

01:11:19You won a badge.

01:11:20Congratulations.

01:11:21You got it.

01:11:22But now I gotta go home.

01:11:24Let me ask you something, Jerry.

01:11:25What exactly are you rushing home for?

01:11:28My life.

01:11:29Charlotte.

01:11:32I'm gonna ask you to marry me.

01:11:35Jerry, that's fantastic.

01:11:37Yeah.

01:11:38That's fantastic.

01:11:39Hey.

01:11:40Hey, I'll tell you what.

01:11:41Charlotte likes horses, right?

01:11:44I'm gonna call her up and give her the good news myself.

01:11:46I'm gonna buy you guys a ranch right outside Memphis.

01:11:49You know you don't need to buy my friendship, right?

01:11:51Because I am your f...

01:11:54friend.

01:11:55I don't need your cars or your rings or your mansions.

01:11:59I love you, E.

01:12:01Not the...

01:12:03thing.

01:12:04thing.

01:12:05A person.

01:12:09I have to go home, okay?

01:12:14Yeah, I get it.

01:12:19Yeah, I get it.

01:12:24You know you got this, mister.

01:12:28Excuse me, Mr.

01:12:29President, how long does it take you to get to the airport?

01:12:34Uh, well, I don't, uh, the motorcade can get us to national in about seven minutes.

01:12:40There you go, then.

01:12:41We can set my guy up with that, right, Chief?

01:12:43He needs to get back to his girlfriend.

01:12:44You know how it is.

01:12:45We absolutely cannot have a civilian in the trance.

01:12:47Oh, Chapin, shut up.

01:12:49It never...

01:12:49I've heard a man to bend the rules a little bit.

01:12:50Yeah, get this one to escort to the airport.

01:12:53Dominant.

01:12:54Yes, sir.

01:12:56Thank you, sir.

01:12:57Oh.

01:12:58By all means.

01:13:01I'll walk you out, man.

01:13:02Pardon me, Mr. President.

01:13:06What in the good God is going on?

01:13:07I don't know, sir.

01:13:09Jesus Christ, get me Henry.

01:13:10Yes, sir.

01:13:12Oh, uh, I have to make a classified call, and, uh, maybe you...

01:13:17You could, uh...

01:13:18Yes, sir.

01:13:19Yes, sir.

01:13:22What are you, a fucking potted plant?

01:13:26You really are a s***.

01:13:27Six, Jerry.

01:13:28Sixers can be tenacious in achieving their goals.

01:13:32Until they become deeply attached, in which case they are a devout slave.

01:13:37To those that, um...

01:13:39They also make friends.

01:13:42More easily than any other number, with the exception of five.

01:13:47Stead on.

01:13:47What does it say about eight?

01:13:51Oh, boy.

01:13:52Eighths are invariably misunderstood.

01:13:56Can be quite lonely.

01:13:57Eighths are deep and mercurial nature, great spirit of individuality, and, uh...

01:14:02Can play an important part on live stage.

01:14:06Although one that is...

01:14:07Is usually fatalistic, or as an instrument of fate in the lives...

01:14:12...to many times, um, and...

01:14:13...to many times, um...

01:14:14...to many times, um...

01:14:15...to many times, um...

01:14:16...to many times, um...

01:14:17...to many times, um...

01:14:18...to many times, um...

01:14:19...to many times, um...

01:14:20...to many times, um...

01:14:21...to many times, um...

01:14:22...to many times, um...

01:14:23...to many times, um...

01:14:24...to many times, um...

01:14:25...to many times, um...

01:14:26...to many times, um...

01:14:27...to many times, um...

01:14:28...to many times, um...

01:14:29...to many times, um...

01:14:30...to many times, um...

01:14:31...to many times, um...

01:14:32...to many times, um...

01:14:33...to many times, um...

01:14:34...to many times, um...

01:14:35in the entertainment community.

01:14:40You made the right choice here.

01:14:46I swear, I will do whatever I can

01:14:48to uphold the law, Mr. President.

01:14:50It's a great deal to us that you're so willing to lend a hand.

01:14:54Thank you, Mr. President.

01:14:55And now...

01:14:55As a small token of my appreciation,

01:14:58I would like to present you with a gift.

01:15:00Oh.

01:15:00Sonny?

01:15:01Those dudes took it, boss.

01:15:03Those rent-a-cops out front.

01:15:04You mean the Secret Service?

01:15:06Yes, sir.

01:15:06They got it.

01:15:07Oh, they've got his gift.

01:15:08Would you go find it, Chapin, and bring it back?

01:15:10Yes, sir.

01:15:10Oh, my God.

01:15:15Mr. President, do you know any...

01:15:20No, I have to admit, I don't know any karate.

01:15:24Well, it's not just about...

01:15:25Self-defense is about self-control.

01:15:29Mind and...

01:15:30Mind and body discipline, you know?

01:15:32Would you like to see a demonstration?

01:15:34Well, I think we probably...

01:15:35Sonny.

01:15:42All right, where should I...

01:15:44You just back up, Mr. President.

01:15:45Oh, okay.

01:15:46For my kid!

01:15:51What I basically just said is I'm going to engage him.

01:15:56I'm in a form of carry, which is like an upward thrust to the jaw followed by a high kick.

01:16:00Which, most likely in real life, would render the recipient unconscious.

01:16:05Just...

01:16:06So, come on.

01:16:07Oh, come on.

01:16:08Oh, come on.

01:16:09Oh, come on.

01:16:10Oh, come on.

01:16:12Oh, come on.

01:16:13Oh, come on.

01:16:15That's how you could take down your...

01:16:20opponent in the short of con style.

01:16:22Well, that is very impressive.

01:16:25That's how I learned to develop these knuckles of steel.

01:16:28Oh, yeah, come on.

01:16:31Come on.

01:16:32Oh.

01:16:32Oh, uh...

01:16:33All right.

01:16:35I'll slap him.

01:16:36Oh.

01:16:36Flap him.

01:16:38Come on.

01:16:39Harder.

01:16:40Let it out.

01:16:41Cambodia.

01:16:42Those are the steel claws of a tiger, Mr. President.

01:16:46Mr. President.

01:16:51Thanks, boss.

01:16:53Let me just check this is clear.

01:16:55Already clear.

01:16:56Okay.

01:16:59Fantastic.

01:17:01This is a chrome-plated World War II commemorative Colt model 1911 semi-automatic .45 cal...

01:17:06The 1911 is a model of power and reliability and design.

01:17:11by the great John Moses Browning himself.

01:17:14Wow.

01:17:15I'm sure I don't have to tell you...

01:17:16This is a standard-issue sidearm of the United States Armed Forces and, well, it's my preferred

01:17:21weapon of...

01:17:21choice, too, sir.

01:17:22Uh, what is the, uh, engraving there on the side?

01:17:26This is a...

01:17:26real collector's piece, sir.

01:17:27You see it says December 11, 1941, and May 7, 1943.

01:17:31That is in commemoration of the European, African, and Middle Eastern Theater of Operations.

01:17:36Wow.

01:17:36Well, uh, that's when I was there, 43.

01:17:38I know, sir.

01:17:40That's why I got it for you.

01:17:41And, uh, these here are the, uh, well, that's where...

01:17:46the silver bullets are supposed to be.

01:17:49I suppose the Secret Service took care of that.

01:17:51Well, this is an incredible gift, and I...

01:17:56I am so, uh, grateful, uh, that you've gotten this from me.

01:17:59Thank you very much.

01:18:00Oh, you're welcome, sir.

01:18:01I tried to...

01:18:01present Vice President Agnew with a very special sidearm as well, but he refused.

01:18:06Well, that surprises me.

01:18:08Yeah.

01:18:09Well, he said because he's an elected official...

01:18:11Oh.

01:18:11He wasn't allowed to accept gifts, but he'd be glad to accept it once he left office.

01:18:14Excuse me, Mr. President.

01:18:16Yeah, good job.

01:18:19Mm-hmm.

01:18:20Well, I suppose I should...

01:18:21be getting ready for my shindig.

01:18:23Well, it has been an absolute, uh, pleasure, Ellis.

01:18:25Thank you, Mr. President.

01:18:26You as well.

01:18:27Mr. Presley.

01:18:28Oh.

01:18:29To, uh, Julie.

01:18:30Julie.

01:18:31What's the matter?

01:18:32The other one don't like me?

01:18:33Oh, she, uh, likes the Beach Boys.

01:18:36The Beach Boys?

01:18:36Oh, boy.

01:18:38Good vibrations.

01:18:41You want one, too, bud?

01:18:45If you don't mind, Mr. Presley.

01:18:46Of course.

01:18:51Don't sweat, man.

01:18:52Sorry.

01:18:56Don't sweat, man.

01:18:58Bye.

01:18:59Bye.

01:19:01Bye.

01:19:01Sayonara.

01:19:06Sayonara.

01:19:11Good day. I like it. Let me see that.

01:19:16Good day.

01:19:21Oh. Cool cat.

01:19:26You guys.

01:19:26You guys think I'm a cool cat.

01:19:29I like it.

01:19:30All right.

01:19:31Give me Henry on the phone.

01:19:33You know, I've told him a thousand times.

01:19:35We're going to have to wear...

01:19:36We just wear down this whole goddamn thing

01:19:38between the Iraqis and the Syrians.

01:19:40We'll go away in a couple of weeks.

01:19:42Go on. Go on.

01:19:42For God's sake.

01:19:44On my...

01:19:45Honor.

01:19:46On my honor.

01:19:46I will never betray my badge, my integrity, my...

01:19:50character, or the public trust.

01:19:52I will never betray my badge, my integrity, my character.

01:19:55For the public trust.

01:19:57So help me God.

01:19:59So help me God.

01:20:00Thank you, sir.

01:20:02Congratulations.

01:20:05Well, sweetheart, I'm glad you like it.

01:20:08Oh, yeah, no, he was very nice.

01:20:10Very well informed.

01:20:13Well, perhaps your dad is a cooler...

01:20:15than you'd like to think.

01:20:16Ow.

01:20:17Damn it.

01:20:20All right.

01:20:25All right.

01:20:30All right.

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01:21:19All right.

01:21:21All right.

01:21:23All right.

01:21:25All right.

01:21:57Yeah, I guess I'm back.

01:22:32Bye.

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