00:00Gracias.
00:05Gracias.
00:10How you doing, AmeriCris? What can I get by?
00:12Does Santa really work in the North Pole?
00:15Uh, no, he don't work. He lays on the couch and he drinks all day. He's trifling. I have to pay all the bills.
00:20He's kind of like your mama. Now, bye. Next.
00:23Okay, Madea, this is where...
00:25Maybe you'll be working.
00:25Okay.
00:26I need y'all to go get me some scratch off. There's two or three of them.
00:29Maybe I need some help.
00:30Hold on, because somebody's screaming at me. I'm getting ready to choke the hell out of her.
00:35I'm not going to be able to come home this year.
00:36It's Christmas. I'll come up there. I could ask your Aunt Madea.
00:40You're going to come with me.
00:40Your daughter is grown. Leave her alone.
00:42I'll pay her.
00:43What time you all leave?
00:45Surprise!
00:46Surprise!
00:47Who are you?
00:48I'm Connor.
00:49Mama!
00:50Well, Miss Madea, looks like we're going to be spending Christmas dinner together this year.
00:55Did you hear the one about the two rabbis and the black dude?
00:57Did you hear the one about the straight bullet that killed the redneck for telling the...
01:00Did you hear the story about the two rabbis and the black dude?
01:02This holiday season...
01:04Lacey!
01:05You do not have a Christmas tree?
01:06Just leave this child alone.
01:08She living her life.
01:08She happy out here in the...
01:10When help is needed...
01:12God, eating up is so tough, you need a mammogram.
01:15You got to pull them things.
01:16You got to pull them hard.
01:17Pull them.
01:17Pull them.
01:18You all right?
01:20I'm feeling bored.
01:22When children need a little guidance...
01:24The Bible says...
01:25That when little baby Jesus was born, he was born to the Virgin Mary.
01:30Uh, Jay Blige.
01:32And when everyone could use some wisdom...
01:35Good morning, Miss Mandela.
01:36Not Mandela, honey.
01:37Madea.
01:38We're an angel here anyway.
01:40Hush up, dragon lady.
01:41Madea's got the gift.
01:42This is Christmas.
01:43You got to be nice to people.
01:45Pass it on, nice to...
01:46I ain't taking my medicine this morning.
01:48What medicine?
01:48Five milligrams of don't...
01:50Chuck that whole...
01:50Merry Christmas.
01:52Tyler Perry's a Madea Christmas.
01:55Ho, ho, ho!
01:56Not you.
01:57Look how you jumped on.
01:58I'm talking to you.
01:59Go see a Madea...
02:00You got to enjoy yourself.
02:01Ha, ha, ha.
02:02Wonderful Christmas.
02:05Bye-bye.
02:05Bye-bye.
02:05Bye-bye.
02:08Bye-bye.
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