00:00Heyo Pat, lady wants an Italian chicken,
00:03but can't eat garlic.
00:04Any recommend-
00:05Burger King.
00:05What is it that you really want?
00:08I want my supper club.
00:10You tried that.
00:11It cost you your house, your family,
00:13every dime you ever had.
00:14Tell her how you like.
00:15It cost Dina's college fund.
00:16You jump from scheme to scheme.
00:18You're like a kid.
00:20Any more hang-ups?
00:20Yeah.
00:21Food, booze.
00:22Hello?
00:23I'm talking about the phone calls.
00:24Hello?
00:25It's not my daughter.
00:26Suppose it was Dina on the phone.
00:27What would you say-
00:28Hello?
00:29It's not my daughter.
00:30Suppose it was Dina on the phone.
00:31What would you say-
00:30Dina, honey?
00:31If this is you, I'm really sorry that I wasn't the father that-
00:35You deserve to have.
00:37Oh, and if this isn't Dina, I just want-
00:40you to know I'm quite happy with my current auto insurance.
00:43Do you ever wonder if you made a different choice?
00:45In your 20s, what your life might be like now?
00:47Oh, and two decaps.
00:49Perfect answer.
00:50This just in.
00:51Laura Doyle of Reseda.
00:53Wall is in the disappointment of the person-
00:55she wanted to be versus the person she's become.
00:58I do not.
01:00What?
01:01My TV and I were having an argument.
01:02About living in the past and feeling sorry for yourself?
01:05You're nuts, you know that?
01:06You're the one talking to the television.
01:08What is your idea of a good time?
01:10So the guy says, no, I can't.
01:11They're all at the funeral.
01:15You need a ride?
01:18I have a pickup truck.
01:19I'm-
01:20I'm sure you do.
01:21I really love older women.
01:24Gary!
01:25Gary!
01:26Did you meet my girlfriend?
01:27This is-
01:28Lara.
01:29Lara!
01:30I'm gonna sound f-
01:30forward.
01:31But what are you doing later?
01:32That's 100% forward.
01:33Pat is actually a sweetheart once you get to know-
01:35he's like fine wine.
01:36After a while, he'll grow on you.
01:38Grow on you?
01:39Yeah, like a fungus.
01:40So, married, divorced, kid.
01:41You know you could ask for an attorney to be president any time, right?
01:45You got a great laugh.
01:46It's been a while since I heard it.
01:49I am going to get my Italian chicken on.
01:51Ooh, is that like boomer code for sex?
01:53Ew.
01:54No.
01:55I'm happy alone.
01:56Can we still be friends?
01:57Yeah.
01:59I would still like to be your friend.
02:00I really don't want to end up like you.
02:02Why do you even like me?
02:04Can I say something?
02:05Not yet.
02:06I don't want to end up like me either.
02:09You keep saying women are full of surprises.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Then be surprised.
02:14Yeah.
02:15I'm happy to find someone out.
02:16Oh.
02:17Hey.
02:18Hey.
02:19Hey.
02:19don't say it don't say it i asked you don't say it
02:24you
02:29you
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