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Coronation Street S67 E019 Wednesday, 28th January 2026 (Full Episode)

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00:00.
00:30You think you got away with it?
00:35I know what you did.
00:40I know.
00:45I know.
00:49I know.
00:50I only turned my back on it for two minutes.
00:52Sorry, we were trying not to wake you.
00:54How come you...
00:55I know.
00:56You crashed that.
00:57Hey?
00:58Sorry.
00:59Bracky was meant to be a treat.
01:00I know.
01:01I know.
01:02I know.
01:03I know.
01:04I know.
01:05I know.
01:06I've been shooken up all night.
01:07Some sort of bug.
01:08Can't make the funeral.
01:09Oh, no way.
01:10I know.
01:11A right-hand woman.
01:13Right hand woman.
01:15Good job I got my left hand woman, eh?
01:18Ooh, I almost forgot.
01:20Erm...
01:21Or for you.
01:23They were my last present.
01:25I gave them to him on Christmas Day.
01:27I did.
01:28They're too good.
01:29I...
01:30I can't.
01:31Well, I can't.
01:33I don't think...
01:34You should work.
01:38Oh, let me lose pole.
01:43You know, if you're still struggling with your eulogy, me and Theo...
01:48...can take Paul's ashes down to Shuttleworth's.
01:50Right, he said his goodbyes to Billy, yes?
01:52No, no, no.
01:53No.
01:54No, honestly, it's erm...
01:55...no problem.
01:56Anything I can do to help.
01:58I can't.
01:59I can't.
02:00I can't.
02:01I can't.
02:02I can't.
02:03I can't.
02:04Oh, Tom.
02:05Makes a change of you being waited on in this place, doesn't it?
02:08Yeah?
02:09Could get a taste for it.
02:10Hmm?
02:11Don't.
02:12Excuse me?
02:13Oh, she's...
02:13Just kidding.
02:14Even today.
02:15No, she gets it.
02:16I just want to feel normal.
02:18No, come on, honey.
02:19I know you're okay.
02:20You want everybody else to feel normal.
02:21I know the funeral.
02:23Yes, I have been to too many, but that's the price you pay.
02:28For a long life, and in some ways, it's a privilege.
02:33But I'm more concerned about Summer.
02:34No, I don't...
02:35Look, she's just a kid, and Billy was a rock when you...
02:38I need to rally round.
02:39You're right.
02:40You're right.
02:43Hey.
02:44You all set?
02:45Yeah, as much as I can be.
02:47Well, I'm...
02:48I'm sure it'll be a full house if there's any justice.
02:50Hmm.
02:52Er...
02:53Shouldn't you be at work, mate?
02:56Shouldn't you be minding your own business?
02:58Mate?
02:59See, honey, it's just like everybody wants a piece of you, okay?
03:02Okay?
03:03It's not just about...
03:0330 times, okay?
03:04It has cortisol levels.
03:05Right, lad.
03:06Why don't you...
03:07Take a pew.
03:08I'll get you a break.
03:09Oh, after you, old timer.
03:10By all means.
03:11Oh.
03:12Oh.
03:13Oh.
03:14Oh.
03:15Oh.
03:16Oh.
03:17Oh.
03:18Oh.
03:19Oh.
03:20Oh.
03:21Oh.
03:22Oh.
03:23Oh.
03:24Oh.
03:25Oh.
03:27Oh.
03:28Oh.
03:29Oh.
03:30Oh.
03:31Oh.
03:32Oh.
03:33Oh.
03:34Oh.
03:35Oh.
03:36Oh.
03:37Todd.
03:38Two minutes.
03:40Yeah, but we...
03:41Yeah, but we're stuck at the...
03:42I could have dropped Paul's ashes off you.
03:45Billy didn't become...
03:47...a priest because he thought he was better.
03:52He did it because he knew he was the same.
03:57Floored.
03:59Like the rest of us.
04:03It's all just so...
04:06...meh.
04:08I wanted him to sing.
04:09Listen.
04:10Why don't you let George read it?
04:12Get out, eh?
04:14I will be alright when I get up there.
04:16Adrenaline.
04:17I'll kick in.
04:18It'd be too much for anyone.
04:21I owe in.
04:22I owe him so much.
04:27I owe him to police in depth of his meals.
04:29I have to find out.
04:30Thank you so much.
04:32I wasn't even sure he would likeencial Tang.
04:36Would Kala.
04:40Have a nice day awhile.
04:42Well, he to discuss our ugh.
04:44I need air conditioning.
04:49We couldn't Rashe off.
04:51All I wanted to do was continue on it.
04:55Yes, and I'll go to sleep in time.
04:56so we never found out who that was no no but
05:01If they need us they'll come back
05:06I promise myself
05:11I'm not going to do this
05:13You proper loved him
05:14I just can't believe I'm never going to hear that
05:16I need to be a tennis singing voice again
05:19You've had him lined up you know
05:21He's going to give Susie some lessons
05:24I don't like Glendary saying that
05:27Say what?
05:29I'll...
05:30You've got...
05:31These cars lovely and shiny George
05:33That must take some elbow grease eh?
05:36Susie, why aren't I?
05:37I can't like this
05:38I'll give you four good reasons
05:40Erm, so...
05:41Friends, if you'd like to start making your way
05:43We'll...
05:44We'll see you at St Mary's
05:46I'm going to walk
05:50Kit's mortified
05:51The shorts definitely snowed under
05:53David is showing I can't make it either
05:55I don't know
05:56Must be hell
05:58Must be hell
05:59What you're going through
06:01Went looking for you in The Undertaker's
06:06Oh
06:07Never interrupt a man at prayer
06:09Not when he's got so much to offer
06:11Float
06:12Theo
06:14Waiting for you
06:15Toodle pip
06:16There knows
06:18I learned
06:20That makes some sense
06:21No
06:23Absolutely
06:24The anesthetist
06:25Is
06:28Theuencia
06:30In the back
06:31Let's work
06:32Better
06:33Does
06:21So much for family.
06:26I'd rather ride with you guys.
06:31I'd rather ride with you guys.
06:36I'd rather ride with you guys.
06:41I'd rather ride with you guys.
06:45I'd rather ride with you guys.
06:46I'd rather ride with you guys.
06:50I'd rather ride with you guys.
06:54I'd rather ride with you guys.
06:59Please be seated.
07:03Hey, you know, they sing all that at Glaston now.
07:05What?
07:06Folks on Red Tested.
07:07I'm reliably informed that that will be considered an old school bank.
07:12I'd rather ride with you guys.
07:14I'd rather ride with you guys.
07:16I'd rather ride with you guys.
07:18I'd rather ride with you guys.
07:20I'd rather ride with you guys.
07:22I'd rather ride with you guys.
07:24I'd rather ride with you guys.
07:28I'd rather ride with you guys.
07:29I'd rather ride with you guys.
07:31I'd rather ride with you guys.
07:32I'd rather ride with you guys.
07:33His best friend, Todd Grimshaw.
07:43Thanks.
07:53The first time I saw Billy.
07:58In his dog collar.
08:03I thought...
08:08What a waste.
08:12Oh, yeah.
08:13It's not the only one.
08:17Did you fancy...
08:18Billy or not?
08:20Five minutes in his company, though.
08:23I don't realize...
08:28It was all...
08:31When...
08:32For you.
08:47I can't.
08:50Don't help him.
08:52Go on.
08:52Don't help him.
08:57It's all right.
09:01It's all right.
09:02It's all right.
09:07It's all right.
09:37Cards on the table.
09:38The first time I saw Todd and Billy together, I was so jealous.
09:42I saw him laugh.
09:47And bicker and call each other out.
09:52And I saw them be amazing fathers.
09:57It's the summer.
09:59It's the summer.
10:02I saw them grieve.
10:03I often wondered, like...
10:07If there was enough room for me.
10:12You know, this was Billy Mayhew.
10:17He made room.
10:20He made room.
10:22He always made room.
10:23Yeah.
10:27I'm really known Billy.
10:32I'm really known Billy.
10:32I'm really known Billy.
10:32I'm really known Billy.
10:33I'm really known Billy.
10:33I've been a little bit long.
10:34And I'm gonna feel cheated.
10:35I'm gonna feel cheated.
10:39to that wedding just an hour longer he'd still be with us
10:44Billy
10:49I am
10:54I hope you're with your beloved Paul
10:59watching the greatest shop and singing it out at the tops of your
11:04voices
11:05I hope you're not
11:09in pain and
11:11I hope you're at peace
11:14I hope you're at peace
11:19cheers mate
11:24applause
11:29cheers
11:34Good afternoon, mate. I'm going to have to ask you to take that off. Sorry, it's hotel policy.
11:39I'm going to ask you to open the safe.
11:41Well, it's a mind-opener.
11:44No, it's legit.
11:46You hate me!
11:48I don't know the combination.
11:49You said open the safe.
11:50No!
11:54No!
11:55No!
11:56No!
11:57No!
11:58No!
11:59No!
11:59No!
12:00No!
12:01No!
12:03No!
12:04No!
12:05No!
12:06No!
12:07No!
12:08No!
12:09No!
12:10No!
12:11No!
12:12No!
12:13No!
12:14No!
12:15No!
12:16No!
12:17No!
12:18No!
12:19Get in this side!
12:20All right, guys!
12:21Guys!
12:22Guys!
12:23Guys!
12:24Guys!
12:25Guys!
12:26Guys!
12:27Guys!
12:28Guys!
12:29Guys!
12:30Guys!
12:31Guys!
12:32Guys!
12:33Guys!
12:34Guys!
12:35Stop talking!
12:36Leave me!
12:37Let me go!
12:38Are you okay?
12:39Yeah!
12:40I'm all right!
12:41I'm all right!
12:39Okay, I'm going to call for out.
12:40Okay.
12:44Oh, yeah, I need police now.
12:49Oh, yeah, I need police now.
12:54Oh, yeah, I need police now.
12:59I need police now.
13:04Oh, yeah.
13:07Oh, yeah.
13:08Oh, yeah.
13:08When Jesus walks
13:13When Jesus walks
13:15When Jesus walks
13:18When Jesus walks
13:23When Jesus guides
13:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:34Cheers.
13:35Thanks.
13:36Yeah, I was just playing for time, really, to be honest.
13:38And then the pizza guy brings out this claw hammer.
13:43And I thought, well, they've killed me here, so I've opened up.
13:49Yeah.
13:50I came straight down.
13:51Oh, that looks nasty.
13:52That looks good.
13:53Good job.
13:54Carl got here when he did.
13:56Look, I've been here before, mate.
13:58Yeah.
14:00Anyway, there's two of them.
14:04Two against one with a hammer.
14:06I'd give them a combination.
14:08Okay.
14:09Alright.
14:11Then the...
14:14They were kicking off.
14:16It wasn't enough.
14:18And they dragged me out and opened the till, and that's when Carl walked in.
14:23They took the flow for the night bar, 200 quid.
14:27And...
14:28Three granda, Debbie, we've drew from the bank.
14:31She wanted to pay for Billy's funeral.
14:33Billy's mates wouldn't take it, so Muggins here told her to put her in the safe.
14:37If you can believe it.
14:38If you can believe that.
14:42Yeah.
14:44It's alright.
14:45You alright for a drink, guys?
14:46It's alright.
14:47Okay.
14:48What are you saying, mate?
14:49Come on.
14:50Come on.
14:51On the house.
14:52Thank you very much.
14:53I'm standing down in.
14:55I'm standing down in.
14:56I'm standing down in.
14:57I like...
14:58it's thirsty work all that morning, isn't it? Talking to an expert. Eva!
15:03Is it just that first one that's for him?
15:05There's no stinting on my watch, babe.
15:07So you'd be really...
15:08It's all over.
15:10I just buried my best mate.
15:13I was there.
15:14There?
15:15You were the star of the show.
15:18Are you jealous?
15:19Jealous.
15:23I can't do this either.
15:24Oh, let's go home.
15:25If you need.
15:28Right.
15:29That is it.
15:30I am burning all of the black clothes in my wardrobe.
15:33Burn in.
15:34Donate then.
15:35Watch out, Gregory Pope.
15:38I don't know what's hit you.
15:39I sweated blood over that eulogy and you didn't even...
15:43read it.
15:44Couple of sentences and then here's Theo!
15:48Nobody loved it.
15:49I thought you would have known.
15:50He was my best friend.
15:52And say it.
15:54Say it, Todd.
15:55They're not my biggest fun.
15:58They're not my best friend.
15:59They're not my best friend.
16:00They're not my best friend.
16:01They're not my best friend.
16:02They're not my best friend.
16:03They're not my best friend.
16:04They're not my best friend.
16:05They're not my best friend.
16:06They're not my best friend.
16:07They're not my best friend.
16:08They're not my best friend.
16:09They're not my best friend.
16:10They're not my best friend.
16:11They're not my best friend.
16:12They're not my best friend.
16:13They're not my best friend.
16:14They're not my best friend.
16:15They're not my best friend.
16:16They're not my best friend.
16:17They're not my best friend.
16:18They're not my best friend.
16:19They're not my best friend.
16:20They're not my best friend.
16:21They're not my best friend.
16:22Philip would still be with us.
16:27Philip would still be with us, Philip would still be with us.
16:32We did him proud.
16:34We did him proud.
16:36You saw the amazing...
16:37...turn out.
16:40I don't want to fall out today.
16:42Alright?
16:43I need today to be a success.
16:48So let's have a good drink.
16:49Alright? None of that Prosecco rubbish.
16:51He's got some...
16:52...to be some reds.
16:56Listen, look.
16:58I'm gonna stay out here and check my messages.
17:01Why don't you go inside?
17:02Let's see if she's got a nice partner.
17:04Alright.
17:07Let's go.
17:08Let's go.
17:09Let's go.
17:11Fire.
17:12What do you know?
17:13Four o'clock we said in the Rock up here.
17:14Street where Ryan lives.
17:15It's not like he's gonna recognise us, is it?
17:17We go out on a limb.
17:18And for what?
17:19A poxy few quid?
17:20I cleared the safe this morning.
17:22I don't really think I trust you jokers with serious cash.
17:25And you wonder why we came to you?
17:28Alright, calm down.
17:30I've got your cash.
17:32There we are.
17:36There we are.
17:37Me and Adam.
17:38Getting down and dirt.
17:39Adam?
17:40Should I be listening to this?
17:41No.
17:42It's ancient history.
17:43Anyway.
17:44He's dressed as an elf.
17:45I'm dressed as a reindeer.
17:47Blunt Ansel tennis behind the curtain.
17:49In any traps.
17:50I must have blacked.
17:51Oh.
17:52All of this out.
17:53Yes, Billy.
17:54Oh, with a posset, can I add?
17:56Jesus' little zombie.
17:57It seems.
17:58He must have been scarred for life.
17:59There were only about six or seven.
18:00Oh.
18:01That could have been the quads.
18:02What's that?
18:03The kid's eyes were on stock.
18:04Billy's eyes were on stock.
18:05Billy's eyes were on stock.
18:07Oh.
18:08How did he explain that?
18:09Heavy petting.
18:10Oh.
18:11Terrible joke.
18:12No.
18:13No.
18:14So he said he was a vet and Rudolph was poorly sick.
18:16Right?
18:17Oh.
18:17I think on his feet alright.
18:18Yeah.
18:19He was the greatest showman.
18:21True dapper Dan.
18:22That's a little cotton socks.
18:25That's a little cotton socks.
18:27She must be running unempty.
18:28Well, you too, honey.
18:29Listen, you haven't stopped to draw breath.
18:32What do you say?
18:33What?
18:34Well, you're a long time dead.
18:36I'm serious.
18:37I'm sorry to let the mars slip for a minute.
18:39Oh.
18:40Crying out loud, will you?
18:42I can't get a rest.
18:43I can't breathe.
18:44I can't breathe.
18:47I can't breathe.
18:48I can't breathe.
18:49Well, whether you shared his faith or not,
18:52You did more good than I am.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Way more.
18:58He was the goat of all god-botherers.
19:00The billy goat.
19:01Ow.
19:02To the goat.
19:03Wherever he might be.
19:04To Billy.
19:05To Billy.
19:06To Billy.
19:07To Billy.
19:08To Billy.
19:09To Billy.
19:10To Billy.
19:12To Billy.
19:13To Billy.
19:14To Billy.
19:15To Billy.
19:16To Billy.
19:17To Billy.
19:18To Billy.
19:19To Billy.
19:20To Billy.
19:21To Billy.
19:22To Billy.
19:23To Billy.
19:24To Billy.
19:25To Billy.
19:26To Billy.
19:27To Billy.
19:28To Billy.
19:29To Billy.
19:30To Billy.
19:31To Billy.
19:32To Billy.
19:33To Billy.
19:34To Billy.
19:35To Billy.
19:36To Billy.
19:37To Billy.
19:38To Billy.
19:39To Billy.
19:40To Billy.
19:41To Billy.
19:17Just wait five minutes to myself
19:21It's been a long day
19:22I quite fancied standing at the bar getting quietly squiffy
19:28Regretting the rows I had with him
19:31Remember
19:32Remembering the good times
19:33Maybe even cracking my face with a smile
19:37Oh no
19:39Not allowed
19:40Okay honey we can do that here
19:42I think
19:42You want me to break down
19:44You know you won't be happy till I'm howling and
19:47Tearing me hair out
19:49What?
19:51Because you didn't write the rule book
19:52Dev on grief
19:53On life
19:54On anything
19:57So
19:57So why don't you let your mask drop hey?
20:00You know because everyone's seen what a wonderful
20:02Caring husband you are
20:04Am I rock?
20:05Gold star darling
20:06Give a
20:07Give yourself a big pat on the back
20:09You think I'm doing all this for sure?
20:10I think
20:11That you've just got to insert
20:12Yourself at every opportunity
20:13I had a lot of time for Billy
20:14I had a lot of time for Billy
20:15Oh there's a name for that you know
20:16Grief Chuck
20:17Okay
20:18Look how much I love them
20:19See how sad I am
20:23Now who wishes they'd stayed at the pub
20:24You're going to regret this in the morning
20:26Am I?
20:28Don't think so
20:29Don't think so
20:30Don't think so
20:32Nah I don't think so buddy
20:33Don't follow me up
20:35Don't follow me up
20:37You
20:42So
20:47You're selling apes of weed to kids. I thought you was a serious businessman.
20:52Yeah, life. I've got one. Good one. You better keep your knowledge.
20:57I was out of my business. You bully my sister again. I root your throat out.
21:01Until
21:02Tell your mates about your guilty conscience.
21:07Look at her, trying not to bite. Trying to work it all out.
21:11Are you just
21:12Snivelling. But don't you know, corpses can't forgive?
21:17The question is, though, will Todd?
21:20Mind you telling?
21:22Well, might you?
21:23Yeah?
21:24Might you tell him?
21:25And you might end up in a box.
21:27Like Billy.
21:30She's fierce.
21:33I'm not gonna warn you again.
21:35Alright?
21:36Watch your back.
21:37So
21:40Let's dig in a bit
21:44Couldn't believe you?
21:47She'll beContent.
21:55Excellent.
21:57Absolutely.
22:01Now, I did my head.
22:02Okay, but just to be careful, I can't get annoyed.
22:06I believe I probably voted in my head.
22:07You
22:12You
22:17You
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