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00:00This is my 117th time in the steiner doing this exact speech
00:05Imagine that 117 times. I've tried to get through to all of you
00:10It's kind of like your favorite movie, Jim. Groundhog's Day. That's your favorite movie, isn't it, Jim?
00:14Yeah?
00:15Yes
00:15Okay, have a look
00:18Yeah
00:19Thank you
00:20I have experienced this night over and over again, each time with a different combination of people.
00:25And every time we have failed, I have held some of you in my arms.
00:30And watch the very life flicker from your eyes.
00:33Some of you, I even consider...
00:35I've been there so many times, I know some of you better than you know yourselves.
00:40Hey, Nancy Delaney and Charles Roberts, you're on your first...
00:45Charles thought Norms was the right call.
00:49Nancy's been planning...
00:50Neither one of you have ever joined my revolution and made it out of the Steiner alive.
00:55Excuse me!
00:56You!
00:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00No, no, no, you are the least useful person I've ever met 29 times.
01:05You've raised your hand to join my revolution 29 times you've been a fucking albatrosser.
01:10You've got a bad knee, Gerald. Figure it out.
01:13You die 16...
01:15Five minutes into the journey every time. You're also mind-numbingly dull. Raise your hand.
01:20I fucking dare you. There she is, my queen. Yes. Don't be co-
01:25You are my greatest soldier. My warrior in this revolution.
01:30We push it all the way to the limit.
01:35You show me things about myself I never wanted to see the things I needed to know.
01:40Sexual tension between us is like a summer storm. But we never...
01:45We never act on it. Never. We channel it.
01:49And it's our pleasure.
01:50I've lost him.
01:51But in the end, you betray me every goddamn time. You break...
01:55You break my heart. But here I am looking at those big brown eyes here.
01:58And I'm thinking, fuck it. Let's roll those dice.
02:00One more time, baby. Let's burn it all down.
02:04If you come with me...
02:05There is a chance you will die tonight. If you don't, well, that's game over for each and every...
02:10Every person in this room. I promise you that.
02:12But tonight we got a shot. We can save the world.
02:15Let's start over. Do something. Something real.
02:18Dolores, do not call the police again.
02:20Put that phone away.
02:22There is a correct configuration of people.
02:25In this diner that perfectly combats the future and saves humanity.
02:28I am not fucking wrong about...
02:30I will try every single combination until I get it right.
02:34So I need...
02:35I need to know right now who's joining me.
02:38Who's ready to save the future.
02:40Who's ready for the future.
02:45Great.
02:47Great, come on.
02:48You're Spartacus.
02:48Let's go.
02:49Let's go, big.
02:50Boy up and at him.
02:55Let's go.
03:00Let's go.
03:05Let's go.
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