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00:00:00Ma'am is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:00:05I think I just had an orgasm.
00:00:10Do you have a finger-by-the-hunt I'll talk to who buys coffee from you?
00:00:13I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:00:15You stole from my date?
00:00:17I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could...
00:00:20Take your virginity and record it.
00:00:23Go!
00:00:25Dr. Miller.
00:00:26That's okay.
00:00:27And why me?
00:00:28You don't mess up my coffee, would you?
00:00:30There's no...
00:00:30There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:00:32So if you want my virginity look...
00:00:35You can have it.
00:00:36You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:00:38But you're asking Luke to fuck up.
00:00:40Okay.
00:00:41Luke!
00:00:42Come out, come out!
00:00:45Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:00:46You'll come back to me after I...
00:00:48Take care of that little d-
00:00:50That's a distraction.
00:00:51I'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:00:53Then why don't you go all the way to-
00:00:55Everything?
00:00:56No.
00:01:00I can't do.
00:01:04Okay.
00:01:05Ha ha ha ha!
00:01:07You got Interview 복!
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00:01:10Buy lingerie.
00:01:14Check.
00:01:15Bikini watch.
00:01:16Check.
00:01:17Get boyfriend.
00:01:18Check.
00:01:19Just one thing left.
00:01:20Check.
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00:01:44Probably a really big dick.
00:01:45Morning, dick.
00:01:47Double shot of espresso.
00:01:49So in a mocha frappe with nonfat milk, right?
00:01:52You're perfect, thank you.
00:01:53Right?
00:01:54Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:01:56Mike, I'm sorry I didn't know you were coming.
00:01:59I would have got ready.
00:02:00Oh, don't worry.
00:02:01He's just here for a coffee.
00:02:02No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:02:04I'm here to see my girl.
00:02:06I'm here to see my girl.
00:02:08I'm here to see my girl.
00:02:09I'm here to see my girl.
00:02:24Woo!
00:02:14Want coffee?
00:02:19Right, right, sorry.
00:02:24Oh, my God.
00:02:29Oh, my God, my knee.
00:02:34Don't laugh.
00:02:35You're so mean.
00:02:36Go help your girlfriend.
00:02:37All right, all right, all right.
00:02:38I'm sorry.
00:02:39No, babe, trust me, you look great.
00:02:42My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:02:44Oh, my God.
00:02:46Oh, my God.
00:02:49Come here.
00:02:51Don't worry about that.
00:02:52I do it all the time.
00:02:54Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:59I do it all the time.
00:03:04Right.
00:03:04See, it's my girl.
00:03:06My face to wipe.
00:03:07Thanks, but, uh...
00:03:09No, thanks.
00:03:10Oh, my God.
00:03:11Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor.
00:03:14She's such a slut.
00:03:15As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:03:18Yeah.
00:03:19Watch this.
00:03:20Oh, Mikey!
00:03:21Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:03:24Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things,
00:03:27like making coffee.
00:03:30Or having sex.
00:03:32Gosh, no.
00:03:34Come on.
00:03:35Oh, my God!
00:03:36Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:03:39Oh, my God!
00:03:40Ah!
00:03:44So, uh...
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00:03:49You're a very-
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00:03:49Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:03:54I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:03:59Brooke, is it?
00:04:01Yeah, you forgot you're committing your medication at the clinic.
00:04:03What?
00:04:04I literally don't even know you.
00:04:05Don't be embarrassed.
00:04:06Look, it's just...
00:04:07Chlamydia this week, Connor...
00:04:09If you had an diarrhea last month, you should be more careful who you sleep with, especially
00:04:12while you're on the medication.
00:04:13Oh, my...
00:04:14Oh, my God.
00:04:15What?
00:04:16He...
00:04:17It was just a video!
00:04:19Oh, fuck you all!
00:04:20Sounds like she already did!
00:04:40I'm really, really sorry.
00:04:42I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:04:44He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:04:46What does that mean?
00:04:49Shit.
00:04:50My appointment.
00:04:51I gotta go.
00:04:52Sorry.
00:04:54All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you.
00:04:59After the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:05:01So go ahead and put this on.
00:05:04Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:05:06He?
00:05:09A man is conducting my previous...
00:05:14virginity pelvic exam.
00:05:16This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:05:19Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:05:22Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:05:24It's Luke.
00:05:26Luke is a gynecologist?
00:05:29My gynecologist?
00:05:30My gynecologist?
00:05:34Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:05:35Good night.
00:05:36Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:05:36Good night.
00:05:37Good night.
00:05:51Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Teddy Chandler as it's your first time.
00:05:54Right, my first time.
00:05:55Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:05:57Yes, nice to meet you.
00:05:59Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:06:00Nice to meet me.
00:06:01Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:06:03Grind me.
00:06:04I mean, the coffee shop.
00:06:06Grind me.
00:06:07Oh no.
00:06:08He remembers me.
00:06:10So you are here looking for a prescription.
00:06:12For birth control.
00:06:14Yes.
00:06:15That asshole.
00:06:16That asshole.
00:06:17Yes.
00:06:18I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent it.
00:06:23Any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:06:25I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:06:27I will use a condom.
00:06:30I'd say you shouldn't even.
00:06:32I don't want to sleep with him at all.
00:06:33He's not good for you.
00:06:34Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:06:35Nurse, can you grab me his speckle?
00:06:36Nurse, can you grab me his speckle?
00:06:37Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:06:38I'd also recommend you don't do anything that-
00:06:42You're not ready to do.
00:06:43I'm ready.
00:06:44I think I'm ready.
00:06:45Mike's my boyfriend and-
00:06:47Yeah, he's kind of an asshole.
00:06:48But he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me, so-
00:06:50You know what?
00:06:51I'm sorry.
00:06:52That I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:06:55Uh, let's get started.
00:06:57We started with a breast exam.
00:07:00Breast exam?
00:07:02If you're uncomfortable I can always get a different-
00:07:05If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different-
00:07:07doctor no it's I like it it's fine
00:07:12it's probably easier to play back
00:07:17it's okay
00:07:22stop thinking about losing your virginity
00:07:27stop it stop my head's cold no they're
00:07:30perfect
00:07:32stop embarrassing yourself there's no
00:07:35way I'm being turned on
00:07:37by my gynecologist there are no abnormalities
00:07:42thank you Luke
00:07:47dr. Miller that wasn't so bad
00:07:49Sophie can you put your feet up and serve
00:07:52them
00:07:57Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a Hawkeye's head.
00:08:02In between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:08:07So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:08:10Alright? You're doing good.
00:08:12I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:08:22All right, I'm going to be inside.
00:08:27If you're inserting a speculum,
00:08:29you're going to swab them your cervix.
00:08:31I need you to relax on me.
00:08:32So, do you like-
00:08:37Do you have gender women?
00:08:42I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:08:45No, my family donated.
00:08:47I went to the clinic a couple years ago,
00:08:50or a while ago, actually, and so-
00:08:52So, in my great-grandfather's honor,
00:08:54I donated a few hours of my time at clinic.
00:08:56Oh, duh.
00:08:57Now he thinks you think he's a creep.
00:08:59Amazing.
00:09:01Last thing.
00:09:02I'm going to touch your abdomen,
00:09:03just to check on your internal organs.
00:09:05All right?
00:09:08Relax for me.
00:09:09You're doing good.
00:09:10His finger's literally inside of me.
00:09:12Oh, my gosh.
00:09:17I think I just had an orgasm.
00:09:23Did he?
00:09:26All right.
00:09:28He's so noticed.
00:09:29Oh, my God.
00:09:30Everything looks good.
00:09:32No hard memoralities.
00:09:33All right?
00:09:35I'll be right back.
00:09:37All right?
00:09:38All right?
00:09:39All right?
00:09:40Oh, my gosh.
00:09:42Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:09:47I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:09:52All right, so here's your brick.
00:09:57Okay, so here we go.
00:10:02Can I bring it to her to the cafe?
00:10:07She's my patient.
00:10:12Can I bring it to her?
00:10:17Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:10:20You are so graphic.
00:10:24Speaking of...
00:10:25I assume your appointment went okay.
00:10:28You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:10:30Luke.
00:10:31Are you serious?
00:10:33You're going to think...
00:10:35You're going to think...
00:10:35I'm here by the...
00:10:36I want to talk to you if he buys coffee from you.
00:10:38The Luke.
00:10:39So...
00:10:40You're a freak.
00:10:41So is he like...
00:10:43Good with his fingers?
00:10:44Or...
00:10:46Shut up, everybody.
00:10:47Shit.
00:10:48He's so sexy.
00:10:50Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:10:51Don't worry.
00:10:52Okay?
00:10:53Don't worry.
00:10:54Okay?
00:10:55Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:10:56Okay, Soph?
00:10:57Yes.
00:10:58Come on.
00:10:59Let's get your...
00:11:00Is she ready for your big night tonight?
00:11:01Good night.
00:11:05I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:11:10Why do I even care?
00:11:16Yo.
00:11:17You ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:11:19Yes.
00:11:20Is that...
00:11:21Sophie's boyfriend?
00:11:25You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:11:28You're dating a nun.
00:11:29She's never going to...
00:11:30I'm going to let you smash.
00:11:31I'm calling it.
00:11:32Dude.
00:11:33She's low-key a slut.
00:11:35I just...
00:11:36Can't prove it.
00:11:37You will soon.
00:11:40You're going to film her?
00:11:41Yeah.
00:11:42You're going to kill.
00:11:45Dude.
00:11:46You're sick.
00:11:47What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:11:49Dude, you're sick.
00:11:50What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:11:50A little bit of this...
00:11:54And she's going to go...
00:11:55Feral.
00:11:58Yo.
00:11:59That 1500 is mine.
00:12:00Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:12:05Don't get involved, Luke.
00:12:06You're just your customer and doctor.
00:12:11Hey.
00:12:12You need to pay.
00:12:16Fuck!
00:12:17My eyes!
00:12:18What the fuck?
00:12:19Where's your fucking friend left?
00:12:20Before I called the cops.
00:12:23K-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-What happened to you?
00:12:25Apartment 2.
00:12:26I need to get to Sophie.
00:12:30The lady.
00:12:34The lady.
00:12:35The lady.
00:12:36The lady.
00:12:37The lady.
00:12:38The lady.
00:12:39The lady.
00:12:40The lady.
00:12:42The lady.
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00:12:52Nervous?
00:12:55Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:13:00The lady.
00:13:05The lady.
00:13:05Nervous?
00:13:07I'm a little nervous.
00:13:09Don't be.
00:13:10You know how many cherries I popped?
00:13:16Wait.
00:13:17What?
00:13:19I'm sorry.
00:13:20I'm sorry.
00:13:21I forgot to start my birth control.
00:13:22I have to wait.
00:13:23I'm sorry, Mike.
00:13:24I can't do this.
00:13:26Are you kidding me?
00:13:29I'm sorry, you were not-
00:13:31Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:13:34I'm gonna-
00:13:35I'm going home.
00:13:36Oh.
00:13:37Oh.
00:13:38Oh.
00:13:39Oh.
00:13:41There it is.
00:13:42There it is.
00:13:45The hell you are.
00:13:47Not until I get something.
00:13:50No.
00:13:51No.
00:13:52No.
00:13:53No.
00:13:55Stop.
00:13:56Stop.
00:13:57Mike.
00:14:00Stop.
00:14:01Stop.
00:14:02Stop.
00:14:03Stop.
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00:14:17Stop.
00:14:18Hey.
00:14:19Hey, Sophie.
00:14:20Hey.
00:14:20Hey.
00:14:21Can you hear me?
00:14:22Did you take something?
00:14:23What's up, Greg?
00:14:25Grandpa?
00:14:26Who the fuck if I-
00:14:27Oh.
00:14:28Oh.
00:14:29Oh.
00:14:30Listen up, dumbass.
00:14:31Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:14:34I go to an Ivy League.
00:14:35Asshole.
00:14:36If you want her, you can have her.
00:14:37I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:14:39What?
00:14:40What's so funny?
00:14:41You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:14:43Says who?
00:14:44You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:14:45Yeah?
00:14:46I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:14:48My family's the biggest d-
00:14:50owner to the university since...
00:14:52ever.
00:14:53That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:14:55I'm dead.
00:14:56You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:14:57Great.
00:15:00Wait.
00:15:01Wait.
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00:15:05Wait.
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00:15:09No, no, no.
00:15:10And you can let your buddy Jake know too.
00:15:05No, no, no.
00:15:06Please.
00:15:07Can we talk about this?
00:15:08It was just a joke.
00:15:09Oh, you want to talk?
00:15:10Hey.
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00:15:39Hey.
00:15:35You
00:15:40you stole me from my date
00:15:45You're the right you asshole
00:15:50I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:15:54Stop
00:15:55Stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:15:57I don't have a daddy fetish
00:16:00You're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the right you're the
00:16:05How much did you have to drink?
00:16:08I can drink?
00:16:10I can sleep however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with just because
00:16:14you shoved a speculum of me.
00:16:15Doesn't mean you can tell me what to do Dr. Miller.
00:16:17Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:16:18Tell me this, why did you prescribe-
00:16:20me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:16:25I was at the bar, alright, and I saw your boyfriend-
00:16:30placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and-
00:16:35let's record it.
00:16:40Wow.
00:16:43I'm an idiot.
00:16:45No, you're an idiot.
00:16:49First.
00:16:50I get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming.
00:16:55During the exam.
00:16:56And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough-
00:17:00I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:17:03I waxed my ass-
00:17:05I'm an asshole for that asshole.
00:17:08Sorry, Soph.
00:17:10Sorry, Soph.
00:17:11But I was like a reference guide for the once again.
00:17:12I really can't get you.
00:17:13I got to leave my wife at the the morning.
00:17:14I was like, oh wow.
00:17:15My wife and I were like I was going to get you.
00:17:16Cause I just fell in a moment.
00:17:17My wife and I were like I am a woman.
00:17:19I got to do an important deal of boy-
00:17:22Bye-bye.
00:17:23Bye-bye.
00:17:24Bye-bye.
00:17:25And then I'll be like...
00:17:26I got to be a credit card for you.
00:17:27Bye-bye.
00:17:28Bye-bye.
00:17:29Bye-bye.
00:17:30Bye-bye.
00:17:31Bye-bye.
00:17:33Bye-bye.
00:17:34Bye-bye.
00:17:35Bye-bye.
00:17:36Bye-bye.
00:17:37Bye-bye.
00:17:38Bye-bye.
00:17:39Bye-bye.
00:17:15So if you want my virginity week...
00:17:20So if you want my virginity...
00:17:25You can have it.
00:17:30Someone clearly...
00:17:35Somebody wants me.
00:17:36Are you...
00:17:38hard right now?
00:17:40You're welcome.
00:17:45We're mid-argument.
00:17:48That's so wrong.
00:17:50You're drunk.
00:17:51I'm taking you home.
00:17:54What are you doing?
00:17:55You're drunk.
00:17:56I'm taking you home.
00:17:57What?
00:17:58No, I can't go home.
00:17:59My roommate's there.
00:18:00I told her I was gonna be at Mike's.
00:18:01She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:18:05What?
00:18:06Oh.
00:18:07Oh.
00:18:08Oh, no.
00:18:09Oh, no.
00:18:10Oh, no.
00:18:12Oh, no, no, I can't do that.
00:18:20Oh, no.
00:18:21Oh, okay.
00:18:24I feel uns normalmente take care of yourself.
00:18:26But I will feel that you're a new writer.
00:18:27But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:18:30Smooth, Sofie.
00:18:32Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:18:37She says,
00:18:39you have a girlfriend and she says,
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00:19:16How do you afford to live here alone?
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00:20:17Don't have to look away doc
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00:20:35of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them.
00:20:40A bath in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:20:43No, Mrs. Dillon.
00:20:45And why me? I'm nothing special.
00:20:50You don't mess up my coffee order, you're kind to people.
00:20:56You're welcome.
00:20:57You're welcome.
00:21:00You
00:21:05You
00:21:11Who is that?
00:21:13Ah, this is my c-
00:21:15Crazy ex-girlfriend, um
00:21:17You have to hide, right now, alright?
00:21:20Come on
00:21:23Luke!
00:21:25Are you home?
00:21:30Luke, come out, come out!
00:21:33Stop playing!
00:21:35I stole one of your pagers
00:21:37I know you're not on call
00:21:40Don't save me
00:21:44Don't save me
00:21:45Don't save me
00:21:45That's the word
00:21:46There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else
00:21:50Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex-
00:21:55Right now?
00:21:56What the hell?
00:21:57Shhh
00:21:58She's a dean's daughter
00:22:00We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients
00:22:02She gets them kicked out of school
00:22:03Then why did you strip down and get-
00:22:05In the bed
00:22:06Shhh
00:22:10What are you doing?
00:22:12You didn't answer my calls
00:22:14I'm sleeping
00:22:15Why don't I join you?
00:22:17Why don't I join you?
00:22:20For you
00:22:21Do you say he's telling me
00:22:22Zers
00:22:25I can dig on me
00:22:25things I'd rather do like what baby like the thing that I do with the ice
00:22:30cubes. Ice cubes? What ice cubes? They call the cops.
00:22:35Do you not remember I have restraining order against you? Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:22:39Come on!
00:22:40Lukey, you know you love screwing me.
00:22:45I have someone new in my life.
00:22:50Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:22:56I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:22:59And if you're still here I'm-
00:23:00I'm gonna call the cops.
00:23:01Then I'm gonna call the dean.
00:23:02And I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter-
00:23:05stole my pager. Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:23:07No, you can't!
00:23:09One?
00:23:10Two?
00:23:12Fine! Fine!
00:23:15I'm leaving.
00:23:18Your loss.
00:23:20Two?
00:23:21Two?
00:23:22One?
00:23:23Two?
00:23:24Two?
00:23:25Two?
00:23:26Two?
00:23:27Oh my God! Luke!
00:23:28Oh my God! Luke!
00:23:30Huck.
00:23:31Three.
00:23:32Three.
00:23:32Three.
00:23:33Three.
00:23:33Three.
00:23:45Holy shit.
00:23:48You smell like booze.
00:23:49I sobered up.
00:23:50I swear.
00:23:52What's with the ice cubes?
00:23:54I prefer no ice cubes.
00:23:59What's with the ice cubes?
00:24:04You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:24:08You'll come back.
00:24:09You'll come back to me after I take care of that little destruction.
00:24:14You'll come back to me after I take care of that little ice cubes.
00:24:19I'm sorry.
00:24:19I'm sorry.
00:24:20I'm sorry.
00:24:21I'm sorry.
00:24:21I'm sorry.
00:24:22I'm sorry.
00:24:22I'm sorry.
00:24:23I'm sorry.
00:24:23I'm sorry.
00:24:28I'm sorry.
00:24:29I'm sorry.
00:24:30virginity? Yep, still intact.
00:24:35Fuck my life. Language.
00:24:40You missed his deal? Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:24:45I'm here to tend to your massive hangover. Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:24:50What would you have me do? Don't say it. Don't say it.
00:24:55Join me.
00:25:00I feel for you 21 years old.
00:25:05You
00:25:10That is three years past legal. There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me so-
00:25:15What's your problem?
00:25:20I feel for you 21 years old.
00:25:25I feel for you 21 years old.
00:25:30I feel for you 21 years old.
00:25:35You
00:25:35I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:25:38But?
00:25:40I'll put a lot of things open.
00:25:43You're my patient for one.
00:25:45In an on-campus clinic.
00:25:47I'm graduating this year.
00:25:50Second.
00:25:53Your version.
00:25:55Ouch.
00:25:57I'm asking you to change that.
00:26:02I'm out.
00:26:05You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:26:10You're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:26:15I don't make a book, I'm not gonna call you.
00:26:20I don't wanna go in the morning afterwards, all right, sweetheart?
00:26:23I'm not that guy.
00:26:25I'm not that guy.
00:26:30Maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:26:32I'm a big girl, I can handle myself.
00:26:35Unless you're just not interested.
00:26:40I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:26:45Someone's jealous.
00:26:50Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:56Because it's cheap.
00:26:57But...
00:26:58I ain't Jeremy.
00:27:02I ain't, I ain't...
00:27:03.
00:27:04.
00:27:08,
00:27:12When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:27:16You see you don't
00:27:17Pulling tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:27:21So do it
00:27:22I'm ready I promise
00:27:27Ready
00:27:32What's that?
00:27:36What's that?
00:27:37As your doctor I know you haven't started your birth control
00:27:42Sorry son
00:27:44Sorry son
00:27:46Ah
00:27:47Are you kidding me?
00:27:52Good night
00:27:56Good night
00:27:57Can I get a
00:27:58Continue
00:27:59You're killing me
00:28:00So the Dr. Miller takes you to the
00:28:02His fancy ass house
00:28:03You see his dick
00:28:04And you're still
00:28:05A virgin
00:28:06Yeah
00:28:07I threw every proposition in the book at him
00:28:10And he just didn't want this
00:28:12Oh
00:28:15Can you wait?
00:28:16Oh my god
00:28:17Sophie
00:28:18No 36 year old man
00:28:19I looked at his agent by the way
00:28:20Is passing up a
00:28:22Hot
00:28:23Virgin co-ed
00:28:24Like you
00:28:25He respects you dummy
00:28:26Or
00:28:27He doesn't think I'm worth the trouble
00:28:28I mean
00:28:29He's clearly experienced
00:28:30Sophisticated
00:28:31Sexy
00:28:32See
00:28:33All the things I'm not
00:28:34You have a brand new
00:28:35Shiny
00:28:36Tight
00:28:37position
00:28:37Pussy
00:28:38A Cadillac
00:28:39Pussy
00:28:40And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive
00:28:41Watch
00:28:42Hi is the Cadillac Pussy a new drink?
00:28:46Hi is the Cadillac Pussy a new drink?
00:28:47No
00:28:48Can you just order?
00:28:49No
00:28:50Can you just order?
00:28:52No
00:28:53No
00:28:54No
00:28:55No
00:28:56No
00:28:57No
00:28:58No
00:28:59No
00:29:00No
00:29:01No
00:29:02No
00:29:03I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:29:06What a janitor.
00:29:08That makes a lot more sense.
00:29:11Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:29:13What do you want?
00:29:18I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:29:23I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with me.
00:29:28My boyfriend.
00:29:30Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:29:31He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:29:33Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that-
00:29:38I am pregnant with his child.
00:29:42Can you believe it?
00:29:43Sophie's evil.
00:29:45First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:29:47That's-
00:29:48Flut.
00:29:49Pregnant with Luke's?
00:29:51Did you really think that a man-
00:29:53that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some bro-
00:29:58broke loser barista?
00:30:01Sophie, you idiot.
00:30:02Of course he was-
00:30:03That's never yours.
00:30:04Oh!
00:30:05Oh!
00:30:06Oh!
00:30:07Sophie!
00:30:08Sophie!
00:30:09You can have him!
00:30:10You didn't have to hurt my baby!
00:30:12I-I didn't do this-
00:30:13I swear, I would never!
00:30:14What's going on?
00:30:15Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman!
00:30:18No, I didn't!
00:30:19I've never spoken to this woman before today!
00:30:21Hey!
00:30:22That's the Dean's daughter!
00:30:23Sophie!
00:30:24Sophie!
00:30:25I'm calling the police!
00:30:26You know I would never do this!
00:30:28Please!
00:30:29She's just assaulted a pregnant woman!
00:30:31We need a medic too!
00:30:32I'm-
00:30:33I'm a doctor!
00:30:39I'm a doctor!
00:30:40I'm a doctor!
00:30:41I'm a doctor!
00:30:43Schwede!
00:30:44I'm a doctor!
00:30:45I'm a doctor!
00:30:46ZIium left,
00:30:46u
00:30:48You
00:30:53You
00:30:58Um
00:31:02No
00:31:03No, no, no, I'm fine
00:31:05I'll just be going
00:31:09We can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:31:12Nurse
00:31:13I've seen him look so angry
00:31:14Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all
00:31:18Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:31:23It was for a friend
00:31:25You liar, I saw you drinking from it
00:31:28Let me go
00:31:29I don't want to press charges
00:31:32Just a moment
00:31:33No
00:31:34No
00:31:35No
00:31:36No
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00:31:44Oh my god
00:31:46You're crazy, you're actually crazy
00:31:48Luke
00:31:49Please
00:31:50I can explain
00:31:51She's not right for you
00:31:54Breaking into my house
00:31:55Stealing my pager
00:31:56That's normal for you, Gina
00:31:58I get it
00:31:59But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about
00:32:04What's your name before?
00:32:05Who are you?
00:32:07Much opinions
00:32:08Should be affirmed
00:32:09The bigger than not only
00:32:10That is true
00:32:12I can explain
00:32:13If you have confused
00:32:15The stranger
00:32:16Who might put your plan
00:32:18Are you offended?
00:32:19She really is assumption
00:32:20She really is giờ
00:32:21Evidence
00:32:22She is also affirming
00:32:23She's not
00:32:24Actual
00:32:25Not as bad
00:32:25We're all
00:32:27The earlier
00:32:28In few minutes
00:32:30The earlier
00:32:31Do I
00:32:32Let's go!
00:32:37You bitch!
00:32:38You don't deserve him!
00:32:39Let's go!
00:32:42I knew she was psycho.
00:32:44You couldn't even hurt a flight even if someone paid you to.
00:32:47Thanks, Ev.
00:32:49Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:32:50I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:32:52Take the day.
00:32:57Let's go!
00:32:58Let's go!
00:32:59Let's go!
00:33:00Let's go!
00:33:02Someone's waiting for their new test drive, Cadillac Pissy.
00:33:07Let's go!
00:33:08Let's go!
00:33:12You came just to save me?
00:33:16You came just to save me?
00:33:17Of course I did.
00:33:18Of course I did.
00:33:22You came just to save me.
00:33:23You came just to save me.
00:33:24I knew that...
00:33:26I knew that...
00:33:27She stopped blowing my phone up.
00:33:28She was gonna come after you.
00:33:29So...
00:33:30I didn't stand to see you get hurt.
00:33:32She was just to save me.
00:33:46You when the chest are pretty hard.
00:33:55reject all of my advances and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a
00:33:59patient for me.
00:34:00What do you see in me?
00:34:04Or am I just...
00:34:05Entertainment to you.
00:34:07Entertainment?
00:34:08Sophie...
00:34:09If you were just entertainment...
00:34:10I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:34:12You're just...
00:34:14Young.
00:34:15I should leave you to hell.
00:34:20Unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:34:22Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN...
00:34:25doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:34:30What do you want?
00:34:35You're...
00:34:40Take me seriously.
00:34:45Get in the car.
00:34:47What?
00:34:48To where?
00:34:50Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:34:52What?
00:34:53Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:34:55You mean by...
00:34:56L chocolate games...
00:34:57Don't lose it already.
00:34:58It's really deep.
00:34:59It stays really deep.
00:35:00Let me go.
00:35:01I'm not interested.
00:35:02You've got a eaten.
00:35:03You've got a eaten?
00:35:04Look.
00:35:05I love it.
00:35:06I'm sure I'm feeling such a very special point of joy.
00:35:09You're looking for a mental fracture.
00:35:10I feel so good.
00:35:23family not go to a gala we're doing both my mother she hosts our clinics
00:35:28charity gala your vacation home your vacation home
00:35:33as in you have multiple wow mr millen
00:35:38it's good to have you home sir
00:35:43and you have a butler at your vacation mansion
00:35:48luke you're not just rich you're like old money what the hell
00:35:53okay i didn't say because i don't want to stress out the truth is yes my family's
00:35:58rich but we're not here to impress them we're here to show them that you're a part of my life
00:36:03and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:36:08so
00:36:13so
00:36:18is this the waitress that you've brought me lucas
00:36:23why is she dressed so frumpy
00:36:28i'm not hanging out
00:36:33what's going on what even am i to luke
00:36:38mother
00:36:43mother
00:36:45this is sophie my girlfriend
00:36:48girlfriend no way wait focus sophie manners
00:36:53nice to meet you miss miller
00:36:58what happened to the pretty one
00:37:03sheena
00:37:04sheena the dean's daughter the one i worked so hard to say
00:37:08mother
00:37:09mother
00:37:13again
00:37:14i just said this is my girlfriend
00:37:16and my date to the gala
00:37:18bye
00:37:18i have to remind you to an importance in my life again
00:37:20i'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly
00:37:23unless you
00:37:23want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with
00:37:27you ungrateful
00:37:29do
00:37:31it
00:37:33you
00:37:33Excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:37:35Oh, before we go,
00:37:36which room do you keep to bitches, Dior and-
00:37:38Versace, she needs some options for tonight.
00:37:42Fourth floor, third door.
00:37:43I'm honored with you.
00:37:45Thank you, mother.
00:37:47Good to see you.
00:37:48Good to see you.
00:37:53That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:37:58Oh, my God.
00:38:04Your brother has lost it.
00:38:06Get down here and handle this n-
00:38:08New, trashy arm candy.
00:38:13Good to see you.
00:38:14Good to see you.
00:38:15Good to see you.
00:38:19Is your mom always so-
00:38:21Narcissistic psychopath?
00:38:24Yeah.
00:38:26That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:38:28But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so-
00:38:33I come back every year.
00:38:34You care a lot about your patients.
00:38:36It's sweet.
00:38:37I do.
00:38:38Plus, the other perk is I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:38:43What does that mean?
00:38:44What does that mean?
00:38:48You know?
00:38:49It's crazy.
00:38:50It's like a piece.
00:38:51You know, it's not hard for me to walk.
00:38:52You know, it's faster than I don't.
00:38:53It's better than I do.
00:38:54I do it.
00:38:56Pretty good.
00:38:57I do it.
00:38:58But not sure I'll bring you down.
00:38:59You get to my journey.
00:39:01I have to keep going.
00:39:02You know, don't do it.
00:39:03Don't do it.
00:39:04I have to be bad.
00:39:06I am just gonna get to my family.
00:39:07I am so-
00:39:09tell me.
00:39:10That's fine.
00:39:12I have to be a good friend.
00:39:13I am so-
00:39:15I am so-
00:39:16I am so-
00:39:17I can't accept this. This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:39:22Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:39:27Why do you like me? I'm just a college student and you're...
00:39:32You. Dr. Trust Fund, baby. You're cultured, you're...
00:39:37Your parents host charity events. You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:39:41I do my laundry in a...
00:39:42If you have a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students, it's not too late to not...
00:39:47So see it with me.
00:39:52You.
00:39:53You.
00:39:57You.
00:39:58You.
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00:41:01You
00:41:06You
00:41:12Come back in
00:41:14I'm just giving you what you want
00:41:16Are you teasing me, mister?
00:41:21You're the one that wants to wait, doctor
00:41:26You
00:41:28You
00:41:31Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:41:35Can you zip me up, please?
00:41:36I suck.
00:41:41You know, I'm going to get you back for this.
00:41:46I'm going to get you back.
00:41:51Whatever you say, Doc.
00:41:56I'm going to get you back.
00:42:01That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:42:06She dunks my best friend?
00:42:08The gala is tonight.
00:42:10And Luke is supposed to have the Dean's daughter on his arm, not...
00:42:15strutting the campus mattress.
00:42:17Luke is an idiot.
00:42:20Don't pay an heiress for a barista.
00:42:24Don't worry, Mom.
00:42:25I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:42:30That's my girl.
00:42:35Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:42:39I promise you, you're going to be the most...
00:42:40beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:42:45You're good.
00:42:46...
00:42:50...
00:42:50...
00:42:54...
00:42:55Holy shit.
00:43:00Holy shit.
00:43:05It's not about being pretty. I just, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your
00:43:10rich friends. I've never even been to a charity auction. Wouldn't it make more sense?
00:43:15If we just met up at like a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:43:19You're so refreshing.
00:43:24You ready?
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Yeah.
00:43:28Yeah.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:32Yeah.
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:35Yeah.
00:43:36Yeah.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:38Yeah.
00:43:39Yeah.
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00:43:44Yeah.
00:43:45Yeah.
00:43:46You never said your brother's chef was so pretty. Why would you want to break them up?
00:43:50Shut up.
00:43:51There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:43:53If my brother marries a snow bunny, it's that of Gina.
00:43:56Yeah.
00:43:57Yeah.
00:43:58Yeah.
00:43:59Yeah.
00:44:00Yeah.
00:44:03I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:44:08This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic, myself and my girlfriend.
00:44:13Sophie Tisdale are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:44:16Cheers.
00:44:18Girlfriend?
00:44:23Not for long.
00:44:28Girlfriend?
00:44:29Girlfriend?
00:44:30Girlfriend?
00:44:33Girlfriend?
00:44:35Girlfriend?
00:44:36Girlfriend?
00:44:37Girlfriend?
00:44:38Good evening, everyone.
00:44:40Thank you so much for being here and our-
00:44:43a wonderful charity auction.
00:44:46Our first item.
00:44:48An all-expense-paid trip.
00:44:53To Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic vault.
00:44:58Located views, starting big, 5,000.
00:45:035,000, now six, 20 to six.
00:45:06Bora Bora after finals looks pretty good.
00:45:08Can I get...
00:45:10You need to come quick.
00:45:11My wife's having allergic reaction.
00:45:14You okay?
00:45:15Come.
00:45:16Let's go.
00:45:18Let's go.
00:45:20Let's go.
00:45:21Let's go.
00:45:22Let's go.
00:45:24What is it?
00:45:25My throat.
00:45:27Oh, you're not?
00:45:29Breathe.
00:45:30Breathe.
00:45:31Breathe.
00:45:32Breathe.
00:45:34You alright?
00:45:36You too.
00:45:38You're right.
00:45:38Number 12, $7,000 all-expense-paid trip to Borobor.
00:45:42Give him a round of applause.
00:45:43Congratulations!
00:45:45Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:45:48Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself...
00:45:53up for a date with a lucky man.
00:45:56Now, according to Miss Tisdale,
00:45:58she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:46:02What a husband!
00:46:03Missy, auctioning a blowjob?
00:46:06I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend...
00:46:08I mean, the poor guy is tending to a patient.
00:46:11I knew that you were too...
00:46:13too classless for this family.
00:46:15Poor Lukey.
00:46:17She hasn't...
00:46:18fooled.
00:46:19Trailer trash skank.
00:46:21Who let her kind in here?
00:46:23I...
00:46:24I wouldn't do that.
00:46:25I would never.
00:46:26I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:46:29Really, Sophie?
00:46:30No one wants you for a thousand?
00:46:32Phew!
00:46:33All right.
00:46:34Five hundred?
00:46:36All right.
00:46:37Five hundred for the porter.
00:46:38All right, girl.
00:46:40She's got student loans.
00:46:42Whatever that means.
00:46:43Where's Luke?
00:46:44Where's Luke?
00:46:45Where's Luke?
00:46:46Where's Luke?
00:46:49Three?
00:46:52I don't...
00:46:53It hurts.
00:46:54I don't see anything wrong here.
00:46:55No, my throat.
00:46:56It hurts.
00:46:57Don't throw me.
00:46:58I recognize you.
00:46:59You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:47:00What the hell is going on here?
00:47:01Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:47:03Patrick?
00:47:04Get out of my way.
00:47:05Why lower your standards?
00:47:06We're millionaires.
00:47:07She...
00:47:08I can't be a good fuck, but that's how else she'll ever be, man.
00:47:13You can talk about my girlfriend when you live a day.
00:47:18Without your daddy's money.
00:47:20Motherfucker.
00:47:22Perfect.
00:47:2350.
00:47:25400?
00:47:28Oh.
00:47:29All right.
00:47:30I mean, look.
00:47:32I know Sophie.
00:47:33She's just being modest.
00:47:34Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:47:38I'll help the young lady then.
00:47:40Maybe we could have some late night...
00:47:43study sessions, huh?
00:47:44Yeah.
00:47:45Sold.
00:47:46Sold for $400.
00:47:49Wow, Sophie.
00:47:50Looks like people really aren't in the market for you.
00:47:53Used goods.
00:47:54Ha, ha, ha.
00:47:55Ha, ha.
00:47:56Ha, ha.
00:47:57Ha, ha.
00:47:58Ha, ha.
00:47:59Ha, ha.
00:48:00Ha, ha.
00:48:01Ha, ha.
00:48:02Ha, ha.
00:48:03Used goods.
00:48:04That's rude, Serena.
00:48:05After you being the person that's had five abortions.
00:48:08in the last year.
00:48:09Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:48:13What was that you're saying about...
00:48:15class, Leticia, darling?
00:48:18Oh, god.
00:48:19Oh, god.
00:48:20Oh, god.
00:48:21Oh, god.
00:48:22Oh, god.
00:48:23You idiots! Get off the stage! We're leaving!
00:48:25Mom! He's embarrassing me!
00:48:28You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:48:31No need, my dear.
00:48:33Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you, after all.
00:48:38Of... this.
00:48:40But... but...
00:48:43No! No!
00:48:45Young man, that information you...
00:48:48You gave is illegal!
00:48:50You're a doctor!
00:48:51Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:48:53You wanna bid on my girlfriend?
00:48:55Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:48:58Why is she recovering from her boob job?
00:48:59No, no, no, no, no.
00:49:03No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:08Stephanie?
00:49:09Danny?
00:49:10Danny?
00:49:11Danny?
00:49:13Danny?
00:49:14Danny?
00:49:15Danny?
00:49:16Danny?
00:49:17Danny?
00:49:18Danny?
00:49:18Danny?
00:49:19Danny?
00:49:20Danny?
00:49:21Danny?
00:49:22Danny?
00:49:23Danny?
00:49:24Danny?
00:49:25Danny?
00:49:26Danny?
00:49:27Danny?
00:49:28Danny?
00:49:29Danny?
00:49:30Danny?
00:49:31Danny?
00:49:32Danny?
00:49:33Danny?
00:49:34Danny?
00:49:35Danny?
00:49:36Danny?
00:49:37Danny?
00:49:38Danny?
00:49:39Danny?
00:49:40Danny?
00:49:41Danny?
00:49:42Danny?
00:49:43Danny?
00:49:44Danny?
00:49:45Danny?
00:49:46Danny?
00:49:47Danny?
00:49:23in my only clinic that you all go to but I practice under the university so you can't touch
00:49:28me so unless you want me to air out your dirty laundry I suggest you cut very gently
00:49:33generous checks to the charity and then get the fuck out of my house
00:49:38let's go get to writing let's go everybody out
00:49:43you
00:49:48Where'd these assholes go?
00:49:52You didn't have to ruin it.
00:49:53If you were to ruin your charity event for me, I would have been okay.
00:49:55I'd do it a thousand times over.
00:49:57No one comes to me.
00:49:58I won't be like that.
00:49:59Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:50:03Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:50:06Alright.
00:50:18What are you looking for?
00:50:22What are you looking for?
00:50:23I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night...
00:50:28I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:50:33Right.
00:50:34Okay.
00:50:36Make me...
00:50:39An appletini.
00:50:41What?
00:50:42Seriously?
00:50:44Alright.
00:50:45So, vodka, lemon, and...
00:50:48Apple in court.
00:50:49Can we just...
00:50:50Choose something easier?
00:50:51You suck at being a rich kid.
00:50:53Move.
00:50:55Move.
00:50:56Move.
00:50:59Keep looking...
00:51:00Good job.
00:51:01Good job.
00:51:02Tick on you.
00:51:03Thank you!
00:51:08Alright, let's just make it simple.
00:51:11Body shots.
00:51:13I've never done that before.
00:51:16Seriously?
00:51:18What do you mean? You're like so old.
00:51:20I was trying to get into school. I didn't have time to...
00:51:23Do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:51:26He just said you're hot.
00:51:28Don't move, Sophie.
00:51:29Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:51:33I'll teach you.
00:51:35I'll teach you.
00:51:38Holy shit.
00:51:43That's it.
00:51:44That's it.
00:51:48I'll teach you.
00:51:49I'll teach you.
00:51:50I'll teach you.
00:51:51I'll teach you.
00:51:53I'll teach you.
00:51:55I'll teach you.
00:51:57I'll teach you.
00:51:58I'll teach you.
00:51:59I'll teach you.
00:52:00I'll teach you.
00:52:02I'll teach you.
00:52:03I'll teach you.
00:52:04Alright, I got the hang of that.
00:52:06Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:52:08Now or never, Sophie.
00:52:09Go for it.
00:52:10New rule.
00:52:11You can't choose the same place twice.
00:52:13Is that so?
00:52:16Then...
00:52:17Where are you gonna look?
00:52:18I'll teach you.
00:52:19I'll teach you.
00:52:20You can't choose the same place.
00:52:21I'll teach you.
00:52:22I'll teach you.
00:52:23Shame, shame
00:52:28You tryna play with my emotions
00:52:30Play, blame
00:52:33Only you feel like a devotion
00:52:35How'd you ever think
00:52:37You could pull this
00:52:38Shit
00:52:38Think you could get away with it
00:52:40Be careful what you give
00:52:42Cause you don't
00:52:43Know what you might get
00:52:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:52:53I'm sorry, was that
00:52:55You drive me fucking wild
00:52:58Luke, I'm ready
00:53:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:53:08Yeah, I'm an idiot
00:53:09Wait, what?
00:53:11Sophie, I want you fine
00:53:13I'm sorry
00:53:14Fuck
00:53:15Luke, no, no, no
00:53:17I'm talking
00:53:18I'm telling you that I'm ready
00:53:18I want to do this with you
00:53:20Lose my virginity
00:53:23Sophie
00:53:23Don't Sophie me
00:53:26That's so patronizing
00:53:28Like, I'm trying
00:53:31But I'm gonna be the person
00:53:33Responsible if you get hurt
00:53:34I don't want to be the guy
00:53:36That, you know, leads to you
00:53:37Ruining your
00:53:38Life
00:53:38I'm terrified of it
00:53:39It's this that hurts me
00:53:41What you're doing right now
00:53:41Rejecting me
00:53:43What would be so terrible
00:53:45About us being together
00:53:46Being here
00:53:46Sophie
00:53:48Did you see what happened
00:53:49To you today?
00:53:51I mean, my family sucks
00:53:53My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:53:55Of course I wouldn't
00:53:58Be with you
00:53:58But am I right for you?
00:54:01And you really want to
00:54:02Take on this much
00:54:03I might be a virgin
00:54:05But this whole
00:54:05It's not you
00:54:06It's me thing
00:54:07Is really
00:54:08Freshman year
00:54:13Sophie
00:54:13Where are you going?
00:54:15I'm calling a cab
00:54:15And going back to campus
00:54:16I can't deal with your
00:54:17Hot
00:54:18Hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:54:19You think you're doing me
00:54:20This favor
00:54:21But really
00:54:21You're just reminding me
00:54:22Of how
00:54:23Unfuckable I am
00:54:24Don't follow me
00:54:28Damn it
00:54:33Amen
00:54:38I guess I'm the first girl in the world.
00:54:43To be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:54:48To be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:54:53To be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:54:58What's the point in talking to me now? You've rejected me thrice.
00:55:03Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring? Nope.
00:55:08Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:55:11So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:55:13All to myself.
00:55:18What?
00:55:19You heard me.
00:55:21Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:55:24Seriously?
00:55:26You're into this?
00:55:28Like you might want to like hook up?
00:55:30Hell yeah I would.
00:55:32Maybe we can start.
00:55:33With a kiss.
00:55:34Wow.
00:55:35I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:55:37Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:55:38I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:55:43I was.
00:55:45What did you just say?
00:55:48I'm a virgin.
00:55:49I'm a virgin.
00:55:50I'm a virgin.
00:55:51I'm a virgin.
00:55:53I'm a virgin.
00:55:54I'm a virgin.
00:55:55I'm a virgin.
00:55:56I'm a virgin.
00:55:57Aw cute.
00:55:58Excuse me?
00:55:59Too much work.
00:56:00You're probably super clingy too.
00:56:02You should just go back.
00:56:03Back to your dorm sweetie.
00:56:06Sweetie?
00:56:07I'm a senior.
00:56:08That's even sadder.
00:56:12You were just in the-
00:56:13Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:56:16You're obviously a nice girl.
00:56:18But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:56:19You know?
00:56:20You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get-
00:56:23Messy.
00:56:24And-
00:56:25Blech.
00:56:26Sorry.
00:56:28What?
00:56:29I'm black.
00:56:33I'm black.
00:56:34I'm black.
00:56:35I'm black.
00:56:36I'm black.
00:56:37I'm white.
00:56:38on this $80,000 dress, and I can't even get a stupid horny practice-
00:56:43guy to get with me, he would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:56:48Oh, and Luke, of course, Luke-
00:56:53on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me and I guess he was just so repulsed
00:56:57that-
00:56:58then he wouldn't need to see more.
00:57:02You know what?
00:57:03You know what?
00:57:04I don't know.
00:57:05I don't know.
00:57:06I don't know.
00:57:08I don't know.
00:57:17Like, I like everybody else.
00:57:20Thanks, Luke.
00:57:22Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:57:24You're at the hospital right now, bro.
00:57:26Oh! Oh, look at me! I'm a...
00:57:27I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor
00:57:29and I'm also hot as fuck and I just love to leave.
00:57:32Girls on with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:57:37Say something, asshole.
00:57:40Can I come get you right now, please?
00:57:42We can, what, not have sex?
00:57:44Yeah, I don't think so.
00:57:45I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have sex.
00:57:47I don't know, the decency to not lead me on.
00:57:50Guys, what guys?
00:57:51Someone...
00:57:52Can I do something to you?
00:57:53Of course not.
00:57:54They...
00:57:55They said I was too messy.
00:57:57And too much.
00:57:58And I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:58:02You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:58:07I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:58:08I'm coming to get you.
00:58:09Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:58:12We will have to help you.
00:58:14...
00:58:22So, hey, wake up.
00:58:27I got you, come on.
00:58:32I got you, come on.
00:58:37I got you, come on.
00:58:42I got you, come on.
00:58:47I got you, come on.
00:58:52I got you, come on.
00:58:53I'm fine.
00:58:54Just bottle water in two of these in the morning.
00:58:56I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is going to hit her hard.
00:59:01Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:59:06I don't know.
00:59:07I don't know.
00:59:11I don't know.
00:59:12I don't know.
00:59:13I don't know.
00:59:14I don't know.
00:59:15I don't know.
00:59:17I don't know.
00:59:18I don't know.
00:59:19I don't know.
00:59:20I don't know.
00:59:22I don't know.
00:59:23I don't know.
00:59:24I don't know.
00:59:25I don't know.
00:59:26I don't know.
00:59:27I don't know.
00:59:28I don't know.
00:59:29I don't know.
00:59:30I don't know.
00:59:31I don't know.
00:59:32You feel like shit.
00:59:33You.
00:59:34I don't know.
00:59:35You look like shit.
00:59:36But like a million bucks.
00:59:37So is this a gift from...
00:59:39I don't know.
00:59:40Everly, the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover...
00:59:44worse is hearing his name.
00:59:46He led me on and then left me for dead.
00:59:49But Luke brought you back to the...
00:59:51Ev!
00:59:52I don't want to hear it.
00:59:54I'm done having my time wasted.
00:59:57I guess I'm just too much worse.
00:59:59I don't want to work as a virgin.
01:00:00So I've decided...
01:00:04I'm not a virgin anymore.
01:00:05Huh?
01:00:06Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
01:00:09People...
01:00:10Guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby...
01:00:13Unless I...
01:00:14Stop acting like one...
01:00:15And...
01:00:16Looking like one.
01:00:19I need you...
01:00:20To help me look slutty.
01:00:24I need you...
01:00:25No way, my...
01:00:26No way.
01:00:27My...
01:00:28No way.
01:00:29I'm not...
01:00:29going to do that. You're not going to help me look sexy? Why not? So if you are sexy. I'm
01:00:34not slutty sexy. Guys, don't go for that. I look like a nun.
01:00:39Librarian. I'm giving off. Don't fuck. Snoozefest. Boring.
01:00:44So as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy.
01:00:49The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
01:00:54Warm me up.
01:00:59You're welcome.
01:01:04You're welcome.
01:01:09Perfect.
01:01:14You're welcome.
01:01:19Have it my way when I do it, I just do it, do it, do it. Have it my way when I do it, I just do it.
01:01:24Do it, do it, do it.
01:01:25Living my way when I do it, I can't do it, let me know.
01:01:29If you can do it, let me know.
01:01:31If you can do it, let me know.
01:01:33I'm afraid if I.
01:01:34Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
01:01:38There's no way.
01:01:39That goes off.
01:01:41Yeah, it is.
01:01:43That's Sophie Tisdale?
01:01:44Dude, the makeover is actually working.
01:01:47Everyone's looking at you.
01:01:48Good.
01:01:49If the news gets back to Luke, I mean more.
01:01:51Hmm.
01:01:54Oh, there he is.
01:01:58Are you going to save me?
01:01:59Do you want to do something?
01:02:03Holy shit.
01:02:04Sophie?
01:02:05No.
01:02:06I'm just going to make you regret everything.
01:02:08Mmm.
01:02:09Bye.
01:02:10Bye.
01:02:11Bye.
01:02:12Bye.
01:02:13Bye.
01:02:14Bye.
01:02:15Thanks, babe.
01:02:16Anytime.
01:02:17Beautiful.
01:02:19Bye.
01:02:20Bye.
01:02:24Bye.
01:02:25Bye.
01:02:26Bye.
01:02:27Bye.
01:02:28Bye.
01:02:29Bye.
01:02:30Bye.
01:02:31Bye.
01:02:32Bye.
01:02:33Bye.
01:02:34Bye.
01:02:35Bye.
01:02:36Bye.
01:02:37Bye.
01:02:38Bye.
01:02:39Bye.
01:02:40Bye.
01:02:41Bye.
01:02:42Bye.
01:02:43Bye.
01:02:44Bye.
01:02:45Bye.
01:02:47We don't get the doctor.
01:02:47Sophie.
01:02:48What is this?
01:02:49You're dressed different.
01:02:50You're acting different.
01:02:51I don't get it.
01:02:49Whoops, let me get that for you.
01:03:00So did you want a coffee?
01:03:01The ab shining is on the house.
01:03:05Is this like a punishment?
01:03:06I mean, if it is, I get it,
01:03:07but throwing yourself at other guys, it's not you.
01:03:09That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:03:12I gave you a chance.
01:03:14And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:03:16and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process.
01:03:18Hey, uh...
01:03:19We're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:03:21They don't land fair.
01:03:22You should come.
01:03:24She's got plans.
01:03:26Actually, I don't.
01:03:28My first frapp-
01:03:29Party invite?
01:03:30Wow.
01:03:31This whole Hawkgirl act is actually working.
01:03:34Bring you home, girl.
01:03:35God's gonna love you.
01:03:36I will.
01:03:37See you tonight.
01:03:40You're not going to bed.
01:03:41Newsflash.
01:03:42You're not my boyfriend.
01:03:43You could've-
01:03:44But you didn't want the baggage.
01:03:45That's not true.
01:03:46Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:03:49This is a sexy, very booby outfit.
01:03:53Go, go, go!
01:03:55Sophie, I'm not gonna let you throw your life away
01:03:56just because of me, alright?
01:03:57We're gonna do this fucking frat party
01:03:59when I'm 36 years old.
01:04:00I will.
01:04:05What could you have possibly been in that?
01:04:08Oh, that was-
01:04:09Sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:04:10Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:04:12Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:04:14I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend.
01:04:20Everly, not funny.
01:04:22Imagine being old as-
01:04:24Yes, Luke's stuck at this stupid hospital
01:04:26and he gets a text from you in this.
01:04:28If he hasn't-
01:04:29If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:04:31How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games
01:04:33with a guy that I have-
01:04:34I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:04:35Hey, whatever helps you get over him.
01:04:37Okay?
01:04:39Red push-up bra?
01:04:41Pink.
01:04:42Red push-up bra?
01:04:43Pink.
01:04:44Red.
01:04:49Red push-up bra?
01:04:50Rhonda-
01:05:05Red push-up bra?
01:05:07Okay?
01:05:08Right.
01:05:13I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:05:17Sorry.
01:05:18Rules.
01:05:23I have at least three chicks with you.
01:05:28Idiot.
01:05:32I have to eat.
01:05:33I have to get to it.
01:05:34Where is it, man?
01:05:39Stop being shy.
01:05:40You look hot.
01:05:43See?
01:05:46Wait.
01:05:47Hand me your phone.
01:05:48See?
01:05:49Why?
01:05:52Because...
01:05:53I'm taking a 0.5 and...
01:05:58I'm sending it to Luke.
01:06:00No.
01:06:01Yes!
01:06:04I'm good anywhere.
01:06:05I don't pay a fee.
01:06:06VIP with the bosses.
01:06:07That's...
01:06:08I gotta have...
01:06:09I have to get to her.
01:06:10Where is it?
01:06:13My wrist on foes.
01:06:14Never missing any meals.
01:06:15I feel like LeBron.
01:06:16Cause I get the...
01:06:18I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:06:23He opened it immediately.
01:06:25He's so lit.
01:06:27Welcome to the...
01:06:28Party.
01:06:34I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:06:36He opened it immediately.
01:06:38He's so lit.
01:06:39Welcome to the party.
01:06:40Welcome to the party.
01:06:41Welcome to the party.
01:06:44Welcome to the party.
01:06:46Welcome to the party.
01:06:47Welcome to the party.
01:06:48Woo!
01:06:50Hell yeah!
01:06:53Looks a little bit like I can't miss
01:06:55This is what you pop
01:06:58I can't miss you
01:07:00I can't miss you
01:07:02I can't miss you
01:07:03It's just not the same when it's not him
01:07:06Sophie, Sophie, Sophie
01:07:08Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie
01:07:13Sophie, Sophie, Sophie
01:07:15Woo!
01:07:17Oh my god!
01:07:18Woo!
01:07:19Woo!
01:07:20Woo!
01:07:21Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:07:23Woo!
01:07:24Woo!
01:07:25Woo!
01:07:26Woo!
01:07:28Woo!
01:07:29Woo!
01:07:30Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:07:32Hi!
01:07:33Woo!
01:07:34Woo!
01:07:35Yeah!
01:07:36Just give me a second, guys
01:07:38Did he come here just-
01:07:42Did he come here just-
01:07:43Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:07:44Woo!
01:07:45Woo!
01:07:46Woo!
01:07:47Woo!
01:07:48You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:07:50Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all, Lou
01:07:52That's a lie
01:07:53Can you talk?
01:07:54Come on, Sophie!
01:07:55Come on, Sophie!
01:07:56Come on, Sophie!
01:07:57Come on, Sophie!
01:07:58Let's play spin the bottle!
01:08:00Coming, my friend here's just leaving
01:08:03Actually, I'll join
01:08:05What?
01:08:06No
01:08:07Don't let me go here!
01:08:08Bye!
01:08:09Bye!
01:08:10Bye!
01:08:11Bye!
01:08:12Bye!
01:08:13Bye!
01:08:14Bye!
01:08:15Who's going first?
01:08:18I'll spin
01:08:19Do you think he's a TA?
01:08:21I hope it lands on me
01:08:23He seems experienced
01:08:24He seems experienced
01:08:28Bye!
01:08:29Bye!
01:08:31Bye!
01:08:32Bye!
01:08:33Bye!
01:08:35Bye!
01:08:36Bye!
01:08:37Bye!
01:08:38Sophie and Luke to the closet
01:08:42Roll the roll
01:08:43As soon as the seven minutes are up
01:08:44I want out
01:08:48Bye!
01:08:49Bye!
01:08:53Bye!
01:08:54Bye!
01:08:59Can we talk like adults?
01:09:00Can we fuck like adults?
01:09:02Can we fuck like adults?
01:09:03Bye!
01:09:04Bye!
01:09:05Bye!
01:09:06Bye!
01:09:07Bye!
01:09:08Bye!
01:09:09Bye!
01:09:10Bye!
01:09:11Bye!
01:09:12Bye!
01:09:13Bye!
01:09:18Bye!
01:09:19Bye!
01:09:23Bye!
01:09:28Bye!
01:09:29Bye!
01:09:30Bye!
01:09:31How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:09:33Bye!
01:09:34Bye!
01:09:35Bye!
01:09:38Bye!
01:09:43Bye!
01:09:44Bye!
01:09:48Bye!
01:09:49Bye!
01:09:53Bye!
01:09:58Bye!
01:10:03Bye!
01:10:04Bye!
01:10:05Bye!
01:10:06Bye!
01:10:07Bye!
01:10:08Bye!
01:10:10Bye!
01:10:13Bye!
01:10:14Bye!
01:10:15Bye!
01:10:17Bye!
01:10:18Bye!
01:10:23Bye!
01:10:28Bye!
01:10:33Bye!
01:10:34Bye!
01:10:35Bye!
01:10:36So, how was it?
01:10:37Bye!
01:10:38Bye!
01:10:38Bye!
01:10:39Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:10:41I'm gonna spin again.
01:10:43Bye!
01:10:44Bye!
01:10:45Bye!
01:10:46Bye!
01:10:47Bye!
01:10:48Bye!
01:10:49Bye!
01:10:53Bye!
01:10:54Bye!
01:10:55Bye!
01:10:56Bye!
01:10:57Bye!
01:10:58Bye!
01:10:59Bye!
01:11:00Bye!
01:11:01Bye!
01:11:02Bye!
01:11:03Bye!
01:11:08Bye!
01:11:09Bye!
01:11:13Bye!
01:11:14Bye!
01:11:15Bye!
01:11:16Bye!
01:11:17Bye!
01:11:18I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:11:19So.
01:11:20I'm warning you...
01:11:21I...
01:11:22You relax.
01:11:23I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:11:25Really? But all the rumors!
01:11:28Look, everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:11:31Derek says that you put your legs...
01:11:33...behind your head?
01:11:35I don't even know, Derek.
01:11:37I'm sorry.
01:11:38I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:11:41I'm so screwed.
01:11:43Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:11:47They're gonna...
01:11:48They're gonna kill me.
01:11:49No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:11:51No, they're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:11:53Wait!
01:11:55I'll help you.
01:11:57How?
01:11:58What's next?
01:11:59When Привет Jamais did this happen for the new YouTube part of Europe?
01:12:08I'll answer this question for you.
01:12:13Image of Eiweтя of We appreciate how powerful this you are.
01:12:19To Sebastien.
01:12:21Oh, how cool the new worldYA?
01:12:23Boy, did you know the new episodeings?
01:12:26upside down for all I care just as long as Luke overhears
01:12:31I owe you
01:12:36Noah are you in there
01:12:41oh yeah it's getting crazy
01:12:46oh that's enough
01:12:51selfie you open the damn door
01:12:56okay ready it's working
01:13:01oh you really want to piss him off
01:13:03he deserves it
01:13:06oh
01:13:11I love you
01:13:16You
01:13:21You
01:13:26What's the problem doctor?
01:13:31What the fuck were you doing to me with him?
01:13:33Well...
01:13:36First I unzipped his pants
01:13:38And then I saw his cock
01:13:41I...
01:13:43I...
01:13:45I...
01:13:46I am.
01:13:48You don't know that.
01:13:51You know you belong to me.
01:13:55Correct.
01:13:56I am out.
01:14:01Yeah, girl, I'm back up in the street.
01:14:06So I don't really got time to fuss and buy.
01:14:11I don't want to wait you.
01:14:14Really got time.
01:14:16Yo.
01:14:19Get out.
01:14:21You know what's up, but you ain't psychic.
01:14:23Told you nothing going down, but you ain't like.
01:14:26I need a saw from you.
01:14:29I need a saw from you.
01:14:31I don't want to.
01:14:36Me too.
01:14:41I need a saw from you.
01:14:42I'll have to.
01:14:43I'll have to.
01:14:44I'll have to.
01:14:45No.
01:14:46You
01:14:51What
01:14:53Don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:14:56No
01:14:57No, I'm not changing my mind
01:14:59I'm just kicking myself
01:15:02Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:15:05You fucking
01:15:06You're an idiot
01:15:08You are
01:15:11You're
01:15:12You're
01:15:13You're
01:15:14You're
01:15:15You're
01:15:16You're
01:15:18You're
01:15:19You're
01:15:20You're
01:15:21You're
01:15:22You're
01:15:23You're
01:15:24You're
01:15:25You're
01:15:26You're
01:15:26I'm back up in this trap.
01:15:31Yes, you better take that.
01:15:32Someone better be dying.
01:15:34Oh, it's a code blue.
01:15:36They are.
01:15:41I'm sorry, Sophie, I have to go.
01:15:46I've been burned too many times.
01:15:48Are we ever going to do this look?
01:15:51Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:15:56I promise we're going to do this.
01:15:59We ought.
01:16:00But not.
01:16:01In some shitty fat house, you deserve better than that.
01:16:06Better how?
01:16:10You give a passport, right?
01:16:11You give a passport, right?
01:16:17So, sexy underwear?
01:16:19Check.
01:16:20A jacket?
01:16:21Check.
01:16:22The bikini.
01:16:23Where exactly is he taking you?
01:16:25He didn't tell me.
01:16:26Crap, he's here.
01:16:29Crap, he's here.
01:16:31Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:16:33Oh my God.
01:16:37No way.
01:16:41No way.
01:16:41This man's insane. He's actually psycho.
01:16:44On the other hand...
01:16:46Crazy makes for good sex.
01:16:48Guilty soldier.
01:16:51Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:16:55He's not.
01:16:56A bunch of times on my behalf.
01:16:58It's finally happening.
01:17:01I already took that spot.
01:17:06How would you get me in?
01:17:13Cool.
01:17:16How would you feel about the heat?
01:17:18You hadn't noticed more.
01:17:21Wait.
01:17:23I've noticed I can't find it.
01:17:26I want to make anuation and say...
01:17:29I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:17:34This is so psychotic.
01:17:39Am I really worth all this?
01:17:43It's the first times.
01:17:44Are we flying domestically or internationally today?
01:17:49International.
01:17:54International.
01:17:55International.
01:17:56International.
01:17:58International.
01:17:59International.
01:18:02Look, if you don't give me back my...
01:18:04In the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:18:06I'm sorry.
01:18:07I just didn't want to ruin the surprise.
01:18:09You ready?
01:18:15A croissant?
01:18:17You flew me nine hours?
01:18:19First, for some base trees?
01:18:21It's a hit.
01:18:22Go look at the view.
01:18:23You'll know where we are.
01:18:24You'll see.
01:18:25It's a sillgh.
01:18:26It's a snail.
01:18:27It's a blip.
01:18:28You're the first time to come outside field.
01:18:29I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:18:30Let's go.
01:18:31Today, I'm going to win a win.
01:18:32You want to win something?
01:18:33So what?
01:18:34I'm gonna take care of my종il bear.
01:18:36We are going to win a win.
01:18:37I'll be sorry, so I'm going to win.
01:18:39I'll be fine.
01:18:40I won't win a win.
01:18:41I'm going to win.
01:18:42We are a winner, I won't win a win.
01:18:44I won't win.
01:18:45I won't win a win.
01:18:46I won't win the win.
01:18:47I won't win the win.
01:18:48I'll win a win.
01:18:49I'll win a win!
01:18:50I'll win the win.
01:18:51I won't win!
01:18:57You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:18:59I think you should take your clothes off.
01:19:02I think you should take your clothes off.
01:19:07Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:19:12I think you should take your clothes off.
01:19:17I think you should take your clothes off.
01:19:21I think you should take your clothes off.
01:19:22It's finally happening.
01:19:27I think you should take your clothes off.
01:19:32I think you should take your clothes off.
01:19:37I think you should take your clothes off.
01:19:41I think you should take your clothes off.
01:19:52I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:19:55You know, it was weird when you were my customer.
01:19:57And it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:20:00Is it weird that even in some...
01:20:02Something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:20:04I don't know.
01:20:05I don't know.
01:20:07I don't know.
01:20:09Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:20:11She's all yours.
01:20:14Miss Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill...
01:20:19Your birth control prescription.
01:20:21Yes.
01:20:22We performed a routine analysis of...
01:20:24Your urine sample.
01:20:25I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:20:27We're unable to...
01:20:29To fulfill your request.
01:20:30Laureen, don't tell me.
01:20:34I'm sorry?
01:20:35Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:20:39I'll give you two a moment.
01:20:42I'll give you two a moment.
01:20:44Take care.
01:20:45Bye.
01:20:49I'm so sorry.
01:20:51I don't know how this happened.
01:20:53I was trying.
01:20:54I was trying to be safe.
01:20:56Wow.
01:20:57What do you think the odds are?
01:20:591.6 in 100?
01:21:01You probably hate me.
01:21:04As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:21:09Graduations in a month and we'll be able to do it together.
01:21:141.6 in 100?
01:21:19Sophie, I'm all in.
01:21:242.5 in 100?
01:21:252.5 in 100?
01:21:262.5 in 100?
01:21:272.3 in 100?
01:21:282.5 in 100?
01:21:29You
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