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00:00Oh my god my glasses fell off! My glasses! My glasses! Jack turn around! Jack turn around!
00:11Jack turn around!
00:30Oh golly!
00:34Down the hill?!
00:37This is how you knock down a papaya.
00:49Two in a row.
01:03Sorry, that's alright.
01:05We shouldn't be doing a selfie while we're on the driveway.
01:10We shouldn't be doing a selfie while we're on the driveway.
01:12Focus on the driveway.
01:14Okay, sorry, okay.
01:15Hey tractor.
01:16No, say hi guys.
01:18I can't do it anymore.
01:20Say it once.
01:21I can't do it anymore.
01:22Let's do it.
01:30About as close to cardio as I'm going to get right here.
01:35Reporting on the snow.
01:48I mean, it's in the streets.
01:51We're just going to be kicking in.
01:56Oh, we're going to Sydney, Australia.
02:02Oh, did you see that fly?
02:04Oh, did you see that fly?
02:06Oh my gosh.
02:12She was staring.
02:14I'm melting the butter right now.
02:17So today I'm going to be doing like...
02:22Today we're going to be doing a manual.
02:24This is how you ride a bike.
02:29This is how you ride a bike.
02:33This is not how you ride a bike.
02:37You're rhyming out in her hands.
02:38Oh!
02:39Oh my God!
02:46Now.
02:48I got it!
02:50Hey Mella, I got your skirt.
02:53But here's the thing.
02:58Take your eye out!
03:00It comes with...
03:01This?
03:14What the...
03:16Hi guys, welcome to my channel.
03:17Look what I made.
03:21Say hey!
03:22Hey girl!
03:23Hi!
03:29Mommy, I dropped your phone in the toilet.
03:33Bike riding with my buddy somewhere behind me.
03:40I don't see you!
03:41Ah!
03:43Ah!
03:44Ah!
03:46Oh my God!
03:50Ah!
03:51They're ready to come down, make the video.
03:53But today actually...
03:55Ah!
03:58We're going to be showing you how we built the slide.
04:01As you can see while I'm heading down,
04:03I'm just stepping on the bark.
04:06Because I trust it that much.
04:08But...
04:10Whoa!
04:14How many of you have ever experienced this?
04:19One day you have it.
04:25Okay, so I couldn't find the timer.
04:27So I'll just...
04:29I won't...
04:30Okay.
04:34But um...
04:35Um...
04:38Oh!
04:52Welcome to...
04:54How to train your dog!
04:55You can see how well...
04:58See...
04:59How well trained he is.
05:03Stop!
05:04Let's go!
05:05Then we'll get back!
05:06No!
05:08No!
05:09Drop!
05:10No!
05:12We're pulling up in here!
05:13No!
05:14No!
05:15No!
05:16No!
05:17No!
05:18I forgot that I actually have to pull it on.
05:20No!
05:21No!
05:22No!
05:23No!
05:24No!
05:26No!
05:27No!
05:29No!
05:30No!
05:31No!
05:32No!
05:33I have my mom's credit card, can I buy this?
05:35Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
05:37Ow!
05:39Ow!
05:41Ow!
05:43You're done! You're done!
05:45Oh my god, hey!
05:47Oh my god, oh my god!
05:49Please let go for a second!
05:55Yes!
05:57Oh my god!
05:59Oh my god!
06:01I'm literally walking
06:05in the safari.
06:07I have to go pee
06:09and I need to...
06:19That entertainment is...
06:21I just wanna check up on you.
06:25Living vicarious
06:27here.
06:31Taylor's killing. She's thriving.
06:33She's living.
06:35No matter what you are.
06:37No matter what you are.
06:39Oh god!
06:41Somebody just ate dinner.
06:43Say hi!
06:45You have a...
06:47Oh!
06:49You okay?
06:51Doing great, Carl.
06:53No matter what you are.
06:55Oh god!
06:57Somebody just ate dinner.
06:59Say hi!
07:01Oh!
07:03Thank you, man.
07:15So this is what I do on my break.
07:17Look at this!
07:19Look at this!
07:21Oh!
07:27You have to drive
07:29safe and slowly enough
07:31so that that phone does not
07:33come crashing down.
07:37You jinxed it, Mom!
07:39We'll do it this style.
07:41She...
07:43Who's that lady behind us?
07:45What's happening here?
07:47She's smiling anyway.
07:49Alright.
07:51I did the shopping today.
07:52Yeah, she did.
07:53Where's my phone?
07:55Um...
07:56I'm gonna call it?
07:57Well, my ringer's not on.
07:59Oh, it's right there!
08:04Alright, here we go.
08:09Criminals never wait till
08:119% of you!
08:16Oh god!
08:17Ready?
08:18Dad, you're recording!
08:19No, I'm not!
08:20I'm taking a picture!
08:21You're recording it!
08:22No, just...
08:23I'm taking a picture.
08:24Ready?
08:25Ready?
08:26Come on!
08:27Go away!
08:28Go away!
08:29No one likes you!
08:32No one likes you!
08:33No one likes you!
08:39Look at this house!
08:42Ah!
08:43Cheese!
08:44Cheese!
08:45Cheese!
08:46Cheese!
08:47Okay, add that boo boo!
08:48Cheese!
08:49Cheese!
08:50Cheese!
08:51Cheese!
08:52Cheese!
08:53Cheese!
08:54Cheese!
08:55Oh!
08:56Oh!
08:57See you later!
08:59My tooth fell out!
09:01My tooth fell out!
09:02My tooth fell out!
09:03My tooth fell out!
09:04My tooth fell out!
09:05My tooth fell out!
09:06My tooth fell out!
09:21Give them a good shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
09:24I don't even wanna know what I think just happened.
09:27Oh, don't talk!
09:29No, I don't get it!
09:31I don't get it!
09:33I don't get it!
09:35I don't get it!
09:37Cheaper!
09:39Cheaper!
09:41Cheaper, no!
09:43Cheaper, no!
09:45No!
09:47Ah!
09:51Reporting live from my house
09:55in
09:57my new rollerblade!
10:11I'm making some amazing food.
10:15You see that? You ever see some rice look like that?
10:21Whip it out!
10:25Whip it out!
10:27Whip it out!
10:29Whip it out!
10:31Whip it out!
10:33This is how you know you're a mom for real.
10:35Whip it out!
10:37Whip it out!
10:39Whip it out!
10:41Whip it out!
10:43Whip it out!
10:45Whip it out!
10:47Whip it out!
10:49It's gone!
10:51We have our really, really pretty red.
10:53We're going to set you back up and...
10:57Delaney, hold it, hold it, hold it.
10:59Delaney, no!
11:01Delaney, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
11:03Delaney, no!
11:05You don't need this Windex.
11:07Holy smokes!
11:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:15So first I have this ultra rare, like, miniature poppet.
11:21The pops are so...
11:23Jack!
11:28Cheesh!
11:29Okay, real quick, here you go, you pull it, and there you go, and then you, oh, oh, oh,
11:57oh, my God, don't buy this, so I was gonna show you, I was gonna show you, you know what I'm eating
12:18for supper, hi guys, I'm just doing my morning routine, so right now, I'm gonna show you
12:33like, cut, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen,
12:48cornbread, cornbread, cornbread,
13:03cornbread, you wanna extend your arms out.
13:19You're recording.
13:25It's recording.
13:27And Mama don't have a brawler.
13:34And I have some special guests to help me sing happy birthday to you today.
13:39Ready?
13:41Happy birthday to you.
13:44Ow!
13:45Ow!
13:47Ow!
13:48Let go!
13:49Did you know that the average cherry tomato takes roughly 50 to 65 days to grow and ripen?
13:58Yeah.
13:59And then within a few seconds, it's down the hatch.
14:02Example A.
14:16Maybe not do that next time.
14:17Ah, check it out.
14:20It's still in one piece.
14:24It's not bad.
14:25Thanks for taking us out, man.
14:28We had a good time.
14:30What are you doing?
14:31Whoa!
14:32Whoa!
14:32Whoa!
14:33Oh!
14:33Oh!
14:34Oh!
14:34Oh!
14:35Oh!
14:35Oh!
14:36Oh!
14:36Oh!
14:37Oh!
14:37Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:39Oh!
14:39Oh!
14:40Oh!
14:41Oh!
14:42Oh!
14:43Oh!
14:44Oh!
14:45Oh!
15:06Oh!
15:06Oh!
15:07get into it why is my
15:37the pants making sure they're not biting me the pants are from target hey the shirt is from amazon
15:51are you admiring yourself the necklace is from
15:53come push oh boy why are you going to get me you make it so weird wait wait wait wait wait wait you ain't
16:23you know what you better not never look for me to have your back on nothing do you understand
16:32what you wanted me to do
16:41oh it's on site
16:53oh
16:59where am i going oh i think sunny just ate both of our dough
17:03for real yes
17:23okay bud what are we going to have
17:35yes hey bud what kind of baby are we going to have
17:43have
17:51what kind of baby are we going to have
17:53have
17:54what kind of baby are we going to have
18:00i have chocolate oh my gosh what are we going to have
18:15oh you've got my earrings oh no you can't have my earrings
18:19oh
18:34all right i'm doing this video it's going to be so quick
18:37okay
18:39ah sorry trouble but hold on stop
18:43hi i'm his dad
18:44stop
18:48that's those are not my parents
18:52that's what you don't get
18:53hey guys we're here just having some fun
18:57my wife didn't uh want to let us catch frogs anymore
19:02but uh that's okay because we brought a frog to her
19:18happy birthday lisa so i got her this cute fries before guys notebook and then this cute little bath bomb macaroon
19:24and then a cute unicorn chocolate and these cute donut erasers and then this cute wine rack and this cute tumbler
19:35yes baby
19:38that's enough
19:54so
19:57the
19:59yeah
20:02here
20:02now
20:05me
20:07yeah
20:13me
20:14yeah
20:14yeah
20:15yeah
20:18yeah
20:20yeah
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