00:00You're not laughing at a woman's very funny joke.
00:19The defendant is charged with misogyny in the first degree.
00:23He is a white, straight, cisgendered male.
00:25I rest my case, Your Honor.
00:27Well, I've heard enough.
00:30I sentence the defendant to death.
00:36I'm gonna die!
00:38Oh, black and wise one, please tell us what to do.
00:41Just as the elders foretold, this is Narmageddon.
00:47We're all in grave danger.
00:49Without our virtue signal, this is no longer a safe space.
00:54Nah, these will be good thongs, you dog.
00:56You speak of the prophecy.
00:58The chosen one will venture out into the real world, and reclaim the victimhood from its
01:03ancient resting place, and wield its awesome power, and save the world from the oppressive
01:07colonizers to become the coolest, wokest, most compassionate person ever.
01:12I'll do it.
01:13I'll accept the call to adventure.
01:15Oh my god, that's so cringe.
01:20All my life I've tried to be progressive.
01:28I've grown up believing that I'm too privileged to be treated equally, and that I deserve to
01:32be enslaved and beaten up and shattered every day.
01:35I'm starting to think that maybe this isn't a progressive paradise after all.
01:41But what would I know?
01:42I'm just a dumb white guy.
01:43My opinion doesn't matter.
01:45Kill me!
01:45Get in.
01:58You
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