00:01Looney Tunes presents Sports Made Simple
00:04Ice Hockey
00:07Ah, hockey.
00:09A game of speed, skill, and...
00:12Whoa!
00:13Full-on body slams?
00:15Hey, that's not fair.
00:17Black Jack Shellac does not play fair.
00:22Okay, seriously?
00:24That's a clear violation.
00:26Like my state, they are cutting edge.
00:29Hope you don't mind me being so blunt.
00:33Cage!
00:34Is this a hockey game or a cage match?
00:41Boo!
00:42This guy's breaking every rule in the book.
00:45Doesn't he know what a penalty is?
00:47Hockey's fast, intense, and full of contact.
00:51But it's got lots of rules for a reason.
00:54Break one, and you'll get a penalty,
00:57which might just send you to the dreaded penalty box.
01:00Or as some call it, the cooler, the bad box, or the seeding.
01:06Take your pick.
01:07One of the penalties that will land you in the penalty box is cross-checking.
01:12That's when you push or hit a player with both hands on your skin.
01:15Another penalty is called slashing.
01:18That's when you swing your hockey stick at another player.
01:21Ouch!
01:22Also, tripping a player or hooking it with your hockey stick will land you in the penalty box.
01:28So play nice!
01:30Fine.
01:31If they won't give him a penalty, I will.
01:34Time to think outside the box.
01:37The penalty box, that is.
01:39No!
01:40That's it!
01:41No more, Mr. Nightshalloc!
01:42All right, pal.
01:43Let's dance!
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02:12It's just a hockey game.
02:13You don't have to beat yourself up about it.
