00:00Oh!
00:29Okay, I forgot to tell you, okay, there's this, like, carpenter, like, gold mine up in this tree.
00:34It's, like, here.
00:37Look, it's, like, this, like, nasty rotten apple and stuff, and they're, like, all up in there.
00:42Go up.
00:44Hold this way.
00:45Yeah.
00:46What'd you catch?
00:47Oh, yeah.
00:50Guys, I got a snail.
00:51I got one.
00:52Look at this little tiny-ass slug Clive caught.
00:55Better than your worm.
00:58Are you kidding me?
00:59Jacob is a prize, man.
01:01That's gold, right?
01:02I called him Jacob.
01:02Come on, look at this.
01:03Come on.
01:04Yeah, I got to go home.
01:05Okay.
01:06See you tomorrow, man.
01:07No, I got to pick my brother up from university tomorrow.
01:10All right, well, I'll text you who wins.
01:15I won.
01:16Five bucks, man.
01:22See you guys on Monday.
01:23I'll see you guys on Monday.
01:53Everybody has, like, little, itty-bitty, tiny eye bugs on their eyes.
01:57Everybody.
01:59And, you know, every time we blink, they die.
02:01Like, look, it's right there.
02:03Let's see.
02:04Let's see.
02:04Evidence.
02:05Oh, oh, God.
02:07Where did you get that?
02:08Wikipedia.
02:09Wouldn't we feel if they were, like, crawling on our eyes?
02:11That's a good point.
02:12No, they're, like, microscopic.
02:14But that is not your responsibility.
02:16You need to blink.
02:17You can ask Isaac.
02:19All right, how about we just all play a game of keeping our eyes open?
02:25I'm going to win.
02:26I'm watching you.
02:27I'm watching you.
02:28I can do it longer.
02:30I don't think so.
02:31Look at you.
02:31You're blinking right now.
02:32What?
02:33Even when you're holding open your eyeballs.
02:35You suck.
02:36Okay, this is creeping me out.
02:37This is, you guys are creepy.
02:39That is just so totally creepy.
02:41Well, if you don't blink, your eyes are going to dry out.
02:45Hi, family.
02:48How are you?
02:53It's good to see you.
02:54Yeah.
02:57Hi, guys.
02:59How's it going?
03:00Oh, they're nervous.
03:01They think that if they blink, they're going to kill the little creatures that are in their eyelashes.
03:06Who told you guys that?
03:07Yeah, they've been on the Internet.
03:08They've seen pictures of the bugs and...
03:12Well, those creatures exist, but blinking won't hurt them, so you've got nothing to worry about.
03:16No, that's...
03:16Yeah, that's what I was telling you.
03:18Good.
03:19My eyes hurt.
03:21I missed you, Jane.
03:22I missed you, too.
03:30It's my roommate.
03:33You'll need your seatbelt.
03:34Can I show you something really cool about this little statue?
03:39Yeah.
03:46Catch him.
03:50Let's do it, and you catch it.
03:52Catch this one.
03:56Catch the carrot.
03:57Oh, my gosh.
03:59Do you know what the five-second rule is?
04:01Um, it's if you drop the carrot for five seconds or more than five seconds, you can no longer eat it.
04:09It's true.
04:10You don't want to eat a carrot after it's been on the floor for more than five seconds.
04:13Yeah.
04:18Hi.
04:20Yeah.
04:20I got him.
04:21Good job.
04:22Fuck.
04:52Can't sleep in my room every night, Loke.
05:00My aunt's near their space.
05:01A wolf in my room.
05:03A wolf?
05:04I have just the thing.
05:07Wolf will dust.
05:10Go to bed.
05:13And remember, all you gotta do is give it a shake.
05:19And it'll be gone.
05:22And it'll be gone.
05:52No, no, no, no. Put that back, okay? That's ugly. Mom's gonna hate this.
05:54Wait, how do you know? It's an old woman's dress.
05:56It's mine. Stop. You're gonna break it.
05:58Let her have it. I feel sick.
06:00Hi, Logan.
06:03Clive, right?
06:05I'm Amy. I remember you.
06:07I'm Logan's sister.
06:08Hi. It's nice to see you.
06:10Hi, Amy. You too.
06:11Listen, why don't you invite Clive over for lunch?
06:22You're not fooling anyone with this Amy shit, man.
06:25The last five months have been harder on me than your little brain can fathom.
06:28The name is a small request, so get used to it.
06:30You know how embarrassing that was for me?
06:36Let's talk after you've calmed down.
06:37You know, I hope this shit isn't in my fucking jeans. It makes me embarrassed.
06:42Like, look at your goddamn shirt, man.
06:44Look, you better watch it.
06:45It's ugly. I hate it, okay?
06:46What is wrong with you? I am your sister. You need to get used to it.
06:49You're not my sister.
06:50I am your fucking sister.
06:51You're my fucking sister!
06:52You're Isaac!
06:57You're Isaac, okay?
07:00What is...
07:01You know, Mom is fucking ashamed of you.
07:03I'm ashamed of you.
07:05What?
07:06Ashamed!
07:18Hey, guys.
07:19I got a hunt for the spots who's brought to slugs.
07:22I don't buy slugs.
07:22Hey!
07:24Who's that at the shop?
07:26No one.
07:27Here.
07:29Are you okay?
07:30Yeah.
07:32Wait.
07:32This is it.
07:34Yeah.
07:40Holy shit.
07:41This doesn't mean he wins.
07:43Yeah, I think it does.
07:45It's gotta be all the...
07:46Logan!
07:49Logan!
07:50Logan!
07:51Logan!
07:51Logan!
07:51Logan!
07:51Logan!
07:52Logan!
07:52Logan!
07:53Logan!
07:54Logan!
07:54Logan!
07:55Logan!
07:55Logan!
07:56Logan!
07:56Logan!
07:57Logan!
07:57Logan!
07:58Logan!
07:58Logan!
07:59Logan!
07:59Logan!
08:00Logan!
08:00Logan!
08:01Logan!
08:01Logan!
08:02Logan!
08:02Logan!
08:03Logan!
08:03Logan!
08:04Logan!
08:04Logan!
08:05Logan!
08:05Logan!
08:06Logan!
08:07Logan!
08:08Logan!
08:09Logan!
08:10Logan!
08:11Logan!
08:12Logan!
08:13Logan!
08:14Glove?
08:33Look at the angry lady.
08:36Forrest G. Wilkers.
08:38Not in a bowl.
08:40Where am I?
08:41It's Glove.
08:42Yes, I am Glove.
08:43Wow.
08:50Ever been to a funeral before?
08:59Me neither.
09:04Your lies, Isaac Morris.
09:08Lover of cheese.
09:11And science.
09:13Death comes to us all.
09:20The end.
09:26Hi.
09:27I miss you.
09:36I miss you.
09:39Uh-huh.
09:44I used to wooful dust again the other day.
09:47It worked.
09:49Again.
09:50My formula is proven.
10:00You're gone, then.
10:05Yeah.
10:07I guess I am.
10:09I'm not going to forget you.
10:11I know.
10:14I know.
10:18It's too bad.
10:21It's too bad we never got to be friends, you know?
10:25Like, we were brothers, but we never got to be close enough in age to do friend stuff.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Yeah.
10:42I'm scared, I guess.
10:44I guess.
10:48Me too.
10:51I don't want to let you go.
10:52Part of me doesn't either.
11:04And...
11:05I'll do my best to...
11:09to get to know Amy.
11:14Okay.
11:20I'm two sisters now, Jesus.
11:22I got to go, Loke.
11:33Okay.
11:39Bye, Loke.
11:40I love you.
12:02I'm going to miss you so much.
12:08I miss you.
12:09Be good, okay?
12:11Have fun at school.
12:12Okay.
12:12Bye, Loke.
12:26No, no, no.
12:27No, no, no...
12:27No, no, no, no, no, no...
12:30I don't know.
13:00I don't know.
13:30I don't know.
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