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00:00:00天地无击,乾坤剑法,太上树立,武雷护法。
00:00:17上!
00:00:26恭喜主人,武雷正法已更进一步。
00:00:29意大天雷之威。
00:00:32我,去!
00:00:35好了,别拍马,收拾收拾,咱们回家。
00:00:40回家?可主人,您的道士师父,他不是已经现实了吗?
00:00:44而且那个茅草屋都塌了,回那儿做什么去?
00:00:49有没有一种可能,除了师父以外,我还有其他的家人。
00:00:56雷年城中爆发瘟疫,家中,唯有我和姐姐活了下来。
00:01:01那时我还年幼,姐姐靠着打零工把我拉扯长大。
00:01:05可收入低位,根本就填不饱肚子。
00:01:10是了,倒是救了主人!
00:01:12对啊,没有了我这个托油瓶。
00:01:15姐姐一个人活得很好,如今十多年过去了。
00:01:19师父先是,这次下山,除了惩恶扬善,我也想见见我姐姐。
00:01:26让她过上更好的生活。
00:01:29而且……
00:01:30而且……
00:01:31宿主,陆璇,行为,五比中期,功德值,八百,八奇技,解锁八分之二。
00:01:41技能,五雷正法,金光咒,刀家御剑术,六库仙贼,空天鹿。
00:01:47而且穿越二绳,本以为金手指,觉醒不忘。
00:01:51没想到下山那天,系统激活。
00:01:54系统功能很简单,惩恶扬善,我的功德值,解锁八奇技。
00:02:00六库仙贼,能自动吸收万物中云海的灵气。
00:02:06至于通天鹿,则是不需要复杂的眉睫,可徒手顺发复仇,还能叠加。
00:02:17唉……
00:02:19救命啊!
00:02:21主人!
00:02:22有人再赶救命啊!
00:02:23走!
00:02:24师父说过,盗家仙不可见死境。
00:02:35救命啊!
00:02:36救命啊!
00:02:37救命啊!
00:02:38救命啊!
00:02:39救救我!
00:02:40啊!
00:02:41啊!
00:02:42啊!
00:02:43啊!
00:02:44啊!
00:02:45啊!
00:02:46啊!
00:02:47疯!
00:02:53啊!
00:02:54啊!
00:02:57啊!
00:03:01啊!
00:03:05啊!
00:03:06You are a boy of a boy.
00:03:07You are a boy.
00:03:08I am a boy.
00:03:09Oh, I see you.
00:03:10You're a boy.
00:03:11And you are a boy.
00:03:12Is this what the Bible says?
00:03:14It's a boy.
00:03:15Do you know what the Bible says?
00:03:17Please.
00:03:22Here.
00:03:23My friend is a boy.
00:03:24You are a boy.
00:03:27Thank you so much.
00:03:28I want to be a boy.
00:03:29I want to be one of you.
00:03:30I want to be one of you.
00:03:32You're a boy.
00:03:33You're a boy.
00:03:34Or you're a boy.
00:03:35Your brain is not going to destroy the rest of the ship.
00:03:37Don't you dare to be a fool.
00:03:38The ship is just trying to enter the gate.
00:03:41Just to be a fool.
00:03:48The ship is coming.
00:03:49The ship is coming.
00:03:50You can't wait.
00:03:58This is how it is.
00:04:02The ship is coming.
00:04:03This.
00:04:05What was happening?
00:04:13The angel of the Lord?
00:04:14What is it?
00:04:19Let me share the note of the Lord.
00:04:21Thank you, The Lord.
00:04:22What a nice name!
00:04:24You're a brave man!
00:04:25No, no, no ma'am!
00:04:27The angel of the Lord isn't sure how to speak.
00:04:31The angel of the Lord
00:04:33If you suddenly turn it off, you'll be done.
00:04:35You're a fish.
00:04:37You're a fish.
00:04:38I'm a fish.
00:04:39I'm not going to look at you.
00:04:40You're a fish.
00:04:42You're a fish.
00:04:44You're a fish.
00:04:48This fish is a good thing.
00:04:50You're a fish.
00:04:50I'll take a look.
00:04:52It's a fish.
00:04:54It's a fish.
00:04:55It's a fish.
00:04:57It's a fish.
00:04:59It's a fish.
00:05:01Thank you for your love.
00:05:03A little heart.
00:05:04Take care of your marriage.
00:05:05May your heart.
00:05:07Don't worry.
00:05:08My fish.
00:05:09Your fish.
00:05:10Your fish is used to be you.
00:05:12You've gained a fish.
00:05:13Your body will grow Luis.
00:05:15Your fish is чистed.
00:05:18You're 악.
00:05:20You're a fish.
00:05:21Let's go!
00:05:22Chicken!
00:05:31遇见
00:05:35这就是书上写的遇见
00:05:37好厉害
00:05:39如果我也能像陆璇道长这般
00:05:41有通听的本事就好
00:05:42如今
00:05:43女姑娘定然会倾心于我
00:05:45俗 真是俗不可耐
00:05:47助神法力无边
00:05:48笑笑黑熊精坛寿可灭
00:05:50让小黎佩服得无体投地
00:05:52奖励两百功德值
00:05:54当前功德值一千
00:05:56可以解锁下一个神迹吧
00:05:58小黎随叫随到
00:06:01永远为主人安牵马后
00:06:03主人请上旅
00:06:04陆道长请留步
00:06:06陆道长的救命之恩
00:06:08小女子还没有答谢
00:06:09还请给小女子一个报答的机会
00:06:11成恶扬善
00:06:12本就是出家人的本分
00:06:13姑娘不必如此
00:06:15严重了
00:06:15那怎么能行
00:06:17我下来A院分明
00:06:18还请陆道长到府上一去
00:06:20怎么感觉陆道长
00:06:24像是害怕我的圣前邀请
00:06:26所以落光而逃了
00:06:28三岗路远各自珍重
00:06:30陆姑娘我们有缘再见
00:06:32什么陆道长
00:06:35看起来跟本姑娘差不多年纪
00:06:37连我家都不敢去
00:06:38生怕我吃了她不着
00:06:39分明就是
00:06:41胆小鬼
00:06:42这头黑猩猩太大了
00:06:54没写到小姐
00:06:56连黑猩猩都能裂杀
00:06:57哦
00:06:58误会了误会了
00:06:59这黑猩猩不是我杀的
00:07:01是一位清秀道士
00:07:02用头目剑
00:07:04四穿黑猩猩头部
00:07:05可惜她已经走远了
00:07:07不过我会很快找到她的
00:07:10纸布
00:07:13方才多谢少爷提醒
00:07:15您我已互不相欠
00:07:16这临终危险
00:07:18少爷还是快些走吧
00:07:20我一切穷孙书生
00:07:24既没本事
00:07:25又无功名
00:07:26心中有份喜欢
00:07:28却说不出口
00:07:29百无遗用
00:07:32是书生啊
00:07:34主人
00:07:37那小猩猩一看就是有钱人家的小姐
00:07:40她肯定会好好管带我们呢
00:07:42小猩我可是好几天没喝到好酒了
00:07:45我不喜欢麻烦
00:07:48而且啊
00:07:49你是头驴
00:07:50不想着吃草成天想着好酒好肉
00:07:53能不能有点驴样
00:07:55飞也飞也
00:07:56我可是驴药
00:07:58和那些蠢驴不一样
00:07:59成经之前我吃草
00:08:00成经之后我还是吃草
00:08:02那不是白成经了吧
00:08:03再吃草
00:08:03那多丢份呢
00:08:05那我们吃驴肉如何
00:08:08不成不成
00:08:09驴肉不好吃
00:08:10驴肉是天体下最难吃的肉
00:08:12完全吃不得
00:08:13那可不一定啊
00:08:14有没有听说过啊
00:08:16这天上浓肉
00:08:17地下驴肉
00:08:19主人
00:08:20你别吓唬小驴
00:08:21小驴还要想走天涯呢
00:08:23无品后期了
00:08:27这六苦仙贼果然精妙
00:08:30系统解锁新技巧
00:08:33消耗一千功德
00:08:35解锁双拳手
00:08:37双拳手一手掌羊
00:08:39可改变重塑肉体
00:08:40治疗世间一切常规疾病
00:08:43一手掌阴可修改
00:08:44提取或删除记忆
00:08:46改变肉体
00:08:48也就是说
00:08:49可以将自己和他人的身体外脉
00:08:52进行改变
00:08:52能将小孩子重塑成大人
00:08:54男人变成女人
00:08:56不愧是八七级啊
00:08:58这也太迷腻了
00:09:00驴儿
00:09:02咱们啊
00:09:04走
00:09:04一晃多年过去了
00:09:11上一次回灵安
00:09:13还是六年前
00:09:14姐姐和姐夫结婚的时候
00:09:16也不知道老姐
00:09:17现在过得怎么样了
00:09:19包布驴
00:09:21待会儿进城啊
00:09:23千万别张嘴说话
00:09:24不然被人当成妖怪仔了
00:09:26我可救不了你
00:09:27小驴
00:09:28我定当紧接主人的嘱咐
00:09:30进城后
00:09:31绝不吐露半个字
00:09:32借过借过啊
00:09:34小姐打了黑箱子回来了
00:09:35怎么回事啊
00:09:36借过啊
00:09:37然后让一让
00:09:38借过借过
00:09:39让开
00:09:40让开
00:09:40小心点
00:09:41你怎么这么厉害
00:09:44什么东西啊
00:09:45这太厉害了
00:09:47这可太厉害了吧
00:09:49这可太厉害了吧
00:09:50真厉害了
00:09:51这小姐长得可真漂亮啊
00:09:53英姿洒爽啊
00:09:54这世界还真小
00:09:55妈妈 那个姐姐好厉害
00:09:57难道是真跟她有缘
00:10:00罢了
00:10:01还是回家要紧
00:10:02老姐这六年来都没有子嗣的消息
00:10:14想来是小时候为了照顾我
00:10:16落下了病肝
00:10:18还在这个年代
00:10:19没有子嗣
00:10:20老姐
00:10:21肯定遭受不少白眼
00:10:23姐姐
00:10:24你辛苦了
00:10:25如今我学成归来
00:10:26一定会让你过上最好的生活
00:10:29去
00:10:43去
00:10:46姐
00:10:49我回来了
00:10:50小玄子
00:10:53小玄子
00:10:58小玄子
00:10:59真的是你啊
00:11:00姐
00:11:02你轻点
00:11:03来
00:11:07姐
00:11:12这些年在道观吃了不少苦吧
00:11:18都瘦成这样了
00:11:20得多吃点肉补补
00:11:21鱼肉羊肉就不错
00:11:23得多吃
00:11:24对了
00:11:25那老道士怎么没跟你一起回来
00:11:28六年前我成亲
00:11:30他还带你一起下山呢
00:11:31师父他老人家
00:11:33师父他老人家
00:11:34闲事了
00:11:35道观呢也被大雨冲塌
00:11:37我便下山了
00:11:38这样
00:11:39看来他的恩情
00:11:41是没有办法回报了
00:11:44等等
00:11:45小玄子
00:11:46砸了姐
00:11:47要不
00:11:48你干脆还俗了吧
00:11:49这
00:11:52要不
00:11:53你还俗了吧
00:11:54还俗
00:11:56是啊
00:11:57你师父也没了
00:11:58道观也没了
00:11:59还有必要
00:12:00继续当道士吗
00:12:01你也到了娶妻的年
00:12:03结婚俗后
00:12:04找个贤惠的女子成家
00:12:06爹娘在天上也欣慰啊
00:12:07不
00:12:08哎
00:12:09姐
00:12:10我暂时还没这个打算
00:12:13你是不是担心
00:12:15没请娶媳妇呀
00:12:16这上你放心
00:12:17姐这些年攒了不少钱
00:12:19你姐夫呢
00:12:20又在治安局当差
00:12:21讨媳妇的钱
00:12:23你姐我出了
00:12:24全包在姐身上
00:12:26嗯
00:12:27那个
00:12:28姐夫呢
00:12:29你姐夫在治安局当差呢
00:12:32我让丫鬟去叫了
00:12:33她这些年
00:12:34时常也挂念着你
00:12:35还挂念着我
00:12:37姐夫这个人还挺好的
00:12:40你姐夫虽然相貌不咋地
00:12:42年纪也大
00:12:43但是心肠却好的很
00:12:45不然姐当初也不会看上她
00:12:47娘子
00:12:48小柱子
00:12:49我回来了
00:12:50看我给你们带了什么好东西
00:12:53姐夫啊
00:12:55小玄子
00:12:56都长这么大了
00:13:01都快跟我一般高了
00:13:02就是有点瘦
00:13:03正好正好
00:13:04我带了几斤熊肉过来
00:13:05熊肉可是好东西
00:13:06这可是难得一见的大股植物
00:13:10死鬼快说
00:13:11这熊肉哪来的
00:13:13今日鲁家小姐
00:13:14裂了头黑瞎子
00:13:15拿着治安局换钱
00:13:16黑瞎子就成咱治安局的了
00:13:18黑熊得有一千多斤
00:13:20沾了点光 分了几斤
00:13:23了不得
00:13:24那鲁家小姐实在是了不得
00:13:26居然裂到了黑瞎子
00:13:28太了不得了
00:13:29这世界还真是小
00:13:32小玄子
00:13:33那你跟那姐先聊着
00:13:35我去把这熊肉给你炖了
00:13:38谢谢姐夫
00:13:43这哪来的毛驴呀
00:13:45驴肉也是大肚呀
00:13:49不不不
00:13:50姐 这肚驴是我的坐骑
00:13:52滚了我一路呢
00:13:54小玄子 你如今回了家
00:13:58以后就还俗 别出去了
00:14:00家里也没什么浓活重活要做
00:14:02还要这驴做事
00:14:04不如杀了吃了补补身体
00:14:06这驴还挺偷人性的
00:14:08啥啥啥啥
00:14:10捡的
00:14:11捡的
00:14:12捡的
00:14:13捡的
00:14:14没花钱就是好驴
00:14:15来咯
00:14:16快来
00:14:17真香啊
00:14:18这熊肉难得几回肠
00:14:20小玄子
00:14:21你回来的可真是时候
00:14:23多亏了鲁家小姐
00:14:25人美本事大
00:14:27我都佩服得很
00:14:28相公
00:14:29你说的那位鲁小姐很漂亮
00:14:31那当然
00:14:32我亲眼所见
00:14:33风华绝代
00:14:34骨色天香
00:14:35漂亮得很
00:14:36她可有婚配
00:14:37或一中人
00:14:38据说没有
00:14:39不过
00:14:40杭州许多世家公子上门提亲
00:14:41鲁小姐都没看上
00:14:42你们这个做事
00:14:43给小玄子考虑婚事呀
00:14:44不用
00:14:45要是小玄子
00:14:46能娶到像鲁家小姐那样
00:14:48漂亮得很
00:14:49不过
00:14:50杭州许多世家公子上门提亲
00:14:52鲁小姐都没看上
00:14:53你们这个做事
00:14:55给小玄子考虑婚事呀
00:14:56不用
00:14:57要是小玄子
00:14:58要是小玄子
00:14:59能娶到像鲁家小姐那样
00:15:01漂亮优秀的女子就好了
00:15:03娘子
00:15:04虽然咱们小玄子样貌英俊
00:15:07但以鲁小姐的眼光
00:15:09还有咱这普通的家境
00:15:11娘子
00:15:12你再心急也别做白日梦
00:15:14是这个道理
00:15:16确实门不当虎不对
00:15:18不过娘子
00:15:19你也甭伤心
00:15:20咱们小玄子样貌清秀
00:15:22想讨个普通姑娘做媳妇
00:15:24那可简单得很
00:15:25你就甭瞎操心了
00:15:27也是
00:15:28踏踏实实最好
00:15:30飞也
00:15:31飞也
00:15:32有人吗
00:15:33我叫陆道长
00:15:35陆
00:15:36陆道长
00:15:37是来找你的
00:15:38应该是吧
00:15:39这声音怎么听着这么耳朵
00:15:42我去迎一下
00:15:43来了
00:15:44姑娘稍等
00:15:48陆小姐
00:15:49陆小姐
00:15:53陆小姐
00:15:54你没找错吧
00:15:55爹打听到的消息
00:15:57有个千毛驴的年轻道士
00:15:59就是走进了这里
00:16:00没错
00:16:01我是来找陆道长的
00:16:02先前他走得匆忙
00:16:04我是来归还他东西的
00:16:05何否一见
00:16:06当然可疑
00:16:07当然可疑
00:16:08快请进
00:16:14陆道长
00:16:15我们又见面了
00:16:16陆姑娘
00:16:17你好
00:16:20给
00:16:21陆道长
00:16:22这是你落下的五百两白银
00:16:24五百块
00:16:26五百块
00:16:27我在治安队干十年也攒不下这么多
00:16:32陆小姐
00:16:33这五百块
00:16:35都是小玄子的
00:16:36当然
00:16:37这些都是陆道长的
00:16:39嗯
00:16:40小玄子真棒
00:16:41小玄子真有本事
00:16:43居然挣了这么多钱回来
00:16:45对于现在的我来说
00:16:47钱栽如路边的石头
00:16:49毫无任何吸引
00:16:50但是对于姐姐来说
00:16:52足以让她过上更好的生活
00:16:54那谢了啊
00:16:57姐
00:16:59这钱
00:17:00你帮我保管了吧
00:17:01好嘞好嘞
00:17:04姐姐可不是探你钱啊
00:17:06我是想给你保管
00:17:08省你丢了
00:17:09我知道姐
00:17:10有了这么一大笔钱
00:17:12就能重新修建祖宅
00:17:14然后给小玄子娶媳妇
00:17:16这是娶几个都够了
00:17:17请问鲁小姐
00:17:19小玄子这钱是怎么来的
00:17:21嗯
00:17:22嗯
00:17:23陆道长没跟你们说明情况吗
00:17:27黑瞎子是陆道长所杀
00:17:29这些钱当然也是属于陆道长的
00:17:31什么
00:17:32小玄子
00:17:36你告诉姐姐
00:17:37这是不是真的
00:17:38是 是真的
00:17:40这么大的事你都不告诉我们
00:17:42若不是鲁姑娘登门
00:17:44我们还被蒙在鼓里
00:17:46这种微不足道的事就没必要说了吧
00:17:49陆道长也许是不想让陆姐姐你担心
00:17:51所以才被告知了
00:17:53哦
00:17:54对对对对
00:17:55这不是怕你们担心吗
00:17:57小玄子
00:17:59那你是怎么杀的这黑瞎子
00:18:01那可是清静的巨熊呢
00:18:02嗨
00:18:03姐夫你忘了
00:18:04我跟师父呢
00:18:05在山上修行了十二年半
00:18:07所以略微懂些道法
00:18:09我趁那黑瞎子不注意啊
00:18:11便一剑刺穿了她的脑袋
00:18:13一剑
00:18:15看来小玄子还真从老道士那里
00:18:19学到了些真本事
00:18:21是 主人明明是秒杀
00:18:22嗯
00:18:24小玄子
00:18:25以后这么危险的事情别再做了
00:18:28这次是侥幸
00:18:29那下次呢
00:18:30万一没了好运气
00:18:32万一没了好运气
00:18:33你让我怎么跟天上的爹娘交代呀
00:18:36嗯
00:18:37对对对对
00:18:38你姐说的没错
00:18:39咱现在也不缺钱了
00:18:40以后别再去冒险了
00:18:41嗯
00:18:42没错
00:18:43你改日就还俗
00:18:44娶个媳妇
00:18:45好好过日子
00:18:46平平淡淡
00:18:47安安稳稳
00:18:48比什么都强
00:18:49不不不不
00:18:50还俗
00:18:51娶媳妇
00:18:52娶媳妇
00:18:53落到长发所娶媳妇
00:18:54娶媳妇
00:18:55你看我 可以吗
00:19:05你看我可以吗
00:19:07王八
00:19:08凤凰
00:19:10典典典典典典典典典典典典典典
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