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00:00:00Grandma, isn't this the 200 million dollar necklace? The one that got auctioned off?
00:00:11Only the best for my angel. You deserve everything. If I ever hear that that Ethan boy mistreats you, you'll have me to answer to.
00:00:20Oh Grandma, he's so perfect. I literally mentioned Polly once, and he booked the whole thing. Scuba lessons, private yacht, everything.
00:00:32That one.
00:00:38Miss Woods, the engagement party gets actually useless, but we still can reach Mr. Grayson on his phone.
00:00:45Oh, really? I'll go find him.
00:00:50Hey! Does being handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:15Be more careful next time.
00:01:18We planned this for two years. And finally, this new American technology is ours. Moscow will be happy.
00:01:35We're going. After that, he's not on the sniper.
00:01:37Don't worry. There's a help under there.
00:01:40Nobody will even find us here.
00:01:42A help.
00:01:44Americans and the parties.
00:01:47independently.
00:01:48Mmm...
00:01:49Room service....
00:01:53Mission accomplished and she wants to go superdiving and I would take her of course then a little
00:02:21oxygen malfunction will happen and she wants to go superdiving and I would take her of course then a little oxygen malfunction will happen she would die doing exactly what she wanted who would suspect a murder and once she's gone I would take care of her grandma too and then everything will be mine
00:02:50she's crazy about you man the mansion the porf don't you feel anything for her
00:02:56sure I do but I love money way more can you blame me for that to become filthy rich without doing any hard work
00:03:07my dream wedding is a complete sham he doesn't want to marry me he wants to kill me
00:03:23I'm sorry okay I'm just a little busy having the first night oh my god
00:03:46another runaway bride
00:03:59classic
00:04:00like
00:04:03like
00:04:07and
00:04:09and
00:04:13and
00:04:15and
00:04:17and
00:04:18Grandma, everything hurts.
00:04:48What the hell are you doing here?
00:04:55What am I doing here?
00:04:58I saved your ass.
00:04:59If I'd be in five minutes later,
00:05:01you would be leaving your dead grandma for you.
00:05:03Babe, thank god. I thought I lost you.
00:05:24She knows about my plan?
00:05:26No. No.
00:05:28Yo, bro, keep your hands to yourself.
00:05:32Hello?
00:05:34My grandma's dead?
00:05:36What do you mean my grandma's dead?
00:05:37What happened to her?
00:05:38Tell me.
00:05:39Dude, what's wrong with you?
00:05:41You can screw with me, kill me,
00:05:43do whatever you want with me,
00:05:44but leave my grandmother out of this.
00:06:02O. M. G.
00:06:14This isn't real.
00:06:16Am I dead?
00:06:28Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:06:31Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:06:34I'm still alive?
00:06:47What the fuck's going on?
00:06:50Who the hell are you and why are you in my body?
00:06:56I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:06:59What did you do?
00:07:02You're that suicidal bride?
00:07:09And you're the jerk who bumped into me the other day.
00:07:14What should we do?
00:07:19Um, my identity is complicated.
00:07:25If you don't want any trouble,
00:07:29you'll need to stick by me 24-7.
00:07:33Um, excuse me?
00:07:36I'm Blair Woods, the heiress of the Woods family.
00:07:39There is no way I'm staying with a filthy stranger 24-7.
00:07:44Got it?
00:07:55Stranger?
00:07:56Fine.
00:07:57Then let's get married.
00:07:59What?
00:08:02Are you insane?
00:08:03You were running out on your wedding, weren't you?
00:08:06Fine.
00:08:07I'll go back in there right now,
00:08:10and I'll tell that guy I changed my mind.
00:08:12Wedding's back on!
00:08:14No!
00:08:15Please!
00:08:16He's trying to kill me!
00:08:17Absolutely not!
00:08:19Blair.
00:08:23Your choice.
00:08:24Him.
00:08:26Or me.
00:08:33But...
00:08:35I'll marry you.
00:08:36But the second we switch back,
00:08:38we divorce.
00:08:39Deal.
00:08:44Wait.
00:08:45Who is this?
00:08:48Mom!
00:08:49What the hell?
00:08:51My boyfriend says you're trash,
00:08:53so congrats!
00:08:54You're dumped!
00:08:58Don't leave me here.
00:08:59You're too short.
00:09:01I'm too short.
00:09:02Excuse me.
00:09:03What's going on?
00:09:04This guy's clearly using you.
00:09:05Don't let these pretty boys act fool you.
00:09:08And what's wrong with being pretty, hmm?
00:09:10It's better than being a murderous con man.
00:09:11Scumbags who kill women for money don't deserve to get to marry me.
00:09:15My fiance.
00:09:16My fiance.
00:09:17Dream of mine.
00:09:18Dream of mine.
00:09:19I'm too short.
00:09:20I'm too short.
00:09:21My fiance.
00:09:22I'm too short.
00:09:23I'm too short.
00:09:24I'm too short.
00:09:25Don't tell you how to get out today.
00:09:26Why don't you get out there?
00:09:27Do I have to get out there?
00:09:28Why don't you get out there?
00:09:29I'm too short.
00:09:30Why don't you get out here?
00:09:31These pretty boys act fool you?
00:09:33And what's wrong with being pretty?
00:09:34Hmm. Dream model.
00:09:42Wait.
00:09:43I will be waiting for you to come to your sense when you talk.
00:09:51You have the worst piece in them.
00:09:53That guy's a coward.
00:09:59Fine.
00:10:01I'll marry you.
00:10:02But I'm the one condition.
00:10:05You swap back first.
00:10:07If it works, we're done.
00:10:12If not, then...
00:10:18Then I'll see you at the church.
00:10:20Fair enough.
00:10:22Don't disappoint me, fiance.
00:10:25But how do we switch back?
00:10:32We can't just crash into each other again.
00:10:34Can we?
00:10:37And game.
00:10:38Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:10:40I'll grab my car.
00:10:41I would rather be a bitter bride than roadkill.
00:10:46You know what?
00:10:47Screw it.
00:10:48We are getting married.
00:10:50Get ready to kneel.
00:10:51Kneel?
00:10:52Claire?
00:10:53Claire?
00:10:54Claire Woodsman.
00:10:55Funny.
00:10:56I asked for your name.
00:10:57Not your fiance.
00:10:58Oh.
00:10:59Huh.
00:11:00What's my name again?
00:11:01No.
00:11:02Hmm.
00:11:03Teacher, are you absolutely sure about this?
00:11:04Because I've been at Isaac's death five years.
00:11:05And I'm telling you, there's one I may check out from the neck house.
00:11:09Excuse me?
00:11:10Are you calling me crazy?
00:11:11With that, please just process the affirmation.
00:11:12Oh, good.
00:11:13Oh, well, it looks like our bride is eager to get mad at him.
00:11:32I can't believe if you're getting married then.
00:11:36Oh, I have to die.
00:11:37Yeah.
00:11:38egos are getting mad at him.
00:11:40I can't believe you're getting married
00:11:42just like that.
00:11:43It's just a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:11:45Just stop whining.
00:11:52Great.
00:11:54My first wedding.
00:11:55And it's with you.
00:11:58Like I'm thrilled with them.
00:12:00Liam Lowell,
00:12:02do you take this woman to be your
00:12:03worldly-witted wife?
00:12:05For will, hardship,
00:12:07and everything in between.
00:12:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:10He does.
00:12:11All right, then.
00:12:12The play was.
00:12:14Same stuff.
00:12:16Wonderful.
00:12:17I will take that as a yes.
00:12:20Now, please exchange the rings.
00:12:23Rings?
00:12:25We're not at the kissing point yet.
00:12:28I got it.
00:12:28Wow.
00:12:42You really do come prepared.
00:12:45I know.
00:12:46I pronounce you husband and wife.
00:12:49You may kiss.
00:12:50No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:08Carry it.
00:13:08No.
00:13:10Um, excuse me.
00:13:12If we were in this situation,
00:13:14you would never get the chance
00:13:15to kiss me in your lifetime.
00:13:17Jill,
00:13:19this bridge is just a tickling
00:13:21every Jew.
00:13:23It's such a secret institution
00:13:25might have confidence to you, too.
00:13:28Pastor,
00:13:28it's like we had a choice.
00:13:39Wow.
00:13:41I really am a kisser.
00:13:43Wow.
00:13:52This ring's
00:13:53insanely intricate.
00:13:58Didn't peg you for the
00:13:59sentimental classy type.
00:14:02It belonged to my foster mother.
00:14:04It was her husband's
00:14:06final gift to her.
00:14:09OMG.
00:14:11I'm so sorry.
00:14:12This must be, like,
00:14:15super important to you.
00:14:16Here, take it back.
00:14:16Shh.
00:14:18We're married now.
00:14:19I've carried this ring
00:14:20as a good luck charm
00:14:21for years.
00:14:22Now I can protect you instead.
00:14:27Come on.
00:14:28Let's go home,
00:14:30husband.
00:14:32Maybe you're not
00:14:33as annoying
00:14:34as I thought.
00:14:41Wait.
00:14:41This is your bike?
00:14:45What do you expect?
00:14:48I've always wanted to do this.
00:14:51Let's go.
00:14:52Oh, my God.
00:15:11People actually live in
00:15:13unfurnished apartment buildings?
00:15:14What are you doing?
00:15:17Just taking photos
00:15:19from my followers.
00:15:20Okay, princess.
00:15:21Welcome to your new life.
00:15:23Follow me.
00:15:26What?
00:15:30Wow.
00:15:31This is your home?
00:15:58Not bad.
00:16:01I mean,
00:16:03my whole closet is bigger
00:16:05than this place,
00:16:05but let's go.
00:16:07Someone
00:16:08is welcome better
00:16:09or poorer
00:16:10at the church?
00:16:11Or is that over for sure?
00:16:13Oh, yeah?
00:16:14Then by that same bow,
00:16:16you're stuck with me
00:16:17forever, too.
00:16:18Hmm.
00:16:19Forever's not
00:16:20that long.
00:16:21I mean,
00:16:21you could die any day.
00:16:22Excuse me,
00:16:27morbid much?
00:16:30But,
00:16:31are you, like,
00:16:32really really sure
00:16:33about this place
00:16:33because dong's just
00:16:34quite fun?
00:16:35Not an option.
00:16:37Listen,
00:16:38if you want to survive,
00:16:39you'll stay put
00:16:40right here.
00:16:41why?
00:16:45Oh.
00:16:47Shouted little princess.
00:16:49You don't know
00:16:50who I am
00:16:50and what I do.
00:16:52And you still
00:16:52followed me home.
00:16:55Aren't you just
00:16:55a little scared
00:16:56about what I might
00:16:57do to you?
00:16:57What's that
00:16:59supposed to mean?
00:17:00What are you planning?
00:17:01Oh, relax.
00:17:04I'm just saying.
00:17:06You know,
00:17:07we swapped
00:17:07bodies,
00:17:10so
00:17:10things
00:17:12might just
00:17:13happen.
00:17:15And if
00:17:15they do,
00:17:16you'll need to
00:17:16accept it
00:17:17and keep
00:17:17quiet.
00:17:20Things?
00:17:21Like what things?
00:17:22Like the fact
00:17:23that the body
00:17:24you're in right now
00:17:25belongs to a
00:17:26secret agent.
00:17:27I'm sorry,
00:17:28what?
00:17:42Where's my
00:17:42lighter?
00:17:44I knew
00:17:44he was trouble.
00:17:46This is what
00:17:47I get for
00:17:47trusting a hot
00:17:48stranger.
00:17:49I need to
00:17:50get out of here.
00:17:51Fast!
00:17:57Please.
00:18:04Trying to leave?
00:18:06Too late.
00:18:07My identity's classified
00:18:08and you know
00:18:09too much now.
00:18:10Please, please, please,
00:18:11please, please, please,
00:18:11please.
00:18:11Please don't kill me.
00:18:13I promise I'll stay put.
00:18:15Dibs, you get the couch.
00:18:21Move it.
00:18:22Move.
00:18:22Stop.
00:18:23This is my bed.
00:18:24Don't you have any shivery?
00:18:26Ladies first.
00:18:27I'm a secret agent, not a knight.
00:18:30Pop science.
00:18:31Have you looked in the mirror recently?
00:18:33Are you really a lady right now?
00:18:35I don't care.
00:18:37All right?
00:18:38I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:18:39For the record, this is my house.
00:18:45Didn't you say you'd protect me?
00:18:50I don't even get to sleep in a bed.
00:18:54Fine.
00:18:55You can have the bed.
00:18:57But no funny business.
00:19:15Never thought I'd actually get married.
00:19:21What the?
00:19:23Am I catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:19:28OMG!
00:19:31OMG!
00:19:31OMG!
00:19:32This is hard playing.
00:19:45What happened?
00:19:46What happened?
00:19:48Oh, M.G. This is hard playing.
00:19:58What happened?
00:19:59What happened?
00:20:03Even the LAX gas station bathroom has better than this.
00:20:07What is this?
00:20:09A bar of soap?
00:20:11Er, obviously.
00:20:18Listen up. If this sketchy hat soap touches my face worth a solid $30 million in skincare,
00:20:27then I'm going to yeet your favorite appendage down the toilet.
00:20:32Are we clear?
00:20:35Good.
00:20:37Now, grab your wallet because it's time for some retail therapy.
00:20:43Come on, babe. Let's go.
00:20:48This woman is terrifying.
00:21:02What are you doing?
00:21:04Trust the process, okay?
00:21:07Oh. My. God.
00:21:15Be a good girl. Don't move.
00:21:17Don't move.
00:21:19No.
00:21:21Humph.
00:21:34Humph.
00:21:35Humph.
00:21:37Humph.
00:21:38Slay.
00:21:39Slang!
00:21:45Wow, your face really is worth 30 million.
00:21:50Finally, some look at times.
00:21:53Welcome to the Glow Club!
00:22:00The shade would look fine, you. Do you want to try?
00:22:03Nah, I'll take everything.
00:22:07The whole line up, ma'am, is a limited edition, like a hundred bucks each.
00:22:16My treat.
00:22:18Okay, how does this even work?
00:22:23Come here, I'll show you.
00:22:27Don't move, I might cut you.
00:22:34Okay, how does this even work?
00:22:38Come here, I'll show you.
00:22:40I'll show you.
00:22:48Don't move, I might cut you.
00:22:49Don't move, I might cut you.
00:23:06Is it hot in here?
00:23:07Or am I out crushing on my own face?
00:23:11Done.
00:23:12Rinse it off when you shower.
00:23:13Can I put you shower?
00:23:17SHOWER?
00:23:18Hey, no peeking, got it?
00:23:23Hey, it's not like your face is on my must-see bliss.
00:23:27Ah, rude much?
00:23:28Hey, ow!
00:23:29Careful!
00:23:30This bathroom is so weird.
00:23:31Ah!
00:23:32This bathroom is so weird.
00:23:33Ah!
00:23:34Ah!
00:23:35Ah!
00:23:36Ah!
00:23:37Ah!
00:23:38Ah!
00:23:39Ah!
00:23:40Ah!
00:23:41Ah!
00:23:42Ah!
00:23:43Ah!
00:23:44Ah!
00:23:45Ah!
00:23:46Ah!
00:23:47Ah!
00:23:48Ah!
00:23:49Ah!
00:23:50Ah!
00:23:51Ah!
00:23:52Ah!
00:23:53Ah!
00:23:54Ah!
00:23:55Ah!
00:23:56Ah!
00:23:57Ah!
00:23:58Ah!
00:23:59Ah!
00:24:00Ah!
00:24:01Ah!
00:24:02Ah!
00:24:03It's some guy named Raven.
00:24:04Hm?
00:24:05Can I answer?
00:24:06Yeah.
00:24:07Whatever he says, just answer, ah-ha.
00:24:09Nothing else.
00:24:10Hm.
00:24:11Simple.
00:24:12Mhm.
00:24:13Yo, babe.
00:24:14In straight up post mode for this.
00:24:19Miss me or what?
00:24:20Uh-huh.
00:24:21Let me guess.
00:24:22You dodging another heat squad or something again?
00:24:26Uh-huh.
00:24:27Figures.
00:24:28You are basically untouchable anyway.
00:24:29I got you a fresh geek lined up.
00:24:30Buzz me up, love.
00:24:31Waiting downstairs.
00:24:32Uh-huh.
00:24:33Uh-huh.
00:24:34Figures.
00:24:35You are basically untouchable anyway.
00:24:38I got you a fresh geek lined up.
00:24:40Buzz me up, love.
00:24:42Waiting downstairs.
00:24:44Uh-huh.
00:24:53It's your boy.
00:24:55He...
00:24:56He said he's downstairs.
00:24:57Something about a bitch.
00:24:58What the hell?
00:24:59Did you agree?
00:25:01You told me to...
00:25:02Uh-huh.
00:25:03So I...
00:25:04Uh-huh.
00:25:05Shit.
00:25:06Where's my towel?
00:25:10Give me my towel.
00:25:28What now?
00:25:29You're gonna go out like that?
00:25:30What's the problem?
00:25:33At least put something on.
00:25:45Took you long enough?
00:25:49Am I interrupting something?
00:25:52Okay...
00:25:57So.
00:25:59Who's this?
00:26:00My wife.
00:26:02You got married.
00:26:04Since when?
00:26:11Yesterday
00:26:12introduced me to the love of my life we uh clicked immediately and uh got married
00:26:18is there a problem i thought we had something you know now you are married
00:26:27without even telling me don't get any ideas i'm straight
00:26:33so um what brings you here in the middle of the night
00:26:36okay you two really are end game anyways can you tell your girl deep for a sec this is real talk
00:26:53nah she's uh she's good she knows your top besides we don't get keep in this marriage
00:27:01seriously uh you do remember when we are in business they choose people up the seconds
00:27:09they get solved skip the empire no fellas hold on didn't you say this ring was more important than
00:27:21your life once i tried to touch it and he nearly snapped my wrist keep your hands off my wife yes
00:27:29i gave it to her problem yes she really is the one fine this is your next hit
00:27:40no no we just got married we are um uh we're on a honeymoon my congratulations but you've been
00:27:50off the grief for too long brother if you don't take this mission you will fail your monthly evaluation
00:27:56and face the death challenge your wife or your life just is yours
00:28:04yeah honeymoons over he's taking the job
00:28:32Now that's the spirit. Good luck, lovebirds.
00:28:46You're not counting on me to do the secret agent mission, right?
00:28:51Relax, I'll handle it.
00:29:02Blair Woods, you got married and didn't tell me?
00:29:12We're so dead.
00:29:28Well? Care to explain yourselves?
00:29:32Grandma, he's the love of my life. I'm all in with him.
00:29:44Bruh, same with feeling.
00:29:47You dropped out of an engagement two days ago and now you're marrying some... rando?
00:29:53Not on my watch. Think of the family's reputation.
00:29:56Grandma, please, we truly love each other.
00:29:59Grandma, I promise it's true love.
00:30:05Yeah, Grandma, he's actually kind of sweet.
00:30:08I'll even hand over my passwords, my bank accounts, my crypto, Netflix, literally anything.
00:30:16You say what now?
00:30:17What now?
00:30:21Yeah, it's true, Grandma. He'll give me everything else.
00:30:25We don't need his proper change. We're fine. It makes you happy.
00:30:34How did you know about my migraines?
00:30:50Oh, um, Blair mentioned it.
00:30:53She says, uh, they hit pretty hard when you're stressed, so I learned a couple hacks just in case.
00:31:00Oh, that's actually sweet. The last one didn't even pretend to care. All he did was ask for my money.
00:31:07I can't believe I was so blind. Grandma must be really disappointed with me.
00:31:14I'm sorry, Grandma. That was my bad. I trusted the wrong person, but it won't happen again. I'm taking back control.
00:31:22Sweetheart, I get it. The bad marriage is hot.
00:31:29I'm going to give us one second before a bow so you can still welcome me.
00:31:32So love for you, love.
00:31:37As for you, come here.
00:31:44As for you, come here.
00:31:52If I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter, trust me, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:32:08Grandma, I am your precious granddaughter.
00:32:13No.
00:32:23Game time. Target has been spotted.
00:32:35Oh, God.
00:32:44Oh, God.
00:32:46What has taken me so long?
00:32:51Oh, my God.
00:32:52Liam.
00:32:58Stay with me.
00:32:59Don't you dare pass out.
00:33:09Liam.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:12Did somebody help you?
00:33:14Mission's done, but...
00:33:16Somebody tagged me, and...
00:33:19I can't stop the bleeding, and...
00:33:21I can't find the damn wound.
00:33:25That's it. I'm taking to the ER.
00:33:27No, no, no.
00:33:29The hospital is too risky.
00:33:32Just...
00:33:34Just how we find the bullet hole, then...
00:33:36I'll patch myself up.
00:33:40Just...
00:33:42Oh, God.
00:33:57Oh, God.
00:33:59Are you seriously checking the calendar while I'm bleeding out?
00:34:03No.
00:34:06What?
00:34:10What?
00:34:13Clock twisty, silly goose.
00:34:15You didn't get shot.
00:34:17You just got your first period.
00:34:19What exactly is your play here?
00:34:21Um...
00:34:23Helping you with your cramp style.
00:34:25By...
00:34:26Holding my hand?
00:34:28Shhh.
00:34:29It's science, uh...
00:34:31Study shows that...
00:34:32Holding hands with someone you care about actually reduces pain.
00:34:34Hmm.
00:34:35Even from fake couples?
00:34:36Even from fake couples?
00:34:38Even from fake couples?
00:34:40I think you should stop talking.
00:34:42Maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:34:43Ah!
00:34:44It's not fake news!
00:34:45Hmm.
00:34:46It's not fake news!
00:34:47So...
00:34:49Are you feeling any better?
00:34:50No.
00:34:51No.
00:34:52No.
00:34:53No.
00:34:54No.
00:34:55No.
00:34:56No.
00:34:57No.
00:34:58No.
00:34:59No.
00:35:00No.
00:35:01No.
00:35:02No.
00:35:03No.
00:35:04No.
00:35:05No.
00:35:06No.
00:35:07No.
00:35:08No.
00:35:09No.
00:35:10No.
00:35:11You're feeling any better?
00:35:14Actually, yeah.
00:35:15I am feeling a bit less wrecked.
00:35:19Honestly.
00:35:21I know we don't cramp this bad.
00:35:23Your intense secret agent cardio today probably didn't help.
00:35:27Your endurance sucks!
00:35:29That mission nearly took me out!
00:35:32Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:35:37Real talk.
00:35:38Why do you even do it?
00:35:39This whole secret agent thing, it seems dangerous AF.
00:35:45For my foster mom.
00:35:53She seems really kind.
00:35:55Yeah, she was.
00:35:57She taught me how to survive.
00:35:59She's the one that got you into the secret agency.
00:36:02Yeah, and I won't disappoint her.
00:36:04Okay, fine.
00:36:09Count me in.
00:36:11I'll help you ace your evaluation and get your spot.
00:36:13No, absolutely not.
00:36:15End of discussion.
00:36:22No, absolutely not.
00:36:25End of discussion.
00:36:29You're not doing it.
00:36:31I won't let you risk your bite.
00:36:32Besides me, who else is going to help you now, hmm?
00:36:36Your body's still yours, and your muscle memory is still there.
00:36:40And the rest, you can teach me.
00:36:43You are the top agent, aren't you?
00:36:46This job is more dangerous than you think.
00:36:49I can't afford to lose you, too.
00:36:52Oh, come on.
00:36:53What?
00:36:54You can't keep on planning doing all this dirty work using my delicate body forever.
00:36:58Also, I'm not doing this for free.
00:37:02Three favors from you, non-negotiable.
00:37:06I'm fine.
00:37:09Good point.
00:37:10What the hell just happened?
00:37:16Did she seriously just pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:37:19Why did that make me feel weirdly happy?
00:37:23Get it together, Liam.
00:37:24It was just a kiss.
00:37:27Oh, God.
00:37:29What did I just do?
00:37:31Did I kiss him?
00:37:32Why the hell did I kiss him?
00:37:35Wait.
00:37:36Do I like him?
00:37:38Why the hell did I kiss him?
00:37:40Why the hell did I kiss him?
00:37:40Why the hell did I kiss him?
00:37:56Wow.
00:37:58You actually can cook.
00:38:00Mm-hmm.
00:38:00You know, for a second, I was thinking of promoting you to my future husband.
00:38:10Enough talking. Eat up.
00:38:12This is the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:38:29This is the whole plan?
00:38:30That's just the table of contents.
00:38:35Ew!
00:38:39Just out of curiosity, is it too late to back up?
00:38:4549.
00:38:4950.
00:38:5050.
00:38:58Growing does this?
00:39:00Oh.
00:39:01This plan is inhumane.
00:39:03Oh, that was just the warm-up.
00:39:04Just the warm-up.
00:39:05Just the warm-up.
00:39:06Thank you!
00:39:15Damn...
00:39:16My money's coming out.
00:39:23Damn...
00:39:25My money's coming out.
00:39:28Keep your hands to yourself.
00:39:30That's enough.
00:39:32Today, um...
00:39:33I'll make you a cookie now.
00:39:35Come on!
00:39:53Get back to your own body.
00:39:56After we switch back, I'm so gonna write a fantasy novel about this experience.
00:40:01Kissing myself.
00:40:02A memoir.
00:40:05Don't you dare!
00:40:07That's...
00:40:08an island in person.
00:40:10That's even worse.
00:40:14Anyway, after lunch, I'm going to show you something special.
00:40:19Let me guess.
00:40:22Rare jewelry.
00:40:24Ancient artifact.
00:40:26Ooh.
00:40:27I know.
00:40:29A limited edition Hermes!
00:40:32Oh, my God.
00:40:38My babies.
00:40:40Impressive, eh?
00:40:41This is what you call your babies?
00:40:50Ew!
00:40:52You know what?
00:40:53I should have never trusted anyone who washes their face with bar soap, okay?
00:40:58Just...
00:41:00Just pick one for me already.
00:41:02No.
00:41:03You've gotta touch them for yourself.
00:41:05You'll know which one is right.
00:41:06You're my wife now.
00:41:07I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:41:10Um...
00:41:11Technically, I'm your husband.
00:41:13Then pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:41:15Eating you can buy me and...
00:41:17That's what looks cute.
00:41:18Not bad.
00:41:19That's an H.K. Fallen suit.
00:41:20High-capacity assault rifle.
00:41:21Definitely not beginner-friendly.
00:41:23Ow.
00:41:25Ow.
00:41:26Ow.
00:41:27Ow.
00:41:28Ow.
00:41:29Ow.
00:41:30Ow.
00:41:31Ow.
00:41:32Ow.
00:41:33Ow.
00:41:35Ow.
00:41:37Ow.
00:41:38Ow.
00:41:39Ow.
00:41:40Ow.
00:41:41Ow.
00:41:42Ow.
00:41:43Ow.
00:41:44Ow.
00:41:45Ow.
00:41:46Ow.
00:41:47Ow.
00:41:48Ow.
00:41:49Ow.
00:41:51Ow.
00:41:53Ow.
00:41:54Ow.
00:41:55Ow!
00:42:05Um...
00:42:06Please be more...
00:42:07Careful with my body.
00:42:13All right...
00:42:15...knees, shoulder with the palms,
00:42:16the pops, elbows in. Hey, can you do this in a while?
00:42:26Lesson one, observation. Find a target you want and just practice observing.
00:42:39No way, is that Tasha? Who? Tasha, my best friend. What are the odds?
00:42:46I'm definitely gonna text you later.
00:42:58What the fuck? I swear to god, I'm definitely gonna go kill those cheating bastards.
00:43:10So what happened with you and Blair? Ugh, don't even mention. Some pretty boy just
00:43:15show up and stole her. What? And you just gave up? Baby, I worked so hard to introduce you to that
00:43:25cash cow. It's so difficult for me to find someone so rich and so gullible.
00:43:31I'm so sick and tired of following her around like a lap dog. Honey, just bear with it a little longer.
00:43:41I did everything for her. She was getting bullied by these mean girls and guess who stepped in? Me.
00:44:02And now that dumb slut is playing kissy face with Ethan? Ew.
00:44:13You've been cursing for three hours. If you're that mad, why not just confront them on the spot?
00:44:26You know what? You're right.
00:44:29You're right. She used me for my money. Oh, I won't let people off who betray me that easily.
00:44:42Hey, babe. Dinner tomorrow? Oh, she has the nerve to ask me out. Fine. If she wants to play,
00:45:02let's go. Let's go.
00:45:04Look, I fully endorse you going after them, but I'm legit terrible
00:45:34with drama. Hey, you used to hold me three papers, remember?
00:45:40So resonating to your husband for dirty work. Classy.
00:45:47Oh, stupid heels. Let's go, my dear husband.
00:46:01Babe, I've been thinking about us nonstop.
00:46:05You walked out on me at the engagement party. I mean, maybe I messed it up. I'm sorry, okay?
00:46:13I just... I just can't imagine my life without you. And hey, I'm willing to move past the fact
00:46:22that she's left with another man. As long as you come back with me.
00:46:33This manipulative piece of trash.
00:46:36He must be Blair's new guy.
00:46:46I'm Tasha, your best friend.
00:46:49I mean, the kind of best friend who looks up with her fiance. Wow. That stuff.
00:46:57Don't be like that.
00:47:00I mean, you're kind of hot, you know? No wonder she chose to be with you.
00:47:08Excuse me. Have some self-respect. Oh, and for the record, I'm not her boyfriend.
00:47:18I'm her husband.
00:47:19What? You're married already?
00:47:27Well, I mean, I'm not surprised.
00:47:29Blair's gorgeous, right? Sure. But in case you didn't know, she literally walked out of her
00:47:38wedding. Such a spoiled brat.
00:47:42So, what? You told me that little ambush to the door was, uh, your big plan? To have her...
00:47:54To force her back when you think? What's in it for you?
00:48:02What's in it for me? Oh, baby.
00:48:07Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:48:12Oh, my God. How ungrateful can one girl be?
00:48:25Absolutely shameless. I feel sorry for her boyfriend. Poor guy.
00:48:31Blair, I just want to understand what I did wrong.
00:48:35Believe him? Wrecked.
00:48:39Just give us another shot.
00:48:43Oh, it wrecked you, didn't.
00:48:45What are you going to tell us?
00:48:47Do you got morning sickness because of me?
00:48:49I'm you, you fat-standing bitch.
00:49:00If you like showing so much, keep your shared man to yourself.
00:49:05You're insane.
00:49:13You, you're making things up.
00:49:15It's fine.
00:49:16It's show time.
00:49:19Everybody, phones in hand, air drops on.
00:49:22You bitch. You investigated me.
00:49:34Watch out.
00:49:35You cheat. You lie.
00:49:38And now you want to hit a woman?
00:49:40Congratulations, Ethan. You've disgraced all men.
00:49:43And now you're scared?
00:49:50I thought you were a badass five minutes ago.
00:49:52If you show your face around here again, I swear, I'll put you back in the door.
00:50:01Every single fucking time.
00:50:03You two better watch your backs.
00:50:13You're both going to regret it.
00:50:14Oh my god, that was so satisfying.
00:50:25How about you even get the footage?
00:50:27Please, in that matter of work, you pick up with your hacking skills.
00:50:34Damn it!
00:50:36Nobody makes a fool of me.
00:50:39It's time to activate our little problem solver.
00:50:43I'm going to destroy Blair Woods completely.
00:50:57Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:51:01Something's gone down.
00:51:15Miss Woods, thank god, you've never got a problem.
00:51:18Miss Woods, thank god, you've never got a problem.
00:51:23Hi, face teams.
00:51:24We're converting this Woods company today face to face.
00:51:27Let's get justice.
00:51:29And what exactly are you excusing yourself?
00:51:33This?
00:51:33This is what you cream did to me.
00:51:37No, that's impossible.
00:51:39Our face creams are all natural, no additives.
00:51:43We've never had a reaction like this before.
00:51:48I've seen this, right?
00:51:49A thousand of you are watching.
00:51:51Don't let them gaslight me.
00:51:53If you claim this product ruined your face, I'll test it right now.
00:52:12If there's a problem, I'll double your compensation.
00:52:15Let me guess, you were hoping I'd put this sulfuric-laced acid cream on and melt my face off.
00:52:36How the hell does she know?
00:52:42Run this in the lab.
00:52:44Comprehensive stock samples are what the results are now.
00:52:47What?
00:52:49No, I've never picked something like this.
00:52:51Why would I like to risk my face just to rain you?
00:53:02Come here.
00:53:05How dare you question me?
00:53:14I mean, my fiance's company.
00:53:16Nice try.
00:53:17These rashes, they just make up.
00:53:21Are you serious?
00:53:23She faked it?
00:53:25Well, fraud, defamation, assault.
00:53:30Congratulations.
00:53:31Your influencer career is over.
00:53:34No, please.
00:53:35I didn't mean to.
00:53:37How about the cost?
00:53:45I'll admit it.
00:53:47It was surprisingly useful.
00:53:49But there's something that's still bugging me.
00:53:59How'd you even get in here?
00:54:00You might want to check for a mall in your company.
00:54:13You've cleaned that thing like a hundred times already.
00:54:19You still thinking about that mall?
00:54:22Somebody let that liar waltz right into my office.
00:54:27Not a rookie move.
00:54:28I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind this.
00:54:31I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind this.
00:54:45I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind this.
00:54:50Got proof?
00:54:50I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind this.
00:54:50I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind this.
00:54:54I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind this.
00:54:58Let's just call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:55:03One day, I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:55:08We're agents, not assassins.
00:55:12Now, quit pouting and put your jacket on.
00:55:15We're going out for lunch.
00:55:27This looks like an opening scene to a disaster movie.
00:55:29Do not pay for the party, okay?
00:55:31Welcome to secret agent's speech.
00:55:35Let's go.
00:55:38You see that bartender over there?
00:55:58She'll take you to Marion, the one who hands out the assignments.
00:56:01The agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers.
00:56:11You'll have to do this one alone.
00:56:14Little heads up.
00:56:17Marianne is a little obsessed with me.
00:56:22Of course she is.
00:56:23You really do leave broken hearts everywhere.
00:56:25God, relax. I've never even touched her.
00:56:28I love you, beautiful.
00:56:46Are you alone?
00:56:48Can I buy you a drink, maybe?
00:56:54Come on, smithars.
00:56:56Let's have some fun.
00:56:58Come on.
00:57:14Bitch, you're putting rum?
00:57:16Miss, you've been glued to me all night, right?
00:57:31Could you not?
00:57:34I'm here for a mission, not whatever this is.
00:57:39And I am giving you one.
00:57:41After we handle some repressing letters,
00:57:45Miss, you've got all your life, baby.
00:57:49Nothing going on with her?
00:57:51Men are full of shit.
00:57:53I'm sorry, baby.
00:57:55Not tonight.
00:58:01Let me guess.
00:58:03This is about her?
00:58:05What?
00:58:15Are you serious?
00:58:23You've turned me down for months, but you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:58:27She's not that girl.
00:58:29She's my wife.
00:58:30You gave her this.
00:58:34The elite agent ring.
00:58:37She's a nobody.
00:58:42My partner deserves to share in everything that I have.
00:58:47Aw.
00:58:48An agent trying to love like a civilian.
00:58:52Cute.
00:58:53Wait.
00:58:54Your mission, straight from the chief.
00:58:59No grim come stakes.
00:59:01She's none of your concern.
00:59:12Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right option for this mission?
00:59:17Of course.
00:59:18If he's married Blair, it could compromise everything.
00:59:22Even better.
00:59:23That's exactly what I had for.
00:59:26Let's see if my little bird stays loyal or great.
00:59:33Bitch.
00:59:35You're playing rough.
00:59:38Oh honey.
00:59:41You're the best bitch.
00:59:43You filthy whore.
00:59:52I'll show you what you're a real man is capable of.
00:59:59Nighthawk?
01:00:00Who do you think you're yelling at?
01:00:03Nighthawk?
01:00:04You're dead?
01:00:05She said no.
01:00:07I didn't know she was with you.
01:00:08You are so lucky.
01:00:12Get lost.
01:00:13And pray you don't see me again.
01:00:25You okay?
01:00:33Thanks.
01:00:38Mia.
01:00:42I'm so sorry.
01:00:44I should have been there sooner.
01:00:46It's not your fault.
01:00:47I just haven't felt that powerless in years.
01:00:51It was like I was right back in my childhood, you know?
01:00:54Just trying to survive.
01:00:59Don't worry.
01:01:03From now on,
01:01:04I'll protect you.
01:01:06If you keep looking at me like that,
01:01:16I might think you actually like me.
01:01:18What?
01:01:18Ew.
01:01:19No way.
01:01:20You're in my body, okay?
01:01:22I'm just protecting my property.
01:01:25Besides,
01:01:26I'm not the one with secret admirers crawling over them.
01:01:29Marianne doesn't count.
01:01:30There's nothing at all between us.
01:01:32I've actually never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
01:01:37I mean,
01:01:39but what if you could?
01:01:43We're married, technically.
01:01:45You could quit your job,
01:01:48work for my company.
01:01:50Ma'am,
01:01:50let me take care of you.
01:01:53That's not my way of living.
01:01:56Besides,
01:01:57you're my wife.
01:01:58I'm supposed to be taking care of you.
01:02:01Oh, yeah.
01:02:03Well, when did I agree to be your wife?
01:02:05Have you ever thought about what we'll do if it's stuck in these bodies forever?
01:02:13I mean,
01:02:14it's not ideal,
01:02:17but I could get used to it.
01:02:21Besides,
01:02:22I just have to learn how to pee standing up first.
01:02:27With you around,
01:02:28I mean,
01:02:29I guess it wouldn't be so bad.
01:02:30Liam,
01:02:36I promise
01:02:37I'll study really, really hard
01:02:40to be good and bad as a man.
01:02:42Whoa, whoa.
01:02:44No, no, no way.
01:02:45We have to switch back.
01:02:47I'll find a way, I swear.
01:02:51I will never understand you men and your weird pride.
01:02:55No.
01:03:00Back to business.
01:03:03Let's see who we're dealing with this time.
01:03:09No way.
01:03:10We're going after an international spy?
01:03:17Wait.
01:03:19It's me.
01:03:21What the fuck?
01:03:23How the hell am I an international spy?
01:03:26There has to be some type of mistake.
01:03:28I've heard rumors.
01:03:30It's like the X-Files inside the agency.
01:03:35Basically,
01:03:36fake missions.
01:03:38Covering up dirty work of billionaires.
01:03:41You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
01:03:48Ethan.
01:03:49Ethan.
01:03:49Hacked the system.
01:03:58Traced the payments.
01:03:59Miss him, all right?
01:04:02Oh, fine.
01:04:04If he wants to play dirty,
01:04:05I'll show him dirty.
01:04:07What's the plan?
01:04:09The company under Ethan's name.
01:04:11I gave it to him on his birthday.
01:04:12And I was being stupid.
01:04:16Now,
01:04:17I'm taking it back.
01:04:19Done.
01:04:21This evidence should be enough to sink him.
01:04:27Your email's working.
01:04:30Look like tomorrow's headlines just found their star.
01:04:32Your scandal is everywhere.
01:04:45Everyone knows him cheated on the woods.
01:04:46Our company's stock is crashing because of this.
01:04:53You better give us an answer today.
01:04:54And what's the PR is doing?
01:04:59Let's have this headline scrubbed.
01:05:01Now!
01:05:02Let's be real.
01:05:03Our PR team is a joke comparing to what the woods family got.
01:05:06Do the smart thing, Ethan.
01:05:08Step down.
01:05:09We'll make the board knock you out.
01:05:12Step down.
01:05:14I'm the chairman.
01:05:15You can't force me out.
01:05:17You sure about that?
01:05:24Blair.
01:05:26You've got the nerves to show at my company.
01:05:29Oh, it's your company now?
01:05:33Security.
01:05:35Get them out.
01:05:36What?
01:05:40Did you lose your hearing now?
01:05:45Oh, I am so sorry, Ethan.
01:05:50We're not here to chat.
01:05:52We're here.
01:05:54To become your new bosses!
01:05:57What the hell are you talking about?
01:05:59Let's go through the fine print.
01:06:11Shall we?
01:06:14Blair Woods held 51% of the company's shares,
01:06:19making her the majority stakeholder and chairwoman.
01:06:23Ethan Grayson, Tasha Blake,
01:06:26you're both officially fired.
01:06:29I built this company from nothing!
01:06:32You can't just take it from me.
01:06:36Buddy,
01:06:37take a good, wrong word in the middle.
01:06:41If you even have one.
01:06:46This company?
01:06:48I?
01:06:49My wife?
01:06:51David's you?
01:06:52And now,
01:06:53we're taking it back.
01:06:55Problem?
01:06:57Oh,
01:06:58and just one more thing.
01:06:59I know what you did with that influencer.
01:07:05We decided to file a lawsuit
01:07:07for predatory competition.
01:07:11Get ready to get served.
01:07:13Girls like you
01:07:17will never understand.
01:07:18I've worked my ass off to get here
01:07:20and you just stroll on in and take it.
01:07:23Can't I just have
01:07:24one thing
01:07:26without you taking a two?
01:07:27help, help, help, help!
01:07:37Somebody on happiness, please!
01:07:41Baby, baby, please stay with me, okay?
01:07:43Please, please stay with me.
01:07:46Those locks,
01:07:47you're safe.
01:07:48you're safe.
01:07:49You're safe.
01:07:49You're safe.
01:07:50You're safe.
01:07:50You're safe.
01:07:51You're safe.
01:07:51You're safe.
01:07:52You're safe.
01:07:52You're safe.
01:07:53You're safe.
01:07:58Raven,
01:07:59I own the best sergeant here
01:08:00in 20 minutes
01:08:01and I don't care
01:08:02if you have to drag them here
01:08:03by chance.
01:08:05If he dies,
01:08:06I swear,
01:08:08I'll make sure your life
01:08:10goes down with him.
01:08:11Ten years retired
01:08:20I didn't think I would be pulled out
01:08:23As a gunpoint sent you forth into his demise
01:08:26Desperate times, though
01:08:28Like you, acted fast
01:08:32Ten minutes later
01:08:33He would be gone
01:08:35Come on, though
01:08:39Let's give the laugh birds a minute
01:08:41Why did you take the head from me?
01:08:49What if you died?
01:08:51What the hell would I do?
01:08:55It hurts, doesn't it?
01:08:58I wish I could have the pain away from you
01:09:09No way!
01:09:25We're back!
01:09:31Liam!
01:09:31Liam, we're back!
01:09:36We actually need to switch back
01:09:39Wait, I haven't brushed my teeth
01:09:54Look at me again
01:09:56Already too long
01:09:58Hello?
01:10:00It's all gone
01:10:15Everything
01:10:16You have to help me
01:10:18Pathetic!
01:10:19You've got some nerd calling me
01:10:22You gave the orders, Gloria
01:10:24Unless you want your little secret to go in public
01:10:28Why?
01:10:30One last shot
01:10:31I want Blair out of the picture
01:10:34This time, for good
01:10:36Hey, how do you feel?
01:10:41What?
01:10:42What's wrong?
01:10:43Do you need something?
01:10:44Didn't you say that holding hands helps
01:10:46Blaviate the pain
01:10:48What?
01:10:50Didn't you say that was like
01:10:51Fake news or something?
01:10:55I looked it up
01:10:56And
01:10:56It turns out it's true
01:10:59If it's the person you love
01:11:00Well, since you're so into me
01:11:13I guess maybe I'll let you stay my husband a little longer
01:11:17I
01:11:19Didn't think I'd ever get to love again
01:11:21And then
01:11:23This body swap nonsense happened
01:11:25And somehow
01:11:26We switched back
01:11:27Maybe prayers really do work
01:11:32Um
01:11:35I'll just go
01:11:38Get us some water
01:11:39Wow
01:11:51The infamous cold-blooded agent
01:11:54Takes a knife for a woman
01:11:56Romantic enough to make me cry
01:11:59Almost
01:12:02What do you want?
01:12:05Spit it out
01:12:06You already think about what happens
01:12:09If your covers blow
01:12:10You get only one life, Leo
01:12:13How many times you came through it
01:12:16In front of hers
01:12:16He's right
01:12:21As long as she's with me
01:12:23She'll always be in danger
01:12:24What the hell do I do?
01:12:39Hate to break up the soap opera
01:12:48But there's still a third wheel here
01:12:51I'll let you guys go
01:12:54What do you want?
01:13:01Just say it
01:13:02Just a heads up, man
01:13:05You blow off the last mission
01:13:07Peace stuff declined
01:13:09Gloria is not exactly free
01:13:11You better watch your back
01:13:14I won't let anyone touch her
01:13:21Not now
01:13:22Not ever
01:13:23All this fuss over, girl
01:13:31It's funny
01:13:33You raise a little bird long enough
01:13:35And at least it can fly
01:13:37Wherever it wants
01:13:38I'm sorry, ma'am
01:13:42Save it
01:13:43Go take your punishment
01:13:45This Blair Williams
01:13:52Has to die
01:13:57Hey, girl
01:14:08You free tonight?
01:14:11Let's go out
01:14:12Have some fun
01:14:13Hey, Liam
01:14:19Let's go out and dance tonight
01:14:21We can finally relax a bit
01:14:23I'm not going
01:14:25Because
01:14:32Probably just stuck around
01:14:35Because my body's what
01:14:36Real husband material, eh?
01:14:43Blair
01:14:45I think, uh
01:14:47I think we should go ahead
01:14:49And file for divorce
01:14:50What's that supposed to mean?
01:14:55Wasn't that the deal, right?
01:14:58Once we'd switch back
01:14:59We'd
01:14:59We'd call it
01:15:00Fine by me
01:15:05It's not like I'm
01:15:07Desperate to stay in marriage
01:15:08Or something
01:15:13You've been married for how long?
01:15:27We haven't even seen your husband
01:15:29Come on
01:15:31Bring him up tonight
01:15:32Nah
01:15:33It's just this fake marriage
01:15:35Anyway
01:15:37We're planning to split soon
01:15:38Yeah
01:15:39But you like him, don't you?
01:15:40Um
01:15:43I, um
01:15:45Then go for it
01:15:49Please say this is not your style
01:15:51One more round
01:16:01Let's go
01:16:03No
01:16:04You're wasted
01:16:06I'm calling you a ride
01:16:07No
01:16:08I don't want to go
01:16:10I never get to have fun anymore
01:16:12Please
01:16:13You can go out
01:16:14Whenever you want
01:16:15It's not like you're
01:16:16How's it going to stop you?
01:16:18Hey
01:16:18Why'd you kind of hit a nerve?
01:16:22Cheers
01:16:23Whoa
01:16:24Whoa
01:16:28Oh my God
01:16:36Who's the huddy?
01:16:50How much have you had a drink?
01:16:57Weird?
01:16:58Who's this?
01:17:00Nice to meet you
01:17:01I'm Blair's husband
01:17:03What did you find this guy?
01:17:18He looks like he showed off a seat you covered
01:17:21What does he do?
01:17:24Um
01:17:25I don't know
01:17:28What do you
01:17:28I literally just
01:17:30I just met him on the streets
01:17:31Seriously
01:17:32You're so lucky
01:17:34What does he do?
01:17:37Oh, um
01:17:38He's a, uh
01:17:40A model
01:17:40A model
01:17:42I knew it
01:17:43A model
01:17:43Come on
01:17:45Show us those photos
01:17:46Maybe next time
01:17:49I promise
01:17:51But tonight
01:17:51I'm going to steal my wife away
01:17:53She's, uh
01:17:54I'm going to have a little bit of time to drink
01:17:56medication
01:18:18Come on
01:18:19No
01:18:20I'm not
01:18:21Man, you really are lightweight
01:18:23Hey, Liam. Thanks, Sam.
01:18:29For what?
01:18:31Look back from here.
01:18:33Even though you ignored all my clothes. Jerk.
01:18:39Look, I think I want more than a thanks.
01:18:53Easy. Just breathe, okay? I'll be right back. I'm gonna get water.
01:18:59Okay.
01:19:24Blair? Blair?
01:19:30Shit.
01:19:44Well, well, well. If he isn't the famous CEO, Blair Woods.
01:19:51Where's your knight in China? Huh?
01:19:55Don't get cocky.
01:20:01That look again. I hate it.
01:20:05You always look at me as some insect.
01:20:09Who the fuck are you to look down on me?
01:20:12You're just a parasite, living off women's success.
01:20:16And you think you deserve respect?
01:20:18Cute. Keep your mouth off. Hmm?
01:20:24You're not walking out of here tonight, Amos.
01:20:26The thought that I actually used to date you makes me want to throw up again!
01:20:36You want to know the fun part?
01:20:42It's not even me who wants you to date.
01:20:44You, me, me, and this baby.
01:20:46They once.
01:20:48They once.
01:20:59We need to find Blair's location. Use every connection we have. No screw-ups.
01:21:02You're gonna transfer all your shares into my account. And maybe I will tell you who wants you down.
01:21:16Dream on, loser!
01:21:19You ungrateful bitch!
01:21:31It's just a gem.
01:21:32But I guess you lick it out.
01:21:34Not this time.
01:21:36Blair!
01:21:37Leo!
01:21:38Why do you keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away?
01:21:50Because I'm scared, okay? I'm scared of you getting hurt because of me.
01:21:54Alright, I'm done pushing away. I'm done letting you go.
01:21:58No! How did you find us?
01:22:11Just say it!
01:22:12Who's behind this?
01:22:17It doesn't really matter.
01:22:19You're way over your head now.
01:22:21You're way over your head.
01:22:22You're way over your head.
01:22:23You're way over your head.
01:22:24You're way over your head.
01:22:25You're way over your head.
01:22:26Come on.
01:22:27Come on.
01:22:28Okay.
01:22:29I'll tell ya.
01:22:30Fine.
01:22:32It's an agency.
01:22:35Even the legendary Night Hulk works for them.
01:22:40You pissed the wrong person.
01:22:45What?
01:22:51Get behind me!
01:22:57Not bad.
01:22:59Still showing.
01:23:01Just like I'd drink.
01:23:07Couldn't get the job done.
01:23:09Still has a beard along his mouth.
01:23:17Long time to see you, Blair.
01:23:21We'll have to say,
01:23:23Tell the more and more about you dad.
01:23:25And trust me,
01:23:27I don't think that is a compliment.
01:23:29Uh...
01:23:31Are you telling me?
01:23:33Oh, did nobody tell you?
01:23:35I'm Gloria.
01:23:37I'm Liam's loving foster.
01:23:41And you're sweet, dear auntie.
01:23:49Aunt Gloria?
01:23:51What are you talking about?
01:23:53Of course.
01:23:55Your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:23:57To her, only your precious son was all the matter.
01:23:59But don't worry.
01:24:01I killed your father.
01:24:03And I'm gonna do the same to you.
01:24:05After that, the old witch is next.
01:24:09My father?
01:24:11His death wasn't an accident?
01:24:13No.
01:24:14No.
01:24:15He got in the way.
01:24:16You all did.
01:24:17You all did.
01:24:20No, of course the family was watching.
01:24:22Should've been mine.
01:24:23And you...
01:24:26It's time to come home.
01:24:28Good boy.
01:24:29Come on.
01:24:33You're gonna choose her over me?
01:24:35I won't let anyone hurt her.
01:24:37Not even you.
01:24:39Then you'll die with her.
01:24:41You'll die with her.
01:24:51Lie down and die quiet.
01:24:53You're breathing the same air and you're fine.
01:25:03There must be an antidote.
01:25:05Clever girl.
01:25:06Must be that woods blood running through your veins.
01:25:09Doesn't matter.
01:25:10Knowing that won't save you.
01:25:12The antidote is mine and mine alone.
01:25:23You always were my finest creation.
01:25:26Did...
01:25:27Did everything...
01:25:28Did...
01:25:29Everything I do never mean anything to you?
01:25:32I don't care.
01:25:33All I want is what should've been mine
01:25:36and whoever gets in my way will be crushed.
01:25:39I'm not your weapon anymore.
01:25:41And if you try to hurt her,
01:25:42I will fight you with everything that I've got.
01:25:48Even after all of this...
01:25:51Grandma still left you her estate.
01:25:54And you didn't deserve any of it.
01:25:57Lies!
01:25:58None of this was yours!
01:26:00Lies!
01:26:01Lies!
01:26:02Lies!
01:26:03After him...
01:26:04You're next.
01:26:11Gloria Woods!
01:26:12Drop your weapon!
01:26:13And surrender!
01:26:15You're too late!
01:26:16I'm gonna kill them both!
01:26:18Gloria, stop!
01:26:20Your brother, he died trying to save you.
01:26:22You think he abandoned you?
01:26:24No, Gloria.
01:26:25He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours.
01:26:28Ten million dollars to keep you safe.
01:26:30He pushed you away to protect you.
01:26:32Even after you left, he watched over you.
01:26:34Until the day he died.
01:26:35You're lying!
01:26:36You just want to save her!
01:26:37I'm not falling for it!
01:26:39You're lying!
01:26:40You just want to save her!
01:26:41I'm not falling for it!
01:26:44God!
01:26:45God!
01:26:51No!
01:26:52No!
01:26:57No!
01:27:04Former intelligence operative Gloria Woods,
01:27:06arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping.
01:27:08Sources confirm...
01:27:09Who did it?
01:27:10...his second daughter...
01:27:12Yeah...
01:27:13We did.
01:27:16But they used you for years.
01:27:18Aren't you angry?
01:27:21I was.
01:27:22But now...
01:27:24I think I'm just done caring.
01:27:25I paid my dues.
01:27:29But now what?
01:27:30I'll leave by your flight.
01:27:36I'll leave by your flight.
01:27:37I'll leave by your flight.
01:27:42Wow.
01:27:43Yeah, I made it with love.
01:27:44You know?
01:27:45It's beautiful.
01:27:46It's beautiful.
01:27:47It's beautiful.
01:28:00I think, uh...
01:28:02The fork's a bit too much of a challenge right now.
01:28:06So what you're saying is you're like me.
01:28:08Do you want to know what I want?
01:28:10But we lost them.
01:28:11No.
01:28:12You?
01:28:13No.
01:28:14No.
01:28:15No.
01:28:16No.
01:28:17No.
01:28:18No.
01:28:19No.
01:28:21No.
01:28:22Bye.
01:28:23Bye.
01:28:24Will you marry me again, except this time for real?
01:28:50Yes.
01:28:54Yes.
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