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00:01How do you use this handy item?
00:03Now, I'd like to introduce some useful items that are selling well on the streets.
00:16At first glance, I don't know how to use it
00:19I want you to guess how to use it.
00:22So it's a transformation
00:24The workers came out
00:31Like a bumpy
00:33Nothing comes out
00:43Nothing comes out, so I'll just cut it off and protect it.
00:47I understand the meaning
00:49Being cut off again and again
00:56Nothing comes out
00:58A spectacular transformation
01:01Wow, I got cut so much
01:04And this time, there will be a New Year's reward for the MVP.
01:11A sweet made with mochi, Fukui Meike's Habutae Sable is made with Habutae mochi, a specialty of Fukui Prefecture.
01:18Now, if you know the answer, please raise your hand.
01:37Sorry, already
01:39what?
01:40ah
01:42Now, let's stretch a little
01:44Kyomosan
01:45Wow!
01:46Wow!
01:47My hair got torn off
01:49What's not?
01:51What's not?
01:52Before you start
01:53Why is it like this?
01:54Before you start
01:55Wrong
01:56Come on, Hanazawa-san
01:58Hard-wearing loincloth
02:00Hard-wearing loincloth
02:01Hard-wearing loincloth
02:03what?
02:04What do you say?
02:05Hard-wearing loincloth
02:06Hard-wearing loincloth
02:07Click-click
02:08If you click your loincloth, you can see everything.
02:10It's fine from the fabric store.
02:12That's not true.
02:13Huh, what is this?
02:14Well then
02:15yes
02:16It's like a Reiwa version of a tonfa.
02:18weapons, weapons, weapons
02:20Like a tonfa
02:21Like a tonfa
02:22I see
02:23No, it's not that aggressive.
02:25Wrong
02:26yes
02:27So what should we do?
02:29Ugh
02:30Oh no!
02:32Wow!
02:33Oh no!
02:34Oh no!
02:36Yesssss
02:37Full of energy
02:39Time
02:40Not feeling well
02:42Because it was injected
02:43Because it was injected
02:44was injected
02:45Something
02:46Yes, I understand.
02:47Let's get started
02:48Kanda-san
02:49A windbreak to be installed in the air conditioner?
02:52Wow
02:53Very scary
02:54Cooler
02:56oh yeah
02:57I feel like a monster
02:58Wrong
02:59Wrong
03:00Wrong
03:01Huh?
03:02It's usually a draw
03:03Monsters are near
03:04Oops
03:05Someone
03:06now
03:07Break
03:08terrible
03:10Kotara
03:11Kotara
03:12Kotara
03:13Kotara
03:14You split the sky
03:17terrible
03:18terrible
03:19Kotara
03:20Like Audrey who looked away for a moment
03:22Number of
03:23That's fine.
03:24you
03:25position
03:27falling
03:29Tatanaoki
03:30Tanooki
03:32this is
03:33What is this?
03:35large
03:36Don't pass
03:37in front of you
03:38I'm not here
03:39So here's the correct answer
03:41Sometimes your clothes get wet when you wash them.
03:45It was a splash stopper to prevent water from splashing in such situations.
03:52Oh!
03:54Really good
03:56It was a splash stopper
03:58Is this what it means?
03:58This is what it means
03:59Really good
04:00I see.
04:01No, it's really good
04:01Not possible
04:02Because it's broken
04:03It's broken
04:04Next
04:05It's over
04:05Here it is
04:06Let's go
04:16The next product is this
04:19Now, if you understand, please raise your hand.
04:22I understand this
04:23Wow, it's fast
04:24Wow, that was quick.
04:26oh
04:29oh
04:30Ugh
04:31No static electricity
04:34Wrong
04:35Wrong
04:37Wrong
04:39Wrong
04:40Hamazawa-san
04:41yes
04:42Yoisho
04:43That's right
04:45The room
04:47Huh?
04:48Aren't the ceilings in your house low?
04:50Huh?
04:51Hamazawa-san
04:52Hamazawa-san
04:53Hamazawa-san
04:54Hamazawa-san
04:55The one that Hamasawa-san dropped when she was wearing her headband.
04:57Even Hamazawa-san
04:58It felt like Hamazawa-san
05:00It was all white then
05:02Turning gray
05:03Tokki
05:04A girl
05:05What if we reversed that now?
05:07From here
05:08It's like letting your hair out
05:10oh
05:11The one who can make Ponytail
05:12that?
05:13Likely
05:14Suddenly
05:15that?
05:16What is it now?
05:17Who's answering?
05:18now
05:19You have to tell me what you're going to use it for.
05:21I can't get the answer right
05:23Tying up hair
05:25Ah!
05:26Serve!
05:27This is it!
05:28I understand
05:29This is it!
05:30What!
05:31This is it!
05:32sneak thief
05:33This is probably it
05:34What what what
05:35yes!
05:36yes!
05:37This is it
05:38what?
05:39what?
05:40this!
05:41Just an interesting bamboo painting
05:42this!
05:43No settlement
05:44Just interesting bamboo
05:46that's why
05:47Tie your hair back
05:48bundle
05:49What to do with the bundle?
05:50Hamazawa-san
05:51running
05:52ah
05:53Last finished
05:55Wada
05:56The very last one!
05:57last!
05:58last!
05:59Even then
06:00Phew
06:01Half Turtle
06:02Half Turtle
06:03What kind of seed is it?
06:05Mute and Turtles
06:07The Utant Turtles are sealed
06:08What kind of seed is it?
06:09yes!
06:10Why Mute and Talz
06:11Shikaisema Tatoruzu
06:12It makes sense
06:13Sword
06:14key
06:15Attached to a star
06:16Attached to a cow
06:17chaos
06:19I can't attach it anymore
06:20Not attached
06:22Aaaaah
06:30Isn't that right?
06:32The solution to this problem was a hairband that could tie up the ends of sake.
06:41It was almost like a communal meal.
06:47Let's get started. Here is the next product.
06:51What's this? Is there something in it?
06:54Now please raise your hand.
06:56amazing!
06:57Yes, yes.
06:58Ah, the hidden song.
07:00yes.
07:01It's a warm summer and the wind is slanting.
07:03WRONG!
07:06Keep it simple.
07:08Give me something.
07:10accordion.
07:11The accordion is like a charan porantan.
07:12Charan Porantan's accordion.
07:14WRONG!
07:15WRONG!
07:17Because I'm going independent.
07:18WRONG!
07:19Because it gets cold and independent.
07:21yes.
07:22This is the kind of thing you get at food stalls.
07:27A toy.
07:28Toys like these.
07:30It won't open at all though.
07:32Going down the stairs.
07:33It won't turn out like that.
07:35That's not right.
07:36WRONG!
07:37Aren't you going to go this far?
07:39to this point.
07:40amazing!
07:41oh!
07:43this is?
07:44this is?
07:45this is?
07:46a little bit.
07:47What, what is this?
07:48I get it now, I get it now.
07:49What is this?
07:50What is it?
07:51It's warm.
07:52WRONG!
07:54WRONG!
07:56Come on, Harazawa-san!
07:58yes!
07:59Bird threat!
08:01Congratulations!
08:02surely!
08:03surely!
08:04It's like a breathing love corner.
08:06WRONG!
08:07Come on, come on, come on.
08:09We're open!
08:11Got it!
08:12Ah!
08:13Understood!
08:14Easy to stab with a sword!
08:15Easy to stab with a sword!
08:16Easy to stab with a sword!
08:17Too many swords!
08:18How many stabs are you planning to get?
08:19Wow!
08:20Ready to go!
08:22WRONG!
08:23WRONG!
08:24WRONG!
08:25Available sooner than your favorite!
08:27yes!
08:28May I?
08:29chair!
08:30Here is the correct answer.
08:33This stool can be stored compactly and is easy to assemble by simply unfolding it.
08:39This was a folding chair, perfect. Kanda-san, it was a shame. Gyoza-san, it was warm, but not warm. But it was perfect up to this point, it was a shame. Let's go. The next product is this. Now, I understand. Katakara Kushii.
09:03Yeah!
09:05what?
09:06what?
09:07what?
09:08what?
09:09heavy!
09:10what?
09:11This will allow you to block Kyomoto's attacks!
09:14Wow!
09:15Wow!
09:16Let's see if you can block Kyomoto's attacks!
09:19Can you guard?
09:20Wow!
09:21Wow!
09:22It's protected!
09:23It's protected!
09:24So it's different!
09:26Defend it at all!
09:27So it's different!
09:28This is not right!
09:29No, because I got stabbed!
09:30No, because I got stabbed!
09:32It's heavy, it's heavy, it's heavy, it's heavy
09:38Muscle building
09:40Suddenly the answer became simple: muscles.
09:46Atsumazawa-san, no, the Roboro Robo baby's bib is a little too poppy. No, the Robo baby doesn't drool.
10:00Uh, what is it?
10:02Huh?!
10:03Seriously, what is it?
10:04Well, what about the Robokicker Construction mold pad?
10:08Robokicker construction mold pad?
10:10Robokicker construction mold pad?
10:11That's how we make our molds, so it's different!
10:13Huh?!
10:14We'll make it at the robot stage!
10:16Is that it?
10:17That one!
10:18Iwai-san!
10:19This is a part of the Gundam you can get through Gundam Crowdfunding.
10:24It looks like a mold
10:26What is Gundam Crowdfunding?
10:29I won't because I have money!
10:31That's Gundam!
10:32yes
10:33Iwai-san!
10:34Maybe
10:35The current situation with Uber Eats
10:37This exterior protects
10:40Like the old-fashioned delivery service
10:42lid!
10:43oh!
10:44Sorry for the wait!
10:45Well then
10:46What's going on over there?
10:48This place is trash
10:50If that's the case, it's a baby
10:51Only one side
10:53It's completely different!
10:54Huh?!
10:55Time's up!
10:57This was a bit difficult!
10:59So
11:00Ah!
11:01Kyomoto-san, is there something?
11:02Oh no
11:03this
11:05If you get tangled
11:06I feel like I'm going to get hurt
11:07This weight
11:08No, we can do it!
11:12Woah!
11:14The coldness of iron!
11:16Super cold!
11:18Hahahaha
11:20Normal coldness
11:21already
11:22Guess's Rules
11:23ah
11:26I couldn't find the correct answer
11:27The correct answer is here
11:28what
11:29The cardboard is exposed
11:31The room looks dirty
11:33There is.
11:34everyone
11:35There
11:36At such times
11:37Can neatly hide cardboard
11:38It was a blindfold stand
11:40oh!
11:41Too heavy!
11:42Too heavy!
11:43It was meant to hide the fan ball.
11:47The correct answer
11:48I got first place.
11:50It really helped me find the right answer.
11:53MVP Kyomoto-san
11:55Wow
11:59Two Victories
12:03To MVP Kyomoto-san,
12:07We will give you a free Habutai Sable cookie from a Fukui manufacturer.
12:10Next up is the Beef Pittanko Challenge
12:17Now, let's have a 2kg piece of meat.
12:25Today's meat is in your life
12:32Aiming to become an indispensable yakiniku restaurant
12:34A combination of technology, hospitality and entertainment
12:37Providing the ultimate Yakiniku experience
12:39Provided by Gyumitsu Ebisu Main Store
12:42Tottori Prefecture Manyo Beef A5 rump sirloin
12:45It weighs about 2 kg.
12:46Well, Kyomoto-san, the last time you came
12:51330g
12:53Too bad
12:53It was a failure.
12:55I would love for you to get revenge.
12:58That's the shape
12:59Looks easy to aim
13:01So this half
13:03It will be about 1 kg
13:08So it's 500?
13:08Yes, 1kg
13:09All of that weighs 2kg
13:10Yes, the total weight is 2kg
13:12Now let's start the Beef Pittanko Challenge!
13:153, 2, 1, cut
13:20Stop it, liver
13:21This is 1kg
13:212kg for 1kg
13:24Yes, I'm aiming for 300
13:261kg
13:27one-third of
13:31like this
13:31This is 500
13:33So that means it's 500
13:36500
13:38Just this much
13:40I don't understand it anymore
13:42Is this about right?
13:43Yes
13:44different?
13:45That's not right.
13:46That's not right.
13:47In that tone
13:49Don't say it's not true
13:50I won't hear anything different
13:51That's about it
13:51Quite thick
13:52Quite thick
13:54I told you it wasn't true.
13:55It's thick
13:56yes
13:57He doesn't listen to me at all
13:58Around 500
13:59Around 500
14:00This is thick
14:01thick
14:02Well, why don't you show it?
14:03one-quarter
14:03Well, I guess I'll just cut it again from here
14:04Yes, you can cut it one more time
14:06This is already more than 330.
14:09Aso
14:09Maybe yes
14:10I understand that very well.
14:12I roughly understand
14:13Hahahaha
14:15Quite thick
14:16pretty
14:16So from here
14:18Maybe two-thirds of that would be fine.
14:21I cut it in one third.
14:23ah
14:24It's certainly quite thick
14:25I agree
14:26About this much
14:26This much
14:27yes
14:28ah
14:28This much
14:28Is this about right?
14:29I see
14:30Shall we go?
14:31Shall we go?
14:31yes
14:32I'm a little small
14:33Ahh
14:33I added a little
14:34So about this much
14:35yes
14:36Oops!
14:37This
14:37Don
14:38It's coming in now
14:39Well, my stomach hurts a little
14:41How about this already?
14:41The whole thing will come in
14:42I think that from now on, 2026 will also be a year of running like this.
14:55thank you
14:57So that's it for today's Akagi Showa folks.
15:07Let's call
15:08Showa
15:08Yes, it's Showa
15:10thank you
15:11Yes, it's
15:15Tomorrow is the release of our third single, Tokyo Junction.
15:19Yes, thank you
15:20After this, it will be at 4:30pm at DiverCity Tokyo Plaza, right next door.
15:25We will be holding a release event
15:28I would be happy if you could come and visit us.
15:30thank you
15:31thank you
15:32Masaki Kyomoto
15:34I'm Masaki from Showa
15:37Thank you for your greetings earlier.
15:39Have you said hello?
15:40Thank you for your greetings
15:42I will do my best to become a star like Kyomoto Masaki, so please watch it.
15:47Good luck!
15:48I will do my best
15:49thank you
15:49thank you
15:50thank you
15:51Masakichine
15:52What a personal thing
15:53Personal stuff
15:54It was Masaki's time.
15:56It's Masaki
15:57Yes, it's Masakichi.
15:58So, the song that will be released tomorrow is, of course, the one I'll be singing.
16:02Yes, please be sure
16:03Yes, it will be released tomorrow
16:06I will sing with all my heart today as well
16:08Please listen
16:09Tokyo Junction
16:11Thank you for watching
16:41While muttering
16:44Suddenly you were kissing me
16:49What are you doing?
16:51Heavy rain on the front gas
16:57A world where we can no longer say anything
17:02Once we make love, there's no stopping
17:07Silence is the only one who understands
17:12What does your body temperature say?
17:17No matter what words you whisper
17:20My dry lips leak
17:25My sad breathing, my current impulse
17:30What to do now?
17:32Only here Jump Show
17:35Two Jump Shows
17:38Tokyo Jump Show
17:41thank you
17:45Thank you everyone
17:48thank you
17:50The fourth year is a documentary
17:58Speaking from a journalistic perspective,
18:01So I'd like to delve a little deeper into your story.
18:03The same number of times as it cuts
18:07There are times when I feel like I'm being swept away
18:09I didn't get the answer I was hoping for at all.
18:11The one who says "Hmm"
18:14I have to make sure I don't miss my flip.
18:16Yes, please watch the steps.
18:18They won't come out anymore
18:19You have to make sure you don't run away from the question.
18:23here we go
18:26Here's a message from Hanazawa-san
18:29yes
18:30A youthful romantic comedy produced by Oshikatsu
18:32The new anime Mayonaka Heart Tune starts tonight at 11pm
18:36I am the voice of Professor Lemon.
18:38Please take a look
18:39This is definitely Mr. Iwai
18:42I'll watch it.
18:43No matter what I'm watching it all
18:45Because I'm watching everything
18:47Start time: 11:00
18:48I would appreciate it.
18:50So how many grams of meat does it weigh?
18:54Please let me ride in the light
18:55Final Answer
19:02You did the final answer
19:04I'll give you a special business card
19:05yes
19:06You can do it.
19:07It seems possible
19:07TRUE
19:08slowly
19:09Here we go
19:11yes
19:11How about it?
19:13How about it?
19:15No, it's fine.
19:16That's fine.
19:17ah
19:17ah
19:17ah!
19:18No doubt about it!
19:19No doubt about it!
19:20No doubt about it!
19:21I got close to 19 birds, but I ended up with a few too many.
19:25I agree
19:26I agree
19:27a~
19:28Well, it's a bit strong, I might not be able to sleep tonight.
19:32thank you
19:34Please remove your gloves.
19:35Kobe is on the phone.
19:36To be honest, I didn't really understand it at all
19:39This 300 or something
19:41It was just a little bit more~
19:43Let me just say a few words.
19:46That's amazing, isn't it?
19:47Please come again
19:49I'll be waiting for you with Sheeno.
19:52Just the two of us
19:52thank you
19:53Finally, we say goodbye with a warm 'Poka Poka Po'
19:56Ready, go!
19:57Warm
19:58Go!
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