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00:01:03Once upon a time. Long, long ago.
00:01:16Once upon a time. Long, long ago!
00:01:23Oh, come on!
00:01:37Once upon a time, long, long ago,
00:01:40one unlucky sailor fell under an ancient, wicked curse,
00:01:45and thusly he became known as the dreaded Flying Dutchman.
00:01:50Legend has it, the only way to lift his curse
00:01:55is through the pure heart of an innocent.
00:01:59Henceforth, the Flying Dutchman is doomed to wander the seas
00:02:03in search of this magical soul,
00:02:06a precious youth with an innocent mind.
00:02:10Will he find this soul?
00:02:14Does such a soul even exist?
00:02:20Waah!
00:02:23Who is the cat ever won the sea?
00:02:27Ha ha ha ha!
00:02:29Ha ha ha ha!
00:02:30Wooooow!
00:02:34Meow!
00:02:39Meow?
00:02:40Meow?
00:02:41Meow?
00:02:42Meow?
00:02:43Meow?
00:02:44Good morning, this is Rocket Fuel Randy on BKNI 101, and I got the jet fuel to get you
00:03:00rockin'.
00:03:01Are you ready to get the day started?
00:03:04I'm ready.
00:03:07Big things are happening today!
00:03:25Today's the day, I just know it!
00:03:28Things feel different!
00:03:31My whole life is about to change!
00:03:33I know I said that yesterday, Gary, and the day before, and a bunch of days before that,
00:03:42but today is different!
00:03:44Big things in store!
00:03:54Well, what's it say, Gary?
00:03:55What?
00:03:56That can't be!
00:03:57Gary, what's it really say?
00:04:00Gary!
00:04:01Do you know what this means?
00:04:15For the last time, we are not rehoming you.
00:04:18No, this means I'm exactly 36 clams high!
00:04:21I know it doesn't seem like much, Gary, but that half a clam I grew changes everything!
00:04:28That's right, Garylicious!
00:04:30Everyone's gonna look at me in a brand new way!
00:04:33Big guy!
00:04:34Big guy!
00:04:36Big guy!
00:04:37Big guy!
00:04:38Big guy!
00:04:51Big guy.
00:04:59Big guy.
00:05:03Big guy.
00:05:08Big guy.
00:05:11Well, catch you later, Gar-Bear.
00:05:13I'm off to do some important stuff that only big guys like me are allowed to do.
00:05:21Oh, we're gonna need a bigger doorway.
00:05:25Morning, Squidward. Wanna hear my big news?
00:05:29Oh, sure. Let me go mark some time on my calendar.
00:05:35Great. Let me know when.
00:05:40Good morning, Patrick.
00:05:41Good morning.
00:05:43Who are you?
00:05:45Patrick, it's me.
00:05:47Grandma? You're upside down.
00:05:52No, Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob.
00:05:55You can't be SpongeBob. He's far more diminutive.
00:05:58He's what?
00:05:59Of reduced stature.
00:06:00Come again?
00:06:01Vertically challenged.
00:06:02Say what now?
00:06:02He's shorter.
00:06:03Patrick, I can't believe all I do is grow half a monocle overnight.
00:06:06Now I'm 36 clams tall and you don't even recognize your best friend.
00:06:12Did you say you're 36 clams tall?
00:06:17Yes.
00:06:21You're a big guy now!
00:06:23This guy's a big guy!
00:06:24So big!
00:06:25Really big!
00:06:26Big, big, big!
00:06:27Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:28Big, big, big!
00:06:29Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:30Big, big, big!
00:06:31Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:32Big, big, big!
00:06:33Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:34Look out, everyone.
00:06:36Really big.
00:06:36Really guy.
00:06:38Hey, Sandy, notice anything different about me?
00:06:41Howdy, SpongeBob.
00:06:43Did you get a new pair of shoes?
00:06:46Ouch!
00:06:48Hi, Blankton.
00:06:49Watch where you're going, you big dummy!
00:06:52Oh, thanks for noticing.
00:06:54Wait, no!
00:06:55Ow!
00:06:55Patrick, I've never felt so respected before.
00:06:58Get used to it, buddy.
00:06:59And do you know what the best part of being a big guy is?
00:07:04What is it, Patrick?
00:07:06No, I'm asking.
00:07:07It means I finally get to do what every little guy dreams of doing
00:07:11when they grow up.
00:07:12You don't, man.
00:07:14That's right.
00:07:15Ride the big guy rollercoaster at Captain Booty Beard's Fun Park!
00:07:20Woo-hoo!
00:07:21This calls for an extra special bubble blow.
00:07:31To Captain Booty Beard's!
00:07:34Woo-hoo!
00:07:35Give me a big!
00:07:36Big!
00:07:37Give me a guy!
00:07:38Five!
00:07:38What does that spell?
00:07:39Thirty-six clubs high!
00:07:48Don't waste my time, Squirt.
00:07:53Next.
00:07:57Ugh, you again.
00:07:59Woo-hoo!
00:07:59Woo-hoo!
00:08:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:08:02Congratulations.
00:08:04Patrick.
00:08:05It's a facial.
00:08:08Woo-hoo!
00:08:10Don't make me cause security.
00:08:12Woo-hoo!
00:08:12Woo-hoo!
00:08:13Woo-hoo!
00:08:14Woo-hoo!
00:08:14Woo-hoo!
00:08:15Woo-hoo!
00:08:16Woo-hoo!
00:08:22Woo-hoo!
00:08:22Woo-hoo!
00:08:24Woo-hoo!
00:08:25Yeah!
00:08:51Woo-hoo!
00:08:52Woo-hoo!
00:08:54Patrick?
00:08:58Wait a minute!
00:09:00Huh? What's the matter?
00:09:02I thought you were a big guy.
00:09:04I am! I mean...
00:09:06I am?
00:09:08I just promised someone else that I'd ride with them.
00:09:10That's all.
00:09:12Oh, yeah?
00:09:14The better guy, too.
00:09:18Mr. Krabs!
00:09:20Oh, that makes sense.
00:09:22Let's go get him!
00:09:24Oh!
00:09:26Oh!
00:09:27Sorry!
00:09:28Oh, no!
00:09:29Coming through!
00:09:34What's up, Mr. Krabs?
00:09:36It's time to ride the shipwreck!
00:09:38Woo-hoo!
00:09:39What are you talking about, Patrick?
00:09:41The roller coaster!
00:09:43Get your head in the game!
00:09:45Remember that big, terrifying roller coaster?
00:09:48Nope.
00:09:49We had a deal to ride it together?
00:09:51Nope.
00:09:52So I couldn't ride it...
00:09:54Fy you were too busy...
00:09:55To ride it with me?
00:09:56Hmm...
00:10:06Shipwreck!
00:10:11Oh, right!
00:10:12Our old roller coaster deal!
00:10:14Of course, yeah, but we can't go today lad things are too busy around here
00:10:33Thanks for covering for me, mr. Krabs
00:10:35I don't know why I got so scared when I saw that roller coaster. I thought I was big enough
00:10:39Just cuz you're taller don't mean you're a big guy
00:10:42It doesn't big guys are rough and tumble. They don't blow bubbles
00:10:47Hmm, I guess not being scared of roller coasters ain't nothing to be ashamed of glad you understand
00:10:54Hey, you must have been scared of roller coasters too when you were my age
00:10:58Well, I wouldn't really you were probably hiding under the bed kind of scared, weren't you?
00:11:02Well, yeah, maybe even quiet for mama kind of scale. I wasn't crying for mama. Peepy peepee in my pantsy kind of scared
00:11:09Yeah, am I right? Get it straight Spongebob my pants were clean cuz nothing ever scared me and nothing ever will
00:11:16But didn't you say being scared wasn't anything to be ashamed of it ain't for you
00:11:21But I'm different. I wasn't blowing bubbles at your age. I was risking me life
00:11:27On the high seas
00:11:29I ate danger for breakfast peril for lunch and adventure for dinner
00:11:36Really? That's right. I was in command of me own vessel and sailed many a dangerous mile
00:11:45Tell me about your greatest adventure. What if I told you I sailed with the flying Dutchman himself
00:11:52The flying Dutchman the most pants-wettingly scariest goes to ever roam the high seas. Oh
00:12:00My lucky brick
00:12:02Like many a young sailor before me I longed for adventure
00:12:10And that's when the Dutchman's hornpipe appeared
00:12:14I summoned the cursed pirate and journeyed with him to the deepest part of the sea
00:12:23A nightmare realm called the Underworld
00:12:28It was filled with ghostly pirates haunted hurricanes
00:12:34Terrifying monsters
00:12:36I faced him all with steel in me backbone and a cutlass in me claw
00:12:50It was the greatest adventure of me life
00:12:55Wow
00:12:57You're almost like a real swashbuckler
00:12:59Almost I am a real swashbuckler. How do you think I earned this baby?
00:13:05What is that it's a swashbuckler certificate it means I prove my bravery courageousness
00:13:12Dairy panache guts grit moxie and intestinal fortitude
00:13:20Well, that's it. I'd be a big guy if I could earn my swashbuckler certificate
00:13:25And you could teach me teach you to be a swashbuckler
00:13:30I don't mean to laugh in your face, but
00:13:32Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
00:13:35You're too scared to even ride a roller coaster
00:13:39I can do it! I want to be a brave swashbuckler like you!
00:13:43I'm ready!
00:13:44SpongeBob, you're just a bubble blowing baby boy who's not ready
00:13:49But but but
00:13:50But surfer toilets!
00:13:51Speaking of which, the heads need swabbing
00:13:53So git!
00:13:54And no more talk about being a swashbuckler
00:13:57Aww.
00:14:00You're not ready!
00:14:13Bravery? Courage?
00:14:14I gotta learn this stuff if I'm gonna prove myself to Mr. Krabs.
00:14:18You got this, SpongeBob.
00:14:22Now what else did he say I needed?
00:14:24Daring.
00:14:25Oh, right. Daring.
00:14:26Guts.
00:14:27Panache.
00:14:28Moxie.
00:14:29Intestinal fortitude.
00:14:30Okay, okay. Slow down.
00:14:31You spelled fortitude wrong.
00:14:33It's F-O-R-T-I-T-U-D-E.
00:14:36Mr. Krabs Certificate!
00:14:38Why do you have this?
00:14:40I always read in the bathroom.
00:14:42Hmm.
00:14:43I know I can do this.
00:14:44I just need a chance to prove it.
00:14:46Prove it!
00:14:47Prove it!
00:14:48Well, that's weird.
00:14:49Weird.
00:14:50Weird.
00:14:51Weird.
00:14:52Weird.
00:14:53Weird.
00:14:54Weird.
00:14:55Weird.
00:14:56Weird.
00:14:57Weird.
00:14:58Weird.
00:14:59Weird.
00:15:00Weird.
00:15:01Weird.
00:15:02Weird.
00:15:04Oh, shrimp!
00:15:05That's our div again!
00:15:06Mr. Krabs won't like that.
00:15:08We gotta get it, right?
00:15:09I'm not going in there.
00:15:11Yeah, you'd have to be pretty brave to go in there, eh?
00:15:15Wait a minute!
00:15:16Patrick, this is it!
00:15:17It is?
00:15:18Destiny is squeezing my buns!
00:15:19Do you feel it?
00:15:20Yeah!
00:15:21This vent is just what I need to start earning my Swashbuckler Certificate.
00:15:26You mean the one we lost?
00:15:27Oh, yes, that one, but also the one I'm gonna earn.
00:15:29We lost two of them down there?
00:15:31The hero's journey starts with one squish.
00:15:36Right behind ya!
00:15:41Okay, jump!
00:15:51Ooh, side adventure.
00:15:56Hmm...
00:15:59Left or right?
00:16:02Ah!
00:16:03Left!
00:16:04Definitely left!
00:16:05Ah!
00:16:06Ah!
00:16:07Ah!
00:16:08Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:10This must lead to the basement.
00:16:11This must go deeper than the basement.
00:16:12What?
00:16:13Where am I?
00:16:14Ah!
00:16:15Ah!
00:16:16Ah!
00:16:17Ah!
00:16:18Ah!
00:16:19Ah!
00:16:20Ah!
00:16:21Ah!
00:16:22Ah!
00:16:23Ah!
00:16:24Ah!
00:16:25Ah!
00:16:26Ah!
00:16:27Ah!
00:16:28Ah!
00:16:29Ah!
00:16:30Ah!
00:16:31Ah!
00:16:32Ah!
00:16:33Ah!
00:16:34Ah!
00:16:35Ah!
00:16:36Ah!
00:16:37Ah!
00:16:38Ah!
00:16:39Ah!
00:16:40Ah!
00:16:41Ah!
00:16:42Ah!
00:16:43Ah!
00:16:44Ah!
00:16:45Ah!
00:16:46Ah!
00:16:47Ah...
00:16:49Ah...
00:16:50Ah!
00:16:51Ah!
00:16:52Ah...
00:16:53Ah!
00:16:54Ah!
00:16:55Ah!
00:16:56Arr!
00:16:59Ahoy!
00:17:08So, who's a bubble-blowing baby boy now, huh?
00:17:26Oh, who am I kidding? I'll never be a swashbuckler.
00:17:42Mysterious glow!
00:17:45Part two.
00:17:49Whoa!
00:17:51This must be the hornpipe Mr. Krabs took from the Flying Dutchman!
00:17:57If a swashbuckler ye want to be, blow this horn and ye shall see.
00:18:04Patrick, I'm feeling destiny again.
00:18:09Still nothing, but don't let me slow you down.
00:18:26No!
00:18:33Huh?
00:18:34That sounds like –
00:18:35Oh no!
00:18:39Ah!
00:18:40Spike Bob!
00:18:41Get out of there!
00:18:43Have fun.
00:19:09Let's go!
00:19:13You dropped your lucky brick.
00:19:25I don't have a lucky brick.
00:19:27On your feet, you sea-drinking pollywog!
00:19:34You're in the company of the Flying Dutchman!
00:19:39Who blew my hornpipe?
00:19:51I did?
00:19:55I'm coming!
00:19:59Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
00:20:03Weird place for a painting.
00:20:05Move it, Squidward!
00:20:07Let me take a look at you.
00:20:11Spitshine shoes, long socks, short pants, empty middle distance stare.
00:20:19Tell me, laddie.
00:20:21Can you blow a bubble?
00:20:26Why?
00:20:27You're the very swab I've been looking for!
00:20:31Ha-ha!
00:20:33Really?
00:20:34You look like the kind of strappin' young bubble blowin' fella who wants, nay, needs a chance to prove his mettle!
00:20:42Oh! He was just saying that in the bathroom!
00:20:46Quiet! You don't matter.
00:20:47Very good.
00:20:48That's why I blew the horn, Mr. Dutchman, sir.
00:20:50I need to prove I'm a big guy by earning my swashbuckler certificate.
00:20:54Well, I'm here to offer you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth in the underworld.
00:21:04Just like Mr. Krabs.
00:21:06Aw, but he doesn't think I'm ready for that kind of thing.
00:21:09Well, maybe he's right.
00:21:12You might not be ready for...
00:21:14Swashbucklin'!
00:21:16Swashbuckling?
00:21:18Swashbucklin'!
00:21:28Swashbuckling!
00:21:33Swashbuckling!
00:21:39Ah!
00:21:41I'm ready!
00:22:07Then it's a deal!
00:22:09The Dutchman's deal!
00:22:29Stupid passcode!
00:22:314-15-8
00:22:35Permission to come aboard, sir!
00:22:37Granted, shipmate!
00:22:39Me too!
00:22:40Only if you put on some pants.
00:22:43Oh, my dress.
00:22:46No pubis skin!
00:22:50Wee!
00:22:51Welcome aboard!
00:22:56Bless these long eyes!
00:22:58Come on!
00:22:59Right this way do you court us!
00:23:02I'm gonna be a swashbuckler!
00:23:05What do you think, Captain?
00:23:07Pure heart.
00:23:08Innocent mind.
00:23:10Desperate to be a big guy.
00:23:13He's perfect.
00:23:14Perfect.
00:23:17Ahoy, crabs!
00:23:19Long time no see!
00:23:22Please!
00:23:23Don't take SpongeBob!
00:23:25You'll never see him again!
00:23:28He's the key to unlocking my curse!
00:23:32SpongeBob!
00:23:33Wee!
00:23:34Wee!
00:23:35Wee!
00:23:36Wee!
00:23:37Wee!
00:23:38Wee!
00:23:39Wee!
00:23:40Wee!
00:23:41Wee!
00:23:42Wee!
00:23:43Wee!
00:23:45Sit up your trousers, me hearties!
00:23:47A trip to the underworld is not for the faint of heart!
00:23:52Oh, Squidward, what are we gonna do?
00:24:11Sorry, I don't speak do.
00:24:13I'll be blustering and bragging, filling that boy's head with adventure.
00:24:17I drove him right into the tender mercies of that monster.
00:24:21The flying Dutchman.
00:24:23Look, Eugene.
00:24:24You can't blame yourself.
00:24:26Mr. Krabs.
00:24:27Say what?
00:24:28Call me Mr. Krabs.
00:24:30Okay.
00:24:31Look, Mr. Krabs.
00:24:33There you go.
00:24:34You know what?
00:24:35It is your fault.
00:24:36You're right, Squidward.
00:24:38Which is why we gotta go save him!
00:24:40Hold it.
00:24:41You don't think I'm actually participating in this fool's errand, do you?
00:24:45I know you are.
00:24:47Because if you don't, I'll demote you to fry cook.
00:24:50Permanently.
00:24:51But the grease inflames my acne.
00:24:55Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:24:59So just the two of us against the Dutchman, huh?
00:25:13There's three in this crew, Mr. Squidward.
00:25:18Meow.
00:25:19Why was I worried?
00:25:20Nice to see me old gear still fits, eh?
00:25:23Huh?
00:25:24Hmm.
00:25:25Not bad.
00:25:26To get us there in style, say hello to our noble vessel, the Petty Blaster!
00:25:29Hey!
00:25:30We might actually be safe on this adventure driving a Winnebago.
00:25:32Winnebago.
00:25:33We can't lose in a Winnebago, Mr. Squidward.
00:25:37Hilarious.
00:25:38Quack!
00:25:39Hilarious.
00:25:40Quack!
00:25:41Hilarious!
00:25:42Do you even know how to find SpongeBob?
00:25:44Aye, Squidward.
00:25:45But it won't be easy.
00:25:46The Dutchman's taken SpongeBob to the deepest, most dangerous part of the sea.
00:25:52A realm of dark magic called the Underworld.
00:25:55Under where?
00:25:56Hmm.
00:25:57Under where?
00:25:58Hmm.
00:25:59Under where.
00:26:00Well, how do we get there?
00:26:01First, we've got to find the magical portal.
00:26:04Then navigate the slime river through unimaginable terrors.
00:26:07Oh, wow.
00:26:08Oh, wow.
00:26:09Oh, wow.
00:26:10Oh.
00:26:11Oh, wow.
00:26:12Oh, wow.
00:26:13Oh, wow.
00:26:14Oh, wow.
00:26:15Oh, wow.
00:26:16Oh, wow.
00:26:17Oh, wow.
00:26:18Oh, wow.
00:26:20Oh, wow.
00:26:21Oh, wow.
00:26:22Oh, wow.
00:26:23Oh, wow.
00:26:24Oh, wow.
00:26:25Oh, wow.
00:26:26Oh, wow.
00:26:27And if we survive, this is where we find SpongeBob.
00:26:33Challenge Cove.
00:26:34That's where the Dutchman can use SpongeBob to break his curse.
00:26:38And if we don't get down there in time to stop him, our favorite fry cook is doomed.
00:26:44Now, settle up.
00:26:46We got no time to waste.
00:26:57Full disclosure, that's farther than I thought we'd get.
00:27:02We're all going to stop the bugs.
00:27:03You'll be done for the murder.
00:27:04We got no time to leave.
00:27:05We got no time to hype up.
00:27:06We got no time to do it.
00:27:07We got no time to eat.
00:27:08We got no time to eat.
00:27:09We got no time.
00:27:10Welcome to the Underworld!
00:27:31Huh?
00:27:37Maybe I'm not ready for this place.
00:27:40Ah, yes, the Underworld can be terrifying to most.
00:27:44But not to a brave big guy like yourself!
00:27:48You think I'm brave?
00:27:50Ah, you laugh-a-danger!
00:27:58I mean...
00:28:00You can do better than that!
00:28:04I can't hear you!
00:28:11Don't worry, Patrick.
00:28:13We laugh-a-danger!
00:28:16Huh?
00:28:20Stop!
00:28:22Huh?
00:28:24Incoming!
00:28:26Whoa!
00:28:30Whoa!
00:28:34Whoa!
00:28:44Whoa!
00:28:46Whoa!
00:28:48Whoa!
00:28:49Uh! Huh?
00:29:07You were right, Dutchman! I'm not afraid of the underworld!
00:29:12Glad to hear it, lad.
00:29:14I'm not afraid, either.
00:29:16Who cares?
00:29:17Spongebob, I want you to think of me as your swashbuckling guru and your friend.
00:29:26Look! More danger!
00:29:39Captain, this lubber is a complete barnacle brain.
00:29:43Are you sure he's the one?
00:29:45True, he don't have physical prowess or pirating ability, but the boy's got the very thing we need.
00:29:55Staggering stupidity.
00:29:57He won't figure out the truth until it's way too late when we finally break my curse!
00:30:05Break your curse!
00:30:08My curse!
00:30:10Your curse!
00:30:16What are we laughing about?
00:30:19Nothing, lad!
00:30:21According to the map, the gates to the underworld lie in the most horrible place imaginable.
00:30:39Bikini Bottom High.
00:30:41Aye.
00:30:42Aye.
00:30:43Dangerous waters.
00:30:44Oh.
00:30:45Nice ride.
00:30:47Losers!
00:30:48See what I mean?
00:30:49Holy!
00:30:51Today's looks good for us all!
00:30:55Unshatering evidently.
00:30:56What's the case?
00:30:57Cookie's kosten!
00:30:59No, one's loud!
00:31:00Click that button.
00:31:14Good work, Tentacles!
00:31:16Coach Tuna!
00:31:18You still owe me laps!
00:31:20It's coming higher!
00:31:44We're close!
00:31:48I can smell it!
00:31:50Me too!
00:31:56Are you, Davy?
00:31:58No man, I'm Phil!
00:32:00Davy's over there!
00:32:02There she blows!
00:32:04Davy Jones' locker!
00:32:06The entrance to the underworld!
00:32:14If you're gonna be a swashbuckler, you're gonna dress the part!
00:32:34Now step out, lad!
00:32:36Let's get a look at ya!
00:32:40Are you sure this is a swashbuckler outfit?
00:32:43Absolutely!
00:32:45Standard issue!
00:32:47Really?
00:32:49That safety suit should keep him alive long enough to break my curse!
00:32:53Your curse!
00:32:55Come on, Barb!
00:32:57Read the room!
00:32:59Hold it!
00:33:01No!
00:33:03This is all wrong!
00:33:05Let's find something else!
00:33:07Wait! Mind your business!
00:33:13Fashion show!
00:33:15This feels much better!
00:33:17I don't think that's quite right, lad!
00:33:19I agree, Dutchie!
00:33:21It's missing one thing!
00:33:23What?
00:33:25What?
00:33:27What?
00:33:29Pink guy's driving me nuts!
00:33:31He's distracting the fool!
00:33:33Their friendship is a problem!
00:33:35That's why we work so well together, Barb!
00:33:39We've never been friends!
00:33:41Exactly! I...
00:33:43Wait, what?
00:33:45We'll have to take care of that one!
00:33:47Land ho!
00:33:49Whoa!
00:33:51Whoa!
00:33:53Whoa!
00:33:54Whoa!
00:33:55Whoa!
00:33:57We've arrived at Challenge Cove!
00:34:00The place where you'll finally become a swashbuckler!
00:34:04Woohoo!
00:34:06Ha!
00:34:07Ha!
00:34:08Ha!
00:34:09Ha!
00:34:11Whoa!
00:34:12Ha!
00:34:13Ha!
00:34:14Ha!
00:34:15Ha!
00:34:16Ha!
00:34:17Ha!
00:34:18Ha!
00:34:19Ha!
00:34:20Ha!
00:34:21Ha!
00:34:22Ha!
00:34:23Ha!
00:34:24Ha!
00:34:25Are you sure about this?
00:34:26Don't worry, Mr. Squidward!
00:34:27I've got everything under control!
00:34:29Ooh!
00:34:30These creatures look friendly enough, huh?
00:34:40That was the scariest thing I ever saw!
00:34:44Till I saw that.
00:35:00Here's an idea. We go home, and you hire a NEW FRY CART!
00:35:11What do you think, Gary?
00:35:18SpongeBob's first Krusty Krab ID card.
00:35:22Look at him. So...yellow!
00:35:26That answers that.
00:35:30Is that where we have to go?
00:35:34Aye. To succeed, you must reach that X.
00:35:38And then I'll get my certificate.
00:35:40Right after you make it up to the next X.
00:35:44And then up to that one. And up to the next one.
00:35:47And then up again. And up there.
00:35:49How high do I have to go?
00:35:51To the top, lad! If you make it there and blow that hornpipe,
00:35:54boy, you'll become a swashbuckler!
00:35:57Mr. Krabs will be so proud. If I can do it.
00:36:01Oh, it'll be easy. We'll get through these challenges together.
00:36:07Sorry with the new, uh, intestinal fortitude.
00:36:13To begin, we'll walk that path until we've...
00:36:17Not so fast!
00:36:21You said we have to walk this path.
00:36:24But this is clearly a road.
00:36:28You're right, Patrick. It is a road.
00:36:33I know.
00:36:34Tartar sauce. Now what are we gonna do?
00:36:36I know.
00:36:37What difference does it make?
00:36:39You say road, I say path.
00:36:41I say potato, you say potato!
00:36:43No, I don't. I say string cheese.
00:36:47Oh, string cheese.
00:36:50String cheese.
00:36:51String cheese.
00:36:53A road of string cheese.
00:36:55String cheese road.
00:36:57String cheese expressway.
00:37:00String cheese castle!
00:37:02I can't shake it!
00:37:03Bob, no! Killing him might tip him off!
00:37:06What do you say we go beat these challenges? Road or no road?
00:37:10Wait!
00:37:13Watch out for the skeleton guardians!
00:37:16What?!
00:37:17Watch out for me!
00:37:19Watch out for the wa-oof?
00:37:23Not sure what that means.
00:37:24Plus, it's hard to hear with all the... sounds.
00:37:29Well, whatever it is, I'm sure it's not that important.
00:37:31Patrick, I think these are the guys who are gonna...
00:37:38Fortify our intestines!
00:37:41Yay!
00:37:44Bob, we gotta reach that nitwit before he gets killed!
00:37:48Yes, let me try, sir!
00:37:50What do you think? Path or road?
00:37:56Can someone hand me my eyebrows?
00:38:00Short play, huh?
00:38:01I think my skills will satisfy.
00:38:03Dodge!
00:38:05Parry!
00:38:06Thrust!
00:38:07Plie!
00:38:08Patrick!
00:38:09What if Mr. Krabs was right?
00:38:10And I am just a bubble-blowing baby boy.
00:38:12That wouldn't be good.
00:38:13Patrick, what are we gonna do?
00:38:16You're asking the wrong question, lad.
00:38:17Mr. Krabs?
00:38:18If you wanna get out of this, Pickle, you're gonna have to start with me.
00:38:19You're asking the wrong question, lad.
00:38:20Mr. Krabs?
00:38:21If you wanna get out of this, Pickle, you're gonna have to start acting like a rough-and-tumble swashbuckler.
00:38:28Well, how do I do that?
00:38:29You start by asking the right question.
00:38:33you're asking the wrong question lad mr. Krabs if you want to get out of this pickle you're gonna
00:38:45have to start acting like a rough-and-tumble swashbuckler well how do I do that you start by
00:38:53asking the right question it's not what are we gonna do it's what would I do what what I do huh
00:39:03no no no me what would me do not you me mr. Krabs what would I do oh that makes way more sense
00:39:14so how does it does this end or wake up ah Patrick maybe if we act like mr. Krabs we can make our way
00:39:30through this why didn't I think of that because you're not a swashbuckler certificate recipient
00:39:36in the making Bob do you spy the monocle sorry sir I don't wait hey look at me
00:39:44argh I'm no bubble blower I'm a rough and tumble swashbuckler rough and tumble as the day is long
00:40:00they don't come as rough and tumble as me rough and tumble tumble and
00:40:14huh look at me ruffle and tumble spongebob these look like our intestines and they're fortified this
00:40:33means I passed the first challenge
00:40:35oh look at my wiggle
00:40:38what are those idiots doing
00:40:49What is happening?
00:41:07I don't know how he did it, Barb.
00:41:14That fool must really be the one.
00:41:17I think you're right, sir.
00:41:18Look!
00:41:19You know what that means, Mr. Krabs.
00:41:45I'm in deep shrimp.
00:41:48SpongeBob!
00:41:50Hold on, lad!
00:41:57Woo-hoo!
00:41:59On to challenge number two!
00:42:05Shiloh?
00:42:06Bad news, sir.
00:42:09Krabs is following us.
00:42:11What?
00:42:12No, no, no!
00:42:13If he catches up, he'll tell SpongeBob the truth and ruin everything!
00:42:18Oh, Bob.
00:42:19It's been so long, and I'm so close!
00:42:23I wouldn't worry about Krabs, sir.
00:42:24He ain't gonna last long in the underworld.
00:42:30Huh?
00:42:31Where's that music coming from?
00:42:36Hmm, not bad.
00:42:37Ha!
00:42:38Huh?
00:42:39Huh?
00:42:40Where's that music coming from?
00:42:42Hmm, not bad.
00:42:44Ha!
00:42:45Huh?
00:42:46Huh?
00:42:47Greetings, travelers.
00:42:48Come play with us.
00:42:50Come play with us.
00:42:51Come play?
00:42:52Cover your ears, Squidward!
00:42:53Those are sirens!
00:42:54Tempted us into a smooth jazz trap!
00:42:59Later, losers!
00:43:00Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:43:01Ha-ha-ha!
00:43:02Scridward!
00:43:03We gotta save SpongeBob!
00:43:04Uh-huh?
00:43:05Greetings, travelers. Come play with us.
00:43:11Come play?
00:43:13Cover your ears, Squidward! Those are sirens! Tempted us into a smooth jazz trap!
00:43:20Later, losers!
00:43:24Squidward, we gotta save Spongebob!
00:43:28Uh-huh.
00:43:30There's no time for a solo!
00:43:33There's always time for a solo.
00:43:51Well, music lovers, what do you think?
00:43:57Now we gotta save that good-for-nothing, easy-listening layabout.
00:44:03Whoa!
00:44:05Way down!
00:44:08There's gotta be something in here that'll help, Squidward.
00:44:15Huh?
00:44:16Better hurry up, or instead of being a big guy, I'll be a dead guy.
00:44:20Whoa!
00:44:24Bandages, no!
00:44:26Antiseptic, no!
00:44:27We're gonna-no!
00:44:28Breathments, no!
00:44:29Whoa!
00:44:30Ah!
00:44:31Help!
00:44:32No, no, you don't!
00:44:34Whoa!
00:44:35Whoa!
00:44:36Whoa!
00:44:37Whoa!
00:44:38Whoa!
00:44:39Whoa!
00:44:40Whoa!
00:44:41Whoa!
00:44:42Whoa!
00:44:43Whoa!
00:44:44Whoa!
00:44:45Whoa!
00:44:46Whoa!
00:44:47Uh-oh!
00:44:52No more wasted time, Squidward!
00:44:54We might already be too late!
00:44:57You know, I think we cracked the code to these challenges.
00:45:08All I gotta do is keep acting like Mr. Krabs, and I'll be swashbuckling in no time.
00:45:13To Mr. Krabs!
00:45:15Big guys!
00:45:16Big guys!
00:45:22Oh, what are they doing now?
00:45:24Are they?
00:45:25You can celebrate later, lad!
00:45:27Let's head to the next challenge!
00:45:32SpongeBob?
00:45:36Oh, his pink friend is slowing us down.
00:45:40Oh, just give me five minutes with him, sir.
00:45:42I'll explain how we do things around here!
00:45:48Okay.
00:45:49Chill out, Bob.
00:45:50I have a better idea.
00:45:55SpongeBob!
00:45:56Swashbucklers don't spend their time seahorsing around!
00:46:00Really?
00:46:01What's the swashbuckling stance on giggling?
00:46:05Not good!
00:46:07What about butt-wiggling?
00:46:10Maybe you don't want this bad enough, SpongeBob.
00:46:15That's not true!
00:46:16I want to be a big guy more than anything!
00:46:18Well, if you want to be someone big, you're gonna have to leave some of your small ways behind.
00:46:27Oh!
00:46:37Oh.
00:46:39Okay.
00:46:40No more seahorsing around.
00:46:42Smart lad!
00:46:44Now, let's get you to challenge number two!
00:46:47Welcome to the underworld!
00:46:48For what premise is to be an exciting contest, we're just moments away from challenge number two.
00:47:02Tell me, Barb.
00:47:03Will it be even more difficult than the last challenge?
00:47:08Uh...
00:47:09Yes.
00:47:10There's no telling what's lurking along that path to the platform.
00:47:15It could be a charging ball clam!
00:47:18Or a terrifying jelly hook!
00:47:20Hope it's not my third grade math teacher!
00:47:22She scares the heck out of me!
00:47:25Heh!
00:47:26Know what I'm saying?
00:47:27You're on my foot.
00:47:28Let's meet our challenger!
00:47:31Standing at a full 36 clams high, inhaling all the way from Bikini Bottom...
00:47:37My best friend, SpongeBird Squishorts!
00:47:41This bubble blower has got a lot to prove!
00:47:44If he ever wants to show the world, he's a swashbuckler!
00:47:50Challenge number two won't be easy!
00:47:53But I believe in you, big guy!
00:47:57Ah!
00:47:58Now, go get him!
00:47:59Big guy!
00:48:00Big guy!
00:48:01Big guy!
00:48:02Big guy!
00:48:03Big guy!
00:48:04Big guy!
00:48:05Big guy!
00:48:06Yikes!
00:48:11Big guy!
00:48:14Huuueaahhh!
00:48:15Yow!
00:48:16Aah!
00:48:18They got mine!
00:48:20Ooh!
00:48:22Okay Squarepants.
00:48:23You can do this!
00:48:25What would I do?
00:48:27Hmmmm...
00:48:32Woah!
00:48:38Wheeeee!
00:48:40Woohoo!
00:48:41Oh, my God!
00:48:43Yeah, baby!
00:48:45Whoo-hoo!
00:48:52Whoo-hoo! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:49:00Ooh, you're lucky brick.
00:49:08Huh?
00:49:09Ah!
00:49:11What the fuck?
00:49:12Arrgh!
00:49:20Oh!
00:49:24Whee!
00:49:31Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:49:33Oh, I'm tired!
00:49:40I'm tired!
00:49:44Oh!
00:49:45Oh
00:50:15We interrupt this movie for an important message from Paramount Studios.
00:50:26This picture's gone completely off the rails!
00:50:29The only thing that can save it is some serious star power.
00:50:34Get Sandy Cheeks in this movie, pronto!
00:50:37Howdy-do, SpongeBob!
00:50:42That's not what I meant!
00:50:45Who is it?
00:50:47Hey, what?
00:50:48Get out of here!
00:50:49Get out!
00:50:50Get out!
00:50:51Get out!
00:50:52Get out!
00:50:53Get out!
00:50:54Get out!
00:50:56Get out of here!
00:50:58I'll see you next time.
00:51:28Boy, if only Mr. Krabs could see me now.
00:51:31He'd finally see what I've been seeing all along.
00:51:35A splotch buckler in the making.
00:51:37Really?
00:51:39Really.
00:51:40But remember, if you want to become a true big guy,
00:51:43you have to stay focused.
00:51:46Got it. Focused.
00:51:47Bubble break!
00:51:51You had me at bubble.
00:51:53Let's do a triple dog backslash wand grabber.
00:51:59With the banana slap twist blister.
00:52:06Huh?
00:52:09Yeah, um, sounds fun, Patrick,
00:52:12but maybe we shouldn't do this anymore.
00:52:16What?
00:52:17Well, it's just, you know,
00:52:19I have this other thing I'm doing.
00:52:21You mean, you don't want to blow bubbles with me?
00:52:30I really want to, but...
00:52:34That's okay.
00:52:35It's just that I should...
00:52:37No, it's fine.
00:52:39Pat.
00:52:39I'm not crying.
00:52:41It's just raining on my face.
00:52:45Ah, don't worry about your friend.
00:52:47You can make it up to him once you're a swashbuckler.
00:52:50Well, I...
00:52:52I guess.
00:52:53Good lad.
00:52:54Just keep your eyes on the prize.
00:52:58Come on.
00:53:00Almost there.
00:53:02You're pushing this tub way too hard.
00:53:05We can't stop until we reach SpongeBob.
00:53:07Can't stop.
00:53:08Won't stop.
00:53:09No, stop.
00:53:10We stopped.
00:53:19Oh, I'm so sorry, me boy.
00:53:23Why didn't I just show you how to be a swashbuckler when you asked?
00:53:28You never told me how much you cared.
00:53:31Well, I couldn't.
00:53:32Emotions that are emotional are hard for me.
00:53:35Well, it doesn't matter now.
00:53:38What?
00:53:39You're stuck, so I'm doomed.
00:53:43Goodbye.
00:53:45Quick, we gotta fix this camper.
00:53:48We gotta fix it.
00:53:48Oh, sure.
00:53:50Let's go pop into an auto parts store and get what we need.
00:53:54Huh?
00:53:57Good eye, Gary.
00:53:59Does this seem a little convenient?
00:54:01Nonsense.
00:54:02These big box stores are everywhere.
00:54:09Spare tire, exhaust pipe, tire iron, and oil.
00:54:14Oil, oil.
00:54:15Where's the oil?
00:54:16Just ask somebody.
00:54:19Hello?
00:54:20We need some oil over here.
00:54:23Hello?
00:54:25Hello?
00:54:27Where is everybody?
00:54:28That might be our cue to go.
00:54:35There's someone's shoe.
00:54:38And there's the other one.
00:54:49What kind of big box store is this?
00:54:56Run!
00:54:56Run!
00:54:58I see the exit!
00:55:05What's the plan, Mr. Krabs?
00:55:33It looks hungry, and it's getting closer!
00:55:40Say the word!
00:55:42Any time now!
00:55:43Sooner the better!
00:55:49Really?
00:56:03Hey, I found the oil!
00:56:10Bye-bye, Krabby!
00:56:18Bob, what do you do when your best friend doesn't want to blow bubbles anymore?
00:56:33I...
00:56:35Thanks!
00:56:37Makes a lot of sense.
00:56:42This is it, lad.
00:56:48The last challenge.
00:56:50Finish this, and you'll become a swashbuckler!
00:56:56Let's do it.
00:57:11Ready, Dutch?
00:57:13Bang it!
00:57:15Ah!
00:57:30Ta-da!
00:57:32Daring, bravery, courageousness, panache, guts, grit, moxie...
00:57:35And intestinal fortitude!
00:57:37You did them all!
00:57:39I knew you were special, lad!
00:57:42Look at that!
00:57:59Oh, look at that.
00:58:03Oh, inside those doors, you'll stand at the altar, blow the hornpipe, and a swashbuckler you'll become.
00:58:11And once I get my certificate, Mr. Krabs will finally see that I'm a big guy.
00:58:18Then, I can do what every little guy dreams of doing when he grows up. Ride that big guy roller coaster.
00:58:25Yes, yes, roller coaster. Wait, you mean your dream is to ride a roller coaster?
00:58:32Well, of course. We all have dreams. What's yours?
00:58:36What? Well, I dream of a wonderful world above the waves, where the sun shines in your face, and the wind blows through your hair.
00:58:48What's this magical place called?
00:58:51Santa Monica.
00:58:52Oh, look at me, shattering like a cabin boy. Let's get going.
00:58:58Stop right there.
00:59:03Good thing this bird is allergic to shellfish.
00:59:08Mr. Krabs?
00:59:10Oh, tartar sauce.
00:59:12Are you okay, boyo? Did you get hurt at all? Any bumps, bruises, scratches? I'm so glad we found you.
00:59:22Who's we?
00:59:23Me, Squidward, and Gary.
00:59:25We're here to rescue you from him.
00:59:34Whoa, whoa. Now, hold on, Krabs.
00:59:36Oh, I'm not in any danger. The Flying Dutchman's been helping me become a swashbuckler, just like you.
00:59:41Oh. Oh. Well, you see, I, uh, you want to tell him? Or should I?
00:59:49Tell me what?
00:59:50Oh, it's about me past, lad. I embellished a few of the, uh, finer details.
00:59:57I did spend me youth at sea, but I wasn't the captain.
01:00:06Wait a minute. You were a fry cook?
01:00:09Aye. And like you, I dreamed of being a swashbuckler.
01:00:14But nobody believed in me. They said I was a bubble-blowing baby boy.
01:00:25Oh.
01:00:26I was so ashamed.
01:00:29And that's when something called out to me.
01:00:34It was the Dutchman's hornpipe.
01:00:39Oh?
01:00:39A dirty deceiver promised to make me a swashbuckler and lured me to the underworld.
01:00:49But I froze when I saw that terrifying place.
01:00:54Ah!
01:00:55The underworld shivered me timbers and I ran home, tail between me legs.
01:01:01I had many adventures at sea boy, but I never did become a swashbuckler.
01:01:07But what about the swashbuckler certificate?
01:01:11Well, about that.
01:01:18I've been battling the horrors of the underworld?
01:01:23For a kids video!
01:01:25I thought it looked familiar.
01:01:27I'm sorry I lied, lad.
01:01:29I just couldn't bear for you to know I was a coward.
01:01:32But I'm telling you the truth now.
01:01:35The Dutchman is tricking you.
01:01:37No, he's not.
01:01:38He's just helping me become a swashbuckler.
01:01:41I thought you'd be proud of me.
01:01:43Instead, you're treating me like I'm still just a bubble-blower.
01:01:46That's right.
01:01:48Krabs has never believed in you.
01:01:50Come with me and blow that hornpipe.
01:01:53Show him you're a real swashbuckler.
01:01:56The biggest of the big guys.
01:02:01I'm ready.
01:02:03No, SpongeBob!
01:02:06Wait!
01:02:09Hurry, lad.
01:02:11On the pedestal.
01:02:15SpongeBob!
01:02:16Don't do it!
01:02:17You'll see, Mr. Krabs.
01:02:19I'm gonna be a big guy.
01:02:21No, no, no, no!
01:02:22Come on, now!
01:02:27Hurry...
01:02:29SpongeBob!
01:02:48Oh, no!
01:02:50Too late, Krabby!
01:02:51I've saved you, lad!
01:02:57Gotcha!
01:02:58No, no, no, no, no!
01:03:00Whoa!
01:03:07Ooh, swashbuckler shine!
01:03:10It's not swashbuckler shine!
01:03:13Yeah, no.
01:03:14It ain't.
01:03:16Huh?
01:03:17Whew!
01:03:27Ha!
01:03:36Ha ha!
01:03:37Ha ha ha!
01:03:37Whaaak!
01:03:38My curse is lifted!
01:03:51What?
01:03:52I tricked you.
01:03:54Oh, you're such a big guy.
01:03:57Ready to be a swashbuckler.
01:04:00It's all been a big lie.
01:04:03And you fell for it.
01:04:08Oh, no!
01:04:10Back! Back!
01:04:17Hang on to your square, Dariel!
01:04:22Guess who's cursed now!
01:04:28All hail the new Flying Bob Dutch Pants!
01:04:34Oh, Mr. Krabs.
01:04:39You were right about him.
01:04:41Mr. Krabs.
01:04:44Looks like you got a little Dutchman on you, too.
01:04:49It's a double Dutchman, sir.
01:04:54You tricked me.
01:04:55You wanted to be a big guy swashbuckler, didn't you?
01:05:01So what are you complaining about?
01:05:03You should be thanking me.
01:05:06No, please, Mr. Dutchman, sir.
01:05:09I changed my mind.
01:05:10I don't want to be a swashbuckler anymore.
01:05:13Oh, don't fret, sailor.
01:05:16All you need to do
01:05:17is find someone to trick into trading places with you.
01:05:21It only took me, uh, let's see, uh, 500 years!
01:05:29Oh!
01:05:33Now I finally get to go home.
01:05:37Yep, we gotta run.
01:05:39Huh?
01:05:39Whoa!
01:05:40Oof!
01:05:41Wait!
01:05:42Aren't you taking me?
01:05:44Why would I do that?
01:05:45I don't need you anymore.
01:05:47What have I done?
01:06:14It's not your fault, lad.
01:06:18It was my lion that led you here.
01:06:20And now we're cursed to be ghosts.
01:06:24Forever.
01:06:26Forever?
01:06:28Forever.
01:06:30Forever, forever?
01:06:33Forever, forever.
01:06:36Forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever.
01:06:44One more.
01:06:45Forever!
01:06:48Ghost Captain's Log.
01:06:50Tuesday, the 4,732nd, in the month of forever.
01:06:54In the year of eternity.
01:07:07I had it all.
01:07:09Good job.
01:07:10Great friends.
01:07:11I should have stayed a bubble blower.
01:07:15She'll always be a bubble blower to me.
01:07:18I'm sorry, Patrick.
01:07:20I can't believe what a jerk I was.
01:07:23Can you ever forgive me?
01:07:34Oh, there's gotta be something we can do.
01:07:37I'm afraid there's nothing we can do.
01:07:39You made a deal with the Dutchman.
01:07:42It's hopeless.
01:07:44Oh, no.
01:07:45Bart?
01:07:46We're not letting that son of a perch win yet.
01:07:51I've read the Dutchman's deal.
01:07:53And I know what's in the fine print.
01:07:56Pursuant to the provisions outlined in the official pirate curse rulebook of 1586, it is hereby stipulated that the recipient of an officially designated curse is afforded the chance to rectify and nullify all banes and burdens through demolition, if done so within the morrow, and so on, and so forth, and as soon as I afforded him.
01:08:09Of course!
01:08:10Break the horn before sunset and you'll reverse the curse!
01:08:15How do you understand that?
01:08:17I don't know.
01:08:19Oh, but the pirate formerly known as the Flying Dutchman took it to the surface.
01:08:24The surface?
01:08:25I can get us there.
01:08:27Oh!
01:08:34Remember, you can only go to the surface this one time.
01:08:38When the sun sets, the curse is permanent.
01:08:43I told you!
01:08:45I don't know!
01:08:49Bye, everybody!
01:08:53Hopefully not forever!
01:08:55Bye, SpongeBob!
01:08:58You know, for a doofus, you've got a pretty good head on your shoulders.
01:09:01What?
01:09:02Where?
01:09:03Get it off!
01:09:04Get it off!
01:09:04Get it off!
01:09:06Come on.
01:09:07I'll give you guys a ride home.
01:09:11Remember, boy-o!
01:09:13Break the hornpipe and reverse the curse!
01:09:16Right!
01:09:17Break the pipe, reverse the curse!
01:09:19Break the pipe!
01:09:21Reverse that curse!
01:09:25Reverse that curse!
01:09:26Break it!
01:09:27Break it!
01:09:27Reverse it!
01:09:28Reverse it!
01:09:29Break it!
01:09:29Break it!
01:09:30Break it!
01:09:30Break it!
01:09:31Break that curse!
01:09:33Woo-hoo!
01:09:35We made it!
01:09:37Oh, but it's so big up here.
01:09:39The Dutchman could be anywhere.
01:09:41Well, we better find him quick.
01:09:43There's no telling what trouble that cutthroat pirate will cause.
01:09:51I'm here, surface world.
01:09:54I'm here.
01:09:54It's third one another.
01:09:56Let's go!
01:09:56I'm here,orian.
01:09:57Let's go!
01:09:58The Dutchman will cost you siempre to not go to me in the distributive,
01:10:00and I am ready to party!
01:10:01Let's go!
01:10:02Oh, baby!
01:10:03Woo!
01:10:05Let's go!
01:10:12Woo!
01:10:13Woo!
01:10:14cybersecurity!
01:10:15Woo!
01:10:15Woo!
01:10:16Ha!
01:10:16Woo!
01:10:17Woo!
01:10:18Woo!
01:10:19Woo!
01:10:19Woo!
01:10:20Woo!
01:10:21Woo!
01:10:22Woo!
01:10:22Santa Monica, whoo-hoo, paradise!
01:10:52Break that pipe!
01:11:04Reverse that curse!
01:11:10Come on!
01:11:22You!
01:11:23Quick!
01:11:24Grab the hornpipe!
01:11:27No!
01:11:28What are you doing here?
01:11:29I served my time as Dutchman, and I'm not going back!
01:11:33You will if we break that hornpipe!
01:11:36Well, then I'll just have to take it to the one place you'll never go!
01:11:43No!
01:11:44Oh, no!
01:11:50No!
01:11:51No!
01:11:52No!
01:11:53No!
01:11:54No!
01:11:55No!
01:11:56No!
01:11:57No!
01:11:58No!
01:11:59No!
01:12:00No!
01:12:01No!
01:12:02No!
01:12:03No!
01:12:04No!
01:12:05Why did it have to be a rollercoaster?
01:12:07What?
01:12:08Come on, SpongeBob!
01:12:09We gotta stop him!
01:12:10Hey!
01:12:11There he is!
01:12:13Dude, no cuts!
01:12:14Oh, right!
01:12:15Oh, right!
01:12:16Sorry!
01:12:17Hmph!
01:12:18You!
01:12:19Ah!
01:12:20Ah!
01:12:21Ah!
01:12:22Ah!
01:12:23Ah!
01:12:24Ah!
01:12:25Ah!
01:12:26Ah!
01:12:27Ah!
01:12:28Thirty minutes later.
01:12:30Ah!
01:12:31Woo-hoo!
01:12:32Next.
01:12:33See your sunset!
01:12:36Ha-ha-ha!
01:12:37After those pasty white legs!
01:12:40Ah!
01:12:41Ah!
01:12:42Ah!
01:12:43Ah!
01:12:44Ah!
01:12:45Ah!
01:12:46Ah!
01:12:47Made it!
01:12:49Oh, no. I'm on a roller coaster!
01:12:59You gotta be kidding me.
01:13:03Hold on, SpongeBob Scantypants.
01:13:11I gotta get off this thing!
01:13:13No, SpongeBob. What you gotta do is stay on this thing and get that hornpipe.
01:13:19How am I gonna do that?
01:13:21You start by asking the right question. What would you do?
01:13:27What would you do?
01:13:30No, not me. Look, you, SpongeBob. What would you do?
01:13:34Huh? How's that gonna help? You said it yourself. I'm not a big guy. I'm just a bubble blower.
01:13:41Well, I was wrong about bubble blowers, okay?
01:13:45They got more panache, guts, grit, moxie, and intestinal fortitude than any swashbuckler I ever met.
01:13:51SpongeBob, big guys aren't rough and tumble.
01:13:55They're smart and loving and brave and playful and just fun to be around.
01:14:04Are you talking about me, Mr. Krabs?
01:14:07Of course I am. And you're the only one who can break our curse. So ask yourself, what would you do?
01:14:14Well, I'd blow a bubble. Then get blowing, you bubble blowing big baby guy. That sun's about to set.
01:14:23Oh, yeah. Whoa!
01:14:36Bulldog lead!
01:14:38Don't look down, bubble boy.
01:14:41I'm coming for ya.
01:14:44Persistent little barnacle.
01:14:47Give me that.
01:14:53Wiener! Ten o'clock!
01:14:56Huh?
01:14:58I got you, lad.
01:15:03Nice catch, Mr. K.
01:15:05Now let's go get that horn pipe.
01:15:09Miss me?
01:15:12I came here to do two things. Kick butt and blow bubbles. Looks like I'm all out of butt.
01:15:32Hey, what are you doing? Cut it out!
01:15:37Get back!
01:15:39Seriously? Blowing a bubble was your big plan, baby boy?
01:15:56Hm?
01:15:58Whoa!
01:16:06Whoa! Whoa!
01:16:09Huh?
01:16:16Oh, the poor boy! He's lost his mind.
01:16:19I'm fine, Mr. Krabs. It just tickles my belly.
01:16:23Ain't you scared?
01:16:24No, it's really fun.
01:16:26It doesn't even matter.
01:16:42Once the sun sets, I win!
01:16:46Mr. Krabs, look!
01:16:48It's your bubble.
01:16:50Hmm.
01:16:54Hey, Dutchman, what happens again when the sun sets?
01:16:58I win.
01:17:00I win.
01:17:02I win!
01:17:10My hornpipe!
01:17:20Woo-hoo!
01:17:32Huh?
01:17:34No!
01:17:40What?
01:17:42Aw, fish sticks.
01:17:46Avast, Barb!
01:17:50No hard feelings about leaving you behind.
01:17:54What say we pick up where we left off?
01:17:57Well, not exactly where we left off.
01:18:06I'm done by a bubble blower.
01:18:16For proving his silliness, good nature, gaiety, merriment, sense of humor, high spirits, and bubble-blowing ability, it is my great honor to present SpongeBob SquarePants with the official Big Guy Certificate.
01:18:41Uh, is this where I order?
01:18:45Wow.
01:18:46It's...
01:18:47It's beautiful.
01:18:49And to honor our beloved fry cook, all Krabby Patties are full price!
01:18:55Oh!
01:18:57Hey, wait a second.
01:19:00Thank you, Mr. Krabs.
01:19:02But I have to say, I couldn't have done it without my best bubble-blowing buddy in the whole wide world.
01:19:09Congratulations.
01:19:10Patrick.
01:19:11Your name is Patrick, too?
01:19:13I think he means you.
01:19:15This award is half yours.
01:19:18Yay!
01:19:21Here's your half.
01:19:22I win!
01:19:27I'd also like to thank someone very special to me.
01:19:31My boss, my mentor, and most of all, my friend, Mr. Krabs.
01:19:37Oh, SpongeBob.
01:19:39This calls for...
01:19:40An extra special bubble blow!
01:19:43Woo-hoo!
01:19:44Woo-hoo!
01:19:46Woo-hoo!
01:19:55Oh!
01:19:56Huh?
01:19:57Bikini-bottom bubble hug!
01:19:58Is this really necessary?
01:19:59Wow!
01:20:00You're right, Gary.
01:20:01It does feel like something's missing.
01:20:02Oh, yeah!
01:20:03Oh, yeah!
01:20:04I can't believe they forgot me!
01:20:05Oh, I'll be sticking for the...
01:20:07The big stuff!
01:20:08Who do you think you are?
01:20:09It's the big stuff!
01:20:10Stop playing with him, right?
01:20:11No.
01:20:12I'll be sticking for the...
01:20:13The big stuff!
01:20:14Who do you think you are?
01:20:15It's the big stuff!
01:20:16Stop playing with him, right?
01:20:18I can't believe they forgot me!
01:20:20Those lousy stinking fantas...
01:20:25This is the Big Stuff
01:20:28Who do you think you are?
01:20:30This is the Big Stuff
01:20:38Stop playing with him, Riot
01:20:41Big Gop, Big Gop, Big Big Gop, Big Gop
01:20:45Spongebob, Big Gop, Pants okay
01:20:47Spongebob, Big Gop, Pants okay
01:20:49Big Gop, Big Gop, Big Gop, Big Gop
01:20:53Spongebob, Big Gop, Pants okay
01:20:55Spongebob, Big Gop, Pants okay
01:20:57Off the wake up, I'm feeling my best
01:20:59I bend over, I do my lil' stretch
01:21:01Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch
01:21:03Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my chest
01:21:05I blow bubbles so big like Mrs. Pup
01:21:07I be locked in like, no, this isn't luck
01:21:09Eating fancy like, no, this isn't chump
01:21:11With my bestie like, everything fun
01:21:13Big Gop, Big Gop, Big Gop
01:21:15Big Gop, Big Gop, Big Gop
01:21:17Spongebob, Big Gop, Pants okay
01:21:19Spongebob, Big Gop, Pants okay
01:21:21Spongebob, Big Gop, Pants okay
01:21:23Big Gop, Big Gop, Big Gop, Big Gop
01:21:25Big Gop, Spongebob, Big Gop, Pants okay
01:21:27Spongebob, Big Gop, Pants okay
01:21:29Spongebob, Big Gop, Pants okay
01:21:31Big things bout to happen a day
01:21:33I woke up feeling a brand new way
01:21:35Facing the world in a brand new way
01:21:37Spongebob, Big Gop, Pants okay
01:21:39Tight fist, square hips, doing a dance in my big guy pants
01:21:43The baddest, the top of the list I am
01:21:45And all my pearls, they came fresh out of clam
01:21:47Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy
01:21:51SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay
01:21:53SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay
01:21:56Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy
01:22:00SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:02SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:04Off the wake up, I'm feeling my best
01:22:06Big things about to happen a day
01:22:08I bend over, I do my little stretch
01:22:10I woke up feeling a brand new way
01:22:12Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch
01:22:14Facing the world in a brand new way
01:22:17Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my chest
01:22:19SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:21Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy
01:22:25SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:27SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:29Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy
01:22:33SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:35SpongeBob, big guy, pants okay