Worst Date Ever-Full Episode

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Transcript

00:00Sarah, what are you doing here?

00:02It's our anniversary!

00:04Bitch!

00:05Whoa, whoa!

00:06What's left for you to achieve?

00:07Meeting a nice girl.

00:16Finally, shift from my own place.

00:19Hey, sorry I'm late.

00:21I just went and made it.

00:23Sarah.

00:24This place is really nice, actually.

00:27Extravagant play on egg-spectation.

00:30I'm your girl!

00:32Go tell that guy that he doesn't meet our dress code.

00:35Why are they getting along so well?

00:38Did you say he's weird?

00:39Sarah!

00:42My baby!

00:43This guy is so different from those other nightmares you've dated, Sarah.

00:47I have a severe blackberry allergy.

00:53Oh my god!

00:57It's a great life.

00:59Oh my god!

01:00That was too close.

01:02And here we have the tomato red-

01:04Hey!

01:11Will you marry me?

01:12Never.

01:20Oh my god!

01:21They make a great team.

01:31Sarah!

01:32You're not working today.

01:33I know.

01:39Brent?

01:42Missy!

01:44You're supposed to be my best friend!

01:46Sarah!

01:47What are you doing here?

01:48It's our anniversary!

01:51Oh, and you brought him flowers.

01:53Desperate much.

01:55Bitch!

01:56Whoa, whoa, whoa!

01:57Hey!

01:58Watch the whites.

01:59These could stain.

02:04So, Zach.

02:05You're one of the youngest self-made billionaires in LA.

02:08I mean, what's left for you to achieve?

02:11Uh, well, uh...

02:12Brent, I hope you're happy with foggly Missy.

02:17I'm about to get over you with a mani-pedi.

02:20And you're about to get the Venmo request,

02:22because I no longer have a job because of you!

02:25Where am I?

02:27Uh, well, I've been a coder my whole life.

02:31I guess just meeting a nice girl.

02:33He doesn't need any woman except for his mama.

02:38Besides, you work non-stop,

02:40and women don't just fall out of the sky.

02:57Hey.

02:59You okay?

03:00Oh.

03:03Did I just trip on live TV?

03:06Oh, did this day get any worse?

03:19I don't know, Chad.

03:20Nah, uh-uh, Zach.

03:21You haven't left the house in three months, alright?

03:23You need to meet a girl.

03:25And this place is full of honeys, baby.

03:27Buzz, buzz.

03:28But I only met the perfect girl.

03:36You okay?

03:42Dude.

03:45Dude.

03:47Come back to reality, man.

03:49Look, you're a nice, good-looking, rich guy.

03:51You're literally what every girl wants.

03:53How old are you still single?

03:55I guess I just make bad choices.

03:57Every girl I seem to like...

04:00They're messed up.

04:01Last one, murderer.

04:03Thank God Mom found that article.

04:05Well, maybe your luck will change tonight, man.

04:08Ooh, like, mine's about to right now.

04:10Ladies.

04:11How are we doing?

04:14Just...

04:15Oh, wow.

04:16That was fair.

04:19Hey, I'll have a problem.

04:21Yes, what can I get you?

04:22What can I get you?

04:32It's you.

04:34Never mind.

04:36Just...

04:37Two shots of whiskey.

04:38I'm sorry, I was wondering if maybe you want to go on a date with me, or...

04:49Oh, uh...

04:51I'm not dating right now.

04:53Fair.

04:54Excuses for one second.

04:56That is Zach Silverman.

04:58He's incredibly rich and handsome.

05:00A guy who looks like that, and is rich?

05:03He's not gonna be a good guy.

05:05Um...

05:06Will you film on me?

05:07What?

05:08On live TV.

05:10Oh!

05:11Uh, thanks for...

05:12Catching me.

05:14Cheers.

05:19Um...

05:21Yeah.

05:22Sure.

05:23Uh, a date.

05:24But I work evenings.

05:25Maybe lunch?

05:26Luigi's?

05:27No.

05:28My ex-work's there.

05:29Bad memories.

05:31Fair enough.

05:33Oh, uh...

05:34I have an idea.

05:35Um...

05:36Concept.

05:37If it's spelled with a K, I can get us in.

05:41Fun.

05:42Yeah.

05:44So...

05:45At least I'll be far away from stupid Brent and evil Missy.

05:50For real.

05:54Well, hello, chef.

05:56Well, hello.

05:59Wow.

06:00Missy.

06:01Can you believe it?

06:02Finally.

06:03Chef of my own place.

06:05I'm so proud of you, bae.

06:07Happy opening.

06:08Happy opening to you.

06:09Ooh, fancy.

06:15Hey, good, bae?

06:16How you feeling?

06:17I'm feeling good.

06:18I'm feeling...

06:19I'm feeling confident.

06:21So, uh...

06:22How's it...

06:23How's it look?

06:25Looks good, man.

06:26Oh, uh...

06:28Hey, Mom.

06:29Have you seen my new jacket?

06:32Mom.

06:33Hmm?

06:36Mom.

06:37Oh, hi, baby.

06:38Hey.

06:39My jacket.

06:40Oh!

06:41I needed to borrow your wallet.

06:43Can you bring me a margarita, honey?

06:45No, I don't have the time, Mom.

06:46Uh...

06:47You'll eat for my...

06:48Dentist appointments.

06:49Yeah.

06:51Huh.

06:52You're just awfully nice for the dentist.

06:54Oh, yeah.

06:55Um...

06:56I just wanna look good for my, uh...

06:58X-rays.

06:59Love you.

07:00Bye, Mom.

07:01Love you more.

07:11See you later, baby boy.

07:16You don't wanna tell Mama where you're going?

07:19Fine.

07:20She's got her own ways of finding out.

07:24I'm very excited.

07:25I'm looking for my friend in this...

07:26Hey.

07:27I've been a good guy.

07:28I'm a good girl.

07:29My friend likes you.

07:30I'm a good girl.

07:31I'm a good girl.

07:32I'm a good girl.

07:33I'm a good girl.

07:34I'm so sorry.

07:35I'm so sorry.

07:37Excuse me, man.

07:40Excuse me.

07:41I'll buy everybody's meal.

07:42Sorry.

07:43I'm sorry.

07:44Excuse me.

07:48I'll buy everybody's meal.

07:49Shhh.

07:50Hey, hey, sorry I'm late.

08:01I had to drop something off at work before my shift tonight.

08:04It's okay, I'm just, I'm just going to make it.

08:06Hey everyone, I'm really sorry.

08:08We'll be opening in one minute.

08:11Five minutes.

08:13All good.

08:15My ex would have blown his lid and demanded a free meal.

08:18I'm sure the track had missed.

08:20You're a good guy.

08:28Bro, I need a dustpan and more glasses and where are those...

08:31Chef, you call him chef in the kitchen.

08:34Sorry, chef.

08:36For God's sake, Diane, we opened today, okay?

08:38And the new owners are here, we don't even know who they are,

08:40so we have to impress every table, got it?

08:43Maybe they're outside right now.

08:45Yeah.

08:45Sarah.

08:50Sarah.

08:55Sorry!

08:57Hmm.

08:59Need the broom again.

09:00I'll get it.

09:07I think I see someone sweeping up broken glass.

09:13Wait, I think that's my ex's little sister.

09:15I knew it!

09:35He still loves her and she's here to rub it in my face.

09:40Wow.

09:41This place is really nice, actually.

09:47Diane!

09:48Oh my God, Sarah?

09:50Oh, we missed you.

09:51God, you're in the working world now.

09:53Yep.

09:54Wish me luck.

09:55Good luck.

09:59She's nice.

10:00Yeah, she is.

10:01What about a brother's piece of work?

10:04Same, Liz.

10:13Changed his passwords again.

10:16Some gold-digging hussie's not going to get her claws in my baby boy.

10:20Sarah.

10:22I'm going to win you back.

10:25Time to ruin lunch.

10:26I'm going to make this

10:28the worst

10:30date

10:31ever.

10:37Can we get some menus?

10:39Oh, it's a

10:40tasting menu.

10:41Just bring the food over and

10:43yeah, I just like the place that challenges the concept of food.

10:46Oh.

10:48I like

10:49pizza.

10:53Oh!

10:53Here's the prelude.

10:58An

10:58extravagant

10:59bay on

11:00expectations.

11:02Wine

11:02and a dozen.

11:04Yum.

11:08Oh.

11:10Oh, uh,

11:11just one sec.

11:12My friend is a psycho.

11:14You

11:14have to stop texting.

11:16The place is weird.

11:19He's cute,

11:19but I don't know if we have anything in common.

11:21I can't hear you.

11:22Did you say he's weird?

11:24I'm sorry I made you go.

11:25Want me to fly in with an emergency?

11:27No.

11:28I'm on my way.

11:29Uh, he's okay.

11:31It's the

11:31Hello?

11:36Hey.

11:37Hello.

11:41Oh, uh,

11:42have you never had an

11:43egg-based drink before?

11:47I can

11:47help you.

11:48I can

11:48help you.

11:50So, uh,

11:55the easiest thing to do

11:56is, you know,

11:57crack with his spoons,

11:59so...

11:59Okay.

12:00He's seducing my girl!

12:02I'm your girl!

12:03He's clearly bad for her.

12:06I mean, look at those sneakers!

12:08Diane!

12:09I want you to go tell

12:10that guy

12:11that he doesn't meet

12:12our dress code

12:13and needed to take

12:14payment in advance.

12:16It doesn't seem fair.

12:17Just do it!

12:18If you want to keep your job.

12:20This is why I'm mom's favorite.

12:22The chef said that we need to

12:23take payment on your card

12:24in advance.

12:26What?

12:27Why?

12:27Oh, it's okay.

12:29I think that it was, um...

12:32I don't know.

12:33Something about his sneakers?

12:35You have a dress code

12:36for lunch?

12:37What the hell

12:37is this place?

12:42Are your sneakers

12:43that gross?

12:45I mean...

12:45I like them.

12:53Wait!

12:54Those are limited edition

12:55EtherX elites

12:57and customized

12:58with palladium eyelets?

13:00Those are worth

13:01more than this place!

13:02How can you...

13:04She took the card

13:06while you described

13:07my sneakers

13:07correctly.

13:10That was amazing.

13:12I know.

13:12Why are they getting

13:16along so well?

13:18I guess she likes

13:19his sneakers.

13:23Go tell him

13:24his card was declined.

13:26That'll get him.

13:27Do I have to?

13:35Hey, um...

13:37I guess the card

13:38declined.

13:40Oh, that's weird.

13:41Um...

13:42Do you guys

13:44take cash?

13:49Um...

13:50Yeah.

13:52I'll give you change.

13:59That's crazy.

14:00I can't believe

14:01you just have

14:02that much cash.

14:04You know,

14:04life is crazy.

14:06You have to know

14:07what's going to happen.

14:08Cheers to that.

14:10Cheers.

14:11Don't worry, Sarah.

14:15I'll save you

14:15from this horrible date.

14:19Sarah!

14:20My baby's coming!

14:22You gotta get me

14:23to the hospital!

14:28That's your

14:29co-worker.

14:30Bar?

14:31Water?

14:32Water, please.

14:32Water.

14:33Um...

14:33Yes?

14:35She wasn't

14:35pregnant two days ago,

14:36right?

14:37She was not.

14:39Sarah!

14:41You've gotta get me

14:41to the hospital!

14:42I'm crowning!

14:47Yes, me!

14:48Ah!

14:49My...

14:50My baby!

14:51Miss,

14:52if you're not

14:52dining,

14:53I'll have to ask you

14:53to leave.

14:54Oh, no,

14:55it's...

14:55She was just

14:56checking on Sarah.

14:57You'd get her

14:58table,

14:58just take out

14:59that bowl of cash

15:00I gave you.

15:00What?

15:01Really?

15:01Oh, no,

15:02no,

15:02you don't need

15:03to do that.

15:04This guy

15:05is so different

15:06from those other

15:06nightmares you've dated,

15:08Sarah.

15:08Don't mess this up.

15:10Okay,

15:11um,

15:11tomorrow,

15:12remind me

15:13to teach you

15:14how whispering works.

15:15Okay.

15:17This way, ma'am.

15:22Our next dish

15:24is a tour

15:25de force

15:26of labor

15:26and complexity,

15:28the Latine

15:28grue

15:29or dew.

15:30Enjoy.

15:31delicious.

15:37Oh, um,

15:38could you remind

15:40the kitchen

15:40that I have

15:41a severe

15:41blackberry allergy?

15:43I'll check.

15:46So,

15:47how are we

15:48going to split

15:48this one?

15:49Ah,

15:50are you kidding?

15:52This portion

15:53is huge.

15:57Yeah,

15:58get in there.

15:58Yeah.

16:01Table 7,

16:03a table you're

16:03obsessed with.

16:04Remember that

16:05he has a blackberry

16:06allergy.

16:07That's him.

16:10Good work,

16:11Diane.

16:12Missy,

16:13I need blackberries.

16:14Yes, sir.

16:16No,

16:16I said he's

16:17allergic.

16:17Yeah,

16:17I know.

16:18I'm going to just

16:19gather them all together

16:20and throw them away

16:20so he has no chance.

16:23Now go.

16:24Get back out there.

16:24Go.

16:25Go.

16:33So,

16:34what happens

16:34when you eat blackberries?

16:36Uh,

16:37death.

16:38They're, uh,

16:39something worse.

16:40Now,

16:45a commentary

16:46on consumerism.

16:48Chef's

16:48one-sock fruit blend

16:49experience

16:50and down the hatch.

16:53So,

16:54a tiny smoothie.

16:56Yeah,

16:56pretty much.

16:57Oh,

16:57I checked on the blackberries thing.

16:59All good.

17:00Yeah.

17:06Mmm.

17:08Mmm.

17:09Mmm.

17:10You have to twist it.

17:14Okay.

17:15Let me.

17:16Let me.

17:17Let me.

17:20Okay.

17:22Twist.

17:36It's good,

17:37isn't it?

17:38Wow,

17:38you're really enjoying it.

17:39No?

17:44I'm very...

17:49Oh my god! Oh my god, Zach!

17:53Zach, what do I do?

17:56Is this part of the experience?

18:00Zach!

18:02Yes, yes, EpiPen, where?

18:05Pockets.

18:06Pockets!

18:08Cope, Cope, Cope!

18:10Cope, yes!

18:17Oh my god, that was so scary!

18:22It's in her life.

18:33No!

18:38Oh my god!

18:40Oh my god!

18:41Are you Zach Silverman?

18:43That was too close.

18:44Blackberries won't end this.

18:46And I gotta up my game.

18:47Diane!

18:50Need you to go to Grandma's house and get something for me.

18:53Gotta serve these.

18:54This is more important!

18:56If I'm gonna win back Sarah, I gotta pull out the big guns.

19:00Roe, she's literally on a date with someone else.

19:02And your girlfriend is right there.

19:12Go.

19:14Excuse me.

19:16Oh god.

19:21Yo!

19:22I love you.

19:23I love you.

19:24I love you.

19:28Oh, I'm charmed to meet you, stranger.

19:30Hi.

19:31Chen.

19:33I'm just such a huge fan, bro.

19:35I saw you want to cover that magazine.

19:37What was it?

19:38Rich and Hung.

19:39Right?

19:40Can I get a selfie with you, man?

19:42No.

19:43Hey.

19:44Chen.

19:45Hey.

19:46I met you at the bar.

19:47You're Zach's friend?

19:49No.

19:50You see, I think you're mistaken, lady.

19:52What you probably saw was someone trying to copy my style.

19:54I mean, I'm kind of a big deal myself.

19:56But not as iconic as this guy.

20:04I promise I did not set this up.

20:08I love you.

20:18Excuse me for a minute.

20:23Oh, jeez.

20:24You are lucky I got here, man.

20:26Hey, nice boots.

20:27Yeah.

20:28Did you like them?

20:29Yeah.

20:30Yeah.

20:31I love them.

20:34Can I sit here?

20:38I just need to give him a chance to get away from his friend well bad news his

20:42friend sat in your seat well I'm begging you to help me I just want to get to know

20:48him without something crazy happening yeah he does look pretty easy to

20:53distract but your friend killed my balloon baby I'm still grieving please

20:59please

21:02I told you man you gotta get down on the cowboy boots game oh my lady

21:16I was just uh fanning out over this incredibly cool incredibly smart guy

21:21over here oh excuse me do you know the difference between all the wines on the

21:29list I I'm so confused oh baby I'm a full-on inophile I know about all the

21:34wines white red um and just um rosé rosé yes it's one of them too yeah can you show me

21:45yeah it's been a pleasure meeting you sir but I got right take care you know

21:49what I'm saying now you know that was mortifying guys you're incredible

21:58Alicia wouldn't be here if you hadn't got on our table

22:01here we have a tomato

22:07oh no my jacket oh my god

22:20I am so sorry

22:23oh

22:53Oh, I'm sorry, I brought you some napkins, but, um, wasn't your jacket, uh, pink?

23:08It's reversible.

23:10That's so cool.

23:11Really? You think so?

23:13Thanks, it's one of mine.

23:15Wait, what? You're a designer?

23:17Well, not yet, but I do go to fashion school.

23:20Sarah, whatever your last name is, he never sees to leave.

23:25That tramp thinks she can seduce my boy by stripping in this fancy restaurant?

23:30Well, we'll just see what a mess she is.

23:36This dish is called Rapunzel's Secret. Enjoy.

23:44Uh, if you don't want it, I could have it sent back.

23:49No.

23:50No.

23:52I'm excited to eat.

23:54Hair.

23:58I am here for mine supper.

24:01Oh.

24:02I am Mrs. Van de Velch.

24:05I shall seat myself.

24:08See, that lady fits in here.

24:15Oh, she's coming.

24:15I'll be right behind you if you need me.

24:42Out of my seat.

24:44I'm going to stay.

24:46I have never seen that folder before in my life.

24:51She's crying.

24:54This is my birth records, fake statements.

24:57This has a map and pictures of my house.

25:01How did you get off this?

25:02I do not know.

25:04I've never seen this before.

25:07Oh, I just can't believe this is happening again.

25:10Again?

25:10This has happened before?

25:12Yeah, this is like the fourth time this has happened to me.

25:14I'm really the worst at dates.

25:15So...

25:15Sack.

25:18You seem really smart, but you're being really stupid right now.

25:22I mean, there's a picture of you sleeping in here.

25:24How would I get that?

25:25Why would I write this?

25:30Is there anyone who wouldn't like you dating?

25:34Nobody I can think of.

25:39Excuse me.

25:41I think you're on a date with a gold-dicking hussy.

25:44Okay.

25:45What do you...

25:46You get out!

25:47What from me?

25:48I'm going to suck.

25:50I mean, I just even a monster.

25:52Oh, she is?

25:53I'll take mine to go.

26:12I don't know who that was, but I know that was a disguise.

26:15She must have planted this folder.

26:17I believe you.

26:18I'm going to get to the bottom of this.

26:23Hey, why are you trying to ruin life?

26:32Hi.

26:34Hey.

26:34Some lady gave me $50 to put this on.

26:37There's some funny people about...

26:39Ooh.

26:41You've got weird matches or chinks.

26:46Whoa, whoa, whoa.

26:47Caution, wet floor.

26:55Come on, man.

26:56Sorry.

26:57Why are you trying to ruin my date?

26:59Just tell me who you are.

27:00Young man, unhung me.

27:02It's time for the Brentmeister to seal the deal.

27:15Huh?

27:16Hmm?

27:17Mom.

27:20I was trying to protect you.

27:22How did you even find me?

27:25I am a lioness.

27:27I know how to protect my little cub.

27:29You've been tracking me?

27:31I...

27:31How dare you?

27:33How did you even manage to track my phone?

27:35Don't be silly, Zachy.

27:37I'm not tracking you with your phone.

27:39I paid that doctor to put a chip in you.

27:43She can't say no.

27:45Nobody says no to Brent.

27:47Fie!

27:48What are you doing?

27:49Dealing with destiny.

27:52Can you make a voile of him?

27:55Okay.

27:55Oh, my little puppy.

27:56Okay.

27:57Okay.

27:59Stop behind!

28:04I love you.

28:05I love you too, but I gotta go save a date.

28:08She's evil!

28:10That's not a knife.

28:11I'm sorry!

28:14What kind of pretentious idiot puts hair in food?

28:19Hello, Sarah.

28:20Oh, Brent.

28:23What are you doing here?

28:24Are you enjoying my culinary creations?

28:27You're the chef.

28:28No wonder this is so creepy and gross.

28:31I'll make it for you every day when you come back to me.

28:34Oh.

28:35Whose hair is this?

28:42Brent, you cheated with Missy.

28:45I've moved on.

28:46Yeah, but I haven't.

28:47Don't be so selfish, Sarah.

28:51We're meant to be together.

28:53Why else would you have come here?

28:54My nose!

29:04You can't be serious.

29:07You didn't want me when you had me.

29:09You just want me when you can't.

29:11Oh.

29:12I'm serious.

29:14Let me show you how serious.

29:15That's why you wanted Grandma's ring?

29:18Brent!

29:19Shut up, Diane!

29:22Sarah Portovino, will you marry me?

29:25Come on, it's hurts my knee.

29:37Brent, listen to me.

29:40I will never, ever, in a million years, ever marry you.

29:47You don't mean that.

29:48I do!

29:50Congratulations.

29:51Oh, no, Zach.

29:57This is not at all what it looks like.

29:59Sarah, don't.

30:01He can't deny the power of our love.

30:04You are the moth to my flame.

30:07Zach, he's just...

30:08The brie to my cracker.

30:10The compound butter to my steak.

30:14And you!

30:15I will fight you

30:17to the death for her.

30:20You're fine by me.

30:30I've got your back, buddy.

30:34You know, normally,

30:35I make filet mignon.

30:37Tonight,

30:38I'm going to make mincement

30:40of your face.

30:42David?

30:42Hey, I'm so sorry to do this,

30:51but this is, like,

30:51the second-best shirt.

30:53Can I just take it off?

30:54I don't want to get your blood on it.

30:55Yeah, man, totally.

30:56It's a nice shirt.

30:57Really?

30:57Yeah, thank you.

30:58You know, actually,

31:07I can't fight you.

31:10What do you mean?

31:10You're the one that wanted this?

31:12Yeah, I know,

31:14but these hands create culinary magic,

31:17and if I would damage them,

31:19then the world would lose an artist.

31:21Are you going to leave Sarah alone, or what?

31:22Never.

31:26Then it's on.

31:27Yeah, it is.

31:29It is not on.

31:33It is not on.

31:35I'm not some toy to fight over.

31:37This is ridiculous.

31:39No, she ain't.

31:40Because you're choosing me?

31:42Shut up, Brent.

31:43I said no.

31:44You never listen to me.

31:46Huh?

31:48Zach, did you think this would impress me?

31:50But give me one good reason

31:52I shouldn't leave right now.

31:53Hey, you're the one two-timing him.

31:55Hey!

31:56Sarah is a perfect angel.

31:58She did nothing wrong.

32:00Sarah, I am so sorry I messed this up.

32:05Well, I hate violence,

32:07but if you're going to punch someone,

32:10Brent is literally the best option.

32:14Wait, so you said no to him?

32:18I told him no so hard.

32:20Okay, because your food is really good.

32:25Like, really good.

32:26Really?

32:27Yeah.

32:27Thanks, man.

32:28I tried to balance out the menu.

32:29Shut up, Brent.

32:34I must contemplate a new flavor I've tasted.

32:38Shh.

32:42Sadness.

32:43So I'm in charge, then.

32:49Sarah, you will rue the day you messed with Missy.

32:53You don't have a mushroom allergy, do you?

32:56I still not.

32:58I really enjoy this date.

33:04Yeah, me too.

33:05No.

33:06No.

33:07No.

33:13Hmm, not quite.

33:15Oops!

33:30Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, you think you're so hot.

33:38Let's see how hot you can get.

33:45Hey, whatever happened with that woman?

33:48Why was she trying to ruin our date?

33:50Don't worry about her.

33:53I dealt with her.

33:55And she won't be bothering us every day.

34:00Where's Brent?

34:02We're going to be with the next courses.

34:04This next course is called Hotness.

34:06And I want you to announce that it's only for the really, really hot people.

34:11Okay.

34:12That way, a certain someone with a big head will be the only order.

34:19I'll be honest.

34:21I'm a bit reluctant to serve this.

34:23Just do it, Diane.

34:25See you.

34:27This is Hotness.

34:32It's a stew.

34:34Is that all?

34:37Hey.

34:38Oh!

34:39Whoo!

34:40Mmm!

34:41Okay.

34:42Oh!

34:43That's good.

34:45Quite a kick.

34:47Really, I taste the fiddison and the honey and the rosemary and something else.

35:00Oh!

35:01Oh!

35:02Oh my god!

35:03My senses are fused.

35:07I can smell a color.

35:08Oh!

35:09Oh god.

35:10Oh god!

35:11Oh god.

35:12Oh god.

35:13I need something, something else.

35:15Oh!

35:16Oh my god!

35:17My senses are fused!

35:19I can smell a color!

35:21Oh!

35:23Oh god!

35:25Oh god!

35:27Diane!

35:29Water, please!

35:31I don't know what that was going on about, man. This is good.

35:35Do you want that?

35:37Don't drink water. It makes it way worse.

35:39What are we gonna do?

35:41Missy is happening.

35:45Hey, you can't be back here.

35:47Missy, what did you do?

35:49What you deserve.

35:51What kind of woman steals another woman's man?

35:55You insane bitch!

35:57Hey, don't touch those!

35:59We are aging them for Monde de Matois!

36:02Missy, I can either get past you, or I can go through you.

36:11You're coked.

36:17Out of my way.

36:18You first.

36:21Missy, I hate violence.

36:27Not surprisingly good at it.

36:33Hey!

36:34Zack!

36:35Use this!

36:36Ow!

36:37You fight like a cartoon character!

36:41Thanks.

36:42Now, let's go see the restaurant.

36:43Come on!

36:44Ow!

36:45My stomach!

36:46Looks like it's up to us.

36:47Looks like it's up to us.

36:48Thanks.

36:49Now, let's go see the restaurant.

36:51Let's go see the restaurant.

36:56Come on!

36:58Ow!

36:59My stomach!

37:00My stomach!

37:01Hold on.

37:02Oh my God!

37:03Oh my God.

37:17Okay.

37:18I remember that time.

37:20Hey!

37:22What do you remember?

37:28Oh my god!

37:30Oh, my God.

37:36Oh, fuck.

37:44Oh, they make a great team.

37:47I missed it.

37:48I was enjoying the stew.

37:50You must have an iron stomach.

37:53Mm-hmm.

38:00You saved us.

38:09I'm just trying to have lunch, ma'am.

38:17So, how's the date going?

38:25Wild.

38:27Why did Brittany send your spices in it?

38:29Ah, that wasn't Brent.

38:31We're dealing with something much more evil.

38:37What are you doing?

38:39Your little girlfriend was cheating with my man.

38:43Missy, you psycho.

38:45I haven't seen Brent since I caught you.

38:47Also, don't you think you're poisoning everybody is a bit of an overratch?

38:50I mean, I think that guy's dead.

38:55Missy, you're going to jail.

38:56You'll never take me alive.

38:59Ha!

39:07Ladies and gentlemen,

39:11I give to you

39:13my heart.

39:15Is that blood?

39:21No.

39:22It's boysenberry's jus.

39:25But it might as well be my real heart that you stabbed.

39:30Okay, let's rethinking this.

39:32I'm sure this is...

39:34I'm sure.

39:37It's gummy.

39:38He's an idiot, but he can cook.

39:45This might have saved this whole restaurant.

39:47See why the owner took a chance on him?

39:55You didn't tell her you own the place?

39:57You own this place?

40:04Why didn't you tell me?

40:07I can explain.

40:10Was this some kind of joke?

40:13Did he set you up?

40:15No, it's nothing like that.

40:16I didn't know that he was a douchebag.

40:18I just had one of his meals and that's why I picked him.

40:20I'm not a douchebag.

40:22You're a douchebag.

40:23Oh, you are the owner?

40:29Oh, I'm so fired.

40:33You expect me to believe that this was a coincidence?

40:36You hire my ex and then you...

40:38No, I...

40:40This really is all just a crazy coincidence.

40:44Zach, you seem nice,

40:45but this is just too much weirdness in a row.

40:47I can't take this much drama.

40:49No, I get it.

40:50And I promise that I am a normal guy.

40:54And I also promise that nothing crazy is going to...

40:57Zachy, I'm back.

41:08Mom, I have nothing to say to you right now.

41:11Zachy, I'm your mother.

41:13You must understand that you're all I have.

41:18I don't have a job or a hobby.

41:21Just you, my baby boy.

41:24I'm not going to let some other girl take you.

41:27Okay, everybody.

41:29Enjoy my last course.

41:31Probably ever.

41:35Brent, I'll be honest with you.

41:37I don't want to work with you.

41:39Mom, you're crazy.

41:41But no girl is ever going to replace you.

41:45Of course not.

41:46But I honestly don't think I can trust you anymore.

41:49This is all your fault.

41:51But I think I have a solution that works for...

41:55No.

41:56For everyone.

42:01I quit.

42:02Quit?

42:03Yeah, I...

42:06I quit.

42:10Sarah showed me that I'm just trying to buy things to fill a void inside of me that I can only fill with another person.

42:17And Brent, you're a terrible human being.

42:21And after working with you today, I don't even want to own a restaurant.

42:24And Mom...

42:26It's something you like besides me.

42:29So the restaurant's worse.

42:30What?

42:30To have to work for a living.

42:33A concept I'm giving it to you.

42:35You can make your own money.

42:36You can stop living for me.

42:38Oh, you know.

42:39I can't work evenings.

42:41That's when I shop.

42:43And afternoons are spa time.

42:45It's this or the streets, Mom.

42:47Mrs. Vanderwilt.

42:48I have a lot of ideas.

42:50It's Mrs. Silverman.

42:52You imbecile.

42:53And you'll be going with my ideas.

42:57I'm ideating right now.

42:59Yeah, well, I'm ideating more.

43:02You will not present any ideas to your boss ever again.

43:07Yes, Mom.

43:08Give me that trick.

43:11Follow me.

43:13So she's my new boss?

43:16Oh, no, Diane.

43:17You're...

43:18You're no longer needed here.

43:20I think you're wasted here.

43:25You're smart and capable.

43:28I think you should come work for me.

43:33I'd like to balance things.

43:36It's time for the Chester to make us move.

43:39You know, I'm feeling some strong vibes between us.

43:41How about we, uh...

43:42Uh, I like women.

43:43Sorry.

43:45Me too.

43:46That's cool.

43:48Sarah.

43:54Um...

43:55I am so excited to announce that I am hiring this brilliantly talented designer.

44:03She's going to be launching a new line for sneaker heads.

44:07Reversible clothing for those unpredictable days.

44:09I told you you're a genius.

44:14Um...

44:15Zach, I'm sorry, but no.

44:18I don't know what's going on, but you've got to go after her.

44:38This is her dream.

44:41Zach, buddy.

44:42You are so good at everything except chasing what you actually want, man.

44:46Just...

44:48What does your heart tell you?

45:03Please, Sarah.

45:04Please.

45:11Please, Sarah.

45:13Please.

45:14Hey, sorry I'm late.

45:16I had to drop something off at work before my shift tonight.

45:23Oh, hey!

45:24You're here early.

45:26How'd your date go?

45:27Oh, don't ask.

45:30Pretty sure I'm never seeing him again.

45:34Can I order a drink?

45:38Zach, how did you find me?

45:42Hey, listen.

45:42That's new for me.

45:44That's new for me.

45:47I know.

45:52Sarah, can you just please explain?

46:01Zach, you're a really good guy.

46:03All day today, you've been kind and thoughtful and so different.

46:11But you just handed me my dream.

46:15But I have to work three jobs to pay my way through fashion school.

46:20I really do see your talent, Sarah.

46:23Zach, I want to earn my success.

46:25I don't want to win it on a date.

46:29Just once, I want to feel like I did it myself.

46:34I know you can't understand that, but I have to go it alone.

46:39I told you that I wasn't ready to date.

46:43And maybe you can't understand that, but it's true.

46:47I'm sorry.

46:54I have to get ready for work.

46:56What about this?

47:09No job.

47:10No investments.

47:12No concept restaurants that serve really interesting food, but you're never actually full.

47:18You keep going to fashion school.

47:20Keep working your jobs.

47:22And if you have any free time, then hey, maybe we hang out.

47:25Get some pizza.

47:28That's all I really want.

47:30And I won't get you anything.

47:32I'll just promise to.

47:37If you fall, I'll catch you.

47:55So, can we go finish our date now?

48:09I have to work.

48:11Oh, no you don't.

48:12You have the night off.

48:14Go.

48:15Go.

48:15You worked it out.

48:22One day at a time.

48:24Oh.

48:24My glasses, ma.

48:27But I do wish we didn't have to come back here.

48:31I'm okay if I never see it again.

48:32Well, I figured they'd want to, you know, know what happened.

48:36And anyways, I left my jacket and I left my phone and I left my bank statements and I think I left my book report here, too.

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