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00:00Producent woleju, Mobile One.
00:30Zygmunta bije zwo艂, tak d艂ugo w sercach naszych zwyci臋偶a膰 b臋dzie, niech 偶yj膮 Chorzowianie, niech 偶yje Chorzowska bra膰, zwyci臋偶y Legia Warszawa, jak si臋 nauczy gra膰, a tak by zawsze 艣piewali.
00:57Cz臋艣膰 jedenasta. Chleba i igrzysk.
01:08S膮 w 偶yciu narodu wydarzenia, kt贸re radykalnie odmieniaj膮 jego losy. Po kilku wygranych meczach polskiej reprezentacji od nastolatk贸w po nobliwych staruszk贸w wszystkich ogarn臋艂a euforia.
01:19Na meczach kadry Engela stadiony s膮 zape艂nione, a atmosfera gor膮ca. W艣r贸d kursant贸w tak偶e s膮 kibice. Od innych r贸偶ni ich jednak to, 偶e w ca艂ym tym rozgardiaszu musz膮 kontynuowa膰 kurs prawa jazdy.
01:32No, Ginek, i teraz widzisz ju偶 te reflektory, a? Niebiescy, niebiescy, hej, hej, niebiescy.
01:45Ale te偶 cienko przyjd膮. Kurdy, w og贸le te 艣l膮skie dru偶yny, ja ci powiem, bo to tak, ja kiedy艣, no, ruch, bo ruch, bo i dziadek, i ojciec, i my w prawo.
01:55Ale w og贸le to zawsze... O, Pierunie, co my to zrobili?
01:59O, to jest nie wiem.
02:00A, zmiana orientacji ruchu.
02:05Kurdy.
02:06Kurdy, tu nie zjadymy, tu jest za wielki pr贸g.
02:27Czekaj, daj, no, bli偶ej chodnikami.
02:29I za wielki pr贸g. Muszymy si臋 wycofa膰.
02:40Ale plama, ty, to wida膰 teraz, wiesz, kiedy ja by艂 ostatnio...
02:44Syn Eli Adam posiada w biur autograf贸w kilkuset pi艂karzy z ca艂ego 艣wiata.
02:56Zbli偶aj膮ce si臋 spotkanie Polska-Ukraina b臋dzie dla niego okazj膮 do zdobycia nowych trofe贸w.
03:01Co, co b臋dziesz tu uporwa膰, b艂och贸w?
03:03Przede wszystkim b艂och贸w. Ja bym chcia艂, bo pyta艂em si臋 o badzio, czy by nie mieli, no, ale, ale m贸wi臋, 偶e to jest chodliwy autograf.
03:09A ty pisa艂e艣 gdzie艣?
03:10No, pisa艂em, no, to K艂o藕mi艅ski jest, no, ale, ale nie bardziej.
03:14A, a tu Sorskiera, patrz, nawet mam na wymian臋, nie?
03:16U, ci poka偶臋 jeszcze...
03:17A masz o SADB?
03:19O SADB mam, obowi膮zkowo.
03:21O SADB to jeszcze mia艂em, jak on w Polonii gra艂.
03:24Filozofii nie by艂o, a wcze艣niej imi臋...
03:27A rozumie? A on rozumie po polsku?
03:28Rozumie, bardzo du偶o rozumie po polsku, jak ja m贸wi艂em...
03:30A umia艂e艣 si臋 z nim dogada膰 po angielsku?
03:32Znaczy, ja m贸wi臋 po angielsku, ale to mi potem z obs艂ugi powiedzia艂, nie m贸wi臋 z niego po angielsku, tylko m贸wi臋 po polsku, on rozumie.
03:36I, i, i, ale wcze艣niej si臋 o tym przekona艂em, bo, bo jak, popa艂em autografa, kiedy on si臋 w Polonii gra艂, to ja mu powiedzia艂em, 偶ebym napisa艂 Adamowi, napisa艂 dla Adama, no to polski rozumie.
03:45O Jezu, ale teraz musi by膰 tak i teraz musi by膰 w lewo, nie?
03:53Czyli jak?
03:54Na d贸艂.
03:54Po twojemu?
03:55Na d贸艂.
03:56LD.
03:57LD.
03:58LD.
03:59Du偶y?
04:002013
04:01Talz tak w prawo!
04:02MM
04:04Tak...
04:05...szpa艅 Square械薪懈械
04:06Hamulo...
04:07Dobra...
04:08Hamulo ...
04:12Jamulo jeszcze mog臋 teraz pojecha膰, nie?
04:13Aaa, ja musz臋 ci co艣 pom贸c
04:14Dobra, tak tak tak Wsperme膰
04:16versuj, zapomnia艂am, musz臋 wacha膰
04:18Porrow's邪褞褌褋褟
04:19Prawo, w g贸ra, w prawo
04:21Tak jest, tak jest
04:23No, to znaczy, 偶e si臋 nie obudzi艂am cholera jasna
04:26It's enough to do this.
04:28It's enough to do this.
04:30But where is the gas?
04:32Here.
04:34Can I press?
04:36No, it's enough.
04:38Okay, gas.
04:40According to me, we're going to push the car.
04:42We're going to push the mother.
04:44I know.
04:46I know.
04:48These are the only wise words that I'm coming to my mind.
04:50Jesus Maria, Mother of God.
04:56To pan prezes wyje偶d偶a na komisj臋, tak?
04:58Tak.
05:00Najpierw na terenie.
05:02Dobrze.
05:04Dobrze.
05:06Irena jest asystentk膮 prezesa i dyrektorem dzia艂u ksi臋gowo艣ci.
05:10Pracy ma wiele obowi膮zk贸w.
05:12Jednak znajduje czas, aby podnosi膰 swoje kwalifikacje.
05:16Dzie艅 dobry.
05:18Ale za to niedziela, ale za to niedziela, niedziela b臋dzie zaraz.
05:26Ale za to niedziela, niedziela b臋dzie zaraz.
05:28Ale za to niedziela, niedziela b臋dzie zaraz.
05:30To b臋dzie tak.
05:32Mo偶e z posa drugiego skr臋ci膰 drugiego,
05:34chc臋 wr贸ci膰.
05:36Dzie艅 dobry.
05:38Kurs prawa jazdy jest dla niej okazj膮 do kontaktu ze 艣wiatem r贸偶nym od tego, jakim przebywa na co dzie艅.
05:44Dzie艅 dobry.
05:46Dzie艅 dobry.
05:48Co dzisiaj za wa偶ny dzie艅 do Polski.
05:52Mecz Polska-Ukraina, Irena.
05:56To jest takie przypiecz臋towane, 偶e po 16 latach my za艣 b臋dziemy gra膰 we fina艂ach.
06:02To jest rzeczywi艣cie niesamowite.
06:04No.
06:06Wiesz, gdzie jest Stadion 艢l膮ski?
06:08No tak mniej wi臋cej.
06:09Jedziemy?
06:10Super.
06:11Ale wiesz, ile kibic贸w ju偶 jecha艂o?
06:12Ile policji?
06:13Bo偶e, pogotowia ambulans臋.
06:15Bo ja licz臋, 偶e ja ci臋 zara偶am tym bakcylem.
06:17Ale wiesz, r臋czny, daj Irka.
06:19R臋czny, daj nog臋, tak?
06:20Ju偶 na gaz.
06:21O, r臋ka drzwi, trzymaj si臋, no.
06:23Mhm.
06:24Zara偶am ci臋 tym bakcylem sportowym i idziesz si臋 potem je藕dzi膰 na meczy.
06:29Dlatego zrobimy dzisiaj tak膮 ma艂膮 pr贸b臋.
06:32Jak si臋 je藕dzi?
06:33No nie wiem, ja kibicem raczej pi艂ki no偶nej nie jestem.
06:36Bardzo fajnie, no.
06:39Tak, tak, tak, tak, tak, tak.
06:41Stup.
06:42Dzie艅 dobry.
06:43Dzie艅 dobry.
06:44Dzie艅 dobry.
06:45Powiela szaly.
06:46Powiela takie szaliki s膮.
06:48Dwadzie艣cia pi臋膰 i dwadzie艣cia.
06:50I trzydzie艣ci tkany.
06:51To takie za dwadzie艣cia pi臋膰, poprosz臋.
07:11Ale to Grzegorz wam przyniesie szcz臋艣cie w艂a艣nie.
07:13Tak.
07:14呕e ka偶demu przyniesie szcz臋艣cie w艂a艣nie.
07:15Tak.
07:16呕e ka偶demu przyniesie szcz臋艣cie.
07:17Do powodzenia 偶ycz臋.
07:18Pani ma bardzo fajne oczy.
07:19Gada艂 ju偶 na dzisiaj kto艣 pani.
07:20Na pewno jeszcze nie.
07:21No w艂a艣nie.
07:22Aaaa.
07:23Aaaa.
07:24Aaaa.
07:25Aaaa.
07:26A ten pan z prawej to co
07:31Na m贸j gust to ma pierwsze艅stwo.
07:32Tak.
07:33Wiecie jest przera偶ony.
07:34A sprzeda偶?
07:35A sprzeda偶?
07:36A sprzeda偶?
07:37A sprzeda偶?
07:38A sprzeda偶?
07:39A sprzeda偶?
07:40A ja jest przera偶ony.
07:41A sprzeda偶?
07:42Ja jest przera偶ony.
07:43A sprzeda偶?
07:44Ja jest przera偶ony.
07:45A sprzeda偶?
07:46A sprzeda偶?
07:47Ja jest przera偶ony.
07:48A sprzeda偶?
07:49Ja jest przera偶ony, jak Boga kocham.
07:52Mnie chyba soboty i niedziel臋 nie s艂u偶膮.
07:53Nie lubi臋 poniedzia艂ku.
07:55To ja si臋 nie goda.
07:56Od dzisiaj.
07:57Nie lubi臋 poniedzia艂ku.
07:58Nie lubi臋...
07:59Nienawidz臋.
07:59Ta g艂az贸wka.
08:01To jest koniec 艣wiata.
08:02Nie lubi臋 poniedzia艂ku.
08:03Nie lubi臋 poniedzia艂ku.
08:04A ten pan z prawej to co?
08:05Panie mi to co?
08:06A ten pan z prawej to co?
08:07Na m贸j gust to ma pierwsze艅stwo.
08:08Tak.
08:09Ja dzisiaj jest przera偶ona.
08:10Ja dzisiaj jestem przera偶ona.
08:11A sprzeda偶?
08:12I don't like it, I don't like it.
08:16Let's go, let's go, let's go.
08:19It's easy.
08:21It's easy.
08:23It's easy.
08:25It's easy?
08:27It's easy.
08:29It's easy for me.
08:33Here, here, here, here.
08:35It's easy for me.
08:37It's easy.
08:39It's easy for me.
08:41I see, it's easy for me.
08:43I want you to go easy.
08:45Can I?
08:47It's easy.
08:52Kasia!
08:54It's a twig.
08:56I'm laughing.
08:58Come on.
09:00You're right.
09:02You're right, you're right.
09:04You're right, you're right.
09:06You're right.
09:07I'm just...
09:11But I'm just...
09:12It's like a cold...
09:13Oh my God, it's so hot, it's so hot...
09:16No, you're right, you're right.
09:18I'm just like this.
09:19I didn't like it.
09:20Kasia, help me.
09:22Oh, thank you.
09:23Oh my God, my God...
09:26You're right, I'm so hot.
09:28And then you're right.
09:30What is this?
09:47Blondynka, how are you?
09:49We're grimy.
09:50We're grimy.
09:53Cze艣膰, stop.
09:54Stop.
09:55Stop.
09:56Stop.
09:56Stop.
09:57Stop.
09:58Jademy, jademy, jademy, jademy, jademy, jademy, kajedz, kajedz no, nie trzymaj si臋.
10:09Kurde no, widzisz.
10:12Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop...
10:15Jademy prosto, prosto jademy prosto.
10:20Czyli w lewo to?
10:21Tak.
10:22I go艅 go, go艅 go, go艅 go tego z rybnika.
10:24Tak, go艅 go, go艅 go.
10:26Go艅 go, go艅 go.
10:28It's nice. Get him.
10:30And it's nice. Now I have it.
10:33In the middle.
10:35They know. They know.
10:37I'm not happy. I know that I'm not happy.
10:40I think if my mother understands me, it's fine.
10:43I love the Monday. I hate the Monday.
10:46But I was like a kid.
10:48Yes, I would have to take this rope.
10:50I would have to take this rope.
10:52Thank you for the world.
10:54Maybe we would have to go to the right.
10:56Really?
10:58I will repeat it.
11:00My brother, you're a pig.
11:02You're a pig.
11:04No, no, no.
11:06You're a pig.
11:08Yes, you're a pig.
11:10You're a pig.
11:12You're a pig.
11:14You're a pig.
11:16You're a pig.
11:18You're a pig.
11:20Why are you scared me?
11:22Why are you scared me?
11:24Because, you see?
11:26L trick, stark.
11:28We cross our Woofij coaches.
11:30And now get there.
11:32Right, and to the left.
11:34Now go forward.
11:36Now go forward to the right.
11:38And go ahead.
11:40Yeah, and go ahead.
11:43You're a pig.
11:45That's right, I'm over.
11:47You're a pig.
11:50Oh, and what?
11:54You're good.
11:56I know, I know. I know everything.
11:58I know.
12:00Just go to the gas.
12:02Now.
12:04You can show me the stadium.
12:08It's the stadium from Radzionk贸w.
12:10It's the stadium from Radzionk贸w.
12:12No, it's not that new.
12:14Is there a lot of publicity here?
12:16I don't know.
12:18No, I don't know.
12:20But there was a lot of people here.
12:22Okay, let's go.
12:26Super, Murawa, super.
12:28You also played here too.
12:30Yeah, but there was a show.
12:32Polish-Gradziecki.
12:38Morel, Morel.
12:40We don't eat anything.
12:42We just eat it.
12:44I eat it all the time.
12:46I don't eat it.
12:48I say what you see.
12:50Oh, okay.
12:52How do you see the signs?
12:54It's interesting.
12:56It's interesting, right?
12:58It's the first place.
13:00It's the first place.
13:02It's the first place.
13:04But now I don't know.
13:06Now I don't know.
13:08Now I don't know.
13:10What?
13:12What are you doing today?
13:13Do you feel it?
13:14It's the last place.
13:16It's the last place.
13:18How could I see it?
13:20Maybe I'll make you a spray?
13:22I'll take you a little bit.
13:24I'll take you a little bit.
13:25I'll take you a little bit.
13:26I'll take you a little bit.
13:27I'll take you.
13:28Holy world.
13:30It's clear that you don't need.
13:32You're in the middle of the mile.
13:34It's the way you can see the street from.
13:40Great.
13:42I have to stand up a little bit.
13:44You're kind of serious.
13:46You're serious.
13:48You're serious.
13:49You're probably not going to be Mirenna.
13:51I'm not going to be Mirenna.
13:53I can't help you.
13:54What? Me?
13:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:57I can't help you.
14:02Aha.
14:03What kind of thing?
14:04I don't have the world.
14:05I don't have the world.
14:06I have the world?
14:07No.
14:23What are you doing?
14:252-0 to follow.
14:272-0 to follow.
14:292-0?
14:31Optimist.
14:33No.
14:43I don't know.
14:45I don't know.
14:47I know.
14:49I know.
14:51What do you think?
14:53I forgot to leave the spring.
14:55What do you think?
14:57Everything must be spring.
14:59Everything must be spring.
15:01I'm clear.
15:03I don't do anything.
15:05I don't do anything.
15:07I don't do anything.
15:09No, I don't do anything.
15:11No, I don't do anything.
15:13Because everything is over my wife.
15:15No, no, no.
15:17Weekend was a living.
15:19Was it LB?
15:21No.
15:22Was it LB?
15:23No.
15:24Le偶enie byki?
15:25Stefan Elcu艣.
15:26S.E.
15:27Do you feel the chest?
15:29Oh, it was probably too much.
15:31And now I don't have strength.
15:32Yes.
15:33Go to the left.
15:35What I do.
15:36No.
15:37The right thing.
15:38No.
15:39Everything is over.
15:40If you don't have anything to do.
15:41No.
15:42If you don't have anything to do.
15:43No.
15:44If you don't have anything to do,
15:45you like nothing to do.
15:46Jesus, my son.
15:47I'm tired.
15:48And they will come to me, you see?
15:55It's interesting.
15:57We have to know.
15:59Look how you painted it!
16:01Come on!
16:02Come on!
16:03Come on!
16:04Come on!
16:05Come on!
16:06Come on!
16:07Come on!
16:08Come on!
16:09Come on!
16:11Come on!
16:12Come on!
16:13Come on!
16:14Come on!
16:15Come on!
16:16Come on!
16:17Poland!
16:19Poland!
16:21Poland!
16:22Poland!
16:23Poland!
16:24Poland!
16:24Poland, Poland, Poland!
16:29And now?
16:31You have to run a little.
16:34Right!
16:35Well!
16:40Okay, you're ready!
16:43The blitz!
16:48The blitz!
17:00I want the instructor!
17:08He took me?
17:11They're dangerous!
17:13We're waiting for you.
17:15The light!
17:17The light!
17:19Look, look, two times forward.
17:23Look, look, but we know that light can you have, Kasia.
17:28When I look for myself in the years,
17:33sometimes I think, what I've lost.
17:36How the diablo took me.
17:39W 艁aziskach tak偶e bywaj膮 dni, kiedy ulice wype艂niaj膮 si臋 lud藕mi.
17:43W tym roku w czasie odpustu Teresa nie mo偶e po艣wi臋ci膰 si臋 wy艂膮cznie zabawie.
17:48Jej uwag臋 zaprz膮ta jedna my艣l.
17:50W艣r贸d setek ludzi, dziesi膮tek stragan贸w musi odnale藕膰 co艣,
17:54co pomog艂oby jej przezwyci臋偶y膰 k艂opoty zwi膮zane z kursem prawa jazdy.
17:59A ma Pan mo偶e jaki艣 naszyjnik, ale ze 艢wi臋tym Krzysztofem?
18:10Nie ma takiego czego艣.
18:12A jaki艣 bryloczek albo co艣 takiego do kluczy.
18:14Dzisiaj nie ma nic.
18:16Ja w艂a艣nie te偶 nie widz臋.
18:17Inne s膮 medaliki z r贸偶nymi tymi, a...
18:20U jubilera te偶 si臋 pyta艂am kilka razy i te偶 nie by艂o.
18:24Ma Pan mo偶e medaliki albo co艣 takiego ze 艢wi臋tym Krzysztofem?
18:29Tutaj ma Pan takie ci臋偶sze, tamte s膮 masywniejsze.
18:33A jest, w艂a艣nie z tych.
18:35No.
18:36Tylko teraz kt贸ry wybra膰?
18:38Ten?
18:39Czy ten?
18:41Ale nie, we藕my ten, bo ten jest ci臋偶szy, nie?
18:43No.
18:44Ja si臋 mo偶e nie b臋d臋 jecha膰, ba膰cie jecha膰 z tym samochodem.
18:47Ja bym...
18:49Ja.
18:50No.
18:51S膮bierki!
18:52S膮bierki!
18:53S膮bierki!
18:56Kurde mnie to zaraz tak samo od偶ywo wszystko, wiesz jak...
18:59I teraz my si臋 tu pojademy w prawo, no widzisz.
19:03Czasem tu potem mi sz艂o przez ten mur patrze膰, wiesz jak...
19:06Bo to...
19:07Tu...
19:08Tu by艂a g贸wno brama, a teraz u mnie g贸wno brama...
19:15Na targu...
19:17Kurde...
19:18A ludzie na tym targu...
19:19Id藕 w prawo...
19:20G艂贸wn膮 p艂yta...
19:22Tu by艂a...
19:23To mo艣 teraz sztandy...
19:24Tu by艂a g艂贸wn膮 p艂yta...
19:26Id藕 pro...
19:27Id藕 tam...
19:28I o艣 si臋 zabija...
19:32I co zrobili z wojska?
19:33A tu...
19:34Ginek Stobino...
19:35Tu zawsze rozumiesz si臋...
19:36No lepiej mieli, bo to jest kopalni budynek...
19:39Patrzyli z okna...
19:41Wszystkie by Antria...
19:42Wszystko mieli...
19:43No piekaj ty patrzysz jak jedziesz...
19:46A kurde...
19:49Ginek...
19:50Nie zr贸b mi ga艅by, bo ludzie patrz膮...
19:51Lala...
19:54Lala...
19:56Lala...
19:58Lala...
20:00Lala...
20:01Lala...
20:02Lala...
20:03Lala...
20:04Sk膮d to zn贸w...
20:05S艂ysz艂a?
20:06Jak to dalej idzie, ale bo ju偶...
20:08Lala...
20:09Lala...
20:10Lala...
20:11Lala...
20:12Lala...
20:13I said...
20:19There's a lot of light, there's no light there.
20:23And there's a lot of people on the floor.
20:26And it must be, there's a lot of clothes, because...
20:31And there's three...
20:34No, there's three.
20:37Kasia, you can see...
20:39Good, good. It had to be 5 minutes earlier.
20:46Ah, Robert!
20:48We know him. We don't know who to go to the match, but it's close to him.
20:52But I just said to him.
20:57And what now? My heart will go to the Czechs.
21:01No, we'll go to the Czechs.
21:03It's a match, not a weekend.
21:09Just...
21:15Right, right, right, you don't see the sign of the match?
21:17No, no, no, no!
21:19No, no, no, no, no!
21:22Okay, come back.
21:25Well, she messed up, but unfortunately, you have to...
21:29Let's go to the Czechs.
21:31...
21:37What is the result?
21:392-0
21:41Look, but all of the instructors have already agreed
21:45And you have to teach sport
21:49I teach other things
21:51Jesus, Grzegorz, you know what?
21:55You don't want to take me to take me to take me
21:57Yes, you have to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me
22:05This is better, just a 薪械屑薪芯卸泻芯
22:07This feels more, this becomes the 100% resin
22:15Look, it's a shell
22:18Do you let me leave
22:20I don't do this, I don't recommend it
22:21I do it
22:23I t么 starving
22:25Possibly, I will be like rules
22:29And you are smiling
22:30Yeah, cada passer
22:32And St park
22:34Let's go.
22:36Let's go.
22:38You see?
22:40What are you doing?
22:42I'm going.
22:44Let's go.
22:46Let's go.
22:48You see?
22:50He's doing it.
22:52And he's running without light.
22:54Well, a moment...
22:56Because it's two...
22:58...Iryna...
23:00It's good that he's doing it.
23:02That's it.
23:04Iryna...
23:06Iryna.
23:08No, no.
23:10No, no.
23:12No, no.
23:14I see a couple of people in the air.
23:16I'm not going to...
23:18I'm not going to turn it to light.
23:20I'm not going to turn it to light.
23:22I'm not going to turn it to light.
23:24Yes.
23:26You have something from Synusia.
23:32You have something from Synusia.
23:34I have my patron.
23:36What do you have?
23:38What do you have?
23:40I found him from now.
23:42I found him from now.
23:44Oh, the Holy Krzysztof!
23:46I will have to go back.
23:48I will have to go back to my house.
23:50I will have to go back to my house.
23:52Ha, ha, ha.
23:54Czy medalik ze 艢wi臋tym Krzysztofem sprawi, 偶e Teresa b臋dzie lepszym kierowc膮?
23:58O tym w nast臋pnym odcinku Nauki Jazdy.
24:10Przypominamy, 偶e serial niniejszy nie jest serialem o charakterze edukacyjnym.
24:16KONIEC!
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