00:00I hold the ECW heavyweight title, which just so happens to be the only title that matters in wrestling today.
00:21In fact, that must make me the whole f***ing show.
00:30Great!
00:32Giant!
00:41Green!
00:42Make, set!
00:43Speed!
00:44Go!
00:46What do you say?
00:48Go!
00:49What do you say?
00:50What?
00:51What do you say?
00:52Go!
00:52Selfie!
00:53Go!
00:54What?
00:54What?
00:55What?
00:56Whether he meant to or not, the ECW world champion wins!
00:58The ECW World Heavyweight Champion, Mike Lawson, just called out the ECW World Television Champion, Rob Bandit.
01:10And here he comes, Mr. Pay-Per-View.
01:28Listen to what you're saying, big man.
01:37Because you're confusing my fans with that nonsense.
01:44You're a big mother a great champion, no doubt about it.
01:51But no matter how awesome your ass kickings are, you're still just part of the show.
02:00Me, I'm Rob Van Dam.
02:06The whole show.
02:21Rob Van Dam, I'm looking at you, and I see a puty little f***ing ass television title around your waist.
02:42I am the heavyweight champ of the world.
02:46In fact, here's my f***ing bill.
02:51Why don't you try to come and take it away from me, Rob Van Dam.
03:00The challenge has been issued.
03:04RBD! RBD! RBD! RBD! RBD! RBD! RBD! RBD! RBD! RBD!
03:17You know, Mike, awesome.
03:20I bet it's about 4.20 right now.
03:24I got some time to burn.
03:27Let's do this right now.
03:33Challenge accepted.
03:35Here we go.
03:36Here we go.
03:38It's Sabu!
03:52Sabu is back!
03:55Rob Van Dam in Sabu versus Mike Austin right here, right now!
04:02No!
04:04Sabu just knocked Van Dam Cole!
04:08Awesome bomb on the steel chair!
