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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know, maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:57I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I thought you were thirsty.
01:08Yo, Rain.
01:23Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:28Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:31Yes, sir. Anything to say, sir.
01:34Later.
01:34Hey, uh, try not to, you know, set the whole boarding school on fire again while you're at it.
01:40Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:46You good?
01:48My hero.
01:50But you know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Come on, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
02:00Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:04Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:12Hey, Carly.
02:16You've got to be fucking kidding me.
02:20It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just, she just hopped on top of me.
02:28Um, but I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:34Come on.
02:35You don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:42And what do you think he needs?
02:45I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:54And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:56Hey, you know, actually, yes.
02:59Someone exactly like her.
03:03You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:24Great.
03:24Yeah?
03:30Since when?
03:33About a week or so.
03:35I don't know what took me so long.
03:37I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:41I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:44What the fuck?
03:53Um, what the fuck?
03:55I know.
03:56I know that came out of nowhere, and I'm sorry to spring that on you, but I actually think
04:01that this could work.
04:02You...
04:04You think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:13And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:18She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks' tops.
04:21Hold on.
04:21You...
04:21You still want her.
04:23After that?
04:24After what she just did?
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:30I'm mad, but...
04:33But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:39Look.
04:40I need your help, Skye.
04:44You're my best friend, and the only one I trust.
04:48Please.
04:48He asked you to do what?
04:55Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:59I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:01No, it's...
05:02It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:05I...
05:05I mean...
05:06He's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:11God, I...
05:12I don't get it.
05:13Take away the push-up bra and Daddy's credit card, and what's left?
05:16I can't do it.
05:20I mean, I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:24I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:29I've just...
05:30I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:36Not like this.
05:41Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:44Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:51Without even realizing.
05:55Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:58No.
05:59I...
05:59I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:05Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom!
06:08He realizes girl was the one all along.
06:10Happily ever after.
06:11You think?
06:16I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal, and Operation Rom-Com's officially underway.
06:24Okay.
06:25Okay.
06:25You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:40Yeah.
06:41My boyfriend.
06:44What?
06:44You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:51I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:54So, yeah.
06:54You and Jessie?
06:56I don't buy it.
06:59You're too...
07:00Too innocent.
07:02You know, too much of a good girl.
07:03No, I am not.
07:07But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:10Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:15What would you know about my type?
07:18I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:20Right.
07:23Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:27Whereas I look at him with love.
07:30Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:35Enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:48Showtime.
07:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, slow down.
07:52You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:56I would do anything for you, Jessie.
07:59Come here.
08:05Okay, come on, babe.
08:07Let's dance.
08:18It's not working.
08:27Okay, we just need to get her attention.
08:30Oh, my word.
08:32Yeah.
08:32Oh, she looked, she looked, now what?
08:39Okay, um, be something, like, romantic in my ear, you know, like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:45I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:54Me too, Jessie.
08:55A little, uh, public for a first kiss, no?
09:04Back off me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13The sound is shit, man.
09:16Come on.
09:19Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:25Nice moves.
09:26What the hell are you doing?
09:39Like, you know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:42Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:47Oh, yeah.
09:50Hey, take it off.
09:52What's that?
09:53You want me to get you naked?
09:56Come on.
09:59Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, yeah.
10:08Oh, Jessie.
10:10Oh, Jessie.
10:11Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Oh, yeah.
10:16Oh, Jessie.
10:17Oh, Jessie.
10:18I love it.
10:21Oh, who's your daddy?
10:24Oh, you're so creepy.
10:27Oh, dear.
10:29Oh, yeah.
10:29This girl is unbelievable.
10:31Oh, dear.
10:33Oh, dear.
10:35Oh, dear.
10:36Oh, dear.
10:36Oh, dear.
10:38Oh, dear.
10:39Oh, dear.
10:41Oh, dear.
10:41Oh, dear.
10:42Oh, dear.
10:42This girl is unbelievable.
10:43A really good idea.
10:44Whore.
10:52Oh, yeah, good idea.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:55Oh, you know what?
11:03Smart girl.
11:08Alright, yeah, go ahead.
11:15Oh, you know what?
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:17Um, it should probably also be, like, on your lips, too, right?
11:23Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:26Okay, here we go.
11:28There we go.
11:29Boom.
11:33How's that?
11:36Spectacular.
11:37Great.
11:38Yeah, uh, you know what?
11:40Let's stagger our exits, you know, kind of.
11:44Make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:47Oh, you're good.
11:49Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:58Hey, guys.
11:59That was really something, you know.
12:17Too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:18Oh, so you were listening.
12:20Cut the shit.
12:22I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:23I don't know.
12:27And what would I sound like?
12:30Well, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:33But, you know, with the, uh, with the right touch, you would, uh, gently, barely, let out a little more.
12:46And then...
12:47Told you.
12:51And then...
12:55And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jessie.
13:01Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:07Jessie wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:10You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:12Jessie and I are perfect for each other.
13:15Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:16Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class, both rule-following overachievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:23You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:25I see what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:32Someone who's gonna break you apart and then put you back together again.
13:40Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:43You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:47I want you.
13:52To admit that you're lying.
13:55Not just to me, but to yourself.
14:13Never.
14:25For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:30A little menage a trois.
14:32First up, Jessie, Skylar, and Rain.
14:39The next little threesome is Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
14:43Hey, man, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:03Sorry, I was just thinking, right?
15:07Like, you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:09I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
15:14First of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:17And second, I think deep down it's...
15:20It's always been Skylar.
15:22Yeah, same, honestly.
15:25I mean, I think I've felt that way since that one night at camp.
15:33Summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:39Do you remember?
15:45Yeah, yeah, I think so.
15:48We had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours.
15:52And I just...
15:54Remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:59Maybe, um...
16:01Maybe you felt it, too.
16:06Yeah.
16:07Yeah, and I did.
16:09Dead ass.
16:20Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:31Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:40Come on, I'll show you.
16:41Hold on.
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:45Hmm?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:50Fine, because I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:54Let's go, Smelly.
16:58You're in the men's room?
17:00Stop, hey!
17:01Wait, turn around.
17:02Don't look.
17:04Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:09Carly.
17:11Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girl showers.
17:14That bitch, she probably took my towel, too.
17:18That's low even for her.
17:20Kind of funny, though.
17:23Here.
17:23Well, what are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:26Here, take it.
17:32I saw that.
17:34Don't flatter yourself.
17:35Hey, hey, Carly's coming.
18:00Hold my hand.
18:00Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
18:06Mind if I join?
18:08Actually, yeah.
18:09Oh, okay.
18:10I can just go.
18:13Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:17Oh, okay.
18:18Oh, okay, yeah.
18:21Mm-hmm.
18:24Right.
18:25Right.
18:26Okay.
18:27Ugh.
18:34So, it turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:40You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:43Baby.
18:44She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:49What about rain?
18:50Ugh.
18:51You wishes.
18:55I'm really stiff.
18:57Could you?
18:59Yeah.
19:04How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:10Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy.
19:24Hi.
19:26Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:32This is actually pretty good.
19:44Mm.
19:45Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay, look.
19:50Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:55We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:56When was the last time you broke a rule, never?
20:02I don't always recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:09Like, you think that you know everything about me, but, I mean, I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:21Prove it.
20:22Okay, I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Ms. Whitmore's bag.
20:37No.
20:38No, that's, that is cheating.
20:40Okay, I, I can't-
20:41Come on, good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
20:43Okay.
20:43Okay.
20:43Come on, good girl.
20:44Take a risk.
20:45Come on, good girl, take a risk.
20:47Come on, good girl, take a risk.
20:51Come on, good girl, take a risk.
20:52Come on, good girl.
21:22You see, I told you that's fine.
21:47Happy?
21:49Thrilled.
21:49Yeah, I guess you're, uh, not so innocent after all.
21:59Um, you know, we sh- um, we should- we should probably- get back to- to work.
22:07I'm just- oh, jumpy.
22:14Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:18This game is so stupid, Lil.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:30Don't worry, babe.
22:31I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:38Okay, here we go.
22:39Blindfold on, the game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Strange or friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:59Oh!
22:59Jessie?
23:18You made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:25You know the rules.
23:49Jessie?
23:50Not quite.
23:52Rain.
24:02Oh my god, I- I thought you were-
24:04Jessie, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:07I- you- I don't- you guys kissed the same.
24:11Mm-hmm.
24:13Why- why didn't you stop me?
24:15Isn't that, like, the point of the game?
24:18Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:20I didn't.
24:20Liar.
24:26What the hell is your problem?
24:28Hm?
24:28Did you just get off on kissing all of Jessie's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:39Whatever, never mind, okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:42This did not happen.
24:44Okay, this- this kiss does not leave this room.
24:47I kissed Lola.
25:00I kissed Lola!
25:00What?
25:19You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:24Okay, yeah, sure. So, when were you gonna tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:27Hm?
25:33It was an accident?
25:35I thought- I thought he was Jessie.
25:39Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:42How was it?
25:42Amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you.
25:45No!
25:46No!
25:49Maybe!
25:50Okay, like- like a- a little.
25:52Yes, fine.
25:53Hold, please.
25:56Okay.
25:56Okay, when did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter.
25:58So, you kissed Rain-
26:00Uh-huh.
26:01Thinking he was Jessie.
26:02Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jessie.
26:05Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jessie, but you also liked it when you thought it was Rain.
26:11No!
26:12Ergo, you like Rain?
26:13No, no, okay?
26:15I do not like Rain.
26:17I like Jessie.
26:18Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:20The diagram doesn't understand that last night-
26:23Just hormones.
26:25Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:27My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a- a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:35Okay?
26:36I mean, he- he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39I mean, he's just- he's just doing it to get back at Jessie, so-
26:43I know how to fix- this.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:47I just have to kiss Jessie as soon as possible.
26:51No.
26:53Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
26:59So what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:02You found Lola pretty fast.
27:04You're sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:06It didn't.
27:07Just lucky, I guess.
27:10Oh, come on.
27:11It's actually a really funny story.
27:13I was there.
27:13Do you- do you want to tell it or should I?
27:16You know, I don't think- I don't think I even really remember.
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:22She locks the door, has the blindfold on.
27:23I feel- I feel trapped.
27:25So I try to squeeze by her, and then she-
27:27And then?
27:34Um, I-
27:35You know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:39I- as soon as I got out into the hallway, I- I found Lola, so I-
27:43Wow, great story.
27:47Better luck next time, babe.
27:49Hey, maybe you can have some of mine, seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:57Sorry.
27:58I just- I have to-
28:01How do I know?
28:02Sorry, babe, I just- you know, I- I hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:12I'll be right back.
28:18What is wrong with you?
28:20It doesn't- doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:24I trust him.
28:26Well, he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table.
28:29I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:36Or here.
28:45I-
28:45I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:51You-
28:52You are a bad person!
28:59Yep, that's what they say.
29:02I'm not doing this with you, right.
29:08Hey, guess what?
29:11It worked!
29:12Carly wants to get back together.
29:16That...
29:17is...
29:18is great!
29:19And don't worry, I- I played it cool.
29:22Her and I are gonna hang out next week and talk it over,
29:24and then you and I can do, like, this big public break-up scene in the cafeteria.
29:29It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:33Ah!
29:34Mmm.
29:35Mm-hmm.
29:37And...
29:38now you can date whoever you want.
29:41But, like, actually.
29:46All right, see ya.
29:47So, they are, in fact, getting back together,
29:55and Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now, you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:04Jesse is everything I have ever wanted.
30:08Okay?
30:08He is...
30:09He's...
30:10He's kind.
30:11He's funny.
30:12He...
30:12I mean, he's my best friend.
30:16He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should!
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:21Look, Skye, you're all schedules and goals and...
30:23and being perfect or whatever.
30:25And I know Rain is the opposite of that,
30:27but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:30And...
30:31I know Jesse is a good one,
30:33but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:35Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:39Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:41I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize,
30:49Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:53Aw.
30:54You should know by now,
30:57given your literal track record.
31:00Nice girls always finish last.
31:03Hope you had your fun,
31:04because I'm taking him back.
31:06There is nothing you can do about it.
31:13Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:18I...
31:18I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:24Come on.
31:25Hey, Jesse.
31:32Hiya.
31:34Yeah, he's not here.
31:38But I'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back.
31:41Cherry.
31:47You have been tormenting me
31:48for four years.
31:50What gives?
31:52What gives?
31:53Huh?
31:54What...
31:54What makes me so special?
31:58Why are you such an ass to me?
32:02Because you like it.
32:03I just want to give you what you want.
32:18And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:20Oh, shit.
32:47Open up!
32:48He can't find us like this.
32:51You're worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain, please.
33:02Fine, get in.
33:19What the hell? Did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I get your pitch that Carly dumped you, but...
33:25She's all yours, bro. Not really my type. I like them less bitchy.
33:30Fuck yeah, man.
33:38Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:48Dude, what the fuck?
33:58Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:04Shit, good call, bro.
34:18What are we going to do?
34:45Seriously, what are we going to do?
34:46What did you say?
34:48Just talking to myself?
34:55Hmm, great. Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:02You have to get me out.
35:03Shh.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Switch places with me.
35:19Shh.
35:20Shh.
35:40This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:43you're welcome for what for adding a little spice to your life
35:51look i have to get a good night's sleep okay i have a run early in the morning our first meet
35:58is next weekend i just i don't time on my schedule for hijinks but you always gotta
36:04you know like leave room for hijinks that's that's just a given
36:10hey um this bed is just kind of like like would you mind sorry
36:22better
36:25it's just like a small a small bed you know of course yeah don't don't read don't read
36:36into it of course i gotta say i never thought that i'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist
36:45who's got a vip seat in detention
36:52do you want to know what actually happened that day
37:01i was i was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers
37:13you know i get a i get a call from my mom telling me that after years of just fucking screaming
37:22matches my dad
37:23he uh he finally just packed up his shit and left her or you know he left us
37:39sometimes i get these anxiety attacks and i got one and i passed out
37:45i woke up and all the brush around me was on fire it was just a complete fucking accident
37:52dumb luck
37:54why wouldn't you tell anybody i did i told everyone i want cleavement they never do
38:00but you know fuck them i know the truth right
38:07rain
38:21rain
38:22rain
38:23rain
38:24rain
38:25rain
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38:51I don't know.
39:21Jessie's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:49I miss you, baby.
39:51Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:59Not really.
40:01Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry. I'm confused.
40:19I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out? Skylar's my friend.
40:28You know what? I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:34I didn't sleep with him, right? I slept with him.
40:52Okay? So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:00No.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:05Oh, my God.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who's made the past four years of my life a living hell.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:19Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:22I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean...
41:31There's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:40Look, it...
41:42It was...
41:44It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:52Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay, Jesse and I...
42:08Aw, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again!
42:26Hey!
42:27Hey!
42:28Hey!
42:29She isn't your fucking girl.
42:30You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:31Stop!
42:32Stop!
42:33Stop!
42:34You know what?
42:35You're right.
42:36I was because...
42:37Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:39I was because...
42:40Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:44But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:49I wake up every day and it's like...
42:51Cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:53Even...
42:54Even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you...
42:58I feel better.
42:59Like I don't have to try so hard.
43:01And I started to realize maybe...
43:04This is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my god, it worked.
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:27Yes.
43:29Yeah.
44:00So...
44:03So...
44:05Look, I'm...
44:06I'm sorry to spring that on you.
44:09Again.
44:11I was...
44:12Talking to Carly and...
44:14She's just...
44:15Such a...
44:16Bitch.
44:18Mm-hmm.
44:19Yeah.
44:20What took you so long?
44:21She gave me this crazy ultimatum.
44:22And I started to think about my life without you in it and I just...
44:29I couldn't.
44:31So...
44:33Besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:36Totally.
44:38Great.
44:39Great.
44:40So I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:44Mm-hmm.
44:45Can I, um...
44:46Can I kiss you?
44:50Um...
44:53Can I kiss you?
45:07Oh, sorry.
45:08I'll...
45:09Yeah.
45:10Yeah.
45:11I...
45:12Yeah.
45:13I'm sorry.
45:14We can.
45:16Yeah.
45:17I'll see you tomorrow.
45:18Okay.
45:29Fuck.
45:30I'll see you tomorrow.
45:31Okay.
45:38Fuck.
45:47Okay.
46:13What's going on?
46:15You okay?
46:18Skylar!
46:19Go get the nurse.
46:20Go get the nurse.
46:22You're okay.
46:23You're okay.
46:24I got you.
46:25I got you.
46:26You're okay.
46:27I got you.
46:33I got you.
46:35I got you.
46:37I got you.
46:39I got you.
46:40I got you.
46:42NoIPP monster.
46:43You, you crap.
46:44I got you.
46:45Anyone?
46:46Hey, she's alive.
46:50Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by.
46:56She said you're probably just dehydrated.
47:07Jesse,
47:07Jesse,
47:08I don't think this is working.
47:13Yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:18No, um,
47:20I mean, um,
47:24you and me.
47:30Oh.
47:34Oh, thank goodness.
47:36I was thinking the same thing.
47:38Yeah, I don't know why,
47:39but it just feels like we're pretending still,
47:42you know?
47:43Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:48You know, maybe we were just
47:49better off as friends.
47:53Way better.
47:59Again, and as my friend,
48:01um,
48:01I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:09Take it easy on rain.
48:10Except that.
48:13Hey.
48:13No.
48:14Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:20Come here.
48:22You, um,
48:33you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh,
48:37you okay?
48:39Yeah,
48:40um,
48:40I think I just
48:42had a panic attack.
48:44You know,
48:47I actually have some,
48:48like,
48:48breathing techniques
48:49my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever,
48:51uh,
48:52if you ever
48:54want them,
48:55I can,
48:56I can,
48:57I can give you them.
48:58I can let.
49:00You go to therapy?
49:03I'm trying to be better,
49:05you know,
49:05working on my delinquency.
49:06I'm trying to be better than you, too.
49:14Look,
49:15I,
49:15I'm,
49:15I'm,
49:15I'm really sorry
49:18about,
49:20about all that shit that I said.
49:22I,
49:22I was such a massive bitch.
49:27I,
49:27I had no idea,
49:28and,
49:29No,
49:29how,
49:30how could you,
49:30Skylar?
49:32I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time,
49:35and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:38Like,
49:38you ask me why I've,
49:40um,
49:41I've been such a dick to you
49:42these last couple of years.
49:46I wanted to get your attention.
49:49I wanted you to look at me,
49:50or just,
49:51or talk to me,
49:53even if it was with,
49:54uh,
49:55with pure,
49:56unadulterated loathing.
50:00Yeah,
50:00anything.
50:05anything you had to give.
50:10Because you're everything,
50:11Skylar.
50:16Well,
50:18in that case,
50:20um,
50:22you should know.
50:26Jussie and I,
50:27we,
50:28um,
50:29we broke up.
50:32Yeah,
50:41you,
50:41um,
50:42you were right,
50:43actually.
50:45We don't,
50:46fit together.
50:48No.
50:49No.
50:50Mm-mm.
50:51No,
50:52no.
50:54I need someone,
50:56who,
50:57challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I,
51:01pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:05Yeah,
51:05of course.
51:08Someone who will,
51:10grab me,
51:12and kiss me,
51:14in the middle of the dorm,
51:15when I am making up.
51:16I don't know.
51:18the kind of one you want.
51:25Should I go,
51:27go,
51:27go,
51:28go,
51:28go,
51:28or should I leave this on?
51:33Because lately,
51:35I've been getting this feeling,
51:38you won't like me too.
51:41And just maybe,
51:42I could take on in a risk for you.
51:47Make me,
51:48uh,
51:48oh,
51:49I'll say you're standing there,
51:51I just wanna be,
51:53gotta get with you,
51:54oh,
51:54baby,
51:55you're with you,
51:56oh,
51:56baby,
51:57with you,
51:57and you're with you,
51:58so I'll be feeling,
52:00and I'll tell you,
52:01I'll tell you,
52:02wait,
52:03um,
52:04I feel like I should tell you,
52:08I'm a virgin.
52:17With you being such an overachiever,
52:19I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah,
52:22well,
52:23I'm uptight.
52:25Remember?
52:27Mm-hmm,
52:28yeah,
52:28I,
52:28I,
52:28I remember.
52:29I guess I better help you relax then,
52:32huh?
52:38Tell me what I should do,
52:41do,
52:42do,
52:43do,
52:43do,
52:44do,
52:44I guess lately I've been getting the feeling that you hide behind me through your eyes,
52:51and just maybe,
52:53I could take a little risk for you,
52:56like my moon,
52:58oh,
52:59oh,
52:59I,
53:00I,
53:00I,
53:00I,
53:00I,
53:00I,
53:00I,
53:00I,
53:01I,
53:01I,
53:01I,
53:01I,
53:02I,
53:02I,
53:02I,
53:02I,
53:03I,
53:04I,
53:04I,
53:04I,
53:05I,
53:06I,
53:06I,
53:06I,
53:06I,
53:06I,
53:06I,
53:06I,
53:06I,
53:06I,
53:06I,
53:06I,
53:06I,
53:06I,
53:06I,
53:07I,
53:09I,
53:09I,
53:09I,
53:10I,
53:10I,
53:10I,
53:11I,
53:11I,
53:11I,
53:12I,
53:12I,
53:14I,
53:14I,
53:15I,
53:15I,
53:15I,
53:15I,
53:15I,
53:16I,
53:16I,
53:16I,
53:16I,
53:16I,
53:16I'm sorry about you losing a train twice now,
53:19and I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:21Oh,
53:21are you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive.
53:24Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:26You're on.
53:30You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Uh, Carleen, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:44Um, break a leg.
53:47Literally.
53:48On your marks!
53:49Get set!
53:50Go!
53:56Woo!
53:57What a finish!
53:58Go Skyler!
54:07You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on.
54:17Take a risk.
54:18Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21Yeah.
54:22Hmm?
54:22Hmm?
54:37Come on.
54:37Come on.
54:38Come on.
54:39Come on.
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