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00:00:30Good evening, and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show
00:00:37Season 4, thank you girls, thank you
00:00:40Thank you, Shukriya, Ghandabaad
00:00:44Oh Kapil, 4 kilos of weight has reduced 4-4 kilos, taking 4-4 kilos
00:00:51Gelsi is all right
00:00:56Thank you girls, thank you
00:00:57Thank you
00:00:58I don't understand what I'm talking about
00:01:02My English is my Indian culture
00:01:05It's a good thing to be with girls
00:01:08Why?
00:01:08Every place of girls, you can go to any field
00:01:11You can go to the medical field
00:01:13You can go to the army
00:01:18Go to politics, go to sports
00:01:20Until the world's big, big issues
00:01:22If there's a judge sitting
00:01:24If you're a judge, you can go to the house and see
00:01:26And there's a judge on the front of her
00:01:28There's a judge
00:01:29There's a judge
00:01:30There's a judge
00:01:31There's a big deal
00:01:32If a friend of mine
00:01:33If she calls her to the
00:01:34She'll take a good season
00:01:36She'll take a good season
00:01:37She'll take a good season
00:01:38She'll say
00:01:40Let me ask my wife
00:01:41because I know that the weather is good every day.
00:01:44If my house is bad,
00:01:46then it will be 7-8 months.
00:01:51Today, I'm talking about women power.
00:01:53Because in the moment,
00:01:54our girls have won the World Cup in cricket.
00:01:57We have to win a lot of talent.
00:02:01So, one time,
00:02:02we welcome all the great talent.
00:02:05Vish Vijeta Cricket Team.
00:02:27I fought for the first time.
00:02:31I fought for the second time.
00:02:35I fought for the first time.
00:02:37I fought for the first time.
00:02:39I fought for the first time.
00:02:41I fought for the first time.
00:02:43I fought for the first time.
00:02:45I fought for the first time.
00:02:47I fought for the first time.
00:02:49I fought for the first time.
00:02:51I fought for the first time.
00:02:53I fought for the first time.
00:02:55I fought for the first time.
00:02:57I fought for the first time.
00:02:59I fought for the first time.
00:03:01I fought for the first time.
00:03:03I fought for the first time.
00:03:05Oh!
00:03:11Oh!
00:03:13Who will you love for the one?
00:03:16Oh!
00:03:18That's the Yo-Yo Harni singer.
00:03:22Oh!
00:03:35It's much better now, thank you.
00:03:46It's much better now, thank you.
00:03:48It's much better now, thank you.
00:04:10This is not a popular girls.
00:04:12We need to remove all of them.
00:04:14Because the whole country is not visible.
00:04:18You made India so proud, thank you.
00:04:22True.
00:04:26These girls are special.
00:04:281.500 crore of Hindustanians.
00:04:32And they are winning.
00:04:34Yes!
00:04:36Today, it's very good.
00:04:38Today, the whole team is in our show.
00:04:40Come here, welcome.
00:04:42Wherever you do, sit down.
00:04:50You can see that our team,
00:04:52like the Pradhan Mantri,
00:04:54they went to their uniform.
00:04:56They went to their uniform.
00:04:58But today, they came to our show.
00:05:00So, they left their party wear.
00:05:02And they left their party wear.
00:05:04And they left their party wear.
00:05:06And they left their party wear.
00:05:08Is it true?
00:05:10Oh!
00:05:12Joke, Sabat!
00:05:14But I'm telling you,
00:05:16it's so crazy when you lived in World Cup.
00:05:18I mean, the whole stadium was green.
00:05:20Now, go outside,
00:05:22the holdings, the TV screen,
00:05:24everything is green, green.
00:05:26And the ones who drank,
00:05:27they also got green.
00:05:28This place.
00:05:30It is a huge,
00:05:32just a bit.
00:05:33Everybody.
00:05:35Yes!
00:05:36Yes!
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00:05:41A ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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00:05:43if nothing will happen then.
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00:06:35hmm
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00:06:36Evasion
00:06:37I'll tellirm
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00:07:05This is our truth, this is our truth, this is our gentleman's cricket game of the head of today's cricket game.
00:07:20And when the world's cricket will be placed,
00:07:24Haryana Hurricane Kapil Dev, Captain Kool MS Dhoni and Punjab's power girl Harman Preet.
00:07:35This is our man's cricket game.
00:07:40This is my cricket game.
00:07:43That's my cricket game.
00:07:45That's a great question.
00:07:47But Harman, as you said, you are a legendary character in the field.
00:07:55When you listen to your entire team, you have fun.
00:08:01Yes, yes, it's very good because as much as we've seen on TV,
00:08:05this is our show.
00:08:07So I think after 2-3 seconds, it will be finished.
00:08:09It's for us, sir.
00:08:11Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it.
00:09:14Mean, I'll tell you what mocha only smile, can you imagine if you are sitting in front of the test ?
00:09:16So, you'll know what fit means .
00:09:17saida, ask my courage.
00:09:18They need to kill his skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin
00:09:38Thanks .
00:09:41What was your planning?
00:09:43Both are sitting on your right side.
00:09:46They were planning.
00:09:47Jameer and Harleen said...
00:09:48No, actually Smriti.
00:09:49Haridi, we don't listen to these people.
00:09:51So, first of all.
00:09:53But Smriti said,
00:09:54if you haven't done it,
00:09:56then I'll talk about it.
00:09:57In the life.
00:09:59I don't know one thing.
00:10:01When you lived in the country,
00:10:03everyone was dancing,
00:10:05dancing and dancing.
00:10:06Did you sleep that night?
00:10:07No.
00:10:08What happened to you?
00:10:09We were dancing.
00:10:10We were having dinner.
00:10:12We were just enjoying it.
00:10:13We didn't have to sleep.
00:10:14We didn't have to dance.
00:10:15No.
00:10:16You can't dance.
00:10:17People are hiding inside.
00:10:18Did you dance before dinner?
00:10:20Yes.
00:10:21How many hours?
00:10:22We were on the ground.
00:10:23We were on the ground.
00:10:243.30 from the ground.
00:10:25Who did you get out on the ground?
00:10:27Did you get out on the ground?
00:10:28Did you get out on the ground?
00:10:29The lights off.
00:10:30We didn't get out.
00:10:31We didn't get out.
00:10:32We didn't get out.
00:10:33At the morning,
00:10:34I think,
00:10:35everyone was on the ground.
00:10:36So,
00:10:37on this tour,
00:10:38we saw sunrise.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:40But,
00:10:41it was a very proud moment.
00:10:42It was a very proud moment.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:45Who was the most part in the party?
00:10:48Who was the one who had to keep up with them?
00:10:50To keep up with them?
00:10:51To keep up with them?
00:10:52That's the basic question.
00:10:54We don't do this.
00:10:56No.
00:10:57No.
00:10:58No.
00:10:59No.
00:11:00No.
00:11:01No.
00:11:02No.
00:11:03No.
00:11:04No.
00:11:05No.
00:11:06No.
00:11:07No.
00:11:08No.
00:11:12No.
00:11:13No.
00:11:14It's my heart to say.
00:11:16It's my heart to say.
00:11:18It's my heart to say.
00:11:20I feel like my English is like a baby.
00:11:24We love love but we don't understand.
00:11:28The same as my wife.
00:11:30We don't understand but we don't understand.
00:11:34But sir, I haven't met a friend.
00:11:36You don't know how many messages are coming to me.
00:11:41The entire Indian cricket team is coming here.
00:11:44So please, we don't understand.
00:11:47What do you know after the show?
00:11:49How many messages were you?
00:11:52Look, look, look.
00:11:54What is it?
00:11:56It's a lot of time.
00:11:59You have to know how many DMs on the world cup?
00:12:02No, it's a joke.
00:12:03It's a joke.
00:12:05It's a joke.
00:12:07We don't have to make this video.
00:12:09No, it's a joke.
00:12:10It's a joke.
00:12:11His Instagram is also half a gram.
00:12:12There are so many DMs.
00:12:14If someone has a job in the house,
00:12:16it's a lot of pride.
00:12:18If a man is sitting there,
00:12:19he'll ask for a second.
00:12:20He'll ask for a second.
00:12:21He'll ask for a second.
00:12:22He'll ask for a second.
00:12:23He'll ask for a second.
00:12:24You won the world cup.
00:12:25It's a great thing.
00:12:26When you have started playing new cricket,
00:12:28many people have also said,
00:12:30I'm sure you have to face this at any time.
00:12:33And at that time,
00:12:34people have told you why you're playing cricket.
00:12:37After that,
00:12:38you've got to get them
00:12:39and block them.
00:12:40No, they're all at home.
00:12:41after all.
00:12:42After all,
00:12:43you've got to get them
00:12:44and blocked them.
00:12:45No, they're all at home.
00:12:50He had a lot of money on the house.
00:12:51Come on, son.
00:12:52Shefali, when Pratika got a bit like this,
00:13:02it was a lot of pain that your selection would be more happy.
00:13:07Look, no sports person doesn't want to get injured.
00:13:12Yes, what are you doing with Ram?
00:13:15Look at him, look at him, no one doesn't want to.
00:13:18I will tell you a little bit.
00:13:22But sir, when the call came, my mind was that I have to win.
00:13:26I have to win on my own land because I have to win on my own land.
00:13:28And we all know how crucial the world cup was.
00:13:30And now I'm feeling like I'm feeling angry.
00:13:32No, no.
00:13:34Okay, let's keep telling.
00:13:36You're sitting in the same way.
00:13:38You're sitting in the same way, you're sitting in the same way.
00:13:40You're feeling angry and you're dying.
00:13:42You're sitting here, one of the DSPs.
00:13:44One of the DSPs.
00:13:46Both of them are inside DSPs.
00:13:48You're sitting behind DSPs.
00:13:50Both of them are DSPs.
00:13:51Do you want to be a child?
00:13:52Wow, I'm sorry.
00:13:54The third one.
00:13:56The third one is going to be DSPs.
00:13:58You're going to be DSPs.
00:13:59You're going to be DSPs.
00:14:00You're going to be sleeping.
00:14:01My father was in the police.
00:14:03Do you know?
00:14:04Deepthi, you are DSPs.
00:14:06This is also our friend who asked him to the police station.
00:14:08He said,
00:14:10You're going to the police station tomorrow.
00:14:11And you're sitting in a lock-up.
00:14:13He said,
00:14:14Madam Ji,
00:14:15You're watching all the matches.
00:14:16So,
00:14:17You're going to say to him,
00:14:18You're going to kill him two days.
00:14:19You're going to discount your fans tomorrow.
00:14:21You're going to discount your fans tomorrow.
00:14:22You're going to discount.
00:14:28How are you Pratika?
00:14:29I'm good.
00:14:30I'm good.
00:14:31I'm good.
00:14:32I heard the sound.
00:14:35I'm good.
00:14:36Harman, do you remember when you came last time,
00:14:37we said that our best friend will be with you.
00:14:39When will you come to World Cup?
00:14:40Do you believe that our best friend will be with you?
00:14:42I'm sure.
00:14:43Now, one more thing I'm going to be listening to you.
00:14:44All the girls have.
00:14:46I know you're all unmarried.
00:14:47You will come to such a lot.
00:14:48You will come to your own family.
00:14:50Okay?
00:14:51No one doesn't listen to you.
00:14:52Especially in Europe,
00:14:53we are a woman who knows the knowledge and knowledge.
00:14:55If you come to your own family,
00:14:58I will be able to make a family.
00:15:00I don't even know how to get into the knowledge of their own family.
00:15:03You know how to get into their own family.
00:15:06Tell me, tell me something new,
00:15:08how to get into your own family?
00:15:09But how do you know that you're talking about?
00:15:10She's my wife.
00:15:15Okay, let me tell you,
00:15:16how did the relationship with Pramit S.A?
00:15:17How did you get into the relationship with Pramit S.A?
00:15:18How did you get into the photo?
00:15:19Shri Devayu's photo,
00:15:21I'm sitting in my own mind.
00:15:23So,
00:15:24clean hands up?
00:15:27I am saying that this happens when you achieve something, like I have so many balls, you won't believe it.
00:15:35Harleen?
00:15:36No, I didn't write it myself.
00:15:38No, I didn't write it myself.
00:15:40The first one is for Harman Preet.
00:15:44Harman Preet Ji, I'm from Babita Bijanour.
00:15:47I don't have a direct conversation from my cricket board.
00:15:50That's why I'm writing it.
00:15:52Yes, yes!
00:16:08Now, what have you thought about their demand?
00:16:11Do you think it's right?
00:16:12I think last season, we were also dudes.
00:16:14WPLs in yoga too.
00:16:15They were with kom-pom, because we are having a Hue and a man.
00:16:17But enjoy the audience, we do not do it.
00:16:21They are playing
00:16:22No, no, those who are sitting at home
00:16:23For them, the girls are sitting at home
00:16:28What are you saying?
00:16:33Harleen
00:16:35Oh
00:16:36The other girl came for Harleen
00:16:39Harleen Ji, Namaste
00:16:41I'm from Shambhunath Mishra
00:16:43Baddoria
00:16:44I don't want to say I love you to say I love you
00:16:47But I love you, I love you
00:16:51I love you, I love you
00:16:53I love you, I love you
00:16:54I love you
00:16:55I love you
00:16:56I don't do anything
00:16:57No work is bad
00:16:58Because I know
00:16:59You are all alone
00:17:00You are all alone
00:17:01For both of us
00:17:02Oh my god
00:17:04For both of us
00:17:05Oh my god
00:17:07How do you fight in the market?
00:17:09When you go to practice
00:17:11I will burn your feet
00:17:13Drink break
00:17:15I will take water
00:17:16These two things I have been shortlisted
00:17:18The rest of your mind
00:17:19Tell me something in your mind
00:17:20In your hands
00:17:21Your own shambhunath
00:17:23Shambhunath?
00:17:24Harleen, what do you want to answer?
00:17:26This is not shambhunath
00:17:27Shambhunath
00:17:28Shambhunath has written down
00:17:29Look, the name is written
00:17:30You give me a profile
00:17:31If I feel good
00:17:32I will keep it
00:17:33I don't mind
00:17:34I don't mind
00:17:35No, no, I have to keep it as a husband
00:17:39I have to listen and listen
00:17:42Look, people are so desperate
00:17:44I have to listen
00:17:45Rajesh Ji
00:17:46I wrote
00:17:47From the
00:17:48DEEPTI
00:17:49I am a fan of your
00:17:50And when you know
00:17:51You are a DSP in the police
00:17:53I just have dreams of your dreams
00:17:55I am a
00:17:57Actually, I am a
00:17:58Havaldar
00:17:59And I am very angry with an inspector
00:18:00He always puts my duty on the wrong time
00:18:02And I am very angry with an inspector
00:18:04He always puts my duty on the wrong time
00:18:07If you get married
00:18:08If you get married
00:18:09Then I will have my DSP
00:18:11Then I will tell him
00:18:14Then I will tell him
00:18:16You are waiting for me, Rajesh
00:18:18From the blind
00:18:19Rajesh
00:18:20What do you want to say?
00:18:21The girl is a havaldar
00:18:22The love you do
00:18:23With your heart
00:18:24The love you do
00:18:25Now I have never thought
00:18:26Now I have never thought
00:18:27I will tell you
00:18:28If it will be like this
00:18:29Then I will tell you
00:18:30Rajesh Ji
00:18:31We will take a little time
00:18:32Until it will happen
00:18:33You will become a inspector
00:18:34You will become a director
00:18:35You will become a director
00:18:36You will become a director
00:18:37You will become a director
00:18:38Look at me
00:18:39You have so many books
00:18:40So what will happen
00:18:41One book came
00:18:42And
00:18:43This is for everyone
00:18:45You are very grateful
00:18:47You are very grateful
00:18:48You are very grateful
00:18:49You are very grateful
00:18:50I know
00:18:51You are now
00:18:52Only the world cup
00:18:53And the rest of the money
00:18:55That is for your hands
00:18:57I want you to put this hand
00:18:59I want you to put this hand
00:19:01To my hands
00:19:02Your sister
00:19:04A.P. Singh
00:19:13I was told
00:19:14That if this girl is writing
00:19:16And this is a matter of money
00:19:18Then it will be called
00:19:19A.P. Singh
00:19:20I said A.P. Singh
00:19:21But the rest of the dog
00:19:22In the rest of the dog
00:19:27We often hear that
00:19:28There is a woman's hand
00:19:30So today
00:19:31Who are sitting here
00:19:33In his hand
00:19:34There is also a man's hand
00:19:35I wish that
00:19:36That person
00:19:37Will be called here
00:19:38Please welcome
00:19:39Indian women's cricket team
00:19:40Head coach
00:19:41Mr. Amol Mazumdar
00:19:42A.P. Singh
00:19:43A.P. Singh
00:19:44I amol Mazumdar
00:19:45A.P. Singh
00:19:46A.P. Singh
00:19:47Hey
00:19:51Hey
00:19:55Hey
00:20:03Jamie
00:20:07First of all, I want to say that you are very happy
00:20:09You know that when you win the World Cup
00:20:11People know that you are talking about Shah Rukh Khan
00:20:13On social media
00:20:15Seriously sir, you are so handsome
00:20:17You are the same feeling, Shah Rukh Khan
00:20:19You are the same feeling from inside
00:20:21I am not the same
00:20:23Sir, I am saying that actually
00:20:25He has changed his name
00:20:27Amol Muzumdar
00:20:29Kabir Muzumdar
00:20:31Look
00:20:33The high level of the Mother
00:20:35That is the Guru
00:20:37If the Guru is true
00:20:39And the Guru is the only power of the Guru
00:20:41And the Guru is the only power of the Guru
00:20:43I have played with him
00:20:45Actually at that time
00:20:47Junior Sachin told him
00:20:49And he was the most promising
00:20:51Youngster in the entire country
00:20:53Thank you
00:20:55And the Guru
00:20:57And the Guru
00:20:59And the Guru
00:21:01I have played with them
00:21:03And he is the only power of the Guru
00:21:05What the story is
00:21:07You came to the police in their coaching.
00:21:09In 2013, October.
00:21:11You see the kind of resurrection of the Indian women's team.
00:21:16You can see how it happened to them.
00:21:19And little children in the woods,
00:21:23they gave their prayers to their prayers.
00:21:27Because they will say,
00:21:29I will become Harmanpreet, I will become Harleen,
00:21:31I will become Jemaimah.
00:21:33This is the change,
00:21:35this is the change.
00:21:37So Guru,
00:21:39like Guru Drone's name,
00:21:41from India to India,
00:21:43you will also write your name,
00:21:45that someone was a guru
00:21:47who gave the women's cricket team
00:21:49for the first time World Cup.
00:22:01I will not be able to do this, Coach.
00:22:03Now I will put the words inside.
00:22:05When I met with Prime Minister,
00:22:07you said,
00:22:09I have said,
00:22:11I have been with my hair and hair.
00:22:13I have a 5-year-old daughter.
00:22:15I have no idea how to deal with it.
00:22:17You have a whole team.
00:22:19Who worries you, Coach?
00:22:21I have no idea how to deal with it.
00:22:23I have no idea how to deal with it.
00:22:25Okay.
00:22:27After that,
00:22:28I have been married for 23 years,
00:22:30I can manage it easily.
00:22:36But who is the biggest foodie of you all?
00:22:38I have no idea.
00:22:40I have no idea.
00:22:41I have no idea.
00:22:42I have no idea.
00:22:43I have no idea.
00:22:44I have no idea how to deal with it.
00:22:46But is it,
00:22:48you have to stay on diet when you have to be fit to play?
00:22:52Is there a special diet, Amul?
00:22:54Do you recommend that
00:22:55don't eat this and don't eat that?
00:22:57Yes.
00:22:58Sir, we follow a lot of diets.
00:23:02Our trainer is Harsha.
00:23:05He was very strict.
00:23:07He maintains everything.
00:23:11But these people were so upset.
00:23:13Why?
00:23:14Because they were so upset from the menu.
00:23:16So, coaching staff had said,
00:23:18the staff had friends.
00:23:19They had friends.
00:23:20So, they had friends.
00:23:21They had friends.
00:23:22They had friends.
00:23:23They had friends.
00:23:24They had friends.
00:23:25I am saying,
00:23:26tell me about your diet.
00:23:27So, you didn't follow the diet.
00:23:29Only the girls were supposed to.
00:23:30No, no.
00:23:31You can't say anything.
00:23:33I can't say anything.
00:23:37Harleen, I'm not saying anything.
00:23:40So, after once they win the cup,
00:23:41after that, there was an order.
00:23:42In the first day,
00:23:43they ate everything.
00:23:44All of them were so good at that?
00:23:45Yes.
00:23:46For the trainers?
00:23:47Yes, yes.
00:23:48I especially went to the trainers
00:23:49to the coach,
00:23:50we opened it like this.
00:23:51Yes, not so bad.
00:23:56This is noise.
00:23:57It's nice to hear the noise.
00:23:59All of it.
00:24:30Oh, my God.
00:24:36Madam, why are you crying?
00:24:39My break-up.
00:24:40Break-up?
00:24:50Girl like me, like gum-cha, like, really?
00:24:53I'm a wet-wife kind of a girl.
00:24:57Thank you, Bia.
00:25:06Idiot.
00:25:12Hello, Mr. Mizunda.
00:25:13Hello.
00:25:14Hi, girls.
00:25:15Hi.
00:25:16Congratulations to everyone, y'all.
00:25:19You guys came to the World Cup.
00:25:24By the way, I'm Bansuri, ex-cricketer.
00:25:27Bansuri?
00:25:28Yeah.
00:25:29You played cricket?
00:25:31Ex-cricketer.
00:25:32My ex was a cricketer.
00:25:33Oh!
00:25:38What was your name, your ex?
00:25:39Byom.
00:25:40Byom?
00:25:41Yeah, Byom.
00:25:42Hello, hi.
00:25:43Girls are looking so lovely, y'all.
00:25:45You're also looking lovely.
00:25:47Thank you, Jemima.
00:25:49Why are you standing here?
00:25:50That's okay.
00:25:52That's okay.
00:25:53That's okay.
00:25:54No, that's okay.
00:25:55Come, come, come.
00:25:56It doesn't look nice here.
00:25:57No, no.
00:25:58It looks good.
00:25:59It's okay, let's go.
00:26:00It's okay.
00:26:05So, then Vyom?
00:26:06I mean, what was the breakup?
00:26:08Yeah, we were seeing each other.
00:26:10Everything was nice.
00:26:11Everything was good.
00:26:12He was a cricketer.
00:26:14You know, he was initially a green flag.
00:26:16Okay.
00:26:17It was all fine.
00:26:18But just one day, I don't know what happened to him.
00:26:20I was like, oh, you become a cricketer.
00:26:23Like a girl like me, like, really cricketer?
00:26:27I can't, y'all.
00:26:28I never do that.
00:26:31I never.
00:26:32It's a nail.
00:26:33Seriously?
00:26:34It's a nail.
00:26:35Where is it going?
00:26:42I didn't even play.
00:26:43I said, okay, I will do that if you want.
00:26:46So, we went to practice.
00:26:48That was a good day, Sidhuji.
00:26:50Practice time.
00:26:51It was like a balling machine.
00:26:53It was like a balling machine.
00:26:58I love that sound, y'all.
00:26:59How?
00:27:04That sound is too good, y'all.
00:27:07It's like a meditative kind of a thing.
00:27:09Meditative.
00:27:14You know this sound, right, girls?
00:27:16Can you do that for me?
00:27:17Just do it.
00:27:20Let's all do it.
00:27:22Let's all do it.
00:27:23Let's all do it.
00:27:24Sir, you also do it.
00:27:25Okay?
00:27:26One, two, three.
00:27:30Okay, I'll do this.
00:27:31Pratika, you also do it.
00:27:33Yeah, I'll try.
00:27:39What will you do?
00:27:40I love the track, by the way.
00:27:41Thank you, Basri.
00:27:42Yeah.
00:27:43Okay, so what did you say?
00:27:44What did you say?
00:27:45Catch, pack.
00:27:46You know, I'm a night out kind of a girl.
00:27:47I'm not catch out kind of a girl.
00:27:48So, I was standing there.
00:27:49And you know what happened?
00:27:50Ball was up there.
00:27:51It was coming to me.
00:27:52I said, I can't do it.
00:27:53How do I do it?
00:27:54Catch, pack.
00:27:55I said, I don't do it.
00:27:56No, no.
00:27:57He said, I love you.
00:27:58You do it.
00:27:59I said, I also love you.
00:28:00But I can't do it.
00:28:01He said, love me.
00:28:02If you love me, do it.
00:28:03I said, no, no.
00:28:04I'm not so much, I am in the sun.
00:28:05You are hot, right?
00:28:06It's from Svidas.
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Oh!
00:28:09Oh!
00:28:10Oh!
00:28:11He had to have punch in her eyes.
00:28:12He said, well, he was up there.
00:28:13I said, I can't do it.
00:28:14I said, no.
00:28:15I can't do it.
00:28:16I fell in love.
00:28:28He said, yeah.
00:28:29He's so hot.
00:28:30I guess you do it.
00:28:31He's not hot.
00:28:32Oh!
00:28:33and the girl is coming out of the house
00:28:40that's the problem
00:28:44kudos to you
00:28:50really in the final match you did a half century that's too good
00:28:56after that also you stayed back
00:29:00you are standing there, not gone
00:29:02where are you going to go?
00:29:04you go to spa, go to vacation, go to where
00:29:07you always have to give yourself a treat
00:29:12you have to reward yourself
00:29:14I always reward myself
00:29:15when I take 2,000 steps in the day
00:29:18I go to Bali the next day
00:29:23but you don't play for the country
00:29:25you play with him
00:29:30you know, I have heard a rumor
00:29:34do you go up in the morning at 6 o'clock?
00:29:38what is the rumor?
00:29:39it is normal
00:29:40at 6 o'clock, they go up in the newspaper
00:29:42they go up in the morning at 6 o'clock
00:29:45I come back at 4 o'clock
00:29:47who is up in the morning at 6 o'clock?
00:29:48I come back at 4 o'clock
00:29:50and I go up at 6 o'clock
00:29:52it is so unhealthy
00:29:54then they are going to go up
00:29:56you have to go up like that
00:29:57I have to go up in the morning
00:29:58to go up in the morning
00:30:00I'm going up in the morning
00:30:01how are you going up in the morning?
00:30:02what did you say?
00:30:03chadmatgad what?
00:30:04what?
00:30:05what is happening?
00:30:06it is like
00:30:07what?
00:30:08you get in the morning
00:30:09Okay, if you are wearing a perfume, then I am a chadmat girl, it's okay. I am a chadmat girl.
00:30:19Chadmat girl!
00:30:21These boys use such words and socks. They always use dirty socks.
00:30:27Who used that?
00:30:29It was a sound. It wasn't a word. You are making a word out of it.
00:30:33Ah, yes, he is.
00:30:35He's making it, Arjana Ji.
00:30:37What was that drinks break?
00:30:39What was that?
00:30:41What was that?
00:30:43What was that?
00:30:45I don't like it.
00:30:47I told him that it was a drink break. Give me my kombucha.
00:30:49Okay?
00:30:51He said that I have a kombucha.
00:30:53Like really?
00:30:55A girl like me?
00:30:57Pani and kela?
00:30:59I am a pina colada kind of a girl.
00:31:03I am a pina colada.
00:31:05I am a pina colada.
00:31:07I am a pina colada.
00:31:09I am a pina colada.
00:31:11I am a pina colada.
00:31:13Because I was mad in love.
00:31:15He must be mad.
00:31:17I am a pina colada.
00:31:19I was mad in love.
00:31:21I was doing that same thing.
00:31:23I was doing that same thing.
00:31:25I was doing that same thing.
00:31:27What did you say to me?
00:31:29You know what?
00:31:31I am not going to take a clutch bag with me.
00:31:33I am not going to take a clutch bag with me.
00:31:35Really?
00:31:37A girl like me without clutch bag?
00:31:39It is my identity.
00:31:43It is me.
00:31:45I am not going to take a clutch bag with me.
00:31:47Wow!
00:31:49So I am going to take a little bit of a heel bag.
00:31:51Same thing he said.
00:31:53How many people have been sitting here.
00:31:55So how will I go without a heel bag?
00:31:57How will it look?
00:31:59I can live in Mumbai city.
00:32:01I can live in Pune city.
00:32:03But I can't live in toxic city.
00:32:09So why did you break up?
00:32:13My bus was gone, Kapil.
00:32:15You know when he said
00:32:17to cut your nails.
00:32:19Then I cut it.
00:32:21Where did you cut it?
00:32:23You are too long.
00:32:25What?
00:32:27Yes.
00:32:29So I cut my gloves.
00:32:31Gloves?
00:32:41How will you do this?
00:32:43I can do that.
00:32:45I can very well do that, Kapil.
00:32:47Just see.
00:32:49I can't do that.
00:32:51I can't do that.
00:32:53It's okay.
00:32:55Just keep going.
00:32:59And I am somebody
00:33:01who always takes up a challenge.
00:33:03Okay, sir?
00:33:05What an idea, man.
00:33:11Oh my God.
00:33:13Oh my God.
00:33:15Siru Ji just heel.
00:33:17This is a snicker heel.
00:33:25Oh my God.
00:33:27Oh my God.
00:33:29Oh my God.
00:33:31Oh my God.
00:33:45Oh my God.
00:33:47Oh my God.
00:33:49Oh my God.
00:33:51Oh my God.
00:33:53Oh my God.
00:33:55Oh my God.
00:33:57Yika.
00:33:59I can't see you.
00:34:01Can I hear the plug?
00:34:07Oh my God.
00:34:09And girls, I tell you what, I'm a right-hander, but I play from the left side.
00:34:39You know why?
00:34:41Because my profile is good.
00:34:46Always remember, if your left profile is good, then put a catch on the left side, right?
00:34:53And if it comes to the right, catch?
00:34:55Drop it, leave it.
00:34:57Leave it, leave it.
00:34:59Big deal.
00:35:01It's not Met Gala that it will come after a year.
00:35:04When it comes, pick it up.
00:35:05If anybody wants to throw a ball, yes, you can, just check me out.
00:35:11Dipte ek ball karashko.
00:35:13Yeah, dipu.
00:35:18Try it, okay.
00:35:23I'm sorry.
00:35:25I'm sorry.
00:35:30I'm sorry.
00:35:32Oh my God.
00:35:33I'm so sorry.
00:35:34I'm so sorry.
00:35:35But I'm sorry.
00:35:36Oh my God!
00:35:37Oh my God!
00:35:46Pratika, you played first from railway.
00:35:50Yes.
00:35:51Then you will become a pass of railway, right?
00:35:54Now, as you won the World Cup, you said,
00:35:56I should be a pass of railway.
00:35:58I wish that was possible.
00:36:00So I would definitely ask, but it's not possible.
00:36:02But Pratika, you also won a gold medal in basketball?
00:36:06Yes.
00:36:07I played a school national, so under-19.
00:36:13After winning a gold medal, you joined cricket?
00:36:16No.
00:36:17I played cricket and basketball together.
00:36:19Together?
00:36:20Together?
00:36:21Together?
00:36:22Together?
00:36:23Together?
00:36:24Yes.
00:36:25Together?
00:36:26Wow.
00:36:27And when I felt like I could have equal time in basketball and cricket,
00:36:29because I needed more time,
00:36:30then I left basketball and started playing cricket.
00:36:32I told Arsana,
00:36:33I said,
00:36:34I had a pistol in my childhood.
00:36:36I didn't want to play with him.
00:36:37I didn't want to play with him.
00:36:38I didn't want to play with him.
00:36:39I didn't want to play with him.
00:36:40He's a jeweler.
00:36:41He's a jeweler.
00:36:42Why?
00:36:43I'm playing in the country.
00:36:44I'm playing in the country.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46Harman,
00:36:47I didn't want to play with him.
00:36:48I was playing with him.
00:36:49I was playing with him.
00:36:50I've known him as an actor,
00:36:52I was going to play with him.
00:36:53I my father was an actor.
00:36:54I was an actor and I was very scared of them when I saw them.
00:36:59I was a dream of seeing them.
00:37:01So,
00:37:02I came to play on our celebration?
00:37:03I was a poster too.
00:37:04Absolutely.
00:37:05Okay.
00:37:09Sometimes there are some work that people can't do open.
00:37:12For example,
00:37:13like Malika Roda,
00:37:14sometimes you have to like a heart on Instagram.
00:37:17Yes.
00:37:18So?
00:37:20Listen to me.
00:37:21I've said something.
00:37:22Listen to me.
00:37:23Listen to me.
00:37:25If you don't do it,
00:37:26they've made a different account,
00:37:27by the name of Ram Lubaya.
00:37:32That's why I know that
00:37:34you're saying that Ram Lubaya's name
00:37:36when he came to mind,
00:37:37I said,
00:37:38I'm the one.
00:37:39It's been about Siddhu Pajki's story.
00:37:41Shif Ali,
00:37:42I've said this way.
00:37:43Because about you,
00:37:44I've heard that you've played
00:37:46in Sahil's name,
00:37:47and you've played it.
00:37:48Then we want to tell you something.
00:37:50My brother was going to play a tournament
00:37:52and he was disabled.
00:37:54So,
00:37:55he was just calling me
00:37:57that my son will not get me.
00:37:58I said,
00:37:59Papa,
00:38:00you're a big brother.
00:38:01I'm a big brother.
00:38:02So, I said, Papa, stop, stop, stop, cut your phone.
00:38:05So, Papa cut and said, what's going on?
00:38:06I said, I can go to play, right?
00:38:08It'll be my best practice.
00:38:10So, Papa said, I saw that I'll eat and eat it.
00:38:12And then, I'll have our hands.
00:38:14I said, no, no, I'll play.
00:38:16Then, Papa sent me to my brother's t-shirt.
00:38:21I played a tournament and I played all the CDs.
00:38:24Wow.
00:38:29Playing with the boys,
00:38:30today's experience is a lot of work.
00:38:32It's a life-time work.
00:38:34So, I'm so grateful that my family
00:38:36gave confidence to me and play with my brother.
00:38:39So, I'm so grateful.
00:38:42Harman, you also gave hockey.
00:38:44You were telling me that you gave hockey
00:38:46and that hockey has played in your house today?
00:38:49Yes, I went to hockey stadium.
00:38:52And then, I started playing with hockey.
00:38:56Oh!
00:38:58So, the coach was that, I thought that
00:39:01they are very difficult.
00:39:01They are playing hockey with hockey.
00:39:03And then, they are playing with them.
00:39:05After that day, I didn't go.
00:39:06In today's date, I think it's the biggest support from the parents who want to do the children.
00:39:15I think it's not a big support from them.
00:39:20And for this reason, our team here, all the girls, their parents,
00:39:25some of them are watching TV,
00:39:29all of them are telling us.
00:39:31If you don't have support all of them...
00:39:37Mr. Kappé, sorry.
00:39:39Mr. Kappé, I'm sorry.
00:39:40Mr. Kappé, I want to ask you something.
00:39:41Mr. Kappé, how are you?
00:39:43Mr. Kappé, how are you?
00:39:44Mr. Kappé, it's a very good moment.
00:39:46Mr. Kappé, I want to share some little things.
00:39:49Mr. Kappé, the first thing is that I thought in my mind that
00:39:53I will celebrate this World Cup victory of the World Cup.
00:39:58Mr. Kappé and I will sort the Big Green Cup.
00:40:01Mr. Kappé, what are you doing?
00:40:03Mr. Kappé, I will not withdraw from every tournament on what you're doing.
00:40:05Mr. Kappé, what are you doing?
00:40:06Mr. Kappé, I will do your hard work with, but instead of doing it wrong...
00:40:08Mr. Kappé, the first thing I want to do is attack on my familyÇ.
00:40:14Mr. Kappé and değer, my sister, have created something from my squad so that I will show you behind me.
00:40:18Mr. Kappé and the second thing is, is your brother.
00:40:20This is the first leg to take down the straight forward of my night.
00:40:22But I'll do it before the start like this video and make sure it appears to itself.
00:40:26I clicked that I am going to play permanent cricket from yesterday and I didn't see it after this.
00:40:32Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:40:34Superb!
00:40:35I mean, Sumit didn't come here today.
00:40:38Actually, there are so many events that we all manage each other.
00:40:43So, we are all busy with him.
00:40:45Now, I am enjoying this.
00:40:47And I want to enjoy it.
00:40:48Enjoying!
00:40:49Enjoying! You got it!
00:40:51Yes, sir.
00:40:52I can understand, sir.
00:40:53I can feel your happiness.
00:40:54Thank you, Kapil sir.
00:40:55Thank you, Kapil sir.
00:40:56Thank you, sir.
00:40:57Thank you, sir.
00:40:58Thank you, sir.
00:40:59Superb!
00:41:00Harli, in the page, I am making a mic.
00:41:02Are you big or small?
00:41:03Big, he has special facial.
00:41:07He said...
00:41:08He wants to be my OTT debut.
00:41:09Who is my OTT debut?
00:41:13What is his name?
00:41:14Are you making facial?
00:41:15No, sir, I am saying that.
00:41:16I am saying that.
00:41:17I am saying that.
00:41:18Sir, I am not wearing shirt.
00:41:20I am saying that.
00:41:21Sir, I am wearing shirt but I am not wearing shirt.
00:41:24We didn't put it here.
00:41:25Sorry, dude.
00:41:26For many kids, I did not have an effect.
00:41:27It's very nice.
00:41:28You too.
00:41:29This is a very Those are the people who love magna in too,
00:41:31kids.
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:33Of six, seven years this is the difference.
00:41:34No, I don't eat these.
00:41:35First.
00:41:36It was once killed.
00:41:37Then, we cry.
00:41:39His mother.
00:41:40Then, when come here, also kill ourselves.
00:41:42Same earlier.
00:41:43People want to get married from Harleen, listen to me.
00:41:46First he kills himself and then he kills himself.
00:41:49Keep this in mind.
00:41:52Thank you so much.
00:42:13You've got a new name in the world.
00:42:16All of the children have been proud.
00:42:18When Harleen started playing the game,
00:42:21when he started playing the game,
00:42:23he started playing the game,
00:42:25and he said,
00:42:26he's still playing the game.
00:42:28He's playing the game,
00:42:30he's playing the game.
00:42:31He's playing the game.
00:42:33He's playing the game.
00:42:35But he's playing the game.
00:42:37I didn't play hockey.
00:42:39You played hockey.
00:42:41He said,
00:42:43I'm playing the game.
00:42:44How did you play?
00:42:46I was playing the game.
00:42:48I was playing the game.
00:42:50At that time,
00:42:51the principal of my school,
00:42:53Sardar Kamaldi Singh Sodhi,
00:42:54he saw me playing the game.
00:42:56Then,
00:42:57he told me,
00:42:59he told me,
00:43:01I'll give you my daughter.
00:43:03We'll become a cricketer.
00:43:05That's my whole life change.
00:43:07Wow.
00:43:08That's a beautiful story.
00:43:10That's my story.
00:43:11That's why I was sharing the story with Harmen's father.
00:43:15He was asking for many times.
00:43:17We have to support our children.
00:43:19But,
00:43:20we have to keep the tension of the world.
00:43:22We have to keep our hands on our children.
00:43:25But if you support your children,
00:43:27you have to be proud of your children,
00:43:29then it can happen.
00:43:30You also know this.
00:43:33I'm a proud of your children.
00:43:35I've been a proud of you.
00:43:36Harleen,
00:43:37I've heard a lot about your mother.
00:43:38I've heard that she's funny.
00:43:39My mother is like my mother.
00:43:40My mother is like.
00:43:41I've seen her show,
00:43:42I've seen her auntie,
00:43:43and I've seen her auntie.
00:43:44She's started in Hindi.
00:43:45She's doing Punjabi.
00:43:46She's doing Punjabi.
00:43:47So,
00:43:48my mother has also this story.
00:43:50It's not in Hindi.
00:43:52Recently,
00:43:53there was a very funny incident.
00:43:55We were in World Cup.
00:43:57When he came to the World Cup,
00:43:58there was an Instagram,
00:43:59there was a real real.
00:44:00So, he had to forward his father.
00:44:01So,
00:44:02I don't know,
00:44:03he's doing this.
00:44:04Now,
00:44:05he's doing his WhatsApp status.
00:44:06So,
00:44:07he has a status.
00:44:08Oh my God.
00:44:09He has got messages.
00:44:10So,
00:44:11he told me,
00:44:12my brother is auntie.
00:44:13I saw auntie.
00:44:14I don't know what he has.
00:44:15And what he has a status.
00:44:16He has a status.
00:44:19He has a status.
00:44:20He has a status.
00:44:21Bye, bye.
00:44:22Bye, bye.
00:44:23I got a status.
00:44:24I got a status.
00:44:25I got a status.
00:44:26I got a status.
00:44:27Don't take it.
00:44:28Bye, bye.
00:44:29I got a status.
00:44:31I got a status.
00:44:32I got a status.
00:44:33Yes,
00:44:34And some people did not see.
00:44:35So,
00:44:36I will tell my mother.
00:44:37I will tell you,
00:44:38I will tell you.
00:44:39Yes.
00:44:40I have a status.
00:44:45One time we were in Australia.
00:44:47Yes,
00:44:48In Australia,
00:44:49we were in three matches.
00:44:51I was injured in the three series, so I was injured.
00:44:54So, my comeback series was after injury.
00:44:56My mother was in the government office.
00:44:58So, after a long time, my mother went and said,
00:45:01Oh, my daughter, she played cricket.
00:45:03She was very good.
00:45:04She said, yes, yes, yes.
00:45:05She said, what was the team?
00:45:06Now, my mother was like,
00:45:083-0, how do I say it?
00:45:09My mother said,
00:45:11That's right, our team has runners.
00:45:21How do I say it?
00:45:23I'm gay.
00:45:24I'm gay.
00:45:25My mother said, I'm gay.
00:45:27I'm gay.
00:45:29I'm gay.
00:45:30I'm gay.
00:45:34I'm gay.
00:45:39I'm gay.
00:45:42I'm gay.
00:45:48Oh
00:46:00After pishly bar bing moong gira gaya tha
00:46:04Mena kethi di lala paaji
00:46:06Haa sahhi boli
00:46:07Lala paaji wo aayenge
00:46:09Women cricket team wale aayenge
00:46:12South Africa ke chakke chudake aayenge
00:46:16World of jeans ke aayenge
00:46:18compared to pishly barbara
00:46:20Naasye
00:46:43we will get
00:46:51it
00:46:54out
00:46:57to
00:46:58it
00:47:13I have to go to the house.
00:47:15If your coach comes here, I will take my hands.
00:47:18Take my hands.
00:47:20I will take my hands.
00:47:22Take my hands.
00:47:24Take my hands.
00:47:26No, no, no.
00:47:28Go, go, go.
00:47:30Go, go, go.
00:47:32Go, go, go.
00:47:34Go, go, go.
00:47:36Go, go, go.
00:47:38Go, go, go.
00:47:40Go, go.
00:47:42Go, go, go.
00:47:44Congratulations.
00:47:46Congratulations.
00:48:00You are seeing a lot of eyes.
00:48:02We are all watching, Guru.
00:48:04What are you waiting for?
00:48:08We are just talking.
00:48:11You are not looking at me.
00:48:13You have played so good.
00:48:15You should have a biopic.
00:48:17You should have a biopic.
00:48:19I know that the biopic is my character.
00:48:21I will make it.
00:48:23I will make it.
00:48:25I will make it.
00:48:27I have a writer and director.
00:48:29Both are in my house.
00:48:31Can I call?
00:48:33Yes, I will.
00:48:35I will make it.
00:48:37I will make it.
00:48:39I will make it.
00:48:41I will make it.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:49What is this, guys?
00:48:55Oh, my God.
00:48:57Yes, there's anything there.
00:49:03Yes.
00:49:04Oh, my God.
00:49:07Oh, my God.
00:49:10Oh, my God.
00:49:14Wow.
00:49:16Wow.
00:49:17Wow.
00:49:18Wow.
00:49:19Wow.
00:49:24Wow.
00:49:27Normally, when I see the girls,
00:49:31I will do this.
00:49:34But,
00:49:36but,
00:49:37today,
00:49:38I'm willing to do this.
00:49:46What did you do, Guru?
00:49:49From Bhopal,
00:49:51I have to turn to Radha that's how,
00:49:52you're going to need to make the third.
00:49:54I have to turn to Radha and Sharma.
00:49:57Okay, okay.
00:49:59From Delhi,
00:50:00from Pramod,
00:50:01from Kanpur,
00:50:02from Pramod,
00:50:03from Pramod,
00:50:04from Pramod,
00:50:05from Pramod.
00:50:06I have to turn to Radha.
00:50:08I have to turn to Radha.
00:50:09Long, long Sen.
00:50:10We said,
00:50:11We said that in the country,
00:50:12140 crores,
00:50:13everyone has to turn to Radha.
00:50:17Don't underestimate the power of Pramod and Bittu.
00:50:24Don't underestimate.
00:50:27Don't underestimate.
00:50:30When you kill the chokke and chokke,
00:50:37they are Pramod and Bittu.
00:50:40They do this.
00:50:42They are Pramod and Bittu
00:50:46who make the chokke and chokke and chokke.
00:50:49But they are the people who are Siddhu Ji.
00:50:53They drink beer and think,
00:50:56Well done, India.
00:50:59That's it.
00:51:03That's why Pramod and Bittu,
00:51:05Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu.
00:51:15Oh, too good.
00:51:17Hey, son.
00:51:18We have created a book from the film.
00:51:19The Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu, Bittu.
00:51:23Oh, too good.
00:51:25Hey, son.
00:51:26The book is being made by the stories of the film.
00:51:29The biopic is being made by the movie.
00:51:30Yes.
00:51:32Yes, we want to make a film for three of you.
00:51:37Like I have filmed in India,
00:51:39I will make them with Cup de India.
00:51:44Yes, and that will be your heroine.
00:51:50And you.
00:51:52And you.
00:51:54You.
00:51:55Oh, God, you are all beautiful.
00:51:57We do all the work, we take a heroine.
00:52:00This is also okay.
00:52:01Mom, you sit alone.
00:52:02I will also come.
00:52:04I will also come.
00:52:05Come here.
00:52:06Yes, I will.
00:52:07Yes, I will.
00:52:08I will take a look.
00:52:09I will take a look.
00:52:13Okay, what is to do?
00:52:14No, I will do anything, Mom.
00:52:16Now, you will never look at these girls all the time.
00:52:19Hmm
00:52:28This film me those car all carrying a
00:52:32Yeah, okay, okay
00:52:44So what do I have to do
00:52:49I'm all circle roll up carrying a via. Okay, so I you sir. I
00:52:54Yes, sir. I have to do your part and
00:52:59So
00:53:02I'll do that
00:53:09No, no, no, sir. No, no, no, no, no. You come here, sir. You come
00:53:14Thank you
00:53:19Oh
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00:53:44No, no, it's no, sir. No, you have to say
00:53:46Namaskar Aadab, Sasriakaal, Kemcho
00:53:51Namaskar Aadab, Sasriakaal, Kemcho
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00:56:05hey, yeah, yeah
00:56:07There are little things like large in huge peaks
00:56:09You know right?
00:56:11What I really like
00:56:12I feel a fish
00:56:14I feel I can start my jerk
00:56:16um, um, um, um
00:56:18um, um, um
00:56:24Now....
00:56:26But solve this як всего
00:56:35foreign
00:56:45now shall we wait for her
00:57:15well there are there are intervals in the film that's okay
00:57:34i don't like this man i don't like this
00:57:45oh
00:58:07thank you for coming back thank you so
00:58:15is
00:58:29dsp
00:58:33but
00:58:37dsp
00:58:38okay
00:58:41okay
00:58:46okay
00:58:49No, no, no, Maldives will go to the beach in the beach.
00:59:17How will you play a cricket match on the beach?
00:59:21It will go, it will go.
00:59:24If you don't go to the Maldives, the budget will increase.
00:59:29You will spend a lot of money.
00:59:33Hey, I am the producer.
00:59:37We don't have a kangan in the sun.
00:59:40Do you know the price of gold?
00:59:43I will spend a lot of money in the picture.
00:59:47One number of mistakes.
00:59:50One number of mistakes.
00:59:54This woman, Amol Sir, got us in a lot of trouble.
00:59:57When we were young, when we played cricket, we didn't have a ball.
01:00:03We were used to play our grandmother's weight.
01:00:08This woman,
01:00:13This woman,
01:00:14This woman,
01:00:16This woman,
01:00:17This woman,
01:00:19Do you know, Archana Ji?
01:00:21Yes.
01:00:21We've never killed a bitch.
01:00:23Why?
01:00:24We've never killed a bitch.
01:00:33I've never killed a bitch.
01:00:35Oh my God.
01:00:37My question is, if the ball was good, then what was the bat?
01:00:45Don't tell me the bat.
01:00:49Sit down.
01:00:50Don't tell me the bat.
01:00:52My husband is my husband.
01:00:55Oh my God.
01:00:57And I'm telling you a story about a film that I'm not listening to you.
01:01:02That's not happening to you both.
01:01:04From these girls.
01:01:07They're playing cricket, they have DSP.
01:01:09One girl is doing two jobs.
01:01:11Or two girls are not doing one job.
01:01:15I don't like this woman, I don't like her as a woman, as an object, as a producer, as
01:01:31a human being, as a homo sapiens, as a part of this whole population, I don't like her.
01:01:36I don't like her.
01:01:37One girl.
01:01:38One girl.
01:01:39One woman.
01:01:40And what do you think?
01:01:41My husband, I like it.
01:01:43I don't like this shit.
01:01:45I don't like this shit.
01:01:50Can you tell me the truth?
01:01:52It's in Nellie, Nellie.
01:01:53This is a duplicate.
01:01:55Nellie, this is Nellie.
01:01:57In the big hall, it's called Kani Puri.
01:02:01Attitude is giving us the actual Salman Khan.
01:02:05Listen to the Kani.
01:02:08Listen to the Kani.
01:02:10Listen to the Kani.
01:02:12Listen to the Kani.
01:02:14You know, dance.
01:02:17I like songs. I dance.
01:02:20I love you.
01:02:22All of the money is gone.
01:02:24My love, my love.
01:02:26I cry and cry.
01:02:30The mouth without holding the face,
01:02:34I just wanna let it go.
01:02:36The mouth without holding the face,
01:02:39I just wanna let it go.
01:02:43Bravo, bravo.
01:02:47I know.
01:02:50So far, you guys can't do this.
01:03:00This is a great victory for the women's cricket team.
01:03:10Oh, my God!
01:03:11Oh, my God!
01:03:13Oh, my God!
01:03:14That is great.
01:03:16It's a great fun thing, and I want to say something else.
01:03:19And thank you so much once again for coming.
01:03:34Thank you so much.
01:04:04And very beautiful.
01:04:07Ananya Pandey.
01:04:09Happy New Year hota hai Karthik jai se admi ka.
01:04:11Her baar nahi film, nahi heroine.
01:04:13Par data ho Ananya, aap itini slim ho.
01:04:15Aap ko shuru sa hi dieting vaiting ki samaj agi thi.
01:04:17Ke papa ki kanjusii ki veje se ye haal hua hai.
01:04:19Ham sabi patli hai.
01:04:20Papa bhi pata hai. Ye jeans me hai actually.
01:04:23Aapke trailer mein aapne khaa.
01:04:25The first girl I say I love you to.
01:04:27Will be the last girl I say I love you to.
01:04:28Is this mantra yours?
01:04:30Mai bolta hai nahi ho I love you.
01:04:31Jab first ho ga tab bol dua.
01:04:33Ab tak nahi ho hai.
01:04:34Ab tak nahi.
01:04:37Nineties's mein joo piar tha.
01:04:38Ziyadha commitment mein belive karta.
01:04:40Ab jaisse loog livin relationship ke baare mein baat kate hai.
01:04:43Or us mein kehte hai ki haa ham sab share kar rahe hain.
01:04:45Agar relationship mein ho to.
01:04:46Toa password share ka lo.
01:04:47Ek minute mein break up ho chayega loo.
01:04:49Karthik tohari vichyra hai hai hai.
01:04:53Ho tiri mei tira koon zi haari.
01:04:56Shadhi hoog hi tumhari.
01:04:57Anki nahi hoi.
01:04:58Abhi yeeg bhi ni hui.
01:04:59Achcha.
01:05:01Jain ji kya?
01:05:02Baapke paise uđana hai bas.
01:05:04Raat ko dhai dhai vaj tuk mobile chaal huo.
01:05:05Hamek show dhekhti hain great indian kapil show.
01:05:08Raat ko dho vajay humare joke sadult nih ho jate hai.
01:05:10Oh my god.
01:05:18Haa ham ha ha ha.
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