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00:00All right, before the 90 days, let's go.
00:06Let's go.
00:07Mila's ready.
00:11Before I met you, I have a lot of thought about this.
00:16About this.
00:17What did she just say?
00:19That's not in my vocabulary.
00:21I don't think it's in mine either.
00:24You wake me up in the middle of the night.
00:25I don't wake you up.
00:26Don't make that up.
00:27Yeah, all right.
00:28The problem at the tummy part is I will just show you some pictures.
00:34Picture?
00:35Now?
00:36Beer can't know.
00:37Face that way.
00:38When I gave birth to Sissy.
00:40My vat hole.
00:42This is a beginning chapter.
00:44No matter what it is, whether it's good or bad, it's going to change.
00:48Oh, damn.
00:49I think I need to grow my eyes for this.
00:53Let it go.
00:54Tim, it's 2026.
01:00I know.
01:00It's going to be the best year ever.
01:02I'm going to grow a garden.
01:04But this year, I'm not going to abandon it halfway through.
01:06Well, I am going to try to go on some dates.
01:10Uh-huh.
01:11Like, in person.
01:12Love it, love it.
01:13Specific, you know.
01:14That was important for you.
01:15Yeah, right.
01:16Because I had bad luck with that.
01:18Case in point.
01:20Where are you at with the couples?
01:21I still just love Forrest.
01:23I know.
01:24I'm so proud of him for sticking up for himself.
01:26Seriously, I love it.
01:28Days together.
01:29This ought to be interesting.
01:30While you're here, we could go to the gym.
01:33I could show you around the neighborhood.
01:35My kitchen.
01:36Kitchen?
01:36I thought you came down here to spend time.
01:38How many days did you dirty your kitchen up before I got here?
01:40It's irrelevant.
01:42All right.
01:43Ready to watch.
01:44Are you ready to watch?
01:46Yes.
01:46Who are you excited to see?
01:47Yes.
01:47You know who my favorite couple is?
01:48Who?
01:49Emma and Zia, the guy from Morocco.
01:51You know, she's got, like, a similar personality to you.
01:54Because she, like, dressed like me, all open and put, drove her leaping.
01:59Like, huh?
02:00We're going to watch Before the 90 Days.
02:04Wow.
02:05Good show.
02:06These people may get married.
02:09I was married for 65 years.
02:14Oh.
02:14I was married for...
02:16You did.
02:17Yes.
02:18My titties are...
02:21Don't wear a strapless bra or mine.
02:24This bra anytime.
02:25It never holds them up.
02:26I have one on.
02:28Do you really?
02:29Yes.
02:30My titties are too heavy for that.
02:37Did you ever been to Nigeria?
02:38No.
02:39I want to go, honestly.
02:40But there's the way you've traveled.
02:43Well, to, um...
02:45To Egypt and...
02:47The feathers that I've been, I think, would be Australia and New Zealand.
02:52I'm really nervous.
02:56Welcome her from the airport.
02:58She doesn't have an idea of what I'm planning.
03:03Well, hopefully it's some flowers, maybe a snack.
03:06Nah, if he's a real G, you know what goes on at airports.
03:09You think he's going to propose at the airport?
03:11Oh, yeah.
03:12Oh, a real one, all right.
03:14He's a real one.
03:14He's all dead.
03:15I've been so desperate.
03:17So eager.
03:18Just to see her.
03:20The love of my heart.
03:21The love of my love.
03:22I hope that this big planned surprise that he was talking about wasn't just buying flowers,
03:27because...
03:28Oh, my God.
03:33That little bitty wipe.
03:36I mean, doesn't just re-dabbing on some Dio work?
03:40Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
03:41This is reminding me of Darcy's scene, you remember?
03:43Uh-huh, Darcy's.
03:44Let's go down there either.
03:45Whoa!
03:46Lisa.
03:47Girl!
03:49Just shower when you get to the hotel.
03:52Down in an airport bathroom with a moist toilet wipe you got from a fast food restaurant.
03:57No, they sell special personal hygiene wipes.
04:00You go flying for 16 hours, it will smell like vanilla with, like, banana and stuff.
04:04Freshen up that coochie before you get off the plane?
04:07Yeah.
04:08I have a million thoughts going through my mind right now.
04:11What if I'm not what he expected?
04:13I'm terrified.
04:14I'm afraid he's got nothing.
04:17Do you think he's into her?
04:17I actually feel like he's into her.
04:19Dude, you are so positive.
04:21God bless you.
04:22I just want everyone to be happy.
04:24Here we go.
04:25The moment of truth.
04:26Is she coming?
04:28The suspense?
04:30I'm nervous for her.
04:31Please send good back.
04:34I'm gonna break the rules.
04:36So, on the side go, kingdom.
04:38Where are we?
04:39Yes!
04:40And, like, maybe I'll go out there.
04:41You know what I'm saying?
04:42A lot of these dudes finding wives out there.
04:44I think you've had enough on your plate.
04:46Maybe find a wife here.
04:48I've been in the Philippines for a couple days now.
04:51And despite all the drama, being with Sheena every day is...
04:56That's next.
04:56Hey, finally, they're getting some alone time.
04:58His mom's been all up in their business, dude.
05:01Well, he was with her every day at home via camera.
05:04Smell.
05:04Yeah.
05:05I love how they're just so happy to be with each other, you know?
05:08Not like me and you.
05:09I know.
05:10I wish.
05:11Maybe one day.
05:12To meet up with your parents and confront them about, you know, the money issues and everything.
05:20Cutting off your family is the only thing we can do.
05:24You can't say that.
05:25No, I think he just means money-wise, right?
05:26He wants to stop giving them money.
05:28Like, I'm taking her to America.
05:29See you never.
05:30One wave.
05:31It's hello and goodbye.
05:33I would plan a meeting for you.
05:36You don't have that much money, but we're trying to save because you have a lot of plans for us.
05:41And I will have to move with you to the U.S.
05:44Situation, right?
05:45Explaining to him, like, for this to move forward.
05:46You have to give a good impression to my parents.
05:48And I feel like she's open to everything.
05:50I agree.
05:52Because in my culture, parents are the one who should approve if we are going to marry someone.
06:00It's very different than here.
06:02You told me I needed to ask your dad, and I didn't.
06:05Like, I'm an idiot, but I learned my lesson.
06:07That went super well.
06:08I got her approval?
06:09God forbid I'm just trying to have a conversation, Rob.
06:11I didn't ask for her approval.
06:13Also, what happened last night was we could meet, you could meet my parents first, personally,
06:20before we introduce your parents.
06:23Terrible idea.
06:24He already knows.
06:25He needs to meet them, get off on the right foot first, and bring up all the problematic
06:30things later.
06:31Make a good...
06:32Freak out and really think now that Sheena is cutting my mom out of the situation.
06:38She already doesn't trust Sheena.
06:39Now he's got to go and tell his mom, and his mom's not going to like it.
06:45You're trying to cut Sheena's parents out of the situation, same way he doesn't know
06:49how to talk to his.
06:50I think they both should stop talking to their parents.
06:52Right.
06:52I think they're great.
06:54Yeah.
06:55Well, you might be honest.
06:56A decade since I had sex.
06:58A d***.
06:58A d*** aid.
06:59A d*** is coming to your aid, baby.
07:03It really is.
07:04I learned some new things in exercise today.
07:10You've got the best one.
07:12Oh, oh, oh, what is this game?
07:27That's jump.
07:28I'm not coordinated enough for that.
07:30Today is the day that I'm going to meet my loving husband.
07:35This is Jabbar and Anna, and they're meeting for the first time today.
07:43Well, I met my hon date.
07:44I met Jim in the sixth grade, and we were sweetheart through high schooling.
07:52Together, and I've never met.
07:53They're married.
07:53Dude, I'm nervous.
07:55I feel like it's going to be awkward.
07:58Like, what if they're not even sexually?
08:03I'm just touched down.
08:04I'm married.
08:05I'm very excited about that shirt is tripping.
08:10That's the one he bought with his sister, remember?
08:11Yeah.
08:12Jabbar in the Philippines, yeah.
08:15Last time.
08:16Business is just leveling up.
08:19It's like ordering something online, and when it finally arrives.
08:25I like her.
08:26She seems a little crazy.
08:28But, I mean, I guess you've got to be a little crazy to be married to someone three years online.
08:32Although, I don't disagree.
08:33Sometimes you order a really cute outfit online, and it arrives.
08:35Sometimes it's like plastic.
08:36You're like, I can't with this.
08:37But it had good reviews.
08:40Come on.
08:42Puppy, where are you?
08:46Damn, she's making me nervous.
08:47I couldn't even...
08:48This lady's meeting her husband.
08:50The stakes are so much higher.
08:52I'm like, can you imagine the stress, the tension, the emotions?
08:55Like, just crazy.
08:56Can't be great.
08:56It's so sweet, isn't it?
09:11Kiss.
09:12Kiss.
09:12Kiss.
09:12Kiss your wife.
09:14Yeah.
09:14Yeah.
09:15Kiss her, Mar.
09:16First kiss on your wife.
09:18She's a happy girl.
09:20It feels like a dream.
09:21It feels surreal.
09:22Like, I still can't believe it, but I just want more.
09:28Still not enough.
09:30Look how cute they are.
09:32I love them.
09:33I like them as a couple, too.
09:35I think they got a shot.
09:36I hope they find that time.
09:38He's been waiting for a while for the honeymoon.
09:42You can tell they are...
09:44Open her package.
09:46Oh.
09:46You know, I've never been a part of a true airport scene like this.
09:50I know you have.
09:51How was it?
09:55It was awkward.
09:56And there were a lot of random people around.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Wondering why.
10:00If I would have walked past them, I'm like, why is this street performer inside the airport?
10:07Thought about this.
10:09Daydream about this.
10:11Wild dream about this.
10:12Yeah.
10:13Wet dreams about this.
10:14What the shit?
10:16I don't think it's in mine either.
10:17Women have wet dreams?
10:19No.
10:19Oh, okay.
10:20Or maybe you just don't.
10:21I've consulted other friends.
10:23Okay.
10:24Yeah, it's Joby.
10:25I know.
10:25That's usually when you wake me up in the middle of the night.
10:27I don't wake you up.
10:28Don't make that shit up.
10:29Yeah, all right.
10:31Here we are.
10:32This is really nice.
10:33That's why I pick it.
10:35Would you like to take a vacation, man, now?
10:37It would be fun to go there.
10:39We could.
10:40Okay.
10:41You got it?
10:41Yeah.
10:42All right.
10:43No.
10:44You heavy.
10:45You may look tiny, but you heavy, though.
10:51Rude.
10:52She had a little bitty thing, too.
10:54He should have been doing push-ups.
10:55Did yours never happen to me?
10:59We never had a honeymoon.
11:00We never did.
11:01Crazy, right?
11:03I mean, what's crazy?
11:04Honeymoon.
11:04Next month.
11:05Take me somewhere.
11:06Okay.
11:06I am very nervous because, oh, my God.
11:12It has been almost a decade since I had sex.
11:15A decade?
11:16A decade.
11:17A decade?
11:18A is coming to your aid, baby.
11:19I am worried a little bit.
11:22I'm not going to be able to satisfy him.
11:25I don't know.
11:27I still know how it's going to go.
11:30Like, I don't know.
11:31If he spent that amount of time without, you're going to satisfy him no matter what.
11:35The first night as a married couple, I can imagine that's nerve-wracking.
11:44And you know, as a man, it's going to take less than a couple minutes to send that rocket
11:50to the moon, if you know what I'm saying.
11:52Hey, look at you.
11:54Mm-hmm.
11:55Good, boo.
11:57She's excited.
11:58She said, come here, boy.
12:00This has this, like, mega bush.
12:01I don't think I ever dive under the cupboards and look at the girl and say, hey, are you
12:12ready?
12:12Set, go.
12:15The least romantic and the most awkward date we could have on my second day here in Turkey.
12:23And on the second day, she's looking at getting plastic surgery?
12:27You are moving way too fast.
12:29He doesn't even, you don't even know if he likes you the way you are.
12:31You know, the two mother f***ing pay.
12:34Bing, bing, bing.
12:36How's Otis doing?
12:38Good.
12:38My little sweetie.
12:40I know.
12:40And he still thinks he weighs 10 pounds.
12:42Yeah.
12:42Yeah.
12:43I got the bruises to prove it.
12:45Honestly.
12:46He loves me.
12:47He loves to put my h*** out.
12:48Maybe they can get him on 90 Day, the last pet resort.
12:51Oh.
12:51Mm-hmm.
12:52What are you here for?
12:54I nibbled.
12:55Nibbling.
12:56Plan today.
12:57This is probably the least romantic and the most awkward date we could have on my s***.
13:05What the f***?
13:06Nor.
13:08Oh, wow.
13:10That's not a good way to start off your trip.
13:12Did you?
13:12Look, I have had some very awkward second dates.
13:15Never.
13:15I, in fact, thrilled that she is multitasking on this trip.
13:24Turkey has such high-quality plastic surgeons.
13:27But today.
13:29She must have called up Darce and Stace.
13:31Got some recommendation.
13:34They haven't had sex yet.
13:36Being way too fast.
13:37He doesn't even, you don't even know if he likes you the way you are.
13:39A few weeks ago, I asked Bjorkan to come with me because I kind of want to see someone who's supposed to support me.
13:46She's testing the waters doing this on day number one.
13:50I feel like she might be testing him to see if he heard it she wants to do.
13:53He does not even want to be there.
13:55I don't even know what this is about.
13:57So.
14:00Actually, really common.
14:01Okay.
14:02After losing so much weight.
14:03Yeah.
14:04I will just show you some pictures.
14:06Picture?
14:06Now?
14:07Bjorkan?
14:08Cheers to Bjorkan.
14:09Oh my god, no.
14:11I'd be like, close your eyes, bitch.
14:12Honestly, when I gave birth to Sissy, like, don't look.
14:17When they were fixing me all up and everything, I was like, don't you dare effing look.
14:21I didn't want him looking at my butthole.
14:23So, as you can see, a horizontal problem here.
14:28We should cut vertically.
14:32Take the things that you know are your most insecure flaws and project them.
14:38For everyone to see like that.
14:40Come, come with me.
14:41They were already having a hard time being vulnerable.
14:43Now she's, like, being as vulnerable as a girl can be.
14:48That probably neither of them were prepared for.
14:50Mm-hmm.
14:51Yeah.
14:52This is not romantic.
14:54It's not sexy.
14:56Bjorkan at home, though.
14:57Bjorkan should have stayed at home with that pillow right under his head like this, watching TV.
15:02And this is, I would not want this.
15:04You know the only reason your boyfriend should ever be the plastic surgeon with you?
15:08To pay.
15:09To mother-
15:09Pay.
15:10Ding, ding, ding.
15:12And all this other great things.
15:14But we live in reality.
15:16I'm an adult.
15:17You can be.
15:18You need to treat me like an adult.
15:19I'm not.
15:20Oh.
15:20He was so dominant today that he may actually lay to some pipe tonight.
15:25Yeah.
15:25He might.
15:25They might say, F you, Molly.
15:27Yeah.
15:28Hey.
15:29Man, it's a new year.
15:31We're both single.
15:32We should really be working on our dating goals.
15:35Mm.
15:35I, you know, is emotionally available.
15:39Yeah.
15:39God forbid I want someone who's already fixed their issues.
15:42I was going to ask about you.
15:44I'm fine.
15:44Really?
15:45I know not to date anyone who is best friends with their ex.
15:48Who-
15:48But you have the patience.
15:50You have the consideration.
15:52Rob, I don't think you should be talking about that, bucko.
15:54I'm asking you a question.
15:55Yeah.
15:56And yeah, I definitely put someone else first, so.
15:59You put someone first.
16:00Get options.
16:00I don't have a problem with commitment.
16:02You might have a problem with commitment.
16:03Ha ha ha ha.
16:12They're just absolute soulmates, man.
16:14Mm-hmm.
16:15Hey, four long.
16:16But there's still a huge elephant in the room.
16:18I don't know.
16:19That mother
16:20all through there.
16:23This is all the Philippines.
16:25Yes.
16:26Thanks so much.
16:27I mean, seeing this, meeting you.
16:30Yes, ma'am.
16:31It's so little piece of the puzzle.
16:34And that's with your family.
16:36Okay.
16:38So I still really want to talk to you.
16:40Picture Molly over here.
16:42Well, I'm glad that you brought up.
16:44You know, Sheena's family.
16:47Oh.
16:48Go ahead, Forrest.
16:49Mm.
16:49Go ahead, Forrest.
16:51Tell her.
16:52Tell her.
16:53She and I had a discussion.
16:56I meet them before mom and dad meet them.
16:59Do you notice he can't even look at his mom while he's telling her the news?
17:02Yeah.
17:03Deputy.
17:03So, mom, I know that you wanted to go as a group to meet with Sheena's family, but we
17:10would really like it if you come the next day.
17:12The next day?
17:14That's not a crazy ask.
17:15It really isn't.
17:16Yeah, that would be the best.
17:18She better not give him over this.
17:20It isn't that you have me and Dev to stand by your side.
17:26Just, we will come in and...
17:28I'm screaming, I promise.
17:30Liar.
17:32Mentirosa.
17:33We can talk about special pink in reality, okay?
17:37And in reality, you are a very hardcore person.
17:42You know, be said, and I'm an adult.
17:46You need to treat me like an adult.
17:48I am not a child anymore.
17:49Wow.
17:50Good job, Forrest.
17:52Broke to his mom like this.
17:53He said, there's a new sheriff in town, Molly.
17:55If you don't like it, I'm going to kick you out.
17:59Sheena used on you all along the cultural thing and the duty of the family.
18:06Now, how is it all of a sudden under your parents?
18:08Well, my family isn't the bad people.
18:12I mean, people are allowed to feel different, you know?
18:15You can feel...
18:16And culture.
18:17Yeah.
18:18I'm a little scared of my dad still.
18:19I'm 40 years old, just like her.
18:21And he takes none of my dollars.
18:23Aren't bad people.
18:25It's like, what?
18:26What are you saying?
18:28That's a total different story from what you've been telling me all along.
18:32I mean, them as bad people.
18:33How do you know they're bad people?
18:35They're bad people because they want money from their daughter?
18:39She hasn't said they were...
18:40You guys want your life?
18:41You want your thing?
18:42Mom.
18:43Go handle it now.
18:43We're not trying to hurt you.
18:45They're going to have you snookered before you even...
18:48Good luck.
18:49Oh, no.
18:50Not the good luck.
18:51She ain't got no confidence in her son at all.
18:54I think she's just making up...
18:56They're going to steal all your loot.
18:58If I were them, I wouldn't even introduce her to the parents at all.
19:01No, no, no.
19:02She's...
19:02She has some issues.
19:04Pipe tonight.
19:05They might say, F you, Molly.
19:06Yeah.
19:07And you're going to hear it through these paper-thin walls.
19:10For all three seconds.
19:12Hey, girl!
19:13Can I do it?
19:13Girl!
19:15Isn't that what the kids call twerking?
19:18It would complete my life.
19:20There you go.
19:21There you go.
19:22Get that leg.
19:23Stinky leg.
19:24I can do it.
19:26Here is your...
19:28I'm not going to tell you what's in it, but let me know how you...
19:29What is it?
19:30Don't worry about it.
19:31Just try it.
19:32It looks nice.
19:33Cheers.
19:34Cheers.
19:34All right.
19:34Let's watch the show and see.
19:36It's Daniel in Nigeria, and he's about to meet Lisa.
19:44We'll get married over there.
19:45Dude, I will bet you my PC.
19:47I'll bet you my clothes, my watches, my game console.
19:51I win.
19:52I give you a hug.
19:54You know what?
19:55That's hard to get from you.
19:56I know.
19:57There we go.
19:58Gosh, I feel nervous.
20:04I hope he's excited, though, and doesn't, like, act weird when he sees her.
20:08Hopefully, the surprise is not the flowers.
20:10Maybe he's planning to dance for her like a swallow did.
20:12Oh, God.
20:13Or a song.
20:15I can't...
20:16Hello.
20:18This is a beginning chapter, no matter what it is, whether it's good or bad.
20:24All right.
20:25Here she goes, got her wig on.
20:35Go ahead, get yours.
20:37Go ahead, get yours.
20:43Oh!
20:45Oh!
20:46Damn!
20:48Jesus.
20:49Jeez, I ain't never been kissed like that.
20:51Oh, my God.
20:52I think I need to close my eyes for this.
20:55He's swallowing some spit.
20:57Ew.
20:57Oh, God.
20:58Oh, my God.
20:58He's eating her.
20:59It's a bit much.
21:01I wasn't expecting all of that.
21:03Give him a minute.
21:05You want to check back?
21:06Maybe we should come back later.
21:08You might be jealous.
21:09Yeah, catch your margarita like that.
21:11He's like,
21:12Oh, my God.
21:17Good Lord.
21:19What?
21:20Seem like these two have chemistry.
21:22I play chemistry in a lot of others.
21:31Maybe.
21:33That was a surprise.
21:34Oh.
21:36Great for her.
21:37I like that music.
21:38Oh, yeah, that was good.
21:40Yeah.
21:40God.
21:41You should have hired dancers.
21:49You could have been with the girl.
21:51And what the did you do?
21:52Oh.
21:52If you were greeted at the airport like this,
21:54would you love it?
21:55I would be back in the airport.
21:57You turn around and go right back in and go home.
21:59Get a return.
22:00Welcome you like this?
22:02I don't think so.
22:03I don't think so, either.
22:10Is that right, girl?
22:15Is that what the kids call twerking?
22:19I guess.
22:20I don't know.
22:22It would complete my life.
22:24There you go.
22:25There you go.
22:26Get that leg.
22:27Stinky leg.
22:28Do it.
22:30I mean, she can have a good time.
22:31She can have fun.
22:32I can see it in her face.
22:33She's going to.
22:33She's going to.
22:34After he tongued her down like that,
22:36she'll be like,
22:37huh, what?
22:38The tongue controls me.
22:46Whoa.
22:48No.
22:49He is not.
22:50Oh, my God.
22:51Taking a page out of the Tim Malcolm playbook.
22:54That's not a ring.
22:55Taking a page.
22:56No.
22:56You're fine.
23:02Are you married me?
23:04She's going to break her promise.
23:05Mm-hmm.
23:06He's proposing to her at that airport.
23:08Wait, I am, I am like, I cannot speak.
23:10I am like, speechless.
23:12100%.
23:12But once she tells him the truth about being married to a woman,
23:15he's going to be like, give me that shit out.
23:16Lisa promised her daughter she wouldn't get married.
23:20Thanks.
23:22What do you think she's going to say?
23:23She's going to say yes.
23:24You think she's going to say yes right now,
23:25not talk to her daughter first?
23:28You said she'd get married.
23:29Uh-uh.
23:30No.
23:30You said she'd get married.
23:31You know what I meant.
23:32No.
23:32Give me a hug.
23:33No, you know what I meant.
23:34Give me a hug.
23:35One shoulder hug.
23:36Pat on the back.
23:37Next time on Before the 90 Days.
23:42This one is for you.
23:43I'll be right.
23:44Oh.
23:45I brought condoms too, baby.
23:47Go take your shower.
23:48Get everything ready.
23:50It's been 21 years since.
23:52If I want it and he doesn't want me.
23:53He wants you.
23:54Yeah, right.
23:54He just proposed to you.
23:55Of course he wants you.
23:56Let's stop this right now.
23:58You see the way that man was kissing on you?
23:59You see the way that...
24:00Oh, and he was a lion from the suburbs of Africa.
24:05He's the real hunt for love.
24:07Frog.
24:10I went to Istanbul, but I couldn't find a job.
24:15So we...
24:16Yeah.
24:17How much is it?
24:18What kind of debts?
24:19Yeah.
24:21I don't want to give you a heart attack.
24:24No.
24:25Oh.
24:26How much is it?
24:28No.
24:30Say it.
24:31Tell me.
24:32Shall we?
24:33Let's do it.
24:33Okay.
24:34Okay.
24:35Okay, let's go.
24:37Let's go finish these margaritas on the balcony.
24:39Why on the balcony?
24:40Wintertime in the best of Miami.
24:42After seeing Japan, I'm ready for the lemonade.
24:46We can go to the dining room.
24:47I'm annoyed with you that you want to sleep in my bed when I bought you this very nice air mattress.
24:53It's just hospitality.
24:53Not everybody.
24:54What's teammate?
24:54I'm annoyed with you.
24:55Let's do it.
24:58We need to whip out.
24:59Let's do it.
25:00Say it's going to be nice with you.
25:00Let's do it.
25:02Let's go from work.
25:03By the way, of doing this really,
25:04Let's try some food.
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