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SALES ARE DOPE is a satirical workplace sitcom about a scandal-ridden startup where the sales team will do whatever it t | dG1fOHJxUUcxVHVna1E
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00:00Sad.
00:01Sales are dope.
00:02Let's go!
00:03Okay.
00:04Making money.
00:05Jen, you are a rock star.
00:07Closing deals, hitting quota, all dope.
00:09$20,000!
00:10For sure, yeah.
00:12Never ever stop selling.
00:14Sales is sadness, Mickey.
00:20We've only got two weeks left in this quarter, and we are still pacing behind the East King.
00:24Please don't hang up. Please, please.
00:25Yeah, I was an econ major. I know plenty about business.
00:28This is really a bad place to work.
00:29Oh, yeah. I mean, this is a complete dumpster fire.
00:32Okay!
00:33Let's stand.
00:34Hit numbers or die, sister.
00:35We are going to beat the East Team.
00:53Cheers to sadness.
00:59Call 18- killer.
01:00Comstocking the water with the red drop.
01:02Follow me.
01:03Wait!
01:05Let's stand by now...
01:06Let's face it together.
01:07That's awesome.
01:08Let's get back.
01:10A full blast.
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