00:00Those of us born February 14th?
00:02It's the absolute worst.
00:04Better like cards.
00:05Because every gift you get for the rest of your life
00:07will have an ugly red one stuck on it.
00:11If it wasn't horrendous and mortifying,
00:13it would not be Valentine's Day.
00:17Babe, your breakfast is ready.
00:19What is this?
00:20Early birthday surprise?
00:21To go to that hotel and spa.
00:23Here's your mom's place.
00:24And first, Valentine's present.
00:27He's gonna propose.
00:28Just explain to him that February 14th
00:31is a dark tumor on your cold, dead heart.
00:37All right, Giovinazzos.
00:38See that beautiful man right there?
00:39He's planning on proposing to me today.
00:41Which we cannot let happen.
00:42I'll give you $5,000.
00:47How long have you known Gina?
00:48We go way back.
00:49How's your dad?
00:50Still dead.
00:51That's what I thought.
00:52I really shouldn't laugh at that point.
00:55It's the very best day of the year.
00:56Love is in full bloom.
00:57Crap!
00:58He asked you for your blessing?
00:59No, uh-uh.
01:00Wrong.
01:02You need to keep Andrew distracted for the next 15 hours.
01:04No!
01:08Stay open to your soul.
01:09And your soulmate.
01:11I love the guy.
01:12The question is, do you?
01:18Woo!
01:19Can't stop.
01:20Won't stop.
01:21What the heck?
01:22And if we won't stop, cause we can't get enough.
01:29F*** Valentine's Day.
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