00:00It's ceremoniously poured into a pot that, after completing its mission last century,
00:08cut all ties with soap, solely to preserve the vintage character customers value most.
00:13Once the fire is lit, he mixes elbow secretions with caustic soda,
00:17industrial powders, and a selection of ingredients no one is willing to name.
00:24Then the stirring begins.
00:25The entire process takes place in a perfectly sterile environment.
00:29The floor has passed the spiritual certification of the World Health Organization,
00:33also known as the World Filth Organization.
00:37Now comes the final step.
00:39The finishing seasoning is added, armpit mineral salt.
00:42Then the chef goes in barefoot, the soles of his feet making direct contact with the sugar mass,
00:47completing the final data synchronization.
00:49Every stomp is an irreversible signature, pressing dust, fungi,
00:54and the maker's entire emotional state for the day evenly into the structure.
00:59Export grade crystal can.
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