00:00Trump is landing back in America tonight after a pretty busy 48 hours in Davos.
00:05When he was in Switzerland, not sure if you heard, he demoted the UN and created the Board of Peace and packed it with his golfing buddies.
00:16Let me see. Yeah, every one of them is a friend of mine.
00:21A couple, let's see, a couple I like, a couple I don't like.
00:27No, I like actually this group. I like every single one of them. Can you believe it?
00:31Usually I have about two or three that I can't stand.
00:35And in a shocking development, Trump named himself the chairman of the board and called it an honor and hired the UN as his secretary.
00:46Once this board is completely formed, we can do pretty much whatever we want to do, and we'll do it in conjunction with the United Nations.
00:52And, you know, I've always said the United Nations has got tremendous potential, has not used it.
00:59On the eight wars that I ended, I never spoke to the United Nations about any of them.
01:03This is what happens when you sabotage Trump's escalator and Jimmy with his teleprompter.
01:09The Trump Board of Peace already doing more than the UN.
01:13We're building golf clubs in Gaza.
01:15The only thing they'll be fighting over now is tea times.
01:20This is a great location.
01:22It all begins to say I'm a real estate person at heart.
01:25And it's all about location.
01:27And I said, look at this location on the sea.
01:30Look at this beautiful piece of property, what it could be for so many people.
01:34It'll be so, so great.
01:36People that are living so poorly are going to be living so well.
01:39Look into the future.
01:40The Board of Peace is envisioning what looks like Dubai on the Mediterranean.
01:46Kind of looks like a Muslim Miami beach.
01:49But just because it's the Board of Peace doesn't mean we're not going to get a piece of the action.
01:54I heard about the formation of the Peace Summit.
01:57And I was like, is that P-I-E-C?
02:00You know, a little piece of Greenland, a little piece of Venezuela.
02:11Elon's got Gutfeld writing his jokes.
02:13Poor guy.
02:14But he's right.
02:16It's not just a little piece of Greenland.
02:18Trump says we're getting full access.
02:21I'm not going to have to pay anything.
02:22We're going to have total access to Greenland.
02:24We're going to have all military access that we want.
02:27We're going to be able to put what we need on Greenland because we want it.
02:30We're talking about national security and international security.
02:33So we're going to not have to pay anything other than the fact that we are building the Golden Dome.
02:39And the Golden Dome is going to be something that's going to be very amazing.
02:43The deal right now, and it's still being hashed out, will give the United States pockets of sovereignty.
02:50Basically, huge chunks of territory run like American embassies all over the island.
02:56Right now, we just have one military base there.
02:58We'll be adding dozens more.
03:01We're also getting major mineral rights.
03:04We'll get rights of first refusal.
03:06And we'll get veto power over Russian and Chinese mining operations.
03:10The deal also includes missile rights for the Golden Dome and an enhanced NATO presence.
03:17And Greenland not saying no.
03:20We are willing to discuss and do more.
03:23We need, we have a responsibility.
03:25So let's talk about it through the right channels in a respectful manner.
03:30Then I'm sure we can work something out that benefits all of us.
03:34If Greenland keeps behaving, we might let them have a hockey team.
03:38And maybe we'll film some movies up there.
03:41Open up a Walmart.
03:43See that, Europe?
03:44That's good parenting.
03:46You behave, you get a treat.
03:48NATO isn't even getting in the way.
03:50The chief says it's basically a done deal.
03:53All of this is not about Greenland or the Arctic.
03:57First of all, this is about how can we protect ourselves against our adversaries.
04:02Our main adversary is Russia for NATO.
04:05And of course, we see China massively building up.
04:08So let's not be naive about China.
04:10But Russia is our main adversary.
04:12The Europeans threw a tantrum and finally daddy came home.
04:16But the Germans are jealous.
04:18But let's be honest.
04:19The Germans have daddy issues.
04:22We'll protect Denmark, Greenland, the North from the threat posed by Russia.
04:30Well, the last time Germany tried to protect somebody, Austria got invaded.
04:36The Germans need to settle down.
04:38Germany is like an abusive father.
04:40They ignore you until they want something.
04:43And then they hit you and tell you it's only because I love you.
04:46President Trump says if anything happened to Greenland, we'd be there for NATO.
04:51But when something happened to us on 9-11, was NATO there for us?
04:57We've never needed them.
04:59We have never really asked anything of them.
05:02You know, they'll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan or this or that.
05:06And they did.
05:06They stayed a little back, a little off the front lines.
05:09We thank NATO for helping us in the war on terror.
05:12We thank them a lot.
05:13The president's point was we can't rely on a small country like Denmark to protect a huge island in our own hemisphere.
05:21Even Zelensky gets it.
05:24He's calling the Europeans weak wafflers with their hands out.
05:28Europe needs to know how to defend itself.
05:32Europe looks lost trying to convince the U.S. president to change.
05:37But he will not change.
05:41President Trump loves who he is.
05:45And he says he loves Europe.
05:48But he will not listen to this kind of Europe.
05:52Wow.
05:53Look at Zelensky.
05:55All grown up.
05:57He put on a suit, got a job, stopped asking for money.
06:01And at first, Zelensky cried and stomped his feet.
06:04Remember?
06:05But then he realized dad was right.
06:07That's why Z is calling Trump strong and Europe weak.
06:11Sure, Europe was throwing money at them.
06:13But does money solve everybody's problems?
06:15Sometimes it spoils them.
06:18A good parent teaches their kids respect and gives them deadlines.
06:22A bad parent just gives them cash and never checks in.
06:26Like the auto pen.
06:27Biden threw cash around all over the world, tried to bribe his problems away, and the world
06:34walked all over him.
06:35Biden and Barack Obama got along so well with Europe because they both believed the West
06:41was in decline.
06:43And they never did anything about it.
06:44They just managed their own decline.
06:47Now, this may be acceptable in Europe, but when Donald Trump was elected president of the
06:52United States, everything changes.
06:55We're in a moment of radical change.
06:57These moments come maybe like once a century.
07:01AI, the Arctic, trade, China, it's all happening.
07:06And America is taking the lead.
07:08Iranian nukes, Bundoro, Gaza.
07:11Now the Cuban communist regime might be about to collapse.
07:15NATO's back together.
07:16The TikTok deal just went through.
07:18The Taiwan trade deal just got papered.
07:21And the Board of Peace?
07:22Look at its shops wondering how to price seaside condos on the Mediterranean.
07:26Everything is falling into place.
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