00:00Oh my God.
00:04Shahabai, are you going to be the next James Bond?
00:06What?
00:08Eh?
00:10Wait, wait, wait, it might be Cap, it might be Cap.
00:12Can I have a look at that?
00:14Oh, no, no, no, no, it's legit, it's legit!
00:16What the f***? Oh my God!
00:18This is crazy, this is crazy!
00:20Wait, wait, wait, chill man!
00:22Check the website, it's BBC, we can't trust it.
00:24What is Greg Daniel?
00:26Bro, why didn't you tell me? He's making fun!
00:28This is my image!
00:30This is my super James Bond, my Shahjoo!
00:32Listen, it's an audition, it's a photo from today's audition, that's all it is!
00:34What do you mean, Shahjoo?
00:36James Bond is white!
00:38Stop, stop!
00:40I'm the f***!
00:42Do you know how much sex James Bond does?
00:44No, I'm the f***!
00:46What's going on?
00:48I'm the f*** and he's Shahjoo!
00:50I'm the f***!
00:52Listen, Baba, it's okay to be a little bit excited,
00:54you know, it's nice even just to have the opportunity,
00:56it's a big deal, you know, brown James Bond,
00:58you should be proud!
01:00This guy's face is going to be f*** and lost everywhere!
01:02Imagine, imagine it!
01:04Daniel Craig got paid 20 M's for the last movie!
01:06My Shahjoo will get 21!
01:08It's just calm down, it's just an audition, yeah?
01:10Call me if you need a body double for sex scenes!
01:12What are you doing?
01:14What are you doing?
01:16Can you tell her to call me as soon as she comes back in?
01:18Yes, Shahjoo!
01:20I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing,
01:23I've just got to sort this out and work it out!
01:26Cuz, yo, yo, look at me!
01:28I'm proud of you!
01:30Yeah?
01:32F***!
01:33Come on, my guy, come on!
01:34Let's see what happens!
01:35Of course, inshallah, but do they know about the height?
01:37What do you mean?
01:39They're going to give you special shoes, like James Bond's big, ain't it?
01:43I'm just saying it, for you, for you!
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