00:00We average one sexual thought every seven seconds, but sexual energy can be diverted.
00:15You're a superstar, new Tony Robbins.
00:19He suppresses people's natural desires, strike up the band.
00:24You're kind, you're funny, you're pretty damn amazing.
00:27What about Pete?
00:27He's not gay.
00:30I'll call you tomorrow.
00:33You're lucky that you date dudes.
00:35No, I'm not.
00:36I'm actually dead serious about that.
00:38You ladies are ready.
00:39Let's play a little basketball.
00:41Oh, really?
00:45Good shot to the nuts and also dinged his melon.
00:48They're like little quail eggs.
00:51We found a brain tumor up against your pituitary gland.
00:54The pressure it's applied has blocked your normal male development.
00:57Basically, you've never gone through puberty.
00:58I've got the penis of Stephen Hawking at the moment.
01:01I don't want to split hairs, but Stephen Hawking could actually get an erection.
01:05Breakfast is ready.
01:07So, how's puberty at 30 going out?
01:11He's got the Sunday Times rolled up in there.
01:14You gotta help me.
01:22I'm horny, I'm moody, and I think I'm going nuts.
01:25Your puberty is happening at an accelerated speed.
01:28Pardon the interruption, but do you drive a silver crayon?
01:31I'm in session.
01:32My office, now!
01:34We have 25 minutes.
01:36Hey, Pete.
01:37Want to go over?
01:38Would you mind if I pop those on YouTube?
01:41I have to take a rain check.
01:43People put their lives aside in pursuit of their next orgasm.
01:48Orgasm.
01:49I don't know, you just seem different.
01:51Pete.
01:52You've been avoiding me.
01:54Come here.
01:55Uh-oh.
01:56Just realized I'm late, and I gotta go.
02:01You'll never get it!
02:02You can act out, baby.
02:03I hate you, and I wish I was never even born!
02:06I've been waiting 15 years for him to do that.
02:09Okay, buddy.
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